The Perfect Way To Slice a Pizza
iamapizza writes "New Scientist reports on the quest of two math boffins for the perfect way to slice a pizza. It's an interesting and in-depth article; 'The problem that bothered them was this. Suppose the harried waiter cuts the pizza off-center, but with all the edge-to-edge cuts crossing at a single point, and with the same angle between adjacent cuts. The off-center cuts mean the slices will not all be the same size, so if two people take turns to take neighboring slices, will they get equal shares by the time they have gone right round the pizza — and if not, who will get more?' This is useful, of course, if you're familiar with the concept of 'sharing' a pizza."
My biggest pizza cutting dilemma happened just the other day. I wasn't sure I could eat six pieces, so I cut it into four.
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than the story that led to the project, I bet.
Shows you that even geeks have parties sometimes. We just have different topics between the question who pays for the pizza and who gets the last slice.
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a slightly foreign concept here, but usually the woman/women get(s) the smaller pieces and everyone's happy. Simple.
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I worked at a couple of pizza places when I was in high school. There are actually two perfect ways to slice a pizza:
Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
I prefer to roll mine into a giant tube, thus consuming only one piece.
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Only if you're willing to cut the cheese.
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That's no evidence. You have to take various factors into account like your current filling state, heat of the pizza on arrival and so forth. If you cannot standardize those parameters, you at the very least have to repeat the experiment a few hundred times to at least claim something resembling scientific value.
You'll prolly die of arteriosclerosis, but it was for science!
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I always maximize my pizza by cutting it into 11 pieces. That way I get much more pizza than most people. I get 11 slices.
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Because it's not really about the pizza so much as the quest for a mathematical proof of who gets more depending on how the pizza is sliced.
Okay, so a three dimensional pizza would be a calzone, but what would a four-dimensional pizza look like?
More importantly, on a four-dimensional pizza, can you fill the crust with cheese?
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This is an easy problem: have one person cut the pizza, and have the other divide the slices. That's about the easiest way in the world to make sure that the division is honest and fair.
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I've seen something like this used at the Costco cafe. Seems to work easier than doing math.
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...equal pieces, for a potentially amusing drunkard's challenge.
Cutting the pizza into 10 and combining slices is considered ungentlemanly behavior (i.e. cheating) in this particular sport.
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when I worked at Godfather's Pizza, I finally "graduated" to cut table. The guy to cut the pizzas and call out the orders. I used to enjoy having fun sometimes when a pair of semi-buzzed guys would come in and order a pizza. Cut the pizza into 9 pieces with the roller, rather than the rocker, and watch them get upset over who gets the last piece! Ah, fun times as a teenager...
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I tell my grandfather with Parkinson's that all the time. "You make the cuts, and then I pick the pieces. Its the only way its fair!"
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This isn't a problem in America. We each just get one to ourselves.
Are we talking perfectly round, frictionless pizzas?
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I like my pizza cut in 8 nice triangular slices. My wife likes squares. I actually cut half in slices, and half in squares.
I like triangles, but I cut it into 6 instead. I can't eat 8 pieces.
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