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The Perfect Way To Slice a Pizza

iamapizza writes "New Scientist reports on the quest of two math boffins for the perfect way to slice a pizza. It's an interesting and in-depth article; 'The problem that bothered them was this. Suppose the harried waiter cuts the pizza off-center, but with all the edge-to-edge cuts crossing at a single point, and with the same angle between adjacent cuts. The off-center cuts mean the slices will not all be the same size, so if two people take turns to take neighboring slices, will they get equal shares by the time they have gone right round the pizza — and if not, who will get more?' This is useful, of course, if you're familiar with the concept of 'sharing' a pizza."

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  1. Unsure. by Hillview · · Score: 5, Funny

    My biggest pizza cutting dilemma happened just the other day. I wasn't sure I could eat six pieces, so I cut it into four.

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    1. Re:Unsure. by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 5, Funny

      A standard pizza is usually cut in 8 pieces. Who cuts it into 6?

      It was a Metric pizza

    2. Re:Unsure. by Scootin159 · · Score: 1

      Someone not hungry enough for 8 pieces. That, or a group of 3 or 6 people.

    3. Re:Unsure. by Ruede · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a standard grocery store pizza is too small for adequate sized 1/8th slices.

    4. Re:Unsure. by von_rick · · Score: 4, Funny

      Could be a group of 1.5 people as well.

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    5. Re:Unsure. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Midget jokes in 3, 2, 1...

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    6. Re:Unsure. by crazypip666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A metric pizza should have ten slices.

    7. Re:Unsure. by sconeu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod parent +1, Yogi Berra.

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    8. Re:Unsure. by Whalou · · Score: 2, Funny

      .5...

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    9. Re:Unsure. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Places that sell by the slice and want to sell big slices. A pizza place I used to work for cut the pizza we sold by the slice into 6 (16" pizza) slices so they are big enough to fold in half to eat them (New York style), and so you feel like you are getting your money's worth.

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    10. Re:Unsure. by Redbaran · · Score: 1

      You laugh, but in college, I worked a pizza joint and saw people go through this thought process, just the other way around. They needed to feed more people, so they had the pizzas cut into 10 slices instead of 8. Apparently, these people thought we had Jesus working in the back to feed more people with the same number of pizzas.

    11. Re:Unsure. by irondonkey · · Score: 1

      .25...

    12. Re:Unsure. by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Lorenzo's on South Street in Philly.

      They are some huge slices.

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    13. Re:Unsure. by CecilPL · · Score: 5, Funny

      This thread is going nowhere.

    14. Re:Unsure. by CecilPL · · Score: 1

      Well, most people have a general idea of how much pizza they can eat in one sitting, and it doesn't involve getting out the protractor.

      Not to mention that pizza is so calorie-dense most people eat way more than they actually need - smaller pieces forces them to slow down a bit. :)

    15. Re:Unsure. by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      A standard pizza is usually cut in 8 pieces. Who cuts it into 6?

      I agree. Although, my wife makes me cut the Papa Murphy's family sized pizza into 12 pieces.

    16. Re:Unsure. by wishmechaos · · Score: 1

      A metric pizza should have ten slices.

      I know of several places that sell rectangular pizzas by length, so when you order you can ask for a meter of pepperoni.

    17. Re:Unsure. by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      and if you're having a party, think of decapizza

      (not pizzas. it's centimeter, not centimeters)

    18. Re:Unsure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to cringe every time my ex-girlfriend ordered a pizza, because instead of asking "What's the diameter of your large pizza?" or even just "How big is the large?", she would always ask "How many slices is that?"

      It took everything I had not to blurt out profane insults about her intelligence. But somehow I always managed to keep my composure and say calmly "Don't ask that. Ask them what the diameter is."

      Thankfully, my wife is a lot smarter than my ex, so I don't get those sudden surges in my blood pressure anymore.

    19. Re:Unsure. by FlyingBishop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not necessarily. A metric pizza would have a circumference of 1 meter, and therefore have a diameter of roughly 30 cm. With a diameter of 100/pi, you would have a radius of 50/pi, and an area of 10,000/pi cm2. Dividing that up into six slices would give you a little over 500cm2 per person, which is about as round a number as one might expect. 10 slices gives 300 cm2, which is in no way metric.

    20. Re:Unsure. by clf8 · · Score: 1

      Oh cmon, at least credit Yogi Berra with the quote. Now you simply look like an idiot.

    21. Re:Unsure. by Vampo · · Score: 1

      This thread is going nowhere.

      I'm afraid it will never get there.

    22. Re:Unsure. by CAPSLOCK2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where I live it the local pie (called Vlaai) is traditionally cut into 10 slices.
      Being able to so qualifies you as a local, although some smart soul created a cutting template and later on a round knife that will just cut all slices in one cut.

    23. Re:Unsure. by Hillview · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that I thought anyone wouldn't recognize its orgin?
      Pot, meet kettle.

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    24. Re:Unsure. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      6 is actually a good number of slices: you can divide it evenly amongst two or three people. With eight, you can only divide it amongst two or four people.

      It's partially mitigated by differing hunger levels, but an eight-slice pizza is inadequate for dorm logic or appetites.

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    25. Re:Unsure. by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      I suppose there's a reason why she became your ex.

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    26. Re:Unsure. by CptPicard · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is.

      Here!

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    27. Re:Unsure. by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Stand back, everyone, I'm an engineer...

            ( ε )

      OK, you can have whatever's left now.

      /Silly /. html filters

    28. Re:Unsure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I want a pizza that goes to 11.

    29. Re:Unsure. by cheshiremoe · · Score: 1

      When I worked at a pizza place we would cut the "by the slice" 24inch pizza into 10 slices... the personals (mini pizza) 8 inch into 6 slices... everything in between 12", 14", 16" were 8 slices unless requested otherwise. Pizza slice count is determined by size of the pie and number of people your feeding per pizza.

    30. Re:Unsure. by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      A metric pizza would have a circumference of 1 meter

      More likely metric would follow the pattern of paper sizing, so an A0 pizza would have an area of 1 square meter (for a diameter of ~ 113cm), an A1 pizza would be 0.5 square meters (diameter 80cm), A2 would have half that area and so on. A typical pizza would be A4 : an area of one sixteenth of a square meter, so a diameter of close to 30 cm.

      Then there's the B series, which works in the same way, but starting from B0 having an area of 0.5 square meters, and with the inclusion of anchovys.

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    31. Re:Unsure. by selven · · Score: 1

      I'm Canadian, you dishono(u)rable clod!

    32. Re:Unsure. by txwikinger-slashdot · · Score: 1

      It is centimetre, not centimeter ;)

    33. Re:Unsure. by batquux · · Score: 1

      Pizza, like all pie, is ruined if you cut it more than once.

    34. Re:Unsure. by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 2, Informative

      A metric pizza would have a circumference of 1 meter

      Fine, then.

      With a diameter of 100/pi

      Okay...

      you would have a radius of 50/pi

      So far, so good...

      an area of 10,000/pi cm2.

      What? Re-check your math. r = 50/pi, and so r^2 = 62500/(pi^2). Therefore, the area is 62,500/pi cm ^2

      After that, I have no idea how you got your area-per-person numbers, so I don't know how wrong they are.

      Unrelated: the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a is pi*z*z*a

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    35. Re:Unsure. by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      I dunno if that was sarcasm or just stupidity, but either way: I'm LMFAO.

    36. Re:Unsure. by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      But a pizza with 60 slices would be the most versatile of all!

      You could divide it evenly between 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, or 10 people!

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    37. Re:Unsure. by irondonkey · · Score: 1

      Sure it is, it's going to 0.

      Never quite going to get there of course, but if you tell me how close you want to be, I can tell you how long it will take to get there.

    38. Re:Unsure. by dov_0 · · Score: 2

      In the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, and I presume in Canada, it is Metre. Strangely enough it also appears to be metre in France, the country which gave us the Metre. Meter on the other hand is a verb. That leaves the US out of the English speaking nations as the only one that got the verb and noun mixed up and screwed the English language for the rest of us.

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    39. Re:Unsure. by MooUK · · Score: 1

      I usually go for six pieces. Four pieces tend to be too large for easy handling, and eight pieces can sometimes be lacking in rigidity and therefore can be harder to eat. Usually, I find six pieces to be appropriate.

      This is with just me eating the pizza, so no sharing is required. When sharing is intended, I'll adjust my slicing appropriately.

    40. Re:Unsure. by SileNceR_RH · · Score: 1

      It is spelled meter not metre.

      Learn English.

      You learn English. The rest of the English speaking world will continue to ignore the simplified garbage that is American English.

    41. Re:Unsure. by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

      take me to 1/inf

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    42. Re:Unsure. by Obfuscant · · Score: 2, Informative
      I used to cringe every time my ex-girlfriend ordered a pizza, because instead of asking "What's the diameter of your large pizza?" or even just "How big is the large?", she would always ask "How many slices is that?" It took everything I had not to blurt out profane insults about her intelligence.

      She's actually smarter than you, socially.

      She knew if she was ordering for three, a multiple-of-three slices would give each person the same amount. That's fair if you are sharing. If ordering for four, a multiple of four. If two, an even number.

      Maybe she was even more advanced than that, knowing that "Joe will probably want two, Tom probably will only eat one, Marcia another one, and my pig-assed boyfriend will suck down four slices, no matter how big or small they are. I will make do with one, so that's 9 slices..."

      She knew "screw the size of each piece", what mattered was the subjective fairness of the division of the pie.

    43. Re:Unsure. by dragonjujotu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Congratulations, you didn't do any better...

      50 * 50 = 2500

      So it's 2500/pi cm^2. And if each person gets 1/10, that's 250/pi cm^2, or about 79.6 cm^2.

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    44. Re:Unsure. by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      Thanks. At least I knew it was some power of 5, not 10.

      Sorry for the extra multiplication by 25.

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    45. Re:Unsure. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Pizza slice count is determined by [...] number of people your feeding per pizza.

      If that is true, then why is the "personal" pizza cut at all?

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    46. Re:Unsure. by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      uh, so how much pizza do I get? and my head hurts now, can I also have a beer please?

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    47. Re:Unsure. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      You see, this is why the math guys wouldn't get ANY pizza at all, because while they were breaking out their slide rules and arguing over who forgot to carry the 2, everybody else would just play rock paper scissors for the slices. By the time the math nerds came up with their "perfect" pizza formula, all that would be left is some crust and the lousy beer nobody else wanted.

      So in conclusion I hope the math nerds learned a valuable lesson: For some things, like how much gas is it gonna cost us to make the beer run math is useful. For dividing things like pizza? Rock paper scissors baby, rock paper scissors.

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    48. Re:Unsure. by treeves · · Score: 1

      Because most people want to eat the outside crust last if at all. And it's uncouth to stick an entire pizza in your mouth even it's only 6 inches diameter. And your joke wasn't funny and that's why I'm answering!

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    49. Re:Unsure. by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      Meter is also a noun, for example an electricity meter. Better still is a micrometer, which is a measuring device, as opposed to the micrometre, which is a unit.

    50. Re:Unsure. by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      You are quite correct to draw a distinction between the unit itself and the tool used to measure it.

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    51. Re:Unsure. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      you're going to need auxiliary crust cylinders at intermediate radii if you want people to be able to hold a "60th slice".

      Or, if regularity is not required, I suppose you could get away with some kind of chorded crust system. If sufficiently clever, everyone could get equal area pieces with no two slices being precisely the same shape. Maybe. I'm no good at solving the pizza proof to see if it's really possible.

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    52. Re:Unsure. by cheshiremoe · · Score: 1

      ... and triangles are easier to eat. You always eat from the corners not from the center of the side of the slice.

      One of the sought after features of a food for the producer is being faster to eat. The quicker you eat something the less it satisfy, causing you to eat more.

    53. Re:Unsure. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      simplified garbage that is American English

      I wish it was simplified garbage. I learned English as a child but now most of the time I'm paid to write American English. Not one of the simplifications that it introduced was applied consistently and uniformly across the entire language. At least in English you can work out how to spell a word if you know which language it came from. With American, you need to know that and whether it had one of the random simplifications applied to it.

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    54. Re:Unsure. by FreeFull · · Score: 1

      12? Our pizzas go up to 14!

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    55. Re:Unsure. by treeves · · Score: 1

      Now that's an interesting comment. I had never heard or considered that food packagers actually want us to eat faster, but it makes some sense, unfortunately.

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    56. Re:Unsure. by treeves · · Score: 1

      Zeno, did you change your name to Vampo?

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    57. Re:Unsure. by cheshiremoe · · Score: 1

      The book: The End Of Overeating Details how the food industry manipulates the physical and physiological aspects of eating to get us to come back for more food (there product). Very, Very interesting how complex food design and marketing is.

    58. Re:Unsure. by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

      B0 should be 0.75 m^2 right?

      It depends on whether it's a French or a Japanese B series

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    59. Re:Unsure. by danwesnor · · Score: 1

      I used to work pizza. We had been told to start cutting larges into 10 pieces instead of 8. I had 2 days left before leaving for college, so what did I care, so I was still cutting into 8. One guy actually brought a pizza back because there were only 8 pieces, and we had to make a new pie. I got the evil eye from the manager and a free large pizza.

  2. squares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That is why the perfect way to cut a pizza is in small squares.

    1. Re:squares by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      No, no way. If you cut in small squares, there's no guarantee that both people will get the same amount of pizza.

      You can get a decent approximation, if after cutting the pizza you allow the pizza eaters to take turns selecting pieces, reversing the order of selection each time through (for four people, ABCD-DCBA-ABCD etc).

      The only fair way to apportion the pizza is to auction the pieces.

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    2. Re:squares by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      You have time, can cut a pizza exactly with only a pizza compass, and pizza ruler.
      These days people usually use a laser pizza cutter with olive and anchovy image recognition.

    3. Re:squares by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I prefer one big spiral cut.

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    4. Re:squares by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Only if you get a square pizza.

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    5. Re:squares by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Definitely this. I always cut pizza square these days. Not everyone needs the same amount, it's easier to get right and, if the pizza's a little soft, you don't get it folding and big lumps of cheese sliding off. You also get more, smaller pieces helping avoid over-consumption for those who care

      Sure you end up with a few small crusty triangles but there's always someone hungry enough to eat those.

  3. Laser beams by quangdog · · Score: 1

    Big friggin' laser beams.

  4. The results are less interesting by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    than the story that led to the project, I bet.

    Shows you that even geeks have parties sometimes. We just have different topics between the question who pays for the pizza and who gets the last slice.

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    1. Re:The results are less interesting by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Shows you that even geeks have parties sometimes. We just have different topics between the question who pays for the pizza and who gets the last slice.

      You imply that people eating pizzas, even two or more, is a sign of a geek party. I postulate that geeks aren't even cool enough to have pizza parties amongst themselves...besides a DND group sharing a pizza is no party :)

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    2. Re:The results are less interesting by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Is too! It is, it is, it is!

      Ah screw it, I put on my robe and wizard's hat, Power Word Die! So there!

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    3. Re:The results are less interesting by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Two things:

      a) It's Power Word: Kill. (For a 9th-level spell, it's really over-rated.)

      b) Any time you have a group for D&D, it's a party. Pride of lions, murder of crows, party of geeks.

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    4. Re:The results are less interesting by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      Two things:

      a) It's Power Word: Kill. (For a 9th-level spell, it's really over-rated.)

      b) Any time you have a group for D&D, it's a party. Pride of lions, murder of crows, party of geeks.

      Trap sprung.

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    5. Re:The results are less interesting by boxxertrumps · · Score: 1

      You mean "Power word: Kill", unless that's a reference to some internet thing.

    6. Re:The results are less interesting by nschubach · · Score: 1

      party of geeks.

      I thought it was a "summons of geeks"...

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    7. Re:The results are less interesting by julesh · · Score: 1

      than the story that led to the project, I bet.

      Shows you that even geeks have parties sometimes.

      Not very good parties. They only considered the case of two people sharing a single pizza.

    8. Re:The results are less interesting by Razalhague · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's not a very good party if there's less than half a pizza per person... Works fine with an even number of people, and an odd number can always be turned even by inviting one more person.

  5. Sorry, no sharks. by Slartibartfass · · Score: 1

    With a carbon dioxide laser, of course. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej3KSfVU5aw

    1. Re:Sorry, no sharks. by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      1) How did they find the center? 2) Where does the saw sound come from? 3) What do they do with pizza vapor? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej3KSfVU5aw

  6. Quite Fitting by JamJam · · Score: 1

    First a /. poll on pizza and now this... I'm surprised though that there wasn't a reference to slicing different styles of pizza's. Thin crispy crust can really only be cut in triangles (same with stuffed crusts!) while the soggy sloppy pizza's would benefit from smaller splices. Of course size does matter so slicing an extra large pizza would almost always be sliced different from a smaller size.

    1. Re:Quite Fitting by crazybilly · · Score: 1

      Thin crispy crust can really only be cut in triangles

      Not true--here in central Illinois, we often cut our thin crust pizza in a grid. This is proven to be a superior method of slicing pizza (citation needed), but only works on moderately crispy, thin crust pizza that doesn't need a handle like deep dish does.

    2. Re:Quite Fitting by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      The pizza joint my family frequented when I was a child always cut the pizza into strips. One cut bisecting the pizza evenly, and then a series of cuts perpendicular to the first to make a bunch of strips. It worked well with their thin crispy crust pizza's, though I have never seen another place do it like that.

  7. Count the pepperoni by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

    When faced with this problem, I usually take the slice which has the most pepperoni on it. As for pizzas without pepperoni, the method might need some modifications, such as counting the ham pieces, anchovies etc. You might not end up with a largest slice, but you will get the most meat which is fair enough for me.

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    1. Re:Count the pepperoni by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      When faced with this problem, I usually take the slice which has the most pepperoni on it. As for pizzas without pepperoni...

      There's pizza without pepperoni? Why would anyone do that?

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    2. Re:Count the pepperoni by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      There's pizza without pepperoni? Why would anyone do that?

      Maybe they are Italian and prefer an authentic pizza?

  8. My Esperiement by dwiget001 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    One day, I ordered a medium pizza (14 inch) with my standard way: Italian sausage, green pepper, onion, black olive, double shrooms and tomato, with the crust well done. I had them cut that into six pieces instead of their usual eight pieces. I ate the whole thing in 12 minutes and 34 seconds.

    The next day, I ordered the same pizza (from my same fave pizza place down the street), everything was the same, but I had them cut it into their standard eight slices. I ate this in 13 minutes and 17 seconds.

    So, although it took me less time to eat the six piece version of the same pizza, I also felt fuller.

    Conclusion: With fewer slices, I ate them faster and, as a result, felt fuller.

    From now on, if I am really hungry, I am getting the six slice version.

    1. Re:My Esperiement by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's no evidence. You have to take various factors into account like your current filling state, heat of the pizza on arrival and so forth. If you cannot standardize those parameters, you at the very least have to repeat the experiment a few hundred times to at least claim something resembling scientific value.

      You'll prolly die of arteriosclerosis, but it was for science!

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    2. Re:My Esperiement by dwiget001 · · Score: 1

      O.K., I will take your advice.

      I'll get back to you in about 18 months.

      Well, or I will have the attorney handling my estate post a message as to the results, after my demise.

  9. Divide it first by Lectoid · · Score: 1

    If it's just two of us. I try to find the cut that best divides the pizza in half and just separate then before either of us takes a slice.

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    1. Re:Divide it first by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is an easy problem: have one person cut the pizza, and have the other divide the slices. That's about the easiest way in the world to make sure that the division is honest and fair.

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    2. Re:Divide it first by Rockoon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I tell my grandfather with Parkinson's that all the time. "You make the cuts, and then I pick the pieces. Its the only way its fair!"

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    3. Re:Divide it first by SpaceCadets · · Score: 1

      Yup, that worked with my sister and I when we were young. Mum's rule: "One cuts, the other chooses"... I always made my sister cut cause I'm hopeless at cutting anything straight or even.

    4. Re:Divide it first by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with all you people!?!?

      The correct method is to just cut the pizza however you want. Then offer the other person the opportunity to pick their slice(s) first. While they are distracted selecting their slice(s), club them like a baby seal. Then you may eat all of the slices and possibly make a profit after searching their pockets.

    5. Re:Divide it first by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Mum's rule: "One cuts, the other chooses"

      I once read about a book describing how to extend this method to more people while still ensuring a fair division. In fact, there's a Wikipedia article on the subject: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_division

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  10. WTF by idontgno · · Score: 1

    "Science" and "Idle" look nothing alike. How did this article get into "Science"?

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    1. Re:WTF by Eravau · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because it's not really about the pizza so much as the quest for a mathematical proof of who gets more depending on how the pizza is sliced.

    2. Re:WTF by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      Because only completely useless stuff goes into Idle and this is at least mildly amusing.

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  11. Misleading title by OscarGunther · · Score: 1

    ...because it promises more than it delivers. The title implies there's a universally perfect way to cut a pizza so everyone gets an equal share. Well, duh. What TFM tells you is how to figure out if everyone is getting an equal share.

    I'll save you some time: Ensure you make an even number of cuts >= 4.

    1. Re:Misleading title by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      There is, provided you have a pizza that is a perfect circle and a perfect distribution of toppings it is even trivial. If you do not, there is no perfect way to cut it. You will end up either with pieces that are of unequal area size or pieces with unequal amounts of crust, or an unequal amount of toppings unless you're willing to cut it in ways that make Gerrymandering districting seem straightforward.

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  12. It's not that hard by furby076 · · Score: 1

    1) A novice pizza cutter can buy a metallic device you place over the pizza which guides your pizza cutter. I worked at a pizza shop and they had one...nobody ever used it.
    2) Two people can easily share 50/50 split of the pizza. The only requirement is that one of the cuts needs to have gone straight down the middle, and that is where you split the pizza from. Essentially, the middle cut is the border. All other cuts just make for a weird shaped pizza slice.
    3) 3 people means cutting the pizza into slices divisible by 3, which is harder.
    4) 4 people = cutting slices divisible by 2, but now you need to concern yourself with two lines perfectly intersecting the middle - plus you either get 4 or 8 slices.

    Pizza shops cut their pizzas to serve 8 slices. That's 4 cuts which would resemble the insignia on the british flag.

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    1. Re:It's not that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      5)Pizza is a food that can be eaten by humans
      6)Pizza is not a cat
      7)Though, cats may eat Pizza.
      8)A Pizza that has saurkrout on it, is not a good pizza.
      9)Pizza begins with the letter "Q"
      10)Deep fried Pizza is called "awesome Pizza"

    2. Re:It's not that hard by ubercam · · Score: 1

      I also worked at a pizza joint for a few months in high school. We cut ours in squares. Most places around here cut pizzas into squares. I prefer this method since it's much easier to eat because of the smaller pieces. If you go in to Pizza Hut, they cut them into the standard slices usually, but for takeout and delivery, most places do squares.

    3. Re:It's not that hard by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      3) 3 people means cutting the pizza into slices divisible by 3, which is harder.

      I always slice pizza into six pieces.

      Of course, 8 pieces is more mathematically convenient...

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    4. Re:It's not that hard by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      11) Pizzas are mammals
      12) There could be a pizza with you right now, and you wouldn't know it
      13) Pizzas flip out and kill people, all the time, without even thinking about it

      That's Real Ultimate Power

    5. Re:It's not that hard by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      12 has the most common factors... 1,2,3,4, and 6

      So just make 6 cuts, use a clock as a template if you must.

      Unless your party happens to have 5 people, then you're in trouble. Then you need to find one of those metric pizzas...

  13. Maybe by BeanThere · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a slightly foreign concept here, but usually the woman/women get(s) the smaller pieces and everyone's happy. Simple.

    1. Re:Maybe by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      How is that misogyny?

      His observation meets my experience perfectly, with two prior girlfriends, my current wife, even my sister.

      It even makes sense from a biological standpoint; men, usually larger (and with greater muscle mass) than women, require more calories.

      Misogyny exists, and should be fought against... but no need to try and find it where it doesn't exist.

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    2. Re:Maybe by Nadaka · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am 6ft tall. My fiance is 4ft 9in and about half my weight. If I ate as little as she did, I would starve. If she ate as much as I did, she would pop. There is nothing misogynistic about it, women are on average smaller than men, they will eat less.

    3. Re:Maybe by tacarat · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're anorexic, you insensitive clod!

      >.>

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    4. Re:Maybe by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      WTF - the fact that women not only generally eat less but are generally more concerned about their weights, that makes me a woman-hater? Are you for real? I have a question for you, are there really boys who actually put up with your anti-male victimhood BS tactics? Every woman I've ever gone out with in any kind of context at all has not only voluntarily eaten less but been happy to do so.

    5. Re:Maybe by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe she likes her some pizza.

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    6. Re:Maybe by Token_Internet_Girl · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You're an ignorant jerk. Many, many women are in the range of 5'7-5'10 and are athletic in nature, does that mean they shouldn't eat a 3000 calorie a day diet if their bodies need it? They would consume more than the average male 6ft tall with a sedentary lifestyle. There is no "general" statement when it comes to the dietary requirements of a female, and bottling it as "anti male victimhood" just shows your intelligence level.

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    7. Re:Maybe by nschubach · · Score: 1

      You go and change the rules of the game by comparing an athletic female to a couch potato male... what if the roles weer reversed and you have an athletic male and couch potato female?

      I think you are getting too wrapped up in this whole debate. Step back and breath.

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    8. Re:Maybe by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Misogyny exists, and should be fought against... but no need to try and find it where it doesn't exist.

      Before you try and inject reason into this, perhaps you should consult these flowcharts.

    9. Re:Maybe by LanMan04 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The mechanics must be.....interesting. :)

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    10. Re:Maybe by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I am 6ft tall. My fiance is 4ft 9

      A spinner, eh?

      In all seriousness, differences in activity level would play a larger role than height. Assuming similar levels of activity and BMIs, the differences in caloric requirements are minimal. If your activity levels are the same, but your consumption patterns are significantly different, then it's more likely the case that you like to eat, and she likes to watch her weight.

    11. Re:Maybe by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      I may be a jerk (like I care if you think I am, ha ha) but I'm definitely not ignorant. My last girlfriend was extremely athletic and she still ate less than half what I eat ... we're both slim and very similar in height, weight and build. And yes, your anti-male bias (and anti-facts bias) comes through even again - but you're so deep in it that your own 'benchmark' is off so you possibly (and understandably) don't even realise you're doing it (or you do, because you know it's a manipulation strategy that works to help control people around you - could still be subconscious behaviour though, programmed through reinforcement). So you can either call random guys on the Internet 'ignorant jerks' and ignore their observations if it makes you feel better, or you could tone down that chip on your shoulder and watch your own behaviour for a while and observe that yes you do indeed "play the feminism card" - your call, makes no difference to my life, but could make a difference to yours.

      On this point, the facts are fortunately so massively on my side that you're obviously wrong, which should make it easier to see how absurd your arguments are. Fact: Women are on average much smaller and lighter than men. Fact: Women pick up weight more easily than men. Fact: Women are more weight conscious than men. Fact: Women mostly prefer to keep company with men larger than they are (and vice versa). Etc. etc. You can also try argue the sky is purple, it would be about as effective, and about as absurd.

  14. TFA doesn't answer any 'perfect way' by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    Other than saying 'rectangular strips', the article does not describe any method to do this. The answer lies in the problem. Cut it perfectly into even sections. To even describe this problem you have to toss that situation out. This reads like a mathematician's dime novel. In short, it sucks. I want my ten minutes back, please.

  15. Re:Limewire by AndrewNeo · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You wouldn't copy a pizza, would you?"

  16. An important factor by oldhack · · Score: 1

    The concentration and distribution of the toppings. Without these, their solution is incomplete.

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    1. Re:An important factor by IANAAC · · Score: 1

      Why do I hear Comic Book Guy in my head when I read this?

    2. Re:An important factor by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Your tinfoil hat has been rooted.

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  17. With a chainsaw by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Or a Katana.

  18. Re:Limewire by furby076 · · Score: 1

    The RIAA will come after geeks who consider sharing....so you better be careful, these guys arent' too bright and may not understand that P2P pizza sharing is OK.

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  19. Tricks from insiders by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I worked at a couple of pizza places when I was in high school. There are actually two perfect ways to slice a pizza:

    1. On a large pizza, make two parallel cuts maybe 3/4" apart on either side of the midline. Set the long, skinny slice aside. The pizza will still appear round, within normal limits of eccentricity. Continue slicing as normal, box it, and send it. Eat the long, skinny slice. Repeat until you are no longer hungry.
    2. Starting slicing from the center of the pizza and working outward. Eyeball it (which you should be pretty good at, since you've sliced thousands of pizzas and you're well-fed for the evening) and carve the pie into 11 or 13 slices. Wonder later if people are still trying to figure out where the extra slice came from, or which greedy SOB ate one piece more than they should have.
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    1. Re:Tricks from insiders by Dread_ed · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For some reason the assumption is that everyone wants the same size slice of pizza. I disagree. I prefer a pizza with a variety of slice sizes.

      For instance, large slices are good for large appetites/people (men), while medium and small slices are good for smaller appetitets/people(women and children). Also, the small ones are a perfect finisher when you have just consumed a number of large slices and are just about to bust.

      Also, the slice porportion and their accompanying aesthetics are important. Somedays the fat-looking big slices that are almost a fourth of the pizza look best. Other times the skinny ones that are so slim they can't even legitamately accommodate an intact piece of pepperoni appeal to me. Proportion can weigh as heavily as quantity and distribution of toppings when it comes to choosing the perfect slice.

      Personally, I would be interested in a cutting pattern that guaranteed the most variety of slice sizes.

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    2. Re:Tricks from insiders by dissy · · Score: 1

      Personally, I would be interested in a cutting pattern that guaranteed the most variety of slice sizes.

      Wood chipper?

      Explosives?

      Some one however should send your question and ones like it to the myth busters. Might not be science, but will make for some delicious entertainment!

  20. Re:Shocking by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

    "Idle is a complete waste of your time, don 't go there."

    What part of that do you not understand?

  21. 4 whole pieces? by NoPantsJim · · Score: 5, Funny

    I prefer to roll mine into a giant tube, thus consuming only one piece.

    Also, when people ask what I had for breakfast, I can respond with "A wrap"

    1. Re:4 whole pieces? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thanks, that's the best laugh of the day. I've ordered $180 worth of pizza for dinner tonight (it's a dinner meeting for 35 people) and I was thinking about someone rolling these 18", 2" deep jumbos into a wrap.

      Someone on /. has a sig that said:

      A pizza with depth a and radius z has a volume of pi z z a.

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    2. Re:4 whole pieces? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      RDRR.

    3. Re:4 whole pieces? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I wrap a rolled pork roast in it. So it actually is a wrap.

      Also I swallow exactly once.

      A friend of mine called it “breathing in”.

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    4. Re:4 whole pieces? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      I prefer to roll mine into a giant tube, thus consuming only one piece.

      Also, when people ask what I had for breakfast, I can respond with "A wrap"

      Do you serve it with wrap music?

    5. Re:4 whole pieces? by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

      I know you're trying to make a joke, but I Fucking Despise rap music.

    6. Re:4 whole pieces? by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      I find your joke somewhat derivative.

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  22. Boffins by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

    Can we never use the word "boffin" on Slashdot again please? I believe that word is a British colloquial term for "someone who uses their brain to work, but I don't understand it so I'll make up my own word". Around here we're decently intelligent, you can use a word like "mathematician" and not confuse anyone.

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    1. Re:Boffins by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 1

      If that is, in fact, what the word means, I don't see your issue with the way he used it.

    2. Re:Boffins by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I thought "boffin" had something to do with pornstars (cause they're boffin' each other). Now that you've cleared this up I'll go ahead and click the link while at work.

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    3. Re:Boffins by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Because I'm not confused by the term "mathematician" and would prefer that over "some guy who thinks for a living".

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    4. Re:Boffins by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 1

      Submit your own summaries, then. :)

    5. Re:Boffins by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I loathe that term as well. I find that it is so often overused and is overly broad. It drove me from the Register they seem to have a penchant for using it in almost every single article.

      My problem with it is that the term seems to mean:

      Geek, Physicist, Mathematician, Engineer, Scientist, Researcher, Archaeologist, Botanist, Astronomer, Grad Student, Fellow, Paleontologist, Meteorologist, Geologist, Chemist,

      Or as you said "Anyone who uses their brain"-jobguy.

      It's about as useful as saying:

      "Some guy who wasn't the security guard claims the following..."

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    6. Re:Boffins by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Around here we're decently intelligent

      You must be new here...

  23. Re:Wait, what? by tacarat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only if you're willing to cut the cheese.

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  24. Re:Limewire by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't download crazy bread...

  25. Yet another job interview question by nervouscat · · Score: 1

    I can just see it now. Some pinhead manager is going to read about this and come to the conclusion that this pizza problem would make a great job interview question to weed out software engineer candidates.

  26. Re:Shocking by dominious · · Score: 1

    and what part of "Science" section did you not get?

  27. Re:Shocking by electricbern · · Score: 1

    Well, this is in Science.

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  28. The trick is by lunax · · Score: 1

    To cut the pizza into 42 pieces.

  29. 11 by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always maximize my pizza by cutting it into 11 pieces. That way I get much more pizza than most people. I get 11 slices.

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    1. Re:11 by DeathMagnetic · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you just cut it into 10 and make each piece a little bigger?

    2. Re:11 by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you just cut it into 10 and make each piece a little bigger?

      He could, but then he wouldn't be able to charge extra for a pizza that goes to 11.

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    3. Re:11 by dpilot · · Score: 1

      For $2000 I'll show you how to cut it into 12 pieces - even better than 11.

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    4. Re:11 by choas · · Score: 1

      He gets 11...

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    6. Re:11 by AniVisual · · Score: 1

      Personally, I cut my pizza into 42 slices in a grid pattern. That way, once I'm done with eating the entire pizza, I have the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything snugly nestled within my belly.

  30. Interesting false assumption by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    "Suppose the harried waiter cuts the pizza off-centre, but with all the edge-to-edge cuts crossing at a single point, and with the same angle between adjacent cuts."

    Now if a waiter (or actually chef) cuts the pizza off-centre, they're almost certainly not going to make the angles consistent.

    (which of course isn't to say that it's not a fun paper)

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  31. Re:Limewire by jscott · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't download a pizza, would you?

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  32. Re:Shocking by Escaflowne · · Score: 1

    The part where this is classified under 'science' and thus goes above my personal filter. I already filter out idle stories, but this obviously still came through since it's under 'science.'

    It's a way to inflate the number of reads on a story they contribute since they already know many people filter out idle stories. It's getting ridiculous lately.

  33. Pizza Analogy Guy? by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

    There is a poster here called PizzaAnalogyGuy whose gimmick involves making a pizza analogy in each post. Can we please get a pizza analogy about slicing pizza?

    1. Re:Pizza Analogy Guy? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Posting a pizza analogy on this story would be like ordering extra pepperoni on a triple pepperoni special with pepperoni-stuffed crusts. I.e., something you have to try at least once.

  34. Re:Shocking by Hillview · · Score: 1

    Well, this is the science of pizza cutting. And pizza is never a waste of time. ;)

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  35. Re:Shocking by tacarat · · Score: 1

    In this context, maybe Samzenpus being praised?

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  36. Square pieces are the best way to share! by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

    The article got it completely wrong!!! Cutting the pizza into squares is the best way! My brother-in-law and I like the crust, my wife and sister-in-law like the middle. This way all four of us get the parts of the pizza we like the most. The ladies don't eat as much, so he and I do have to suffer through some of the inside pieces, but they are small and don't fall apart like the long wedges. And since there is usually a few pieces left over, it isn't important what was fair, only that we got enough to eat. The smaller pieces also mean that no one has to cut a slice in half just because they only want a little bit more.

    Sadly, very few pizza places will do this. Our favorite that still does this is Marion's pizza in Dayton, Ohio.

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    1. Re:Square pieces are the best way to share! by VaxRat · · Score: 1

      Donato's does square pieces too. Marion's rocks though.

    2. Re:Square pieces are the best way to share! by Ground0 · · Score: 1

      This is the default way thin crust pizza is cut in Chicago - its called a party cut.

    3. Re:Square pieces are the best way to share! by festers · · Score: 1

      And it's one of the contributing factors that makes Chicago thin crust pizza so horrible. I've been stuck here for over 15 years and I'd kill for one decent, east-coast style pizza place. Chicago deep-dish is good, but only in small quantities. Their thin crust, however, it an abomination. I want even sized pizza slices, each with their own piece of crust NOT square "party-cut" sweet sauce-on-cardboard shit.

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  37. Re:Shocking by megamerican · · Score: 1

    "Idle is a complete waste of your time, don 't go there."

    What part of that do you not understand?

    Read the URL. This is not idle. What part of science.slashdot.org did you not read?

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  38. If there's no pepperoni... by moosehooey · · Score: 1

    I always go for the piece which has cheese and sauce going closest to the edge, so that I have less un-topped crust and more topped pizza. If it's your thing, you can also go for the piece with the bubble.

    1. Re:If there's no pepperoni... by thenetbear · · Score: 1

      Only the novice pizza eater goes for the bubble as that is where the dough has heaved up and displaced the cheese and pepperoni onto the adjacent slices.

  39. Multidimensional Pizza by Otto · · Score: 3, Funny

    Okay, so a three dimensional pizza would be a calzone, but what would a four-dimensional pizza look like?

    More importantly, on a four-dimensional pizza, can you fill the crust with cheese?

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    1. Re:Multidimensional Pizza by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

      Okay, so a three dimensional pizza would be a calzone, but what would a four-dimensional pizza look like?

      It would look like the one on my counter the next morning.

    2. Re:Multidimensional Pizza by tadauphoenix · · Score: 1

      If your pizza is moving, proceed to remove undesired four-dimensional byproducts by applying the simple addition formula of N=N+M to the Fusion Carboning Unit. The internal Dark Matter Inverse Horizon Thermal Generator will break down any lingering four-dimensional metamaterial into a convenient three-dimensional Newtonian Matter Matrix, suitable for human consumption. One should first exercise caution due to the intense but short thermal radiation half-life resulting from the applied phase change.

      Misuse of the DMITH-G can result in irreversible energy loss within the nano-material makeup caused by excessively stripping baseline particles from their respective fields. This adverse condition most notably reveals brittle carbon deposits.

      If you are unfamiliar with the controls of the DMITH-G, simply turn the Knuth-o-Matic dial to the desired integer range of time. The highest setting is 5, however the manufacturer recommends a setting between 2 and 3.

    3. Re:Multidimensional Pizza by julesh · · Score: 1

      More importantly, on a four-dimensional pizza, can you fill the crust with cheese?

      Yes. Consider for a moment how the crust of a 3d pizza maps onto a 2d disc (i.e. the rolled pizza dough it was folded from). Now consider making a 4d pizza from a 3d sphere; just like the 3d equivalent, you would fold the space over (in the direction in which the sphere is otherwise flat) at the edge, and press it into itself. This would leave a region located (in 3d terms) close to the periphery of the sphere of the pizza which was topologically contained; this could quite easily be filled with cheese, or, if you're feeling a little more extravagant, with pepperoni and garlic butter. But the important thing is that you don't end up with a _ring_ of cheese (or whatever), but rather a hollow sphere of the stuff. With the topping inside, although not contained within it.

    4. Re:Multidimensional Pizza by SpeedBump0619 · · Score: 1

      If you had a four dimensional pizza it wouldn't matter how you sliced it. All cross sections would be a pizza.

    5. Re:Multidimensional Pizza by volpe · · Score: 1

      Make the 4D pizza in the shape of a Klein Bottle, and the cheese can be both inside and outside in one long piece without breaking the crust.

  40. Even-slice pizza cutter by RawJoe · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've seen something like this used at the Costco cafe. Seems to work easier than doing math.

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    1. Re:Even-slice pizza cutter by julesh · · Score: 1

      I've seen something like this used at the Costco cafe. Seems to work easier than doing math.

      Still doesn't work if the pizza is a different size to the blade rig, which they almost always are (i.e. slightly smaller) because it can be placed off-centre.

      OTOH, can I take this opportunity to point out how underrated costco pizzas are. I've _got_ to renew my costco membership now.

  41. "Sharing a pizza"? by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    Your words confuse me greatly.

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    1. Re:"Sharing a pizza"? by iamapizza · · Score: 1

      I know! I had to read it about 3 times before the picture accompanying the article gave me a visual cue. Apparently in the real world, it's a tradition to have other members of the species known as "friends" eat pizzas from the same box as yours - at the same time! Those hands in the picture belong to such a social group, though it is quite apparent that they will die very soon - either due to starvation from lack of pizza, or fighting over the last few slices.

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    2. Re:"Sharing a pizza"? by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "Those hands in the picture belong to such a social group, though it is quite apparent that they will die very soon - either due to starvation from lack of pizza, or fighting over the last few slices."

      That's always how it seems to end in my case.

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  42. Just order another pizza by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

    Then nobody has to argue and everybody overeats.

  43. you nerds by fulldecent · · Score: 1

    I'll grab the two largest slices (which are usually adjacent), fold them over and shovel them in my mouth while you are still negotiating a protocol. And I'll pull over extra cheese and toppings from their neighbors while I'm doing it.

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    1. Re:you nerds by julesh · · Score: 1

      I'll grab the two largest slices (which are usually adjacent), fold them over and shovel them in my mouth while you are still negotiating a protocol.

      Negotiate a protocol? No, the protocol is basically "nobody gets two adjacent slices". Nice and simple.

    2. Re:you nerds by Cal27 · · Score: 1

      As long as the cuts are somewhat uniform, the two largest slices should be vertical.

  44. Weight by COMON$ · · Score: 1

    The problem is, the distribution of the ingrediants is not uniform, so even if you find a way to divide a circle evenly you still have to take in consideration the weight of each piece and distribution of toppings.

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  45. Cut it into 5... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...equal pieces, for a potentially amusing drunkard's challenge.
    Cutting the pizza into 10 and combining slices is considered ungentlemanly behavior (i.e. cheating) in this particular sport.

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  46. The fancy pizza song by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

    S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice!

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  47. Back in the day... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Funny

    when I worked at Godfather's Pizza, I finally "graduated" to cut table. The guy to cut the pizzas and call out the orders. I used to enjoy having fun sometimes when a pair of semi-buzzed guys would come in and order a pizza. Cut the pizza into 9 pieces with the roller, rather than the rocker, and watch them get upset over who gets the last piece! Ah, fun times as a teenager...

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  48. Re:Limewire by SBrach · · Score: 1

    God there needs to be a RFC for this.

  49. Re:Limewire by nschubach · · Score: 1

    I believe the pizza has to be cut into about 50 pieces then each piece is given to a friend who gives it to another friend until said pizza is spread across the entire pizza shop. There should be a centralized table that we will call a pizza tracker. Geeks can walk up and request their pizza be assembled from parts of other people's pizza. The rest of the people in the shop will then hand the customer a part of their pizza until they meet their ratio and stop.

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  50. Irrelevant by interploy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This isn't a problem in America. We each just get one to ourselves.

  51. Re:Shocking by dumuzi · · Score: 1

    on the scale of Ig Nobel to Nobel this is far more Ig Nobel. thisisidle idleispants

  52. Oblig Mitch Hedberg quote by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the "donate it to charity" slice.

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  53. Physicist Pizza by LanMan04 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are we talking perfectly round, frictionless pizzas?

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    1. Re:Physicist Pizza by Logical+Zebra · · Score: 1

      The pizzas must also exist in a vacuum.

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    2. Re:Physicist Pizza by nebular · · Score: 1

      Yes and only in a perfect vacuum with the effects of gravity.

    3. Re:Physicist Pizza by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      Yes!

      They are also spherical, point sized and massless, thus making the question of how you cut them kinda moot.

  54. I tell my 3yr old not to play w/ his food by flahwho · · Score: 1

    This guy was way over thinking this. If two people share a pizza and there is at least one cut that goes directly through the center then the freaking thing is cut in half! It doesn't matter if any of the other cuts are wacky, and you certainly don't have to try and figure out the area of each individual piece trying to determine how to take turns one slice at a time!

    1. Re:I tell my 3yr old not to play w/ his food by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > If two people share a pizza and there is at least one cut that goes directly
      > through the center...

      From the article:

      "So far so good, but what if none of the cuts passes through the centre?"

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  55. Massive overanalyzation? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    And this is, why I am no mathematician. ^^
    “in-depth article” and “slicing pizza” should never ever appear in the same sentence. Ever.

    Suddenly I am much happier about my life. :D
    And if you ever went out for even once in your life, so can you!

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  56. Wow this skill actually put to practical use? by tadauphoenix · · Score: 1

    I'm no nerd but I do put pride into a perfectly crisped pizza from the pizza oven, and the well designed slices to serve said pizza. Here goes:

    Standard Issue:
    Serves 1-3, Hungry
    - Standard 8 or 12 slice cut through center. Pull every other slice back half an inch to achieve fast heat dissipation. 1-2 minutes cooling time for sensitive mouths. 12 slices for faster eating.

    Bring It On:
    Serves 1-2, Real Hungry
    - Standard 6-slice cut. Serve immediately. Eat at own risk.

    Bar Food:
    Serves 1-4, Real Hungry
    - Standard 16 slice squares (4x4). Triangle pieces cool fastest for snacking.

    Engineer's Special:
    Serves 2-6, Variable, Real Hungry
    - Hybrid, and personal Best Design. Quarter-cut (even 4 slices), stripe another through the center (now 6 slices). Cut the remaining 2 quarters into square quarters. Fast, uncomplicated, and extremely useful when there's no time for "how hungry?" questions (party/group/meeting/etc). Drop-n-serve. At 4+ people be immediately ready to throw in a second pizza.

    Pentagram Pizza:
    Serves 6+, Hungry
    - The ultimate party pizza: Pentagram Pizza. Literally cut the pizza into a pentagram shape. The edges will then need to be halved with a stripe to the center without crossing into the pentagon center. Proceed to preach loudly (and convincingly) about how evil the center piece is (each layer is individually more evil than the last, so you can imagine how evil the center is, etc), then commit blasphemy when numerous people are standing around suspiciously eying that last, large, delicious looking sacred slice, by eating it yourself. Heresy!! This only works once btw.

  57. Re:12 by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Hmm...

    Pay me $1000 and I'll develop one that gives you a full dozen slices.

  58. Pecking order by shentino · · Score: 1

    This is a good example of how unfair life in general is.

    Usually, who gets the biggest piece depends on who is most senior, or who is fastest at grabbing. Seniority comes in if two people try to fight over it.

    Just like life.

  59. Triangles or Squares? by Innova · · Score: 1

    I like my pizza cut in 8 nice triangular slices. My wife likes squares. I actually cut half in slices, and half in squares.

    1. Re:Triangles or Squares? by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I like my pizza cut in 8 nice triangular slices. My wife likes squares. I actually cut half in slices, and half in squares.

      I like triangles, but I cut it into 6 instead. I can't eat 8 pieces.

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  60. Re:Paging PizzaAnalogyGuy by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

    Don't do that, he and the article will probably go into an infinite feedback loop and spontaneously combust...

  61. Serving Size by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    'in-depth article' and 'slicing pizza' should never ever appear in the same sentence. Ever.

    Agreed, the serving size for a good Pizza is '1 pie', so what's the practical application here? Oh, right, they're mathematicians, and perhaps they eat at Pizza Hut.

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  62. Re:Paging PizzaAnalogyGuy by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

    What analogy needs to be made? The subject matter of the article is pizza. How do you compare something to itself?

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  63. Re:Wait, what? by Razalhague · · Score: 1

    Yes, with your teeth. It's kind of hard to fit into your mouth all at once.

  64. Amanda Seyfried/Julianne Moore love scene? Check! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Damn. Here I thought this was gonna be a way to guarantee all cuts were exactly in the center, to avoid odd little rhomboids and whatnot that are technically cut into the center, and not just the equivalent of taking an infinitely large, perfectly cut pizza, then stamping out a round subset somewhere abouts the center point.

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  65. Re:Multidimensional Pizza - 3d pizza children book by Umuri · · Score: 1

    I'm going to burn some karma for this, but there was a children's book i read ages ago that i thought was really witty.

    It was about an octopus that made pizza, and then got the wrong oven shipped, that ended up puffing his pizzas into 3d pizzas.
    It had a detective who i believe was a cat.
    Anyway it was a really cool little book that helped kids visualize the 2d->3d transformation.

    I was gonna post a link saying THAT's what 3d pizzas lookedlike, but i can't find it, so anyone have a clue?

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  66. Question and Answer by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    The mathematicians (or boffins, I'm not sure which) have made a mistake of omission for something that their extensive experiences has caused them to neglect: is there an odd or even number of pieces? Cutting it into an odd number with the points near the center can be done while adhering to the definition give. It can also be done if the cuts go all the way across but the crossover is at the edge.

    As for 'who will get more?' the answer in my case is simple: me. I spent too many years as a starving grad student. I developed the reflexes necessary to grab the first piece, and lost every bit of self-respect I ever had that would prevent me from taking the last. And if I can get my hands on the little rolling cutting wheel pizza cutter, do NOT reach for a piece without letting me know what you're doing because I get very protective of any pizzas in my vicinity.

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  67. Origami by AniVisual · · Score: 1

    The origamians have an interesting sub-solution. Provided that there are an even number of slices, and all slices contain the middle of the pizza, if we enumerate the slices, the total area of the even slices will equal the total area of the odd slices.