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Project Honey Pot Traps Billionth Spam

EastDakota writes "Project Honey Pot today announced that it had trapped its 1 billionth spammer. To celebrate, the team behind the largest community sourced project tracking online fraud and abuse released a full rundown of statistics on the last five years of spam. Findings include: spam drops 21% on Christmas Day and 32% of New Year's Day; the most spam is sent on Mondays, the least on Saturdays; spammers found at least 956 different ways to spell VIAGRA (e.g., VIAGRA, V1AGRA, V1@GR@, V!AGRA, VIA6RA, etc.) in mail received by the Project; and much more."

118 comments

  1. Spelling by Foxxxy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have seen 945 of the spellings in my inbox just last week.... damn spammers

    1. Re:Spelling by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I've seen at least 1,000 spellings! Damn slashdot...

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  2. Thanks for the info on misspelling Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really thought \/!@gra looked promising. Also, most spam is in your inbox when you get to work and most spammers don't send on the weekends.

    1. Re:Thanks for the info on misspelling Viagra by Publikwerks · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jesus, even spamers have better hours than me

    2. Re:Thanks for the info on misspelling Viagra by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Is there even demand for the stuff? I spend most of my time trying to get it down, not up. Seems like an artificial way of getting it up would just create more problems than it solves...

  3. Spam = spy chatter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is spam even really spam anymore?

    Every now and then I take a look at my gmail spam folder, and none of the messages contain links or even coherent sentences.

    Nothing being sold, nothing being said... What's the point?

    1. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      *slow golf clap*

      Gmail strips most of the links.

    2. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Why would it strip out a link but allow the rest through unchanged? Why does it strip out the links in some spam messages, but not others?

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    3. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

      My favorite theory is that spammers are making money by selling spamming services to suckers, not by actually selling a product in the spam.

      I guess there is also some chance that there is some botnet out there set to verify that mail reaches addresses, and it is just running out of control.

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    4. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You mean, skynet actually is created by spammers?

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    5. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by randallman · · Score: 1

      They are training your spam filters.

    6. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 2, Informative

      I guess there is also some chance that there is some botnet out there set to verify that mail reaches addresses, and it is just running out of control.

      This. It's not just about finding whether the email address is correct, though, it's also testing the junkmail filters -- seeing what words will get a domain on a blacklist and which will still get delivered or bounced at the directory level. I learned this after researching why I got a promising email titled "TEENAGE GIRL HAS SEX WITH BAT!" only to open it up and find a disappointing message like "Gillette rosemary is talking sweet sound to hair bounces great. Sounded of?"

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    7. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Well, it's more like a runaway bulldozer than a sentient computer network bent on the destruction of humanity, but sure, why not.

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    8. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Gmail strips most of the links.

      I have to ask (afraid to hear the depressing answer) even if there are links to something for sale, what's the point? Are there honestly people out there who get an e-mail that is gibberish, a link, and then more gibberish, they click on the link, see "Hey, it's selling viagra! I need viagra!" and enter their credit card, and there are enough of these people that you can make more money preying on them than you can working at McDonalds?

    9. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      All life started from chaotic collisions of molecules...

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      "Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"
    10. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by hvm2hvm · · Score: 2, Informative

      in short... yes

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      ics
    11. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by Frigga's+Ring · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who needs to enter anything? You can install plenty of malware simply by having the user click on your link. Plus, it depends on who the spam comes from. Would you really check the URL if you received an e-mail that looked like it was from a close friend that simply read, "Check out this link: http://tech.slashdot.org/story/09/12/15/1652236/Project-Honey-Pot-Traps-Billionth-Spam"? (Disregarding, of course, the Slashdot URL display feature)

    12. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I get links. Perhaps Google is filtering yours out?

    13. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by stevey · · Score: 1

      Attempting to subvert bayasian filters such that future real spam can slip through more easily.

    14. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by sentientbeing · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow cool link. Thanks for that.

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    15. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Would you really check the URL if you received an e-mail that looked like it was from a close friend that simply read,

      Depends on the timing of the email.

      I could have been holding an email conversation with someone regarding any number of topics, maybe I was researching treadmills, wondering what was a good deal, where to buy, consumer reviews...

      And then in the middle of the conversation comes a "Hey check out this one". Granted, that requires good timing, but it happens.

      And damned if I haven't accidentally clicked on a link in google by bumping my mouse as I reached for the phone and caused it to go to some squatter site or a hijacked site.

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    16. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      All life started from chaotic collisions of molecules...

      But this had the guiding hand of some sort of developer, a creator of those conditions you might say.

      Which is to say, we are God's rhinovirus.

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    17. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is noise to confuse the Bayesian filters

    18. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Would you really check the URL if you received an e-mail that looked like it was from a close friend that simply read, "Check out this link: http://tech.slashdot.org/story/09/12/15/1652236/Project-Honey-Pot-Traps-Billionth-Spam [totalyavirus.com]"?

      Yes, but I admit that is largely due to being rick-rolled one too many times.

      (that and they're usually headed by "Hey Bob..." when my name is not bob.)

    19. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      in short... yes

      This is not true. All SPAM needs to get published is somebody to spend a few bucks to get their message out there. That's it. SPAM rates are not goverened by success of the ad. SPAM is, however, dirt cheap (I think I read something like $100 for 50,000 messages...) and a number of people use that stupid "if I only get 1% of those...." logic.

      Advertising in general works like that. We still have pop-up ads because some dumb-shits out there are ordering them.

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    20. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by L3370 · · Score: 1

      Is spam even really spam anymore?

      Every now and then I take a look at my gmail spam folder, and none of the messages contain links or even coherent sentences.

      Nothing being sold, nothing being said... What's the point?

      Take heed to the lilly botanical before racing and suffer the pullback!

      These puzzle me too. You know what I think it is? I think those are test messages sent by spammers--to test mail filters for which words trigger a junk mail alert.

    21. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Someone is checking to see if the email address is valid.

      If so, the spammer will appropriate your name for spam.

      --

      Another tale from the Village of the Spammed.

    22. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by Greenisus · · Score: 1

      And I clicked it without even looking. Shame on me. :(

    23. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once found a reply from an employer in there.

      "Sorry to inform you that we hired somebody else", so no biggie. But what if that was "Please contact me for an interview".

      Since then I check my spamfolder daily.

    24. Re:Spam = spy chatter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because its software, it leaves enough intact that you could figure out what you need "just in case".

  4. ok by nomadic · · Score: 4, Funny

    1 billionth spammer

    So approximately one out of every 7 people on earth is a spammer?

    1. Re:ok by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And thats only the ones they've caught.

      In fact, almost everyone on the net is a spammer. It's kind of a secret club, where you have to pass a secret trial, to gain your secret right of entry. It's so secret, I shouldn't even be divulging this secret information. If the secret spammers found out, I could get

    2. Re:ok by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nice of them to hit the Submit button for you though, though it does seem to defeat the purpose of killing you for trying to send it.

    3. Re:ok by Again · · Score: 1

      And thats only the ones they've caught.

      In fact, almost everyone on the net is a spammer. It's kind of a secret club, where you have to pass a secret trial, to gain your secret right of entry. It's so secret, I shouldn't even be divulging this secret information. If the secret spammers found out, I could get

      NO CARRIER?

    4. Re:ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to project honey pot. They are a little over eager to classify people as spammers. I run my on mail server, so my IP is on there list. None of the emails that they found to be violating were even somewhat spam like. They were things like personal email to friends, ironing out the details on contracting work and other such personal things. I keep adding my IP to the whitelist but since I still run a mail server it keeps getting blacklisted.

    5. Re:ok by idontgno · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Spam Club is sending a message. That posting was the /. equivalent of a horse's head in your bed.

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    6. Re:ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg! thanks for pointing this out! I've seen that joke made a thousand times, but noone ever made that comment! you sire are a god amongst men!

    7. Re:ok by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did you check if your mail server is actually an open relay?

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    8. Re:ok by Narpak · · Score: 2, Funny

      In fact, almost everyone on the net is a spammer. It's kind of a secret club, where you have to pass a secret trial, to gain your secret right of entry. It's so secret, I shouldn't even be divulging this secret information.

      Order your copy of the Secret Guide to Membership NOW. Only 19.99$, for 29.99$ you get the extra DvD and you own genuine signet ring!

    9. Re:ok by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Actually, when they shot him, his head fell onto his mouse, triggering a click, which by chance hit the submit button.

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    10. Re:ok by Dan+Ost · · Score: 3, Informative

      If my understanding is correct, project honey pot puts bogus emails in webpages and any mail sent to those email addresses are, pretty much by definition, spam.

      If that's true, then that would indicate that your machine is sending email to honey pot addresses.

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      *sigh* back to work...
    11. Re:ok by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Which would work if you could submit things that way, but sadly there's a Preview required.

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    12. Re:ok by NevarMore · · Score: 1

      The Spam Club is sending a message. That posting was the /. equivalent of a horse's head in your bed.

      I fail to see how thats anything like necro-beastiality.

    13. Re:ok by revlayle · · Score: 1

      OH NO - Candlejack got h

    14. Re:ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that is the current number of compromised systems.

    15. Re:ok by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, in the shock of hearing them coming through the door, he already accidentally had pressed preview.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    16. Re:ok by Jamil+Karim · · Score: 1

      His head bounced, thereby clicking twice. Miraculously on the preview button, and then the submit button.

    17. Re:ok by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Slashdot doesn't make me preview comments prior to submiting, perhaps that's because I use the old commenting system.

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    18. Re:ok by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to be into sado-necro-bestiality, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

    19. Re:ok by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      What? I can submit with previewing first.

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    20. Re:ok by operagost · · Score: 1

      The first rule of spam club is that you don't talk about spam club.

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    21. Re:ok by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he was dictating?

    22. Re:ok by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      So secret that most people in it don't even know they are in it!


      seriously...mostly it is people with viri.

    23. Re:ok by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      It depends how you have your defults set in "posting".

  5. one billion spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that like McDonald's 99 billion served, or are one-sixth of us spamming?

    1. Re:one billion spammers by lordtoran · · Score: 1

      More like, one-sixth of the world population are part of a botnet, relaying junk mail for the true spammers.

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    2. Re:one billion spammers by treeves · · Score: 1

      99 billion burgers, not 99 billion people.

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  6. People fall for spam? by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's been a long lonnnng time since I've actually seen a spam message that I didn't immediately recognize as spam... Maybe some people are completely ignorant of the fact that someone on the internet is out to take your money (*gasp!*), but honestly, how can the amount of effort expended in creating spam compare to the amount of money they receive from suckers who click on "V1AGRA!11!!" links?

    I'm just sayin'...

    1. Re:People fall for spam? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      because if you send a million spam mails you only need a handful of people to actually buy anything, I'm talking a few dozen, to cover your costs.

    2. Re:People fall for spam? by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should reason the opposite way.

      Knowing that spam gives benefit. Who are the people who fall on all those traps and how could we help them not to?

    3. Re:People fall for spam? by castironpigeon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      how can the amount of effort expended in creating spam compare to the amount of money they receive from suckers who click on "V1AGRA!11!!" links?

      You're saying you don't know anybody who clicks on ads because they read "Click Here" ?

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    4. Re:People fall for spam? by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

      Well I mean I can understand how people can fall for links in ads on a website somewhere, but emailed spam, really?

    5. Re:People fall for spam? by Again · · Score: 2, Informative

      because if you send a million spam mails you only need a handful of people to actually buy anything, I'm talking a few dozen, to cover your costs.

      And if the spam includes a link to a website which is ad-based the user doesn't even need to hand over his credit card number to make the spam worthwhile.

    6. Re:People fall for spam? by zullnero · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You'd be surprised. There are still people out there dipping their first toe in the Internet pool because they felt it was time that they learn this "email" thing for various reasons. Those are precisely the people that spammers are targeting.

      That said, bulk email is very 1999, and the spammers know it. The real goal these days is to try to get as many systems out there connected to botnets as possible and try to "force feed" as many people with spam as they possibly can. The key is to fashion emails to look as concise as possible, and get your parents' and friends' computers to send that email to you instead of a complete stranger. Suddenly, the basic spam defense tactics that we all know and live by go out the window. Everyone's mom or dad has a mailing list for forwards, and that is a prime target. If you got an email from your dad saying "I just made my own website!" and a link, you can bet there'd be at least a few kids who'd try to be good kids and click that link. And they're always the ones who don't patch their systems up, too.

    7. Re:People fall for spam? by armareum · · Score: 2, Funny

      ..your link doesn't work :(

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  7. Billionth spammer? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spammer is supposed to be the person who spams our mail boxes. If there were a billion of those then approximately 1 in 7 people in the world would be a spammer. That number is unthinkable, even for Florida's and Brazil's standard..

  8. Maybe by machinelou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe now with a billion samples, we can start training people how to recognize it.

    1. Re:Maybe by sajuuk · · Score: 1

      That would imply that the average human has a brain capable of logical deduction. Sadly, that is not the case.

    2. Re:Maybe by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      The article calls out that primarily, bots are used to actually distribute the spam.

      Bots are also used for any number of malicious purposes, spam being perhaps the most benign (because it CAN be recognized and discarded).

      People have called in this thread for training victims to make spam not pay. This might work for spam bots, but would do nothing for any other type of bot. How about training people to ensure their machine is swept clean of malware on a regular basis, and to keep adequate defenses (AV software, browser guards, whatever)?

    3. Re:Maybe by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Actually, you don't need logical deduction to correctly sort most emails. Just say "spam" every time, and most of the time you'll be right.

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    4. Re:Maybe by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      All it takes is for one human brain capable of logical deduction to write the code for the software that will sort out the SPAM for everyone else.

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    5. Re:Maybe by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Maybe now with a billion samples, we can start training people how to recognize it.

      Do you actually know anybody who's ever purchased something from SPAM?

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  9. Time to celebrate with a song by kbob88 · · Score: 1

    Let's celebrate with a song we all know: "Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam..."

    Now repeat 1 billion times...

    (Sad to think that way more spam has been sent than the number of times that Monty Python sketch has been played; should be the other way around)

  10. In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can't fix stupid.

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    1. Re:In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes you can. Smith&Wesson released their first debugging tool for it over a century ago. The application remains illegal for some odd reason I don't really understand.

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    2. Re:In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by dissy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes you can. Smith&Wesson released their first debugging tool for it over a century ago. The application remains illegal for some odd reason I don't really understand.

      Ah yes, the original 'point and click' interface for remotely managing stupid.

      And it is illegal now you say? My apologies but from the place I hide to avoid stupid, we don't get many updates on all these new fangled laws.

    3. Re:In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes you can. Smith&Wesson released their first debugging tool for it over a century ago. The application remains illegal for some odd reason I don't really understand.

      Ah yes, the original 'point and click' interface for remotely managing stupid.

      And it is illegal now you say? My apologies but from the place I hide to avoid stupid, we don't get many updates on all these new fangled laws.

      It probably violates Amazon's one-click patent.

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    4. Re:In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by cybiko123 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not for debugging, it's for troubleshooting.

    5. Re:In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      You can't fix stupid.

      -Ron White

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    6. Re:In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I'm not sure that destroying something really qualifies as fixing it...

      Aw whatever, it's all semitic or antisemantics or something. Yee haw!! *pow pow*

    7. Re:In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prior Art!

    8. Re:In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      You can't fix stupid.

      Ignorance != stupidity.

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    9. Re:In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nannystate, what did you expect?

      What happened to the land of the free when you can't simply shoot anyone anymore?

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    10. Re:In the terribly elegant words of... someone? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hmm. I'm not sure that destroying something really qualifies as fixing it...

      Dunno, but we'll soon see, there's an experiment with this method currently being tested on our economy.

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  11. Is anybody actually trapped by it? by jfengel · · Score: 1

    Their web site claims, "We also work with law enforcement authorities to track down and prosecute spammers." Have they actually prosecuted any spammers using this?

    If it helps create better spam filters, yay. But I'd really like to know if any spammers are being punished as well.

  12. Re:And now, a Joke (FROSTY PISS!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but only the 2nd joke was moderately funny; the rest are just retarded.

  13. The summary is wrong by hwyhobo · · Score: 1, Informative

    The article says clearly:

    On Wednesday, December 9, 2009 at 06:20 (GMT) Project Honey Pot received its billionth email spam message

    In fact, the title of the article is:

    Our 1 Billionth Spam Message

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    1. Re:The summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The summaries are routinely wrong.

    2. Re:The summary is wrong by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Only routinely? You must be new here.

    3. Re:The summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only routinely?

      This doesn't make sense. This is like saying "only always?".

    4. Re:The summary is wrong by Logical+Zebra · · Score: 1

      Thanks for reading TFA and ruining all our fun.

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  14. Legalize OTC Viagra ? by FauxPasIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Putting aside for a moment the potential medical issues, I wonder how much money would be saved in the US economy if we just legalized the selling of Viagra over the counter?

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    1. Re:Legalize OTC Viagra ? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      The cost of treating doughy impotent old men for heart attacks caused by Viagra Im sure outweighs this. Its not exactly safe:

      http://www.ehow.com/facts_5687205_viagra-risk-factors.html

      If anything, its legal as a script because of the intense demand. I wonder if something thats targeted at old men that also drops heart pressure and causes heart attacks would be tolerated as even sellable if it wasnt for the overwhelming demand to get Mr Pokey up one last time. Pot is safer.

    2. Re:Legalize OTC Viagra ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are we treating doughy old men then? 6 billion people and rising, let's let some of them die "with a bang".

  15. Should have donated my email address by jittles · · Score: 1

    I must get a billion spam in one year. :(

    Damn spammers

  16. Cost-benefit by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you total up all the productivity lost to fighting spam and time wasted getting spam, it's probably cheaper to just put the spammers out of business by giving every male on earth free Viagra.

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    1. Re:Cost-benefit by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope they start spamming "Meet hot and horny girls!" more then.

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    2. Re:Cost-benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But how would you contact them? via e-mail? Then how would they know it was legit? Damn spammers!

    3. Re:Cost-benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you total up all the productivity lost to fighting spam and time wasted getting spam, it's probably cheaper to just put the spammers out of business by giving every male on earth free Viagra.

      Kill them with viagra? How can you be sure every spammer are male, need viagra and have a latent heart condition?

  17. 956 ways? by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    viagra can be misspelled many ways
    in an email message.
    all of them not as direct as
    going and using this way of
    routing the word around filters,
    and not even misspelling it

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    1. Re:956 ways? by daveime · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pare, considering you've been in the "editing" stage since February 2007, perhaps it's time to update your sig to "I've grown tired of making a Low Budget HDV Filipino Horror Movie in NYC" ?

  18. It's not easy being a Viagra spammer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They face a lot of STIFF competition!

    1. Re:It's not easy being a Viagra spammer... by fafaforza · · Score: 2, Funny

      Depite all that, they still try to stand up and deliver, with their heads held high.

  19. Not Something to Celebrate by BlindSpot · · Score: 1

    To celebrate,

    Personally I think 1 billion spam isn't something to celebrate. "Mourn" is more like it...

    1. Re:Not Something to Celebrate by batquux · · Score: 1

      If it helps, this really doesn't sound like much of a celebration:

      To celebrate, the team behind the largest community sourced project tracking online fraud and abuse released a full rundown of statistics on the last five years of spam.

      Hopefully it won't get too wild.

  20. Where's the list by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    I've only been able to come up with 796 versions of viagra. I'm sure there must be many more. Can I download the list? It would help in my work^h^h^hhobby...

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  21. no ipV6 by mabu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The most effective way of stopping spam thus far is using IP blacklisting. It should be noted if the net moves to ipV6, that will be the end of blacklist effectiveness for some time.

    1. Re:no ipV6 by daveime · · Score: 1

      Yup, just set your filter to block the range 0.0.0.0 to 255.255.255.255.

      Problem solved.

      Slashdot requires you to wait between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment. This is because the submission process is so borked, it takes 45 seconds to write a new entry to our database.

      Chances are, you're behind a firewall or proxy, or clicked the Back button to accidentally reuse a form. Please try again. Nope, it's just my neurons fire faster than once per minute.
       

    2. Re:no ipV6 by Straterra · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really. Every end user is supposed to get a /64. You could just block their /64 and accomplish pretty much the same thing.

    3. Re:no ipV6 by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Why would that be? You can block a /64 just as easily as a single IP address. Sure, each end-user may have 2**64 separate addresses, but they'll all be within the same subnet. If a particular host is misbehaving you can just block their entire /64.

      In fact, the lack of ubiquitous NAT should make it easier to block individual hosts without affecting non-offending customers of the same ISP.

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  22. Re:And now, a Joke (FROSTY PISS!) by Kleen13 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ID10T

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  23. Mod parent funny :) by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    Sorry for moderating you overrated. I meant to click 'Funny'. Posting to undo.

  24. Mod parent funny by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    I posted in this thread to undo a moderation misclick. That has wiped my 'Funny' moderation of my parent's post. Sorry. Someone please mod parent Funny :)

  25. I wonder by tool462 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder how many of those Viagra spelling variations are valid Perl code...

  26. You forgot by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

    The first rule of Spam Club, is never talk about Spam Club.

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  27. 1 billion naive pattern matches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, lets celebrate the evolution of a stupid, fundementally unwinnable and pointless battle between spammers and spam fighters.

    Do they keep statistics on how many legitimate messages (viagra jokes!!) were marked as spam and never brightened the day of their intended receipients?

    From personal experience the number of legitimate technical emails that get marked as spam (Either disappear outright or customers later fishing out of their spam folders) is nothing short of rediculous. SNR, total lack of reliability and trust significantly reduces the utility of the Internets messaging system.

    The current mail system desperately needs some morsal of trust injected otherwise it will have no future. The amount of life being sucked from the world as a whole reading/deleting/falling for SPAM is nothing short of a greek tragedy.

    Unfortunately those cooking up naive solutions feed into the evolution of filter avoidance by spammers while at the same time reducing the reliability of the Internets SMTP messaging system.