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Student Banned From Minnesota Campus Over Facebook Comments

Be careful just how you vent online is the lesson from this story pointed out by reader kungfugleek, from which he excerpts: "A University of Minnesota student has been banned from the Twin Cities campus after three of her instructors felt threatened by some of her Facebook postings. Amanda Tatro was patted down and questioned by campus police when she got to class Monday. The 29-year-old mortuary science student had posted comments on her Facebook page after breaking up with her boyfriend. She told her Facebook friends she wanted to stab a 'certain someone in the throat' with an embalming instrument. Tatro said she was 'looking forward to Monday's embalming therapy.' When the instructors learned of the postings, they contacted police." The Star-Tribune's account offers more detail.

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  1. Profile as private? by overlordofmu · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always make sure I am an anonymous coward (or at least have my facebook status to private) before I make my homicidal feelings known.

    By the way, I am gonna get all you suckers!!!!

  2. stupid by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    Morticians have a morbid sense of humor? SAY IT AIN'T SO! *face palm*

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  3. Silly. by TaggartAleslayer · · Score: 5, Funny

    This whole thing makes me want to beat someone in the face with a keyboard. I'm looking forward to Tomorrow's "development therapy".

    No, I actually mean I'm going to qwerty some bitches foreheads here. Sorry for any confusion.

    1. Re:Silly. by TheCreeep · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you mean you're" going to ytrewq some bitches foreheads"?

  4. Crazy by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, the Professors were deathly afraid of her morbid comments, which lead to her to be terminated as a student. I don't think she should have undertaken her commenting to that level. I just wish that the professors would just bury the hatchet and let her rest in peace.

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    1. Re:Crazy by PaganRitual · · Score: 3, Funny

      Either that or he simply can't take any morgue of this.

  5. Re:Will people learn to watch what's said online? by TaggartAleslayer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed. Words are our most precious form of expression. Even the most well intentioned statement can be ruined by one penis misspoken or mistyped word.

  6. LOLCats and Social Networks. by jameskojiro · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is why I only post pictures of LOLCats on any social network I am part of.

    She just needed to post a pic of a kitten in the morgue with the caption "I am in yur Morgue, stabbing yur throt!"

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  7. Re:My god. by Foolicious · · Score: 4, Funny

    I apologize for the generalization. Its wrong on my part, as you justly point out.

    Hmmm...you must be new here...

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  8. Re:My god. by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am very interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  9. Re:mortuary science? by CannonballHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the contrary, I'd say it's quite the active field; people are dying to get in.

  10. OK, message received! by earlymon · · Score: 4, Funny

    As anyone here ever subject to a break-up can attest, the ex will always want to kill you, certainly at least for the first week.

    (Regardless of cause, or who did or said what, or who initiated it - and regardless that this is /. and I must be new here.)

    So, today's lesson is simple - always date girls attending school in Minnesota.

    The negative press she'll receive after her tirade will have you mercy-dating as the good guy in no time!

    As Homer likes to say - SWISH!

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  11. Re:My god. by feepness · · Score: 5, Funny

    I apologize for the generalization. Its wrong on my part, as you justly point out.

    That's okay. All you Europeans do it.

  12. Re:My god. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Funny

    you can have ALL of my 9 and 11 dollar bills.

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