Best Man Rigs Newlyweds' Bed To Tweet During Sex
When an UK man was asked to be the best man at a friend's wedding he agreed that he would not pull any pranks before or during the ceremony. Now the groom wishes he had extended the agreement to after the blessed occasion as well. The best man snuck into the newlyweds' house while they were away on their honeymoon and placed a pressure-sensitive device under their mattress. The device now automatically tweets when the couple have sex. The updates include the length of activity and how vigorous the act was on a scale of 1-10.
I am proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, as long as I follow the party line and carry my ID.
It's a misconception that you need to carry your ID in the United States. There is no law requiring it. And before you pull up the "papers please" guy, the law in question in that case required him to identify himself when asked. It didn't require him to produce ID. "Officer, my name is Mr. X" would have been sufficient.
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
Mod parent up!
Their they're doing there hair.