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Best Man Rigs Newlyweds' Bed To Tweet During Sex

When an UK man was asked to be the best man at a friend's wedding he agreed that he would not pull any pranks before or during the ceremony. Now the groom wishes he had extended the agreement to after the blessed occasion as well. The best man snuck into the newlyweds' house while they were away on their honeymoon and placed a pressure-sensitive device under their mattress. The device now automatically tweets when the couple have sex. The updates include the length of activity and how vigorous the act was on a scale of 1-10.

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  1. Not all too unrealistic. by MrCrassic · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Well, let's get the obvious out of the way:

    • What is this doing on Slashdot?
    • How is this news?
    • How does this matter? At all?

    Now that I've aired that out, this isn't too unsurprising of a read, considering how a former girlfriend I had told me of people she knew who would AIM while doing in doggystyle, record themselves having sex, reading, etc. etc. etc...

  2. Seriously by Escaflowne · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Is anyone else getting sick of samzempus purposely marking an idle article as 'science' or 'technology' that is clearly idle just so it gets more views? We already know you mis-tag articles purposely so they get more views (most people filter out idle), but seriously do your job correctly.

    Most of us come on this site for relevant technology and science news and do our part by filtering out articles we are not interested in. I for one do not appreciate when this particular moderator purposely bypasses my filter on a near daily basis just to get more views or 'prestige' within the site. If anything you're becoming more infamous as being the moderator that posts useless things. /rant

  3. Old news.. by nanospook · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This news is like a week old *yawn*

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  4. Re:Like most Twitter feeds... by oldspewey · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Like most marriages, this feed won't be updated much after a few years.

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