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Virtual Visits To Doctors Spreading

tresho writes to tell us that virtual doctors visits seem to be on the rise. A new service, most recently deployed in Texas, from "NowClinic" is allowing doctors to make virtual house calls and prescribe anything short of controlled substances. "For $45, anyone in Texas can use NowClinic, whether or not they are insured, by visiting NowClinic.com. Doctors hold 10-minute appointments and can file prescriptions, except for controlled substances. Eventually they will be able to view patients’ medical histories if they are available. The introduction of NowClinic will be the first time that online care has been available nationwide, regardless of insurance coverage."

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  1. Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    It's like a whole 'nother country.

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    1. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by nedlohs · · Score: 0, Troll

      The submitter/editor/whomever decided to run two paragraphs together for no apparent reason.

      In context it's just saying that it is the first time such a service has been available anywhere in the nation without being restricted to a particular insurance plan. Since the same thing is already running in some states tied to insurance.

      It is sloppy writing to start with made even worse summary.

    2. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like a whole 'nother country.

      Apparently it has its own interweb as well; http://www.webmd.com/ ? http://www.medhelp.org/ ? http://various.others.etc ?

    3. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's like a whole 'nother country.

      Actually I have a funny story about that. I called Dell once upon a time to get a warranty replacement for a power supply that had gone up in smoke. My company has a support agreement with them and is supposed to receive priority support from Americans. Somehow I wound up in the queue talking to the morons from New Delhi. That went something like this:

      Heavy Indian Accent: Thank you so much for calling Dell, my name is "Bob" (yeah, I bet it is buddy....), how many I assist you?
      Me: *sigh* (well, might as well give it a shot) "Yeah, I have a bad power supply here and I need to get a replacement for it."
      Tech Guy: Yes, yes, I am understanding that you have a bad power supply. Please insert the system diagnostics CD into the CD-ROM drive.
      Me: I can't do that. When I plug the system in sparks come out of the back.
      Tech Guy: Yes, yes, I am understanding your problem, please insert the system diagnostics CD into the CD-ROM drive.
      Me: No, you don't understand, I can't plug the system in, the power supply failed.
      Tech Guy: Please insert the system diagnostics CD into the CD-ROM drive.
      Me: (trying different tack) I can't get the CD-ROM drive to open.
      Tech Guy: Yes, I understand, is the computer plugged into the wall outlet?
      Me: (back to square one) No, sparks will come out of it.
      Tech Guy: Please insert the system diagnostics CD into the CD-ROM drive.
      Me: *click*

      So I call them back and go through the same exact menu system. Somehow I wind up with an American this time. He had the thickest Texan drawl that I've ever heard in my life.

      Tech Guy: Thanks for calling Dell, my name is John, how may I help you?
      Me: John, are you in the United States?
      John: No sir! I'm in Texas.

      Needless to say I knew I had somebody on the phone that I could do business with ;)

      Amazingly enough he didn't ask me to use the system diagnostics CD either. I don't know how he was able to troubleshoot my "sparks are coming out of the back of it" problem without the assistance of the system diagnostics CD, but somehow he managed.....

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    4. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me: I can't do that. When I plug the system in sparks come out of the back.

      No, no, you're jumping ahead. You sit back and relax and tell them "oh, no! my CD drive won't open! what ever, shall I do?" Then you'll start a troubleshooting session where he tries to get you to plug the computer in and turn it on, and when he gets to 'plug it in', pretend to do so, and then start yelling "Oh, no! Sparks and smoke! The computer is trying to kill me! I had to unplug it!"

      Or luck out and get to talk to Texas.

    5. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by jcr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Dell Support is a business-school case study in how cutting corners and trying to save costs can piss away tens of billions of dollars of shareholders' equity. There was a time when Dell support was as good or better than the average in their industry.

      -jcr

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    6. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny

      The business support people are very good in my experience. I've had issues with Windows Server that Microsoft couldn't figure out but there was always some Dell guy at Level 3 that could come up with a solution. Figure that one out.

      The consumer support group sucks donkey balls. It absolutely amazes me that I can buy a Lenovo (Chinese company) off the shelf and get an American on the phone but if I buy a Dell (American company) off the shelf I wind up talking to New Delhi. WTF is wrong with that picture?

      Maybe we should all welcome our Chinese overlords, because apparently they can afford to pay us to work for them.....

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    7. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by EvanED · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell, I remember when Dell was ranked at the top of customer service ratings in PC magazines.

    8. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by NoKaOi · · Score: 3, Funny

      You remember PC magazines? Is that what they had before web sites? You must be old.

    9. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      It's like a whole 'nother country.

      Texas WAS another, independent country at one time... I wonder if they'd ever like to take that back. Also, interesting to note that 4 of the last 11 POTUS have called themselves Texans. No I'm not a Texan or a wannbe, just saying there's more in the background than the scenery.

      Apparently it has its own interweb as well; http://www.webmd.com/ ? http://www.medhelp.org/ ? http://various.others.etc/ ?

      Where do I get a ".etc" domain? I'm interested in several .etc names but can't find a place to buy them. Also, who manages the other oddball TLD's like .aero, .cat, and .coop? I really want to know why nothing is at www.chicken.coop!
      Did fox.com get to them already? And for god's sakes why is there no page at www.my.cat? You'd think that address would be spewing cuteness so hard it would wash up on the shores of porn sites...

      Gotta love Wikipedia...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Internet_top-level_domains
      Apparently gotta pay too...http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Appeal2/en

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    10. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by peipas · · Score: 1

      It's true. When you call Lenovo these days they proudly proclaim, "Thank you for calling Lenovo support in Atlanta, Georgia. Is this a new or existing case?"

    11. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by Snarkalicious · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the people, actually. It's the contract that some numbfuck from Dell laid down in an attempt to get the cheapest price possible on labor. In return, they got a service that will fire anyone who deviates from a one-track script that runs straight through a diagnostic cd. That poor bastard likely realized what was going on just fine, but was one common sense suggestion away from homelessness at the time.

    12. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The Indian guy is probably more qualified and experienced and knows the whole thing is stupid but if his boss plays back the recording and he isn't sticking to the script he's lost his job.
      It's Dell and micromanagement that is the problem.

    13. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't the people, actually.

      How's that, exactly?

      It's the contract that some numbfuck from Dell laid down

      So you're saying that this "numbfuck" isn't a person?

      Oh, he is.

      How is that not a problem with people?

    14. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      The Indian guy is probably more qualified and experienced and knows the whole thing is stupid

      I doubt that. There are procedures for escalation if the problem does not fit the script. He was unable to realize the script would not work because he lacked core understanding of what a power supply is and does. It was just another part on the catalog to him. He needed the customer to insert the diagnostic CD because he was unable to think on his own without the error code it would have provided. If he had a real understanding of what the part did, he'd have come to the conclusion there was a dependency problem: one cannot run a diagnostic program on an unbootable computer with no power.

      I think it's more a symptom hiring random people off the street with no I.T. background and training them to follow a script rather than training them to understand the hardware and software components of a PC. The guy in Texas understood the problem (assuming he had the same corporate training) because he likely had personal experience with using computers at home. I think the penetration of computers in daily life among blue collar workers is far more prevalent in USA than it is in India.

      Also, their performance is measured by a number of factors and I think disconnection without resolution would be one of them so I don't think they have an incentive leave callers frustrated.

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    15. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by jcr · · Score: 1

      The guys who run Lenovo know what they're doing. They've studied Dell's mistakes, and they're quite aware of how Gateway went belly-up.

      -jcr

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    16. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      You've completely missed my point. Ignore the USA FOREVER stuff and running India down and let's just assume it's an outsourced call centre in the same country versus in-house support. That is where the problem lies. You are not the customer. The company they get the call centre work from is the customer.
      The service they sell is sticking to the script and not actually fixing your problems. Employees that do not stick to the script get fired.
      Treat it as the stupid ritual it really is, say the words, and then eventually the person at the other end may be able to help you or put you through to someone that can.

    17. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Why is it that out of the 4 calls I've made to Lenovo that I've gotten 2 "atlantans" with heavy indian accents? Interesting.

      I must say, though, the scripts they use still suck. I had to order "recovery product CDs" for my thinkpad X31. They arrived DIRTY (fingerprints all over them) and one was scratched and couldn't be read. I managed to get an old, black-sounding man who insisted that my discs were fine, and then proceeded to tell me that I could not install the OS from an external optical drive and hung up on me when I called him out on that. (Some of you x-series fans will note the ridiculousness of the assertion that I must use the built-in optical drive to install the OS). :: sigh :: Anyway, I got another guy who noted the file it failed on (both on the external drive and also when I tried to copy the contents of the CD to my hard-drive on two other computers), but they ended up sending me the wrong CDs.. I eventually just said fuck it and installed an OEM XP copy that fails WGA, but passes activation (has to do with the IBM "big seven" issue), and that's good enough for me. I was > close to just installing OS X on it again. :P

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    18. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      You've completely missed my point

      Then you failed miserably. Secondly, the call centers do get measured by complaints by the contracting company.

      Ignore the USA FOREVER stuff and running India down

      What the hell are you talking about? Turn off the internal bias filter. India is a very poor country. USA is wealthy. POOR EQUALS REDUCED ACCESS TO COMPUTERS AND INFORMATION. Pointing out the difference is not "running [India] down". It's fact you will see the second you step off the plane and walk down the city street. Stop being ignorant.

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    19. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by umghhh · · Score: 1

      well not sure about the 'fired' part but had similar problems with our subcontractor in India. This time it was not standard equipment and they dealt with low level support software that we in our grandiose corporation did not maintain any more. They refused majority of requests bringing me to boiling and it took me some time to realize that that was not because their incompetence but because if they did do what I wanted them to their costs would spiral out of the agreed level and make the whole thing unprofitable. Not sure if that was the same in your case but at least in mine it seems that they followed the script and use their brains only not to achieve mine satisfaction - their goal had only something remote to do with it and all with profitability of their enterprise which would be smaller if they did all we wanted. Well welcome to the great new world - a customer in the west is not the most important factor. Now what do you think will happen when $ eventually falls...

    20. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by BradMajors · · Score: 1

      Their business support people are good for machines running Windows, for Dell machines running Linux they are totally useless. Even with business support, it is impossible to call Dell and talk to anyone who knows anything about Linux.

    21. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by selven · · Score: 1

      That sounds like the Emacs psychotherapist. Try asking for source.

    22. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Why is it that out of the 4 calls I've made to Lenovo that I've gotten 2 "Atlantans" with heavy Indian accents? Interesting.

      There are quite a few people of Indian descent in Atlanta (and especially at Georgia Tech). Maybe they're hiring college students?

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    23. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's not relevant to my point, hence the word "ignore". There is no point getting into a pissing match between countries because one will win on wealth and another on average level of education of people in those jobs - US high school education has slipped behind most of the world in many states. Also in some places call center jobs are a stepping stone after getting a degree.
      When the complaints get back the contractor simply says "we are following your script to the letter and you are not paying us to make up our own". Outsourced support almost universally sucks. The exceptions are where there are enough company staff available to make sure the contractors are actually doing what you are paying them for.

    24. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      You are the one injecting and driving this thing you call a "pissing match".

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    25. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Ah, shit. I forgot about GT being in Atlanta. Welp, there goes my idea that they were bringing in guys off the boat to work in the call center, which made no sense to me. :P

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    26. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The GP poster was comparing it on the basis of country while what I see as more relevant is a company directly offering support for customers versus a contractor doing as little as possible to get the money so they can maximise returns.
      It was the stupidist management fad of the 1990s and a lot of management has not woken up to that yet.

    27. Re:Nationwide, for anyone in Texas? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Yep, that tells you how long ago it was.

      -jcr

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  2. Prescriptions by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1

    Hell, most online pharmacies will find you a doctor to prescribe non-controlled substances!

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    1. Re:Prescriptions by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If it's not a controlled substance you can prescribe it for yourself. What's the point? I don't need a doctor to buy aspirin or cold medicine. If I need an antibiotic I need a real visit to a real doctor.

    2. Re:Prescriptions by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      If it's not a controlled substance you can prescribe it for yourself. What's the point? I don't need a doctor to buy aspirin or cold medicine. If I need an antibiotic I need a real visit to a real doctor.

      Insurance may cover (some of) the medication's cost if you have a prescription. I can buy my infant's vitamin for $15 a bottle over the counter - with the prescription written by his doctor, my insurance covers half.

    3. Re:Prescriptions by mirix · · Score: 1

      Controlled substance is implying opiates and the like, not antibiotics. At least I think that's what they were going for.

      antibiotics are not "controlled", but they require a script. Well I suppose that makes them controlled - but you don't go to jail for having them sans script, and people don't doctor shop for antibiotics.

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    4. Re:Prescriptions by bretticus · · Score: 1

      I find this comment pretty amusing. One of my med school professors likes to go on and on about how aspirin would never get FDA approval in modern times to be an OTC medication. It has tons of effects besides analgesia that were only recognized in modern times. Your second reference is to "cold medicine" which often includes acetaminophen, most recently known for overdose issues that might get it removed from combo drugs, or pseudoephedrine, which is basically semi-controlled because of the ability to make illicits.

      Anyway, when "controlled substances" are mentioned, I think they are referring to scheduled drugs like narcotics rather than something like a beta-blocker.

    5. Re:Prescriptions by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      If it's not a controlled substance you can prescribe it for yourself. What's the point? I don't need a doctor to buy aspirin or cold medicine. If I need an antibiotic I need a real visit to a real doctor.

      Control substance != requires prescription. Control substances require additional accounting and verifications before they can be dispensed. Good examples would be vicodin, codeine, etc. Mostly the stuff that can be abused or has a street value. There are different schedules that dictate the amount of controls and accountability required. For example some of the drugs must be kept in a safe at the pharmacy.

      From Wikipedia: "A controlled substance is generally a drug or chemical whose manufacture, possession, and use are regulated by a government. This may include illegal drugs and prescription medications".

    6. Re:Prescriptions by tresho · · Score: 1

      From Wikipedia: "A controlled substance is generally a drug or chemical whose manufacture, possession, and use are regulated by a government. This may include illegal drugs and prescription medications". The original article uses 'controlled substance' the same way the Justice Dept. & the Drug Enforcement Administration (not that Wikipedia citation) do. See http://www.justice.gov/dea/pubs/csa.html Heroin is a Sch I substance in the USA, no prescriptions can be written. Morphine is a Sch. II controlled substance & needs a prescription. Penicillin is a non-controlled substance and needs a prescription.

    7. Re:Prescriptions by umghhh · · Score: 1
      I read this and TFA and it makes a strange feeling of deja vu - I thought german medical system is en expensive and inefficient shit but it appears US of A has even more expensive (and less efficient) one.

      What I find interesting is this terrible thing that customers can at last chose and decrease costs instead of paying what the golden guild of doctors think is a reasonable fee.

      Another interesting thing is that the Swiss do it already too and apparently they do it not only to save costs but to provide better service. I see some benefits if I do not have to go to the praxis with a flu or something they can diagnose with help of a patient. In Switzerland you can call and if they think you should visit a 'real' doctor then you can directly make an appointment - see here (only in German). This is good especially if you have to provide service to areas with low population density where the doctors are far away physically but easily accessible trough broadband internet. OC you would need some regulation to ensure that the companies driving this think also about customers i.e. sick people instead of as it most likely is the case described in TFA money only. Apparently you can do both - care for people and make money. That I am afraid is a concept foreign to majority of health officials and bureaucrats.

    8. Re:Prescriptions by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I thought german medical system is en expensive and inefficient shit but it appears US of A has even more expensive (and less efficient) one.

      Correct; the US spends mor per capita on health care than any other nation, but with any metric of effectiveness we're nowhere near the top.

    9. Re:Prescriptions by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The whole thing is anusing. My friend Charlie had to have some very invasive surgery last year from taking OTC Naproxin. Acetaminophen can destroy your liver. Yet marijuana is illegal, even though there is no lethal dose and no dangerous side effects.

      What amuses me is calling it "controlled". Antibiotics are controlled, marijuana is as unclntrolled as you can get. You can't regulate illegal activities.

  3. Re:Slashvertisement by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right, there's already a good free alternative: Yahoo Answers

  4. Lawsuits galore? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It sounds like a good idea.

    I hope the physicians are covered by some sort of indemnity so that they won't be sued for something that they cannot possibly figure out via a video phone and 10 minutes. Otherwise you'll see doctors figure out that it's just not worth the risk.

    As a physician, I'll be happy to participate in something like this so long as my exposure to lawsuits is limited.

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    1. Re:Lawsuits galore? by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it sounds like it'd be great as long as everyone can sign something that they realize this isn't a full examination and there's a limit to what the doctor can do ( and of course, a fair number of the answers from this should be "come in to the office").

      I bet there are a ton of standard issues that can be resolved with a quick Q&A and a couple webcam pics of the effected areas. And I know that I've personally had a fair number of minor medical issues that I never get looked at because I don't think they're worth wasting the time (mine or my doctor's) of an office visit.

    2. Re:Lawsuits galore? by nomadic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hope the physicians are covered by some sort of indemnity so that they won't be sued for something that they cannot possibly figure out via a video phone and 10 minutes. Otherwise you'll see doctors figure out that it's just not worth the risk. As a physician, I'll be happy to participate in something like this so long as my exposure to lawsuits is limited.

      As a lawyer, I'd hope that if a doctor risks harming a patient by practicing through video phone, then maybe they shouldn't practice through videophone.

    3. Re:Lawsuits galore? by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      More worrying perhaps than lawsuits galore is the health risks. If this gained popularity I think we'll see a lot of people skipping going to the clinic so they can do this. And pretty much anything not common and obvious will be misdiagnosed or impossible to diagnose. If you were going to be limiting diagnosis to simple things over voice then a simple app could take place pretty easily and likely do a better job. It could work like 20 questions for maladies. (So long as it doesn't do guessing)

      When combined with your point it is a bit scary. The doctors participating will be those with nothing to lose(can't hold clients), idiots(willing to risk lawsuits) or the dishonest(if they are too closely linked to pharmacies). So we'll have shitty doctors with no tools, and little information giving out drugs and diagnosing people. Yikes.

    4. Re:Lawsuits galore? by LockeOnLogic · · Score: 1

      Regardless of any indemnity, a clever tort lawyer has got you at the very least with strict liability.

    5. Re:Lawsuits galore? by natehoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a patient, and it pains me deeply to say this... I'd have to agree with a lawyer.

      There. I said it. I agree with a lawyer on something. I'm going to hell now.

      But seriously, we use our insurance company's "dial-a-nurse" service and it works well if you have some idea of what is wrong with you and just want some "best practices" advice, like "I have either a cold or the flu, can you help me determine which it is, and what symptoms I would indicate that I should see my doctor as opposed to drinking plenty of fluids and staying home?"

      I can see a service like this being useful for other minor ailments that are relatively easy to diagnose based on clear symptoms, but that require medications that need a prescription. I'd hope that any doctor who was concerned about it being "maybe this or maybe that" wouldn't just take a guess (or render a medical opinion beyond their training) and hide behind some special immunity from lawsuit. But that doesn't mean I'd want to extend that immunity. If you're unsure of your diagnosis because you can't get enough information, the correct answer would be "I cannot help you, proceed to an in-person clinic in your area, this will be a no-charge courtesy call, 'kthanksbye!"

      I'm not saying that a service like this would be useless, but if a good relatively confident diagnosis is not practical, the answer is to refer the patient to an in-person diagnosis, NOT to protect the doctor from indemnity if they made a diagnosis based on insufficient data because the tools they chose to use couldn't give them the data they needed.

      Of course, that argument also leads down the slippery slope of requiring an MRI for a splinter removal as a lawsuit-prevention device, but any doctor who chooses to use "telediagnosis" should be aware of the limits of the technology and adjust their confidence in their diagnosis accordingly.

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    6. Re:Lawsuits galore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, sounds like it would be a great idea as long as only the CEO of United Health Care has to undergo this kind of "medical examination".

    7. Re:Lawsuits galore? by bretticus · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree except for the webcam part. If there's a lesion that needs to be looked at, they need to just come on in. A professional camera often can't do a rash justice, much less some crappy webcam.

    8. Re:Lawsuits galore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAMedical Professional (although I am engaged to one (yeah, even on Slashdot, go figure (by the way, I really like parentheses))) but I'd imagine diagnosis is a very holistic practice and you're going to miss out on a lot of cues by conducting them remotely. The problem with accurate diagnosis is that there is a hell of a lot of overlap in symptoms for ailments ranging from a common cold through to life-threatening illness, and you won't always arrive at the right conclusion merely from asking questions (and neither can you really rely on poor webcam shots to help out much).

      Sooner or later you will run across the situation where a patient doesn't or can't provide enough information to accurately diagnose their problem, the information they do provide is sufficient to lead to one particular wrong conclusion yet it's obvious that a face-to-face diagnosis would have led to the correct conclusion - now untangle that legal mess! You can't blame the doctor for missing cues when it's the fault of the technology, you can't blame the patient for not conveying enough information when they're untrained and don't know what is and isn't important. If it's the fault of the technology then you either go back to sqaure one, no remote diagnosis at all, or you accept that lives might be lost and that overall it's still a benefit - doesn't help those whose lives are lost obviously - or you tie up every remote diagnosis with so much red tape, excessively long lists of yes/no questions to cover every eventuality that you make the whole process unworkable.

      In summary: great idea right up until the point something goes horribly wrong.

    9. Re:Lawsuits galore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But seriously, we use our insurance company's "dial-a-nurse" service and it works well if you have some idea of what is wrong with you and just want some "best practices" advice, like "I have either a cold or the flu, can you help me determine which it is, and what symptoms I would indicate that I should see my doctor as opposed to drinking plenty of fluids and staying home?"

      OK, minor medical horror story.

      Saturday, I bit my tongue. Lots of blood, but nothing a little salt water wouldn't take care of. Later in the day, my wife asks to see it and freaks out (it's about 1cm long and .5cm deep.) She call the on-call physician, who talks to her (not me!) and worries about possible infection and sends me to the ER. I'll skip a long rant about the part where I spent over an hour trying to find an open Urgent Care facility on a Saturday night in Seattle to avoid a $200 ER co-pay to Regence (who couldn't find one either) and move on to the ER doc.

      After looking at me, he tells me that this will heal on its own and that he doesn't do stitches unless you have actually have a forked tongue (adding that he has created forked tongues at patient request, but that costs more!). He then proceed to opine that on-call doctors/nurses are worthless because "they can't see anything". He said that he sees lots of cases like mine where these guys are playing better safe than sorry on almost no information (remember I was sent to the ER by someone who hadn't even talked to me.)

      I don't know how much more information they can get over a video feed. Maybe enough to avoid malpractice, but who knows. But this whole story shows the deep dysfunction of the US health system in a nutshell: cost containment through fear and intimidation on the part of the insurance industry, CYA medicine by doctors driving up costs, patients unable to use an ER at night because the uninsured overwhelm the system. Plus, the whole process had me so mad that my usually scarily low blood pressure was measurably elevated - interfering with the doc's ability to catch anything else that might have incidentally been going on.

  5. Self operation by geeper · · Score: 1

    Hi, is this NowClinic? Yes, I'd like to inquire about your special for the self-vasectomy.

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    1. Re:Self operation by bagboy · · Score: 1

      Simple - get married...

    2. Re:Self operation by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Hold a firecracker, lit with an 8-second fuse, in your left hand and count to ten on your fingers. One finger per second. If you need both hands, you can temporarily place the firecracker between your legs while you finish the count.

      $45 please. Please be sure to pay up BEFORE you perform the operation.

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    3. Re:Self operation by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I'm more concerned about all the people who want to do an over the internet Full Physical. I'm not really into that Goatse stuff.

    4. Re:Self operation by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Yes, I'd like to inquire about your special for the self-vasectomy."

      I think you'd want the BMWzine folks for that advice. :P

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  6. Virtual Medical License by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Doesn't a "virtual doctor visit" necessarily imply that there are virtual doctors? If so, please send me a check for $45 and proceed to http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html

    Thanks.

    1. Re:Virtual Medical License by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      That thing is possessed or something. I said something but it came out as a keycode and confused the bot. So I said "I'm sorry for the bad input" and this is what displayed:

      ...
      You: i need a blowjob
      Eliza: What would it mean to you if you got a blowjob?

      Is it trying to subconsciously mess with me?

    2. Re:Virtual Medical License by chromas · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but Slashdot will not allow me to send a Unicode check nor its reasonable approximation, the root symbol. Therefore, please accept the attached Unicode point reference in its stead. Thank you.

      U+2713

    3. Re:Virtual Medical License by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's Janeaway's holographic Johnnycab doctor?

    4. Re:Virtual Medical License by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. I don't think Eliza counts as a virtual doctor. She appears to be clueless.

      You: Can I get a prescription for Vicodin?
      Eliza: Do you want to be able to get a prescription for vicodin?
      You: Yes!
      Eliza: You are sure?
      You: Yes, I am sure. I'm in pain!
      Eliza: You are sure?
      You: Just give me my pain medications already!!
      Eliza: Why do you say your pain medications already?
      You: I just wasted $45. Goodbye.
      Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

  7. Re:Slashvertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How is Babby formed?

    How girl get pregnant?

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  8. let me be the first to say by nimbius · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    grabbin' pills!

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    1. Re:let me be the first to say by Lordrashmi · · Score: 1, Troll

      Sad the mods don't get a L4D reference.

    2. Re:let me be the first to say by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 0

      Or if they do, it's just not funny.

    3. Re:let me be the first to say by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the danger of a joke comment. If the mods don't get it, or if you fail at being funny, you lose karma, but if you succeed you still don't gain any.

      If you see "the comedian" in somebody's achievements page, it's a sure sign they're not a karma whore.

    4. Re:let me be the first to say by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      Sad the mods don't get a L4D reference.

      You should have it so good! Why in my day we only had one TV show whose humor we would parrot to death in the hopes filling our hovercraft with mod points. Oh, they weren't the funniest jokes in the world, and some folks would argue that the jokes got old real quick (others would deny this), but we were happier then!

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  9. Paying cash always helps by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    If you call around asking doctors' offices if they'll see you for $45 cash at the time of service for an uncomplicated visit, you will not have to make many calls before you have a taker. This is already an option, "whether or not they are insured".

    1. Re:Paying cash always helps by RingDev · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      A scheduled office visit with a Physician's Assistant at my local clinic costs $125 cash. And he's not even a doctor!

      -Rick

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    2. Re:Paying cash always helps by natehoy · · Score: 1

      This does seem rather expensive for a "dial-a-doc" service. The insurance company I use provides free "dial-a-nurse" services, charging $45 to add prescription capabilities seems a little pricey.

      But, of course, $45 for a guaranteed ten minutes of access to an actual MD is probably well worth it. I've been with my current doctor for 6 years now, and I've met her once when one of the RNs wanted to do an in-office biopsy (and she observed while a med student did the actual cutting and stitching). All other business I've done with the office has been with a nurse.

      The actual doctor rarely gets involved for an "uncomplicated" visit, so you probably WOULD get a lot of takers for $45 to spend 15 minutes with a nurse/practitioner.

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    3. Re:Paying cash always helps by lastchance_000 · · Score: 1

      At the base I spent most of my time at in the USAF, there were a number of doctors and 2 PA's on the hospital staff. Both the PA's started as medical corpsman in Vietnam. You definitely wanted to be seen by them over most of the doctors.

    4. Re:Paying cash always helps by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Redundant

      A scheduled office visit with a Physician's Assistant at my local clinic costs $125 cash. And he's not even a doctor!

      At my old clinic is cost the same to see a PA, a nurse practitioner or an actual MD. Figure that one out.

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    5. Re:Paying cash always helps by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Chances are, you're getting the same quality treatment no matter which you see. Most of what a doctor sees is really pretty routine and can be handled by a nurse or PA just fine.

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    6. Re:Paying cash always helps by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I'm not comfortable entrusting my body to someone with two years of schooling and no experience. I don't have a problem seeing the nurse practitioner but I won't see a PA. That's where I draw the line.

      Of course I did one better and found an actual doctor in private practice who doesn't staff PAs at all. I always know I'm going to see an MD when I go to visit him.

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    7. Re:Paying cash always helps by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Strange. Whenever I go to see my doctor I _always_ actually see my doctor for at least 10 minutes....

    8. Re:Paying cash always helps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      $45 for a guaranteed ten minutes of access to an actual MD is probably well worth it. I've been with my current doctor for 6 years now, and I've met her once when one of the RNs wanted to do an in-office biopsy

      Wow - be glad you're not in one of those "socialist" countries that has government-run healthcare, or you might actually have to see the doctor every visit! And it would be 100% covered by your insurance! (Oh, the horror!)

      Seriously though - I had a girlfriend who was a nurse, and I had some earwax impacted in one ear... I couldn't see the doctor until the next day, so I bought an ear syringe and asked her if she'd do it.. she said technically she wasn't allowed to, as it was a medical procedure.

      I hate to think of what the hell goes on in the US, where RNs will perform friggin biopsies by themselves.

    9. Re:Paying cash always helps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think who you can see will vary from state to state. In Arizona IIRC, you can only be prescribed medication by a Nurse Practitioner or MD. And most state's requirements for new nurses (opposed to nursing assistant) is for a 4-year degree. Then again pharmacology advances as fast as most technology these days, so I'd say the chances of an ill-informed doctor are probably as high as an ill-informed IT person.

    10. Re:Paying cash always helps by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I believe that OP may be confused about what went on. A nurse practitioner may be credentialed to do biopsies, depending on the state, but not an RN. And in this particular case, I imagine that the physician directed the medical student to do a biopsy. Now, an experienced RN might observe the med student, assist them, and suggest that they might need a larger or smaller biopsy... but as a legal matter, the medical student was doing it under the physician's direction. The closest analogy is to the military; RNs function in health care much as NCOs do in the army, i.e. they actually do the work of taking care of people while MDs make the strategy for treating them. Med students, depending on their level, function like green lieutenants: while technically in charge of the RNs, they tend to tread lightly and not upset things unless they have a very good reason to do so.

    11. Re:Paying cash always helps by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      True, but they can prescribe the same limitations as these online Docs can. Actually, now that I think about it, it's likely that the online "docs" may be PAs anyway. Plus you get the added benefit that they can look at you and make a reasonably educated diagnosis.

    12. Re:Paying cash always helps by afaik_ianal · · Score: 1

      I have a similar problem with my girlfriend. Well, except she's a prostitute.

    13. Re:Paying cash always helps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow!

      Whenever I 'dial-a-nurse' it costs me at least $200!

    14. Re:Paying cash always helps by icebrain · · Score: 1

      I like that analogy. But where would a physician's assistant (PA) fall under there? Or is that about the same thing as a nurse practicioner?

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    15. Re:Paying cash always helps by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The permitted activities of everyone other than physicians vary considerably from state to state. My state does not credential PAs, so I've never encountered them. Also, I'm an anesthesiologist, not a clinic doc, so most of my work with nonphysician practitioners is with nurse anesthetists.

  10. Finally moving into the "public sector" by ubrgeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    A dozen years ago I was a reporter in the Texas Panhandle and the Texas Department of Criminal Justice used "telemedicine" extensively. Interesting to see them finally moving it to the general population (no pun intended.) IIR, the patients/inmates were of mixed opinion on it, but the remote doctors seemed to prefer it ;)

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  11. Virtual Visits To Virtual Doctors In A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    virtually non-existent U.S.A.

    Have a weekend.

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    K. Trout

  12. Good idea by RudyValencia · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This sounds like a good idea.

    A lot of the immigrants from Mexico and Somalia that have settled here (northern Colorado) could use this. We have a local clinic that is always so busy that you have to call first thing in the morning to get an appointment. I'd think that if they did offer this service, it'd be a big help.

  13. Its nice to see by djfuq · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Its nice to see the medical industry take steps to modernize finally.

    Problems with visiting the doctor in person:

    If you are sick you have to make an appointment - and wait. If you cant wait and you need answers you go to the ER (bad for many reasons)

    If you are sick you have to drive to the doctor when the appointment comes, or get a ride or ride public transit and share the germs etc (bad for many reasons)

    When you get to the doctors office, you wait with other sick people. (spread the germs - bad on many levels)

    You speak to 2 people before you speak to the doctor (cost of receptionist, cost of nurse, miscommunication possible)

    Skipping all of those steps may be a good idea for things where physical testing etc isn't needed.

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    1. Re:Its nice to see by vlm · · Score: 1

      Skipping all of those steps may be a good idea for things where physical testing etc isn't needed.

      I'm curious what medical condition that is, perhaps a bad case of acute hypochondria ?

      Seriously though... as I think back on my admittedly short lifetime list of dr visits, I can't think of even one that could have been avoided. Same w/ my wife and kids.

      1) a car accident - verify everything bends that should bend, and doesn't bend if it shouldn't bend, plenty of mental tests.

      2) pneumonia - listening to lungs as I breathe, then some test to verify it was bacterial pneumonia, which it was.

      3) temporary back pain - some xrays and stuff, needed a controlled substance prescription for about a week so it wouldn't be possible with this system.

      4) huge laceration on my thumb with a pint to quart of blood loss (yes, thats a heck of alot of blood) - couldn't stitch it for some reason, I guess I should have stayed home w/ bandaid since thats pretty much what I got. Can still see the scar more than a decade later, but then again, no infection and I didn't bleed to death so I guess they did good.

      5) Some ear infections when I was a kid - they look in my ear w/ that annoying flashlight microscope thingy.

      6) a couple physicals - all kinds of blood tests and stuff.

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    2. Re:Its nice to see by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The limitation is the quality of the camera. Some diagnoses require in-person examination, but some don't. And there are a lot of people who want to go to the doctor "just to be sure". They never have anything other than a cold, but it makes them feel a lot better.

      This would be really beneficial for chronic patients - people who are on maintenance therapy for high blood pressure, asthma, and the like. The visit for these people usually consists of "have your symptoms changed any?" and writing a refill for meds. It would be faster for doctor and patient to do these remotely.

  14. Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by MosesJones · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously is this a good thing?

    In the UK we have a service "NHS Direct" which is effectively a triage service which tells you whether you need to go to a doctor. Its in no way shape or form a replacement for a direct doctors appointment its just there to filter out cases that aren't overly serious or are serious enough to need an emergency visit. This service is staffed by nurses and its pretty good and does help with people who are concerned about medical issues.

    The idea of someone prescribing drugs via this sort of service is just insane. It would be smarter to delegate prescriptions, or at least re-issuing prescriptions, to pharmacists who will at least see the patient. Or are we going to a world where you don't see the doctor and you get your drugs shipped direct so you never ever see anyone with any sort of medical training who can just briefly add a sanity check to the whole thing.

    Its hard to imagine a better example as to why the US system is completely and utterly fucked than this being considered a good thing.

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    1. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Its hard to imagine a better example as to why the US system

      Just wait. Plenty more examples in years to come if things continue to go the way they are going. :)

    2. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't think this amounts to anything that much different. The online doctor's visit will likely almost always boil down to some variation on:

      1) You've got a cold. Get plenty of rest and fluids and take an aspirin. If it doesn't get better in 5-7 days, go see a doctor in person.

      2) You've got something I can't diagnose over the Internet. You need to make an appointment to go see a doctor in person.

      So like you said, triage. Except in the US it has to be a doctor who does it, because nobody would settle for a nurse.

      The prescribing seems to be a bit of a red herring. Maybe the definitions are different in the US, but if the drug is not controlled, couldn't you just buy it without a prescription anyway? The only reason for having a prescription would be to get it covered under a drug plan.

    3. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by dr_labrat · · Score: 1

      Not just the UK...

      France has a very good system for this, apparently.

      My personal experience with NHS Direct was actually (all things considered) pretty damn good. Mind you I am a strong proponent of the NHS, despite its neglect over the past decade, Its still a valid and potent solution, and one which I am grateful for! And have been a lot throughout my life!

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    4. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by shrimppesto · · Score: 1

      prescription drugs = drugs you have to have a prescription to get

      controlled substances = drugs determined to have significant abuse potential, and therefore subject to certain prescribing rules by the DEA (e.g. no refills, can't phone it into the pharmacy, some states require triplicate prescription paper, etc.) examples of controlled substances include narcotics, amphetamines, etc.

      not every prescription drug is a controlled substance. in fact, most are not.

    5. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Informative

      When they say "controlled", in this context, they mean something distinct from "by prescription only".

      You have over-the-counter drugs, which you can purchase freely(unless, like Sudafed, they've been caught up in the War on Drugs(tm) in which case you still don't need a prescription; but you will face a hassle).

      Then you have prescription drugs, which you'll need a doctor's OK to buy, and you'll only be able to get from a pharmacist.

      Then you have "controlled" substances, which are generally prescription; but are also of interest to the DEA, generally because they are either exciting narcotic painkillers, or amphetamines, or suchlike. Those tend to have additional restrictions in terms of how much can be supplied per unit time(ie. 1 month supply only, vs. 3 month supply) and doctors are more likely to face investigation if they are perceived to be oversupplying the stuff.

      Then, of course, there are "dietary supplements" which are subject to almost no regulation whatsoever.

    6. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait for the lawsuits for when something is misdiagnosed.

    7. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Uh, actually, a lot of people do settle for nurses to do triage. My insurance offers me a phone number where I can reach a nurse at any time of day or night to determine if I have a medical concern that needs a doctor's attention.

    8. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Seriously is this a good thing?

      In the UK we have a service "NHS Direct" which is effectively a triage service which tells you whether you need to go to a doctor. Its in no way shape or form a replacement for a direct doctors appointment its just there to filter out cases that aren't overly serious or are serious enough to need an emergency visit. This service is staffed by nurses and its pretty good and does help with people who are concerned about medical issues.

      The idea of someone prescribing drugs via this sort of service is just insane. It would be smarter to delegate prescriptions, or at least re-issuing prescriptions, to pharmacists who will at least see the patient. Or are we going to a world where you don't see the doctor and you get your drugs shipped direct so you never ever see anyone with any sort of medical training who can just briefly add a sanity check to the whole thing.

      Its hard to imagine a better example as to why the US system is completely and utterly fucked than this being considered a good thing.

      I agree - better to staff a clinic with a Physician / Nurse Practitioner and Nurses who confer with an MD, even virtually to ensure quality of care. A PA/NP is quite capable of delivering primary care (or even specialty care) in a safe and cost effective manner; but there is no real substitute for being seen where they can detect subtle things, that may get unnoticed otherwise, which might indicate a more serious or additional problem.

      Now, followup visits or routine test results can often be handled virtually (or even by email); but there is no real substitute for a real examination.

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    9. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the addition of "can issue prescriptions" does make it a little scary. I would hope that any qualified doctor would reserve their actual diagnosis for easy and obvious cases ("what, the over-the-counter hayfever medications aren't working for you? OK, let me send you a scrip for Claritin-whatever_letter_they_are_at_now").

      But, of course, that means that the utility of such a service is limited. It's rather expensive for 10 minutes with someone who is either horribly overqualified to diagnose your condition in-person or horribly under-equipped to diagnose something they ARE qualified to diagnose because they can't get enough information. If I need to try out an asthma med or help with the diagnosis of athlete's foot or hayfever, any trained nurse can do that for me. If I need something more complicated, a doctor might be hard-pressed to diagnose it accurately over a webcam.

      It's especially expensive if you have to pay for a referral to an in-person doc, unless the $45 includes the office visit if one becomes necessary.

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    10. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by icebrain · · Score: 2, Informative

      Disclaimer: I worked in a pharmacy for a while.

      As I remember it, the "controlled substances" were broken down into a couple different categories. Class IV drugs were things like percocet and other narcotic painkillers. They had some abuse potential but were still fairly common. You could get refills, but there were generally limits on quantity dispensed and (IIRC) you couldn't transfer them. These were stocked with the rest of the "regular" prescription drugs.

      Class III drugs were more controlled for whatever reason. We still kept them stocked on the regular shelves too.

      Class II drugs were the real heavy stuff, like methadone and adderall/ritalin. Those were kept locked up in a safe, and we had a continuing inventory sheet where we kept track of exactly how many were in stock. No refills on these suckers. I think this also included things like morphine and such that weren't stocked in a retail pharmacy but would be issued at a hospital, for example.

      Class I drugs were illegal--cocaine, meth, pot, etc.

      There were also special ones that got treated just like Class II (at least the locked-up and inventory part) because they had a high theft potential, like Viagra. That was a company policy, though, not an FDA/DEA requirement. I think there were also Class V drugs (can't remember what was special about them), and I think Class VI was "ordinary" prescription drugs.

      You'd be amazed how many people would do things like claim their pills were "stolen" or try to change the quantity on the prescription. Usually it just took a phone call to the issuing doctor to confirm a bogus story before we called the cops. I helped take down a couple prescription fakers and a check fraud guy :)

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    11. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      not every prescription drug is a controlled substance. in fact, most are not.

      My favorite "prescription drug" has to be the 800mg ibuprofen and 800mg aetaminophen tablets. You could get the exact same effect by buying Advil or Tylenol and taking four of them, but we are going to make it a prescription drug anyway.......

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    12. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is America, where everything can be fixed if you just find the right drug! Hyperactive kids? Stressed out? Feeling sad? Have a headache? A cold? A runny nose? A small scrape? Not having any problems at all? It can all be fixed thanks to the wonders of drugs!

      Hippies never grew out of drugs, they just changed the type they use and decided the next generation could use the same thing.

    13. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      My favorite "prescription drug" has to be the 800mg ibuprofen and 800mg aetaminophen tablets. You could get the exact same effect by buying Advil or Tylenol and taking four of them, but we are going to make it a prescription drug anyway.......

      Nobody said the system makes sense. You can buy Primatine mist over the counter. Pure ephidrine. Dangerous. Doctors don't use it. Albuterol is much safer, it's prescription. Up until recently the only antihistamine you could buy OTC was benadryl - actually a fairly dangerous drug. Only in the past couple of years have Claritan (loritadine) and others which are much less sedating made it OTC.

      That said, there is some logic behind the 'prescription strength' version of ibuprofen. If you take a couple of 'extra' 200 mg tablets (the OTC dose) then you're less likely to get into trouble compared with a couple of extra of the 800 mg prescription dose. Yes, if you were operating with half-a-brain, you'd understand the dosing limits, but as a rule, one does not expect the public to be able to do much more than breath and show the clerk the VISA card.

      Of course, each country is different. I remember a sign in a Mexican Pharmacia extolling the virtues of IV dopamine (a seriously potent drug used to keep critically ill people alive when their blood pressures drop) which was available OTC. I have no idea what it was really used for....

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    14. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      But, of course, that means that the utility of such a service is limited.

      Yeah, I'm trying to figure out why this is supposedly a big deal (I am an MD). Sure, for a lot minor things, you don't need to see the doctor. You don't likely need to do anything at all. So self help books / web sites, nurse triage programs and Ouija boards would work well. For the things you would typically prescribe drugs for, you would likely want at least a cursory physical exam.

      While TFA disses the physical exam portion of the classical doctor's visit (the rant about 'laying of the hands') the fact is that a quick look at the relevant organ system along with some routine vital signs (Blood Pressure, pulse, temp) really go a long way towards making a diagnosis. Now, you could easily come up with a little machine that would give you the vital signs at home, and I think that some chronic-care by email / Internet programs use these to good effect, but using just a crappy videocam seems pretty limited.

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    15. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Except in the US it has to be a doctor who does it, because nobody would settle for a nurse.

      Blue Shield/Blue Cross of California and Kaiser Permanente both have a nurse available on the phone, 24/7. I've used it a couple times and it worked out well... many simple things can be diagnosed over the phone with a simple questionnaire. If not, they'll tell you to come and see the doctor, often with a priority appointment the next morning.

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    16. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you paired this concept with some sort of remote diagnostic package and mail-in testing of bodily fluids and the like (which is already done every day, after all) then it could be a useful tool for remote diagnosis that, yes, has the potential to eliminate many needless visits to doctor's offices. You don't want to be prescribing potentially dangerous drugs, but the idea is not entirely without merit.

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    17. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You aren't too bright, are you? This is a direct response to consumer complaints of "health care is too expensive." As usual, the private sector has responded with a solution well-before the bloated turd of a government we're saddled with can even dream of acting. There are plenty of cases where a brief consultation with an R.N. followed by a prescription will do nicely (e.g. antibiotic eye drops for pink eye).

    18. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by coredog64 · · Score: 1

      Our pediatrician does this as well. If you call up about pink eye or an ear infection, the receptionist takes your name for a scrip. When the local pharmacy calls, everything is on the up and up. The upside for the office is that you don't get kids with highly infectious conditions coming in and "sharing the love". I believe you can get similar service inside some chain pharmacies: There's a nurse on hand to confirm the condition and then you get your antibiotics right there. No waiting room, no dicking around, and total out of pocket cost is about the same as a copay at your doctor's office.

    19. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This actually reminds me of a story I read a little while ago from the UK where a girl was misdiagnosed with swine flu by an over the phone diagnosis system employed in the UK. Apparently she actually had tonsillitis and ended up dying from it due to complications that arose.

      There is a significant difference between describing your symptoms to someone who may or may not be qualified to diagnose you, and actually seeing a doctor.

    20. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      One dose of IV dopamine would be enough to make you never do it again, that's for sure... and to nitpick, chlorpheniramine, brompheniramine, doxylamine, and other antihistamines were on the OTC market with Benadryl.

    21. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine is a pharmacist. While she was in pharmacy school, she rotated through a few retail pharmacies, basically to get a feel for how that kind of job was. One place had a bulletin board with their best fake prescriptions posted. The winner was the guy who had written a script for - I kid you not - "one pound mophine"[sic]. They apparently told the guy they would be happy to get his pound of mophine[sic]. Then they called the cops.

    22. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Some of the nonsense here is the pharmaceutical companies resisting making drugs OTC. Once the drug goes OTC, the profit margin drops quite a bit. The demand may also drop as the insurance companies are no longer subsidizing the purchase. Or in some cases like Claritin, sales may go up and balance out or exceed the lower profit margin.

    23. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      Maybe you worked in a pharmacy awhile back...but I can tell you right now that Percocet is NOT a Class IV. In fact, it is a class II. I believe the only narcotic painkillers that aren't class II (or I) are Hydrocodone (Vicodin) and Codeine.

      Here are some common drugs by class...

      Class V: Cough Medicines such as Promethazine with a bit of Codeine

      Class IV: Anti-Diarrheals, Benzodiazapines, Provigil

      Class III: Hydrocodone, Suboxone, Marinol, and....Ketamine! (I know someone who was recently in a house that had Ketamine. He was charged, but cleared, of a schedule III charge).

      Class II: Ritalin, Adderal, Morphine, Oxycodone (percocet), Oxycontin (time released percocet), Hydromorphone (dilaudid).

      Class I: Heroin, 2C-B, Psylocybin (Shrooms), MDMA (Ecstacy), Peyote, LSD

      I believe the classes are actually called Schedules. Here are the basic differences. Class V drugs nobody really cares about. some Pharmacists will even mix you up a batch of Promethazine with Codeine WITHOUT a prescription although that is not too common anymore. You can pretty much Import Schedule V without repurcussions. You can generally also import Schedule IV drugs in small quantities for personal use. I personally import Modafinil and customs goes through it and lets it go every time. Schedule IV drugs can be written out willy nilly by a doctors. Schedule III will generally get nabbed importing them. Doctors may write out scripts for Schedule III drugs pretty freely but if every single patient gets Vicodin...they probably will be looked at. Schedule III prescriptions can have refills and can be phoned in by the doctor. Schedule II drugs are a big leap. Doctors must write every script out in triplicate, can not assign refills, and cannot phone in a prescription. Needless to say these will not be passing customs. Schedule I drugs...well...I believe the terms they use are "High rate of abuse" and "No medically accepted purpose" meaning that no doctor may write out prescriptions for these chemicals. Production of said chemicals is under intense quota, requires some serious licensing, and can be used for research.

    24. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Well, the motivation for claritin was that it went generic. So, Schering Plough wasn't going to make another dime on it (no insurer would cover the branded drug). As an OTC medicine, however, they can market it just as Bayer/Tylenol/etc do for their products.

      I agree with the general thread, however, that we've swung too far in not allowing access to almost any medications without a prescription. In many cases prescription drugs are safer alternatives to drugs that are non-prescription. And then you have people taking loads of red yeast rice when a modern statin would have a much better efficacy/safety profile (the supplement is just an older drug that occurs naturally).

      And insurance plans really should cover OTC drugs that are taken under a doctor's direction. Why should it cost me more to take OTC niacin than some prescription formulation of it or some more exotic drug that doesn't have half as much clinical background?

    25. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I heard a pharmacy school story about some students writing up fake prescriptions for controlled substances. They got caught because the DEA number on the prescriptions failed to meet the internal checksum, which is an algorithm that pharmacists apparently know and check. A professor joked that they should be given poor grades simply for not knowing how to fake the number correctly (needless to say they were expelled)...

      That was before the internet - I can't imagine that anybody serious about forging this stuff wouldn't be able to google for it now...

    26. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Well, the motivation for claritin was that it went generic.

      Good point there. That's also a movitation for releasing a new and better drug, that is "so much better you need a prescription for it!"

    27. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Yes, it has been a while... it was my high school job and I last worked a shift there in July 2002. I did get things mixed up, you're right.

      I do remember marinol being a bitch to count, as pills go... little hard amber balls that bounced and skittered everywhere. I think premarin was like that, too.

      Some good stories from those days, though (mainly crazy customers, like the guy who dropped trou to ask what the rash on his, er, groin was, or the lady with six fingers total who would throw tantrums and empty out the store)

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    28. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      True, but from what I understand it is a drug that is almost impossible to beat. It is fairly effective, and from the prescribing info it sounds like it doesn't have a single side effect whose effect is greater than placebo. I actually laughed when I heard the TV ads for it because they'd go ahead and list trivial side-effects on the ad just so that they could say it was balanced, when you're just as likely to get those side-effects from eating a ham sandwich.

      The newer drugs are probably only successful because of how insurance works - people would rather take the $120/month prescription drug since it only costs them $25/quarter or whatever in copays, and buying OTC loratadine could easily exceed that. Plus, the doctors don't get kickbacks for telling patients to just take the OTC stuff.

      What I think is really funny is that I know people who take Benadryl all the time who are reluctant to take generic loratadine because they perceive it as being a "stronger" drug. I feel like a drug salesman when I try to explain that it has a better safety profile than just about any drug I'm aware of (including aspirin). We don't really do a good job educating people about their health options - understanding a drug label and elements of the prescribing info should probably be taught in high school.

      Disclaimer - I'm not a doctor or a pharmacist, and for all I know there was some new study released last week that states that all of this stuff is rat poison...

    29. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by bretticus · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, many people are on low-dose rat poison - it's called warfarin/coumadin!

    30. Re:Don't worry about the quality, feel the cost by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine the stories are bad. I know a few people that have some prescription drug addiction problems (the reason that I am reasonably informed when it comes to drug scheduling and such) and I know some of the crazy stuff they have done/tried at pharmacies so I can't imagine what some other people have done.

  15. Re:Slashvertisement by Liquidrage · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you show me where the "Prescribe Meds" button on Yahoo Answers is?

  16. Say goodbye by Azghoul · · Score: 1

    Say goodbye to this type of innovation if things continue down the pathetic road we're on. Thanks, politicians!

    Why the hell should I have to take time out of my day to go sit in a doc's office for a hour, for a 30 second consult, to get my prescription meds? If I can do it from the privacy of my own home, and the doc already has access to my charts, why not?

    1. Re:Say goodbye by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Nice try making this political, but those terrible politicians recently passed a law that requires health care IT to improve. It's called the HITECH act. So you may not be getting innovations and improvements the way you'd prefer, but you'll be getting them nonetheless.

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    2. Re:Say goodbye by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the government totally fucks over any and all innovation. I mean, look at what those commies in England thought up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nhs_direct#History_and_background

      Those bastards totally cut out the innovation by prenovating!

    3. Re:Say goodbye by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "So you may not be getting innovations and improvements the way you'd prefer,"

      I like the sort that innovate and improve. What we'll get is anyone's guess.

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    4. Re:Say goodbye by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Well, for example, the HITECH Act mandated a certain level of encryption for health data, and punishes those who lose data that does not meet the requirements.

      Believe it or not, there were and still are health care IT vendors out there that do not use strong encryption, or encryption at all. God forbid that protecting patient privacy isn't monetarily beneficial.

      Look, I'll defend the free market as much as the next Slashdotter who voted for Ron Paul. But the reality is you and most people here don't know dick about how the health care system works and what the software is like.

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  17. Look at whose backing this by LockeOnLogic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OptumHealth, a division of UnitedHealth Group, the nation’s largest health insurer, plans to offer NowClinic

    When the devil hands me a gift I'm wary of opening it...

    1. Re:Look at whose backing this by rho · · Score: 1

      Having a way for people with simple needs to get quick medical attention and out of the waiting rooms so that people who do NOT have simple needs is a good idea.

      It doesn't matter if the good idea comes from a source you think is compromised. The good idea stands on its own merits.

      This is like the self-checkout line at grocery stores. I say they should go for it.

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  18. Re:Slashvertisement by dr_labrat · · Score: 1

    One might hope that it is pretty close to the "auto euthanise" button.....

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  19. I am a med student, and I am horrified by tpjunkie · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is a bad idea. No, this is a TERRIBLE idea. With a virtual doctors visit you are missing out on a very important component of data collection leading to a diagnosis; the physical exam. Without ascultation, you are missing out on a ton of information about a patient's cardiovascular, gastrointestinal and pulmonary systems. Without physical contact, you cannot perform any kind of neurological or musculor skeletal exam, or even really determine a patient's mental status, especially if you are using just a instant messenger style window for communication. I think it is highly irresponsible and certainly opens up a practitioner to a lot of liability to be diagnosing and prescribing meds in such a manner. As a doctor, I'd say this is not for me. And as a patient, moreso.

    1. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by alrudd1287 · · Score: 2, Funny

      dude- whatever. if this stuff is actually needed, the person over the net will say GO TO A DOCTOR. This sounds like a GREAT idea from a cost-savings perspective, which is the only one that matters here. Often, patients go in for an appointment with a drug in mind that they just need a script for. Like if i have poison ivy, i need steroids because in the past the topical stuff hasn't worked. If I don't get it the first time then i'll have to go in a 2nd time... costing me or my insurance something like 150$ each. clearly an online person could save alot of money here

    2. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by BlueBoxSW.com · · Score: 1

      Uhm. Maybe the doctors you go to work like they do on House, but for the rest of us, the deal is simple: You get 10 minutes of a doctor's expertise and you pay a least 100 bucks. No references will be consulted, not too many notes will be taken. No follow up is guaranteed unless there's a charge to go with it.

      This is the same business model Hookers use, and we're sick of it.

      The medical industry here in the US is pathetic. We spend the most pre capita, 2-3 times what most industrialized nations spend, and have the life span of a third-world country. Our system was built by lobbyists looking out for Doctors and the Pharma industry. Almost no one is looking out for the patients.

      We need better access to information so we can help ourselves. We need portable electronic records that we can view and amend without the assistance of a doctor (gain or lose weight? Sprain your ankle? Put it in there.). We need a proactive electronic model of our health that looks for trends and potential upcoming issues (Want to know the likelyhood of developing diabetes based on you age, weight, and history? It'll tell you. Having symptoms related to a kidney problem? Let's schedule you an appointment.). We need access to "tier-1" doctors such as the one in the article for a reasonable cost, and escalation should there be a need for it.

    3. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by shrimppesto · · Score: 1

      To be fair, there are a significant number of conditions seen in the primary care setting for which the physical exam is of little or no value. Many conditions are diagnosed by the clinical interview alone. A responsible way to run this virtual clinic thing would be to treat only this set of conditions over the internet, and bring the rest into the clinic for an exam. Whether this is actually what takes place is another story.

      For patients who have an established relationship with a primary care doctor, virtual clinics can be a valuable adjuvant in managing many chronic medical conditions between visits. This is particularly valuable in conditions for which some level of self-testing is available at home (e.g. hypertension, diabetes, chronic congestive heart failure). Incorporating the virtual clinic model into chronic disease management can even improve the management of such conditions beyond what can be achieved through regular face-to-face doctor visits. Telemanagement programs have long had success keeping CHF [congestive heart failure] patients out of the hospital, and moving such programs from the phone to the internet is a reasonable next step for computer-savvy patients.

      Unfortunately, most acute conditions that are seen in the ER are a bit more serious, and tend to require some level of physical exam for proper diagnosis. Additionally, the management of most chronic medical conditions also requires some level of examination at regular intervals. If the goal of expanding access to primary care is to provide better chronic disease prevention/management and relieve ER crowding, the virtual clinic is unlikely to achieve those goals without coexisting access to face-to-face primary care. For this reason, while virtual clinics can (and will) become an important adjuvant in primary care, they cannot replace an established relationship with a primary care doctor.

    4. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by Prefader · · Score: 1

      . . . and have the life span of a third-world country.

      Ahhh, no . . . This seems to indicate that you've got a case of proportionitis. I'm writing you a prescription to Reality . . . make sure you take the whole thing, ok?

    5. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to get something out of the way first:

      I am a med student[...]
      As a doctor,

      You're not a doctor. You're a med student. One of the first things you should have had beaten into your head as a med or law student is that you are not either a doctor or a lawyer until you've completed the programme of learning and training.

      This aside, you are completely right. There is a lot of "I don't want to wait 30 minutes going to an appointment!" in this thread - if such people cannot spend 30 minutes on their health, but are happy to idle time away on Slashdot, they are bringing on their own demise.

    6. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      Yes, well, do you need to need to perform a neurological and skeletal exam to re-fill someone's acne medication?

      Obviously there are some things this works well for and others that it doesn't. I don't see why you automatically assume this will be used for the latter. Presumably a doctor is conscious of the holes in the information obtained this way and thus if able to state if he requires a personal visit.

      On that note, you are also assuming you have the given patient at your mercy. The truth is a lot of people simply do not visit the doctor unless they can no longer help doing so. For all its possible deficiencies, a cheap, fast, unobtrusive examination process that people will actually use is a million times better than no examination at all.

    7. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by BlueBoxSW.com · · Score: 1

      Yet, this link seems to support my statement.

      http://ucatlas.ucsc.edu/spend.php

    8. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Most of that stuff isn't done by a doctor anyway. An LPN will check your weight, height, blood pressure, heartrate, and so on.

    9. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by Chonnawonga · · Score: 1

      Let's not jump to conclusions. They may have come up with a technology for palpating people's nodes over the internet. I'd be surprised, though: I always figured that if any industry developed a device for feeling up my gnads online, it would be the porn industry.

    10. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by redneckHippe · · Score: 1

      I'm horrified that you're a med student.

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    11. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by izomiac · · Score: 1

      I'm a medical student as well (not a doctor though... I'm not sure how you can be both), and I like the idea. The physical exam is unlikely to show much for the type of case this should be applied for, namely borderline subclinical stuff that doesn't warrant a visit. If it's something more serious then the patient will be told to come in. Furthermore, lots of people get iatrogenic infections by coming into a clinic just to be told to drink plenty of fluids and get some rest for their viral cold. For the physician, the time savings on the simple cases should allow more time to be spent on the complicated ones.

    12. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're acting as if doctors in America are anything more than prescription pads with a pulse.
      People aren't going to doctors to get better, they're "consulting their physician" because the fast talking lawyer at the end of commercials are telling them to.

    13. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by tpjunkie · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean I am a doctor, I meant taking the perspective of a doctor; in response to a poster above one of the first things we learned was actually medical ethics, which involves a lot of putting yourself in the perspective of the doctor.

      One of the things I have learned though is that just because a patient tells you something, does not always mean that it's true. I have had clinic patients tell me one thing while taking a history, and then twenty minutes later, during the physical exam, say something contradictory. I admit that for many cases, the physical exam may not necessarily be germane to the diagnosis, and may reveal nothing more than what the patient has already explained. However, it does serve as a useful source of confirmation as well as new information about the patient.

      One of the most common presentations you see in medicine is a headache. Oftentimes, it's harmless. But when you can physically examine a patient for papilledma, or cranial nerve dysfunction, you might miss a life-threatening diagnosis. For the subclinical, non-emergent cases, yes this can be useful. But the problem here is that the patient is now expected to determine whether the tele-visit or a physical visit is the more appropriate course of action.

    14. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by SakuraDreams · · Score: 1

      You should know that the history gives you 90% of the diagnosis, the physical examination 5% and 5% comes from diagnostic tests (imaging, lab tests, EKG, etc). This service is a joke however, it should give you a disclaimer stating that it's not fit for any purpose and is not a replacement for a doctor consultation.

    15. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by SakuraDreams · · Score: 1

      Why do you need such a medical record? You don't need such records. A basic medical student should know how to take a thorough medical history. The patient can bring in empty pill bottles and prescriptions. Any additional tests should come with a referral letter from the patient's previous doctor (for blood test results, previous angiography results etc). This isn't rocket science and having patients fill the record with useless rubbish (sprained ankle, weight gain) is hardly productive.

    16. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the issue. I take it you've never picked up the phone and had a doctor call in a prescription for you. (They didn't see you! You could have blood pouring out your eyes like Niagra!) Yes there are things you should be physically seen for, such as a broken arm, but some stuff is perfectly doable without being face to face.

      For as Liability... really? With the current course we're on, doctors will have to biopsy every organ you have for a hang nail, just to be safe. Screw it.

      $45 isn't that much more than my co-pay and I don't have to sit around for an hour waiting to see someone for 30 seconds.

    17. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Have you considered bargaining beforehand? If you're paying cash up front, you need not pay full price to get a face-to-face with an MD.

      As for what we spend, well, yes, the US system is expensive, and no, we don't live as long as some do. Of course, there is very little that doctors can do to affect the overall life expectancy. There are a large number of conditions that do not lead to shorter lifespans, but do restrict what you can do with that time - Alzheimer disease is perhaps the most obvious, but it is not alone. Saving people from cancer does relatively little. I'm an anesthesiologist, and at most 5% of the surgeries that I perform anesthesia for have the potential to increase lifespan. The rest do nothing for it - but they allow people to avoid going blind, to stop having chronic tonsil infections, to walk without pain, to play the sport they got a college scholarship in, to stop having chronic back pain. These are valuable things, no?

    18. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      if such people cannot spend 30 minutes on their health, but are happy to idle time away on Slashdot, they are bringing on their own demise

      However, you aren't advocating spending 30 minutes on their health - you're advocating spending 30 minutes sitting in a room, so that your doctor can try to rush you in and out in 5.

      There is no reason that good healthcare should require waiting in lines.

      I think that this is a good move overall - there are lots of conditions where a doctor needs to do follow-up, but direct contact isn't required. Many people need to have liver/kidney function checked if they are on chronic medication, for example, and this would be a great way to do that inexpensively. Many things like blood pressure can be tested by the patient as well, and often more accurate (white coat effect and all that). Nurses could also perform many physical screening tests.

      I certainly don't suggest that this can eliminate the need for local doctors, or ERs. However, this can allow those resources to concentrate on problems that require them.

      I think we need to get away from the doctor=gatekeeper approach to medicine. A doctor is an incredibly valuable resource, and will remain such even if patients are able to get care without them when they aren't essential.

    19. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      But the problem here is that the patient is now expected to determine whether the tele-visit or a physical visit is the more appropriate course of action.

      I think this is a false dichotomy (tele-visit vs real visit).

      Right now the patient has two choices - no visit or real visit. Many patients will put off a real visit if they don't think that a problem rises to a certain threshold. Most of the time this is probably a good thing (every headache doesn't need a visit). However, perhaps somebody with a serious problem will avoid care, or they'll put it off for a day or two to make an appointment.

      Now they can just pick up the phone and call 1-800-DOCTORS or whatever and get a human on the line 24x7. They pay $20 and get a real screening by a trained professional, who can triage their problem. If it is serious they can tell them to call 911 (or place the call themselves), or drive to the ER, or whatever. They can also suggest seeing a regular doctor. With the potential cost savings an insurance company might even fully cover the cost of the initial call if they get referred for later care (just think how many doctor visits they could avoid).

      By lowering the threshold and cost to engage with a doctor, more people get more access to medicine. A system like this could literally have doctors on-call 24x7 for a very low cost. Maybe one of those really bad headaches will prompt a doctor to go over the signs of a stroke over the phone and get somebody to go to the ER who might otherwise have put it off a day (and minutes count for strokes).

      Something like this could also provide greater continuity of care - the company might automatically screen your labs and avoid a lot of routine visits.

      The key is to recognize the strengths and weaknesses of any technology, and apply it appropriately.

    20. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by aleph · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you serious? More than $100? A visit to a non-bulk billing Doctor here in Aus will usually set you back $40-60. Typically you get ~$30 back from Medicare, but that's the rate for a 15-20m consult. Random person from street can rock up for that, no government subsidy involved.

    21. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      Good luck as a med student. I'm sure you understand the medical industry better than I do, but let me tell you what I have experienced going to the doctor. I look in my little HMO packet and am told to go to one of the doctors on the list. I had a doctor I liked that would spend time with me but alas, he was not on the list.

      I tried about three doctors and it was all pretty much like...they weighed me (really...I pay attention to my weight. If I dropped a bunch of weight when not trying to I'd discuss it. Same with gaining a bunch of weight). Then they would take my blood pressure. Again...I take my own blood pressure frequently at Walgreens. If I noticed a trend upwards or downwards I would discuss it. At that point....he'd ask me why I was there, I'd tell him, he'd take a look if it was visible (I had a rash on my arm once that showed up for three months a year for about 6 years.) and just think for awhile if it was not visible. Then he would take a stab in the dark..tell me to stretch, tell me to change my diet a little, or give me some medication. All that usually took me 20 minutes to drive there, 30 minutes waiting in the waiting room, 15 minutes waiting in the patient room for him to show up, 10 minutes to see him, 20 minutes to drive back. At least an hour and a half for something that could have been done easily over the internet.

      Another time it was early Monday morning. I have some serious food allergies and had hives all over my body. I didn't want to have to go to the ER so I phoned the doctor. "The Doctor can see you next Monday." Seriously? I called a different doctor. "You have not been seen here and the next appointment is in three weeks." This wasn't the first time I had hives. I needed a dose of steroids. They wouldn't give them over the phone...so it cost me an ER visit, a $150 co-pay and 10% of the ER costs.

      Especially for things like the full body hives that I have a history of...I don't NEED to be seen by a doctor. I know precisely what treatment I need. A quick web cam meeting would pretty much confirm that I did in fact have hives. I Would LOVE a virtual doctors visit for such cases. If something a bit more extreme was wrong with me (but not ER worthy) a quick consultation and a reference for a Specialist is what the regular doctor would do. I think that could be done online as well.

    22. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by Prefader · · Score: 1

      Well, that link isn't working for me, but I'm going to assume that it supports half of your statement, regarding costs. Reality isn't picking the parts you like and then making up the rest.

    23. Re:I am a med student, and I am horrified by bretticus · · Score: 1

      I agree with your overall point, however I would not consider significant weight gain to be "useless rubbish." It can be a sign of many diseases if put into context.

  20. I would be quite interested... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    To see how effective this is as a diagnostic mechanism(and I don't mean some bullshit anecdote/contra-anecdote thing, I mean a genuinely rigorous study).

    On the one hand, there are definitely lots of conditions that can be diagnosed, with fair accuracy, by basically asking the patient questions and traversing a decision tree. Heck, that slice of the population(and it is a large one) could probably be handled by an expert system no more complex than the one that makes calling most support lines an exercise in pain.

    However, when you go to see the doctor, there are also a number of signs that the doctor looks for that a (cheap, nasty, web)camera isn't going to capture. Really shitty cameras aren't even going to let you see if the patient is flushed, pale, or an odd yellowish color. Even the nicest camera isn't going to tell you what the patient's breath smells like, or allow you to palpate some gland that may or may not be inflamed.

    That's the real trick. While diagnosis, in the sense of traversing a decision tree based on symptom data, might very well be amenable to substantial automation(it might even be better as well as cheaper: computers don't get tired, don't suffer lapses of memory, and don't form snap social judgements based on primitive primate instincts); gathering the symptom data is going to be pretty tricky without good old fashioned face time. Suitably trained humans are really good at picking up social cues while talking with the patient, as well as the routine(but difficult to do with robots) work of taking temperatures, palpating organs, swabbing throats, and the like.

    Whether or not this service is a good thing, it seems to me, will depend largely on one (empirically testable) point: There are conditions that are easy to diagnose over video chat. There are conditions that are hard to diagnose over video chat. How many conditions look easy to diagnose over video chat; but are actually something else entirely? If, 90% of the time, the doctor can say "Yeah, colds suck, sleep it off and get lots of fluids" or "Sounds like strep, fill this prescription and take as directed" and the other 10% say "Christ, man, get yourself to an ER right the fuck yesterday!" then this should save a lot of time and money. If, though, they can't usefully distinguish between these two categories, there will be trouble.

    More generally, since humans are so good at gathering data face to face, I would be very curious to see an experiment with an alternate model: Instead of having patients see real, MD, doctors over video conferencing, what about having patients see, in person, cheaper nurse/tech types, who would be supported by a mixture of diagnostic software and teleconference with doctors? Still cheaper than seeing a doctor in person; but also allows a large number of common/safe tests, examinations, and sampling procedures to be done in person.

    1. Re:I would be quite interested... by berashith · · Score: 1

      Your example of "sounds like strep" is exactly where something like this can fail. Strep requires antibiotics , and those are bad for us all if used incorrectly. A test is required for verification.

      Your final alternate model is dead on , and in fact my wife's work has this exact scenario... and she loves it. She works at a school, so there is already a nurse on campus. She can arrange a doctor visit without having to take time off work, and she will see the nurse who has a video conference with a real doctor. The trained nurse can handle the personal bits and the testing and offer suggestions to the doctor.

    2. Re:I would be quite interested... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      I would be very curious to see an experiment with an alternate model: Instead of having patients see real, MD, doctors over video conferencing, what about having patients see, in person, cheaper nurse/tech types, who would be supported by a mixture of diagnostic software and teleconference with doctors?

      That's becoming more and more the trend lateley - and in my own experience, it's a turn for the worse. Previously, I'd schedule an appointment (in a triple-booked slot) with an MD/DO, get five minutes of his time during which he didn't really listen to what I said, order 15 different tests, then come back with a hasty diagnosis.

      Then I was required to schedule my appts with a PA. She would give me 15 minutes of time during which I was actually heard, order 30 different tests, confer with the physician, then come back with the wrong hasty diagnosis

      Now that they'v edecided this is the Way to Go, I schedule an appointment in a triple-booked slot with a PA, get 5 minutes of her time during which she doesn't really listen to what I say, orders 15 different tests, then comes back with the wrong hasty diagnosis.

      i missed the part where this is supposed to help the patient.

  21. non-controlled substances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't all prescription medications "controlled"?

  22. Prescriptions for non-controlled substances? by swb · · Score: 1

    What would be the point? Aren't all medications that require prescriptions before dispensing "controlled" substances, or are we talking about Schedule II only?

    Or will they write "prescriptions" for overpriced formulations like Ibuprofen 800 (just take 4 of the over the counter 200s)?

    I like the idea of telemedicine, I think it holds a lot of promise for reducing costs and increasing access (both in terms of speed and breadth of access), but it sucks we have to let our moronic prohibitionist mentality get in the way.

    1. Re:Prescriptions for non-controlled substances? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      I would assume that they mean anything in Schedules II through V of the controlled substances act.

      Lots of drugs are "Rx only", but that doesn't make them "controlled substances" in the legal definition.

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  23. Yet another prescription mill by hwyhobo · · Score: 1

    This is simply taking it to another level. Why make a pretense of actual examination when one can write a prescription serving as a bandaid to mask symptoms sight unseen and move on to the next "patient"? That's what most doctors do today anyway, except they go through a 5 minute theater of taking your vital signs.

    This may be a good step, however, if it results in computers one day diagnosing patients. They will possess vast medical knowledge and will actually attempt to correlate multiple symptoms. Today most doctors seem utterly incapable of not only telling a cause from effect, but also of looking systemically at more than one symptom at a time. If anyone, god forbid, has a complex issue, most will diagnose it as 5 unrelated issues, and will treat them separately, at best helping none, and usually making it worse.

    So for now, let's cut the pretense, and one day let's move to a system that may help patients instead of just separating sick people from their money.

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    1. Re:Yet another prescription mill by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Sure, some people will be idiots looking for prescriptions. But think of the number of people who every year show up at doctors' offices and emergency rooms across the country because they have cold/flu symptoms. How many millions of doctor visits can you filter out with T1 support every year?

      Imagine if every user incident was immediately sent to a developer. Even if the incident was that the user didn't have their PC plugged in. It wastes the developer's time, it could have been handled much faster by a T1 support person, and it would have left more time for the developer to focus on critical issues that are beyond the scope of T1 support.

      Heck, my wife has a vitamin B12 deficiency. She can feel certain symptoms act up when her B12 starts getting low. If she could just go down to clinic and get a B12 test, she could schedule an appointment for a shot. Unfortunately, our insurance will only cover the test if it is recommended by a doctor. So in order to get the shot, we have to deal with a doctors appointment to get the lab referral, then the lab, then an appointment for the shot, then a follow up.

      Each of those appointments are billed at $125, and the lab appointment is even more. And we pay a $25 co-pay on every one of them. Over $500 ($100 after insurance) to cover a $0.20 shot. Cutting the referral and follow up appointments to 10 minute virtual visits (which is already longer than we actually see the doc in person) drops that to $390+ and saves us 2 trips across town.

      -Rick

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    2. Re:Yet another prescription mill by bretticus · · Score: 1

      While I sympathize, there are reasons some of this takes place. What if on a macro level, anyone could just order a B12 test? You would likely have lots of unnecessary tests driving up costs for everyone. So insurance shouldn't necessarily be faulted for that. Now the $25 per visit does suck, so you would think they could come up with some kind of "package deal" for everything. Sorry :/

      One shortcut for your situation: why not just ask for the shot and ask the doctor to forgo the lab test. Getting a shot of B12 isn't going to hurt if you're not B12 deficient. If the symptoms persist, you're going to go to the the follow-up appointment anyway, and it can be addressed with the lab test then. That may or may not be possible, but it's a thought.

      It does seem like a virtual appointment (or just a phone call) might fit your situation if she is asymptomatic after the shot.

    3. Re:Yet another prescription mill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us would be better served if we could order tests/meds on our own without having to spend extra for the dr. I haven't been able to get any tests done for the past year since I lost insurance and can't see my dr. I still owe $3000 for the last test. :/ I wonder if the virtual appointments will let you get scripts for bp meds?

    4. Re:Yet another prescription mill by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Why not get her primary MD to prescribe a box of B12 injections and just do it yourself when you need to?

    5. Re:Yet another prescription mill by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Today most doctors seem utterly incapable of not only telling a cause from effect, but also of looking systemically at more than one symptom at a time.

      I largely agree with you, but in this case I've found that seeing a DO instead of an MD makes all the difference. The DOs I've seen ask questions beyond the narrow focus of the symptom(s) at hand, and will draw their conclusions based on this broader spectrum of data. MDs tend to move directly into treating the specific symptoms as you describe.

  24. Virtual doctors by dvh.tosomja · · Score: 1

    I assume these virtual doctors cure only virtual diseases.

  25. I can see this coming a mile away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    America will shortly have a large influx of Docs from China doing virtual visits. This will be another form of outsourcing. the difference is that when docs screws up and kills someone, there will not be lawsuits. Instead, China will say that the doc did not have right to practice medicine even if they had been embraced by the Chinese gov. for the last 20 years.

    The good news on this, will be that now, more professionals will re-think through what is happening with regard to the outsourcing back to China. I am just waiting for politicians to be outsourced. They will be just as corrupt, but at least will cost America less.

  26. Better than no visit at all... by ravenscar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most commenters have only mentioned that a web diagnosis is likely to be inferior to an in-person diagnosis. I generally agree with that statement.
    What I feel people are failing to catch is that a web diagnosis, conducted by a qualified individual is better than no diagnosis at all.
    How many people skip or put off doctor visits because they don't have the desire or time to block 2+ hours of their day for a 5 minute visit with a doctor? How many others can't afford $150+ for a visit? Now that you're thinking about those numbers consider how many people miss out the on the potential benefits of an early diagnosis.
    If this service can expand access to medical care and encourage more people to seek care when they need it I think it could have significant benefits. I think it also has the potential to limit unnecessary doctor/ER visits.
    As long as the doctors stay within the bounds of what they can really do on the web I think there is upside potential in this model.

    1. Re:Better than no visit at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many people skip or put off doctor visits because they don't have the desire or time to block 2+ hours of their day for a 5 minute visit with a doctor?

      Very few. In fact you might be the only one.

    2. Re:Better than no visit at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very few. In fact you might be the only one.

      Hopefully this was meant to be funny. If not, ask any doctor how often people wait far longer than they should before seeking help. While you're at it, why not ask what excuses are the most common.

    3. Re:Better than no visit at all... by bretticus · · Score: 1

      I see your point, but if the diagnosis is wrong because the evaluator had incomplete data, I fail to see how this is better. If someone diagnoses GERD (acid reflux) rather than a peptic ulcer with the potential to bleed because the person would never come in for an endoscopy, I see that as worse.

      *Disclaimer: I'm not sure if endoscopy is warranted for suspected PUD off the top of my head - treat as a hypothetical that could apply to many situations*

    4. Re:Better than no visit at all... by jacqdesign · · Score: 1

      Totally agree. More options are always better. Let the consumer decide in general. I don't like most my options I have now, especially with all the traveling I do. This is very cool, if it turns out to be bad, people will turn away quickly. If it turns out to be good, we just reduced the cost of healthcare, good deal. And like the parent says, probably increased access to atleast some type of health care.

  27. This is just unethical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no way in hell that a doctor can accurately and safely prescribe medicine after a 10 minute virtual visit with a patient, especially without a medical history or records of any kind. This is nothing more than a scheme to make money off of hypochondriacs and those who are uninsured.

  28. Also disciplinary hearings by Mastodon · · Score: 1

    Depending on your state, your medical board may not approve.

    Per TFA, the Texas board seems to have a problem with it if doctor and patient have never met in person.

  29. $9.95 per minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 minutes?! Shit, I am sold! Here in BFE Indiana, you are lucky to get 30 seconds of your doctor's time for $65 and that is after waiting in the waiting room for two hours. Physical exam? You might get a whole minute of your doctor's time if they actually listen to your chest, look at your throat, nose, ears... Usually, it is just the 30 second "what hurts? Oh. Okay..take this OR, more commonly, it is a viral thing...drink plenty of fluids, rest, call me next week."

    Why allow 10 minutes? Completely unnecessary! This online crap should only take a minute, not 10 and should be billed at $9.95/minute (limit of one minute to be enforced under ObamaCare). $600 an hour from the beach in the Bahamas is plenty...hell, make it a beach in a country without an extradition treaty and you can skip medical school! And you never need to go face to face with the contagious...how AWESOME is that?! Another Mai Tai please!

  30. I smell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a lawsuit in the making.

  31. Prescriptions are.... by mtmra70 · · Score: 1

    Prescriptions are controlled substances...otherwise you wouldn't need a prescription to get them!

    1. Re:Prescriptions are.... by maxfresh · · Score: 1

      That's not correct. Not all prescription medications are controlled substances. Controlled substances are a subset of prescription medications that have a high potential for abuse, such as narcotics, for example. They are specified in the Controlled Substances Act, and are regulated by the DEA. Controlled substances have much tighter controls placed on their prescriptions than other prescription drugs, such as limits on the number of pills that can be prescribed at one time, the number of refills permitted, requiring the use of special prescription forms, etc. In addition, prescriptions written for controlled substances are monitored, and prescribers can face investigation if they appear to be over prescribing them.

  32. Precisely! by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >Why make a pretense of actual examination when one can write a prescription serving as a bandaid
    >to mask symptoms sight unseen and move on to the next "patient"? That's what most doctors do today
    >anyway, except they go through a 5 minute theater of taking your vital signs.

    This is why I think this telemedicine is a great idea. Since the doctor examination is theater anyway, why not just run down the symptom checklist and guess at a prescription just like they do in doctor's offices anyway!

    Most of the time I have gone to the doctor when I was sick they did not bother with blood work - they just prescribed some medicine to treat my symptoms. In the few cases where they did order blood work, I was well on my own by the time the blood work came back.

    Hopefully the time is coming when you can go to your local drug store and get an instant blood test done by a machine, and then call up one of these tele-doctors to have the right medicine prescribed. Hell, maybe a computer will do the analysis and cut the doctor out of the loop entirely.

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    1. Re:Precisely! by bretticus · · Score: 1

      Since the doctor examination is theater anyway, why not just run down the symptom checklist and guess at a prescription just like they do in doctor's offices anyway!

      If this is what your doctor does, you need to find a new one.

      Most of the time I have gone to the doctor when I was sick they did not bother with blood work - they just prescribed some medicine to treat my symptoms.

      Perhaps your symptoms didn't warrant a blood test. There are hundreds of tests than can be ordered, they all cost money, and none of them are perfect. If someone has a cold, should blood tests be ordered? Of course not. The likelihood is that the person will get over their symptoms in a few days on their own. Ordering blood tests in this situation, on a macro level, will result in lots of false positives that lead to further work-up of non-existent problems. This leads to patient anxiety, possible iatrogenic diseases, and (even more) skyrocketing health costs.

      In the few cases where they did order blood work, I was well on my own by the time the blood work came back.

      Sometimes tests are negative. That doesn't mean they shouldn't have been ordered. Many other people had your symptoms, got your tests, and had a far different result.

  33. I have a bad feeling about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the company is setup in texas but where are the doctors? I have a bad feeling that you are actually calling doctors in india.

  34. Virtual Doctors Visits - Look Out by twmcneil · · Score: 1

    Next stop India. "Is there anything else I can help you with today?"

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  35. ascultation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get with the times, doctor, we're up to unicocultation now.

  36. Can you order me some Viagra without seeing me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, that's all that's important.

  37. Offshore Outsourcing, Its not Just for IT Anymore by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does this sound like code for offshore outsourcing of doctors? If the doctor doesn't have to actually see you in person then the next logical question is: Does it matter where the doctor is physically located? If the answer to that is 'no' then you can bet your bottom dollar (or rupee if you prefer) that you 'personal physician' will be some video conference station linked to some 'doctor center' in India. Of course, most American senior citizens have a hard enough time understanding Indian accented English when the get 'outsourced to India' for phone tech support so just imagine how they will feel when their doctor is outsourced too as a 'cost saving' measure. The outsourcing of front line medical services (it is already being done with back office tasks like reading x-rays) may become the next big battleground issue in the offshoring debate; the demand is there, cost is the issue in health care, and the tech makes it possible or at least plausible.

  38. robot doctors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait to cut ignorant (yet arrogant) and error-prone human doctors out of the loop altogether. I for one welcome our new virtual doctor overlords.

  39. This fills a need for sure by nilbog · · Score: 1

    This definitely fills a need - sometimes you just need a little consultation or prescription without needing a full blown appointment. Or sometimes you don't know if your symptoms require a full blown appointment or not - this would let you talk to a doctor without going through all the rigamarole. $45 seems a bit steep for 10 minutes though.

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    1. Re:This fills a need for sure by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Remember that a 10-minute visit with an MD generates at least 10 minutes of paperwork. It's $135/hr. What does your plumber charge?

  40. Creates a new market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This kind of service will blow the market open for an array of USB medical sensors. Subscribe to the service at a certain level and receive various gizmos for temp, BP, EKG, pulse Ox, and thoracic "listening." A simple webcam with a light would allow for visual inspection of just about any body part. In Belgium, one can get a doctor to make a housecall for about this much and they don't carry much more for diagnostics than what fits into a little black bag. Could work well for most.

    1. Re:Creates a new market by bretticus · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but you don't seem to know much about a proper physical exam. While USB sensors would work, I think they are pretty impractical except for your pulse ox example. If someone requires an EKG they should be coming in anyway. As for devices for auscultation (thoracic "listening") or a light for visual inspection: wishful thinking. There is a lot of technique involved in auscultation that is difficult for a professional to do, let a lone a patient without experience (or the ability reach around to their back). And I certainly would not want to rely on a crappy webcam for visualizing the body.

  41. Online Triage Tags . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Another brilliant idea! For those who have never seen a triage tag: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Deconference-2002-triage-tag.jpg

    The four color-coded groups at the bottom determine how long you can wait for treatment.

    So think about doing this online:

    Triage: Sir, are you breathing?

    Patient: No, I am not.

    Triage: Sir, do you have a pulse?

    Patient: No, I do not.

    Triage: Please print out the tag, select "Morgue," and tie it to your wrist. A hearse will be by to pick you up shortly.

    Patient: Zombie gets ride in car . . . with braaainns!

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  42. Great!! I've got a Virtual Health Insurance Plan by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    ...Its guaranteed to virtually pay for virtually everything with virtual money! Wooohooo!

  43. Re:Offshore Outsourcing, Its not Just for IT Anymo by TwilightXaos · · Score: 1

    While it may not matter where the doctor is physically located, I am sure it matters where the doctor is licensed. I doubt the Texas Board of Medicine, or any other state board, will license many doctors in a 'doctor center' in India.

  44. Herd health by kaliann · · Score: 1

    This could actually be beneficial: getting people with highly communicable diseases "seen" without exposing to a whole bunch of other people in waiting rooms.
    If they aren't sick, they aren't risking picking up something in a crowded hospital. If they are sick, they aren't going to be giving their funk to anybody or picking up a superinfection on top of their original problem. Empirical treatments like first line antibiotics don't require lab tests in most cases, and can drastically reduce the infectious potential of an affected individual.

    To say nothing of the appointments for being prescribed birth control! As long as a woman has had a yearly, a basic interview is usually all a doc needs to prescribe birth control (though some places will want a pregnancy test).

    Of course there will be cases that can't be diagnosed by this method, but by using this technology appropriately we could provide people with a service that could improve both their health and the well being of others while reducing some of the burden on in-person services.

  45. simpsons did it by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Lisa: Maybe I ought to check with the doctor.
                    [Lisa, Bart, and Homer gather around Lisa's
                    computer. She starts a program that displays a
                    medical logo -- the one with two snakes wrapped
                    around a staff]
    Snake 1: Welcome to "Virtual Doctor."
    Snake 2: From the makers of "Dragon Quest," and
                    "SimSandwich."
    Snakes 1 + 2: Enter symptoms now.
    Lisa: Let's see. [types on keyboard] Crusty sores?
    Homer: Yes.
    Lisa: Horrible wailing?
    Homer: Yes, yes!
    Lisa: Any exposure to unsanitary conditions?
    Bart: Duh! We're pigs.
    Lisa: [finishes typing] Okay. And ... diagnose. [pushes
                    a key]
    Virtual Doc: You've got: leprosy.
    Homer +
      Bart: Leprosy?! Aaah! [point at one another] Unclean!
    Bart: Unclean!
    Homer: Unclean! Help us virtual Doc! Look at me -- I'm on
                    my knees.
    Virtual Doc: Goodbye. [leaves the virtual office]
                    [Homer and Bart whimper]

  46. Virtual medicine by amightywind · · Score: 0

    Get used to a lot of "virtual" medicine with Obamacare, like in it won't be there. The taxes will be real though.

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  47. Better than no tests at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This service could work in conjunction with those Wal-mart clinics. I can also see were consumer medical equipment is instrumented for internet access thereby providing an online doctor with more information.

  48. Re:Offshore Outsourcing, Its not Just for IT Anymo by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    With the amount of Federal money currently tied up in health care reform there will be massive pressure to cut costs which means threat of Federal preemption of state licensing rules if states refuse cost cutting measures like out of state doctors. I am not saying that this is a good thing, but I can definitely see it happening. This, among other things, is one of the main reasons why so many Americans oppose health care reform as currently proposed because once the Federal government gets involved and Federal money starts flowing there will be strong pressure to centralize and control all health care and related issues at the Federal level. Naturally, this would constitute a massive expansion of the power and intrusiveness of Federal government; hence the visceral opposition of most freedom loving and clear thinking Americans.

  49. Cleveland Clinic offers virtual 2nd opinions by cbunix23 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Related to that, the Cleveland Clinic offers "Remove Medical Second Opinion". http://www.eclevelandclinic.org/myConsultHome It is a bit pricey, but this is one of the best medical centers in the world.

  50. $45 for a virtual doctor!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats a disgrace. For zero dollars I can go see a REAL GP.

    Of course, I live in a country with decent health care (Australia).

    1. Re:$45 for a virtual doctor!?! by quenda · · Score: 1

      Thats a disgrace. For zero dollars I can go see a REAL GP.

      Where do you live that still bulk-bills? (ie Medicare pays all).
      Around here that only applies to low-income families. or children.
      I guess a $20 gap payment is not too bad. Discourages time-wasters without stopping anyone who really needs to see a doctor, I hope.

  51. Offshoring. by plopez · · Score: 1

    A couple of posters, tongue in cheek, have mentioned offshoring. This is actually possible. Medical tourism has already begun and remote surgeries is beginning as well. It's only a matter of time before offshored medical care becomes common, probably driven by the health insurance companies.

    Looks like medicine may be the next profession to tank.

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    1. Re:Offshoring. by cbunix23 · · Score: 1

      There already is off-shoring of radiologists. Once the image is taken it is digitized and zipped around the world to a radiologist on the other side of the planet. This was hospitals can have access to radiologists 24/7. One of the big companies doing this is NightHawk Industries. Hospitals in the US, or at least the ones I know of in Ohio, are required to have a radiologist present at all times to read the X-ray. This fulfills that requirement. Heck, there are even people working on remote controlled robots doing surgeries. If it's remote control what difference is it if the doctor controlling the robot in in the next room, next state, or other side of the planet. People in the middle of nowhere can have access to some top-notch surgeons this way.

  52. Sounds great to me by Fished · · Score: 1

    Sounds great to me. Of course, I go to the doctor for one reason and one reason only: he has a prescription pad. I find that I'm usually better informed than he is about what's actually ailing me--something to do with him getting most of his continuing education courtesy of drug reps. Case in point... I'm a diabetic. My treatment? Low-carb diet and Metformin. His treatment? Low-fat diet and Metformin, then Metformin and Byetta, then I quit listening to him and went on a low-carb diet. Guess which one worked?

    Another case in point... chronic asthma. His treatment? Steroids, inhalers, etc. etc. My treatment? Prilosec, as I thought it was being caused by Gastric Reflux (at the time a prescription med.) Guess which one worked?

    In this day of Google, it's amazing how much a smart, critical thinker can find out about their own health. I just wish the law would recognize that with drugs that don't have high abuse potential, maybe I have the right to buy whatever I think would help me. Or maybe even with drugs that do have abuse potential.

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  53. Prescriptions for non-controlled substances?! by alleycat0 · · Score: 1

    What the heck does the ability to "prescribe anything short of controlled substances" mean when only controlled substances require prescriptions in the first place??!!??

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  54. Online gynecologist by Santzes · · Score: 1

    Could I open one like this and claim to be a gynecologist? If I'd get paid for watching webcam porn I'd be rich

  55. Also a med student (somewhat more cynical) by Goraek · · Score: 1

    dude, it's a script writing service :p anything more and would get sued into the stone-age.
    looking at the how health operates in the US, they're giving the razor for free and charging for the blades. $45 for a con-sult and here's the repeats on 50 different drugs. You know who's pockets are going to be padded from this.

    The sad thing is that they'll be going after the people that can't afford to see a "real-doctor" and will simply be promoting pill-popping.
    A couple of GOMERs will get killed by some kid straight out of internship using this system, there'll be lawsuits, crying, hugging. Maybe some kind of new oversight or regulations and a bunch of executives will go for a swim in their money bin.

    what can you say? it's not as though the "real" medical system in the US can handle the steaming-masses..

  56. Good- it isn't replacement for a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doctors shouldn't fear this. All it does is keep patients from feeling pain. I was in major pain last night and all I needed to know was if i could take thee pain killer pills instead of two. Ended up going to the emergency room. Ended up with a better solution- but the emergency had to get an exception for me to be treated The severe pain I was kept me from sleeping and wasn't going away. I had been one different meds, seen lots of doctors, and had severe pain for over a month, and it was something that was on and off for several months. I had an appointment scheduled in a far away land (big city with a hospital with specialized division) 10 days away and this was the third time in the ER. They finally called that big far away hospital with the special division and found out how to treat me and it was so simple that they just did it on the spot. It took one hour.

  57. Paypal won't mind the Doc-in-the-Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But, *of course*, $45 for a *guaranteed* ten minutes of access to an *actual* MD [or nurse practitioner or physician's assistant]is probably well... worth it (?)"

    I used to joke with friends who worked in hospital about the fact that somewhere, out there, the world's least qualified doctor was practicing medicine. We all hoped that he improved without serious incident. All of a sudden, I have a prescient feeling that I know how to access his service without ever having him ask me to turn my head and cough. (Cue the sound of a throat clearing.)

    Oh, and at $270/hr with virtually no overhead, the profits will be rolling in. And being that no one working for these companies need be located anywhere in particular, the wages and quality of service can go the way of all other off-shored business. I wonder if the docs will speak American English any better than the rest of their countrymen... in Bangalore or wherever the "talent" will be located? And what will they be called, Doctor 1U? Ironically, we can't import drugs from other countries legally, but that's because it interferes with profitable, established business models that the stockholder friends of congressmen pay to preserve. In this new case, the 'efficiencies' will be good for us all.

    If this is new model is successful, someday you'll be able to lease time in a tele-medicine clinic and perform your own surgery, on yourself, from a distance. And if there's malpractice, you can still have a fool for an attorney, up close and personal, providing you survive.

    They'll call the new service, Suture Yourself!

  58. IN SOCIALIST AMERIKA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doctor virtually visits you

  59. This is what they ALL do. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    >If this is what your doctor does, you need to find a new one.

    This is what very doctor I've ever been to does. I've quit going to the doctor when I get sick, because there is no cure available. All they do is ask you what your symptoms are, and write a prescription for medicine to address the symptoms.

    Really - I could check my symptoms off of a web page with the same level of effectiveness. The doctor is completely relying on me, the patient, to tell them what is wrong with me, so that they can prescribe the appropriate medicine.

    >Perhaps your symptoms didn't warrant a blood test. There are hundreds of tests than can be ordered,
    >they all cost money, and none of them are perfect. If someone has a cold, should blood tests be ordered?
    >Of course not. The likelihood is that the person will get over their symptoms in a few days on their own.
    >Ordering blood tests in this situation, on a macro level, will result in lots of false positives that
    >lead to further work-up of non-existent problems. This leads to patient anxiety, possible iatrogenic
    >diseases, and (even more) skyrocketing health costs.

    Thank you for exactly proving my point. Because testing is expensive and often inconclusive, most doctors don't perform any real diagnostics on their patients. They simply ask them "what's wrong with you", and, based on what the patient describes, they guess at an appropriate medicine to treat those symptoms. I have often wondered what it would be like to just go to the doctor and say nothing more than "I am sick" and see if they could figure it out.

    As it is, diagnosis is based on patient interview. A web page could do that.

    I think most of the time going to a "doctor" is overkill. No doubt, when you have a serious illness or injury and they have figured out what is actually wrong with you, all those expensive skill sets definitely come into play in solving the problem.

    But going to the doctor with any non-obvious illness is pretty much a waste of time. Nobody has the ability to actually diagnose.

    I want my Star Trek medicine.

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  60. First line by DrYak · · Score: 1

    If it is competently organised, it can work safely :
    As long as it is only organised as a "first-line", just to take care of the most simple problem, and recommend going to a clinic for everything else.

    Simple uncomplicated disease are much common than obscure syndromes (no matter what you might think after seeing "House, MD"). Lots of people come to the doctor just because they have the same flu/cold/runny nose as anyone else in town and just want to get a prescription for a couple of meds (As in "I don't have any aspirin left at home and need a prescription otherwise the insurance won't reimburse it").

    If these phone- / web- doctors are limited to only obvious cases, and throughly ask the proper questions to be sure that nothing suspicious is happening, and clearly inform the patient that he/she should consult a doctor in real-life if anything new/unexpected happens or if the disease takes longer than it should, if everything is done clearly to identify which cases are simple and could be done over the phone, this kind of web-doctors could work. And in fact could help diminish the load put on clinics/hospitals due to simple uncomplicated cases.

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