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The LHC, Black Holes, and the Law

KentuckyFC writes "Now that the physicists have had their say over the safety of the Large Hadron Collider, a law professor has produced a comprehensive legal study addressing the legal issue that might arise were a court to deal with a request to halt a multi-billion-dollar particle-physics experiment (abstract). The legal issues make for startling reading. The analysis discusses the problem with expert witnesses, which is that any particle physicists would be afraid for their livelihoods and anybody else afraid for their lives. How can such evidence be relied upon? It examines the well established legal argument that death is not a redressable injury under American tort law, which could imply that the value in any cost-benefit analysis of the future of the Earth after it had been destroyed is zero (there would be nobody to compensate). It asks whether state-of-the-art theoretical physics is really able to say that the LHC is safe given that a scientific theory that seems unassailable in one era may seem naive in the next. But most worrying of all, it points out that the safety analyses so far have all been done by CERN itself. The question left open by the author is what verdict a court might reach."

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  1. We'll save the justice system first.... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, this is relevant because in the event of an LHC-created black hole destroying the planet, we will of course launch into space a "lifeboat" containing a judge, defense and plaintiff lawyers, Rusty the Bailiff to keep everyone in line, and one token normal person to be the plaintiff. Justice will be served no matter what the damage to the planet is.

    1. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by cthulu_mt · · Score: 5, Funny

      So even if we blow up the planet we still won't have killed all the lawyers.

      Shakespeare called and he doesn't like your scenario.

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    2. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by snowgirl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Of course, this is relevant because in the event of an LHC-created black hole destroying the planet, we will of course launch into space a "lifeboat" containing a judge, defense and plaintiff lawyers, Rusty the Bailiff to keep everyone in line, and one token normal person to be the plaintiff. Justice will be served no matter what the damage to the planet is.

      I seem to recall that some physics thought that before the Trinity Explosion, that perhaps an atom explosion would vaporise the entire atmosphere.

      One guy on the site is even ranting about the LHC actually being a "quark cannon", and says that (paraphrasing) "cosmic rays are single atoms" and in the same sentence (because it's a runon, like this one) that we've never observed a quark in cosmic rays. All credibility is lost with that, and that's the problem with even debating this issue... the average person has no real decent understanding of the actual risks involved, but if they know about it, they get all paranoid, and someone breaks out the SciFi.

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    3. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny
    4. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Cryacin · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean the SyFy

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    5. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by Surt · · Score: 3, Informative

      It only has to escape an earth mass black hole, so about 12km/s will do.

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    6. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, in the original context , that "kill all the lawyers" line is in praise of lawyers, for they are obstacles to a tyrant's plans.

      No it was a praise to tyrant's since they kill lawyers. .

    7. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by fractoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shakespeare called and he doesn't like your scenario.

      Shakespeare? I believe it was Ripley that said things about "from orbit" and "to be sure". Although she was talking about something a lot easier to eradicate than lawyers...

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    8. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Funny

      How fast will this lifeboat be traveling? If this lifeboat is to be escaping a black hole.. it'd have to be moving pretty fast.

      Is it an African lifeboat or a European lifeboat?

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    9. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey you are right! Your link returns 404.

    10. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by qc_dk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Until you realize that "lifeboat" is a misnomer. You will only have a small amount of time before you run out of oxygen/food and while you slowly starve to death you'll have to listen to lawyers arguing a case. So "deathboat of extreme boredom" is a more accurate name.

    11. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by dimeglio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My bad: Try this one.

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    12. Re:We'll save the justice system first.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm not qualified to judge the arguments of the guy behind that web site on their merits alone. However, I've also read his story, and it seems that everyone he tried to correspond with regarding his theories quite openly said that he's wrong. If he is to be believed, there is in fact a "global conspiracy" of GR scientists that covers up for the non-existence of black holes and some other stuff (e.g. he also claims that Big Bang theory is fundamentally wrong).

      Furthermore, he does seem to get pretty personal, with some implications that I don't like the sound of:

      "Anyone who was rude or otherwise behaved as a smart-arse I responded to bluntly. And I still do, since I refuse to turn cheeks, having discovered that the majority of people understand only the power of money and the persuasiveness of force. So if it's a fight they want then it's a fight they'll get. Pasty-faced softies however, cloistered away in universities are not much of a challenge; but there are so many of them, like cane toads in the breeding season. And so I now make no bones about how I view blokes who, like K. Thorne and Ned Wright, prance about with long pony tails and matching sandals, or wear earings and otherwise dress and behave like girls (most "male" physicsts nowadays)."

      which makes all other claims of misconduct toward him on behalf of other people highly suspect, in my opinion.

  2. oh well by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's the point of living but to try to understand our universe and find the true answer to life,universe, and everything. Everything else is just fluff.

    1. Re:oh well by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

      We're past that climax... the answer's 42. Google it.

    2. Re:oh well by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please keep your mythological beliefs to yourself.

      Tell that to all the Pastafarians on Slashdot who talk about Internet piracy in a climate change story or vice versa.

    3. Re:oh well by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since no one has guessed it:

      October 10th, 2010 is 10/10/10, or 101010 which is 42 in binary.

      Bonus is that you can rearrange the 2 digit month/day/year any way you want and still get 42.

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  3. STFU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The LHC will not destroy the world.

    1. Re:STFU by darkmeridian · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's entirely the attitude the article addresses: hubris. The scientists don't think that it will explode, but do you understand the issues involved or are you blindly listening to them? No one really understands string theory or what might happen when you smash particles at high energies. The chances are small that a major event would occur. However, if the LHC causes great damages, who pays? Would Anonymous Coward be held responsible?

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    2. Re:STFU by wagnerrp · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not hubris, it's simple probability. The energy levels of the LHC are not that impressive, they are just several times greater than we have ever before produced in a controlled lab environment. The LHC is only rated for operation at 14TeV (1.4e13), while the highest energy cosmic rays recorded are on the order of 100EeV (1e20). If these particles have hit Earth at sufficient frequency that we have detected them on several occurrences, and we haven't yet collapsed into a black hole, what are the chances that the LHC will do so?

    3. Re:STFU by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Informative

      No one really understands string theory or what might happen when you smash particles at high energies.

      Correct.

      The chances are small that a major event would occur.

      Incorrect. For billions of years, the earth has been bombarded with energies higher than what the LHC is capable of producing. However, they were random in nature and couldn't be observed because they were gone before anyone knew they happened. The LHC approximates some of these larger collisions. They can do nothing there that hasn't happened trillions of times already. And if it was going to do something, it would have by now.

    4. Re:STFU by Aceticon · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not hubris, it's simple probability. The energy levels of the LHC are not that impressive, they are just several times greater than we have ever before produced in a controlled lab environment. The LHC is only rated for operation at 14TeV (1.4e13), while the highest energy cosmic rays recorded are on the order of 100EeV (1e20). If these particles have hit Earth at sufficient frequency that we have detected them on several occurrences, and we haven't yet collapsed into a black hole, what are the chances that the LHC will do so?

      but ... but ... but ... the LHC is on the French-Swiss border: that must affect the laws of physics somehow ...

    5. Re:STFU by Boronx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are other possibilities, but even if you are right, history is not destiny.

    6. Re:STFU by jopsen · · Score: 2, Funny

      The LHC will destroy the world. Just as it is a well known fact that if we try to build a space elevator, workers will spontaneously begin speaking different languages...
      </sarcasm>

    7. Re:STFU by Str1der · · Score: 2, Insightful

      same time.

  4. US LAW ? by Tensor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who cares what the American law says ? Its built by CERN, its in the France-Switzerland border ...

    1. Re:US LAW ? by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think CERN would be declared an Terrorist Organization and the scientists individually deemed Enemy Combatants.

    2. Re:US LAW ? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoa there bucko. Sweden is next to France?!

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    3. Re:US LAW ? by msimm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes but it's important and THAT makes it American! ;-)

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    4. Re:US LAW ? by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...its in the France-Switzerland border...

      Whoa there bucko. Sweden is next to France?!

      I bet I can guess what country you're from.

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    5. Re:US LAW ? by Le+Tmraire · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, and Australia is on the other side.

    6. Re:US LAW ? by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The British kangaroo system of libel law is a prime example.

      Not to defend the moronic state of libel law in this country, but many of the current problems are in large part down to case law created by one Judge: Mr Justice Eady.
      Hopefully a government will find time to implement statute to override his dumb judgements, but libel law isn't a big political topic, and hey, whilst the judgements are stupid, they bring money into the British justice system from abroad...

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  5. Ugh by dexmachina · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It asks whether state-of-the-art theoretical physics is really able to say that the LHC is safe given that a scientific theory that seems unassailable in one era may seem naive in the next.

    And yet again, a basic understanding of the fundamental scientific process causes people to say foolish things. "Previous scientific theories were proven wrong, so we shouldn't trust current theories" blah blah blah. Previous scientific theories weren't proven wrong, just incomplete, as has been said thousands upon thousands of time. Under restricted conditions, they are still "right"- in the scientific sense of the word, which is "matches observation to our more precise measurements". OK, so people want to make the, "LHC is an extreme condition and so outside the tested realm of theory." Yeah. No. Not at all. The exact same theory which predicts that black holes could be created predicts that they are also being constantly created in the earth's atmosphere. And the exact same theory predicts that they evaporate via Hawking radiation, etc. You don't get to have it both ways. And this is where people's arguments get really silly: "But, you could be completely wrong!" Yes. I suppose we could. But in that case, we could be wrong in an infinite number of ways. And an earth destroying black hole would require us to be wrong in a very specific way on par with, "Our knowledge of electricity could be wrong and some magical circuit with just the right components will end all of reality as we know it."

    Arguing that theoretical physicists would be likely to be biased is, if possible, even dumber than the LHC panic arguments. You don't need a PhD to understand that the whole hysteria is retarded. In fact, suggesting that you do is creating a false dichotomy: either you need to be a particle physicist, or you're just taking their word for it. Seriously, this "analysis" will probably do more harm than good.

    Now can we as a society please move on?

    1. Re:Ugh by causality · · Score: 4, Funny

      Previous scientific theories weren't proven wrong, just incomplete, as has been said thousands upon thousands of time.

      So, care to calculate some epicycles for us?

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    2. Re:Ugh by dexmachina · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know you probably meant that as a joke, but the fact is that the epicycle model fit observable data quite nicely. A physical model may be incorrect, but a mathematical model, which is what actually makes testable hypotheses, that fits the data can only ever be incomplete.

    3. Re:Ugh by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And an earth destroying black hole would require us to be wrong in a very specific way on par with, "Our knowledge of electricity could be wrong and some magical circuit with just the right components will end all of reality as we know it."

      As a physicist, I'm not losing a lot of sleep over the LHC-ends-the-world scenario. However, I think you've overstated the case a little bit.

      Here's what would have to happen for it to be the end of the world:

      1. There would have to be extra dimensions, or else black holes could not be formed at the LHC.
      2. The black holes would have to be stable against spontaneous decay.
      3. The hypothetical mechanism of producing black holes would have to always produce electrically neutral ones (or else the earth would have already been destroyed by naturally occurring, charged black holes).
      4. There would have to be some reason why naturally occurring, electrically neutral black holes haven't destroyed all the white dwarfs and neutron stars.

      Evaluating the plausibility of these:

      1. I wouldn't bet a six-pack on it, but lots of theorists are working on theories involving extra dimensions. It's a long shot, but it's not crazy.
      2. This requires a violation of the fundamental laws of quantum mechanics (unitarity and time-reversal symmetry). However, we already know that the fundamental principles of quantum mechanics are incompatible with general relativity, so this isn't as crazy as it sounds.
      3. This would be very surprising, since there is no known reason for the production method to never produce anything with electric charge. Nevertheless, "surprising" isn't the same as "impossible."
      4. This is similar to #3.

      If you could assign probabilities to all of these, they'd be small probabilities. Multiplying all the small probabilities together, you get a very small probability, which is why physicists aren't worried about the end of the world. Nevertheless, it's not completely impossible.

      If you want a relatively high-probability end-of-the-world scenario, I'll give you one. Pakistan and India have a nuclear war. Current attempts to model nuclear winter say that such an exchange might actually cause a nuclear winter. Agriculture breaks down world-wide. The human race becomes extinct.

  6. Going in circles by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The scientific theories that are relied upon to show the LHC is safe may eventually prove to be false, or at least short-sighted. However, these same theories are what led people to consider the possibility of black hole production in the first place. If those theories are taken away, then the reason for concern also disappears.

    If we are going to take the prevailing theories to be unreliable, then all that remains is common sense. Someone might raise the concern that a car collision would lead to a devastating black hole, if it happened in exactly the wrong way. There is no reason to take this concern seriously given the number of accidents which the earth has already survived. Similarly, there is no reason to think that the LHC will produce anything more dramatic than the high-energy particle collisions occurring in our atmosphere every day.

    1. Re:Going in circles by IrquiM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, these same theories are what led people to consider the possibility of black hole production in the first place. If those theories are taken away, then the reason for concern also disappears.

      What I haven't seen is a person that understand the current theories, argue for the possibility of a black hole that could swallow the earth being generated by the LHC. I choose to believe the people who understand the theories.

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    2. Re:Going in circles by MrMickS · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you trying to say that only one-fourth of Americans are retarded?

      There. I fixed it for you.

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  7. These arguments could be used with AGW too. by NtroP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems to me the same arguments could be made for the "expert witnesses" (and if you take the Climate-Change-will-destroy-humanity crowd at their word, the cost-benefit analysis as well) in the AGW debate.

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    1. Re:These arguments could be used with AGW too. by bunratty · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've heard climatologists say that we may have reached a tipping point, meaning that no matter how much we reduce carbon dioxide emissions we could be locked into several degrees Celsius temperature rise and several meters of sea level rise. That will be costly, but it's not going to destroy humanity, or even human civilization.

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  8. Sssh! We're ok as long as we don't ask.. by Exp315 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're neither dead nor alive so long as nobody looks into this issue. :-)

  9. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by aXis100 · · Score: 4, Informative

    If it actually occuurred, an LHC black hole wouldnt swallow the solar system. It wouldnt even swallow the moon. It would have the same mass as the earth and would continue to follow roughly the same orbit (not accounting for solar wind and photon momentum).

  10. In a way I blame certain scientists by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I mean they make it sound like when something turns into a black hole it gains "More gravity" and sucks everything around into it which is utterly not true. (If a stellar mass BH went through our solar system the most likely thing it would do to the Earth is distort it's orbit and or move the Sun.) I mean we're talking about creating black holes so small they could literally go straight through a proton and miss all the quarks inside, sucking up nothing. Hey that reminds me, electrons and quarks don't have a size, they're singularities.(Kind of like the things they want to make in the LHC.) However they've never been observed to act like a BH even though you'd think they would. So that makes me think even if they made a singularity that small it wouldn't act like a BH either.

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    1. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey that reminds me, electrons and quarks don't have a size, they're singularities.

      I thought strings have replaced the point singularities. Granted were talking the Planck distance here, but still not a dimensionless point.

    2. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 4, Informative

      "String theory" is just a hypothesis. No one's managed to actually predict anything useful with it. Until a testable prediction is confirmed it's nothing but interesting math. Also, the strings are one dimensional singularities, so even if it's correct they're still singularities (like a ring black hole.)

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    3. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by dkf · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hey that reminds me, electrons and quarks don't have a size, they're singularities.

      You fail at quantum mechanics.

      Electrons aren't particles in any truly useful sense, they're waves. If they weren't, we wouldn't have electron orbitals and absolutely none of organic chemistry could work. (OK, they're quantized waves, which gives them some particulate characteristics, but not ones like "position" in any sense that matches the concept used for singularities.)

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    4. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by razvan784 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Electrons and quarks are NOT singularities, they're described by wave equations. They're not balls or points or anything like that either. They are "spread out" in space and time if you will. Only because they have significant momentum due to thermal motion, their spread is so small they look like points. If you cool them down to fractions of a kelvin you get Bose-Einstein condensates that actually do look like waves.

    5. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, yeah, I know. I've read three books on it now, and the main support seems to be "but the maths work so well!" :)

      Then they get to the part about needing a particle accelerator with a diameter that could contain the Oort Cloud just to do basic tests. After that is the chapter on holographic theory, and I realize the theoretical physics world has basically gone completely wrong in the head.

      But, hey, the maths work out! All those nasty zeros in infinities go away.

    6. Re:In a way I blame certain scientists by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Informative

      GGP failed at QM because quarks and electrons are *not* singularities.

  11. Re:Read the disclaimer by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

    If we don't agree to the shrinkwrap terms, can we take the LHC back to the point of purchase for a full refund?

  12. Re:There's a fundamental problem with this... by nedlohs · · Score: 2, Informative

    You misunderstand the meaning of the statement, it has the opposite implication.

    Death is not redressable, which means if you do in fact destroy the entire planet the cost of doing so is 0. So you might as well go ahead and take the risk no matter how large.

  13. Re:markyg by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you make a tiny black hole you start a race between evaporation and accretion. The black hole may well evaporate before it collects enough mass to be stable, but it is difficult to be completely sure about this. In theory the black hole can start from the mass of an atom and increase in mass to the mass of the Earth (plus us of course).

  14. Re:Read the disclaimer by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as Magrathea has a backup I say we go for it.

  15. Schrodinger's Attorney? by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know there's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't quite figure it out.

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    1. Re:Schrodinger's Attorney? by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know there's a joke in there somewhere, I just can't quite figure it out.

      Not Schrodinger's Attorney. Maxwell's DA.

      See, when you make humourous reference to Maxwell, the joke and the punchline are effortlessly sorted into the right order. With Schrodinger jokes, on the other hand, you never know whether it's going to be funny or not until you tell it, and by then it's too late.

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    2. Re:Schrodinger's Attorney? by RockDoctor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Q: How long does a lawyer in a sealed box with poison gas bomb live?
      A: Who cares?

      A 2 :The cat.

      Would you want to spend half of an eternity locked up with a lawyer?
      No.
      Neither would the cat (assuming that the cat is an intelligent rational being; their ready acquisition of staff instead of masters supports the idea that they are intelligent and rational). So, the cat would do something about the situation.
      This same logic has been used to show that (Schrodinger's) cat has learned how to travel in time. Presumably our new (old) time travelling feline overlords, (of whom I have been a welcoming devoted slave since before they will have had declared themselves) are also protecting us from the LHC universe-melting attempts.

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  16. Common sense required; hopeless... by KonoWatakushi · · Score: 4, Informative

    The argument for safety is very simple, and it doesn't require a physicist to make it. Sadly, it does require common sense, which is likely to be absent in this case.

    Anyway, here it is: the Earth has been--and continues to be--bombarded by cosmic rays of immensely greater energies than found in the LHC. After billions of years without incident, one can only conclude that any problems must not be very significant, as we are here after all.

    We aren't off the hook though; even if the LHC may not be capable of destroying the Earth, the lawyers are certainly doing a fine job.

    1. Re:Common sense required; hopeless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, their energies (and velocities) are on a whole range that includes the velocities we are talking about achieving in the LHC. See the picture in this article and note that the energies of LHC particles are on the order of 10^12 ev; that is, well within the middle of the range. Furthermore, the energy of a proton depends solely on its velocity; there is nothing else to talk about when it comes to protons. A proton from space is the same as a proton in the LHC.

    2. Re:Common sense required; hopeless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      1. Your average cosmic ray consists of a boson: i.e., a hydrogen ion or a neutron. The consequences of the earth getting hit by one at slow velocities are pretty minimal.

      2. There is very little about what the LHC does which remains "at rest," anyway. We're talking about ramming atoms into each other, yes? At high speeds?

  17. Re:No by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Brian Cox: "Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat."

    To which I will invoke Clarke's first law:

    When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

    Arthur C Clarke would have loved this debate BTW. I am sorry he can't be here. I am off to read Childhoods End again.

  18. False premise by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The lawyer is basing his findings on a false premise: "any particle physicists would be afraid for their livelihoods". This is not the case. There are a lot of particle physicists that are not working for CERN and whose research does no depend on CERN nor the LHC.

    Also the bit about "anybody else afraid for their lives". I am not afraid for my life.

    I am neither a particle physicist nor afraid for my life, there is no problem.

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  19. Re:Interesting and sobering. by adonoman · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's plenty of scientists who can discuss these topics rationally and humbly, they just make for really boring television. Nobody wants to listen to details or actually learn the theories and math behind the headlines, we just want a fight.

  20. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by Gerzel · · Score: 3, Informative

    more likely it would have the same mass as an LHC, or rather a particle in the LHC which would almost certainly vaporize before it ran into another particle to swallow given the average density of particles on earth.

  21. Re:Interesting and sobering. by neiras · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's plenty of scientists who can discuss these topics rationally and humbly, they just make for really boring television.

    The LHC webcams, on the other hand, make for really panic-inducing television.

  22. Redundant by XanC · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think that "Redundant" mod refers to your use of "cockroaches" and "lawyers" as separate.

    1. Re:Redundant by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I know now that I look back at it.


      Do you know why they bury lawyers twelve feet under rather than six?


      Because deep down, they're really good people.

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  23. Re:There's a fundamental problem with this... by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a morbid mathematical-legal job called an actuary who practices in dealing with the estimated worth of people. See, there's no value in a person's death, but what the person would have earned should they have not died at that point can be computed and awarded to to the estate in a wrongful death lawsuit. Go ask O.J. Simpson. The LAPD bungled the investigation to the point there was reasonable doubt in the criminal trial... but O.J. got held liable on the more-likely-than-not standard in the civil trial, and now any money he touches belongs to the family of Ron Goldman.

  24. Re:I don't think this is worth doing. by aXis100 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Oh yeah, I agree completely. Chances are such a small singularity would pass through all other matter and not touch anything.

    But on the outside chance that it did touch something and start growing, eventually consuming the earth, it would pretty much stop there. There's simply no other mass to pull in that isn't in a stable orbit.

  25. If there is zero chance.... by thinktech · · Score: 2, Insightful

    then why didn't the risk assessment team place the risk at zero? If the risk is greater than zero, then why take a chance with the entire planet? Within a few decades this would be entirely possible to do on the moon.

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  26. Re:No by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

    I once asked a distinguished but elderly scientist whether there was a large elephant on my head. He said he thinks that a large invisible elephant sitting on my head is impossible. Since he is very probably wrong, that means it is more likely than not that I've had an elephant sitting on my head for many years and didn't know.

    In other words, that's just silly. The LHC will produce smaller collisions than found in nature. It just does it where we can see the results. It has the same chance (I'll grant as non-zero) of destroying the planet as crashing the latest Ford over at the IIHS or NHTSA test sites. Just because no other crash has created a black hole among the tens of millions of automobile crashes in the wild and other test sites, doesn't mean the next one won't, right? The chance of that Ford making a black hole and consuming the earth is the same as the LHC. Except the LHC is approximating something that hasn't been done just tens of millions of times, but trillions of times or more. All without incident. Yet the one done by man will end the earth when all the ones in the wild never did? Sure, and the IIHS crash test will end the world as well.

    Arthur C Clarke would have loved this debate BTW.

    No one enjoys debating with the willfully ignorant. Arthur C Clarke included.

  27. No, we didn't by mbstone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Mr. Layman,

    We lawyers often have to quickly develop expertise in this or that technical subject depending on the case, and we have to know the subject matter cold in order to engage in meaningful examination of the witnesses. ("Isn't it true, Mr. Developer, that you typed 'i++' instead of '++i', causing the stack to overflow and necessitating a scram of the atomic pile?") You might remember the episode of "ER" where they had a lawyer who knew his medicine so well that the doctors would let him operate on people.

    In the LHC scenario you describe, a successful civil action based on negligence might require service of a summons with near-infinite mass traveling at 0.99C. We're used to this.

  28. I'm going with the probabilities... by meerling · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's see:
    flying monkeys crawling out your rectum > LHC destroying the world > homosexual leprechaun giving you magical money tree that grows $100 bills for leaves and has cocaine filled nuts

    Of course, it's kind of hard to prove any of those is absolutely impossible, but you sure can calculate them as having absurdly low odds.... (So low, that if you tried to count the zeros between the decimal point and the first non-zero digit you'd fall asleep long before you got to it. That's why scientists like using those funny looking math formulas most of the LHC haters can't understand.)

    Sorry Slashdotters, but I'm getting sick of this paranoid ignorant jihad to crucify a rather expensive but potentially critical piece of research.
    If you want to whine about how much money is being used, fine, it's a bloody lot. (Though it's less than the cost of 10 stealth bombers.)
    If you want to whine about how 'pure research' isn't useful, fine. (When electricity was still in the 'pure research' stage and the question was raised as to what use was it, a famous scientist replied "what use is a baby"...)
    If you want to spout conspiracy theories (yours or other peoples), please go back to your paranoid blogs and leave this stuff to people who actually passed grade school math and science classes without cheating. (Many slashdotters have actually passed college level classes on trig, calculus, and even physics.)

    Now lawyers are jumping into the mess when they aren't asked to.
    What are the lawyers going to do next, threaten to sue people for not preparing for the fantasized, err, 'predicted' 2012 world disaster?

    At least these media spawned circuses keeps the reporters from investigating my secret genesplicing experiments to create parasitic miniaturized colon dwelling hybridized eagle-macaques.

    Thanks, take a break, and laugh at the stupidity before you drown in it...

  29. ...but wrong by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Epicycles do not depend on the Earth being the centre of the Universe. They are a way of approximating observations when you don't have ellipses and Kepler's laws to work with. I suspect one reason that Kupfernigk(Copernicus) delayed publication was that by the end of de Revolutionibus he had just as many epicycles and deferents as the Ptolemaic theory - because the observations he worked with were better and there was more to explain.

    Epicycles were used because they had, wait for it, predictive power - they predicted future events quite well. In the state of knowledge at the time, with observations made from the Earth, it was natural to use the Earth as the frame of reference. The simple heliocentric theory is equally "wrong" from that point of view - the center of the Sun is not the exact center of the Solar System.

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    1. Re:...but wrong by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Epicycles had terrible predicting power, they had to be adjusted constantly and the adjustments required made the epicycle idea mostly unusable. At the same time when epicycles were in use others suggested that the idea can be simplified if the Earth is not taken to be the center (or halfway from the center to be precise) but if the Sun was to be the center of motion. This did not catch on until much later.

  30. Re:markyg by rve · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you make a tiny black hole you start a race between evaporation and accretion. The black hole may well evaporate before it collects enough mass to be stable, but it is difficult to be completely sure about this. In theory the black hole can start from the mass of an atom and increase in mass to the mass of the Earth (plus us of course).

    I am not a physiscist, but...

    The gravitational pull of a body with the mass of a sub atomic particle is not very great. It won't be sucking matter towards itself like a gravitational vacuum cleaner. Another particle would have to get extremely close to pass the event horizon:

    According to google, the event horizon is 2GM/c^2:

    So for a black hole with the mass of a proton:

    (2 x 6.7 e -11 * 1.7 e -27) / (3.0 e+8 ** 2) = 2.5e-54 meter. That distance is about 2.1e-39 times smaller than the radius of the proton, or some 1/7500th of the planck length.

    The escape velocity according to google is:
    v = sqrt(2GM/r)

    So with the proton mass black hole and at a distance of one proton radius, that would be about:

    sqrt((2 * 6.7e-11 * 1.7e-27) / 1.2e-15) = 1.4e-11 m/s

    Even something dead and buried moves faster than that due to thermal motion.

    If my thinking is correct, I don't see how a microscopic black hole would be capable of any accretion. I haven't dabbled in science in many many years, so what I wrote above is probably mostly wrong, but I doubt it's so wrong that these microscopic black holes actually do function as an all devouring inescapable cosmic vacuum cleaner.

  31. Answers to the panic theory by AlecC · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wrong. You just need a sufficient mass within a small enough volume; the graviton is something else again, about which the LHC says nothing. The theory causing panic is that the energy in a collision in the LHC is large enough that, if it were compressed into a volume the size of a single Planck length (believed to be the smallest possible length), it would form a black hole. This can be checked by simple arithmetic. This assumes, of course, that it can actually achieve (by unspecified means) the Planck length (10^-35 m, 10^20 times smaller than the proton), which is many orders of magnitude smaller than the smallest thing we know. Of course, according to current theory, such a tiny black hole will, as you say, evaporate within a time too small to measure. But, say the worriers, suppose the theory is wrong? Three answers to that:

    Firstly, the theory that says that the femto-black-hole will evaporate is from the same body of physics as the theory that says it can be created in the first place, You cannot pick and choose: if you throw out one half, you cannot call upon the other. So where is the theory that says the black holes will be created?

    Secondly, the chance that the particle is created at rest with respect to the Earth is negligible. With the huge amounts of energy pumped into this tiny mass, a minutely small residual energy will give this black hole a residual velocity far in excess of the Earth's escape velocity, so it will instantly whizz off into space at some significant fraction of C.

    Thirdly, even if it does stay in the earth's proximity (and if the the direction of whizz is through the Earth in the previous paragraph), it is so tiny that its chance of interacting with any other atoms is truly negligible. People have done the calculations, and the rate of accretion is so slow that it will not become a problem within the expected lifetime of the Earth.

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  32. Re:No by dkleinsc · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. There exist distinguished but elderly scientists who are strong atheists (that is, believe that God cannot exist).
    2. Clarke's First Law.
    Ergo, God exists.

    Something seems a bit flawed there.

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  33. Event horizon by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    electrons and quarks don't have a size, they're singularities.

    Every singularity has a size, namely that of its surrounding event horizon.

  34. Maybe the scientists are worried too by qmaqdk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One would think the scientists are at least as worried about their lives as they are about their livelihood.

    Can you imagine them saying "Let's destroy the planet so that we can get this grant."?

    Doesn't really make any sense.

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  35. Re:No by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yet the one done by man will end the earth when all the ones in the wild never did?

    The other ones were Natural. These new ones are made from harsh chemicals and might give the Earth cancer.

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  36. Re:Black hole with earth-mass? I fail physics? by kalirion · · Score: 2

    It's not the mass alone that makes something a black hole, it's the density. For an object of the same mass as Earth to be a black hole, it has to be really tiny. But since the Earth's mass is spread out across the Earth's volume, it's just a normal planet.

  37. Law != Justice and it's European Law at that! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    LHC was designed to shed light on why there is matter at all in this universe.

    No, it was designed to determine why fundamental particles have mass. It may shed some light on the matter/anti-matter imbalance but that is not its primary design goal.

    But, matter is not all that matters, there is also justice.

    Indeed there is. First it is worth mentioning that law is not the same as justice and never has been. It is a best approximation to the concept that we have come up with but laws are by no means always just. Additionally since the LHC is built in Europe and NOT the US it is European law/justice which is relevant. So frankly this study is not worth the paper it is written on since US courts can huff and puff all they like and make not one whit of difference - expect perhaps preventing US groups from working on it which, since it is already built, will probably only caue a delay in analyses. Of course it would be very damaging to US physicists and even this threat will make it harder to convince the international community to build any future facilities in the US where such idiocy apparently has a better chance of success.

    Its seems there is nothing anybody can do, mostly because nobody really cares.

    Correction: nobody really believes the idiots going around predicting the end of the world. This is a very good sign because it shows that deep down the majority of people really do believe in science and not what the latest scaremonger with a tenuous grasp of reality thinks will garner them the most attention.