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Man Uses Drake Equation To Explain Girlfriend Woes

artemis67 writes "A man studying in London has taken a mathematical equation that predicts the possibility of alien life in the universe to explain why he can't find a girlfriend. Peter Backus, a native of Seattle and PhD candidate and Teaching Fellow in the Department of Economics at the University of Warwick, near London, in his paper, 'Why I don't have a girlfriend: An application of the Drake Equation to love in the UK,' used math to estimate the number of potential girlfriends in the UK. In describing the paper on the university Web site he wrote 'the results are not encouraging. The probability of finding love in the UK is only about 100 times better than the probability of finding intelligent life in our galaxy.'"

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  1. Stunt by ls671 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Common, this is just a stunt in order to get his picture all over the net in order to find a girlfriend !

    He must count on the fact that girls will try to prove him wrong or that girls will be pleased to be the one in a million girl.

    Brilliant tactic although... ;-))

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    1. Re:Stunt by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      *sob*

      I knew there's a downside of my attempt to make painstakingly certain there's no pic of me on the web...

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    2. Re:Stunt by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 5, Funny

      No no no, this was a bad idea entirely. Now if he does find someone, he won't be able to tell her "you're the only one", he just proved there are 25 other women he would like to be with!

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    3. Re:Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      naw -- you're probably better off if they don't know what you look like.

    4. Re:Stunt by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wouldn't be surprised if the probability of a person finding a girlfriend is inversely correlated to how likely they are to attempt to calculate the probability of finding a girlfriend. ;)

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    5. Re:Stunt by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Common, this is just a stunt in order to get his picture all over the net in order to find a girlfriend !

      Either way it debunks the Drake Equation in a humorous and easy to understand way. That gives it a plus in my book.

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    6. Re:Stunt by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Hey, I want to settle down. And as soon as I find the right small group of girls, the seven or eight women who are right for me, my wandering days are over, buddy!"

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    7. Re:Stunt by MrNaz · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Drake Equation is the biggest load of BS to ever grace anything science related. It can be summarized thusly:

      P = ( Unknown [ (Unknown + Unknown) / Unknown ^ 2 ] + Unknown ) * F

      Where:
      F = Frank Drake's affinity for attention.

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    8. Re:Stunt by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But since we are now accumulating good data to populate the equation (by discovering planets) the Drake Equation may actually be of use to us.

    9. Re:Stunt by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Informative

      that "good data" doesn't help the equation, not when the last four multiplicands could be zero or any other number up to the number of stars (dead or alive) that radiate heat in the milky way.

    10. Re:Stunt by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

      psssst. I can get you 72 NICE women. Just take this package and deliver it to, uh, Michael. Yeah, Michael.

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    11. Re:Stunt by selven · · Score: 4, Funny

      Once again, life imitates xkcd

    12. Re:Stunt by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh and don't forget to tell him to repeatedly make the sound that comes after "doe ray me" when he meets this Michael person. Assure him its an "inside joke" he'll get when he hears it.

    13. Re:Stunt by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Doesn't work either. You can't win with girls. Pay no attention to them and you won't get them, pay attention and all you get is a lawsuit for stalking and a restraining order... you just can't win.

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    14. Re:Stunt by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't want your unsolicited commercial mail, thank you very much.

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    15. Re:Stunt by CecilPL · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, at least they're less of a loser than the people who can't find a girlfriend through the internet.

    16. Re:Stunt by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Informative

      no, not as originally presented by Drake, it calculates the "number of extraterrestrial civilizations in our galaxy". Earth is not included.

    17. Re:Stunt by siloko · · Score: 2, Funny

      and that planet is?

    18. Re:Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So how are the two of you enjoying Snow Leopard?

    19. Re:Stunt by grh_angelone · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least it's better than being a non-fucking looser.

    20. Re:Stunt by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anyone who finds a girlfriend through the internet is a fucking loser.

      Unlike those who cannot find a girlfriend in any way conceivable, which makes them wanking losers.
      I’d rather be a fucking loser, if it’s all the same to you.

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    21. Re:Stunt by Rary · · Score: 3, Informative

      Anyone who finds a girlfriend through the internet is a fucking loser.

      Everyone who ever finds a girlfriend at all does so through social networking. Just like anything else in the world, adding "on the Internet" doesn't change anything.

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  2. wellll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    What about...

    fraction of women who would find him attractive.
    fraction of women who are hetro/bisexual.
    fraction of women who wont think hes a dick for assuming love is as easy as guesstimating a few numbers.

    1. Re:wellll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean that someone like Magic Johnson, who supposedly had sex with more than 10,000 women, probably had sex with more than 100 aliens?

    2. Re:wellll. by spiffmastercow · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course. That's where the AIDS came from.

    3. Re:wellll. by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 5, Informative

      Anybody can find a girlfriend. The question is, how difficult is it to find one that meets his criteria. If he's trying to find one that's super hot, enchanted by him, not a deranged bitch, and not in it for the money, then maybe his chances of finding alien life are actually higher.

    4. Re:wellll. by Associate · · Score: 3, Funny

      LOOK! ALIENS!!!

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  3. passive and whiny by drDugan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The pdf:
    http://www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/soc/economics/staff/phd_students/backus/why_i_dont_have_a_girlfriend.pdf

    After getting Fox news coverage and front page Slashdotting N* is
    now significantly higher than the paper estimate. Think 10-100x.

    f(L) is fraction of people in London from N*. Why limit
    yourself to London? You or your partner might move, travel,
    visit friends, soon even if you're looking for love!
    Even within London, the author doesn't count people movement -
    those who come to London over time.

    Further, the author forgets that most all people *like* to find
    productive partnerships. Unlike SETI, where we have no evidence
    that the other party is looking for us, we know that women like
    to find great men just as much you want to find an "attractive,
    age-appropriate woman with a University education".

    Worst, the author spent time write why he "can't find" a partner
    when he would be better served getting out there doing activities
    he loves with other people and having a great time life. Then
    other people will find him, and help find others.

    Truly be yourself and it is uniquely attractive.

    1. Re:passive and whiny by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 2, Funny

      After getting Fox news coverage and front page Slashdotting N* is now significantly higher than the paper estimate.

      One of these things is not like the other... (at least as far as he's concerned)

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    2. Re:passive and whiny by cyphercell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Shut up. Seriously, YOU'RE un-fucking-date-able. Did you consider that?

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  4. Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah... by Luyseyal · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is taken directly from this episode of This American Life with Ira Glass.

    -l

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  5. Re:This isn't gonna help. by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually it's not reasonable, but predictable. There is actually a (more or less) general consensus on beauty. Basically it revolves around our liking for healthy looking partners that look like they could be partners to viable offspring with.

    Generally, the pale, skinny (or grossly overweight) basement dweller isn't it.

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  6. What are the odds? by newsdee · · Score: 3, Informative

    He should try lottery or SETI@Home next. From TFA:

    But in the end Backus defied the odds. Asylum reported that Backus has a girlfriend of about six months. "She's from London," he told the Web site. "And she meets all my criteria."

    Good for him, but not very good for his theory...

    1. Re:What are the odds? by tool462 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm thinking some of his numbers were off. Particularly his estimate of the number of women in the acceptable age bracket. He had 5%, but I'm betting it's more like 68% for your average person (+/- 1 standard deviation) and that's the combined concept of "people he would find attractive that would also find him attractive". The human race simply would not exist if you could only bring yourself to schtup 5% of the population and only 5% of those would let you. That already increases his chances by a factor of almost 300. That brings his odds back to 1 in 1000, which seems reasonable and realistic. Then factor in the number of women he can poll in his productive years in search of those 1/1000ths (compared to the number of planets he can poll for signs of civilization in his lifetime) and the odds of finding someone rapidly approach one. Which makes intuitive sense, since as I mentioned before, the human race still exists.

      The people who need to be worried are the outliers. The folks who are 2 or 3 deviations from the mean in terms of attractiveness (physically, mentally, emotionally, materially). Those on the high end may be forced to settle. Those on the low end may have to sample outside their species.

  7. Re:This isn't gonna help. by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what you are saying is love is affected by the uncertainty principal and to observe it or attempt to quantify it in a meaningful manner fundamentally changes it?

  8. Um... by thestudio_bob · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's the mathematical odds that he might be gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

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  9. In Soviet Russia... by rwa2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...the chicks actually dig intelligent guys.

    Really.

    So do chicks from just about any eastern bloc country for that matter.

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Totenglocke · · Score: 2, Funny

      So basically you're telling us what we already know - that it's only American (and possibly Canadian) girls who only want to date morons.

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    2. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      LOL

      I am from Eastern Block and I can guarantee you most chicks over here dig money and confidence. Good luck with your illusion!

    3. Re:In Soviet Russia... by xtracto · · Score: 4, Informative

      That is a myth.

      I am currently living in ex-GDR where there are lots of "eastern bloc" countires. I've traveled to Bulgaria, Croatia and CZ and have good friends from Serbia and Syria.

      From this experiences, I have to agree with the other AC wo stated that chicks over there look for RICH and CONFIDENT guys.

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  10. Such garbage... by Taikutusu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    http://xkcd.com/384/

    Congratulations, you can google some numbers and stick them into a formula. You're brilliant, and it's oh so funny to come up with bullshit statistics like "only 100 times more likely than finding intelligent life in the universe".

  11. Self-evident reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh come on, it's obvious. He doesn't have a girlfriend because he is the type of guy who would use the Drake equation to figure out why he doesn't have a girlfriend. Duh.

  12. Ironically by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of the reasons he can't find a girlfriend is because he is one of those people who USE the Drake equation. But seriously, look at his Criteria.

    Backus found that of the 30 million women in the UK, only 26 would be suitable girlfriends for him. His equation looked at the total number of women in the country, then narrowed it down using relevant factors including the number of women in London; the number of "age-appropriate" women (those aged between 24-34); women with a college degree; and those who Backus would find physically attractive.

    Okay - so how do you POSSIBLY apply a statistical analysis on something as subjective as a womans physical attractiveness?

    1. Re:Ironically by Eudial · · Score: 3, Informative

      Okay - so how do you POSSIBLY apply a statistical analysis on something as subjective as a womans physical attractiveness?

      Just walk around with a notebook and walk around, writing down whether women you see are attractive or not. When you've seen 50-ish women, you've got a decent statistical sample.

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    2. Re:Ironically by nrlightfoot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sounds like he has it pretty good, in Northern Michigan I would say that only 1 in 100 women look good enough to date. Stupid obesity.

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    3. Re:Ironically by compro01 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Okay - so how do you POSSIBLY apply a statistical analysis on something as subjective as a womans physical attractiveness?

      Actually, a study found that what men find attractive is rather consistent.

      http://www.wfu.edu/news/release/2009.06.25.a.php

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    4. Re:Ironically by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In my city, mostly all women around 30 years old are overweight. 1 in 20 sounds about right.

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    5. Re:Ironically by the_womble · · Score: 2, Informative

      Okay - so how do you POSSIBLY apply a statistical analysis on something as subjective as a womans physical attractiveness?

      Just walk around with a notebook and walk around, writing down whether women you see are attractive or not. When you've seen 50-ish women, you've got a decent statistical sample.

      Walk around noting stuff win a notebook in London, and you will probably get arrested under the Prevention of Terrorism Act.

  13. Big Bang Theory by schnits0r · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wasn't this done on the big bang theory?

    1. Re:Big Bang Theory by Ilnmtlbnm · · Score: 5, Informative

      season 2 episode 20

    2. Re:Big Bang Theory by millette · · Score: 2, Informative
  14. Re:So essentially by IshmaelDS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's set personal standards that are virtually impossible to meet. That would be his problem, not the female population's.

    Are you kidding me? All he wants is a person around his age, living in the same city, with a university education, and that he finds attractive. That is not "virtually impossible" the only thing there that is probably different than 90+% of what everyone is looking for is the university education, and I wouldn't even be sure it's that different. Now, having said that I don't think using math like this is all that great an idea, though it could work.

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  15. Re:This isn't gonna help. by _KiTA_ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like someone doesn't understand Statistics.

    Of course not! 90% of people don't, and 150% of people know that. Duh!

  16. This man is not studying in London by Goodgerster · · Score: 5, Informative

    He is studying at the University of Warwick, which is near Coventry. It is far away from London. He is "studying in London" in the same sense that all Californians are residents of San Francisco. Has FOX News' target audience never heard of any English city besides London?

    1. Re:This man is not studying in London by grepya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Has FOX News' target audience never heard of any English city besides London?

      ... that's a rhetorical question... right ??

  17. Re:This isn't gonna help. by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Love, too, is surprisingly predictable. Take two people who would not automatically rule each other out romantically, put them in frequent contact with each other, give each a significant need (sexual or not) that isn't being met in their life but is met through the other, and odds are surprisingly high that they'll end up in a relationship. And there are all sorts of actions that dramatically increase the odds. For example, confessing your feelings to another person tends to encourage them to reciprocate even if they hadn't had the feelings before. That's why the #1 and #2 rules for if you're trying to avoid having an affair are that if you develop feelings for someone else, immediately cut off contact with the person insomuch as is possible and *never* confess your feelings to them.

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  18. Re:idle by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    How does this in ANY way belong in the science section of slashdot?

    Right. Any story about a mathematician finding a girlfriend should be in the science fiction section.

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  19. Re:Looking at the criteria he used... by horza · · Score: 4, Informative

    Then he mentions he will only find 5% of "physically attractive" candidates. [snip] In other words, guy's too picky :-)

    When was the last time you were in London?

    Phillip.

  20. Re:This isn't gonna help. by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

    What are the #1 and #2 rules for avoiding stabbing a random stranger on the street?

    It seems my booklet got lost in the mail, so I thought I would ask you.

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  21. Re:Fussy much? by Servaas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Id love to see the lucky 26 that get a chance at this guy!

  22. The Bundy Creed by gr8_phk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hooters hooters, yum yum yum.
    Hooter hooters, on a girl that's dumb.

    What's all this education he's looking for?

  23. Maybe by CharlieG · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pesonally, I think he doesn't have a GF because he's the type of geek who thinks of explaining why he doesn't have a GF with the Drake equation

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  24. Maybe... by Nidi62 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe if he had spent the time and effort he did writing the paper on going out and trying to find a girlfriend instead, he'd have had one?

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  25. Seinfeld by istartedi · · Score: 4, Funny

    JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?

    ELAINE: Twenty-five percent.

    JERRY: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot.

    ELAINE: You're way off.

    JERRY: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.

    ELAINE: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?

    JERRY: UNDATEABLE!

    ELAINE: Then how are all these people getting together?

    JERRY: Alcohol.

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  26. My own drake equation by scorp1us · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work it in reverse. (And that does not mean "up the butt")

    For every 3 girls I talk to, I'll get one number.
    For every 3 numbers I get, I'll get a date.
    For every 3 dates I get, I'll get a 2nd date.
    For every 3 2nd dates I get I'll score.
    For every 3 girls I score with I will continue to date.
    So this means I'll actually have 1 in 243 chance of meeting a girl I like beyond just sex.
    Given that I date about once a week (on average) that mean every 4.6 years I'll be in a relationship.

    And checking my work, that works out to seem right.

    I *HIGHLY* recommend the book "Mathematics and Sex" which I believe I bought because of a /. book review...

    In it, it says 12 relationships is what you need to find your best match. Given 4.6 * 12, I'll be 56 before I find the one...

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  27. Similar calculation by Linknoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    I once did a similar calculation for my city of 200,000, and came up with an answer of approximately 2. At that point I concluded I would never find either one of them, and gave up.

  28. 2 is a subset of 1 by pem · · Score: 3, Funny
    I think you're on to something!

    Prove this, and I'll show by induction that all the positive integers are subsets of 1!

    We'll share the credit!

  29. Re:This isn't gonna help. by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Funny

    [the Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon]
    Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
    Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

    Are you sure about #2?

  30. Re:So essentially by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think 5% is a reasonable number. Keep in mind when thinking about the number, he's 31, that means the dating pool of women is shrinking, I would think the majority of those are from the end of the pool that the general public is going to find attractive, which means that the available women keep getting "uglier".

    That's rather insulting. His age group is 24 to (34?), and you're acting like the singles in that age group are mostly hags.

    Furthermore, as I mentioned earlier:

    "Compare this to the average high school where every other kid pairs up with someone in the same school. What does his Drake equation have to say about that?"

    And that's *with* the social awkwardness of high school. Out of your average of, what, perhaps 1000 kids per school, generally over half of them pair up. And usually with people from the same class.

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  31. Re:idle by Thinboy00 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How does this in ANY way belong in the science section of slashdot?

    Right. Any story about a mathematician finding a girlfriend should be in the science fiction section.

    Any story about the Drake Equation belongs in the SF section.

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  32. Re:I blocked 'Idle' by Escaflowne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because Samzempus purposely puts idle material under "Science" or "Technology" so that it gets views. He knows most of us block idle, so the only way to get views on his stupid shit is by bypassing our filters.

    I wonder if there's a way to contact the /. admins and ask for him to be fired. He does it every single day and the quality of the site has gone down considerably due to it. I'd be fine if he properly labeled idle things idle, but he doesn't. Based on comments it seems there are quite a few of us who wish he'd be fired. Maybe if we all mailed the admins, it could happen?

    Probably wishful thinking :/.

  33. Re:idle by CecilPL · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. The Drake Equation is about aliens.
    2. Some SF is about aliens.
    ----------------
    3. Therefore, the Drake Equation is SF.

    Did I miss something?

  34. Re:So essentially by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To most high school students, their relationship is TEH MOST SERIOUS EVAR! In retrospect, they're not, but that doesn't change the equation.

    5% is way, way, way too low. In the right situation, I bet he could fall in love with 80% of women in his age group. And the percent that is single is still quite high. And people don't get "locked up" forever in relationships, either, due to divorce or breakups. And it's not like people get married in the order of most attractive to least.

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  35. Re:So essentially by slim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Plus you might date someone you find averagely attractive, by the end of the night glimpse something about them that makes you like them more, and six months later think they're the most beautiful person in the world.

    They say familiarity breeds contempt, but sometimes it works the other way.

  36. Re:So essentially by slim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm British. I've spent a fair amount of time in the US. And I disagree.

    Patriotism aside, I think one probably develops a taste for local styles.

    Oh, and TV isn't really representative of real life. British TV has less of a propensity for glamour than American TV. Our most popular soaps - Coronation St. and Eastenders - make a habit of taking beautiful actresses and making them dowdy in costume/makeup.

  37. same mathematical mistake as the financial crisis by peter303 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The mistake is presume that the factors are independent of one another. When you assume independence you can take the logical intersection of the probabilities which is multiplying less-than-unity probabilities together. You can obtain a rather small result choosing enough factors. But if the factors are correlated, the correct mathematics is the largest probability number. Both the astronomical conditions and girlfriend factors are correlated to some degree makeing the results less than valid.

    This is the identical mistake made valuating debt securities. The mathematical underpinning was that you can offload most of the risk into a "junk tranch" by assuming failures like foreclosures are statistically independent. By "drake equation magic", i.e. multiplying probabilities to obtain the group probability, the group risk appears rather small. Independence is a decent assumption during good economic times because economic failures are more individual luck or actions. But during a recession, economic failures are correlated, making the group statistical model invalid. The so-called good-risk securities turned into garbage and the junk securities became gold.

    I fear since a economics grad student does not understand probability like so many of his peers, this does not bode well for the future economy.