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Protecting At-Risk Cities From Rising Seas

Hugh Pickens writes "BBC reports that with about 10 million people in England and Wales living in flood risk areas, rising sea levels and more storms could mean that parts of at-risk cities will need to be surrendered to protect homes and businesses, and that 'radical thinking' is needed to develop sea defenses that can cope with the future threats. 'If we act now, we can adapt in such a way that will prevent mass disruption and allow coastal communities to continue to prosper,' says Ruth Reed, President of the Royal Institute of British Architects. 'But the key word is "now."' Changing sea levels is not a new phenomenon. In the Netherlands, for example, with 40% of its surface under sea level, water management and water defense have been practiced since time immemorial; creating mounds and dykes, windmills, canals with locks and sluices, the Delta Works and the Afsluitdijk, all to keep the water out. Similar solutions to protect British cities are based on three themes (PDF): moving 'critical infrastructure' and housing to safer ground, allowing the water into parts of the city; building city-wide sea defenses to ensure water does not enter the existing urban area; and extending the existing coastline and building out onto the water (using stilts, floating structures and/or land reclamation)."

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  1. Other news by sopssa · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other news, Himalayas have seen a surge of new visitors and people moving in.

    1. Re:Other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone was laughing at me for building a giant boat in my back yard. Who's laughing now, suckers!

    2. Re:Other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not the unicorns, that's for damn sure.

    3. Re:Other news by LifesABeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the comedian Bill Cosby correctly addressed this issue many years ago.

    4. Re:Other news by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Hey Noah - have I time travelled back in time? This time when you put the animals back, don't forget to drop off some marsupials in other parts of the world this time. You left us with the impression you were a figment of the imagination last time.

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    5. Re:Other news by quisxt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you might want to ask the Tibetans about how that works out :)

    6. Re:Other news by SerpensV · · Score: 1

      God said there won't be another flood.

    7. Re:Other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God said there won't be another flood.

      No, according to the Book of Genesis God promised he would never again destroy the Earth by flooding all lands. Therefore, even if you take Genesis to be completely accurate (which I as a Catholic don't), any world-wide sea level increase that left a significant amount of land above water wouldn't violate that promise.

  2. the ultimate solution by arcite · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Live in a house boat. They float. An chicks dig house boats.

    1. Re:the ultimate solution by petes_PoV · · Score: 2, Funny

      Though getting out of bed on the wrong side is a bit of a bummer.

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    2. Re:the ultimate solution by sopssa · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is always a good side to things too. It's a quick way to get off the ugly fat girl you took home from bar last night.

    3. Re:the ultimate solution by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Live in a house boat. They float. An chicks dig house boats."

      Two words: "Storm surge".

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    4. Re:the ultimate solution by MRe_nl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unless, of course, she's a witch.
      In which case...
      Villagers: (enter yelling) A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! Burn her! Burn her!

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    5. Re:the ultimate solution by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      An chicks dig house boats

      Maybe the ones YOU are into.

    6. Re:the ultimate solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I *do* live on a houseboat, and i can assure you, your statement is false.

  3. Sleepwalking? by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 2, Funny

    A bit dangerous if you live in a houseboat.

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    1. Re:Sleepwalking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you've got a healthy sex life, you should already be wearing water wings to bed. You'll be fine.

    2. Re:Sleepwalking? by maxume · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd rather fall in the water than fall down the stairs.

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    3. Re:Sleepwalking? by Gruff1002 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Informative? Obviously the moderator hasn't a clue why you would need water wings in a sexual situation.

    4. Re:Sleepwalking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lock all doors with keypads... or break your legs... not figuratively.

  4. The solution seems obvious by dingen · · Score: 1

    Hire some Dutchmen to fix it.

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    1. Re:The solution seems obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are two types of people I can't stand:

      People who are intolerant of other people's cultures.

      And the Dutch.

    2. Re:The solution seems obvious by Goaway · · Score: 1
    3. Re:The solution seems obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dutch are *MAD*
      Their fingers stuck in dykes
      They use the wrong side of the road
      And ride around on bikes
      Don't have any manners
      Don't say "thanks" or "please"
      All they eat is tulips
      And stinking gouda cheese!

      -- "British Tourist", John Dowie/a

    4. Re:The solution seems obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whats wrong with sticking your fingers in dykes? I quite enjoy it.

    5. Re:The solution seems obvious by tsa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We will earn shitloads of money in the coming decades, building dikes and other stuff for other countries. If I had to choose a study now I would go to Delft, where all the relevant education concerning that is given.

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    6. Re:The solution seems obvious by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, time will take care of anyone living below sea level at some point. But I agree about the intolerant people. In fact, I think we have to just take all the intolerant people and string them up from a tree or something...
      Oh, Hey Guys! Wow, that's a nice rope you got there! What GLACKKkkkk

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    7. Re:The solution seems obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Dude,

      If you're not Dutch, you're not much.

      Geluk,

    8. Re:The solution seems obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad the Dutch hire Germans and Italians for their water management projects now.

    9. Re:The solution seems obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      screw everyone else's culture. my culture is the best and therefore I'll live in the same country as it.

    10. Re:The solution seems obvious by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1

      Too bad the Dutch hire Germans and Italians for their water management projects now.

      Or their own royalty: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willem-Alexander,_Prince_of_Orange

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  5. Hold Up Here by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

    So they're saying that sea levels are, in fact, rising around the planet enough to endanger mass cities? Beachfront property in Leicester FTW! Woot!

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    1. Re:Hold Up Here by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Informative

      From this article (by a unabashed pro-global warming person), the estimate is 3 feet by 2100.

      http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/03/0323_060323_global_warming.html
      "By the end of this century the seas may be three feet (one meter) higher than they are today, according to a pair of studies that appear in tomorrow's issue of the journal Science."

      This other pro global warming site has a different figure (backed up by several other sites)
      http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11049-major-climate-change-report-looks-set-to-alarm.html
      "the new report is believed to predict that sea-levels will rise by between 28 centimetres and 43 cm by 2100" (16 inches).

      Personally, I think building properties on the edge of the ocean and subsidence from pumping groundwater are more significant to the problem.

      In 99% of the globe, raising sea levels 16" is not going to significantly change the coastline.

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    2. Re:Hold Up Here by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Found this after I posted...

      It has some nice graphs of actual sea level change vs various IPCC predictions and says in part...

      "... I conclude that the ongoing debate about future sea level rise is entirely appropriate. The fact that the IPCC has been unsuccessful in predicting sea level rise, does not mean that things are worse or better, but simply that scientists clearly do not have a handle on this issue and are unable to predict sea level changes on a decadal scale. The lack of predictive accuracy does not lend optimism about the prospects for accuracy on the multi-decadal scale. Consider that the 2007 IPCC took a pass on predicting near term sea level rise, choosing instead to focus 90 years out (as far as I am aware, anyone who knows differently, please let me know)."

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    3. Re:Hold Up Here by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "by a unabashed pro-global warming person"

      He (she) lives somewhere cold too, hey?

    4. Re:Hold Up Here by Bj�rn · · Score: 2, Informative

      That New Scientist article is from 2007. Here is one from July 2009: http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20327151.300-sea-level-rise-its-worse-than-we-thought.html?page=1 .

      In its 2007 report, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) forecast a sea level rise of between 19 and 59 centimetres by 2100, but this excluded "future rapid dynamical changes in ice flow".

      ...

      If this trend continues, Rignot thinks sea level rise will exceed 1 metre by 2100. So understanding why Greenland and Antarctica are already losing ice faster than predicted is crucial to improving our predictions. The main reason for the increase is the speeding up of glaciers that drain the ice sheets into the sea.

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    5. Re:Hold Up Here by jthill · · Score: 1

      Famous old quote regarding chaotic systems being overwhelmed by larger forces:

      We might have trouble forecasting the temperature of the coffee one minute in advance, but we should have little difficulty in forecasting it an hour ahead.

      Try this: iterate x=cx(1-x) for varying c, and plot out the results for the range [0,4].

      The scientists are trying to answer two separate questions: 1) short term, where are the next few iterations going to fall?, and 2) long term, what's the picture going to look like?

      Their response is far from absurd. That short-term inability to predict combined with long-term certainly about the big picture is befuddling, counterintuitive, infuriating, humbling and just the way it is.

      If you do what I asked you to try, you'll see sequences that are predictable within limits, and for the smaller values of c are actually tame. Docile. Boring.

      Crank c up far enough, though, and short-term predictability goes right out the window, because if you vary the least little thing about where you start, what happens next soon diverges.

      It turns out that, if you examine how they behave, equations that really do predict real-world things like temperatures in coffee and the ocean behave the same way, and not just approximately.

      As you crank up c with that simple equation, you'll see that the general shape of the sequence you get changes at predictable intervals up to a point, after which it goes chaotic but still displays a definite pattern.

      The equation you use to predict those intervals is so elementary they teach it to kids: the same way you get 1 2 3 4 etc by adding a constant at each iteration, (x=x+c, c=1 for 1 2 3 4 etc.) you get these intervals by multiplying by a constant at each iteration (x=cx).

      The kicker is, it turns out that the constant you use to predict when the shape of the x=cx(1-x) sequence will change is the same as the constant to predict that interval for everything else. Fluid dynamics, crop yields, everything: iterative models with a feedback loop all exhibit _exactly_ the same behavior as you crank them up.

      And that means, again: if you try to predict what nature is going to come up with next it really can be impossible to get it right short term but, with the right model, certain of the boundaries and general distribution of the overall result.

      Do try it. The arithmetic is so simple you can do it by hand with a calculator and graph paper. I could write you a bonehead-simple demonstration program that would fit here, but the point isn't to see a pretty picture, it's to go through the effort of trying to predict it: the point is that gut checks on what's reasonable and what's not, if they're based only on day-to-day life, are completely wrong when things scale up or down a lot. You have to see how the rules change at small and large scales to realize how fundamental the shift is.

      So do it yourself. Because until you do, the fact that you and the source you apparently trust haven't absorbed the lesson is going to be very visible to everyone who has.

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    6. Re:Hold Up Here by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that succinct explanation; one which is actually easily understandable and helps point in the right direction of "figuring stuff out for oneself".

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    7. Re:Hold Up Here by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I understand your point, but their track record over the period so far is not particularly reliable. Every time they make a prediction lately, it's wrong.

      I was taking the worst case figures.

      I think that a reasonable, genuinely scientific approach would have a lot fewer histronics. The fact everything is so cataclysmic is a good sign to me that emotions are in play instead of reason.

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    8. Re:Hold Up Here by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Your post really only shows how wonderful humans are at rationalizing.

      Dale Carnegie says that humans make the decisions 90% by emotions and if you get their emotions, they will emphasize and deemphasize the facts to match the decision.

      I'm not for or against global warming in particular, I am not at all convinced that we will choose to take the right action or that humans are the cause for it.

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    9. Re:Hold Up Here by Xest · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I think it's misleading.

      That's what they're suggesting, in reality, as someone who lives in England, I think what is happening is that due to the housing boom over the last 10 years or so, housing developers decided it'd be a good idea to build as many houses as possible to rake in the profits.

      The problem is, England is small, and there isn't a lot of spare cheap land for building.

      Enter flood plains, for some reason these builders have been allowed to build on low lying areas, flood plains and so forth, areas that are useless for most building and farming and hence cheap.

      So I'd wager that a good portion of the people under threat from flooding in the UK now are those who were naive enough to not think of the problems that could arise in the area they chose to buy their house. Since the floods a couple of years ago, the British government has actually stopped some of this sillyness of building on flood plains, but there's still thousands of houses built on areas vulnerable to flooding.

      Hence, it's not really that sea levels are rising enough to endanger cities right now, but that builders are stupid enough to build and people are stupid enough to buy houses in areas that always were at risk to flooding.

      The ideal solution would've been to reclaim unused industrial and inner city areas, but cleaning them up costs more than building on empty flood plains.

    10. Re:Hold Up Here by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      From this article (by a unabashed pro-global warming person), the estimate is 3 feet by 2100.

      But the same theory says that the Maldives has been sinking, when it's not.

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  6. Interesting Novel idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do anyone has thought that instead of investing resources in fighting rising levels, it may be cheaper and safer constructing in the long run on higher terrain (england has many country parts), New Orleans tried to do the same and look at the social and economic impact it had

    Xirvin

    1. Re:Interesting Novel idea by couchslug · · Score: 3, Interesting

      People can't think in terms of replacing cities because the idea that cities are changing instead of truly permanent is completely outside what they are taught. They cling to cities they should simply abandon and bulldoze (Detroit, the below-sea-level areas of New Orleans) for no logical reason.

      Cities are cheap to replace, there is plenty of room, and the way to get better cities (especially in the US) is to smash old infrastructure instead of trying to save it.

      Rising sea levels could force healthy changes to current urban areas by making them untenable.

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    2. Re:Interesting Novel idea by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      New Orleans did it badly. The Corps of Engineers had been warning for a very, very long time that the levees were in terrible shape (and in many cases poorly sited) but everyone ignored the warnings until they were illustrated in dramatic fashion.

      How long a time? Well, my great-grandfather, William Elam, was one of the leading hydrological engineers of his day; he wrote "Speeding Floods to the Sea" which was pretty much the standard textbook on flood control on the Mississippi for the mid-twentieth century. And he warned about a Katrina-type scenario then, in 1946, and probably well before that. The knowledge was there to fix the problem. What was lacking, for decades, was the political will.

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    3. Re:Interesting Novel idea by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Cities are cheap to replace

      I take it you've actually done a cost estimate on rebuilding a city from scratch?

      If so, can you share the results with the rest of us?

      My back of the envelope guesstimate looks like somewhere between $100K and $1M per person to recreate a city elsewhere. Which isn't within my definition of "cheap"....

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    4. Re:Interesting Novel idea by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cities are cheap to replace, there is plenty of room, and the way to get better cities (especially in the US) is to smash old infrastructure instead of trying to save it.

      That idea in the 1950s and '60s was called "urban renewal," and it led to entire neighborhoods of solid old buildings being knocked down and replaced with shoddy crap. Not to mention that, you know, people lived there, and the effects on them were pretty destructive. Ever thought about why "living in the projects" is considered to be a bad thing? There may occasionally be times when "bulldoze it all away" is the right solution -- sections of Detroit, as you mention, are largely deserted and probably unsalvageable -- but such times are very much the exception.

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    5. Re:Interesting Novel idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Cities are cheap to replace

      I take it you've actually done a cost estimate on rebuilding a city from scratch?

      If so, can you share the results with the rest of us?

      My back of the envelope guesstimate looks like somewhere between $100K and $1M per person to recreate a city elsewhere. Which isn't within my definition of "cheap"....

      Actually cities are cheaper to replace than upgrade. When you take into account demolision, removing material on top of the usual construction cost is no wonder why countries like India decided to construct New Delhi designed by Edwin Lutyens and Herbert Baker, to replace their old capital Calcutta. This was also done by Brazil with Brasilia . The construction of a new city can help england save money long term in maintenance (which will be an ongoing cost til their system breaks or ocean level decent, whichever occurs first...) and implementation cost. Trying to fight rising levels of ocean water put the country at a disadvantagewith other countries as significant resources are spent maintaining the system instead of spending it in education, healthcare or better causes.

    6. Re:Interesting Novel idea by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Cities are normally "replaced" in-place as decades go by, so it is fair to call the replacement process "cheap". Builders can simply build on high ground and not replace low-lying structures. Old cities are obstacles to urban improvement. Consider the modern cities of Germany and Japan that started from blank slates in 1945 vs the decaying cities of the US Rust Belt.

      Slums such as most of NOLA can be removed and not replaced, which is "cheaper" than rebuilding a ghetto. The whole idea of warehousing poor people in cities where they will always remain poor is discredited. Even if they are used to that economic prison they should be freed from it by displacement.

      Dispersing dependant populations out of coastal cities would facilitate gentrification of the newly built areas and economic health. That's better than "cheap".

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    7. Re:Interesting Novel idea by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Historically, that was the function (intended or unintended) of fires. The great fires in Rome and London did significant amounts of damage, but also opened the way for some renewal in areas of those cities that had been falling into decay.

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    8. Re:Interesting Novel idea by xaxa · · Score: 1

      We know our settlements are changing. We don't have many Roman buildings (although there are many more Roman streets). Are you really suggesting demolishing (or allowing to fall into ruin) many of the best, living examples of 2000+ years of human culture and civilisation?

    9. Re:Interesting Novel idea by mikael · · Score: 2, Informative

      Discovery channel in the 1990's ran a series of worst-case disasters like mega-earthquakes, mega-volcanoes, mega-tornadoes, mega-whatever... One of the episodes was a what-if scenario of a hurricane landing on New Orleans. Even then it was just brushed off as a one in two hundred years event.

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    10. Re:Interesting Novel idea by couchslug · · Score: 1

      New Orleans didn't need to do it at all.

      The idea of building in such an area was excusable when people knew no better, but the vast space available in the US means there is now no intelligent reason to have anything but a port and supporting infrastructure in NOLA.

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    11. Re:Interesting Novel idea by DeadChobi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      We could simply ignore the problem as a race. Every time something bad happens to a group of people, they usually figure out how to adapt and prosper. I mean, the Dutch learned how to live under the sea without massive government intervention. It's not neccessary for our governments to step in and decide how to solve problems for us when we can decide as individuals. What if I really wouldn't mind converting my 3rd story apartment into a small dock? What if I'm willing to move?

      My point is that if individuals want to preserve their way of life, they can usually find a way of doing that without having more government control. And it's best if they pay for it, not the people who figured out that their current homes would be under water in a few years and moved. The fact that our governments have taken it upon themselves to solve all our problems for us is insulting because it's predicated on the idea that we can't do it ourselves. If you live in the US, look at your paycheck every month to see just how much it's costing us to solve other people's problems.

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    12. Re:Interesting Novel idea by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      No, I believe he was suggesting that we let it happen unless you want to pony up to pay for the protection of those buildings. Believe me, I couldn't care less.

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    13. Re:Interesting Novel idea by cowscows · · Score: 1

      The Corps of Engineers had been telling the city that things were fine, and nobody had anything to worry about. Even now, after Katrina, with way more scrutiny and lots of different people pointing out various flaws and issues with how the Corps is proceeding, they continue to tell us that they've got it all under control, and that it's all going great.

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    14. Re:Interesting Novel idea by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      What was lacking, for decades, was the political will.

      Was lacking? Pay much attention to the news, per chance?

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    15. Re:Interesting Novel idea by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      In 1971 the warnings were repeated, this time much, much louder.http://qurl.com/jmd7s

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    16. Re:Interesting Novel idea by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 1

      Where would all of the drunk college girls flash their boobies?

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    17. Re:Interesting Novel idea by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I know what this will sound like, but it just may be the solution worth reconsidering, "Start building Desalination Plants" and pipe the fresh water to the deserts we have created. I'm shaking my head at what I've just suggested.

    18. Re:Interesting Novel idea by ultranova · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My point is that if individuals want to preserve their way of life, they can usually find a way of doing that without having more government control. And it's best if they pay for it, not the people who figured out that their current homes would be under water in a few years and moved.

      Well, since the problem is caused by carbon dioxide emissions, how about simply taxing said emissions enough to pay for the cleanup? I mean, if you driving my SUV is causing my house to be covered by waves, shouldn't you pay me damages?

      If you live in the US, look at your paycheck every month to see just how much it's costing us to solve other people's problems.

      Feel free to move to Somalia to experience the glory of anarchy firsthand, if it bothers you so much that civil society needs maintenance and that needs to be paid for. You libertarians always go on about the evils of government and the power of individual, yet you do not use your individual power to relocate to be rid of that evil, and instead demand that the rest of us - who you usually refer to as "sheep" - bend over backwards and rearrange our way of living to accomodate your desires.

      It's a pity, really; if libertarians actually stood for freedom rather than Social Darwinism, I might consider backing them. As is, I rate having social safety nets above being able to smoke pot in importance, so I regretfully can't do so.

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    19. Re:Interesting Novel idea by rve · · Score: 1

      People can't think in terms of replacing cities because the idea that cities are changing instead of truly permanent is completely outside what they are taught. They cling to cities they should simply abandon and bulldoze (Detroit, the below-sea-level areas of New Orleans) for no logical reason.

      Cities are cheap to replace, there is plenty of room, and the way to get better cities

      For some strange reason, after 10, 15 centuries of people giving their life to protect it, cultures get rather attached to a city. Irrational, sentimental fools these old-worlders.

    20. Re:Interesting Novel idea by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      It is a lot cheaper than fixing an existing city.

    21. Re:Interesting Novel idea by rve · · Score: 1

      I mean, the Dutch learned how to live under the sea without massive government intervention. It's not neccessary for our governments to step in and decide how to solve problems for us when we can decide as individuals.

      Were you under the impression that such a thing can be left to the private sector? If you own a piece of coastline, and spend a fortune to protect your part diligently, but a neighbour a few dozen miles away for some reason does not, you and everybody else still end up losing everything you've ever worked for. When the livelihood of everyone in a wide region may depend on the weakest link, and expensive work has to be done without a prospect of short term profit for an individual (just for society as a whole), this is the prime example I can think of where a government has to step in.

      The oldest government body they have in Holland is the one charged with water management, it dates from the time when the land first started sinking below sea level, more than 1000 years ago. The Dutch living under the sea is a very poor example of a problem being solved without massive government intervention.

    22. Re:Interesting Novel idea by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Where would all of the drunk college girls flash their boobies?"

      Florida.

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    23. Re:Interesting Novel idea by xaxa · · Score: 1

      No, I believe he was suggesting that we let it happen unless you want to pony up to pay for the protection of those buildings.

      I already do pay (through taxation) for flood defences in London, the UK and the EU; and I think most Londoners/British/Europeans are happy to continue doing so. (To protect cities and towns, anyway. Sometimes, where erosion is fierce and only a few properties are at risk, no effort is made to defend them.)

      In some cases, tax money goes towards maintenance and improvements of historic buildings, typically most of it to buildings used as tourist attractions or for public uses. Usually this isn't necessary as charities, private companies and individuals pay.

      Believe me, I couldn't care less.

      You're strange.

    24. Re:Interesting Novel idea by timeOday · · Score: 1

      We could simply ignore the problem as a race. Every time something bad happens to a group of people, they usually figure out how to adapt and prosper... If you live in the US, look at your paycheck every month to see just how much it's costing us to solve other people's problems.

      What do I care about your high taxes? I'm sure you'll figure out a way to adapt and prosper.

    25. Re:Interesting Novel idea by blippy · · Score: 1

      Do anyone has thought that instead of investing resources in fighting rising levels, it may be cheaper and safer constructing in the long run on higher terrain (england has many country parts),

      Here's an idea - stop building on flood plains! Some time ago I heard how one English council approved planning persmission on a flood plain. The councilor explained that "we had to balance risks", or somesuch nonsense, in defence of the decision. The logic totally baffles me. If you look on an Ordnance Survey and it says "flood plain" then guess what - the area is liable to flooding. Really, is it that difficult to work out?

      I'm not saying that all flooding problems have such simple-minded solutions - just that, you know, why do something that you know is going to be a problem?

    26. Re:Interesting Novel idea by the_arrow · · Score: 1

      People can't think in terms of replacing cities

      How about moving them?

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    27. Re:Interesting Novel idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, they had the political will.

      The political will to kill thousands of their own constituents,

      AND BLAME IT ON BUSH!

  7. Recommendations for visitors to London by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 1

    1. Get yourself a current tide table.

    2. Do not use the Tube trains around high water.

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    1. Re:Recommendations for visitors to London by xaxa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      3. Go and visit the Thames Barrier. It's very impressive.

    2. Re:Recommendations for visitors to London by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 3, Informative

      Thames Barrier? Pah. It's already too low. See this article in The Independent

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    3. Re:Recommendations for visitors to London by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I looked through that article and couldn't find anything that said the barrier was already too low just concerns that it might become inadequate sooner than initially expected.

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  8. Yeah, right by Guido+del+Confuso · · Score: 5, Funny

    the Delta Works and the Afsluitdijk

    I've heard of some crazy Scandinavian names, but come on. That's just somebody banging on the keyboard. Next you're going to tell me about the famed Swedish Lkajadsfglkn.

    1. Re:Yeah, right by White+Flame · · Score: 1

      Gesundheit!

    2. Re:Yeah, right by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

      Afsluitdijk translates (if translated literally) to English as "Obstructdike".

    3. Re:Yeah, right by Daimanta · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's hardly a strange name. Not if you know that the Dutch have a seperate "vowel" which is i and j combined (ij) and sounds almost the same as "y" in "why". Do the Dutch word dijk becomes the English word "dyke". The word "afsluit" is equivalent to the English words "close down". In essence it means "a dyke that closes down" and it's a reference to the sea inlet called the Zuidersea (or South Sea) and turned into a lake. Yes, the South Sea was originally the other connected to the "North Sea" until we pacified its rough waters. It's a source of engineering pride for us.

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    4. Re:Yeah, right by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      One of the seven wonders of the modern world even. And screw the Chinese wall: if any man-made engineering feat actully is visible from space, it has to be Flevoland.

    5. Re:Yeah, right by grimJester · · Score: 4, Funny

      What about it? It's right next to the Asdfjikl, crossing the Qwertiop.

    6. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Offshutdike" is more like it, if you want to translate literally.

      "Shutoffdike" is probably the best translation without being literal.

    7. Re:Yeah, right by dingen · · Score: 1

      Especially since the Great Wall of China is not visible from space at all.

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    8. Re:Yeah, right by maxume · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once stuck my finger in a dyke that closes down...

    10. Re:Yeah, right by Akira+Kogami · · Score: 1

      Is that like a lesbian cockblock?

    11. Re:Yeah, right by GNious · · Score: 1

      I've met one of those ... sooo annoying

    12. Re:Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several spy satellites would disagree...

  9. It's How We Are by mindbrane · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Historically and prehistorically we've demonstrated that we have a strong preference for, and, derive much benefit from inhabiting coastal areas. The economic spin-offs in job creation, and knowledge gleaned from the engineering would be considerable and highly portable to the maintenance and development of any large urban area. Lastly the more we learn about and enable our long term habitation of coastal areas, the more we'll learn about our impact on the environment and the costs to ourselves. We can now landscape and engineer high density urban areas that are liveable and interesting but there is a need to cost externalities and recognize emergent economic activity incurred in terms of environmental impact and degradation.

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    1. Re:It's How We Are by russotto · · Score: 2, Informative

      We can now landscape and engineer high density urban areas that are liveable

      For some of us, that's a contradiction in terms. Not everyone can feel comfortable in a rat warr..err, "high density urban area".

    2. Re:It's How We Are by mindbrane · · Score: 1

      in a rat warr..err

      The quality of life and amenities available in the urban core of a world class city make the rat warr..er lifers of the outback look like primitive mammals popping out of gapes in the broken, sparse infrastructure of some small town. But sessions of near total isolation in a wilderness area, well I'm all for that.

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    3. Re:It's How We Are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The quality of life and amenities available in the urban core of a world class city make the rat warr..er lifers of the outback look like primitive mammals popping out of gapes in the broken, sparse infrastructure of some small town.

      Actually, I think you got that backwards..

    4. Re:It's How We Are by couchslug · · Score: 1

      We don't have to give up on inhabiting coastal areas, but we don't have to locate in flood zones and highly vulnerable areas. We can make decisions based on logic instead of emotion, and those of us who will get skinned by the taxman to pay for the stupid choices of others can fight back.

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    5. Re:It's How We Are by DeadChobi · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why don't we just let those who do decide to live in such areas pay for their decision? I couldn't care less about your coastal city. But I know I will be expected to pay for it just as I've been fleeced as a taxpayer for New Orleans, and countless other disasters.

      Speaking of fleecing, did you know that banks will reduce your mortgage payments and principle significantly if you are unable to make your payments? Whereas if you are able to make your payments you get nothing but an increased tax bill and an inability to borrow money.

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    6. Re:It's How We Are by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 1

      I don't want to pay for the roads in your city and I certainly don't want to pay to protect it. I could care less if the Belgians invade your little hamlet. I won't be happy until the republic is disbanded, followed by all of the states. Come to think of it, why the hell am I paying for trash pickup on the other side of town? Those East Shelbyvillers' are nothing but parasites!

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    7. Re:It's How We Are by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      Historically and prehistorically we've demonstrated that we have a strong preference for, and, derive much benefit from inhabiting coastal areas.

      Too true.
      Even though my city is equidistant from the Atlantic and Pacific, the place was still built at the junction of 2 major rivers, on the flood plain.
      At least we have built protective infrastructure to deal with the type of flooding that happens here.

      If people continue to build in low-lying coastal areas, they had better take the initiative and spend some significant money to protect their land.
      Unfortunately that's going to require a lot of forward thinking politicians. And we seem to have a grave shortage of those at the moment.

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  10. 90 years in the future... by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1

    Ok, so the scenario is based on 90 years in the future assuming a continuing sea level increase. So by 90 years in the future there will need to be either a movement of cities, or a man made defense for floods in place. Yup, this is front page material worthy of a panic. Thanks BBC.

    1. Re:90 years in the future... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When you're talking about coastal areas as densely populated as much of England's are, 90 years is about the right amount of time to plan. Short-sighted, "ahhh, we'll worry about it when it happens" thinking is responsible for most of the death and destruction from natural disasters of any sort.

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    2. Re:90 years in the future... by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1

      My point is that in 90 years the entire cityscape will change. I'm not saying it isn't worth doing. I'm just saying that by just reading the headline you get the impression that radical things need to be done NOW and in a PANIC. The things proposed are not radical, and no need to panic. Compared to New Orleans. They did have issues with low lying areas and they ignored them for years. In that case it was time to act now and in a panic, but the panic only happened after hurricane Katrina. I'm not advocating ignoring the problem, but just saying "Don't Panic."

    3. Re:90 years in the future... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      No current structure need last 90 years for other than sentimental reasons because their design will be obsolete. Urban renewal require infrastructure replacement, and 90 years is plenty of time.

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    4. Re:90 years in the future... by zz5555 · · Score: 1

      I read the article and didn't see anything particularly panicky about it (but then, I don't panic easily - maybe others are more easily affected by the headline). Just that people need to start thinking about it now and decide how to deal with the future problem (that would likely affect some structures in much less than 90 years). If they're going to let the water do what it wants, then they'll have to decide how to deal with that: appropriate property when they can, prohibit new construction in the new flood area, etc. Much of that property is likely to be very expensive, so amortizing that over 90 years would be useful. Of course, the property is likely to become much cheaper as time goes on, so that should be taken into account. And keep in mind that sea level rise is not likely to stop in 2100, so this really becomes a long term issue and a new way that most coastal areas need to start thinking.

    5. Re:90 years in the future... by tomtomtom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What about sewers? Much of London's sewer system is more than 150 years old and will last for at least that long again thanks to good engineering and great foresight by the Victorian planners. If we had to rebuild our sewer system every 90 years, we would be spending a great deal more on our water bills than we do at present.

    6. Re:90 years in the future... by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      Bah! If we are talking about England, all the current buildings will have been bulldozed and replaced by shittier buildings at least twice. It seems to be accelerating, there are shabby 15 years old buildings that replaced the 60's high rises that replaced the Victorian terraced housing. I blame air pollution, all that lead poisoning has increased the numbers of architects.

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  11. Well, telling them doesn't work by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful
    A lot of houses in Britain have been built on flood plains.

    Even though they are clearly marked on the maps, and (presumably) are discovered in property searches, people still buy these places. Yet when the inevitable happens - for rain is a fact of life in England, they whine and moan about "our house has flooded ... you gotta HELP us!" Better still, a lot of river-side properties are very desirable and attract huge premiums. The buyers seem not to associate having a large body of moving water, passing by the bottom of the gardens to their million-pound houses, with any sort of risk, at all.

    All I would suggest is huge .... massive .... crippling ... increases in home insurance premiums to both alert buyers to the dangers and also to make them pay the going rate for repairs and renovations - rather than being subsidised by all the sensible people. Just like happens with car insurance.

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    1. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by thewils · · Score: 1

      This must be universal because the same thing happens annually in Canada. How difficult can it be to protect yourself from flooding? Page one of my brief manual reads "Don't buy a house that was built _in_ a fricken river, or _on_ the beach in the first place."

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    2. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In summer, the river's at the bottom of the garden; in winter the garden's at the bottom of the river...

    3. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by thewils · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not just in winter. I've seen a one-foot wide trickle go to a twenty-foot wide raging torrent after a summer thunderstorm.

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    4. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by Rockoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thats exactly it as far as I am concerned.

      I dont want to foot the bill for people in flood regions when the river misbehaves, just like I don't want to foot the bill for people on the coast when the ocean misbehaves.

      Next up: People living next to an active volcano situated on a fault line on a river basin that is somehow under sea level on a hill where mudslides are common, want help.

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    5. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by w3woody · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this is an Anglosphere thing, since the exact same fool thing happens in the United States. People buy homes on 20 year flood planes or 100 year flood planes then go nuts when their house floods. Well, you bought your property on a plane that regularly floods: the "100 year" designation only means some geologist somewhere thought "there's about a 1 in 100 chance of this flooding in a given year."

    6. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds good. But I find your manual incomplete. It should probably mention something about floodplains (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floodplain), where you can be a significant distance away from any water, and still be at risk. For example, the city where I live, home to 800 000 people, is entirely within a flood plain, and without flood protection, about 90% of the city is at risk of flooding every spring. In fact, a sizeable percentage of the province has been know to flood. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_Red_River_Flood)

      Yes, this is a very stupid place to build a city. Nobody asked for my input. There are nearby areas of high ground that would be a better choice, but the risk is everywhere in the south.

      The choices are to either abandon some of the best farmland in Canada (and the world), or build protection and live with the risk.

    7. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by thewils · · Score: 1

      Not really. My manual considers the flood plain as part of the river. Just like the beach up to the high tide mark (and beyond) is part of the sea. If my house ever floods, then a couple of nearby cities will be under 100 feet of water and I'll need scuba gear to do my shopping there.

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    8. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by fritsd · · Score: 1

      There's a very simple solution for this: forbid housing in the floodplain and reserve it for grazing cattle on that extremely fertile clay ground, converting it into grassland. This is called an "uiterwaard" (in Dutch) (sorry, no English translation found--as someone said before here, hire Dutch engineers then, because they have the required vocabulary ;-) ). In winter there's not much to eat outside for the cattle anyway so it doesn't matter that it's under water.
      It completely astonishes me to read every year that in Great Britain and Ireland, people aren't allowed to use their garden hoses in summer because there's too little water, and then in winter some village or other floods to great loss of property (and sometimes life). It's not exactly rocket science if you look at the working solutions... and GB and NL have very similar climates (it rains a bit more in Britain though).

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    9. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by thewils · · Score: 1

      At the very least they should pay extra for flood insurance - just like I pay extra for earthquake insurance - and ask themselves "why" if they are refused.

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    10. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way we deal with that in the U.S. is when rich people build houses in areas no sane company would insure them, the gov't steps in and offers insurance! Whee! Building on a flood plain? No problem! Barrier island? We've got you covered!

    11. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by DaveGod · · Score: 2, Informative

      Property searches used to only include checking title, open planning applications and mining. Only last month did the land registry link up with the Environment Agency to provide flood risk information. It is still quite basic, apparently doing no more than linking a postcode to a situation on this map. Few people read (or are even given) the results of searches, they just rely on their lawyer pointing things out.

      Many of the major floods seen in the news here in recent years have been extraordinary stuff, which would be classed as low risk category anyway. There's an article on the BBC talks about that in relation to Cockermouth (yes we do have very silly names for places in Britain), while the #1 comment there has a very important point: land use is extremely significant and isn't factored into the flood risk maps. The flooding a couple of years ago in Hull was actually blamed in large part on people paving their driveways, resulting in massive run-off with minimal water soaking away. This is a massive contributor to flooding, to such an extent that "we have identified areas at tops of hills that are at risk of surface water flooding".

      For what it's worth you will have increased premiums if you live in a flood plain. That is, if you thought to ask for flooding cover. Usually if there is extensive damage to a flooded property the insurance company won't pay out if it happens a second time, or only above a massive excess. This doesn't seem to cause a problem when it comes to sell property - unlike cars where you are obliged to state if an insurance company has written off the car (though nobody does, which is why you should always get your own insurer to check for you, though no, nobody does that either).

    12. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      Even though they are clearly marked on the maps, and (presumably) are discovered in property searches, people still buy these places. [...] they whine and moan about "our house has flooded ... you gotta HELP us!" [...] All I would suggest is huge .... massive .... crippling ... increases in home insurance premiums to both alert buyers to the dangers and also to make them pay the going rate for repairs and renovations

      I see your point, but:

      Imagine I was a hard-working person, I'd been saving up for a few years, and after learning my wife was pregnant we'd brought a house for £170,000 so we'd have the space we needed. Put down a £30,000 deposit on it - all my life's savings. I've been fully responsible, done every calculation there is to be done, I've brought a house with a price within my means, I've checked what the insurance costs are going to be.

      The next day, the government announces "from now on there will be no flood assistance for anyone" and insurers decide to levy huge, massive, crippling increases in home insurance premiums.

      So now I can't afford my insurance payments - maybe I should move, right? Well I'd like to, but it turns out my £170,000 house is now only worth £100,000 - so even if I sell it, I'd still be £40,000 in debt, and I'd have no money for a deposit on a new house.

      Is that a desirable outcome? Will it be good for the economy? Would it be good for the re-election prospects of the politicians who introduced it?

      I'm not saying I disagree with you entirely - just that I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for anything to happen.

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    13. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by Nethead · · Score: 1

      People living next to an active volcano situated on a fault line on a river basin that is somehow under sea level on a hill where mudslides are common,

      Go southeast-ish of Seattle about 125 miles and I think you may well be able to find that spot.

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    14. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      Now imagine you had an entire city of a couple hundred thousand people built not in a flood plain but 10 feet below sea level. By the sea. And a huge river. And a huge lake. That's what we have here in the US. And the people react similarly when it flooded.

    15. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      Here in Austria, if an area gets flooded too often the insurance company can offer relocation instead. The all houses rebuild/fixed after that in that area can't get any insurance. Makes sense really.

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    16. Re:Well, telling them doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They only make up a small percentage of the problem. The real problem is that, as with everywhere else, cities tend to build around rivers and harbours.

  12. They're preparing for defeat? by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    They think it'll prove politically impossible to change course and stop the rise in sea level?

    What are their plans for handling starving refugees? Or, merely feeding themselves? Living with tropical diseases? I think a little more thought on the disruptions would encourage a redoubling of efforts to stop the warming. It is not yet too late for that.

    This kind of planning smacks of Cold War futility and madness, when quite a few nuclear bomb shelters were built and plans made to retreat to mine shafts with the pitiful surviving remnants of humanity (but, hey, ten hot women for every man!) knowing that if they ever had to be used for their ostensive purpose, humanity was already screwed. Well, interstate loops around large cities were meant to encourage development that might help contain a nuclear blast, maybe the same idea can help hold back the water!

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    1. Re:They're preparing for defeat? by bunratty · · Score: 0

      We're continuing to increase the concentration of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. That's predicted to cause a few degrees of warming, which is in turn predicted to increase sea level by a meter or more. It is technologically impossible to stop any further rise in sea level, according to the vast majority of climatologists.

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    2. Re:They're preparing for defeat? by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Moving cities isn't "defeat". Let's remember that coastal cities are where they are because that's where the "coast" is, and when the coastline changes construction can adapt to that.

      "What are their plans for handling starving refugees? Or, merely feeding themselves? Living with tropical diseases? I think a little more thought on the disruptions would encourage a redoubling of efforts to stop the warming. It is not yet too late for that."

      Why should there be any such problems from a _gradual_ rise in sea levels?

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    3. Re:They're preparing for defeat? by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      This is correct http://www.pnas.org/content/106/6/1704.full unless we decide to remove carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.

    4. Re:They're preparing for defeat? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Consider Bangladesh. Moving to higher ground, in that instance, pretty much means moving to other countries. Even if it happens over a period of years, they're going to end up compressed into a tiny strip of land along their borders. How are they supposed to deal with this? Do you think the neighboring nations will just accept an influx of 160 million people?

    5. Re:They're preparing for defeat? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Bangladesh is among the areas people should not densely inhabit.

      They will do so anyway, and many routinely perish in consequence. Neighbor countries would be burdened by an influx of such people, and will likely try to keep them out.

      That is a local problem, not a global one, and it isn't my problem at all.

      I've been hearing about the disastrous consequences of relentless breeding for decades. I'm tired of watching it on TV and seeing it on the internet. Nature's rule is "adapt or die", and death happens sooner to those who refuse to get the hint. Sending the victims food and aid just keeps them functioning in place, although there is an emotional need to pretend something different.

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    6. Re:They're preparing for defeat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a selfish cunt. I hope I never meet you.

    7. Re:They're preparing for defeat? by omb · · Score: 1

      Co2 is not (a) a pollutant, (b) is plant food; the major green-house gas is H2O (water), the models they are using are full of shit, and historically the Co2 level has lagged not lead temperature. It may well be the Co2 level caused by Human emission will be wholly limited by photosynthesis, but what it certainly is not doing is causing a temperature rise, that rise is an artifact of the 'corrections' used by Jones (CRU) and Mann to already Cherry Picked data, the fact is that temperature has declined for the previous 8 years and the Arctic Oscillation means that it will decline further this year. In reality the temperature has fallen by > 0.6dC in the last 9 years.

      Put simply the empirical evidence completely contradicts the AGW hypothesis and is yet another US fostered scam on the tax paying public.

    8. Re:They're preparing for defeat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! What a load of misinformed drivel.

  13. Not pork by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Whomever labeled this "pork" should think of New Orleans and reconsider. Protecting vulnerable coastal areas with levees and such is a valuable investment in human life.

    1. Re:Not pork by tomhath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The US Eastern Seaboard has major problems with beach erosion. The real problem is that sand beaches have never been static; they erode, move, and build up in different spots depending on vagaries of currents and storms.

      Of course idiots still want beachfront property as close to the ocean as they can get, so the obvious solution is to have Congress subsidize rebuilding the beaches and paying for flood insurance. If the government would just get out and let the property owners bear the real cost the problem would solve itself.

      New Orleans? I'm not convinced it's all that special. Move it inland about 50 miles and the problem goes away

    2. Re:Not pork by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      New Orleans happened in a large part because of human intervention. Levees and canals magnified the impact of Katrina enormously.

      And there is the basic lesson, don't build your city below sea level next to the ocean.

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    3. Re:Not pork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because we should all live next to the ocean, on sand, at the mouth of a frequently flooding river, in hurricane alley.

      OR people could take responsibility for making HORRIBLE decisions about where to build a house.

    4. Re:Not pork by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The sad fact is that New Orleans is totally unnecessary. There is a large city on the other side of the lake and there used to be a bridge across to it (probably rebuilt already). New Orleans is simply a ghetto for the poor and should be shut down, not rebuilt - rebuilding it is a waste of time and money.

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    5. Re:Not pork by Nadaka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You forgot a few, below sea level, next to an ocean, between a river draining half the continent and a lake 30+ miles wide, and in a swamp.

      New Orleans would be a lot safer if the USACE hadn't taken on the herculean effort of keeping the Mississippi river running through the city. Rivers naturally change course, and the Mississippi was in the process of shifting westward (IIRC it would have been headed close to due south from from Baton Rouge) before it was "tamed" through massive geological engineering. Without the weight of the Mississippi, the land in the area could well rebound and risen to or even above sea level again.

    6. Re:Not pork by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Protecting vulnerable coastal areas with levees and such is a valuable investment in human life."

      You don't need a levee if you don't build in an area that require a levee. The US is vast, no one requires to live below sea level or in areas inevitably subject to storm surge.

      The intelligent and ethical way to protect people from the consequences of living below sea level or in other extremely vulnerable areas where no one would build a city now is to prohibit them from doing it.

      Let's remember that NOLA is a consequence of terrible choices about where to build. There is a vast amount of room available in the US, but people relentlessly insisted on building in low areas that were vulnerable. Now they relentlessly crave to return there for nothing more than emotional reasons. The rest of us shouldn't have to pay for their utterly indefensible choice.

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    7. Re:Not pork by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "And there is the basic lesson, don't build your city below sea level next to the ocean."

      Tell that to the slum dwellers who want their slum replaced where they were.

      New Orleans was basically a giant ghetto with the French Quarter as tourist bait. Too bad more of it didn't get destroyed sufficient to prohibit rebuilding. There was nothing of value there.

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    8. Re:Not pork by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I agree completely on both counts. Coastlines simply are not static, and as time passes the money to preserve any strip of coastline, regardless of whether its rocky, sandy, cliffs, whatever, is simply going to increase. It's one thing to dredge out ports, where at least you can make an economic argument for the resources and cash required, but for beach front property?

      As to government flood insurance, it encourages insane behavior. I'm in British Columbia, and here, ever six or seven years, the Fraser River floods. It's pretty predictable, too. People watch as big chunks of their property fall into the river. They work like devils with sandbags. Eventually after a few floodings, the house itself is at risk, or outright destroyed. Of course, insurance companies won't even mention the words "flood insurance", but the government pledges when their houses float away or end up with a foot of of alluvial on the bottomfloor, to help the people rebuild, opening up the coffers and tossing money around. (The same thing is happening North Vancouver where they even more brilliantly built on the tops of cliffs in a climate zone that is usually described as "temperate rainforest", or, in other words, it rains ALOT, so guess what happens to those cliffs).

      There's lots of blame to go around. First, cities should not be allowing development in places that even your average Joe can see is plainly an area vulnerable to serious and potentially very fast erosion events. Secondly, governments at higher levels should not be encouraging this by basically blanket underwriting properties built in such areas. Third, people should grow a brain. If its by a river, ocean or on top of a cliff, eventually, one way or the other, nature is going to try to make your house go away.

      The problem for a lot of cities, of course, is that they're basically in a property pyramid scheme. The only way to pay for present expenditures is to keep developing, and these developments end up costing money, so they need to continue developing. Not only are cities building in absurd places, but in some areas they're actually burying prime agricultural land under concrete and asphalt, they're draining swamps (which, of course, exacerbates flooding), concreting and culverting in streams and creeks, reducing the land's capacity to deal with flooding. If you say "maybe you shouldn't drain that swamp and redirect those creeks through culverts, then you're labeled a greeny by greedy developers and large property owners all looking to make a quick buck. The fact that, twenty years down the road, what they've done will ultimately cost taxpayers a lot of money and people who may not even be aware of the serious geological and ecological changes done by such development their houses.

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    9. Re:Not pork by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      You don't need a levee if you don't build in an area that require a levee. The US is vast, no one requires to live below sea level or in areas inevitably subject to storm surge.

      New Orleans was just an example, we can't compress the entire world population to only live in the most habitable areas. You'd still need settlements in the less habitable ones due to available natural resources and (naval) trade routes. There are cases where the benefits outweigh the costs, especially when you consider we also need vast amounts of land for crops.

      (Living in the Netherlands, I might be biased, but in many cases managing risks will be more feasible economically and logistically than simply avoiding them.)

    10. Re:Not pork by DeadChobi · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes, because when someone else makes a bad decision like gambling all their money away or living in a city below sea level we should all be forced to pay for it with the fruit of our good decisions. What you are suggesting is tantamount to slavery because you insist that I work hard so that you can make bad decisions and not have to pay for them.

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    11. Re:Not pork by couchslug · · Score: 1

      The force of circumstance can indeed compress the world population.

      Extremely high value land like the Netherlands that is also inhabited by technologically sophisticated people with a surplus of resources to
      build dykes is unusual.

      Modern transport doesn't require vast cities on the coastline, it requires container ports and ways to offload oil tankers. Tanker connections can be made offshore and the oil piped to stations on land.

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    12. Re:Not pork by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      It's apparent to me that you haven't got a clue, or you are trolling, or perhaps both.

      The only thing there is on the Northshore is a clusterfuck of suburban sprawl surrounding a few core small cities and towns. Most of Baton Rouge is a similar kind of sprawl, and the place is already a traffic nightmare.

      There's been a bridge across the Lake since the 1950s; it was never damaged during any recent storm.

      Your assertion that "New Orleans is simply a ghetto for the poor" is not only untrue, it is highly offensive. There might be a kernel of truth in that there are poor areas which are still run down, but the same is true of very many cities of any size.

      Whatever. My righteous indignation is now expended. The fact of the matter is that we'll be "wasting" your money until the bitter end, and nothing you can say can refute or will change this. DIAF. :)

    13. Re:Not pork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it isone of the oldest cities in the western hemisphere. abandoning it would be like the english abandoning liverpool or the germans getting out of frankfurt. It is also one of the US's biggest port cities. also, it is a cultural capital for that entire part of the united states. if new orleans was abandoned, then you would have to abandon all of the gulf coast, florida, and the east and west coasts. if you have a real plan to relocate 200 million people, and the economic and historical legacy of the united states, please say it now.

    14. Re:Not pork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Orleans is like the 2nd or 3rd biggest port in the US. It's the port for the whole Mississippi drainage. Moving it further up river increases the costs and difficulty for the ocean going ships that call there. To me that's a pretty good reason to keep it where it is.

      ATPM

    15. Re:Not pork by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      What about fault lines? LA, Tokyo, San Fransisco? Get a big quake in one of these places and i can't see the death toll at less than 1 million in a place like Tokyo and government "intervention" cause insurance companies are too big to fail...

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  14. Nice to get some bargain beachfront property by slashbart · · Score: 1, Funny

    If people actually start taking this nonsense seriously, it might be that we get some serious drop in beachfront property prices. Great to live within walking distance of the sea.

    1. Re:Nice to get some bargain beachfront property by couchslug · · Score: 1

      You can always buy in Galveston. The sea periodically rises to meet you.

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    2. Re:Nice to get some bargain beachfront property by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Didn't you get the memo? Most of your fellow gw deniers have retreated from debating whether glaciers and icecaps are melting and sea level is rising, to whether it is caused by people. (The reason for this is the ice is melting and sealevel is rising. It's not just a prediction.)

      Now, unfortunately, there is a strong probability that the rich people living on beaches will sucker the poorer people in the rest of the country into paying to rebuild their mansions when they wash away. So, I suppose it might still be a good investment.

    3. Re:Nice to get some bargain beachfront property by slashbart · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link to wikipedia. Just looking at the graph it is clear that the sea level has been rising steadily since the last ice age. There is no increase in the slope at all, so there is nothing about global warming/climate change that has changed anything whatsoever about our decisions to live near the coast or not.

    4. Re:Nice to get some bargain beachfront property by slashbart · · Score: 1

      Thanks for calling me names.
      Fortunately I feel quite justified in having my own opinion on the science behind AGW; after all I have a cum laude Masters in Physics. I've spent most of my career in University labs, so I don't share your trust in the perfection of science. There are a lot of dumb and/or bad scientists, and there is a lot of bad science done and published. I happen to think that a lot of the science behind AGW is really bad, and as far as the computer modelling goes: anyone that thinks we are currently capable to accurate model an open energy system as complicated as climate, is not aware of the difficulties of computational physics. The predictions of these models are as reliable as simple extrapolation of the past, and the last 10 years of level or slightly dropping global average temperatures is proof that simple extrapolation of trendlines from last century (which period?) does not cut the mustard.

  15. Global Warming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't global warming make the sea retreat?

  16. Under by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    London the first underwater capital!

  17. Re:Selling the lie by GiveBenADollar · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily. Rise in sea level can also be caused by a sinking landmass. Yes this isn't a global rise in sea level, but I don't think a person living in it cares about the distinction.

  18. On the other hand by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It might be wiser for the UK to invest in more snowplows and salt.

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    1. Re:On the other hand by polar+red · · Score: 0

      indeed. GW leads to much colder winters in western Europe. http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1P1-88092634.html

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    2. Re:On the other hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      indeed. GW leads to much colder winters in western Europe.

      So does global cooling.

    3. Re:On the other hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      there are climate scientists trying to disprove global warming, but they fail,... what does THAT tell you?

      That it's non-falsifiable?

    4. Re:On the other hand by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "more", or "some"? :-P

  19. Re:Selling the lie by jvillain · · Score: 1

    You mean like how it was killing the coral reefs but then it wasn't, and it was warming the top of Kilimanjaro but then it wasn't, like it had caused the glaciers in the Himalayas to retreat massively but then they weren't, like ....

  20. Re:Selling the lie by amiga3D · · Score: 0

    It's a fact jack. Sea levels are due to rise several inches over the next few decades. The average rise for the last 100 years has been 1.8mm per year. Get ready for waterworld.

  21. Solution by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 0

    Prevention.

    1. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or planning. Such as; Why do you live in shacks and huts when you live on an island that is prone to earthquakes? The Japanese learned why can't others.

  22. Very True by omb · · Score: 1

    Having liver in the Netherlands for 3 years on and off, yes, they could fix it and the trains so they worked in snow.

    The only thing you have to stop them touching is the roads, or they will turn them all into 'langsamwegs'

    1. Re:Very True by polar+red · · Score: 1

      Are you in the trade of delivering organs across Western Europe ?

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  23. I can explain. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Do anyone has thought that instead of investing resources in fighting rising levels

    It's simple. The City of London (i.e. the financial district in London) is at risk. They pretty much own the government/country, so of course taxes are going to be raised to implement flood defences.

     

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  24. Finally... by M-RES · · Score: 2, Funny

    We can rid ourselves of the stain on the face of England that is London! I'm all for it.

    1. Re:Finally... by fermion · · Score: 1

      Pat Robertson would agree with you. Perhaps England, along with Haiti, made a deal with the devil and deserves the horrible deaths of women and children that such a deal brings. I am sure that according to Robertson, such a deal would be factual. After all, I believe it was King Henry VIII that left the church for a divorce. This would be enough to annihilate a country in anyone's book.

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  25. Nuclear power station highest priority by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    The things we build with the longest planning horizon are nuclear power stations. They need that horizon because decommissioning can take such a long time. This makes nuclear power stations the projects most affected by sea level rise of all our current undertakings when sited in tidal regions. In the UK most stations are by the sea owing to lack of suitable rivers to provide cooling. Many current sites appear to have serious geological problems in the face of sea level rise detailed in this report: http://www.greenpeace.org.uk/media/reports/the-impacts-of-climate-change-on-nuclear-power-station-sites At least the UK is looking at this issue. In the US, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission refuses to consider the problem at all yet the US has many more inland sites than the UK and could simply defer consideration of licenses in tidal areas until sea level rise is better understood.

    1. Re:Nuclear power station highest priority by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Many current sites appear to have serious geological problems in the face of sea level rise detailed in this report: http://www.greenpeace.org.uk/media/reports/the-impacts-of-climate-change-on-nuclear-power-station-sites

      Referring to Greenpeace for a report about nuclear power is a bit like asking Richard Dawkins about religion or the pope about atheism: there just might be a teeeeny bit of bias there.

      Dunno why they are against nuclear power, since it's the least enviromentally damaging per kilowatt hour way of producing power we currently have. You'd think they'd be ecstatic about a power plant who's waste is buried deep into bedrock rather than being spewed into the atmosphere...

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    2. Re:Nuclear power station highest priority by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      That report is just a staring point. There has been quite a lot of review of the issue in the UK.

  26. Managed Retreat by Cally · · Score: 1

    The policy in the UK has been Managed Retreat for several years now.

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    1. Re:Managed Retreat by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      The policy in the UK has been Managed Retreat for several years now.

      Run Away! Run Away!

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  27. Things Change? by Das+Auge · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did you just say that things change naturally? That's crazy talk! It's a fact that nothing on this planet ever changes unless it's caused by mankind!

    Ever!

  28. This is a Darwin test people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you happen to live in these flood prone locations there are two choices:
    a) Fix the entire world to stop rising waters ---- not likely.
    b) MOVE to higher ground.

    How long can you tread water? Perhaps you should ask the people of New Orleans?

    Seriously. This is a Darwin test. Fail if you must, the human race will be better off.

    1. Re:This is a Darwin test people by couchslug · · Score: 1

      I strongly agree.

      The truth is controversial because people have an emotional buy-in to obsolete ways of thinking.

      The ocean shares no such outlook.

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    2. Re:This is a Darwin test people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truth is controversial because people have an emotional buy-in to obsolete ways of thinking.

      The truth is controversial because Very Important People spent A Lot of Money to buy those beachfront houses, and they're not going to put up with any of this nature bullshit, not when they can get the government to bail out their house when it's underwater.

    3. Re:This is a Darwin test people by Miamicanes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > If you happen to live in these flood prone locations there are two choices:
      > a) Fix the entire world to stop rising waters ---- not likely.
      > b) MOVE to higher ground.

      You forgot option 'c' --

      c) Make the ground you already own a foot or two higher.

      A hundred years ago, the land my house sits on (western Pembroke Pines, Florida) was theoretically (if not actually) underwater a few months per year. It wasn't swamp... it was outright, honest-to-god 'Everglades'. Yet, talking to my neighbors, the neighborhood has never flooded -- or even came close to it -- in ~30 years.

      Why?

      The big dike a few miles west, and the huge drainage canals everywhere obviously help... but there's another factor: the developer turned the low-lying areas into deep lakes, and used the debris to raise the surrounding area. So... when we have a really bad (read: daily) summer downpour, the water runs into the storm drains, then gets dumped a few hundred feet away in those same lakes.

      The work quite well. Last month, large parts of South Florida were flooded for a day or two after massive downpours that dumped more than a foot of rain. We barely even had puddles on the roads.

      Media propaganda to the contrary, FEMA doesn't just dump money into low-lying areas. If you build a house in a floodplain and it gets flooded, FEMA (as a condition of making flood insurance available to an area) requires that the local government pass laws requiring rebuilt homes to have their lowest habitable floor a couple of feet above the "500 year" water level. You can buy landfill to raise your lot's height, you can build on pilings, or you can take the insurance money and head for the hills. What you *can't* do is put yourself in the exact same situation you were in beforehand.

      Over time, economically valuable parts of low-lying cities will get rebuilt on pilings. Over the next 25-50 years, the roads get rebuilt higher, with better storm drains and stormwater retention ponds.

      The controversy in New Orleans is that people in the flooded areas wanted special treatment & exemption from the rules -- to which FEMA firmly said, "No. You'll rebuild on pilings, or you won't rebuild. This isn't oppression by The Man... it's common sense."

      My prediction: the poorest, lowest-lying, most destroyed parts of New Orleans that aren't likely to be rebuilt anytime soon will sit vacant for a few years, until property values rise high enough for large corporate developers (Toll Brothers, Lennar, etc) to start quietly buying up large tracts of low-lying land. Once they own enough, they'll do the same thing there that they've done in Florida: dig a deep lake and/or surround the new community with a moat^h^h^h^h linear retention pond, build new concrete storm drains and streets above the historical flood level, then backfill the remaining area & turn it into expensive waterfront suburbia.

      Want to know what future coastlines in areas supposedly vulnerable to rising sea levels will look like? Go to South Beach. Most people don't even REALIZE it until you point it out to them, but it's actually surrounded by a huge dike -- the artificial dunes built as part of the beach renourishment program in the 80s and 90s, and the streets along the island's perimeter that have been progressively raised during widening and reconstruction to form de-facto dikes. Ditto, for Miami's bayfront neighborhoods.

      The strategy is simple: raise the roads, and let the wealthy property owners on the lower waterfront side worry about raising their own property level when they end up rebuilding -- possibly due to storm damage, more likely due to bulldozing away the older single-family homes and replacing them with skyscrapers. Any time a road in Florida gets widened, it almost always gets rebuilt a foot or two higher than it used to be. Stir, rinse, repeat for a hundred years, and by the time the sea level rises enough to flood areas that are dry today, hardly anyone will even notice. The areas that flood will have been floodin

  29. Harvey Cedars Beach Replenishment project by Guppy · · Score: 1

    Of course idiots still want beachfront property as close to the ocean as they can get, so the obvious solution is to have Congress subsidize rebuilding the beaches and paying for flood insurance.

    They want to be close to the water and have a great view. In Harvey Cedars, NJ, there was a beach replenishment project that resulted in an interesting twist -- a couple who were unhappy that beachfront replenishment was going to ruin their house's first-floor view of the ocean sued (and won) $480,000.

  30. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 2, Informative

    ah. The telegraph. A beacon of science in a medieval world? And an article from Dr Mörner? you say ? this person perhaps ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils-Axel_M%C3%B6rner#Views_on_dowsing ?

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  31. Re:Selling the lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sceptics would crack me up, but for the fact they occupy such a wide attention in the popular press.

  32. Re:Selling the lie by Zordak · · Score: 1

    there are climate scientists trying to disprove global warming, but they fail,... what does THAT tell you?

    That it's not a real, honest-to-goodness, falsifiable scientific theory, but rather just a bunch of "best guesses" based on computer models? But don't worry. Just send all your money to Al Gore and he will personally guarantee that these here carbon dioxide molecules leave you and your family alone. (Alternate metaphor: "The end is near! It is imminent! Send Al Gore your money now to ensure your salvation from the Carbon Beast!")

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  33. Re:Selling the lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quoth Nils-Axel Mörner, the same joker that has received the "Deceiver of the Year" Award by the Swedish Association of Science and Popular Enlightenment because he was actually holding university courses in Dowsing. I'm all for listening to the message, not the messenger, but this fellow has certainly, beyond reasonable doubt proven that he is no friend of the scientific process.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils-Axel_M%C3%B6rner#Views_on_dowsing

  34. What we need is lasers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In space. Really big lasers, boiling away enough ocean to keep the sea level from rising.

  35. Re:Selling the lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't give a fuck I am inland and I don't care about coastal cities
    here global co2 rise will means 2 thing :
    less sucky summers
    more agricultural output

  36. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1
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  37. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    there are climate scientists trying to disprove global warming, but they fail,... what does THAT tell you?

    Come on. There are climate scientists trying to prove global warming, but they fail too. There just isn't enough evidence to show that CO2 is having a significant effect on global temperature.

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  38. Re:Selling the lie by Zordak · · Score: 1

    Wow, that's a nifty link where a guy sanctimoniously draws a bright line between the True Protectors of the Earth(tm) and the "Inactivists," sets up a false dilemma (one and only one of us is right), and then proves his thesis by demonstrating that the "other side" said something that was wrong. But snarky retorts aren't science. I was hoping you'd show me where somebody has proposed an actual controlled experiment where "global warming theory" makes a concrete prediction that somebody can actually test and measure to see if it's correct. Otherwise, it's still just computer models and send Al Gore your money.

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  39. tear down to rebuild souless and crappy by zogger · · Score: 1

    Not so sure on tearing them down, I agree it is better most times to rebuild, retrofit, make better. I think a lot of bad cities could be saved with two steps, the first, with the federal level as a guide, end the war on some drugs. 40* years is enough, it is a failed experiment just like liquid drugs prohibition was. It's just stupid, costs way too much, doesn't work, actually creates more crime. The illegal drug trade and the huge profits are the major impetus for organized violent gangs and crime, etc, plus official corruption,which is much higher than the suits want to admit. You can't tell me there's not a major involvement in the global drugs trade with banks, paramilitary enforcement services, etc, the legal "system" people, etc. Huge money, especially black market money, leads to massive official corruption, it isn't just street level crime, although they really like to emphasize that. So anyway, end that stupid war.

    The second step, is to repurpose abandoned factories and make new stuff (like where are the millions of "really cheap and good enough" model A small windchargers out there, or solar thermal collection panels, and hot water heaters?), or they can keep manufacturing what they were making, the old stuff *with* the exception of the employees being majority owners, or the complete owners, which I think is an even better idea.

    Go from unprofitable to being profitable by eliminating bloat and excessive costs. The wall street way is to screw over the actual workers who make the stuff. Well, that's a dumb way to cut costs,if you look at the company as a whole rather than just a short term cash cow for the Cxx crowd. How about start at the top instead of the bottom and cut out *those* jobs instead?

    Detroit auto industry semi collapsed from the three existing established factors involved being at economic war with each other, meaning there never was a coordinated business, the unions versus the management versus the outside shareholders, all trying to run a company together. Nuts. A house divided will not stand.

    The result of this internal economic warfare was too much management who thought all their ideas were just infallible, no checks on business megalomania there at all, just out to lunch (stuff like the expensive private jets bringing in the bosses to beg for bailout loans..those people are *clueless*, can't even spot hideously bad PR), short term profits mentality with shareholders, and unions demanding way more than what was reasonable for factory work, so they had to charge way more than what vehicles should go for to pay for all those salaries and profits and way too high union costs, etc. Just plain dumb.

    Bad designs, always a decade or two behind the curve on what was really needed in the market, putzing around with stupid million dollar hydrogen boondoggle "concept" cars, blah, just lame, lack of focus, internecine destruction, etc. Just bad mojo, and if something like that is your dominant local employment scene like it is in Detroit..inevitable it would collapse. Detroit also suffered from some really bad racial tensions in the 60s, including riots (it was bad, saw them) leading to what they called "white flight" to the burbs, a massive shift, leaving downtown properties not worth as much, etc. Abandonedville to the gangs and junkies and the incredibly poor for the most part.

    But here are examples of where something like this collapse of the local economy leading to blight, etc were remedied by the workers themselves running their own shops, eliminating a lot of expensive overhead, plus it makes them focus on doing a good job, no "us versus them versus them" thing like typical US business, it is only "us".

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workers'_self-management

    In particular, scroll down that link to read about more recent "recovered factory movement" efforts in South America.

    And here is another interesting way that people

    1. Re:tear down to rebuild souless and crappy by onepoint · · Score: 1

      >> The second step, is to repurpose abandoned factories and make new stuff (like where are the millions of "really cheap and good enough" model A small windchargers out there, or solar thermal collection panels, and hot water heaters?), or they can keep manufacturing what they were making, the old stuff *with* the exception of the employees being majority owners, or the complete owners, which I think is an even better idea.

              Go from unprofitable to being profitable by eliminating bloat and excessive costs. The wall street way is to screw over the actual workers who make the stuff. Well, that's a dumb way to cut costs,if you look at the company as a whole rather than just a short term cash cow for the Cxx crowd. How about start at the top instead of the bottom and cut out *those* jobs instead?

      I love these types of statements, it proves to me that most people still don't understand why those people get paid the bucks they do. If you are the top of the company, you are directly responsible for the firms actions, and the hatchet swings rather quickly.

      So by a firm hiring one of these guys, they expect a result on the bottom line exceeding the money spent on the salary. No one likes layoffs, but it's part of the business when it becomes bloated. Everyone want's to think in an idolized world, but guess what, it's a business that the end goal is to pay the owners a profit of some sort.

      It's funny, people blame wall street for all the problems we are having now, the truth is that money was easy and they created a way that everyone could participate. if you want to blame someone, blame those that did the fraud during that time and gave loans under false pretenses. the real villains are closer to you than you think.

      Oh and to those that say "let the workers decide" here is the problem, that's all good for those non-public companies, but I would no invest in a firm where the employees make all the decisions unless they have been trained to understand the bottom line and understand the "tragedy of the commons" or self-interest ( I would love to see a worker owned firm having to fire one of there own, especially when it's there neighbor).

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  40. water towers by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

    Why can't we build huge water towers to lower the sea level ?, there really isn't that much water on the earth its just very thinly spread out.

    We could build them at the poles and the water would freeze making it much safer (from terrorism, quakes, etc).

    Any reason why this wouldn't work ?.

    1. Re:water towers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't work because your premise that "there really isn't that much water on the earth" is incorrect. There is a lot in comparison to the available land mass where water towers could be built. Think about the volume of an ocean.

    2. Re:water towers by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      That's sort of what we have at the moment with the ice caps on Antarctica, Greenland, Siberia, Northern Canada and so on. The problem is that global warming is causing them to melt.

    3. Re:water towers by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      so build walls around them

    4. Re:water towers by qazadex · · Score: 1

      what a shame that it doesnt matter shit that the north pole melts. ice in water = already displacing volume.

    5. Re:water towers by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      It won't work because your premise that "there really isn't that much water on the earth" is incorrect. There is a lot in comparison to the available land mass where water towers could be built. Think about the volume of an ocean.

      why couldn't we build the water towers in the ocean then ?.

    6. Re:water towers by Kidbro · · Score: 1

      I have a hard time guessing if you're trolling or not. I'm assuming you are, but on the remote chance that your question really is sincere:
      The volumes involved are mind numbing. If sea levels rose even one foot, there'd be 10^14 cubic meters of water to handle.

      I couldn't find a reference on the world's largest water tower, but the US largest (and those Americans do seem to like building big stuff) can hold "half a million gallons". So, if we built towers as big as that one, we'd still need about 5*10^10 of them - that would be about ten times as many as we have people in the world.

      Are you beginning to see the problem?

    7. Re:water towers by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      not trolling, and I wasn't suggesting we just take a traditional water tower and scale it up.

      build a huge enclosure, walls as high as you can go, and fill it up, you could do this in the ocean where its likely to have less ecological impact.

  41. The Right Wing Can't Float by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we should take the right wing loonies who have denied that global warming is a reality or raised voices against taking action until absolute agreement of every nut jog maverick scientist in the world agrees that it is real and stake them out in the low spots on the English coast. They can then repeat over and over again "I am not drowning".

    1. Re: The Right Wing Can't Float by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good idea. And while you are killing off your political opponents for daring to dissent from your radical "war on climate change" agenda, you can repeat over and over "I am not a fascist".

  42. Re:Selling the lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I thought that Global Warming may be due to CO2 in from humans, the release of Climategate emails and the following research by many shows that the whole issue is a fraud. Three items:
    a) the hockey stick would receive an F in Chemistry lab. Mann uses ice cores to prove his thesis up until 1999 when they show a decline in temperature. Does he analyze the global warming theory? No he stops the ice cores and uses data that fits his theory!
    http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fpcomment/archive/2009/12/20/climategate-what-s-the-quot-trick-quot-and-what-did-it-quot-hide-quot.aspx
    b) recently the founder of the Weather Channel (a meterologist and not a journalism major) ran an hour long program on what is going on with the global warming scam. If what he presents in part 4 of the video, there is nothing but ABSOLUTE FRAUD taking place. They are contending that on 3 or 4 weather stations are used by the NASA/NOAA to populate their climate models that predict the future disasters due to global warming!!! Having used the historical data to predict electric and gas usage from the original data, this is ridiculous! The Central Valley, the Sierras, desert areas, coastal areas have hugely different climates.
    http://www.kusi.com/weather/colemanscorner/81559212.html
    c) The longest temperature record of 400 years only shows a slight increase over that time:
    http://c3headlines.typepad.com/.a/6a010536b58035970c0120a7c87805970b-pi

  43. England is sinking by BradMajors · · Score: 1

    This problem is only partially caused by rising sea levels, England is also sinking.

    1. Re:England is sinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a subtle fat joke somewhere in there?

  44. No it isn't by spectrokid · · Score: 1

    the letter "ij" is not pronounced like in dyke, it is like in "weight"

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  45. Don't fight it... No, seriously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Undersea cities. Just build a roof if you already have walls.

    For sunlight, optic fiber -- already been used to light inner rooms.

    Or a treat: big floating/submersible platforms for amusement/sports, reachable by some kind of elevator/wirecar (underwater).

  46. Whoever told you that... by Griffon26 · · Score: 1

    is full of shit.

  47. What Defeat, ClimateGate, Arctic Oscillation by omb · · Score: 1

    If you havn't noticed it has been one of the Coldest winters in recent years, due to the un-predicted Arctic Oscillation. This goes to the climate models can't predict 3 months ahead, let alone 20 years. Add to that the data Cherry Picking that went into HAD-CRU and IPCC reports, and the incredibly course mesh that the Heat & Gas equations are run on. And the 0.6dC fall in average temperature over the last 8 years ... "hide the decline" (Jones).

    Having now looked at both the Statistics and the setup of the Climate Models, I can tell you these guys are as innumerate as the econometric modelers used to be so: add AGW/sea-level-rise to H1N1 and the Great US Finance Debacle (repeal Glass-Steigel, Naked Shorts, Mark-2-Market & CDOs). This is all due to incompatant US administrations, a corrupt and grand standing Congress, a broken Court System so SCOTUS no longer upholds the Constitution, rather twists itself into a pretzel to pander.

    All this amplified by the ignorant and biased reporting of the 24/7 lie-news cycle.

    Finally I would point out that US policy, in every area is to mis-understand or lie about the threat analysis and then spend billions of dollars on the wrong thing, you guys need first to get an education, not just teach Chinease PhD's to hack Google and 35 other corporations, and get your completely corrupt government under control. That is what the RIGHT to bear arms is all about.

  48. Works Good by omb · · Score: 1

    Every time I am in the Netherlands I simply marvel at the energy and efficiency of the water management. Amsterdam airport Schipol is 7m (23 feet) below sea level.

    I was once asked by a colleague coming from Brussels (Belgium) to Amsterdam (NL) how he could tell when he crossed the frontier, and I said, "It's simple, when you see the sleepy cows in a wet field replaced by bright yellow earth moving machines, then you are in the Netherlands".

    Gaag gedaan!

  49. Machine Translation by omb · · Score: 1

    Only if you use Google/Yahoo

  50. Lake Torrens, Lake Eyre are the solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Australia there are 2 VAST lakes that are below sea level.
    It would require:
    70km of canal digging to Lake Torrens from Port Augusta.
    50km of canal digging to Lake Eyre From Lake Torrens.
    A couple of Km of wier with an osmosis membrane at Port Augusta to filter the salt out of the inward flowing 'river' created.
    That will ensure the salt levels inland remain no more salty than the Sea.

    Voila!
    Billions of litres removed from the Ocean.
    An entirely new chemical-free salt water fishing industry.
    More evaporation in Australia's centre, which would hopefully lead to more rain over the south-eastern food bowl.

  51. 90 Years Out by omb · · Score: 1

    It really is very, very, very simple; if the predictions were NEAR term, they will either be proved wrong, or massively toned down;

    So the solution is to make them very long term and continue the flow of FUD and hand waving. Then go look at the models 2 degree equatorial latitude cells, thats 44 miles (70 k) on side, and they think they might get accurate results ( hint the tetrahedron tessalation for aeronautical design is circa 1 mm on side), give me a break! and that is without Chaos theory applied to the entire differentiable manifold.

    Another hint, in temperate latitudes, on land, entire weather systems are ~ 20-100 miles, and tornados < 0.5 miles wide. This is just a huge joke and the Emperor really is naked.

    1. Re:90 Years Out by fritsd · · Score: 1

      give me a break! and that is without Chaos theory applied to the entire differentiable manifold.

      This is not about calculating some kind of Lyapunov exponent, predicting the *weather* 90 years from now is indead "FUD and hand waving", but the rise in sea level is predicted as a result of predicting the *climate* change instead.
      If you're fat now, that's not because you stuffed yourself at a party 20 years ago and the Chaos butterfly fell in love with you, but it's more or less extrapolatable from your past diet, past weight, and eating habit trends.
      But then, you probably already knew all that. It's debunked here (realclimate.org "Chaos and Climate")

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  52. due dilligence in research by zogger · · Score: 1

    If you followed the first link and did some more research, in particular to the Argentinian examples, you will see that they have become successful after the bosses and investors had just given up and closed the factories down, walking away, leaving the rest of the workers high and dry with no jobs, even when they had taken pay cut after pay cut all the way to the point that they couldn't even afford to get to work.. These allegedly "professionally well managed" factories, etc were NOT successful with the strict capitalist model of paying the big bucks to some "executive" decision makers and order givers, plus funding outside shareholder investors, they failed or where darn close to it. After this turns out to be unnecessary overhead bloat and expense was removed, the workers, and the factory, or other businesses, were able to go back to being profitable.

    So I agree with you, layoffs might be necessary, just WHO gets laid off is at issue. It doesn't always have to be the guys down on the shop floor that are costing the company too much money to be profitable, it well could be too many heavy layers of quite expensive management is where the true waste is, and what needs to be "laid off" as a sane cost cutting move.

    As to you "investing" in one of those places, that's the point in many of these sorts of situations, you would have to actually work, as in physical labor of some sort "work", there to be a part owner for your "share", you would have to "invest" labor in getting up and going there for your shift work if you wanted any of the profits.

    There's nothing all that exotic to this model, it is a co-op, just for employment, which also seeks to be more efficient and profitable by eliminating waste, even "jobs and wages" waste, something all sorts of companies do now, they look around for labor arbitrage advantages. Just in this case they found their best advantage was eliminating a lot of jobs at the top, not at the bottom. They found out it isn't necessarily carved in stone that you have to have an all managerial class separate from the blue collar workers, that in some instances, they were quite able to self manage themselves, and by eliminating this false necessity of paying for all the managerial overhead and outside investors demands, the rest of the employees there found out they could make a living and return the company itself to profitability.

    The workers are the owners, there is no distinction there.

    Co-ops to save money for all the members are not a new idea at all, say look at food co-ops, or a local co-op for telco or power instead of having an all privately owned utility or telco. Another example might be a local member owned credit union as opposed to a traditional bank.

    This worker co-op model just runs it even closer to an effective share and share alike model, realizing it takes all the parts to make the whole, and as they are all in it together, there is no internal war between the traditional "job" and income classifications and barriers, the white collar versus the blue collar versus shareholder demands.

    There's a really big variation of a "workers co-op" we are familiar with here on slashdot, and it is very successful to "boot", pun intended, on a global scale, able to compete quite well "in the market", and this is the Linux kernel, as is also the entire FOSS movement. It is a global workers co-op.

    All the contributors or "workers" get paid, at a minimum, this is the basest "minimum wage" pay and it goes up from there, with an "in kind" currency model, which is equal access to the code, and given that said code can then be used in OTHER business, A to Z, as most business today relies on computers and code, then you can "make money to pay the rent" etc, using the first "in kind" currency, as an economic force multiplier and cost saving measure to make additional national currencies of desire. It's a very successful variation on a workers' co-op model that is expanding daily, and it makes a lot of people stay employed, doing us

  53. No, You Hold Up by omb · · Score: 1

    That is not scientific modeling, or Mathematics, it is like numerology, The Chinese think 8 is lucky, is it? How can 2 billion people be wrong?

    At the risk of re-iterating:

    (a) this scam is based on faulty data which does NOT prove, imply or suggest what the real data predicts, see the ClimateGate CODE, and then read the e-mails, Jones has been suspended at CRU, and,

    (b) Real temperature is falling, and,

    (c) the models have to use the real Physics equations (i) Gas Equation, (ii) Heat Equation, (iii) Navier-Stokes not some piece of linearised shit you or they dreamed up to make the sums easy.

    and then you need to understand Chaos Theory which, to simplify, has theorems that prove that stepwise integration of differentiable manifolds, are in general unstable with respect of small variation in initial or matching boundery conditions, this is the absolute killer, and is why the mesh is all.

    Finally, don't be stupid, much of your argument is "ignore the details, the end result has to be this blind ass guess", well no it dosnt.

    This boils down to the fact that Math and Science is no longer taught in most US schools, and many college undergraduate classes are just as inane; for a laugh I put your argument to a 16 year old Swiss Berufschuler, and in spite of reading it in English, his response was immediate "sheiskopf".

  54. Yes, sea levels are rising... by JBaustian · · Score: 1

    Sea levels rose an estimated 12-18 inches during the 20th century. Didn't you hear about it? It was bigger news than the two world wars, putting men on the moon, and all those other lesser stories.

  55. Sea levels rising or land sinking? by rrvau · · Score: 1

    Well, the sea levels are NOT rising, East Anglia et al is SINKING, just as Holland has been and still is. If the sea is rising in England, it must be coming from parts of Scotland where the sea levels are "falling" or the land is rising. Obviously the folk who "believe" in sea levels tising haven't hear of Archimedes.

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  56. Sympathy from a geologist : by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Look people, use your fucking brains and don't buy property that doesn't have at least 10m of freeboard between it and the nearest drainage route. In a small number of areas, use a figure of 20m instead of 10m. As for people who've already been stupid enough to buy such property, which now has zero resale value : tough shit.

    I've got 80m freeboard between my cellar and the nearest river, and this was not an accident. I simply rejected housing adverts from areas of the city that didn't have sufficient freeboard. It's not rocket surgery. Or brain science.

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  57. I know - lets ask Jeezers to fixit! by dogzdik · · Score: 1

    He's coming back to rain on earth... any day now... honest.......... really he is.

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  58. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    I propose you give me an alternate theory that predicts WHY all those changes in nature happen. (rising temperatures, rising sea-levels, changing birdtrek-paterns, migrating insects ...)

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  59. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    from wikipedia:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climatic_Research_Unit_hacking_incident#Reactions_to_the_incident

    the entire incident a careful, "high-level, orchestrated smear campaign to distract the public about the nature of the climate change problem"

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  60. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    There just isn't enough evidence to show that CO2 is having a significant effect on global temperature.

    IDIOT.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenhouse_effect

    first reliably experimented on by John Tyndall in 1858, and first reported quantitatively by Svante Arrhenius in 1896.

    get with the times, will you?

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  61. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Oh please. Do I have to spell everything out? Let me be more explicit: there is not enough evidence that anthropogenic CO2 is having a significant effect on global temperature. Accepting that the global temperature has risen roughly one degree in the last hundred years, can you say what percentage of that rise is due to CO2, and what percentage is due to other causes (ie natural variation)? No, you cannot.

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  62. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    we know with certainty that CO2 concentration has changed drastically due to us more info here : http://www.skepticalscience.com/human-co2-smaller-than-natural-emissions.htm
    and CO2 has an effect on global temperature (without CO2 temp would be about 18-19 C lower than it would be now) you say somehow a larger concentration has not a greater effect ? explain.

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  63. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    It is known that CO2 has an effect on the earth's temperature. It is also known that the effect of adding CO2 to the atmosphere is smaller the more you add. Thus, each doubling of CO2 in the atmosphere has a cumulatively smaller effect on the global temperature.

    I kind of think of it in terms of blankets: if you put one blanket on, it will make a big difference in making you warm, if you put a second one on, it will have a somewhat smaller effect, and a third will have an even smaller effect.

    That's probably not a perfect analogy, but you can see the actual equation on Wikipedia. As you can see, it is logarithmic. Also, the constant is determined experimentally and may have a degree of inaccuracy, but I would be surprised if it's more than 10% off.

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  64. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    cumulatively smaller effect on the global temperature.

    yes. and a few degrees is enough to add 60m of ocean in the end. (melting ice + thermal expansion of water)

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  65. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    There's no one serious who is talking about the ocean rising 60 meters. That's just hyperbole.

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  66. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1
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  67. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    I think you must have a point, but it is not entirely clear to me what it is.

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  68. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    the melting of greenland alone will lead to a rise of 7m(this will happen (gradually) when we hit an average increase of about 2-3C). due to thermal expansion of the ocean, we can have another 50-60m on top of that (but that takes a lot longer)

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  69. Re:Selling the lie by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    I propose you give me an alternate theory that predicts WHY all those changes in nature happen. (rising temperatures, rising sea-levels, changing birdtrek-paterns, migrating insects ...)

    This is science we are talking about, aren't we? Lack of alternate theories does not give credence to a theory, at least in science. This is not to say there is a dearth of alternate theories.

    there are climate scientists trying to disprove global warming, but they fail,... what does THAT tell you?

    It tells me that there are climate scientists trying to disprove global warming, but they fail.

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  70. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    No one is predicting a complete melting of Greenland as a result of CO2 being added to the atmosphere. The IPCC report puts the estimate at under a meter. There has been some controversy since then, but none of the predictions are drastic. If you have heard predictions of New York being under water, or all of Greenland melting, this is from some propaganda source, not from a scientific source.

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  71. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    that's the prediction for this century ... you really think it will stop at that ? Après nous le déluge?

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  72. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Do you have reason to believe it won't? The next doubling of CO2 will take longer, and have an even smaller effect. The rise in temperature, and ocean levels, will be smaller and smaller.

    I mean, if you had a link to a paper in a scientific journal that worried about oceans rising 60 meters or something, I would pay attention, but there just isn't any evidence that this is something we need to worry about.

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  73. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    i had it wrong, the 60m is not due to thermal expansion, the 60m is the antartic melting; it probably won't happen at a 2-3C increase; but we don't know when it will. Let's hope we have still some time to prevent it. That's really the problem : we don't know, but I think we can't gamble with our own home(Nature will rebound eventually, with or without humans).

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  74. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    That's really the problem : we don't know, but I think we can't gamble with our own home(Nature will rebound eventually, with or without humans).

    Yeah, that's what it always breaks down to, "the science isn't exactly clear, but it might be bad so let's do something." No, how about NOT. Let's examine the situation until the science IS clear, and THEN do something that is actually effective.

    Because you never know, atmospheric CO2 might prevent the next ice age. Or not.

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  75. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    the science isn't exactly clear, but it might be bad so let's do something.

    yes, it's not 100% clear, but the direction in which the climate evolves is for more than 95% sure.
    you need to look at this guy :
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zORv8wwiadQ

    Let's examine the situation until the science IS clear, and THEN do something that is actually effective.

    we're doing something right now : putting more CO2 in the experiment until it breaks ... doing nothing=stopping CO2 output.

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  76. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    You're kidding, right? That's Pascal's Wager applied to global warming. I could use the same argument to get you to believe in God (what's the worst that could happen? You'll end up eternally in hellfire. You better believe....) or pretty much anything else. That kind of argument is not a rational reason to do anything. I mean, you might as well order cavity searches for every person entering the united states because otherwise someone might bring a micronized nuclear weapon hidden in their ass. Seems unlikely? But think of the potential cost if it DID happen. I hope you can see why that argument is not really useful.

    Also, once again, he is talking about scenarios that no one believes reasonably could happen. Global catastrophe? No, I don't think so, not from global warming.

    However, it IS certain that we WILL have some kind of catastrophe in the next decade, either an earthquake, or a volcano, or a tsunami. In fact, one just happened recently in Haiti. And more are going to happen, there is nothing we can do about it. As you mentioned earlier, the ocean levels will probably rise a lot in the future, not due to anthropogenic causes, but because of natural causes. Bad things are going to happen.

    The best thing we can do is spend our effort preparing for these types of things, rather than attempting to control the weather. Because we never will.

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  77. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    no one believes reasonably could happen

    WTF???? NAS, AAAS doesn't ring a bell ?

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  78. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    The NAS isn't a climate researching organization. Here is a statement they made on global warming. Notice two things: they rely heavily on the IPCC report for their information. Second, they make no prediction of global catastrophe. No one serious does.

    But if you're really serious about learning about this issue, the IPCC report is a good place to start. The NAS does it. Why not you?

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  79. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    So, you're serious about doing nothing but wait until we are 100% sure before adressing our CO2 output, while you do link to the IPCC, which gives us a very high probability of climate change due to CO2-emissions? this boggles my mind.

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  80. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    I linked to the actual report, which has a lot of good science. I don't deny good science. In fact, I recommend the IPCC report to anyone who is trying to understand the science behind global warming, because it is such a good overview of the field.

    However, I didn't link to the synthesis report, which is an attempt to summarize the full report. The full report was the work of thousands of scientists, and it seems they are mostly satisfied with the results. The summary, on the other hand, was written by a small group of people.

    The assertion of a high probability of anthropogenic climate change is not actually found in the actual report, it is found in the summary. The summary is a fine thing to read, too, and not as many pages, but I would suggest you read it critically, asking how they come to their conclusions. I feel their assertion is rather questionable, given their evidence. You may disagree, but that is something we can talk about.

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  81. Re:Selling the lie by polar+red · · Score: 1

    that doesn't even dignify an answer.

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  82. Re:Selling the lie by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Read it yourself. If you don't, you're just wallowing in ignorance, at the mercy of others who do know something. Given that you've already fallen for the idea of Pascal's Wager, your logic skills could probably use some work too.

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