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100% Free Software Compatible PC Launches

crimperman writes "The Open-PC project has announced that its first PC will be available at the end of February for €359. They claim the mini-ITX desktop machine is energy efficient, consumer ready, easy to upgrade, and — significantly — uses only hardware that has free software drivers available. As you'd expect, it comes with GNU/Linux which is running KDE (a €10 donation to the KDE project in included in the price). Interestingly all the key decisions on design, pricing etc. have been made by the community via online polls. The spec of the machine is pretty reasonable for the price: Atom 1.6GHz dual-core processor, 3GB RAM, 160GB HDD, Intel 950 graphics."

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  1. Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The prices approach the price of Apple hardware. I'd rather get a Mac and run Linux on an open source VM.

    1. Re:Mac by _merlin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Let's compare:

      Mac Mini: 549 Euro
      OpenPC: 359 Euro

      Mac Mini: 2GB RAM
      OpenPC: 3GB RAM

      Mac Mini: NVIDIA GeForce 9400M
      OpenPC: Intel GMA950

      Mac Mini: Core 2 Duo 2.26 GHz
      OpenPC: Atom N330 1.6GHz

      Mac Mini: 160 GB HDD
      OpenPC: 160 GB HDD

      So for 190 Euro more, you get OS X, a much faster, 64-bit, virtualisation-capable CPU, and a real GPU with dual display support, but lose 1GB RAM. I see no mention of I/O on the OpenPC, either - the Mac Mini has USB ports for days and FireWire 800.

    2. Re:Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      the Mac Mini has USB ports for days

      Does this mean that they don't work at night?

    3. Re:Mac by derGoldstein · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're solar-powered. This is a green computer, after all. Also, those aren't cooling fans in the case, they're wind turbines.

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    4. Re:Mac by Anonymusing · · Score: 4, Informative

      How can you say the Open PC has more power than the Mac Mini? That Mac's 2.26ghz Core Duo runs rings around the Open PC's 1.6ghz Atom, and its graphics card beats it out too.

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    5. Re:Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know it's not something that you point-and-drool Mac fanatics would usually do, but try reading the technical documentation.

      From the specs chart, it says:

      1 x PS/2 mouse port
      1 x PS/2 keyboard port
      1 x parallel port (ECP/EPP support)
      1 x serial port
      1 x VGA port
      4 x Ready-to-Use(sic) USB 2.0 ports
      1 x RJ-45 LAN port
      HD Audio Jack (line in/front speaker/microphone)

      After looking over all of the specs for this thing, it's definitely overpriced because it has a weak CPU, too little memory, lacks expansion capability (only a single PCI slot), has Intel integrated graphics and it's ugly as hell. For the same cost as that thing, I could build a pretty high powered gaming-class PC that would still work with Linux.

    6. Re:Mac by chgros · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All this for a mere 50% more! A bargain!

    7. Re:Mac by lastomega7 · · Score: 3, Funny

      4 Ready-to-Use usb 2.0 ports? That is pretty sick!

      Oh. I see what you did there.

    8. Re:Mac by fuzzix · · Score: 3, Informative

      The prices approach the price of Apple hardware. I'd rather get a Mac and run Linux on an open source VM.

      I'd rather get an ASRock Ion 330 for over 100 quid less.

      Oh wait... I did!

  2. Pricey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wanted to buy a Free PC, but I couldn't afford it.

    1. Re:Pricey by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just don't want to pay the "KDE tax". I wonder if I could get a refund if I refuse to accept the license.

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  3. Failed slashvertisment by BitZtream · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can go to Walmart and get a better machine with Windows already on it for half the price.

    For the second time I ask, who do I have to suck off to get my shitty product slashvertised?

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    1. Re:Failed slashvertisment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      kdawson

    2. Re:Failed slashvertisment by JackieBrown · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's funny how Walmart is equated to the devil and the destoryer of mom & pop stores yet whenever an open system or system with linux pre-installed comes out, everyone runs to point that Walmart has cheaper computers and parts. And And Dell is the computer equivelant of Wallmart (except they are better able to outsource their problems since it they are not a brick and mortar store

    3. Re:Failed slashvertisment by Korbeau · · Score: 4, Funny

      Proprietary software is like pedophilia, sodomy, card counting, or dog fighting. It's sick, immoral, and it harms society as a whole.

      But all that stuff ... pedophilia, sodomy, card counting ... can still do this with Open PC, right?

    4. Re:Failed slashvertisment by koiransuklaa · · Score: 3, Informative

      ah, I see you haven't followed how gadget prices work in EU vs US... otherwise you would have known 175 euros is not the equivalent of $250 -- prices I've seen elsewhere in Europe indicate the Zino costs more than 300 euros here (it's not available in my country yet for some reason).

      Any better examples, preferably with prices from a EU store?

  4. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's about $500 dollars, which is $50 more than I paid for a 16" Asus laptop for my wife for Christmas. Pretty much the same hardware too, other than her laptop came 1 gb more ram, a core2duo processor and a screen. It even uses the same chipset... The laptop came with windows 7 also so you can dualboot whatever flavor of linux you want.

    1. Re:Why? by Idbar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Buuuuut, you're missing an important part!

      The laptop came with a keyboard, a pointing device AND a screen... that you cannot remove!

      wait...

    2. Re:Why? by Bert64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem with suspend has to do with MS corrupting the ACPI spec...
      Find a machine where the ACPI support actually complies with the ACPI specs, and the DSDT has been compiled by Intel's compiler etc, and suspend will work perfectly out of the box on Ubuntu (i have several such machines).
      On a machine where ACPI is in some way broken, and the DSDT is compiled by the MS compiler (grep for MSFT in your dmesg) then it's pot luck wether linux has implemented the necessary workarounds to handle the intentionally broken ACPI...

      This seems to be part of MS's embrace and extend (of ACPI) attempts to stifle competition.

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  5. Mac — and skip the VM by mattdm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or run Linux natively. I have a slightly dated 24" iMac with an ATI Radeon GPU. I ran OS X for a few days and then got frustrated with the limited and over-intrusive UI, and with the tediousness of dealing with the various software ports projects. (The latter aren't awful, and I don't mean to disparage the people working on this, but it's nothing like just having yum or apt-get already there and just waiting to install thousands of excellent free packages.)

    So I installed rEFIt, and shrunk OS X down to a tiny partition I never boot into. Instead, I run Fedora 12 with all open source / free software drivers, including sound and 3D-accelerated video. (I think maybe the webcam doesn't work, but I don't really care.) Definitely the nicest Linux workstation I've ever had.

  6. Re:BIOS by mattdm · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sure it is. There's even projects to do it. For example, OpenBIOS.

  7. Re:950 video at that price why not ion or a real d by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

    Came here to hear somebody moan about the graphics and am leaving satisfied.

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  8. Re:950 video at that price why not ion or a real d by Siridar · · Score: 3, Informative

    the nvidia ion? the one with closed-source drivers? ...hmm...

  9. Benefits of Full-Spec Hardware? by starseeker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course if you look at this from a strict price/performance standpoint, it's not going to win - the point is solid support of the hardware is possible with fully open source code. How does this play out? Hard to say. I'd like to see a review geared to evaluation of points such as stability, responsiveness, usability of major open source programs (Blender, anyone?) and how/whether a fully open driver stack impacts that experience.

    Apple wins in the market because they create a smooth, integrated experience that has view technical "gotchas" waiting to pounce on the consumer. The point of projects such as this (IMHO anyway) is to try to achieve something similar with open source - a hardware/software stack that can be tuned for a performance that, while perhaps not the fastest possible, is "smooth".

    Realistically, how much horsepower is actually needed for anything not involving heavy duty graphics or video editing? Wouldn't it perhaps be worth trading off a bit of the "latest and greatest" hardware performance for something that was quality components, solid support and would run reliably for a long time? I know I'd be interested.

    It'll be interesting to see if they can find a way to illustrate the benefits of such an experience, even if they can create it - and whether the open source audience will be sufficiently impressed to buy it or not. I know that if my machine were to croak tomorrow, I would at least be curious - a Walmart PC or Dell might have better specs for a cheaper price but I'd be scared of component quality and assembly QC - that's one reason folks still build their own boxes, after all. My current machine was assembled from parts years ago, and has been quite reliable (as well as fast enough) through years of building Gentoo updates and other fairly intense desktop tasks - that's what I want for my next machine, because this month's hardware will be slow next month anyway and I want my $$ to last. Is this it? Who knows, but I'd be curious to see what a real in-depth review has to say.

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  10. Why? by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I really don't see the point of this. Perhaps back in 1998 when it took a lot of effort to get Linux up and running this might have a market, today, I can buy almost any laptop/desktop and install Ubuntu on it with little to no problems. Why should I have to pay $400+ more for a computer that gets me less? For $600 I can get a Core i7 gamer rig and not a crappy "nettop". For $150? I'd buy it in a heartbeat. For $250, I might consider it. For more than the price of a Mac Mini? No way.

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  11. $500 (Monitor Sold Separately) by coolmoose25 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow! A $500 Atom based desktop (monitor sold separately)... For reference, bought a $219 Acer netbook, with Windows and a smallish display (hey, it's a netbook). Now that only came with 1 gig of ram, but for $30 I can swap that to 2 gig. Fails worse that Coakley in MA!!!

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  12. Nice idea, and... by zogger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Nice idea, and I keep wondering why Ubuntu doesn't do this, in an "it's up to you" option deal how to go about things. Normal distro, then take your chances on whatever hardware you got, or, something they can make money at, a set of a small variety of competitively priced machines-netbook, notebook, desktop, server- that they sell, that their main devs, for at least the long term releases, do absolute testing on so that everything "just works" 100% guaranteed, along with recommended peripherals.

      Sort of like the apple model of matched software and hardware, *but* with the distinction of no hissy fits from the company about using other hardware, either. Buy their gear, with their software preinstalled, you get priority warranty and useability support. Buy or build your idea/choice of hardware, you get such support as exists today, which is hit or miss, go lurk on the forum if you have any problems.

  13. Open Spec vs. Open Source Hardware by starseeker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This raises an interesting question - whether a PC like this, which purports to use hardware that is fully documented, is sufficiently "free" for every possible scenario. A "more free" approach would be to use "open source hardware" (insofar as is legally possible, I believe things like GPS hardware have disclosure limits imposed by the legal system). By "open source", I'm referring to hardware that includes not only API documentation but hardware descriptions usable for chip production - things like OpenSparc and the OpenGraphics card. I doubt there are enough such pieces to form a fully functional PC (particularly when it comes to things like monitors) but for the sake of argument let's assume there are.

    In theory, of course, the fewer restrictions on any IP related to making the computer work the better, but in practice modern PC hardware is not something that can be realistically produced (at least today) by any hobbyist. The physical hardware also doesn't benefit from the "cheap copy" properties of software, so the in-depth knowledge of how to make the hardware is hard to apply even when present. Also, such designs are (to my knowledge without exception, at least in the PC hardware arena) well behind the maximally performing hardware developed in non-open contexts. So the price to pay for full hardware knowledge is quite steep in terms of performance. The only real end-user applicable argument is that full hardware knowledge means the potential for better software support.

    So a question for those in the open hardware community - is there potential for driver development using information of the kind available from OpenSparc and OpenGraphics to develop better performing drivers than can be achieved with the information (say) considered sufficient to permit inclusion of hardware in a product like the one in this article? If not, are there any other benefits (aside from the admittedly non-trivial one of being able to learn anything you want to about your computer) to an "open source" hardware platform?

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  14. Re:Microsoft builds Linux powered OpenPC by osu-neko · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, the extra $300 is what you pay for ordering all those parts and preparing an assembly line to make computers but in quantities of less than millions. Certain costs are largely the same whether you're making five hundred computers or five million computers, so they cost more on a per unit basis when you're in the former category rather than the latter. Other costs scale, but not linearly. You can't make a computer with all the same parts as that Acer for the same price unless you're making and selling as many computers as Acer.

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  15. Re:No wireless, of course by bfree · · Score: 5, Informative

    No wireless chipset, of course. Because after 15 years of WiFi being in common usage worldwide, there still isn't a single chipset available with full support for 100% free software.

    Except for all the atheros cards supported by ath5k and ath9k in the Linux kernel, or the bcm cards supported by openfwwf (though I prefer the atheros stuff as it's manufacturer not only helps out but even released their own code for reference). There may be others.

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  16. Re:Pricey - no, it's VERY PRICEY by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It *is* pricey.

    I can get an AMD Athlon X2 Dual-core 2ghz laptop with 4 gigs of ram, a 250 gig hd, AND built-in display, mouse pad, keyboard, hdmi, 4 usb, 8x dvd, gigabit ethernet, b/g/n wireless, webcam, mic, speakers, UPS good for several hours (it IS a laptop), card reader, etc., for less.

    And that includes the Microsoft tax (Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit).

    Shouldn't a box that isn't a laptop, has lower specs, no battery, no display, less ram, smaller disk capacity on a cheaper hard drive, no webcam, no M$TAX, etc., be CHEAPER?

    Nobody's going to buy one of these.

  17. Re:950 video at that price why not ion or a real d by derGoldstein · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man, if you're satisfied by people moaning on Slashdot, you must be one happy camper.

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  18. Re:Microsoft builds Linux powered OpenPC by PaintyThePirate · · Score: 3, Informative

    I agreed with you until I saw what the PC actually was. That is, built entirely from off the shelf components. You can buy the Mini-ITX motherboard they use that with comes with a 1.6Ghz Atom for £64.60 on Amazon.co.uk. The case, power supply, and RAM are all quite ordinary. You can in fact build this exact computer for at least £100 less on your own.

    I would have been more impressed if they pulled an OLPC and used a FOSS BIOS and designed a motherboard.

  19. Re:But by mabhatter654 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But does it have a Free BIOS? or use LinuxBios?

    The lock on the desktop market is the private little BIOS monopoly Microsoft keeps in business. That lets them tweak every individual computer model "just a little bit" so the standard APIs like power management don't quite work perfectly.

  20. Re:Pricey - no, it's VERY PRICEY by derGoldstein · · Score: 4, Funny

    It'll be cheaper in the long run, since it barely draws power. I mean, sure, it may take it 4 minutes to launch a browser that would take a normal PC 2 seconds to launch, but you can spend that time thinking of how *green* you're being and how free and liberated your computer is while it breaks a sweat just from booting. You can also take a nap while you tell Gimp to adjust the contrast of a 2-megapixel photo, or spend quality time with your loved ones if you ever try to run Eclipse.

    This computer is good for your life. Don't be so obsessed with stats.

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  21. Better option. by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 5, Informative

    Motherboard Intel D945GCLF2 with integrated Atom 330 (2 cores, 4 threads) = U$S 103
    HD 160 SATA = U$S 53
    3 GB of RAM (1 x 2 GB, 1 x 1 GB) = U$S 81
    MiniITX Case with 500W PSU = U$S 75
    Sub Total: u$s 312
    - 10% VAT applied in Argentina already in those prices= -32

    Total: u$s 280
    OpenPC: u$s 512

    Even if you add the price of building it, and a reasonable profit, it's still insanely expensive.
    And my hardware choice is actually better, because the motherboard is 100% Intel and not a cheap-ass Asrock.

    By chance, I happen to be running that same hardware configuration I just posted. Here's lspci's output:

    00:00.0 Host bridge: Intel Corporation 82945G/GZ/P/PL Memory Controller Hub (rev 02)
    00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation 82945G/GZ Integrated Graphics Controller (rev 02)
    00:1b.0 Audio device: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) High Definition Audio Controller (rev 01)
    00:1c.0 PCI bridge: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) PCI Express Port 1 (rev 01)
    00:1c.2 PCI bridge: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) PCI Express Port 3 (rev 01)
    00:1c.3 PCI bridge: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) PCI Express Port 4 (rev 01)
    00:1d.0 USB Controller: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) USB UHCI Controller #1 (rev 01)
    00:1d.1 USB Controller: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) USB UHCI Controller #2 (rev 01)
    00:1d.2 USB Controller: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) USB UHCI Controller #3 (rev 01)
    00:1d.3 USB Controller: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) USB UHCI Controller #4 (rev 01)
    00:1d.7 USB Controller: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) USB2 EHCI Controller (rev 01)
    00:1e.0 PCI bridge: Intel Corporation 82801 PCI Bridge (rev e1)
    00:1f.0 ISA bridge: Intel Corporation 82801GB/GR (ICH7 Family) LPC Interface Bridge (rev 01)
    00:1f.1 IDE interface: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) IDE Controller (rev 01)
    00:1f.2 IDE interface: Intel Corporation 82801GB/GR/GH (ICH7 Family) SATA IDE Controller (rev 01)
    00:1f.3 SMBus: Intel Corporation 82801G (ICH7 Family) SMBus Controller (rev 01)
    01:00.0 Ethernet controller: Realtek Semiconductor Co., Ltd. RTL8111/8168B PCI Express Gigabit Ethernet controller (rev 02)
    04:00.0 Ethernet controller: Realtek Semiconductor Co., Ltd. RTL-8185 IEEE 802.11a/b/g Wireless LAN Controller (rev 20)

    And extract from cpuinfo (There are actually 2 cores with 2 threads each, which shows up as 4 processors on GNU/Linux)

      vendor_id : GenuineIntel
    cpu family : 6
    model : 28
    model name : Intel(R) Atom(TM) CPU 330 @ 1.60GHz
    stepping : 2
    cpu MHz : 1596.098
    cache size : 512 K

    BTW: This hardware is 100% Hackintosh friendly. I am dual booting Ubuntu and OSX on it.

    * Those are prices in Argentina (Yes, electronics here are way more expensive than elsewhere), and they include a 10.5% VAT, so that price would actually be ~280U$S. And the components are better, and still 100% Free. Except off course both this system and their system contains privative hardware design, privative BIOS and firmware, etc. So, not really 100% open.

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  22. Why support Atoms? by bradbury · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Purchasing a non-Windows system on an Atom makes no sense at all. The only current use for an Atom is to run Windows. If you are going to run a non-Windows (free software, open source) system you should be looking at ARM based systems. Part of being an informed consumer is recognizing monopolies (both software and hardware) and making purchasing decisions that do not promote said monopolies. I'll bet any surveys did not include a choice of hardware (and one has to wonder how/why KDE got selected given that there are 3+ other window managers available under Linux -- most of which have a much smaller footprint).

  23. It's not about the cost. by Bunzinator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All the good folk who are say they can "get a better machine, for less, and it's even got Windoze installed!" just totally miss the point.

    There are many people out there like me who'd happily pay EXTRA to get a machine that is completely free of Micro$oft or Apple, and doesn't count as a sale for either of them. I will not contribute to either of these organisations in any way.

  24. Linux Gripes by Gamer_2k4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    (I think maybe the webcam doesn't work, but I don't really care.)

    Sorry if this is a little off-topic, but THIS is my biggest problem with both Linux and Linux fanboys (I'm not necessary saying you're the latter; you just caused me to think of it). Core functionality is relatively easy to get, sure, even if it occasionally takes more work than a Windows user like myself is accustomed to. However, it's all the boundary cases that keep Linux from being mainstream: certain drivers not existing, certain hardware not being supported, poor excuses for replacements of legitimate products (OpenOffice versus Microsoft Office, for example), etc.

    I've tried hard for two years to like Linux (I installed Ubuntu on two computers during that time and used it reasonably frequently), and it just never happened. But the absolute worst part of all of this is how Linux users often say that people should switch over to their OS because it's free, there aren't any viruses, and everything works just fine. However, they neglect to mention how much work and inside knowledge is required to make everything work, and when people point out things that just work better on a different OS (or work at all, period), they say "well I don't really care about that, so it doesn't matter." I've got news for all of you: we like our OSes because they're simple and functional, with no headaches involved. Maybe if the Linux community started caring when things didn't work, their OS might actually have a shot at competing with the other two.

    1. Re:Linux Gripes by Belial6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      However, they neglect to mention how much work and inside knowledge is required to make everything work, and when people point out things that just work better on a different OS (or work at all, period), they say "well I don't really care about that, so it doesn't matter."

      So, Linux is exactly the same as Mac and Windows in that respect.

    2. Re:Linux Gripes by bronney · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The installation of Windows 7 took me 3 night on 3 work days. The struggle to set the BIOS from APIC to PIC to install, and back to APIC once installed and boots properly. These Shift-F10 crap is "insider" knowledge. However, I didn't need this insider knowledge when installing Ubuntu. It just works. To rephrase, I don't need to dig deeper in Ubuntu than I needed to as Windows.

      Both Windows and Linux (Ubuntu) works just fine for soccer moms, it's the person installing and maintaining it that sees the crap in each. If you don't play games, I vote for Ubuntu. Even though I don't use it much and it serves as an HTPC for me, I can see the raw speed from the same hardware.

    3. Re:Linux Gripes by kikito · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've tried hard for two years to like Linux (I installed Ubuntu on two computers during that time and used it reasonably frequently), and it just never happened.

      I think you should try installing windows more often then. It is not exactly "click-click-done" either. After you install the "Operative System", you have to install all the drivers (IF they exist at all; I remind you that lots of 5-year old hardware actually don't have drivers for Vista). And then compressors. Oh, video decoders. And Office. And an antivirus. And then you have something more or less functional (I'd install a bunch more stuff, like firefox+plugins, CCleaner, decent unfragmenter, im-client, DVD-burning tool, etc).

      Not to mention the update process. Ubuntu wins hands-on on that one to windows.

      Give it to grandma, and in one year and a half, reformat and reinstall.

      (OpenOffice versus Microsoft Office, for example)

      I'll take OpenOffice writer over MS Office Word any day. I'm not a linux fanboy, I use OpenOffice on windows. 35 MB for a 30-pages word document is just not cutting it for me. Excel is better in some parts, and worse in others, than OO's Calc - it's a tie for me. I preffer Powerpoint to its OpenOffice equivalent. And then, drawing tool and equation editors are just plain better in OpenOffice. So it's 1.5 points to MS, versus ~3 points for OO (I'm giving .5 to each the drawing tool and equation editor). I'm talking about MS office 2003 - 2007 interface's just wrong.

      I can't say much about Apple, except that windows at least can run my games.

  25. Real Linux Users by ZirconCode · · Score: 3, Funny

    Real Linux Users build their own computers!

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