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SAS Named Best Company To Work For In 2010

theodp writes "If you're in the market for a new job, Fortune has just published its list of 100 Best Companies to Work For in 2010. Topping the list this year is SAS (SAS jobs), the largest privately held software company, which Fortune notes is populated with more statisticians than engineers or MBAs, and led by a Ph.D. founder whose first love is programming. Google (jobs), which once viewed SAS as model for employee perks, took the #4 spot, and Microsoft (jobs) checked in at #51."

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  1. What a joke... by Skreems · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft made the list, but Amazon didn't? I and a bunch of other Microsofties who've jumped ship in the past couple years would all strongly disagree.

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    1. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The bigger joke is SAS - as someone who has programmed in many, many languages it must have the absolute worst syntax/design of any computing language I know... in what other language does x=y actually mean y=x in some contexts????

    2. Re:What a joke... by longacre · · Score: 1

      I've heard Amazon does not pay particularly well. But I'd be willing to look at an offer if they'd like to prove me wrong. :-)

    3. Re:What a joke... by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Its the pager. Its a killer. The majority of amazon hires quit in under 2 years, because of the damn thing. Add in the fact that some underhanded teams don't mention it up front (many do, but I knew many people who didn't find out about pager requirements until after they hired on) and it doesn't belong on the list. If they got rid of the damn things it would go by the top.

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    4. Re:What a joke... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      the absolute worst syntax/design of any computing language I know

      Maybe they have to be nice to their employees to compensate for their embarrassing programming language.
             

    5. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that big parts of M$ aren't f***ed up but you'd rather run somebody else's sales systems rather than building products to benefit the world? Aim low, buddy, aim low...

    6. Re:What a joke... by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Try Cisco...they made number 16.

    7. Re:What a joke... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      A pager? Please elaborate how it is used and for what reasons? I have my assumptions but I'd like to know.... it sounds like a big WTF moment for me is coming...

    8. Re:What a joke... by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to this review:

      Pager duty is a major pain. Smaller teams can expect to be on-call at least one week per month, while larger teams spread out the pain longer. Getting paged in the middle of the night for a high-severity problem that take eight hours of investigation to fix is enough to drive many to quit.

      Sounds like they're trying to make routine (as opposed to rare, emergency) use of on-call engineers as a way of maintaining 24/7 staffing without actually paying for 24/7 staffing.

    9. Re:What a joke... by Toonol · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's not so much that it has bad syntax, as that its syntax seems to have developed completely independent of any other computer language, and concerns itself with a very different domain of problems. Most of the functions automatically apply to a whole recordset at once, so you can be amazing concise in program certain algorithms... but if you try to write them like you would in any other language, you'll create a miserable mess. It's hard for a 'normal' programmer to wrap their head around, because even the most basic structures are different.

      If SAS had been the only language you programmed in, it would probably make a lot more sense.

    10. Re:What a joke... by Dahamma · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Umm... how about... SQL? Which as you obviously don't know, is the dominant language for databases, and is the primary domain for a company like SAS.

      Oh, and also mathematics in general. Yeah, that little detail which has been around a bit longer than programming languages...

    11. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called functional programming. It's not unique.

    12. Re:What a joke... by VernorVinge · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I worked at Amazon for three years. While my colleagues was great, there were no perks like company paid day care or even arcade machines like the .com's of yore. Most new hires are gone within 2 years. My own department had 80% turnover.

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    13. Re:What a joke... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1, Informative

      >>If SAS had been the only language you programmed in, it would probably make a lot more sense.

      That means that language is BROKEN.

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    14. Re:What a joke... by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Informative

      The company policy is that the best way to make sure that devs pay attention to defects is to make them the recipient of all the pain they cause. So the devs are in charge not only of writing the code, but also in charge of the service running in production (and on the test network, but that isn't the point here). So if a server goes down- devs take care of it. If a server breaks, devs have to requisition a new one (although a separate team does hardware checking and actually orders it from the supplier, and will also investigate hardware issues upon request). If anything goes wrong with the service itself (due to bugs, bad inputs, etc), the devs take care of it. So the devs share a pager around the team. Exactly how the pager is rotated is decided by the team, but generally its 1 week at a time, round robin. So on an N person team, expect to be on call 1 week in N. When you're on call you're expected to be within 15 minutes of an internet connection and a computer capable of VPNing into the corporate network at all times, and to respond to the page within those 15 minutes (otherwise it pages your boss after 30, then his boss, and on up the line). So basically devs are the 24 hr support crew as well as the developers. Needless to say, most devs don't want to be support, so leave the company very quickly.

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    15. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, R is a great example of a functional programming language, primarily concerned with statistical problems, that would make sense to anyone who has programmed before (but might be difficult for someone who has programmed less within the functional realm)... hey, and it is open source!!!

    16. Re:What a joke... by bangzilla · · Score: 4, Informative

      To be on the list companies must submit their name for consideration. Amazon didn't, hence it's not on the list. Better things to do than self promotion I suspect ;-)

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    17. Re:What a joke... by bangzilla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "The majority of amazon hires quit in under 2 years"
      Bullshit. From where are you getting your data? Yes - Amazonians carry pagers when they are on call. Amazon engineers stand behind their code and their site and don't farm it off to teams in India or China like other companies.

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    18. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The directional nature of the = sign is one place that mathematics and programming languages generally differ sharply. I've also programmed in SAS and SQL. In SQL the bidirectional nature of the = sign makes total sense, in SAS, it can be ridiculously confusing because it can reverse its nature within a single procedure. It works intuitively for SQL, but in SAS, it seems like someone kludged it together...

    19. Re:What a joke... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So basically devs are the 24 hr support crew as well as the developers. Needless to say, most devs don't want to be support, so leave the company very quickly.

      Oh okay. I did that for almost ten years at my last job with our state road authority. We supported a lot of hardware as well as the software and for a lot of the time I was doing it two weeks on then two weeks off. It wasn't so bad but if you are the kind of person who expects to spend weekends pissed and unable to move then it might result in a few lifestyle challenges.

      We got perks for being on call though. But OTH the perks and pay combined were less than my total pay in my next job.

    20. Re:What a joke... by afabbro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oncall once a month for a week....ooooooh...that is sooooo harsh...

      Seriously, that is hardly uncommon. In fact, I'd say the majority of places I've worked in the last 10 years have similar rotations, one week per 3-6 weeks. Granted, in most places I've been you only get paged a few times during that week. But one week per month is not that unusual.

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    21. Re:What a joke... by ottothecow · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Is that what this is mostly based on? It seems that way because I notice a lot the firms that made it (and keep making it) are companies known for long hours and high stress.

      Goldman Sachs shows up there, lists the most common job as an analyst with about $120k a year in pay. The people I know who went off to work in investment banking are not exactly what I would call happy. They are getting a pile of money, a solid resume, and a ticket to a top business school...but most of them are not planning to return after grad school. There are other finance/Big 4/mgmt. consulting firms on there that have the same sort of characteristics--strong pay and benefits but consistent 80+ hour weeks of stress and deadlines.

      I just don't understand how they make it to the top of the list along with companies like SAS or Google (I've heard long hours...but you get a lot of special perks and a lot of time for your own projects). Are they paying their employees to write good reviews? Are these done like college rankings where you get a boost just for being the company that everyone applies to just to get rejected?

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    22. Re:What a joke... by Skreems · · Score: 1

      I found they pay quite a bit better than Microsoft, if that means anything to you...

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    23. Re:What a joke... by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dunno, it sounds pretty crappy to me to spend 1/4 of your life on call. Most respectable companies will hire 24/7 staff if they want 24/7 staff. I have never heard of chemical companies routinely using on-call engineers to solve problems at their plants, for example. Sure, if something explodes, they'll start calling everyone's cell phones---but that better not happen very often at all.

    24. Re:What a joke... by Skreems · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually a lot of groups have spun up first-tier support teams in the past couple years, which include support staff in India. So if you can write up some simple rules to follow in the event of a page, routine stuff doesn't even come to the devs, only the unexpected stuff does. From what I understand, this is almost exactly the way Google does it too.

      It's the same way at some teams inside Microsoft, only less formalized so you don't get everyone sharing the pain, only a 'select few' who get volunteered by management.

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    25. Re:What a joke... by Skreems · · Score: 1

      That makes sense.

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    26. Re:What a joke... by Skreems · · Score: 1

      I'd rather work somewhere that I can get learn and try new things without having to fight 6 levels of entrenched management trying to scratch and claw a place for themselves. But then, I'm one of those devs who enjoys the process of building software, and the overall goal isn't as much of a driver.

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    27. Re:What a joke... by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Informative

      It really depends on your personality. Some people don't mind it too much. Others can't stand it. Myself, I didn't mind it when I was at work, I'm there I may as well work on that as anything else. And I had no problem volunteering to cover for someone who needed an evening off for family reasons or the like. But that type of crimp on my social life and the necessity of possibly needing to work at any time was a killer for me- I was miserable the entire week, the weekend before (because I was dreading it) and most of the week after (as I decompressed off it). And mind you we did this for no extra pay- it wasn't like I was hourly where being paged in raised my salary or being on call gave me a differential. The most I ever got was a day off if I was up all night. They'd need to pay me at least double to ever put up with that again.

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    28. Re:What a joke... by kd6ttl · · Score: 5, Informative

      The SAS data step language was originally modeled after PL/I. Some recent additions (for example, the "object-oriented" interface) appear to have been modeled after C or other more recently fashionable languages.

      If you are speaking of the data step language, it's not correct to say that "[m]ost of the functions automatically apply to a whole recordset at once"; that's a misunderstanding of the default data step iteration over records. Statements in the data step apply to one record at a time, going sequentially or in index order through the input - unless you've done something to make that not happen (which you can do - SAS is very flexible).

      In many ways, SAS follows the same principle of least surprise as Perl and some other languages.

    29. Re:What a joke... by poopdeville · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The bigger joke is SAS - as someone who has programmed in many, many languages it must have the absolute worst syntax/design of any computing language I know... in what other language does x=y actually mean y=x in some contexts????

      Uh... any logic with equality.

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    30. Re:What a joke... by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      The directional nature of the = sign is one place that mathematics and programming languages generally differ sharply.

      Not in a programming language with "referential transparency". Languages with side-effects, where "=" doesn't mean "equality" but means "assigns", are not referentially transparent.

      It's a shame that programmers don't even realize how much easier thinking about this stuff can be...

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    31. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't. Every company that people can work for should be up for consideration.

    32. Re:What a joke... by captainpanic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It should have said:
      "If you're in the market for a new job in the US, Fortune has just published its list of 100 Best Companies to Work For in 2010 in the US.

      On their own website, SAS admit this is only valid in the US.
      http://www.sas.com/jobs/corporate/index.html

      I wonder how many holidays US-employees get, how flexible their hours are, how good their coffee is and how much they get paid.

    33. Re:What a joke... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      What's your job? That's common for DBAs, and possibly for admins. I can only think of two companies I've ever even heard of who did that for developers. It is definitely not common in the job title.

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    34. Re:What a joke... by saiha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Math" uses = for assignment all the time.

      x=5 doesn't mean that the letter x and 5 are interchangeable in all instances, it means that in this context, x has the value of 5.

    35. Re:What a joke... by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From working there 2 years ago. Next time at the company meeting when they say all the new hires stand up and you see a room full of standers- that isn't company growth. Those are mainly replacements. Or use the old fart tool (I assume it was still around)- within a month or so of my 2 year anniversary I was ranked at 54%- 46% of the company had been hired after me.

      Part of that also has to do with the company's salary system- a large bonus payable on sign up and on 1 year anniversary with a 1 year vesting period after payout for each. Many people quit as soon as the first is earned, and another big chunk after the 2nd. Probably easier psychologically to give up stock you don't have yet than to pay back money you do.

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    36. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google (I've heard long hours...but you get a lot of special perks and a lot of time for your own projects)

      20% time is more a myth than anything else. Only a subset of employees are actually allowed to do the 20% time and then it must absolutely have zero impact on the 80+ hours you have to put out or you get burned at review time.

      Sergey said (internally) that the employees should pay for the privilege to work at Google. He was dead serious, I think his view is that employees get so much perks that their living expenses are low and then they'll get a lot back from stocks (not that much for post IPO employees).

      The perks at Google are nice, but the truth is that it has become a Big Company.
      I could rant a lot more but in short Google is not the legendary place it used to be.

    37. Re:What a joke... by sodul · · Score: 1

      But if you are the one designing the system, what is the incentive to you if you get more money for breaking it ? The whole idea is that the pager is a PITA and your work is to make sure you do not get paged 'ever'. You do that by designing a robust system. Now if your team is understaffed to the point where you can only be reactive and not proactive, the developers get pissed off and leave.

    38. Re:What a joke... by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also, as to the standing by your code comment- the two have nothing to do with each other. I stand by my code, and I take pride in fixing bugs even without a pager. If anything requiring the pager for that reason shows a lack of respect by management for the coder.

      The developers are on call thing is stupid for a raft of other reasons

      *It's not industry standard. Most developers won't put up with it. You lose lots of damn good people to it. Really, talk to a recruiter- when they ask why you left Amazon and you say "the pager" they just nod. Everyone hates it.

      *Related to above, there's lots of good people who won't even interview there due to the pager. I *liked* the rest of my time at Amazon and am between jobs at the moment. I won't even apply there now unless I'm assured up front its a non-pager position.

      *They're developers, not system administration experts, not operational experts. Most developers aren't experts in configuration of servers, server monitoring, etc. That's a separate set of skills. It makes a heck of a lot more sense to pay people who are experts in it to do that stuff, and just have them meet with the developers to figure out any special cases needed for those tools. Incidentally, pager duty is far closer industry standard for them than for developers.

      *A developer who just got paged at 3 am is not going to do a good job fixing a problem. He's half asleep. For anything that doesn't absolutely need programming work right then and there, you're better off with someone fully alert. For something that does require programming to fix- you're better off waiting until morning unless its a true website is down affair. Typing in db commands while half asleep can cause massive problems. I remember one night I was staring at a screen and thought I had already typed in a where clause to a delete, when I had really typed it in on the query above and wasn't seeing right. Almost wiped the table.

      *An on call team in Asia (or the US working nights- you can just hire a night shift) is going to be in the building and responding. The developer may or may not. For example, one member of my team stopped getting pages at his house when they swapped providers a few years back- his house was outside the coverage zone. People sleep through pages, or forget to keep it in the room. People mute it for a movie or the like, then forget to turn it on again when they're out. Pagers get lost, purposely, accidently, or through the hands of pissed off spouses (I knew someone who's wife flushed it down a toilet after being woken up too many times). Paging people just isn't reliable.

      *Putting ops burden on devs like that has horrible consequences if a stream of people leave the team. Not only do you have to do their coding work, but their share of ops work as well. Teams can go into death spirals where someone leaves, causing pager duty to increase, which causes someone else to leave. I've seen teams reduced to 2-3 men by that before management stepped in right before they quit.

      *Taking a dev off of coding to deal with server issues that aren't due to bugs is just lost productivity.

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    39. Re:What a joke... by Paradigma11 · · Score: 1

      I might be mistaken, but i guess that the assignment direction will change in SAS depending on context. In R you do have the directional assignment operators  <- and -> while in SAS the direction might change depending on context. At least that's what i get from the sentence.

    40. Re:What a joke... by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If a doctor is on call, he gets paid. Same for a nurse, an electrician, and every other profession. Amazon pays decently, but not well enough that the pager duty is accounted for.

      The idea of pager as PITA just doesn't work. First off, most developers (especially good ones) are going to do it right through professional pride. Secondly, you may or may not be allocated time to do so. Third, I got far more pages from network glitches, user errors, and hardware problems than I ever did from my bugs. Fourth, our systems aren't isolated, other groups can cause pager issues for you. On my team, a decision by another team to include a reorder data feature meant that our service had to allow it too- but that wasn't always possible in our system, so if the customer used it and that caused us to go into an invalid state, we'd get paged. We then had to psychically guess whether the customer would prefer us to cut out illegal commands (possibly losing their data) or reorder the things back. Generally we just paged out to the sales people to ask them. And they wouldn't bother waking up to answer the page, so it was handled next day anyway. That little bug took over 2 years to get the other group to add a confirm feature that asked our service if it was ok to do the reorder before doing it.

      Oh and fifth- it actually gave you incentive not to monitor your service well. Fewer pages. Unless you're a professional and did it anyway, in which case the pager was unnecessary to begin with. Which is probably why no other company does it this way. I've only ever heard of one other company requiring pagers, and they had a massive ops team that took the first crack at pages and all operations work.

      No, they tell you that's the idea of the pager, but it really isn't. The idea of the pager is to save money by not hiring qualified ops people. It probably saves them a few million a year. And all of the short term costs are external, carried by the employee. The company loses out long term, but not in any way that shows up on a balance sheet, so they don't really care.

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    41. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is quite different from assignment in imperative programming languages which means taking a variable that has a value, discarding that and replacing it with the new value. As poopdeville correctly says - it is all about referential transparency. Purely functional languages, i.e. those isomorphic to lambda calculus, have this property. Other (e.g. logic based languages based around unification) might have it as well.

    42. Re:What a joke... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Amazon is great if you love treadmills.

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    43. Re:What a joke... by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm someone who doesn't mind being oncall; however, I simply cannot stand to get paged on something I can't do anything about or on a system I'm unfamiliar with. Both happen a lot at Amazon. You get stuck maintaining systems you did not design and did not write. Nor were you around when it was built, so you have no solid frame of reference. Oh, and good luck finding any accurate docs. When you do come to the conclusion you need to refactor something, 9 times out of 10 your request to fix it is vetoed.

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    44. Re:What a joke... by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      New hires come on and get the "honor" of maintaining the system.

      If only that happened in reality. Here's what really happens:

      A core set of developers develop some convoluted flaky system and end up moving to to other teams to work on something else. New hires come on and get the "honor" of maintaining said system. What you end up with is a bunch of recruits barely familiar with the code supporting the oncall. They continue beating their heads with resolving tickets and doing mundane band-aid deployments for a year before they quit or suffer performance problems due to burn out.

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    45. Re:What a joke... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1
      Fucking windows does it to me again. The text I highlighted then cut and pasted was this... but.. of course windows refused to do it.

      The company policy is that the best way to make sure that devs pay attention to defects is to make them the recipient of all the pain they cause.

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    46. Re:What a joke... by uwnav · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're clearly a man (as am I)... but ask any woman, once a month every week can be very harsh (yes I equated pagers to periods)

    47. Re:What a joke... by uwnav · · Score: 1

      for a*

    48. Re:What a joke... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I later state I don't agree with the policy, that's the company line. The truth is more avoiding paying for good tier 1 support I think. That's just a convenient line they can get enough devs to buy.

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    49. Re:What a joke... by Skater · · Score: 1
      Please provide an example of what you're describing. I do a lot of SAS programming, and I can't think of a situation where x=y is the same as y=x, other than in If statements. The only thing I can think of right now that comes close is that you can do something like, "0<=x<=12" if you want to check that x is between 0 and 12, a construct that really surprised me the first time I saw it.

      When I'm showing SAS to new people, I tell them to forget any prior programming experience they have. That's not really true, of course: standard programming logic does apply, you just have to understand how the data step works before you can be effective, and I've found it's best to go in with a mostly blank slate.

      My gripes with SAS are the bugs: for example, proc import will silently drop values from a dataset if they don't match what it determined that field should be - SAS probably doesn't consider this a bug, but I do. Silently dropping data has to be the Ultimate Sin for a statistical analysis package.

    50. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me or are these trolls getting more and more fucked up every day? I guess even trolls have to try to innovate.

    51. Re:What a joke... by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      It's just that they couldn't find the One-Click registration button.

    52. Re:What a joke... by ElSupreme · · Score: 1

      As a former employee of REI who always made the list back then. I would agree that this list means nothing.

      I mostly worked at REI for the disconuts, while I was at college. I had loans, and my incredible cheapness to actually live. I got paid less than a person working the drive through. I was extreemly knowledgable about cycling, where I worked. And fairly knowledgable in camping, and clothing. It wasn't the worst place to work, but not the best. They required you to work on weekends and weekdays, even though there were plenty of people who wanted to work one or the other. And they prevented you from trading shifts to avoid weekends on a regular basis. The seemed to always schedule you on the day you wanted off. And well in my case scheduled me during my "Can't work peroiod" on a weekly basis. It may have just been my store, but I don't remember thinking people thinking the other stores in the area were any better.

      But I also worked on the east coast, and we heard stories about how much more relaxed and better things were out in WA.

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    53. Re:What a joke... by ztransform · · Score: 1

      They'd need to pay me at least double to ever put up with that again.

      Of course, you could just engineer a mostly reliable system, and when it's your week to be on call, ignore the phone.

      Should you be unlucky enough to be the one on call when the system fails, you lose your job. Oh well, move on!

    54. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure exactly what criteria they used - a few that seemed odd merely listed that they had never had layoffs or were better than their industry in that respect. Heck, Publix's big boost was that they were employee owned and grew during the recession.

    55. Re:What a joke... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I dunno, it sounds pretty crappy to me to spend 1/4 of your life on call.
      Well, then you wouldn't like my company. There are several people here who are ALWAYS on call. You have to take your laptop home every day in case you get sick and have to stay home. Sick means you work from home instead of work from work. You have to take your laptop with you on vacation. Generally they let you just work in the evenings when you're on vacation, though.

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    56. Re:What a joke... by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

      I notice a lot the firms that made it (and keep making it) are companies known for long hours and high stress.

      I suspect the only companies who are concerned with placing on the list are the ones who are very concerned with low morale and high turnover. I've seen it happen on a local level. Sweatshops place highly - comfortable workplaces don't appear.

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    57. Re:What a joke... by DrXym · · Score: 1
      The company policy is that the best way to make sure that devs pay attention to defects is to make them the recipient of all the pain they cause.

      Unless Amazon has broken development process I would expect that more often than not any faults in production are nothing to do with the dev code, and more likely to be deployment issues. I've been on enough firedrill calls to know most of the time the dev is usually not responsible and moreover doesn't much useful input to fixing the issues either.

    58. Re:What a joke... by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      as someone who has programmed in many, many languages

      What do programming languages have to do with San Antonio Shoes?

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    59. Re:What a joke... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Meh. After a while you just laugh at them. Copypasta and absurdly offensive material are dead trolling techniques IMO.

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    60. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree-

      I used to work for Goldman Sachs. That place is more or less Hell on Earth. I would love to know who the fark they paid or had sex with to get on the top of any "best places to work" list. I am really not trying to troll, to me, seeing GS on that list is kind of the equivalent of seeing Antarctica or Darfur on a "nicest places to Honeymoon" list. People who work at GS are generally there for the money or prestige, and while they may enjoy both, they are almost universally unhappy. One little anecdote that might help you get the picture- A manager can not get a new headcount approved for his team unless his/her team is already fully utilized. Fully utilized at GS is defined as having each team member working an average of 80 hours per week. Then and only then can you hire some soul to spread the workload. The perks aren't that great, its all pretty standard large corporation type stuff, though many of the perks that are merely "on the books" at other corporations like paid dinners if you are working late and car rides home, are actually taken advantage of there because you WILL be working past 9, and you will need to order dinner, and the trains will most likely have stopped running by the time you get off. Perhaps the worst part is that you won't even get paid the big bucks until you have put in your time there, and pretty much destroyed your social/family life. Look on NY Craigslist around the holidays, there is usually several postings by GSers and other big Investment Bank guys along the lines of "finally, after all these years of hard work, I have finally gotten the Big Check. But then I realized I had no one to share it or my joy with..."

      So does getting a free town car ride home at 12:30 am make it a great place to work?

    61. Re:What a joke... by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Which is probably why no other company does it this way. I've only ever heard of one other company requiring pagers, and they had a massive ops team that took the first crack at pages and all operations work.

      Google has pagers, and Amazon has a first-tier support team who you can send all your stuff to if that's how you want to structure it. Varies from group to group, as with all things, but on average I think it's a lot less intense than you've been told.

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    62. Re:What a joke... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      I haven't been told- I worked there from 05-08. Ops teams didn't exist until about 2 years ago, and even then they were small, understaffed, supported a minority of groups, and were almost skunkwork projects being shielded from upper management.

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    63. Re:What a joke... by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Good thing the company can change pretty quickly, then, since I joined late in 2008.

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    64. Re:What a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Physicians are rarely paid for their on-call time. Starting as residents, who are salaried and typically work 30 hour shifts every 4 or 5 days in addition to their regular 6 day weeks. Once out of residency call continues, without pay, in many cases. Physicians used to look forward to call as a way of finding new patients, and even as a way of making money while they are on call. Now, in many locations, the majority of patients seen while on call are Medicaid or self-pay. Medicaid pays below cost in many cases and for self-pay, many physicians don't even bother sending the bill. Many physicians have tried to refuse call, but then the hospital refuses to give them privileges. Hospital privileges are necessary for some fields. So the end result is that the physician still takes call, and instead of earning money, they actually lose money every time that pager goes off.

    65. Re:What a joke... by bangzilla · · Score: 1

      "that isn't company growth.

      Sure it is Sherlock. Amazon just announced Q4 results: Revenue rose 42 percent to $9.52 billion.
      Please tell me how that isn't growth...?

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  2. I used to work for a company like this by DJRumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was Mobil employee (pre Exxon merger days). Probably one of the best companies I have ever worked for. Progressive work environment, friendly people, ideas were treated with respect, and about as diverse friendly as you can get. They did everything right, but were bought out by Exxon. I've never seen such an about turn in such a short amount of time. It was much like I imagine going from a free country to the iron heel of some repressive regime.

    Obviously if your a fortune 500 company, there must be a way to meld a happy work environment with a profitable one? Why isn't this more the rule than the exception?

    1. Re:I used to work for a company like this by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Obviously if your a fortune 500 company, there must be a way to meld a happy work environment with a profitable one? Why isn't this more the rule than the exception?

      The problem is, people are desperate for jobs. Fortune 500 companies are pretty well known, one or two employees who might actually do something aren't going to hurt the company. In short, its easier and cheaper to screw entry-level employees than it is to find and make lasting ones.

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    2. Re:I used to work for a company like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greed. Shareholders want money. Fuck the employees. If they don't like it, we get trainees and H1B types in there willing to work for half a cup of rice per month (but we charge for water and cooking the rice). This is a big private company. No publicly traded company works like this. Shareholders make sure everyone suffers. On the other hand I've worked for family owned companies that are at least as bad as the worst publicly traded companies. Huge layoffs, passive aggressive to fully aggressive bosses and managers, cheap down to things like toilet paper toilets, work breaks, pay (violating local laws, but so long as they don't get caught...), re-structuring health benefits employees pay for so that the employee deductions remain the same, but benefits decrease, so that managers can have a bonus..... pick your item and its been creatively managed. It also includes brining in people for interviews just so that current employees can be intimidated. So in hindsight, this privately owned company might really be a diamond in the rough. Oh, and where I was, 180 employees, with 8 more than 5 years, 4 more than 10 years, and family members with pictures not on the wall after that.

    3. Re:I used to work for a company like this by MemoryDragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As soon as an organisation reaches a certain size you have a fair share number of people whose live is basically trying to get up the foodchain by all legal means instead of working for a common goal, and those end up in middle and upper management but as soon as they are there they do not change their ways but try to fortify their position by making everyone elses life miserable.
      I have seen that several times. Corporations are so often higher up entrenched with internal intrique and politics that it feels like hell down the foodchain. One thing btw. why I personally think that the US economy is doomed, US corporations are so entrenched with infighting within itself and against each other (the Microsoft, Google, Apple triangle currently is a prime example as well as the patent trolls) that they forget entirely about a common goal and that others are there as well. The classical example in history is the western roman empire which fell mainly because at a time of crisis they were not able to stop the infighting for the top of the foodchain but presumed and in the end the strongest won, but with the price of being reduce to parts of italy. It would have come different if they worked for a common goal instead of trying to outarmy each other!

  3. True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    YMMV, but having previously worked for both Google and SAS I can attest to both being wonderful working environments. A good working environment and having motivated people in your office really lifts general mood and ambition.

  4. mmmm... by conureman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    M&Ms.

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    1. Re:mmmm... by starbugs · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Mod parent up, M&Ms are on topic.

      Yet, recalls Jim Goodnight, the co-founder and boss of SAS, probably the world's biggest privately owned software-maker, the M&Ms have come to symbolise the famously employee-friendly culture that he has cultivated at his firm.

      That has got to be the best use of the candy since WW2 and one of the reasons SAS is #1. That's the type of mindset I would like my boss to have.

    2. Re:mmmm... by conureman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe so, but I troll the mods like that ALL the time. It's my new hobby.

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    3. Re:mmmm... by schmiddy · · Score: 1

      Interesting snippet from that article:

      Mr Goodnight considers [free meals for employees] unwise, for tax reasons: “I keep telling Larry and Sergey you shouldn’t give away food—the IRS will come in.”

      I've often wondered how Google gets away with free meals every day and other generous perks for employees, and not making the employees declare the free food as "income" to the IRS and pay taxes on it.

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  5. Where's Apple? by starbugs · · Score: 5, Funny

    I checked the list twice.

    Where's Apple?

    1. Re:Where's Apple? by the+linux+geek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You answered your own question. Apple is not on the list. Evidently, they are not a particularly wonderful company to work for.

    2. Re:Where's Apple? by martas · · Score: 5, Funny

      well, it would be OK, except for the daily Jobs worship hours...

    3. Re:Where's Apple? by TwiztidK · · Score: 1

      I figure the daily Jobs lashings would be worse.

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    4. Re:Where's Apple? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I checked the list twice.

      Where's Apple?

      You're trying to be funny, and apparently succeeding, but the answer is: in the past. Apple used to have a great work environment, paid sabbatical for full-timers, etc etc. All that shit is now gone and working for Apple is like working for anyone, except that you have to fear being taken over by the turtleneck.

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    5. Re:Where's Apple? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      ...and their fitness program is to take the stairs so you don't have to worry about being fired in an elevator.

    6. Re:Where's Apple? by zippthorne · · Score: 5, Funny

      Would you say that Apple's employees are worried about their Jobs?

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    7. Re:Where's Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In fact, Apple might be in the worst 100 companies to work for. It is particularly known for treating its employees badly.

    8. Re:Where's Apple? by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The rumors I hear around is that Apple is a hard company to work for. Long hours, late nights, working weekends.....it's not easy. The people who work there really love the products, so they are willing to put up with it.

      I don't know if that is true or not, but those are the rumors I hear.

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    9. Re:Where's Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you say that Apple's employees are worried about their Jobs?

      Being summarily fired by the CEO after a chance encounter used to be called "being Steve'd." The term was also applied to projects that were cancelled by the Jobs after a bad demo.

    10. Re:Where's Apple? by Korbeau · · Score: 1, Funny

      Master Jobs Guide us
      Master Jobs Teach us
      Master Jobs protect us.
      In your light we thrive
      In your mercy we are sheltered
      In your wisdom we are humbled.
      We live only to serve
      Our lives are yours.

    11. Re:Where's Apple? by Korbeau · · Score: 1

      Master Jobs Guide us
      Master Jobs Teach us
      Master Jobs protect us.
      In your light we thrive
      In your mercy we are sheltered
      In your wisdom we are humbled.
      We live only to serve
      Our lives are yours.

      Should have said our "jobs" are yours :)

    12. Re:Where's Apple? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      You answered your own question. Apple is not on the list. Evidently, they are not a particularly wonderful company to work for.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwYy8R87JMA
             

    13. Re:Where's Apple? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      well, it would be OK, except for the daily Jobs worship hours...

      and the beatings

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    14. Re:Where's Apple? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Adding to that, what I've heard is that the pay is nothing great - possibly actually below industry average (unusual for a high-profile company). Good pay doesn't make the working experience better, but it makes up for some of a bad experience.

      As you say, it's a company for people who really *like* the company, for its products or image or whatever.

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    15. Re:Where's Apple? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Would you say that Apple's employees are worried about their Jobs?

      Heh.

      I'd say that Steve Jobs is simultaneously the best AND worst thing about Apple.

    16. Re:Where's Apple? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      So does that make Ballmer a dreamwalker? Because I'm not sure I want to live in a world where that's the case...

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    17. Re:Where's Apple? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      well, it would be OK, except for the daily Jobs worship hours...

      well, some jobs are better than others...

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    18. Re:Where's Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on how those long hours and late nights are spent. If the work is challenging, creativity is allowed, and the compensation makes sense, then the hours are not automatically a problem. Young people with minimal obligations are trying to jump start their careers, and situations like this work in their favor.

      On the other hand, if you are applying service pack 27 to the Gizmotron at 3 AM because it has been hacked 26 times this month and a poor business decision is being misrepresented an emergency, that's another matter entirely.

    19. Re:Where's Apple? by What'sInAName · · Score: 1
  6. Microsoft made 51st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Just ahead of the WalMart and the New York City Landfill err. Sanitation Engineering Department. Its not a good time for msfties, with stock flat for ....2 decades now... overpaid execs continuously crowing 'back in my day blah blah blah blah', perks evaporating like week old pepsi, valuable skill sets that need to include 'thrown chair avoidance', and marketing bunnies insisting 'we don't give a crap if its done, it has to ship tomorrow. You stay here all night and call me at home every 90 minutes with your progress till 11:30, but don't call me from 8:30-10:30 as I will be in the hot tub.' Its no surprise that the parking lot suffers a traffic jam every day at 4:31 pm. Would you work there if you could get a job at HP, or Intel, or Oracle or Google or Chrysler or Wal*Mart?

    1. Re:Microsoft made 51st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could it really be...twitter? Are you back? We've missed you, little buddy!

    2. Re:Microsoft made 51st by slashqwerty · · Score: 1

      Its not a good time for msfties, with stock flat for ....2 decades now...

      Microsoft stock has only been flat for one decade. It saw phenomenal growth from 1990 to 2000. Their largest growth started around 1996 when Windows 95 added support for IP and the internet. They had a huge drop in 2000 when Bill Gates stepped down as CEO. That's also about the time the anti-trust case against them was affirmed on appeal (although the penalty was thrown out). Microsoft stock has generally been $20-$30/share ever since.

  7. Who dares wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The SAS is certainly an elite outfit, probably better than the Green Berets. If the US military did have "the Unit' as portrayed by the CBS TV series then that would be the equivalent.

    Of course you have to be a Brit to join it, its not like the French Foreign Legion.

    I wish them the best of luck in finding and killing Bin Laden.

    1. Re:Who dares wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bin Laden is dead. They keep using him like dog racers use that metal rabbit. Stupid dogs.....stupid people.

    2. Re:Who dares wins by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Troll

      But killing their agent would seriously anger the CIA. How are they going to release oh-so-fitting “tapes” of FUD then?
      (Tapes?? Seriosuly? A highly educated guy with tons of money can’t pay for a video camera?? Yeah, right.)

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    3. Re:Who dares wins by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      The SAS is certainly an elite outfit, probably better than the Green Berets. If the US military did have "the Unit' as portrayed by the CBS TV series then that would be the equivalent.

      True, but c'mon - everyone knows that Rainbow cherrypicks the best of the SAS, anyway.

    4. Re:Who dares wins by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      "Of course you have to be a Brit to join it, its not like the French Foreign Legion."

      Kinda sorta. A rather disproportionate number of them are from Fiji, for some reason. I think that you can get in if you are part of the formerly-known-as-the-British-Empire-post-1776. Well, that and are a bad ass.

    5. Re:Who dares wins by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Ha. Seems an agent got mod points. Or someone fell in the repression kettle.

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  8. This is funny if you're in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The Special Air Service is part of the armed forces.

    1. Re:This is funny if you're in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story bro.

    2. Re:This is funny if you're in the UK by MakinBacon · · Score: 1

      I'm not British, and I still thought they were talking about British special forces when I initially read the headline.

    3. Re:This is funny if you're in the UK by Stupid+McStupidson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Came to read about commandos being the best employer. Left disappointed. Watched "Who Dares, Wins" to recover.

    4. Re:This is funny if you're in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suggested tag: whodareswins

    5. Re:This is funny if you're in the UK by spyder-implee · · Score: 1

      Same for Australia. And yep the Regiment would be the best job in the world.

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    6. Re:This is funny if you're in the UK by Velodra · · Score: 1

      And if you're Scandinavian, you might be thinking about yet another SAS.

    7. Re:This is funny if you're in the UK by piemcfly · · Score: 1

      Seeing how computer-SAS wins partly because of their great food perks, I'm fairly certain army-SAS wouldn't be high on the list.
      Some friends of mine are in the (dutch) army, one often in liaison functions, and try tasting foreign MRE's every chance they get.

      They tell me British MRE's were some of the worst they ever tried, apart form some ex-soviet countries (pig fat? yum?). Not sure if the SAS ones are better, but I would suspect not.
      Japanese and Korean rations are aparantly pretty good.

    8. Re:This is funny if you're in the UK by spyder-implee · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't take what your friends in the dutch army say as gospel. For most soldiers fighting in the MEOA Dutch has has come to stand for "Don't Understand The Concept Here."

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  9. Dumb question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, anyone know where one could find similar little blurbs for companies not on that list? Employee pay by job and all that that?

    1. Re:Dumb question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, anyone know where one could find similar little blurbs for companies not on that list? Employee pay by job and all that that?

      Try Glass door.

  10. Have any of you ever seen the SAS Language and Pro by Agamous+Child · · Score: 1

    Have any of you ever seen the SAS Language and Programs???

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  11. Re:Have any of you ever seen the SAS Language and by Agamous+Child · · Score: 1

    God damn the slash preview code sucks.... I meant to add that the SAS stuff is JUNK, pure JUNK.

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  12. Culture of SAS by Theswager · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As someone who lives about 1 mile away from SAS, knows lots of people who work there, and has talked to a lot of local business owners about SAS, and has eaten in their 'cafeteria'(gourmet restaurant for employees). SAS is an amazing place to work. At the same time many of the people who work there are not motivated like people in places like Google or other silicon valley type companies. SAS has a few cash cow products that they maintain and beyond that there is not much innovation. Jim Goodnight is a control freak about what the company does and is surrounded by 'yes men' executives. Many people who start to work there never leave and it functions as a self sustaining source of money with low work hours for all involved. That being said I do like the statistics software from them that I have used(JMP)

    1. Re:Culture of SAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think there's anything wrong with that. As long as the company is sustaining revenue what does it matter? They have a decent product with demand, much better to operate like that than to be one of these growth companies which makes far too much money, shotgunning it into random new products and acquisitions.

  13. Private companies are better employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have worked for several companies over the years. The best job I have ever had is with my current employer. Why? They are a "private" company. Note SAS is a "private" company. Huge public companies are always a slave to earnings and pleasing shareholders. Thats why a company like Intel can show record profits or increases and yet they lay off 5,000 people. The moral of the story. Try getting a job with a good private company.

  14. Re:Have any of you ever seen the SAS Language and by Theswager · · Score: 1

    Their JMP Statistical software is nice despite the the annoying scripting syntax. For a piece of software which is so full of features it is very lightweight and bug free. great for analyzing large amounts of data.

  15. bogus methodology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Fortune's methodology is completely bogus because it doesn't interview former employees. I used to work for #2 but quit when I learned that I would get paid 1/2 as much for selling stocks and mutual funds that were not recommended by the company.

    1. Re:bogus methodology by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm going to have to agree with you, look at their explanation of why Microsoft is so great:

      Thousands of "Softies" worldwide hosted parties to celebrate the launch of the company's new operating system, Windows 7

      Really? Microsoft is great because of Windows 7 launch parties?

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    2. Re:bogus methodology by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      It's possible what they're pointing out is that MS employees like what they do, and the products that they work on. That somebody would throw a private party in celebration of a corporate (rather than employee) milestone indicates that they really like their corporation.

      Alternatively, it might be pointing out the parties that MS organizes/sponsors. There's a pretty good morale budget at MS, and the better managers will organize events that don't even use much of it so as to stretch it longer. As an intern there, we (my team) had bi-weekly "beerfests" in the afternoon, team lunches on a regular basis, frequently hung around to socialize after hours (not that there are official hours; "after hours" could be as early as 3:30 PM), and of course parties. Win7 launch was an excuse for lots of parties, of course, but it wasn't the only time they happened either - not by a long shot.

      In any case, as an intern, it was a pretty sweet job. Of course, they give us lots of special perks - it's basically trial employment, and if they make us an offer they want to be sure we take it - but the stuff I did with my team (where I was the only intern) was also a lot of fun.

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    3. Re:bogus methodology by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Really? Microsoft is great because of Windows 7 launch parties?

      Microsoft is the greatest marketing company in the history of the world.

      Just think what they could do if they were a _technology_ company!

      *sigh*

    4. Re:bogus methodology by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's possible what they're pointing out is that MS employees like what they do, and the products that they work on. That somebody would throw a private party in celebration of a corporate (rather than employee) milestone indicates that they really like their corporation.

      "Yay! We finally have a product we can be proud of!" <whisper>Don't anyone mention IE; don't anyone mention IE!</whisper>

  16. You can't survive if you don't evolve with changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SAS may be a good place to earn money, but that will change in a flash .... specially if they don't have other products in the works.

    Companies that relies on just a few products, die slow miserable deaths in short periods of time. Software products have a very short lifespan and unless the product line evolves, they easily become obsolete. A company can't survive without new customers and just on support contracts for an obsolete product.

  17. amazon?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazon, in Seattle? You think they should be on the list at all? You've really drank the kool-aid haven't you?
    Why don't you spend some time at the A9 campus in Palo Alto and see how it compares to the PacMed campus, you will be surprised at the huge difference in company culture.

    (posted anonymous to protect the guilty)

    1. Re:amazon?! by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Not saying they deserve to be on the list, just that Microsoft deserves it less.

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  18. Re:Government departments should be included. by slashqwerty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Presidency has been rated one of the worst jobs due to the massive responsibility, stress, constant criticism, and threat of being assassinated. The illegal 'perks' you're obviously trying to joke about got Clinton impeached and nearly booted out of office. If that had occurred he may have lost some of the other perks he is entitled to while simultaneously finding himself in a rather unsavory place in history.

  19. Microsoft is number 51... by Kitkoan · · Score: 0

    I wonder if that includes working at the MS store in malls or not. Sometimes working behind the scene's its a whole lot better then in the front. Company's like Microsoft are very large with MANY different types of job types to fill, from sales to coders and many things between and I'm guessing each one one have it's own ups and downs

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  20. SAS is a great place to work... by brennanw · · Score: 1

    ... if you're a full-time employee. I found it a little difficult to work there as a contractor. The people I worked with were great, but there was friction because they were pretty much all expecting to be lifers and I considered it a short-term gig. The culture there (at least, when I was there around 2000) was very uncomfortable with the "mercenary" mindset of "do job, get paid, leave."

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    1. Re:SAS is a great place to work... by Trepidity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The culture there (at least, when I was there around 2000) was very uncomfortable with the "mercenary" mindset of "do job, get paid, leave."

      That's sort of the whole point of their corporate culture, though, and why the employees like it there, isn't it? The expectation is that neither management/owners nor employees will treat it as a purely mercenary endeavor, so employees aren't using it as a springboard to the next job that offers a 5% higher salary, and management isn't going to screw over employees at the first opportunity.

    2. Re:SAS is a great place to work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's sort of the whole point of their corporate culture, though, and why the employees like it there, isn't it? The expectation is that neither management/owners nor employees will treat it as a purely mercenary endeavor, so employees aren't using it as a springboard to the next job that offers a 5% higher salary, and management isn't going to screw over employees at the first opportunity.

      They're too busy trying to screw over their customers instead - those that haven't drunk the kool-aid

  21. Re:You can't survive if you don't evolve with chan by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think if SAS dies, it's more likely to be a long, leisurely death. Their lock-in for business software is quite high--- it's a huge pain in the ass to completely transition a large company from SAS to anything else. Even if they stopped getting new customers altogether, I think their market share would decline only slowly.

  22. Ratings are a joke by plopez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've worked for a top rated corp. What a joke. On paper, they looked good. But if you didn't conform to the culture it sucked. Official policies mean little, it all come down to the managers in your local department.

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    1. Re:Ratings are a joke by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But if you didn't conform to the culture it sucked.

      In other news, sky is blue.

  23. The article ranks Microsoft as #15, not #51 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/bestcompanies/2010/size/

  24. OT, but Larry and Jobs think of netbooks in 2000?? by starbugs · · Score: 1

    ...and their fitness program is to take the stairs so you don't have to worry about being fired in an elevator.

    That is one of the most interesting articles about Apple I've read.
    Funny that Apple is the only major company that hasn't jumped in on the Netbook bandwagon.

    sorry for being OT

  25. Re:You can't survive if you don't evolve with chan by Your.Master · · Score: 1

    "die slow miserable deaths in short periods of time"

    Can you explain how you die a slow death in a short period of time?

  26. comparison done in the US, if I get it right. by lanc · · Score: 1

    what about the rest of the world?

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    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win." -- Mahatma Gandhi
    1. Re:comparison done in the US, if I get it right. by neonleonb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, there are companies in *other countries*?

  27. Re:You can't survive if you don't evolve with chan by guacamole · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Popular science/math/statistics applications generally have a very high market persistence... They are like well entrenched programming languages, which is actually what they are. People and organizations have invested an incredible amount of effort into software development, training, etc, to abandon a software packages like this one overnight. SAS software is a kludge of GUI tools written around a core SAS engine that was written at the time when modern computers didn't exist (and it shows), and yet this software is still going strong pretty amazingly. More recently, GNU R and STATA have become viable competitors for the raw statistics portion of SAS (they can't touch its business applications), and SAS might have lost a small market share in that area, but I really doubt it's on its way to die. Only time will show.

  28. Re:Have any of you ever seen the SAS Language and by guacamole · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes.. very odd, non-conventional programming paradigms. The core of the systems seems to have been invented at the time when modern computers didn't exist.

    The good thing about SAS is that it implements tons of statistics procedures (a lot more than say MATLAB) which are relatively easier to access than the same functions in GNU R. Doing any kind of standard (e.g. any Masters-level) statistics or econometrics in it is a breeze and this is why so many businesses are standardized on SAS. Academic statisticians and economists tend to like SAS too for things that are already implemented in it. But programming your own custom procedures in SAS is a pain in a butt..

    SAS also beats other software in management of large data sets. The DATA step is odd, but it works where R or MATLAB would not work.

  29. Re:Have any of you ever seen the SAS Language and by story645 · · Score: 1

    It's gonna be used in my applied stats course next semester. Took me a few minutes to even put the two together, and had never heard of it before the professor mentioned it. All I know about them is that they offer certification.

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  30. Rubish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At SAS - yes I work there - we grew our business every year for the last thirty years. Please explain to me how we were able to do this without innovation. We also put more money back into R&D than any other IT vendor that I am aware of.

    We now offer a range of targeted solution, campaign management, telco retention, supply management you name it that allows to rapidily employ our analytical engine (BTW fully Grid enabled if you wish) to specific business problems.

    Goes to show that just because you ate in our cafeteria doesn't mean you understand what we are selling these days.

    1. Re:Rubish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP, don't go to their cafeteria again, these angry SAS fuckers are gonna poison you!

      I dislike Rubish, I prefer Perlish.

    2. Re:Rubish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proc Summary;
      Title SAS does it all, and much better than your POS employer!"
      Proc Print;

    3. Re:Rubish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      One of the hardest things I ever did was to quit SAS. The culture was amazing. From the day I started, I likened it to a college campus. The benefits were great, although some of them (such as subsidized childcare) could be difficult to get without years of tenure.

      However, I was not in R&D, sales, etc. I worked in IT supporting their financial management software. Of course, it didn't help that they were using software from a big competitor in certain markets, headed up by an egomaniac whom Goodnight detests in the worst possible way.

      My department was viewed with a lot of suspicion by other groups at SAS for that reason, among others. Working in that group was known to be a dead end job. Yeah, you might go from App Dev 2 to App Dev 3 or 4, but that was it. There was little chance for true promotion or even lateral movement into another position with higher ceiling. The department underwent no less than 5 re-orgs in the 3 years I was there, none of which did anything to help my group. In the end, I left SAS to further my career, broaden my horizons and increase my paycheck (by over 20%).

      I really wish I could have my current job (duties, responsibilities, etc.) at my former employer!

      Posting AC for personal/professional reasons.

    4. Re:Rubish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be interested to learn that we finally migrated away from Oracle. Use our own Financial Management software now (used to be CFO vision and has been completely rewritten).

  31. First love by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 3, Insightful

    whose first love is programming

    I did an SAS course around 20 years ago. Had to support it on my SunOS system. Then, it was basically an OS360 environment ported to X11. It was horrible to look at and no single "modern" -that was 1992- concept was to be seen. The "concept" of supporting both STDOUT and STDERR was wildly exotic.

    Most SAS users I met were completely clueless about programming and were basically summoned by their depts to perform some wild additions on homogeneous data sets. The statistical functions were probably used by the small base of power users. Back then I'd had wager that a handful of Perl scripts -that was Perl 4 back then- would have solved most problems at a fraction of the cost and would have constituted in more generally trained developers. However, in SAS' niche, product decisions are hardly ever taken by tech savvy people but mostly by accountants that are overwhelmed by (non-)features from ads.

    Anyway, the software was sold and SAS made loads of money out of it. Good for them. Stating that the founder's first love is programming is stretching it a bit.

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  32. Sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SAS might be a great company to work for, but in my experience they are not a great company to deal with as a techie. If I was a customer/target of the other SAS organisation alluded to in other posts, at least I'd know when a project involving them had been completed.

  33. Re:Rossiya -- svyashchennaya nasha derzhava, by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    That's not Spanish but Russian - part of the the current anthem to be exact.

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  34. Pagers how quaint by mjwalshe · · Score: 1, Troll

    Pager how quaint the US telecoms infrastructure is

    1. Re:Pagers how quaint by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Pager how quaint the US telecoms infrastructure is

      True, but better is truly the enemy of good enough.

      Pagers in general are reliable, have a long battery life, are durable, and have good coverage.

      Having used one, there's a lot to be said for simply glancing at a tiny screen instead of having to turn on a phone and see what text I might have gotten.

      Simply because technology is old does not mean it can't perform a useful function; people often get so caught up with bells and whistles they never ask "Do we really need those 'features'?"

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    2. Re:Pagers how quaint by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      well you can reuse the bandwidth taken up by a pager network for somthing more usefull and profitable.

  35. And not a single automotive company ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, they used to be fantastic tech companies to work for. Don't tell me the offshoring model, management consultancy groups and the global recession has just made them as boring to work for as every other corporate?

    1. Re:And not a single automotive company ... by yuhong · · Score: 1

      Yea, it shows the problems of the "shareholder value" ideology. And yes it contributed to the economic recession.

    2. Re:And not a single automotive company ... by yuhong · · Score: 1
  36. SAS: Scandinavian Airlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All my life. Until today.

  37. Re:You can't survive if you don't evolve with chan by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

    "die slow miserable deaths in short periods of time"

    Can you explain how you die a slow death in a short period of time?

    A man is in hospital, dying of terminal cancer. The doctor tells him he has only 24 hours to live, but if he'd like, the doctor can arrange for a banjo player to come and join him.

    "Why would I want to have a banjo player with me?" he asks.

    "Because", replied the doctor, "with the banjo playing your last 24 hours will feel like forever!"

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  38. A random selection and mostly non-IT by petes_PoV · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Look at how the top companies fare in past years. You notice that while SAS may be top this time, they were #20 last time and lower before that. What this tells us is that the selection criteria are either subjective (i.e. made up from individuals' biases and preconceptions), or, worse that the working environment within companies changes dramatically from one year to another. Either way, it's not a reliable guide to which organisation you want to spend any significant part of your working life with.

    Then there's the minor point that you don't work for a company, you work for a boss and if that person is an idiot, it doesn't matter how high or low in the rankings some place is, that boss can make your work life a living hell. Obviously the opposite applies: a good boss in a bad company can improve things.

    Finally, this list is not confined to IT jobs: it applies to the cleaners as well as the managing director. So there's no indication of a correlation between the likelihood of having a good or bad IT job in a "good" company - the spread is just too broad.

    The very last point is that this only lists companies in america and has nothing to say about the other 95% of the world.

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  39. Re:Have any of you ever seen the SAS Language and by guacamole · · Score: 1

    I can predict that the "hardest" SAS related part of the course will be

    1) Getting your data into SAS
    2) Transforming your data so that it is ready for analysis.

    Once your data is in the format expected by the statistical functions, then all you probably will have to do is call a statistical procedure and read the output. A 2-line long procedure call may involve an incredibly complex statistical estimator and give you output complete with estimates, standard errors, and graphs..

    This is actually easier than doing the same homework in matlab. Sure in matlab its easier to get 1+1, but it has very few statistics functions beyond probability distributions and the most elementary stuff, so you have to code all statistics routines yourself.

  40. Accenture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to be posting this as anonymous, but i've worked for Accenture for about two years. The fact that is even listed makes me doubt about the value of that list.

  41. Re:Government departments should be included. by drsquare · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, you get a massive salary, all expenses paid, and even if you're absolutely terrible at the job you can't be fired for four years.

  42. odd thought by misfit815 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was actually a bit surprised that my employer didn't make the list. And then I realized just how fortunate I am to think such a thing. Quite an epiphany.

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  43. Good employers are tough to find by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    It's getting harder and harder in the US to find jobs at these "good places to work." I happen to work at one that never made this list...it's a European company with significant US operations. They have their problems, but one thing they do know how to do is keep engineer types happy and producing decent-quality work.

    One thing that might help SAS is that it looks like they're a private company. They also have a huge niche market in academia, government and high-end business analytics. These two things appear to be what it takes to keep the pressure off the board to cut salaries, jobs and perks every time they need to top up the quarterly numbers. If you either always make money, or have a founder/CEO who's willing to dig into his own deep pockets during a downturn, this means you can spend a few extra bucks to attract and retain non-idiot employees. In turn, those employees will work harder for you, and make more money for the company.

    I've seen (and worked in) the converse of this also. Companies that treat their employees like dirt generally experience high turnover unless the employees don't have a choice. I worked at an outsourcer at the beginning of my career who was like that...they kept burning through the same pool of low-skilled contractors who end up causing more problems than they fix, especially in a managed-services environment. Everyone who was smart realized they were a crappy place to work, got skilled and moved on.

    Companies are social structures as well as business structures. In the past, there was a completely paternal relationship -- just do your job and everything will be taken care of for you. Some employers now take the role of "abusive parent" when it comes to employment. People at the top need to realize that if morale is in the dumps, their employees are either going to leave or not produce results for them.

    A lot of people will say that all these perks are designed to squeeze every minute of productivity out of someone...and they're right! If someone doesn't have to sit in traffic to go to lunch because the cafeteria's right there, or be late to work because they had to drop their kid off at daycare, that's more productive work time. I think it works out, especially when you consider that happier employees tend to be more stable and less likely to disappear on you.

  44. #24 by stubob · · Score: 1

    Goldman Sachs Group

    I'll bet it is.

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  45. Wow!! by Vr6dub · · Score: 3, Informative

    How does it feel to be a slave to your corporate masters?

    1. Re:Wow!! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Feels immeasurably better than sleeping on the street.

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  46. I trump your anecdote with mine by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    My last employer was a private company, and was the sickest culture I've ever had the displeasure of working in.

    Yes-men everywhere, rampant nepotism, and a level of incompetence at the officer level I've never seen in my professional career. (This is the only place I've worked where I had a sneaking, sinking suspicion I was the smartest guy in the room.)

    The company made the top 20 worst places to work in America this year.

    I don't think a company's work environment is driven by private vs public; it might be size driven (larger companies trend public) but I'm in a public company now and couldn't be happier.

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    You better watch out, there may be dogs about . . .
  47. $410/month child care! by 1729 · · Score: 1

    I'm fortunate to have a good job that pays well, but I'm envious of the cheap on-site day care at SAS. I can get non-subsidized child-care through my employer, but it will cost me over $3k/month (mostly post-tax) for two toddlers once my wife goes back to work full-time.

  48. FLOSS by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Did any FLOSS companies make the list?

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  49. Re:Have any of you ever seen the SAS Language and by story645 · · Score: 1

    I've used SPSS for a psych class, figured SAS was similar. I do basic stats stuff in python and am actively encouraged to learn R, so doing it in matlab probably wouldn't phase me.

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  50. its all about contracts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nothing in the job title says you get to be on-call for no extra money, learn to negotiate

  51. I work for one of those top companies by Kage-Yojimbo · · Score: 1

    And I look around and wonder "how did we ever get rated as a top company?" My training (scale 0 - 10) = 2, New equipment = 2, career growth = 3. All I can say is if this is the way it is in one of the highest rated firms in the world, I feel sorry for everyone else. My guess is these listings are just another popularity contest. Some firms think its important to win, so they make the effort to be on the list.