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Operation Titstorm Hits the Streets

schliz writes "Hacker group 'Anonymous' is organising international, real-life protests of the Australian mandatory internet filter this coming Saturday. Protests will take place in major Australian cities as well as at Australian embassies around the world. The protests are said to be the second stage of 'Operation Titstorm,' which unleashed a prolonged DDoS attack on Australian government websites last week. Organisers of the so-called Project Freeweb said: 'If passed, this legislation will set a disturbing precedent at an international level. The public, not the Government, should have the right to decide what is deemed appropriate for you or your family to be exposed to.'"

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  1. Storm of chicks? by Fotograf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, didnt read TFA, it would spoil my imagination

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  2. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is immature and reeks of disorganization.

    You've never heard of Anonymous, have you?

  3. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by martas · · Score: 4, Funny

    wow, you managed to depict members of an internet-based group as "losers". how incredibly imaginative of you. now how about you shut the fuck up until you have some real criticism against them?

  4. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by HamSammy · · Score: 3, Funny

    trips to the minifridge to get more Cheetos.

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  5. Re:"tit storm" by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is immature and reeks of disorganization.

    What a strange thing to say about a group that originated on 4chan.

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  6. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Many of our number (Anonymous) are productive, intelligent members of society," said Infinite, who is a Web designer.

    But most of them are college-age basement dwellers who type out their screeds in between trips to the minifridge to get more Cheetos.

    Who the hell keeps Cheetos in a minifridge?

  7. Re:"members of Anonymous" by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well in South Carolina you would have to register before conducting your subversive activities. That takes care of THAT...

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  8. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow! The first actual Australian ever to back the filter besides someone inside the government... or are you....

  9. Re:Question by stonewallred · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't make us come over there and liberate the shit out of you.

  10. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Think of the theoretical, non-human, imaginary beings!

  11. Re:Question by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's a really nice kid you got there. It'd be a shame if they were exposed to something...unseemly.

  12. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't make us come over there and liberate the tits out of you.

    There, fixed that for you.

  13. Re:"tit storm" by clarkkent09 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know, banning porn with small tits only seems like common sense. From now on I'm only looking for porn officially approved by the Australian government as featuring girls with sufficiently large tits.

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  14. Re:Question by MrNaz · · Score: 3, Funny

    My girlfriend is a theoretical, non-human imaginary being you insensitive clod! The government had better not dare try to deprive Nubiliana of her rights!

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  15. Re:Question by VShael · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't make us come over there and liberate the shit out of you.

    Funnily enough, I've seen a porno clip which had this attitude. The guy was really pounding this girls ass, doggy style, saying things like "I'm gonna liberate you soooo hard!" She's crying and getting slapped and what not.

    Then when he's done, he collapsed on her back and sighed "Mission Accomplished!" even though there was a second naked chick waiting in the sack beside them.

    So I gotta wonder, when did porn get all liberal satirical and shit? Keep politics outta porn. (But not porn outta politics, cause that shit's hilarious.)

  16. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

  17. Maturity by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be followed by Operation Hooter Hurricane, Operation Mammary Monsoon, Operation Boobie Blizzard, Operation Tata Tornado and Operation Sirocco Of Sweater Puppies.

    I could keep this up all day. :-D

    Yeah, I know. Pathetic.

    1. Re:Maturity by nimid · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't use some of those names as they'll be confused with future Ubuntu releases.

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  18. how BIG and small are we talking about here? by spammeister · · Score: 2, Funny

    ( o )( o )
    too small?
    ( O ) ( O )
    just right?

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  19. Re:"tit storm" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously this is link small-breasts = pedophilia is so insane I don't understand why the proponents' brains don't implode from the pure stupidity of it.

    Interestingly, politicians' skulls are several millimetre thicker than the normal human average to prevent implosion caused by the differential in pressure between the air outside and the vacuum inside. This extra thickness also serves as a protective measure, preventing good ideas from entering and causing unnecessary stress. This adaptation should really get more study. If you'd like to participate, please dissect the nearest politician and send in your results.

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  20. Re:Question by dacut · · Score: 2, Funny

    No one should EVER be criminally liable for taking a nude photo of themselves and showing to another...

    Even if it's the goatse guy?