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Comcast Shoots For New Image, Rebranding As Xfinity
artemis writes "Comcast is making efforts to repair and restore its 'former glory' by the act of transformation, rebranding itself as Xfinity. Hopefully step 2 is an actual change in quality and customer service. 'Comcast will use the Xfinity rebranding to talk up its improved customer service as well as its technical upgrades. “There’s a lot to be proud of,’’ said Steve Hackley, Comcast’s senior vice president for the Greater Boston region. “We want to take credit for it.’’ W2 Group’s Weber said such a rebranding is “a bit old-fashioned’’ and a new name is unlikely to impress consumers. “I think the public is smarter than that now,’’ he said.'"
Xfinity = the amount of time you'll be on hold if you call Customer Service.
Still, it's nice of these broken companies to move themselves to the end of the phone book.
they want their "x" back.
Well, I do use Comcast to access the majority of my adult films.
Whats a phone book?
Xfinity = how many times smarter you are than the average customer service rep
Let's keep this rolling!
"All great wisdom is contained in .signature files"
Due to an unsuccessful rebrading, Xfinity will be rebrading themselves to !Xfinity, a name which they believe will boost their popularity tremendously in customer popularity and poor string sorting algorithms.
Sewage Treatment Facilities - "Our duty is clear."
The bad news for you is that I also use Comcast to access the majority of your adult films.
Your technique isn't bad, but the lighting needs to be better.
/You've just been Xfinitied.
[Fuck Beta]
o0t!
Dying of hunger and boredom isn't suicide.
Wow, Xfinity! That sounds great. Where do I sign up? I want better service, faster internet and cheaper prices, and Xfinity sounds like it fits the bill. It's got an "X" in it, so it must be ten times better than what I have now.
Can't wait until it's available in my area.
Everything you know is wrong, Just forget the words and sing along.
... so does that make me an XCustomer?
Xfinity.
ECKS-finity
ZIN-inity
CROSS-finity
OOOOPS-finity
Hugs-n-kisses-finity
?
Hell - Hell has announced plans to rebrand itself as XBoilingHot as part of its bid to transform itself from the realm of Eternal Damnation into a kinder, gentler den of infinite punishment.
"This is part of an overall strategy to change our image in the eyes of our customers." Hell spokesman Adolf Hitler said. "I think we've got a bid of a bad rap, in part deserved, but in part because a lot of people just haven't given us an adequate chance."
"There's a lot to be proud of!" Nebraska regional director Pol Pot said. "We've changed the whole operation around, streamlining it with an eye on increasing overall satisfaction. Complaints have dropped a solid 50%, and we haven't even introduced the new Infinite Voice Mail Queue and the pitchforks with the built in silencers so the agonies of the Damned don't overwhelm those listening to an eternity of Liberace playing the anthem of the USSR at triple tempo in 7/4 time."
"It's a bit old-fashioned," says senior director of the market research division of Hell, Idi Amin. "I don't think our customers are going to be fooled by slick slogans. But we know they'll notice the difference."
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.