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Tour de France Champion Accused of Hacking
ub3r n3u7r4l1st writes "A French judge has issued a national arrest warrant for US cyclist Floyd Landis in connection with a case of data hacking at a doping laboratory, a prosecutor's office said. French judge Thomas Cassuto is seeking to question Landis about computer hacking dating back to September 2006 at the Chatenay-Malabry lab, said Astrid Granoux, spokeswoman for Nanterre's prosecutor's office. The laboratory near Paris had uncovered abnormally elevated testosterone levels in Landis' samples collected in the run-up to his 2006 Tour de France victory, leading to the eventual loss of his medal."
FINALLY that phrase makes some kind of sense.
A hacker that doesn't weigh 250 lbs, doesn't live on Cheetohs, and actually exercises!
Oh come on, a hacking cyclist? Everyone knows professional cyclists are even dumber than professional soccer players. The French just can't stand loosing from Yanks, look at all the allegations they made against Lance Armstromg.
Oh, look, everybody, the troll is even dumber than a professional soccer player.
What's the matter with you? Did a French soccer player knock up your mom?
You xenophobic idiot. Last time a frenchman won the tour de France was in 1985 - that's 25 years ago.
Wow. Not only do they suck at cycling, they also suck at cheating!
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>He's a professional bicyclist. Not being able to go to France is basically ruining his career.
> It's like saying you can keep your car but no gas.
> It's like saying you can have your pizza but no crust.
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It's like raaaaaaiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day....