Extreme Close-Up of Mars's Moon Phobos
coondoggie writes "The European Space Agency's Mars exploring satellite will make a number of close-up passes of the Martian moon Phobos. The Mars Express, which the agency launched in 2003, has begun a series of flybys of Phobos, the largest moon of Mars, that will ultimately set a new record for the closest pass to Phobos — skimming the surface at 50 km, or about 31 miles. This is only about 5 times the irregular moon's average radius. The data collected by the satellite could help solve some of the mysteries about the moon, beginning with that of its origin."
it says "first post."
I wanted an extreme close-up of Phoebe Cates, dammit.
It looks rather plain- for some reason I thought it would look a little scary or something. Not sure why.
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Right, like we really need to explore some dumbass rock.
Outer space is useless as far as I'm concerned.
Little knowledge can be gained by such endeavors.
Like we really need to burn more public funds via the gravity well that is the Earth.
Especially now that we have to deal with all this economic crisis bullshit.
Dumbasses. The people who made this ship are fucking dumbasses.
So, are we just gonna lie down and let these fucking scientists spend all our tax dollars like this?
Or are we gonna go kill us some politicians?
How much money are we gonna let these scientists waste?
A billion dollars?
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Don't fucking tell me this shit, it's all bullshit.
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W00t a rock!
Phobos == Death Star.
So, obviously they'll need to get a lot lower than *that*. The Rebel snubfighters were only meters above the surface...
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> When calculating the density, this gives a surprising figure because it
> seems that parts of Phobos may be hollow...
That is interesting, to say the least.
Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
IT's A TRAP!!!!!!
no no, wait, I got this..
That's no moon!!!
"Phobos, the largest moon of Mars"
Mars has just two moons, so that should probably read "Phobos, the larger of the two moons of Mars".
can you possibly imagine the horror of something similar?
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Eww - no base on that moon for me - looks like you'd be living on a GOATSE world
..........FULL STOP.
Fear of a moon named Phobos (fear) = ???
Leather Goddesses!
This all began in Upper Sandusky, Ohio, in 1936. The Leather Goddesses of Phobos are just finalizing their plans for the invasion of Earth. People have been abducted by the Leather Goddesses for the final testing of the plan which will enslave all of humanity. Unless this nefarious plan is stopped, the Earth will be turned into these twisted vixens' pleasure dome. For some unknown reason, this outcome is considered unfavorable.
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Extreme Close-Up?
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Where are all the imps... bulldog demons... barons of hell?
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http://www.esa.int/esa-mmg/mmg.pl?topic=&subtopic=&keyword=phobos&subm2=GO
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original
I won't lie, the first thing I thought of when I read 'Phobos' was the classic game 'Doom', which takes place on Phobos I believe...
I can look forward to a Google Phobos?
Sorry to be blunt, but I don't visit Slashdot to get redirected to some shitty ad-plastered website with half-assed copy/pasted information.
Was it really so hard for the submitter to give this a proper non-misleading title, and a link to the actual ESA press release?
Is there a way to get kdawson fired? He seems to pull this shit a lot.
The Soviet Phobos-2 mission returned some cool pictures before its computer failed. I especially like the ones with Mars in the background.
Wikipedia says Manhattan is 21km, and that Phobos is 11km average radius.
Is this what Manhattan would look like on Phobos?
I dunno. I think the math is about right, but I've been really wrong before.
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Weird. The story made me suddenly phobic of close-ups of Mars mooning.
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Sorry about posting anonymously. I read an article about how Earth's moon churns our planet's core. One of the reasons Earth's core is so hot and molten may be only because of Earth's moon. Without it, the Earth would be a dead, lifeless place, maybe a lot like Mars and Venus are now (notice how besides the obvious difference in distance from the sun, neither Mars nor Venus have a large companion sattelite). To sum up, the gravitational pull of Earth's moon provides a tidal force that induces geological heat and activity at the center of the Earth. Without the moon, the core of the Earth would be still and cold. No one really knows what effect this has on the biological processes of life on this planet.
If we are interested in terraforming Mars, it might be productive to simulate the effect of bringing in a Luna-size sattelite in proportion to Mars to try and jump start Mars' inactive geologic core. It would be interesting if one of the key features of life-bearing planets in the universe is simply the presence of a large enough sattelite to agitate the core. A example of this in reverse might be the moons of Jupiter and Saturn, whose cores may be hot and molten because of the gravitational forces of the large planets they orbit.
Looks pretty low resolution to me compared to NASA's HiRISE images from 2008. The wikipedia page has a link to a nice time magazine gallery and the Official HiRISE SiteGo ahead click on the 3374 × 3300 pixel image on this UCL page for an EXTREME closeup of Phobos.
So nice snap shots ESA, but hardly extreme...
...but no pictures. Closest approach will be when moon is in shadow of Mars apparently.
For the sake of argument, let's assume that either Phobos or Deimos are composed of something we really want. Titanium, uranium, etc. What would be the effect on Mars' orbit if we mined the moon? I know that their gravity, compared to Mars, is negligible, but they still have an effect on the orbit.
What would happen if one or both moons were removed from their orbits?
We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Maybe this mission will catch a cyberdaemon, or at least a wraith, on camera.
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Phobos flyby blog:
http://webservices.esa.int/blog/blog/7
Better than the linked article.
Maybe Roland Picklepail faked his death?
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