User: grayshirtninja

Re:Seriously...

On: Judge Rules That Police Can Bar High I.Q. Scores

Slashdot is usually slow, but this is just ridiculous.

"Alledged"

On: Iran Arrests Alleged Spies Over Stuxnet Worm

Alledged? Did they catch them up on a cliff?

Re:it would be awesome, but impossible

On: Airbus Planning Transparent Planes

Nah, this will be a prototype, the real thing will only have an observation deck :)

This actually makes a lot more sense then a completely transparent plane.

Re:One last time?

On: Review: Halo: Reach

It's interesting to note that Bungie has a job position open for a "Software Development Engineer in Test (PS3)". A hopeful sign of things to come.

Re:It's always refreshing

On: Armed Man Takes Hostages At Discovery Channel HQ

and they all died of dysentery.

Typical

On: Microsoft Quickly Revises "Sexting" Ad For Kin Phone

Just another weird-ass Microsoft ad.

Re:First goatse

On: How Did Wikileaks Do It?

Haha, well played sir, well played.

Re:throwing in the towel

On: If ET Calls, Who Speaks For Humanity?

We may not want the aliens to sass our representative. You don't know where that thing has been, do you really want to sass it?

Do not accept High Beyond protocol packets

On: If ET Calls, Who Speaks For Humanity?

I've read my sci-fi and I know how dangerous alien email can be.

Missing tag: Rainbows End

On: Solar-Powered Augmented Reality Contact Lenses

If these ever hit the market as a product I would buy them in an instant. I've wanted this kind of thing ever since I read Vernor Vinge's excellent Rainbows End. Augmented reality is one of the most exciting technologies being developed right now (I'm just glad it hasn't become a buzzword yet).

Re:fuckfuck

On: Extreme Close-Up of Mars's Moon Phobos

It's posts like this that make me wish for a '-1 WTF' mod option.

Re:video game imitates book

On: Physicists Discover How To Teleport Energy

Rocannon's World did it before Hyperion.

Missing Tag

On: UK Police Plan To Use Military-Style Spy Drones

1984

Quake Trolls

On: USGS Develops Twitter-Based Earthquake Detection

How long before a group of trolls picks up on this and starts creating false reports?

Re:Public address

On: Gravatars Can Leak Users' Email Addresses

A successful nerd snipe. Well played sir, well played.
http://xkcd.com/356/

Re:Nuke Delaware from orbit

On: Apple Counter-Sues Nokia Over Patents

And Evony

Re:Whats the hold up

On: NASA's LCROSS Mission Proves Lunar Ice Suspicions

Once you're in orbit you're halfway to anywhere.

Re:So what's new?

On: Secret Copyright Treaty Leaks. It's Bad. Very Bad.

He who has the power to destroy a thing has absolute control over it.

Re:That's not a horse!

On: Thermonuclear Reactor To Use Coconut Shells

That's not the power of the sun, you're just bangin' two coconuts together!

Fixed that for ya

Re:Where do the ebooks come from?

On: The Kindle Killer Arrives

What, you mean like a real book? Shocking

People who are named banks

On: Swedish Regulators Ban Word "Bank" In Domain Names For Non-Banks

It's a good thing that Iain Banks has already registered his own domain name, but what about the rest of us with that name? This is bullocks.

Re:Taxation without representation.

On: NASA Wants To Fund Space Taxis

Don't you mean taxiation?

Re:Someone please think of the boobies

On: Games Fail To Portray Gender and Ethnic Diversity

They tried too, but Samus Aran wrecked the curve (tee-hee).

I have two words for you:

On: Games Fail To Portray Gender and Ethnic Diversity

Sergeant Johnson.

Re:Forging Peace.

On: Virtual Peace Sim Game Based On America's Army

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who didn't." - Benjamin Franklin.