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Mock Cyber Attack Shows US Unpreparedness

An anonymous reader writes with word that the outcome of the large-scale cyberattack simulation promised a few days ago isn't too rosy. From the Help Net Security article: "During the simulated cyber attack that took place yesterday in Washington and was recorded by CNN, one thing became clear: the US are still not ready to deflect or mitigate such an attack to an extent that would not affect considerably the everyday life of its citizens. The ballroom of the Washington's Mandarin Oriental Hotel was for this event transformed into the White House Situation Room, complete with three video screens displaying maps of the country, simulated updates and broadcasts by 'GNN,' an imaginary television network 'covering' the crisis."

148 comments

  1. hmm by Pojut · · Score: 4, Funny

    simulated updates and broadcasts by 'GNN,' an imaginary television network 'covering' the crisis.

    Gotham News Network?

    1. Re:hmm by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Well, the town did need an enema.

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    2. Re:hmm by e2d2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Galaxy News Network, with Three Dog HOOOOWWWWWL.

    3. Re:hmm by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Or, a nod to some future Google cable news channel, referenced by NSA employees "in the know" when they were writing the scenario? Hmm...

    4. Re:hmm by G2GAlone · · Score: 1

      They said cyber-attack, not an apocalypse :-D

    5. Re:hmm by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      What was that? Your signal was a bit weak...

    6. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Google News Network? Yes, what about it?

      Oups, you guys are from 2010... I said too much already.

    7. Re:hmm by grahamsaa · · Score: 1

      Guerrilla News Network

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    8. Re:hmm by camperdave · · Score: 1

      They said cyber-attack, not an apocalypse :-D

      Cyber - Cerber Easy mistake to make.

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    9. Re:hmm by kipd · · Score: 1

      Same thing to me!

    10. Re:hmm by Obfuscant · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      I'd say it's time for the US to stop relying on Shock and Awe Terrorism and be a good neighbour for a change, but that wouldn't be true.

      That's right, it wouldn't be true. The US has been a good neighbor since it formed.

      If you don't think so, the taxpayers here would surely appreciate you all returning the billions of dollars in foreign aid that we've been handing out for generations. It seems a mite hypocritical to complain about the lack of "neighborliness" of the US while holding your hands out for the money and other aid we dish out.

      I should have just modded you flamebait or troll, but I couldn't let your nonsense stand uncontested.

    11. Re:hmm by TubeSteak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If you don't think so, the taxpayers here would surely appreciate you all returning the billions of dollars in foreign aid that we've been handing out for generations. It seems a mite hypocritical to complain about the lack of "neighborliness" of the US while holding your hands out for the money and other aid we dish out.

      US foreign aid dollars are mostly a quid-pro-quo or negotiating tool.
      We certainly don't do it out of the goodness of our hearts.

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    12. Re:hmm by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Insightful
      US foreign aid dollars are mostly a quid-pro-quo or negotiating tool.

      Yeah, because we get SO much back from our investments in third world countries. Mostly it's "stop attacking your neighbors and we'll give you more food and money", neither of which gets where it's supposed to go because the rulers are pocketing it.

      We certainly don't do it out of the goodness of our hearts.

      Considering that we don't have to do it at all, don't look the gift horse in the mouth. And then let's talk about the billions in private charity in addition to the billions in taxpayer provided charity, all of which is "goodness of our hearts."

    13. Re:hmm by orient · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How does the foreign aid compare to the money made (stolen?) after invading sovereign countries and imposing humiliating trade "agreements"? 1:100? Less?

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    14. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grouch News Network

      http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/11/09/2009-11-09_conservatives_grouchy_over_sesame_streets_fox_news_jibe.html

    15. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL Yeh, of course I mean don't all good neighbours sponsor terrorism in South America, Ireland and Soviet Afghanistan?

      Lets not mention the 16 countries you have bombed since WW2.

      And the farm subsidies that largely cause the need for your aid.

      Thanks for playing.

    16. Re:hmm by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's time for the US to stop relying on Shock and Awe Terrorism and be a good neighbour for a change, but that wouldn't be true.

      That's right, it wouldn't be true. The US has been a good neighbor since it formed.

      If you don't think so, the taxpayers here would surely appreciate you all returning the billions of dollars in foreign aid that we've been handing out for generations. It seems a mite hypocritical to complain about the lack of "neighborliness" of the US while holding your hands out for the money and other aid we dish out.

      I should have just modded you flamebait or troll, but I couldn't let your nonsense stand uncontested.

      Can't speak for the US - but Australia uses "foreign aid" to dump unwanted (and often substandard) products. We supply "military advice" to our near neighbours (read PNG and Indonesia) so that Australian companies can continue activities (read mining and Panguna).

      I don't support Barnaby Joyces' call to cut Foreign Aid spending - but I will continue to view all foreign aid cynically - and support public scrutiny and transparent accounting.

      I suggest you do the same.

    17. Re:hmm by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1
    18. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work of AusAID you insensitive clod! We award foreign aid contracts to companies on a basis of how much they supported the elected government. Witness our awe inspiring Asian Drowning Institute/International Drowning Research Centre. Now STFU

    19. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for playing.

      Tkanks for living in a developing *cough*thirdworldshithole*cough* nation.

    20. Re:hmm by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I never saw (or needed) any of your charity, being in the EU. I do see you lot forcing security theatre on my air travel, trying to get to my private banking data with SWIFT exchanges (that fortunately got blocked off by the European Commison), and more such shenanigans. I'm not even mentioning you lot giving us McDonalds and KFC.

      Get off your high horse, and stop thinking you're the mecenas that keeps the world alive.

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    21. Re:hmm by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I never saw (or needed) any of your charity, being in the EU

      One of the most defining national characteristics of the USA is our ability, for better or worse, to very quickly forget our own past...to move on without a collective guilt or remorse for past mistakes.

      The fact that you, as a EU resident, can so quickly forget the massive amounts of charity funneled into Europe through the Marshall Plan only 60 years ago means that in your haste to disdain McDonalds and KFC, you've rejected one of the most fundamental European commonalities to embrace a core American value.

      Personally, I find this most amusing.

    22. Re:hmm by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Granted, my grandfather did see you lot. It's interesting to note, though, that had you not been afraid to get your feet wet until everyone's favourite austrian had Europe pretty much covered, the Marshall plan might not have been necessary at all.

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    23. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our number one foreign aide recipient is Isreal, which isnt 3rd world and still wont stop antagonizing its neighbors. Find me one politician in either party that will openly admit we shouldnt be giving Isreal foriegn aid.

    24. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it too late for you to support your conspiracy theories with some evidence? No, of course it isn't, but you still won't ever do it. You'll continue to scream and cry about being reminded of your failures, though.

    25. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When "existing" is part of that "antagonizing", I have no problems with that part of foreign aid.

  2. Oh - of course its not by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This way - the demonstration shows that they need to implement more "Security Features" that encroach upon the rights and freedoms of the average American.

    1. Re:Oh - of course its not by TheKidWho · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or maybe they're actually not prepared for a cyberattack?

      Nono, the man is trying to stick it to us obviously.

    2. Re:Oh - of course its not by BobMcD · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why not both?

    3. Re:Oh - of course its not by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a lot of things they aren't prepared for. They beef up airline security while neglecting the security of pipelines in Iraq and Iran. They worry about polution but don't stop the corporations from doing so.

      I'm not saying that they aren't NOT prepared - just that this is going to be abused beyond all recognition. Like how they weren't prepared for a terrorist attack and now I can't bring more than a litre of liquids onto a plane. However - none of that stops guys from setting off bombs in their pants.

    4. Re:Oh - of course its not by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or maybe they're actually not prepared for a cyberattack?

      Or maybe it's not possible for the government to defend against a well-planned cyberattack without also giving the government the ability to shut off arbitrary Internet connections? And that would be bad, m'kay?

      We have good network operators. They can handle this.

      If the government really wants to help, why don't I ever hear any PSA's about turning on your software updates and not being conned by 'Click here to see kittens and get money' spam? Why don't they pay Microsoft to develop a yum/apt-like update mechanism for their OS (that 3rd parties can access)? The other articles said 80% of attacks last year are from people using old versions of Acrobat - that's a solved problem in computing.

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    5. Re:Oh - of course its not by poetmatt · · Score: 2

      you missed it. Not prepared for a previously announced cyberattack.

    6. Re:Oh - of course its not by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Obviously... Someone ask the GP if he donned his tinfoil hat...

      I'm curious if we can get a play-by-play of what happened during the day, rather than just a report of after the fact. Surely it wouldn't help the bad guys that much, would it? I'm curious how they determined that they're unable to respond quickly or correctly enough. The article posted seems to indicate this was as much a think-game as it was an actual exercise.

      I should think actual panic would induce the cell-networks and governors (amongst other groups) to actually concede the control they may not otherwise concede, especially when it's a wargame and the parties involved aren't the real parties.

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    7. Re:Oh - of course its not by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they're actually not prepared for a cyberattack?

      They never saw Die Hard IV? Sheesh...

    8. Re:Oh - of course its not by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Obviously... Someone ask the GP if he donned his tinfoil hat...

      Don't be ridiculous, thats to keep the aliens out of my head. The government uses the fillings in my teeth as a radio transmitter for my thoughts.I lined my ski mask with Lead.

      I should think actual panic would induce the cell-networks and governors (amongst other groups) to actually concede the control they may not otherwise concede, especially when it's a wargame and the parties involved aren't the real parties.

      Yeah - After actually reading the article, it seems like it isn't to suggest that we aren't technically secure - more that the structure of power isn't secure. However, I'm sure in an actual scenario, people would concede control, and if not, other people might step over their bounds if they understood it as a real emergency. If the attack is imminent I highly doubt Verizon wouldn't give control to the Military in the interest of national security.

    9. Re:Oh - of course its not by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 1

      Why do you hate America so much?

      Think of the inter-tubes!

    10. Re:Oh - of course its not by vxice · · Score: 1

      I thought it was much less than a liter that you could bring one. Wasnt it like 3oz. Also in the USA today they talked about a plan to deploy portable bomb detectors in the terminal to randomly screen passengers.

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    11. Re:Oh - of course its not by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      Rules don't stop people from setting off bombs in their pants. People stop people from setting off bombs in their pants.

    12. Re:Oh - of course its not by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 5, Funny

      I found this on floor after you left. Do you need it? ---> </i>

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    13. Re:Oh - of course its not by maxume · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the U.S. really hasn't lived up to its commitment to secure Iranian energy infrastructure.

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    14. Re:Oh - of course its not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo. That's all it was, an attempt to convince us all of the importance of handing the federal government the keys to all internet activity in the name of "security". If you feel safer now because of the TSA, you're going to love our new, improved, secured intarwebz!

    15. Re:Oh - of course its not by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Of course, it was organized by a bunch of Bush neocons. But its primary purpose was to make Obama look weak on security, so every moron in America will piss their pants in fear and check "R" on the ballot in the next election.

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    16. Re:Oh - of course its not by RichardJenkins · · Score: 2, Funny

      none of that stops guys from setting off bombs in their pants.

      Guy at work does this all the time, it's disgusting. Oh, wait...

    17. Re:Oh - of course its not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I found this on the floor after you left. Do you need it? --> the

      (Couldn't resist.)

    18. Re:Oh - of course its not by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      I tend to think of it not as "if an attack were imminent" but rather "if the country was being seiged or invaded". We're constantly under threat of imminent attacks of all sorts, this is why we have standing army, police and others. But I know what you mean.

      As for the fillings, that only works for them if you have lead fillings, no? ;)

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    19. Re:Oh - of course its not by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      I fly to the US very regularly from my home country (Australia). The rule is that you can bring up to 1L total, but are limited to 100 mL for each ~individual item~.

      So I can bring 10 separate 100 mL bottles of shampoo on, but I can't bring that same amount of shampoo on in a single 1L bottle. Basically, each item has to be = 100 mL, and all the items have to fit in a single 1L ziplock sandwich bag.

      In the US they refer to it as the 3-1-1 rule, which is a wonderfully confusing mix of metric and imperial units (lol): 3 fl oz. max per item, 1 L bag total, 1 bag per passenger.

    20. Re:Oh - of course its not by zill · · Score: 1

      You must have a lot of hair...

    21. Re:Oh - of course its not by deserttrail · · Score: 1

      The units aren't really a mixed. We just call it a quart sized bag instead of a liter sized bag.

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    22. Re:Oh - of course its not by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The best defence against cyber attack from the internet, if it doesn't need to be connected to the internet then don't bloody connect it. Next up, if it is only marginally more expensive and a little inconvenient if it isn't connected to the internet, the don't bloody connect it.

      Modern day logic is parallel networks, internal secure and wired with it's own interactive devices and completely separate external wireless or wired network (dependent upon existing EMR loads within the working environment better safe than sorry) for connection to the internet with it's own separate interactive devices. Yes, this does mean you use the sneaker net via the computer systems security office to transfer data from one network to the other, all reviewed, all scanned, all justified, all logged and all audited. Security is an inefficient pain but, that has always been the real choice, efficiency or security, you can't really have both.

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    23. Re:Oh - of course its not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god. I subconsciously added the word in and didn't even notice until you pointed it out, brother.

    24. Re:Oh - of course its not by vxice · · Score: 1

      So I can bring a couple of say shot sized containers as long as they are in a bag? I have not flown in a couple of years, can't remember if it was before or after the liquid thing, but I am really glad. Airlines used to be a customer service industry but now it is just like prison. This will make my next flight a little better if I really have to fly before they wake up and realize that our special relationship with Israel is why the terrorists hate us and not our freedom. $30bn over the next ten years in direct military aid and Israel gets 20% of its military budget directly or indirectly from the U.S.

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  3. Ree Tar Did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it's good "the CNN" was able to cover it.

    1. Re:Ree Tar Did by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      But Which CNN was it? Ted Turner's? Rupert Murdoch's? Bill Gates'ss? How will I know the appropriate de-spin to apply to turn the report back into reasonable information?

  4. Admin password by Deflagro · · Score: 1

    Did they change the admin password on the NT boxes they use yet? Doesn't the gov't have an I/T czar or something now? Good job sir.

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    1. Re:Admin password by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      The opposite of progress would be regress.

      The con means 'with' or 'together'. Not against.

      Cute joke though, bro.

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    2. Re:Admin password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The missile launch code was changed from "0000" to "00000", making it ten times more difficult to guess.

  5. Hey what do you know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another reason to take more of our civil liberties in the name of 'national security'

  6. I hate to say but this is where your money is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GOING!

  7. I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeing all of the politics inside several government agencies, including DOI, EPA, and a few others, it's not unreasonable to see Facebook and the like not being blocked. Too many self-important people working in these places, and since IT is outsourced, no one in IT has the authority to shut down this kind of non-sense.

  8. Or worse by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

    If they were being attacked by spammers and DDOSers, they might have been getting coverage from GNAA.

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  9. Why. by SlashDev · · Score: 1

    .. would the U.S. Government release results of an attack simulation is beyond me....

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    1. Re:Why. by megamerican · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So when they launch a false flag attack on the internet in order to shut it down and censor it they can have a report and say, "See, we told you!"

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    2. Re:Why. by mypalmike · · Score: 1

      Why.... would the U.S. Government release results of an attack simulation is beyond me....

      The U.S. government was not involved. The "simulated attack" was essentially a play put on by a non-profit organization, the "Bipartisan Policy Center".

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    3. Re:Why. by characterZer0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "All warfare is based on deception."

      -Sun Tzu

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    4. Re:Why. by elrous0 · · Score: 1, Funny

      the "Bipartisan Policy Center".

      ...or as it's better known "The Republican Party."

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    5. Re:Why. by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used to think there were two groups of paranoid-insane people in the US, those who believe that 'they' were manipulating people in high places to confirm that Obama was born in the US, and those who believe that 'they' were behind the 9/11 attack.

      Now I think there is only one group of insane-paranoid people, the ones who believe in 'they.'

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    6. Re:Why. by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Funny

      They want you to think that, yes they do.

    7. Re:Why. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let me point this out to you. Nearly every country on the planet has an intelligence service, whose sole purpose is manipulation, subterfuge, and conspiracy.

      why is it hard to believe that in order to gain more control they would use the same tactics?

      just saying, there are people out there and actually whole groups of people that are extremely skilled in doing exactly that kind of thing. So I won't say it's not possible. I can't take anything at face value and I must ask for more information before I blindly make a judgment. This is called critical thinking.

    8. Re:Why. by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, but these people aren't faceless, they aren't nameless. The president of the CIA has a name, the leader of the republican party has a name, the members of the PNAC are publicly known, and they made their goals clear. There is no hidden Moriarty pulling the strings of the criminal world. Even the leaders of historical secret criminal organizations that actually existed, were known long before they've been convicted, the Mafia, Al Capone, the Zetas. The leader of the Mossad is public information. The Nazi leadership was all well known before they overthrew the government.

      The fact is, it is really hard to rule the world secretly. When you start saying 'they' are doing it, it makes you sound clueless, and you fit in the same category with the birthers, because 'they' could have forged the birth certificate on file in Hawaiian government offices.

      Critical thinking is gathering evidence before making wild guesses; 'questioning everything' alone is not critical thinking, it's braindeadedness. If your questioning doesn't come with research then it is not called critical thinking, it is called closing your eyes.

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    9. Re:Why. by moreati · · Score: 1

      There is no hidden Moriarty pulling the strings of the criminal world.

      Yes, I agree with this man

    10. Re:Why. by Unoti · · Score: 1

      Flip it around then. Do you actually believe that the government of the US does the will of its citizens? Really?

      Believing that is at least as near-sighted and weak in critical thinking as believing that there are powerful forces at work behind the public faces of the government. The government does the will of rich lobby groups, and the consent of the people is bought through marketing, secrecy, and deception.

    11. Re:Why. by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Rich lobbyist groups are citizens too.

      I mean, it's tautological that powerful people have more power, but it's not like this stuff is hidden. Lobbyists have to register, you can find out who they are, and if they are able to get their way because the rest of the people aren't paying attention, then whose fault is that? The US government does the will of the people to the degree that the people pay attention.

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    12. Re:Why. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be fine and dandy they have names. But when the government screws up, breaks the law, the
      form for that never has a name on it for punishment.

      When Senators break their oath, the name on the form is blank on that also.

      When the NSA puts fios splitters on our shit, the name on the form is blank on that too.

      It's way past time to start telling these fuckers NO.

      In this fricking thing how do we go from a DDoS on a website to shutting down CELL PHONES?! wtf!?
      Should I fucking dust off my fucking HAM radio again?

      The second thing that bugs me here doesn't logically add up. Who the hell would be trying to secure our networks and is looking at "a free March Madness application for smartphones" ?

      I wouldn't even HAVE a fucking mobile phone to discuss government network security in the first place! Phone Wired On Base - Yes (still can be insecure though)

      Then we get on to this Russian IP crap.. Nation blaming...

      But at the very end we see the true agenda. The whole mock exercise was a "RESULT" looking for a scenario.

      Kind of like Man Made Global warming Hockey Stick looking for data to fill it in.

      Why? TO TAKE MORE POWERS!

      I can't believe how fucking upside down everything is from the past 12 years!

      This is the SAME SHIT!

      1. MAKE A PROBLEM
      2. ROLL OUT ANOTHER INSANE FUCKED UP SOLUTION

      note: I ain't saying everyone shouldn't have a security plan which matches their financial and physical ability. And I also ain't saying the US shouldn't war game. Practice does make perfect. But rolling out more fucking tyrannical laws isn't tolerable anymore.

      It's time to start telling these fuckers NO.

    13. Re:Why. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Politics is the reason. It's hard to get funding (for something like increased IT spending) without politics.

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  10. Duh! by RyanFenton · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Security is almost by definition an illusion - by making information accessible to someone, you make it potentially available to anyone. Completely enforcing security ideals to a logical extreme would result in complete paralysis, depleting enormous resources along the way (see: the cold war). If you want to keep anything secret, you have to limit its use, and limit the amount of things you keep secret - otherwise the cost of maintaining that secret status becomes prohibitive and unrealistic.

    It's the same thing with 'virtual borders' as it is with real borders - you can't keep eyes, or even cameras, or even CPU cycles going on all potential borders. It just won't work - you have to observe effects and target responses, use honeypots and similar tactics, and marshal your resources to minimize the effects of breaches. Better yet, improve relations and economies on both sides of the border, and make such breaches meaningless while still enforcing your limited security goals - you'll be serving all your underlying motivations at the same time.

    Then again - security always seems to be a 'temporary' thing, that happens to almost always be escalating. Don't you love your family enough to own the latest and greatest killing machine? Inside most real life monsters lies the desire for securing safety for one's interests - with the lines of priorities drawn right through the property/face of someone else. That's not something we're likely to be getting over anytime soon, conflicting interests, and aggressive 'defense'.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Duh! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Better yet, improve relations and economies on both sides of the border, and make such breaches meaningless while still enforcing your limited security goals - you'll be serving all your underlying motivations at the same time

      Truer words have never been spoken. Instead of treating everyone like an enemy, try making everyone a friend.

    2. Re:Duh! by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      One. Time. Pad. Seriously, though. That's truly secure. Unless you catch the guy with the other pad before he burns it.

    3. Re:Duh! by Gitcho · · Score: 1

      Better yet, improve relations and economies on both sides of the border

      i think he's right ... you know, I wonder how much security we would need if we did things like practice what we preach, swallow our pride every now and then, admin we screwed up when we do? Bad example: (not that Canada is the model country by any stretch) part of the reason we don't *need* a huge military force is because lots of countries *like* us.

    4. Re:Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck it. Let's kill them all.

    5. Re:Duh! by SlashDev · · Score: 1

      "by making information accessible to someone, you make it potentially available to anyone" Anyone who has the equipment to access that information that is. The Internet was invented by DARPA and eventually given to mass population. The government needs to have their own private secure network that is only accessible with proprietary equipment and software.

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    6. Re:Duh! by colesw · · Score: 1

      So not totally secure then?

    7. Re:Duh! by hey! · · Score: 1

      Not to dispute your observations, which I agree with but you can say *anything* is an illusion if you choose a sufficiently constrained definition of it.

      What you are talking about is the "all or nothing" model of security, where security is regarded as a property a system either has or does not have. Any system that a determined adversary can undermine is "not secure", and of course a determined adversary (one willing and able to engage in black bag jobs and human intelligence operations) is capable of penetrating any system.

      Let me propose an alternate view of security: it is a continuous dimension on which systems can be placed for purposes of evaluating them for a particular kind of use. The question then is not "is this system secure?" but rather "is this system sufficiently secure to serve this purpose in this situation?"

      It's quite reasonable to ask whether a network of computers connected through the Internet and running certain services and software are sufficiently secure to run the nation's power grid. The important thing isn't the answer you get, but the *process* you go through to obtain that answer. A sound process for answering that question should result in a deeper understanding of the system's vulnerabilities. "Is this system secure?" is too vague, and is apt to lead to wishful thinking.

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    8. Re:Duh! by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Security is almost by definition an illusion - by making information accessible to someone, you make it potentially available to anyone. Completely enforcing security ideals to a logical extreme would result in complete paralysis, depleting enormous resources along the way (see: the cold war). If you want to keep anything secret, you have to limit its use, and limit the amount of things you keep secret - otherwise the cost of maintaining that secret status becomes prohibitive and unrealistic.

      ...

      Then again - security always seems to be a 'temporary' thing, that happens to almost always be escalating. Don't you love your family enough to own the latest and greatest killing machine? Inside most real life monsters lies the desire for securing safety for one's interests - with the lines of priorities drawn right through the property/face of someone else. That's not something we're likely to be getting over anytime soon, conflicting interests, and aggressive 'defense'.

      The problem is the mis-perception that security is a final goal or destination; that one becomes "secure". The reality is that security is a process. Key parts of that process is identifying threats, determining the level of risk attributed to a threat, determining which threats can be mitigated, and then doing so. The trouble is that we generally aren't very good at this. We don't always continually look for threats. We have a hard time identifying real risk. And in doing so, we often either ignore real risks or take drastic steps to mitigate unlikely risks. And even if you've done a good job identifying and mitigating real risks, that doesn't mean you don't have to deal with new threats and/or changing risks... or that a low level risk won't strike home. Which is fine if you understand the nature of security. Most people don't.

      No, security is not in itself an illusion but the perception that one is absolutely "secure" is. And yes, security is a constantly shifting process - or at least it should be.

      It's the same thing with 'virtual borders' as it is with real borders - you can't keep eyes, or even cameras, or even CPU cycles going on all potential borders. It just won't work - you have to observe effects and target responses, use honeypots and similar tactics, and marshal your resources to minimize the effects of breaches. Better yet, improve relations and economies on both sides of the border, and make such breaches meaningless while still enforcing your limited security goals - you'll be serving all your underlying motivations at the same time.

      I'd note that physical security and information security overlap but they are not the same. One should not compare physical borders with digital boundaries. One has little control over physical borders or the laws of physics but one has complete control over digital boundaries and use of protocols. It's more complex than that, of course. And there ARE occasional similarities. But there are fundamental differences that make a lot of these cross-over comparisons wildly inaccurate.

    9. Re:Duh! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Holy bad analogies, batman!

      I know slashdot loves bad analogies, but this you the cake. IT security is most certainly not an illusion. It is very real. With no IT security, an kid halfway around the world could steal your data and sabotage your business on a whim. With well-funded, well-implemented, and fully-staffed IT security programs, it would take a dedicated, big-budget espionage operation to ruin you. And even then, such things would likely be detected and contained.

      If you call that difference illusionary, you've got vision problems.

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    10. Re:Duh! by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      Well unless my secure you mean destroyed... Secure implies retrievability :)

  11. I'm Not Worried by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nobody who does anything remotely important or meaningful with computers would ever use the prefix "cyber" in any shape or form. It's clearly just some misdirection being carried out by a D.C. PR/Marketing firm retained by the DoD to keep the Chinese off-balance.

    1. Re:I'm Not Worried by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I'm a former CDC Cyber 170/875 and 175 programmer, you insensitive clod.

    2. Re:I'm Not Worried by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      If you think the use of the word 'cyber' is bad, check out this video promoting "Cyber ShockWave". It's produced by Bipartisan Policy Center, the organizers of the event.

      The video is like something out of a bad action movie.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xpV5JjnEdE

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  12. I don't quite understand 'how' this was simulated by zero_out · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After reading the article, I'm still not sure how this was simulated. Was it basically a situation where a bunch of agency heads sat around, were given a scenario, and asked 'what would you do'? Was this a test of department decision making, or an actual test of doing something? I'm just having a hard time understanding the 'format' of this simulation.

  13. creepy by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

    The thinking that came out of this was creepy. giving the feds the ability to shut down cell phone network autonomously? Giving them the right to nationalize the national gaurd? I dont think so.

    They cant be serious.

    The only decent quesitons in the article was

    1) How do you respond if the servers are foreign soil.
    2) How likely is it to happen

    the big one they failed to ask is

    1) How the hell does a piece of malware jump from cell phones to cell NETWORK hardware to the internet?

    1. Re:creepy by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      the department of defense can already take control over the national guard if necessary, though typically they are under the authority of the governor and attny general of their home state. There are a bunch of Guard units in Iraq right now, for instance. The cell phone network thing is a tad bit troubling though, yes.

    2. Re:creepy by Ohrion · · Score: 1

      I agree and had the same thoughts. I'm going to assume this malware was flooding the cell network, much like the Melissa virus years ago "crippled" networks.

    3. Re:creepy by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      Can they do this without permission from the governer though. Unless I miread the article (Im new here) they are 'concerned' that a govener may not give them such permission.

  14. everybody knows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    turkey and some mistletoe helps to make the season bright

    so they stand under the mistletoe and kiss the dead turkey flesh?

    gross!

  15. Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by bughunter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While I don't disagree that we could do more in the area of computer security, one needs to look closely at the affiliations of the people running this "exercise."

    They're both loyal Neocon insiders. John Negroponte is the former Bush Director of National Intelligence. Michael Chertoff is the former Director of Homeland Security, and co-author of the Patriot Act. And both of these positions were just the last in a string of appointments by Bush/Cheney.

    And as career neoconservatives, they've been at the forefront of fearmongering and prevarication in order to lead the US to war and erode civil liberties. These are not opinions, these are well-documented facts.

    The neocons are a one trick circus; this is just their newest pony. If you've been paying attention the past nine years, how can you possibly doubt that this is anything else?

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  16. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by bughunter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ugh. And Michael Hayden. Bush's chief wiretapper.

    Please. These people are among the threats we need security from.

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  17. Not Too Rosy by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    That's good. If it was too rosy that would be a bad thing. Just like we don't want pizza that is too hot or too cold.

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  18. Authoritarian Theater by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Regarding a possible shutdown of the cell phone and Internet service to prevent a cascading effect, the group found out that federal agencies actually don't have the authority to do so, and that companies providing these services might be unwilling to do it when asked.

    Another thing that might prove to be an issue is the Governors' reluctancy to put their power in the hands of the federal government, which would possibly lead to a nationalization of the National Guard.

    Federal Times reports that "Attorney general" Gorelick mused on the idea of introducing laws that would allow the government to seize broader power for the time it takes to suppress a nation-wide cyber attack.

    A simple two step plan for advancing authoritarianism:

    1. Scare People
    2. Seize More Power

    What, precisely, would lead us to believe that the Federal government is sufficiently adept at cyber-security to improve upon the staged outcome of this theatrical "attack"? I want better cyber-security and think it is important, much like health care. I do not, however, believe that our government has the skills, the lack of corruption, the honor, or the honesty to do it well. Much like health care.

    Tell me, fear-mongers, what you are going to do to solve the problem. Not just a thousand pages of blather within which to hide giveaways to key lobbying groups. Real solutions that the information science and economics communities can scrutinize. If you cannot provide that, you are just asking for power. You are taking liberty with a vapid hint that maybe it will help security. Nay, not even that -- you are taking liberty by shouting fire in a crowded theater.

    Bullshit. Start by presenting the solution. Shove your fear-mongering up your ass.

    And as for you CNN: You should be ashamed for being their puppet. Sacrificing your journalistic integrity at the alter of the exclusive. What will your pretty shock-graphic story title say? How about: "Cyberwar: Public at Peril"

    1. Re:Authoritarian Theater by zero0ne · · Score: 1

      If CNN didn't get the exclusive, you can guarantee that some other puppet media company would have.

      If it wasn't exclusive, I am guessing (maybe hoping is a better word?) there would be a few reporters asking the same questions you are.

    2. Re:Authoritarian Theater by bughunter · · Score: 1

      You deserve the +6 mod, friend. Not I.

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    3. Re:Authoritarian Theater by dachshund · · Score: 1

      I do not, however, believe that our government has the skills, the lack of corruption, the honor, or the honesty to do it well. Much like health care.

      Just to clarify, the government isn't proposing to offer health care--- it's proposing to mandate people to buy insurance policies from private insurers, who will in turn be limited in who they can reject. There will also be some subsidies involved.

      Cyber security, on the other hand, requires the government to do a lot more than write a check.

    4. Re:Authoritarian Theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's try that again with the Military Industrial complex: "What precisely would lead us to believe that the Federal government is sufficiently adept at war to improve (yadda yadda)..."

      Or should I go with: Wall street wants to solve your security concerns, for profit.

      Or perhaps 'screw civilization; it's every man or woman for themselves.'

      Each is about as incoherent and nuance-deprived as your screed.

      Having worked in big multinational corporations, consulted for government and business and banks, and worked for startups and solo, I can't count all the ways you obviously don't know what the hell you're talking about.

      Yes, governments are thick with absurd and incompetent aspects. News flash: SO ARE CORPORATIONS!!! Yet both thrive not because of some hidden agenda, but because once something gets that huge, efficiencies of scale still make a big entity more cost-effective than mom n pop. Yeah, a small shop is nimble and I love entrepreneurial work, but I hated running a small company: It takes half a person (or whatever you wanna call an FTE) to set up or make big changes to a 5-to-20-person shop's benefits, but the staffing demand to do this scales at a shallow rate until it takes a few people per THOUSAND to run a huge firm's benefits team. Ditto accounting, recruiting, management, etc.

      Too often Brooks' Mythical Man Month is quoted while glossing over another rule: as inefficient as adding bodies to a problem is, sometimes the problem is too damn big for anything but a leviathan to solve in the timeframe needed. Refactoring a job needing Brooks' infinite asymptote of manpower into doable parts still leaves a set of tasks that only Boeing or IBM or EDS or Microsoft or Uncle Sam can do.

      Network security is that sort of huge, huge mess. And thanks to exponential growth on existing infrastructure predicated on designs that are insecure, it is worsening, not improving. Not because companies or governments aren't hiring good people, not because there's some agenda to strip you of your rights, but because of RFC'S that didn't envision this future.

      As much as I loathe the names I'm seeing bandied about here (Negraputz & Chertoff), I completely agree with the demo's underlying idea: don't sugarcoat our situation; people need to be *VISCERALLY* aware that critical infrastructure and commerce are at risk. And we're getting closer to our risk being not just life-threatening, but national-disaster caliber, with lots of deaths or financial losses.

      As for what is being done, what would you do differently? Aside from libertarian bullshit, that is? I've seen or helped everywhere I go with: Contingency plans, mitigation, red-blue team exercises, tech redesigns, training, risk management exercises, and awareness campaigns seem like best practices. Oh, and Audits. God, I hate 'em, but they're a necessary evil.

    5. Re:Authoritarian Theater by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      Refactoring a job needing Brooks' infinite asymptote of manpower into doable parts still leaves a set of tasks that only Boeing or IBM or EDS or Microsoft or Uncle Sam can do.

      Network security is that sort of huge, huge mess. And thanks to exponential growth on existing infrastructure predicated on designs that are insecure, it is worsening, not improving.

      Compare and contrast the network security capabilities of great, big, coherent Microsoft with those of tiny, fragmented, Linux and BSD.

      Big does not always equal good. And in security, monoculture almost always equals bad.

  19. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by toastar · · Score: 1

    What did i do with that mod point?

  20. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ugh. And Michael Hayden. Bush's chief wiretapper.

    Please. These people are among the threats we need security from.

    You are going to need security from the MS13 punk who lives down the street from you when the power grid has been down 1-2 days.

  21. Did anyone with technical knowledge participate? by grandpa-geek · · Score: 1

    Looking at the list of participants, they seem to be all policy/political types. Was anyone with technical knowledge involved? My observation of the policy/political types is that their knowledge is so sketchy, vague, and reasoned by analogy (e.g., "collection of tubes") that they can't be depended on for anything technically accurate or definitive.

    This event looks like it might have been hype for the purpose of motivating funding.

  22. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    I wish I could mod you to +6. This "exercise" was nothing but a partisan attempt to embarrass the Obama Administration, scare the American people, dupe the press, and justify a bunch of heavy-handed neocon anti-civil-liberty measures. Its outcome from forgone before the day even began.

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  23. Re:I don't quite understand 'how' this was simulat by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

    Nothing really technical was simulated. You've got the right idea. A bunch of people sat down, each were sat down and told their duties and the scenario. Ready set go, collect the end result.

  24. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by Ohrion · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yes seriously, the mods could spend all their points in this slashdot article very quickly.

  25. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

    You group up with some people you know and all camp out in one house for mutual defense.

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  26. This is actually very comforting by phantomfive · · Score: 1
    If you look at the simulated attack they used:

    the faux attack began with malware masquerading as a free March Madness application for smartphones. Once activated, it spread fast and first incapacitated cellphone networks, then landlines, the Internet, and finally - aided by mock bombs exploding in a couple of gas pipelines and power stations and a hurricane hitting the Gulf Coast - brought the entire East Coast electrical power grid to its knees. Air traffic was thrown into disorder and commerce came to a standstill.

    Ignoring the practical difficulty of bringing down a cellphone network AND the entire internet with a free March Madness smartphone application, notice that for an internet to have any real effect, they needed to include bombs exploding gas pipelines and power stations.......and a hurricane.

    In other words, if you bomb things in the US it can cause problems. Seriously, we have thousands of miles of unprotected power lines across the country......some well placed bombs could knock the power out for a lot of people really quickly.

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    1. Re:This is actually very comforting by vlm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      some well placed bombs could knock the power out for a lot of people really quickly.

      The interesting thing is that bombs don't do "much" to power lines. A "sooper soaker" three man sling shot, a couple dozen lengths of chain, and a substation, now you're talking. Transmission towers and cutting torches don't mix very well either.

      I have this jewish friend, real jewish like cousins in Israel type of jewish. Anyway, he explains that real terrorists do about a hundred attacks against structures for every time they hit people. Broken glass, molotov fires, graffiti, cut wires, etc. Thats because you never know when a person will whip out an uzi and fight back (well, actually, in the gun control areas in the us, you know they're sitting ducks), but aside from darwin award winners, structures never fight back. Thats how I've always known the "terror threat" in the US is bogus, because no one ever hits our structures.

      Now, if we were sitting in the dark, with no water or sewers, no radio or TV, no gas stations, no natural gas, all shop windows broken, all forests on fire, then I'd believe we are under a real terrorist threat... But when its just Reichstag fire acts followed immediately by passage of enabling legislation, followed within a couple years of invasion of multiple innocent countries...

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  27. [TinfoilHat] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you see?!? This is just a ploy. You "admit" you are unprepared for an attack to provoke an attack, so you can track the attackers back to their home base and destroy them. And to think some of you consider yourselves intelligent, observant people. [/TinfoilHat]

  28. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > You are going to need security from the MS13 punk who lives down the street from you when the power grid has been down 1-2 days.

    On August 14, 2003 the power grid was down for 1-2 days. I didn't see any punks looting or attacking. But my neighborhood did come out of their houses for once and everyone got to meet each other. The kids got to know each other and had a great time playing instead of hiding inside from the big bad world. We made lasting friends and the neighborhood has been better for it in the years since that.

    Stop fear mongering.

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  29. Honeypot? by adosch · · Score: 1

    FTFA, it's clear that the powers-that-be in charge are incapable with dealing with the scenario properly, what I didn't see covered is anything about "could we handle an attack" from a real infrastructure and mitigation standpoint. IMHO, who gives a flaming rip that some congressional desk monkey can't follow the very policies and procedures they wrote themselves. We all know IT people like me, you and the rest of the InfoSec world are going to have to deal with it and if I noticed it on a national, federal, state or private sector level on my watch, I wouldn't wait for someone to bark an order from up high to try and do something about it.

    For all I know, it could be a big U.S. government social propaganda honey-pot to lure attacks to learn from them or see which country "jumps first". I think I just gave my own government WAY too much credit.

  30. TERROR ! by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Yeah, ramp up that TERROR, turn the dial to PANIC !

    Are you scared yet citizen ? Are you ...

    1. Re:TERROR ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Bush thought there was something wrong with the box because it said "DEFCON FAIL".

  31. Meh, more likely.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    More likely big, pointless hardware and software purchases. If you know anyone who works in government the words marginally competent might be a flattering way to describe their business processes. As the professional IT person in my family I find myself regularly horrified by civilian-army family members describing their IT departments (and generally working environment). Did you know ex-military applicants take priority over more qualified non ex-military applicants? And that's not even touching on the rampant nepotism, sheltered career incompetence and general disdain and misunderstanding of the importance of proper training of information technology staff. Of course on the plus side, it probably makes for greater freedom.

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  32. Mock cyber attack == Real media circus by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This was not a mock cyber attack, but in fact it was a media event hosted by the U.S. government.

    1. "The entire scenario was thought up by Michael Hayden, the former CIA Director" — 'nuff said.
    2. "A bevy of former top US officials were given various roles to play" — note that none of these people were the actual officials playing themselves. Thus this "test" proves nothing.
    3. "a free March Madness application for smartphones. Once activated, it spread fast and first incapacitated cellphone networks, then landlines" — You shut off the cellphone networks and this problem ends. And given how crap they are, they'll probably go down by themselves before they actually take out the land lines. Further, military communications (including governmental backups) are not dependent on either.
    4. "aided by mock bombs exploding in a couple of gas pipelines and power stations" — What does this sentence even mean? Mock bombs exploding does nothing except make smoke and a noise. Mock bomb attacks on these items takes this out of the realm of a "cyber" attack.
    5. "When the servers serving the malware were "discovered" to be located in Russia, "National Security Advisor" Chertoff immediately began inquiring about the possibility of shutting them down and the implications of such an action." — But since there's only a few choke points for traffic to enter the country, this is a stupid and deliberately provocative question to ask. Anyone suggesting doing this in the event of an actual attack should be eliminated from the chain of command for incompetence immediately.
    6. "Regarding a possible shutdown of the cell phone and Internet service to prevent a cascading effect, the group found out that federal agencies actually don't have the authority to do so," — So what? That's what declaring a state of emergency is for. Then they "magically" get the authority for the duration of the emergency.
    7. "Another thing that might prove to be an issue is the Governors' reluctancy to put their power in the hands of the federal government, which would possibly lead to a nationalization of the National Guard." — If the federal government doesn't have any power, how would that help anyway? To create a larger clusterfuck? Also, what does this sentence mean? Which power? Which part of the federal government?
    8. "Federal Times reports that "Attorney general" Gorelick mused on the idea of introducing laws that would allow the government to seize broader power for the time it takes to suppress a nation-wide cyber attack." — But since no such laws were needed, the true purpose of this exercise was revealed.
    9. "When the "exercise" came to an end, the likelihood of such a scenario was discussed. "Secretary of State" Negroponte declared that the attack seemed very plausible to him." — Because otherwise the whole thing would be revealed as either a direct manipulation or a big jerkoff waste of time, and we can't have either of those things coming out, can we?
    10. "Will a real cyber attack of these proportions be required to wake the government up? Probably. In the meantime, war games such as these can start the ball rolling into the right direction." — And apparently that direction is towards greater fascism.

    Seriously, this is the prelude to new legislation that will in practice be used to justify terminating all kinds of service to clamp down on free speech, in the name of prevention of terrorism. And if you try to discuss it, you'll just lose your connection to the internet. When will we wake up and build a mesh network permitting an end-run around the Powers That Be?

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    1. Re:Mock cyber attack == Real media circus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will we wake up and build a mesh network permitting an end-run around the Powers That Be?

      I2P Open source for review and improvements, only problem is that it is rarely discussed...for some reason?

    2. Re:Mock cyber attack == Real media circus by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Probably because it's software-only and notably less secure than Tor (albeit faster). The post you replied to is asking about hardware and software, not software over the same hardware we have now (that this ridiculous publicity stunt was obviously trying to find excuses to acquire authority over).

    3. Re:Mock cyber attack == Real media circus by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      When will we wake up and build a mesh network permitting an end-run around the Powers That Be?

      Unfortunately, only when the majority of the population has been forced off of the Internet by those Powers That Be.

      Mesh networks require a minimum density to function, variable depending on the specific radio communication scheme. Regardless of the hardware, they only work when a lot of people near each other want them, and when the mesh can be tied into the rest of the world. So even more unfortunately, even when the majority of the population isn't allowed to use the Internet and establishes mesh networks, they can still be cut off from the rest of the net by finding their connection point(s) and disconnecting them.

      The final unfortunate realization is there will never be such a mesh network established because the Powers That Be will never find it necessary to force the majority of the population off the Internet. Only a minority thinks. Only a minority questions. Only a minority will ever be inconvenienced by draconian censorship.

      The majority likes Britney Spears when they're told to like her, dislikes her when they're told to dislike her, and think that liking or disliking Britney Spears is actually important.

      The rot has sunk so deep that in the story about the lawsuit in Pennsylvania over a school spying on students in their homes with laptop webcams, somebody actually posted to claim that 'freedom' and 'right-to-privacy' were bad reasons to file the lawsuit. (And they used the scare quotes, too.) How bad has it gotten when even people who can be bothered to post on Slashdot think wildly invasive policies are perfectly fine?

  33. I don't get it... by hort_wort · · Score: 1

    why didn't they just let Skynet handle it?

  34. not cyber attack by bugi · · Score: 1

    That was a "simulation" of an attack that just happened to have "cyber" elements.

  35. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a professional fucking idiot. Do the Internet a favor and save your rubbish for your World of Warcraft buddies.

    Let the rest of us handle your security. The least you could do is shut the fuck up while other people protect your ass.

  36. Rediculous much? by Stick32 · · Score: 1
    While I for one agree that we are a bit under prepared for a cyberwar... the conditions for this 'test' was a bit ridiculous. From the original article:

    ...aided by mock bombs exploding in a couple of gas pipelines and power stations and a hurricane hitting the Gulf Coast - brought the entire East Coast electrical power grid to its knees...

    Ok let's examine this shall we. Only 2 threats would have the resources, motivation, and means to even attempt something on this scale. 1) Well funded and organized terrorist organizations. They would have to successfully infiltrate and carry out an attack on a very tight and specific schedule. All the while avoiding raising suspicion with the NSA, CIA, and FBI to name a few. 2) Foreign Governments: Not only would they have to do all the same things as the above, they might as well have troops ready to invade because once this gets traced back to them, which it would, it would start a war. Hell, while we're at it why don't we simulate the attacker coordinating with strategic Nuke strikes at key infrastructure points and parachuting in commando units to secure corridors from troops invading in from Mexico and across the bearing straight. We could call it operation Red Dawn. Point is, if either of these scenario's caught us completely by surprise. We have bigger problems than our National infrastructure.

    1. Re:Rediculous much? by cenc · · Score: 1

      Yea, I was just thinking the plot sucks so bad I would not even pay to see the movie.

      A real "cyber" whatever that gets the United States will likly be very very slow. So slow no one will bother setting up a command post. It will happen over days, weeks, months, and possibly years. It will cripple our ability to communicate by clogging computers and networks all around the World. In fact, it will kind of look like, well, spam.

  37. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by dziban303 · · Score: 0, Troll

    On August 29, 2005, the power grid was down for several weeks. There were punks looting and attacking. I stopped reading your comment at about this point.

  38. Mock Earth Ending Asteroid Attack by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1

    ... shows US preparedness. Bruce Willis and crew on standby.

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  39. Fire Sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey nobody mentioned anything about a fire sale.

  40. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    From Wikipedia:

    "Power outage

    The ice storm left more than 700,000 people without power in and near the Appalachians, including 630,000 customers in Georgia, 358,000 in South Carolina, 328,000 in North Carolina and 13,000 in Virginia. It took over a week to restore power. Several emergency shelters also were opened.[5][6] Electricity was not restored in many places until 20 December 2005, by which time one death was blamed on the outage.[7]"

    Yeah, sounds like mass murder rampaging across the nation. Not.

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  41. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I was in south Florida when Hurricane Andrew hit back in the early '90s, and while my family was fortunate not to have been in the direct path of the storm, we knew people whose houses were gone or whose electricity was out for weeks. To this day, I remember one of those people telling me about how wonderful it was to be out of electricity for so long since they it really helped the entire neighborhood bond together in a way that they never would have otherwise.

    Similarly, my family was living in Houston when Hurricane Rita hit, and I personally knew several people that had their houses literally washed away (one guy I know found his house a few miles away, completely intact with all of his dishes in the cupboards and clothes still hung up and dry, even) or completely destroyed. Again, the same story emerged: the communities rallied and it became a major social victory.

    Really, Katrina is the only recent disaster where I can recall hearing about widespread illegal activity (e.g. looting, rioting, etc.).

  42. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by ibsteve2u · · Score: 1

    I agree; my initial impression upon reading the list of participants was that it was a neocon reunion.

    Besides, they're sorta-kinda fibbing (ok, they're lying).

    If we did get the U.S. of A. sufficiently hardened - to include all internet users in the nation ('cuz who knows what super-secret intelligence a g'ment worker would put on his or her home system), then three things would happen:

    1. People who think like the participants in this exercise would demand that everybody have a "backdoor" so the g'ment can still eavesdrop,
    2. All of the bad guys in the world would soon have a copy of said backdoor, its operating manual, and a reverse-engineered solution for both opening the back door and negating its effectiveness. Why? 'Cuz people who think like the neocons in the exercise would have offshored the backdoor's manufacture so they could make higher profits. That is what neocons do: Scream for America's security while they try to divert as much of the American people's wealth as they can to themselves.
    3. People who (again) think like the participants in this exercise would eventually also succeed in getting the eavesdropping function itself "privatized", and would promptly offshore that work to within reach of whoever wants in.

    The moral of the story is one of:

    • You can't have security even as you demand the ability to spy
    • What is the point of having security if your intention is to sell the American people out anyway?

    Or maybe both.

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    Orwell: "In a Time of Universal Deceit, telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act"
  43. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean the original members of "Security Theatre" (TM) have reformed for a come-back tour?

    I want tickets!

    Who has ever match their performance of "Ignorance"?

    OK, I'll admit Michael Steele IS working on it...

  44. Welcome to the next arms race. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like the "Acting" Attorney General was potentially a 9/11 style bottleneck. Perhaps she should read the 9/11 reccomendations......oh, that's right, she was one of the authors. Guess her retrospective analysis is clearer than her on the spot decision making ability ;)

  45. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop fear mongering.

    After you, my dear Alphonse.

  46. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sir/madam, are an amateur idiot. Do the Internet a favour and hand back your IP address.

    Now go be quiet. Adults are talking.

  47. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1
    I draw your attention to this passage from the article:

    Federal Times reports that "attorney general" Gorelick mused on the idea of introducing laws that would allow the government to seize broader power for the time it takes to suppress a nation-wide cyber attack

    If I was an American, that would scare the crap out of me. They've laid their agenda on the table... to support even MORE powers to control their populace.

  48. Blissful Ignorance by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    The United States lives in clueless blissful ignorance of things such as this. We don't care either-all we want are things to be 'taken care of for us'. Bill Maher said something on Larry King last night that really hit home. He stated that the average American is completely clueless-but does know when their leaders aren't leading (as Obama has been doing the past few months-he reminds me more of a college professor then our President).

    1. Re:Blissful Ignorance by boxwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe the US is unleadable. If a liberal says something then conservatives automatically declare it to be completely wrong and goes against American values. If a conservative says anything, liberals declare it to be completely wrong and suspect that its part of some hidden agenda to bring about fascism.

      How do you lead a country like this? You suggest improving healthcare and you have people arming themselves and willing to fight to the death against the evil socialist government. WTF? People in the US pick a team, either liberal or conservative and are absolutely against whatever the other team is saying.

      Congress is completely broken, they can't make changes even when they have a super-majority. What can the executive branch do when the legislative branch is so fucked up (other than start wars) ? How can you lead a country where half the population is going to disagree with what you say, just because it was you that said it?

    2. Re:Blissful Ignorance by cenc · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that the executive branch has in recent years taken to stopping cases going up the chain of appeal so that at least the judicial branch might function. Congress has cut off the funding for the judicial branches at both the federal and state levels, while the attorney generals would rather not fight any case that might lead to a definitive ruling against what the executive branch wants to do.

      So the U.S. has three of its four branches completely clipped. You ask what is the forth branch? The Federal Reserve. They seem to be the only ones able to function, because of lack of official constitutional oversight from the other branches.

  49. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by bughunter · · Score: 1

    Thank you. Interesting how several Troll and Flamebait mods came in overnight on every top reply critical of the exercise leaders' pedigrees.

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    I can see the fnords!
  50. Re:Led by Negroponte and Chertoff? Pass the salt. by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    You first, my dear Gaston.

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