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IOC Claims Olympian Lindsey Vonn's Name As Intellectual Property

gehrehmee writes "As usual, the International Olympic Committee is coming down on hard on people mentioning things related to the Olympics without permission. This time it's UVEX sporting supplies, which sponsors Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn. Without explaination, their front page was today updated to include a tongue-in-cheek poem about UVEX's interaction with the IOC. Can the IOC really claim an Olypmian's name as their own intellectual property?"

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  1. Sure they can claim it by plover · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course they can claim her name as their I.P. They can also claim to be from the planet Xenu, or they can claim to be 2,000-year-old leprechauns. Claiming a thing is their property does not actually make it their property until a court has made the decision.

    For a great example of other lawyers claiming untrue things, look at BoingBoing's laugh at Demi Moore's lawyers' expense. They claimed that BoingBoing was slandering Demi Moore by saying her image was photoshopped, when clearly it was not photoshopped as attested to by the sworn testimony of the photographers.

    So the IOC can claim that Lindsey Vonn is made out of ice cream, milkweed pods, and sandpaper, if they want. Won't make it true. If UVEX wasn't getting such a good laugh out of this stupidity, I hope they'd have the integrity to restore Lindsey's name to their web site.

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    1. Re:Sure they can claim it by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would try to refute your claims using quotes from the article, BUT THERE ISN'T ONE

    2. Re:Sure they can claim it by ShooterNeo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed, and the only way to challenge their claim is that you need lawyers. Good, expensive lawyers able to counter the army of lawyers the IOC undoubtedly has on retainer. Also, you need time...5-10 years for the courts to come to a final, uncontestable decision.

      Nearly all individuals don't have the money or lifespan to do this. That's why big institutions hold all the cards when you deal with them. Only if the institution does something truly egregious do you have a chance of getting compensation.

    3. Re:Sure they can claim it by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hope whomever it is has a lawyer who will rip their head off and shit in their neck.

      Sorry, but you just gave me this image of the judge telling the IOC lawyers, "I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"

    4. Re:Sure they can claim it by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder when Adobe will pull a Google and protect their name by claiming Photoshop is not a verb (and therefore not an everyday term that might fall outside of copyright law). Or perhaps they'll just enjoy the fact (monetarily speaking) that people aren't saying, "Yah. That chick is gimped. You can see the floating pixels..."

    5. Re:Sure they can claim it by Mehall · · Score: 2, Informative

      /. submitters finally give up the TFA, realising few get as far as the summary, just read the headline.

    6. Re:Sure they can claim it by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Indeed, and the only way to challenge their claim is that you need lawyers. Good, expensive lawyers able to counter the army of lawyers the IOC undoubtedly has on retainer. Also, you need time...5-10 years for the courts to come to a final, uncontestable decision.

      False. All you need to do is say "So sue me or FOAD." Then they have to:

      1. weigh if the Streisand effect is worth it
      2. weigh if the costs involved are worth it
      3. see if they have to sue in your jurisdiction
      4. weigh if the chance of winning is worth it (balance of the probabilities, etc)
      5. weigh if the eventual monetary damages, if any, are worth it

      Most lawyers letters are bluffs.

      Most people fold.

      It costs nothing to call their bluff and see if they take the next step, which is ... a demand letter giving you x number of days or else they'll sue.

      ... and again, you can fold or call their bluff ...

      ... because 90% of the time, it's a bluff.

    7. Re:Sure they can claim it by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Either way, I'm sure they are happy with their site count today.

      Except possibly for the fact that the intersection of "People who purchase women's sporting gear" and "Slashdot readers" is going to be pretty close to a null set.

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    8. Re:Sure they can claim it by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      You jest, but given the last few years of IP cases, it's about time judges started using stronger phrasing when delivering their verdicts. Thus, I would have not problem with the following court exchange:

      IP Lawyer: Your honor, it is blatantly obvious that the defendant's flagrant disregard for my client's rights under IP law is deserving of the highest punishment afforded by law, as it represents an egregious violation of the very foundation of our society.

      Judge: Look here you cunt-faced anus head, get the fuck out of my court before I release the hounds. And don't be thinking I don't have hounds back here, I borrowed them from the groundskeeper at the country club. Oh, and don't forget to leave that stinking pile of neatly typed bullshit you call a legal brief behind, the lavatory is low on toilet paper.

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    9. Re:Sure they can claim it by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately the U.S. DMCA provides no recourse to the victims. The IOC lawyers can just say, "Ooops sorry," and not even mean it. This law is skewed in favor of abuse.

      There was a similar event ~3 weeks ago when the NFL tried to claim copyright over the "Who Dat?" logo. The NFL caused thousands (possibly millions) of dollars in damage to local businesses and all the NFL had to do was say, "Ooops... we were wrong." The victims have no recourse.

      I think if I ever get one of these notices, I'll just ignore it. Fuck the megacorps.

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    10. Re:Sure they can claim it by Golddess · · Score: 2, Funny

      But if you can tell that it is shopped just by looking at it, doesn't that make the edit gimped? :P

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    11. Re:Sure they can claim it by bjcopeland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... and you KNOW that Uvex is getting exactly the kind of publicity from exactly the demographic they would love to market to, for free.

      Now THAT'S good business sense

    12. Re:Sure they can claim it by schon · · Score: 2, Funny

      They can, if they make the olympians sign a contract.

      [citation needed]

      For the Beijing Olympics, Britain made their athletes sign a contract promising not to say anything political during the event.

      Please explain to me how a contract between the IOC and an athlete can be legally binding on an unrelated third party.

      Then after you do that, I will sign a contract with my neighbor stating that you owe me $1,000,000. Please send it to me via paypal.

    13. Re:Sure they can claim it by schon · · Score: 4, Informative

      The article that was removed is available here.

      The mention of Ms. Vonn's name is in the following sentence:

      They just posted a good rundown of the Woman's field disguised as story about the rivalry between top skiers (and best friends!) Lindsey Vonn and Maria Reisch.

      That's it. No claim of her endorsing anything, just a summary of an article on another website.

    14. Re:Sure they can claim it by pla · · Score: 3, Informative

      They can, if they make the olympians sign a contract. For the Beijing Olympics, Britain made their athletes sign a contract promising not to say anything political during the event.

      Funny thing about "inalienable" rights - You can't sign them away.

      For example, you can't sell yourself into slavery. Simple as that, you just can't do it. You can't waive your first amendment rights, either (though your employer has no obligation to keep employing you if they don't like what you have to say).

      Now, whether or not you can sell your name itself... Ask the Artist Formerly Known as Prince about that one. Precedent exist on both sides of that fence, and not many people want to risk going up against something as big as the IOC when they may well lose.

      BTW, IANAL. Just someone who loathes the power (and abuses thereof) of the IOC. They travel the world destroying businesses, lives, and communities, and that without resorting to various seemingly frivolous trademark issues.

    15. Re:Sure they can claim it by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem here is not the crazy guys (in this case at the IOC).

      The problem is us as a population, buying into their bullshit, despite it only hurting us, and only being for their advantage.

      There are different ways to deal with bullshit:
      1. Blindly believe it, because the other one is so dominant, and you are so weak. The choice of the coward. But the default choice of about 70% of the population for 70% of all events.
      2. Accepting it as a valid view, but engaging in an argumentation to refute it, because you have a own sense of reality, but are not secure in it. A lost case, since the other side is not employing logic, but delusion. You will be dragged down into their game, play there rules, and inevitably lose. The choice of an additional 25% of the population / for 25% of all events.
      3. Ignoring or laughing at it, because you have a secure sense or reality, and know that it is bullshit. This is done by only maybe 5% of the population / 5 % of the time. Tops. Because that only is the case for those who are either leaders (not necessarily with followers)... or delusional cowards... or both. ;)

      Seems that the amount of people who understand the rules of bitspace, as opposed to meatspace, and who are also leaders, is way too small to change anything. :/

      And from my experience, that is because we geeks are not very secure around “normal” people. We are not the cool guys in school. But there really is no reason for this. It’s only a self-fulfilling prophecy. Social conditioning.

      I say, let’s change that. Today. From now on.
      If anyone of you has children: Also teach them to be leaders. To be secure in their reality. And in the process: Teach it to yourselves. :)

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    16. Re:Sure they can claim it by cthugha · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'll stand as a citation for the GP's statement that "most lawyers' letters are bluffs" where "letters" means initial letters of demand, and yes, IAAL. I'm not aware of whether any relevant data has been collected on the point, but any significant exposure to the practice of law will confirm the truth of the proposition.

    17. Re:Sure they can claim it by orgelspieler · · Score: 4, Funny
      I first read that as "She has legs strong enough to use men as skis as well."

      Dangerous indeed.

    18. Re:Sure they can claim it by shermo · · Score: 3, Funny

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympiad

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympian

      Yes, this time every 2 years is very stressful for me.

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    19. Re:Sure they can claim it by phantomcircuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      UVEX sells sports gear, not women's sports gear

    20. Re:Sure they can claim it by plover · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm waiting for Quentin Tarantino to come out with "Pulpier Fiction Vol. II", where he'll have some other pervert unchain a sexual deviant who he keeps bound and locked in a storage trunk, and we all discover that the deviant runs a 1-hour-photo place named Photo-Shop.

      Then GIMP won't seem so bad.

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    21. Re:Sure they can claim it by bertoelcon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have seen comments of people who didn't read the headline either.

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    22. Re:Sure they can claim it by QRDeNameland · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think I would just start using the phrases they claim to "own" much more often. Maybe even in court, if it makes it that far, ending everything with one of their phrases.

      Judge: "This claim is not only frivolous, it is devious, unethical, unprincipled, and I even dare say sociopathic!!"

      IP Lawyer: "Your honor, I object!!"

      Judge: "On what grounds?"

      IP Lawyer: "On the grounds that we claim ownership of "devious", "unethical", "unprincipled" and "sociopathic". And not just the words under copyright, but we also claim patents as business processes, and the practice of being "devious", "unethical", "unprincipled" and/or "sociopathic" under trade secret protection."

      Judge: "sigh....I really didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice...I hereby declare martial law!! Bailiff, shoot that piece of shit in the face!!"

      Bailiff: "Gladly."

      Bailiff's Gun: BLAM!!!

      IP Lawyer: THUD!!

      Judge: "Martial law rescinded. Call in the janitor. Next case..."

      ...and they all lived happily ever after. The End

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    23. Re:Sure they can claim it by e3k7 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Skeezy"? Uvex has been making gear for a very, very long time, and a lot of skiers will tell you their first pair of goggles probably came from there. Most of this stuff is not for the sake of looking good, it's made for safety, and they do it well.

    24. Re:Sure they can claim it by srmalloy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope whomever it is has a lawyer who will rip their head off and shit in their neck.

      Isn't that how they get more lawyers, though? That would seem to be counterproductive.

    25. Re:Sure they can claim it by Miseph · · Score: 3, Informative

      Point of order: Judges don't declare martial law. Ever. That's something that only a military officer (including the CINC) can do (hence "martial"), so unless the judge also happens to be an acting general, they have no ability or incentive to make that declaration, nor would they have any power to rescind the order.

      The appropriate charge would be capital contempt of court, with expedited sentencing and a fast tracked execution. Firing squad is a little hard to justify in the US, but maybe if the bailiff shouted "he's coming right for us!" before shooting they could get around the details.

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    26. Re:Sure they can claim it by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Part of the problem is that they won't just weigh what they can get from you in court. They will weigh how much terror they can strike into every future recipient of a nastygram from them if they bankrupt you. They will not want to develop a reputation for backing down.

    27. Re:Sure they can claim it by SteveFoerster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait, does this mean that you found the rest of the scenario to be realistic?

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    28. Re:Sure they can claim it by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ... and they'll also have to worry about everyone and their dog saying GTFO in the meantime if someone stands up to them and makes a big enough noise about it. Once one person says "screw off" loud enough and long enough, others start following suit, and instead of looking at spending $50 for a C+D, they're looking at having to finance multiple lawsuits in multiple jurisdictions - possibly even multiple countries, where they have to hire locals because their usual people aren't licensed there.

      As I said initially, most are bluffs. They might be willing to spend $50 here and there, but when they're looking at $15k a shot and the likely damage awards are minimal, they usually look for other low-hanging fruit instead. If you're in the right, say so and tell them that you welcome service of their lawsuit. Send them the courthouse address where they have to file it, since almost all the time they won't even have that information, since they're rarely local yokels.

      If they do file suit, learn how to draft your own motions and how to serve them via fax. Start running their meters through the roof with hearings. They'll get the message.

    29. Re:Sure they can claim it by cthugha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      AAL? Excuse me, are you defending a gratitious lawsuit based upon... what seems to be a lost cause, but whatever? Are you trying to be serious right now? I'm just a stupid scandinavian, but in our neck of the woods the civil court would certainly fine you, and possibly disbar you for wasting their time. Bullshit is never an excuse.

      No, my comments were based on "exposure to the practice of law", by which I meant real-world experience, and not the principles and rules of professional conduct and ethics, of which you may take it that I am aware.

      You should disabuse yourself of the notion that the law is exempt from the usual and ordinary disjunction that exists between theory and practice; it will not assist you if you do someday find yourself involved in a legal dispute.

    30. Re:Sure they can claim it by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Informative

      And not just sports gear. In the years that I spent working for two different laser companies, all of the goggles we had were made by Uvex. They're a *huge* name in industrial safety eyewear.

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    31. Re:Sure they can claim it by gnapster · · Score: 2

      Some teach abstinence and others condoms, but teens still get pregnant. Clearly, the DMCA is our only hope.

    32. Re:Sure they can claim it by gnapster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, they've done that already. I thought they did it before Google.

    33. Re:Sure they can claim it by avxo · · Score: 5, Informative
      Unfortunately, they can -- whether it's right or wrong is a whole 'nother story. There are a number of treaties that nations that participate in the Olympics must sign. One of them is the Nairobi Treaty on Protection of the Olympic Symbol which basically grants the IOC a sort of super-duper trademark. This is just one of the many relevant treaties related to the Olympics and the "rights" of the IOC! Additionally, athletes who participate in the Olympics also have to sign a rather extensive agreement, which, among other things, prohibit them from making any "side promotion deals" during the run-up to and until the end of the Olympics.

      Again, I'm not suggesting that this is right -- or even sane. But, the way that things are, it seems that the IOC is within its specially crafted legal rights to ask UVEX to not refer to the Athlete formerly known as Lindsay Kildow.

    34. Re:Sure they can claim it by mcvos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shouldn't civilised nations just stop hosting the Olympics completely, and people stop watching it? If we really need a high profile sporting event like that, maybe we should set up a new one, but this time with a sensible organisation behind it.

    35. Re:Sure they can claim it by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, around here we had judges like that during the Nazi Regime. Look up this asshole for example. And no, we do not want the likes of them in our courts again. Never.

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    36. Re:Sure they can claim it by bradley13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pournelle's Iron Law

      The IOC no longer promotes sport - it promotes its own interests using sport as a tool

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    37. Re:Sure they can claim it by avxo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The IOC (and various Country Olympic Committees) have been abusing this stuff for a while now. Take a look at http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010007020_olympian06m.html for some more insanity. In Beijing they would cover brands up with tape. On faucets. On light switches. And just about everywhere else. Check it out here: http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20080818/1248442014.shtml This is just complete insanity. I whole-heartedly that it might be high time we say to the IOC and the USOC to go fuck themselves, pull out of the revelant treaties and start a new high-profile sporting event.

    38. Re:Sure they can claim it by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, that means that this would make the perfect case to test how the courts in the U.S. would rule on a legal theory that has recently been put forward by several legal scholars (sorry I don't remember where I came acros it). The theory is that treaties do not supercede other laws until Congress specifically passes laws implementing the provisions of the treaty. Under U.S. law, if Lindsay Vonn had signed her agreements with UVEX before she signed the Olympic agreements, unless UVEX specifically waived the agreement for the duration of the Olympic agreement she had to sign to be part of the Olympics, the Olympic agreement is invalid.

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    39. Re:Sure they can claim it by MiniMike · · Score: 2, Funny

      If he had mentioned that the IP Lawyer was wearing a red shirt, nobody on this site would have thought twice about his unrealistic demise.

    40. Re:Sure they can claim it by mcvos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And they have the nerve to talk about the Olympic principles, and Olympic spirit.

      The Olympic spirit is greed, right?

    41. Re:Sure they can claim it by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Barratry requires a pattern of filing multiple lawsuits with the intent to harrass.

      First, the threats are not barratry, since nothing is filed, so they can make threats until the sky turns green. Save them up for your day in court - the more ridiculous ones (and if they're "that type", there will be some pretty ridiculous claims) will be useful.

      Second, multiple lawsuits in and of themselves are not barratry. You have to show the intent behind them - and they can argue that they were pursuing what they perceived as legit claims. Now, once you get them smacked down in court, if they continue ... that's another question.

      Also, many jurisdictions have anti-SLAPP laws. Use the Internet to help take the law into your own hands legally.

    42. Re:Sure they can claim it by anyGould · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Among the other things IOC can correctly claim is rights to part of the Canadian national anthem (it's copyrighted as part of some slogan or another), and (name of 3rd largest Canadian City) + (year).

      And no, I'm not kidding. And while they assure us that we can still sing our national anthem and use the year, we now do so at their whim.

      And I've already stopped watching it - and to those of who wanting to "support our athletes", I'd suggest doing so at the other year-round competitive events. You know, the ones that don't screw the local community over (quite as much).

  2. Probably not. by jra · · Score: 2, Informative

    But there is right-of-publicity, and commercial use has different rules than editorial use; Olympians -- excuse me: "atheletes who compete in the biannual international sporting events held around the world -- may sign an agreement that restricts them from allowing companies to use their names commercially without their own agreement with the IOC.

    1. Re:Probably not. by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Informative

      Biennial: Every two years
      Biannual: Twice yearly

      Although either word would still be incorrect, since each sporting event is still quadrennial.

  3. It belongs to Uvex more than it does IOC by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If her sponsors are paying for her lessons, her training, and her equipment - they have more rights to her name than any olympic body. She wouldn't be at the olympics without her sponsor. The IOC did not pay Lindsey Vonn anything - if she won a medal and it was decided that medalists receive a cash prize (as the US olympic comitee has done in the past) then that was her earning, and it could have gone to anyone just as much as it was her, so its not considered payment.

    If I were Uvex, I would counter-sue, claiming that they have more right to the name.

  4. Tons more complaints this time by get+quad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just add this to the MASSIVE list of failures at this Winter Olympics, namely: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35464927/ns/world_news-vancouver_winter_olympics/

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  5. In a related story... by garyisabusyguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The IOC has claimed the term 'CANADA' as their exclusive intellectual property

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    1. Re:In a related story... by PaganRitual · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a loose claim though, everyone is still allowed to use it, the just have to say it slowly, and write it out like this : C-A-A-N-A-D-A-A

  6. Re:CANADA 4 THA GOLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I think you got an offtopic, troll, flamebait, and over-rated all in one go."

    4 in one just like your mom last night

  7. It depends... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Can the IOC really claim an Olypmian's name as their own intellectual property?

    .

    It depends upon the contract that the Olympian signed in order to compete in the Olympics. My opinion is that the Olympians have to sign away everything but their first-born in order to be allowed to compete in the Olympics.

    I no longer view the Olympics as an idealistic sporting event. I now view it as a viscous commercial enterprise that exploits the dreams of young athletes.

    1. Re:It depends... by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And I see them as an exercise in creative pharmacology, shaping your body with hormones while trying to stay one step ahead of innovations in screening. Remember it's only wrong if you get caught, right?

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    2. Re:It depends... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The measure of a man's true honor is what he would do if he knew he would not be caught.

    3. Re:It depends... by Bob9113 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I now view it as a viscous commercial enterprise that exploits the dreams of young athletes.

      Viscous? Yes, those marketing sleazebags certainly are an oily bunch. :)

      I've been flipping over to NBC every once in a while to see what they're showing. Most of the time I hit either a commercial or reporters sitting at a desk talking about events. My best guess is that their contract has limitations on the amount of actual event time they can show -- either a fixed cap or some kind of dollars per minute arrangement.

      Which is to say; I share your disillusionment.

    4. Re:It depends... by jra · · Score: 3, Funny

      Extremely viscous.

      Not much chance of you slipping through the cracks at all.

    5. Re:It depends... by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm guessing you meant "vicious." Unless you're claiming that the Olympics have a high internal friction which resists deformation through shear or extensional stresses.

    6. Re:It depends... by youngone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Absolutely. I lost interest in the Olympics when the Iron Curtin collapsed. All of a sudden it wasn't those dirty cheating commies using drugs to win, it was our guys.

  8. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    True, but the onus is on them to stop use of "their" IP. They'd have the bring the suit in the US to stop anyone from using the name here, and within the context of that suit they WOULD be subject to the laws of the US.

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  9. ISO and IOC are similar in my view by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Once respected now just trashed. ISO was destroyed in my eyes by the whole Microsoft debacle. (some would say long before that, but I knew nothing of ISO's procedures or problems before Microsoft's involvement.) The IOC's pure greed and nonsense over the past few years had convinced me that the Olympics just ain't cool any more.

    1. Re:ISO and IOC are similar in my view by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If this caused you to lose faith in the IOC, then it is because of your naivete in trusting sporting organizations. This is nothing compared to the NFL, or some of the shenanigans NCAA pulls, or FIDE. FIDE may be the worst of all. And yet, despite all the corruption, all the weaknesses, the sports still go on, and manage to reach true beauty. Don't watch sports because of the organization, watch in spite of the organization, and hope they don't mess it up too bad.

      This is how it is with all human greatness: heros are admired because they overcome their weaknesses to do something amazing, not because they are without flaw. This is encouraging because all of us have weakness, but weakness does not prevent us from being heroic in our own way.

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    2. Re:ISO and IOC are similar in my view by jmac_the_man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If this caused you to lose faith in the IOC, then it is because of your naivete in trusting sporting organizations. This is nothing compared to the NFL, or some of the shenanigans NCAA pulls, or FIDE. FIDE may be the worst of all.

      I'm not at all an expert on the World Chess Federation, in fact I had to look up on Wikipedia that FIDE was a French acronym that means World Chess Federation. Please enlighten me to the shenanigans they pull. Is IBM not allowed to be mentioned at FIDE events because Intel or somebody is their official sponsor?

    3. Re:ISO and IOC are similar in my view by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Historically, the corruption with FIDE is that they arrange chess tournaments in ways that favor one player or another. Currently, there are accusations of tournament fixing (not in world championship games though), and allowing people to pay for the grandmaster title, but I am not personally in a position to judge the accuracy of the accusations. They do change the rules a lot with no real purpose, I think.

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  10. They may make great ski gear... by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but they sure make lousy poetry.

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  11. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by MeNeXT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What does ACTA have to say about that?

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    DRM? No thanks, I'll just get it somewhere else...
  12. They'll claim anything by budgenator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the past, the IOC's have been a bunch of Narcissistic, money grubbing vampires that make the RIAA look like Sunday-School teachers; It's not out of character for them to not only claim a competitor's name, but their first-born child. a Strategy of sue everybody and let the courts figure it out isn't foreign to them either.

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  13. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by spun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    therefore is immune to any lawsuit originated in the U.S.

    Sheesh. Stop and think for a second. Do they do business in the US? Then they aren't immune. Just think of the ramifications if foreign companies that did business in the US actually were immune from lawsuits like you claim.

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  14. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by Matheus · · Score: 3, Informative

    You really must preface that comment with IANAL... as it stands you are quite wrong. This essay describes in hefty detail mostly why http://www.scribd.com/doc/24956746/DJ-Ettinger-Legal-Status-of-the-IOC

    Excerpt: "...they can seek relief as a plaintiff, or be named as a defendant in a sovereign nation's court of law..."

  15. Streisand Award by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I propose we inaugurate a new set of weekly, monthly and yearly Streisand awards. For this, I'd like to Nominate for all three categories this most boneheaded request of the IOC.

    In the meantime, lets help UVEX by directly linking their name (like I have here) with Vonn's name.

    They can't stop the mob!

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    1. Re:Streisand Award by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I lost all respect for the IOC when they sued a non-profit (and won) to prevent them from using the term "Gay Olympics". Allowing retards to use the word "Olympics", but not queers, seems a bit of a double standard, doesn't it? Never mind the fact that the word is over 2000 years old, and there is very little chance of anybody confusing the "Gay Olympics" with either the Summer Olympics or the Winter Olympics. What next, suing the state of Washington to get them to change the name of their capitol, Olympia? Or just suing the residents for calling themselves "Olympians"? Wait a minute... don't these guys have a trademark on the word "Olympian"?

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  16. Re:There are three things to consider by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. They hold an IP right to the use of Olympian, so the phrase Olympian Lindsay Vonn is a use of a trademark.

    What I want to know is, why hasn't any of the Olympian Gods smitten them yet? This is like McDonalds trying to claim trademark violations if there is anything with "Mc" in front of it. What are they going to do, sue all of Scotland?

  17. Re:Not outside the realm... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I should point out that most people going to the Olympics, like most people who live in Greater Vancouver, use the excellent light rail system there.

    Why the heck would you want to pay $50 to park a car when you can get there faster by light rail - including the ski hill - for less than $5?

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  18. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 3, Insightful

    According to ACTA -- the organization which donates the most money to the reelection campaigns of ACTA-supporting politicians gets to declare ownership of anything they damn well please -- so it's hard to tell at the this point, but my money would be on the IOC.

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  19. Re:IOC is not a U.S. organization by chill · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you.

    There are plenty of cases of organizations and even COUNTRIES being sued in the U.S. civil court system by individual plaintiffs. If the individuals win, the courts will attach any assets that are, or later enter, the U.S. There are even cases where the U.S. courts petition foreign banks to freeze assets held in foreign countries. And yes, sometimes it really works.

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  20. IOC is barking up the wrong tree by 517714 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the name is the IOC's IP, even if only temporarily, then their gripe is with Ms rhymes with Bonn. She presumably signed a contract with Uvex and also presumably with the IOC. If the IOC can enforce anything it would be against her not the company. The IOC's rights do not negate an existing contract which allows Uvex to use her image.

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    1. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Owning her name would be tantamount to owning her period. She's not a slave, and regardless of the terms of the contract she signed, I seriously doubt they're enforceable. Giving someone exclusive rights to use your image for publicity is also crap; that would put every photo of her out there in jeopardy. This is an example of draconian contract terms and aspiring to own everything under the sun up until the time someone actually challenges it (and with the necessary money and public visibility to make it worthwhile to a lawyer). I think Mrs. Vonn should go after them. It'd be a riot to see what happens if the IOC starts banning competitors if they refuse to sign away all of their publicity rights.

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    2. Re:IOC is barking up the wrong tree by rnaiguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      How would they own her period? That seems even less tangible than her name. They'll want her boogers next.

  21. You can copyright facts now? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Forget right of publicity - since when can the IOC claim copyright on a fact? "Lindsey Vonn won Gold at the Vancouver Olympics" - how can this possibly infringe any copyright or even contract? I would assume that the same way you can't get someone to sign up as a slave, you can't get someone to sign over the rights to have facts distributed about them....

    Is the IOC lawyer on crack? Wait, don't answer that.

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    1. Re:You can copyright facts now? by wiredlogic · · Score: 4, Informative

      The main source of the problem is that the IOC has gotten special privileges over the use of the name "Olympic" and all variants as well as the interlocked ring motif. In the US this transcends all IP laws by an act of Congress. I'm sure they've accomplished similar things in other countries. Traditional trademark law would have allowed a Greek owned "Olympic Pizza" shop to continue running in Atlanta but it was forced to change its name by the IOC. People with Celtic ring designs have been pressured by the IOC to stop their infringement despite historical precedent that predates the modern Olympics. It should still be fine to say that Vonn won a gold medal in some unspecified international competition. However, as soon as you invoke the magic O-words you pass outside the realm of rationality and into the IOC's autocratic la la land.

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  22. You're not far off the truth by optimus2861 · · Score: 4, Informative

    VANOC trademarked the line, "With Glowing Hearts", which comes directly out of Canada's national anthem.

    Today's Olympics are all about whoring themselves out to corporate sponsors, being absolute dicks to anyone who isn't one, and stiffing local taxpayers with the bills for years if not decades on end. If you're the type who worships at the altar of the free market, you've got to admire their ruthlessly perfect exploitation of it.

    1. Re:You're not far off the truth by retchdog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've not seen yet a serious libertarian candidate (yes, I realize this is almost an oxymoron) who didn't support the status quo in IP law. Maybe a few vague and totally unsubstantiated promises for "reform", but that's it.

      As this is the case, yeah, I'd say one of the main tenets of any seriously proposed "free" market is draconian intellectual property law.

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  23. No matter who wins... by gnarlyhotep · · Score: 4, Funny

    we luge.

  24. As an olympian AND slashdot reader... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes olympic athlete + geek is a possible combination...

    I can infact (or at least as far as Australian Olympians are concerned) confirm that you sign MANY papers that sign away the right to your name, image, performance (still dont know how they use that) and other things away to the national olympic body which in turn signs their right to the IOC.
    So they will have jurisdiction via the national olympic committee, and even if the company gives the IOC the bird, they can get back at the company by putting pressure on the athlete.

    Also it is VERY slack on her part. You are given multiple opportunities to inform the relevant bodies about any sponsorship agreements you have (so those guys WONT get hassled). And if she didnt inform them of it, then either she will get into shit (if company gets their lawyers) or the company will.

    If the company is using it without her knowledge, then good on the IOC. Because that means the athlete is being taken advantage of by the company. If the company wants to be associated with the athlete, they should pay!
    Most olympians have to work part time (with large amounts of unpaid holidays), and their sporting pursuit costs them MAJOR money to do. So they NEED every dollar they can get (yes some olympians are cashed up but they are a minority).

  25. Same story on ESPN.com by TPJ-Basin · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://espn.go.com/action/news/story?id=4921916 "....Rule 41 in the International Olympic Committee's charter, the so-called "Blackout Rule," which bans competitors, coaches, trainers and officials participating in the Olympics from using their name or image for advertising during the Games. Only those whose sponsors pony up a substantial sum to be an official Olympic sponsor receive an exemption from the IOC's executive board."

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  26. View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by Geof · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I no longer view the Olympics as an idealistic sporting event. I now view it as a viscous commercial enterprise that exploits the dreams of young athletes.

    I live in Vancouver. I could not agree with you more.

    McDonald's started running an ad before the games. I think it speaks for itself. It shows a big box of golden french fries. Beside them the words "Why Wait? Go For Gold."

    Last weekend, along with my wife and son, I visited one of the "free" events for Chinese New Year. We wanted to see a Chinese dragon, dancing, and so forth. At the entrance, volunteers searched my bag and poured out my bottle of water. This was for the benefit of Coca-Cola Corp., which was selling bottled tap water (Dasani is tap water) for $3.50. I was literally (I don't mean figuratively) spitting mad. You don't go somewhere with a little kid unless you have food and water.

    Keep in mind that this is not a private party: it is funded by billions of public money and staffed with thousands of volunteers. We have shut down major streets, suspended colleges and universities for two weeks, and passed specific laws for the benefit of the Olympics. Or rather for the benefit of its sponsors.

    But of course this is a "green" Olympics. As the Coke booth banner read, "Refresh. Recycle. Repeat." - and you can't recycle if you're already reusing! A sign on the booth said a green light would go on when the booth was running solely on solar power. A spokeswoman had gathered a crowd of children, who were competing in a Jeopardy-style contest to guess just how Green Coca-Cola is.

    So yeah, that's what the Olympics does. It speaks of sport and healthy living, then promotes poison to kids. It exploits athletes who give decades of their lives and sign recording-industry-style contracts for the hope of a few minutes of fame. It exists outside the law (truly: a Canadian court ruled the Olympics violated the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, but did nothing because the IOC is outside Canadian jurisdiction). It goes from city to city, arranging with politicians and business leaders to transfer public money into private pockets.

    1. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Informative

      At the entrance, volunteers searched my bag and poured out my bottle of water. This was for the benefit of Coca-Cola Corp.

      While I mostly agree with what you say (speaking from Richmond here), so far as I can tell, the restriction on liquids isn't really for the benefit of Coke, but rather part of the recent security craze. They seem to forbid all sorts of liquids on entrance to any organized large gathering of people, whether or not Coke sells anything there.

      Still, Coke and McDonalds do make me sick in many other ways. During the torch ceremony here in Richmond, over half of the time was wasted on their endorsements (performers dressed in corporate colors wearing logos etc).

      And I can't even "vote with my wallet", because I already did that with respect to those two companies ages ago (for health reasons).

    2. Re:View from Vancouver of Olympic hypocrisy by mcvos · · Score: 2, Informative

      At the entrance, volunteers searched my bag and poured out my bottle of water. This was for the benefit of Coca-Cola Corp.

      While I mostly agree with what you say (speaking from Richmond here), so far as I can tell, the restriction on liquids isn't really for the benefit of Coke, but rather part of the recent security craze. They seem to forbid all sorts of liquids on entrance to any organized large gathering of people, whether or not Coke sells anything there.

      Plenty of events banned bringing your own bottles long before 9/11. Back then the reason was that people might throw empty bottles around and that would be dangerous. But always at those events there's somebody selling drinks at highly inflated prices.

  27. Re:Treaties and SCOTUS by pla · · Score: 2, Informative

    Whoa! Citation please!

    Fair enough request. here you go.

    One quote in particular stands out to me... "Participation in the Olympic Games is voluntary. Thus, nations and individuals who participate in the Olympic Games submit themselves to the rules and regulations established by the IOC, and to subsequent sanctions for violating these rules. The IOC alone cannot compel governmental compliance, however, the Olympic Charter exemplifies current international practice and has the effect of customary international law. Therefore, the authoritative force of the rules and regulations of the Olympic Charter are recognized by state and international law.

    Interestingly, I can't find substantiation of my claim that they have an international trademark by treaty, as with the IRC. So I'll have to take my spankings on that point, though I consider the above somewhat more scary.


    but it really is only theory unless the Supreme Court has tried to overturn part of a treaty, and was denied.

    As I said, IANAL. However, the best I can find on this subject comes from De Geofroy vs Riggs, 1890, which says "The treaty power, as expressed in the constitution, is in terms unlimited, except by those restraints which are found in that instrument against the action of the government" - Which I take to mean that unless they blatantly violate the constitution, treaties win.

  28. stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a fun one... I work for a web shop, one of our clients is a spa. They have a masseuse on staff who is presently in Vancouver working for Team USA. They indicated as much on their website last week. All they said was "our masseuse, Jane Doe, is in Vancouver working with team USA..."

    Today they get a cease-and-desist phone call from IOC lawyers... WTF?? What's the point? How are they profiting from this kind of stupidity?

  29. Can't stand them by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Olympics killed my favorite card game/RPG franchise (well, its not 100% dead but its MUCH less popular now than it was). Legend of the Five Rings was threatened due to the fact the Olympics apparently own any symbol of "multiple interlocking rings", which they had on the backs of all their cards. As any card player could tell you, forcing all players to play their expensive cards with new backs is a good way to kill your game. Of course their five rings represented the 5 elements of the ancient Japanese world...and the game had absolutely nothing to do with the Olympics or even Greek history...

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  30. Re:Not outside the realm... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Only accepting Visa or cash at all the venues.

    It's not just venues, it's all official stores, too (including online ones).

    This is actually driving me mad. I fucking live in this city, and my bank (HSBC) issues MasterCard, not Visa. And what about Interac, which is the standard for debit cards? No go, too.

    But they "proudly accept Visa". Well, I'm "proudly" not paying them a single cent. Not that it matters any in the end, judging by droves of people with that merch around...

  31. Works how unworkable Intellectual Property is by unity100 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    back 1.5 years ago i made a comment saying if things went at that rate (then and now), in 10 years' time we wouldnt be able to even use common daily words among ourselves because some bastard would own their copyright. you people went out to make a running gag on me, claiming intellectual property on stuff in my post.

    however check it out. just this week, a bastard (or a number of bastards) were able to go as far to claim someone's name as intellectual property. from there to here, since then until now. it wont even take 10 years it seems.

    my point is that, if you allow some mechanism that can be abused, exploited, it WILL be abused, exploited. tangible assets as property is one thing, but once you allow 'owning' intellectual thoughts, concepts, that ends up in hampering mankind's progress because it will eventually prevent free exchange, use and progress of ideas, even very concept of 'thought' itself.

  32. False by unity100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most people fold.

    most people fold. and most people HAVE to fold because they cant risk relying on streisand effect, their or his/her jurisdiction, chances and so on. these are risks too high for individuals to take. however they are minor risks for big companies. once an individual takes the risk and loses, leave aside his/her life, but also his/her children's, dependants' lives will be over due to paranormal amounts of 'damages' s/he will have to pay.

    NOONE can take that risk.

    thats why the system is broken, and always works in favor of big companies, and the concepts of copyright and intellectual property need to be whacked down.

    1. Re:False by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative

      NOONE can take that risk.

      I've taken it in the past, and will continue to do so, when I am in the right.

      The last time I decided to use a lawyer "for the convenience", I ended up having to fire him, then I drafted my own motions, served them on the government and the other parties involved, argued them, won, the government lawyers realized that the government had acted illegally and backed out, filed more motions against the other parties that were left, argued THEM, opposed all their motions and claims, and again won. The amount at stake wasn't trivial - it would have been in the 6 figures. They not only lost, but it turns out that, once the judge did the accounting, it was as I had claimed, and to add insult to injury they had to pay me for the government's errors, without recourse against the government. Plus they were stuck with a 5-figure lawyers bill.

      I actually turned a small profit after all my costs. They, on the other hand, left the courtroom swearing so loud ... if the judge hadn't already left, they would have been called to the bench for another good spanking.

      Most people can argue their own cases, provided they learn the basics. How to object to evidence (lack of foundation, here-say, irrelevance - learn those and you've got most of it covered). How to lay a foundation for any evidence you want to introduce. How to question your witnesses. How to force witnesses for the other side to start screaming at the judge (done that one a few times - always devastating to the other sides' case). How to sneak here-say in through the back door when nobody's looking (been there, done that, just have to beat up on the other side for a few hours non-stop and they won't object to anything for fear of yet another smack-down from someone they thought would be an "amateur" :-).

      You have the Internet. Use it. There are plenty of motions out there that you can copy, modify to your own needs, and then serve on the other side (and if the other side is represented by a lawyer, you can serve it on them by fax - just keep the fax transmittal record as proof of service when you file the motion with the court).

      Just yesterday I transcribed the ACLU motion against the Newark police department. It's a model in terms of how you have to lay out the alleged facts, then the alleged violations (and to remember to include all the alleged facts by reference in each violation), and then the relief sought. You can probably find similar stuff all over the Internet, whether it's for filing a demand to intervene as a 3rd party in a court case (done that, judge agreed, got to cross-examine all parties), a divorce or separation, or modification of a support order, or an injunction enjoining someone to do (or stop doing) something, or anything else you can imagine.

      Whatever your beef, you can find the materials on the net to turn it into nice tasty bar-b-que. Problem is, most people are too timid. "Oh, I need a lawyer to handle that." Most of the time, no you don't. So stop whining - you have the tools to literally take the law into your own hands and argue it in court.

      The best part? Because you are the one arguing your side, you get to personally confront your opponents - and you know better than anyone else what gets their goats, and when they'll try to embellish the facts to the point where they make a provable lie; they, on the other hand, can't attack you directly - all communications have to be through their lawyer.

      Look, give it a try. It's much more fun in person than it sounds.

  33. then by unity100 · · Score: 2, Informative

    does she, or does she not use their products ?

    isnt this a fact ? it is evident that she uses their products, not because they sponsored her, but their products are good. it is a FACT. you cant copyright facts.

  34. Olympic organisers are "public authourities" by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...and as such "they win" in terms of precedence regarding trademark (note that this is probably NOT a copytight case--it is strictly TRADEMARK I'm talking about and there are significant legal differences between those forms of IP).

    In Canadian legal parlance a "public authority" is a body with some official governing status. This includes governments ranging from local to national and international bodies like the UN.

    As such, the use of Olympic marks is given the same protection afforded to such marks as Royal Warrants, names and logos of government departments, logos depicting police badges and so on. The rights of public authorities supercede ALL OTHER RIGHTS and do so retroactively, rendering any trademark rights afforded by sponsorship agreements with third parties void. They can assert their rights over the use of Olympic-affiliated emblems, words, names and phrases in Canada the same way the RCMP can exercise its authority over the use of the iconic red serge uniform and the Queen can allow the use of the phrase "By appointment to the Queen..." phrase on a bottle of HP.

    The IOC, COA and/or VANOC, as public authorities, may not even have to make any public assertion regarding an athletes' name as a trademark, nor would they have to establish an agreement regarding the use of an athlete's name. A case could be made (unreasonable or not) for "ambush marketing" where a registered trademark isn't explicitly used but a name, word, phrase or symbol that could even be INFERRED to be associated with the games IS used to imply some official connection. This is what UVEX was accused of--they did not commit any money, time or other resources to the olympic games themselves--they are strictly sponsors of Ms. Vonn. Yes, it does look to be an unreasonable case as most intelligent people wouldn't make the logical leap that they were "THE official supplier of product x" based on their simple announcement, but litigation isn't about being reasonable.

    Incidentally this isn't a politically partisan issue and isn't associated with Canada or these games in particular. This is strictly the path taken by the IOC in actions taken in the lead-up to the 1984 summer games in LA. Starting in that year, the IOC mandated as a requirement that host nations and local governments give olympic organisers just the kind of status equivalent to that bestowed upon "public authorities" in Canada. Prior to 1984 the Olympics actively distanced itself from corporate affiliation, but starting in the '70s the games started growing in scale and opulence to a point that governmental and other non-corporate sponsorship could not sustain them. By 1976 the situation became intolerable--the Montreal games were plagued with corruption, poorly constructed facilities that were still under construction right through the actual games themselves and massive budget overruns and debts (the 1976 olympics finally reached break-even status in 2006, and the roof of the stadium was never completed as designed!). On top of that, private businesses were using the work Olympic and affiliated marks rampantly to profit from those games while offical organisers swam in red ink.

    In 1980 the free world boycotted the '80 summer games, and the winter games were still small enough to lack profile, but in 1984 the IOC was determined to make the games financially viable and asserted serious control over its brand for the first time--selling the rights to to be official sponsors to bidders for massive amounts of money to meet their goal. In order to make official sponsorship worth such a high value required very draconian enforcement of its rights to prevent free, unofficial use from devaluing the brand. As such, so long as any olympics remains a massive, spectacular hype machine that saturates the world's media you are going to have this sort of activity. It closely parallels the way media cartels and closed software companies build or maintain illegitimate or obsolete business models atop flawed IP law.

  35. Romney's Olympus by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Olympics is a corrupt global business. It's run by guys like Mitt Romney, who was Olympics CEO for the notably corrupt 2002 Winter games in Salt Lake City. These people will do and say anything, no matter how obviously wrong, or contradicting what they said yesterday, to get and keep control over the money flow. And it works. For them. Winners!

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