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Real-Life Equivalents of Video Game Weapons
antdude writes "This GamesRadar article compares a bunch of fantastic video game weapons and their real-life equivalents: 'There are certain things we just accept in video games. An overweight pipe technician can jump five times his own height. A first aid kit will instantly heal bullet wounds and replace lost blood. And any theoretical physics model can be cleanly packaged into a lightweight, handheld weapon with a minimum of fuss. But in certain cases, that last one isn't too far off the truth. As guano loopy as most game weaponry is, some of it definitely isn't implausible. In fact, some of it exists already. Kind of.'"
i want a portal gun
... till then its too boring to even bother looking at them.
What's the real-life equivalent of the Crowbar from halflife? I always wanted one
Divide a cake by zero. Is it still a cake?
slow game news day.
Don't forget the stick that's stronger than the sword!
Game! - Where the stick is mightier than the sword!
* Frostmourn, hoooo! :D
* BFG!
* FatBoy from Fallout 3
* The slime shooter from unreal. It's just cool.
o hai
I'm waiting for the US military to develop a Raccoon Suit (from Mario) for our solders.
But I bet those Canadians will beat us to it.
-David
If they can't even make sharks with lasers how can they even hope for rail guns, tesla coils and plasma rifles?
Where's my portal gun? I thought we were supposed to be living in the future.
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." --Joseph Stalin
Without having RTFA, I want to take this opportunity to point out that an M1 Garand (the semi-automatic infantry rifle of the U.S. military during World War II) can, in real life, be reloaded before the clip is empty. Many idiots who replicate the rifle in video games infer that, just because the clip automatically ejects when it is empty, it can only be ejected this way—that is, if you have one or two rounds left, you have to shoot them before you can take a chance to load a fresh clip. I don't know who got this wrong first, but it has turned into a pernicious meme that has reared its ugly head in every World War II shooter I have ever played.
Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrXLtkY4wOw
Game designers, please do more research than playing some other WW2 game for a few hours. Diligent fans, this is an issue worth making patches for. Besides being just plain wrong, this is a substantial and unwarranted disadvantage for what is supposed to be "the greatest implement of battle ever devised." And that's according to General Patton, who (speaking of memes) knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it!
Railguns are amazing things... You just have to be careful not to vaporize your projectile. It was calculated that if they could get a one ounce steel ball bearing up to a speed of 20 miles per second, it would cause a fusion reaction on impact with relatively stationery object. I was working in a large industrial machine in late the 70s, I was down in the power section of a massive ring roller. The thing occupied four stories, one above ground and three stories underground, at the very bottom floor was the power system. There were three huge copper bus bars that fed into a massive 2000 amp, 1760 volt three phase breaker switch. We were working electronic and hydraulic systems, and had the false floor pulled up, and some hydraulic mechanic dropped an 8 inch adjustable wrench across the bus bars. There was a mind numbing BOOM, accompanied by a blue green flash you could almost see through the back of your head, and when the dust and debris settled, there was a quarter inch of roasted wrench sticking out of the concrete ceiling. This place was noted for really exciting industrial accidents.
I want a bowel disrupter!
Monstar L
...those Japanese robotic/cyborg exoskeletons are AWESOME! And, they are only going to get more awesome from here on out! Mjolnir armor, here we come!
Even without the super-soldier aspect, the super-rescue-worker aspect is mind-boggling, not to mention the super-dock-worker. Alien queens better look out!
"Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
1: Railgun
2: Laser guns
3: Plasma rifles
4: Lightning guns
5: Mechs
6: Power-armour
...so I'm really getting a kick out of these comments.
Saiga-12
what's with real-life shrink-ray, freeze-gun and devastator? or at least jetpack or holoduke!? what are they waiting for to develop these? christmas?
The MAFIAA is a bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes
and the concept of a Jump Commado from traveller still the most OTT unit ever put on paper.
...it's a weapon in six different video games? Does that help?
Plasma guns, railguns, lighning guns, supersuits. Meh...
I want a grenade launcher that'll let me bounce grenades around corners and off floors. My all-time favorite FPS weapon.
but what I really want is a hookshot. It would make parkour even more awesome.
One thing that share futuristic video games with not so futuristic (i.e. from WWII and other wars) are "magical" medipacks,you get them and no matter what hits you (knives, grenades, a lot of bullets,some maybe in the head) you end with full health. Of all video games "weapons", that should be the one that would make a big difference for all.
Say what you will about its Fallout-esque gameplay, Borderlands was the first FPS in a long time that constantly had me saying, "God I love this gun." A sniper rifle that fires explosive incindiary bullets? An SMG that shoots corrosive acid rounds? Grenades that teleport directly to their targets and burst into an electric lightning storm? Sign me up.
Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive
The real-life equivalent of the HL crowbar is a wrecking-bar
What about the cerebral bore?
*pop*
Surprised noone posted these :-)
The "Weapons not fit for this world!" ads.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHt9pQhn3ho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf8h1s47cHk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehsn_sElcjU&feature=related
etc
Best stuff ever :-)
Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
Aristotele
The U.S. military has some weapons which are much better than many video game weapons. Video games need "balance", so players aren't given weapons that are too "powerful". DoD doesn't have that limitation.
"If you can see it, you can hit it. If you can hit it, you can kill it." As insurgent groups have figured out, the only way to succeed against a modern military force is to have a population in which to hide, one which the US isn't willing to exterminate.
And boy, let me tell you that the gape between a criminal, terrorist, and U.S. Government employees is closing faster than you can say RICO.
If you read the Book of Genesis and such, you'll find about "Lilith" the demon-like succubus or alleged "first wife" to Adam that caused men to "lose their seed" in assuredly a few ways other than one. I wouldn't doubt that all these Orgasmo guns were impressions from Lillith, just like how all the awesome "Sci-Fi" movies of today were taken right out of Science-Factions of Aliens and Predators that actually exist here and now. It realy pisses me off when all the mythology and fables of today are nothing more than disguises of real SHTF sort of operations that have been going on all this time and some liar strawmans the events just to make money on his exaggerated publishing rights that he uses to blackmail original authors from ever posing any contest in such unlevel field.
Bullshit. There is no such thing in Genesis.
Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
As far as you can trust Wikipedia, the idea of Lilith being Adam's first wife is essentially an early Medieval Jewish folk tale. Apparently, earlier consideration of Lilith was as the ancient Sumerian idea of a female demon lilitu. This is described as comparable to "modern" succubi.
"Sci-Fi" movies of today were taken right out of Science-Factions of Aliens and Predators that actually exist here and now. It realy pisses me off when all the mythology and fables of today are nothing more than disguises of real SHTF
I don't know if I'm entirely following you, but culturally we've been repeating mythotypes for centuries. The whole "making money off of recycled myths" really just boils down to "making money off of a predictable human activity". And that boils down to "making money".
True creativity is rare and tends to fail commercially because it's novel and threatening. That's just the way it is.
Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
or are you just happy to seed me?
Ah, well, that explains it somewhat. It’s nowhere to be found in Genesis, I’m quite certain.
The narrative in that Wikipedia article is nothing resembling the one in Genesis, either... as Adam is supposedly perfect until he recognizes “either his sin or Cain’s homicide” (presumably the tale varies at this point) and leaves his wife Eve, who is still said to be “holy”. This is in direct contradiction to the narrative in Genesis, where Eve was the first to violate God’s command and led Adam to do the same, all of which occurred before the birth of Cain or Abel.
Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.