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Passive-Aggressive Wi-Fi Hotspots

the digital nomad writes "If you've had enough of your neighbor stealing your Wi-Fi connection or letting his dog s#%t on your lawn, there is now a better solution than suffering in silence with your brooding anger: leave your neighbor 'a message!' Passive-Aggressive Wi-Fi Hotspots let your networks say what you cannot. And if you're looking for some great name for your Hotspot, make sure to read this post by Gizmodo."

263 comments

  1. Or. by Pojut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or you could...you know...actually secure your wifi.

    1. Re:Or. by BlueTrin · · Score: 2, Informative

      The above poster is referring to this link in the article.

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    2. Re:Or. by TheLink · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not as fun as this:

      http://www.ex-parrot.com/pete/upside-down-ternet.html

      You might even purposely not secure your wifi ;).

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    3. Re:Or. by smartr · · Score: 1

      I personally would feel better leeching from a secure connection than my local "tranny hub".

    4. Re:Or. by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      better is upside-down-ternet + kittenwars

    5. Re:Or. by digitalhermit · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My wifi is normally secured, but I have some neighbors that are always trying to login. I see their attempts in the router logs and I open the router up every so often just to have fun. I set the broadcast name to "passw0rd" and changed to that password. Sure enough, they immediately log in with that key. I've set the router to deny all traffic except through my squid proxy and all pages redirect to the proxy welcome page until then. I don't care for their personal content, but it's interesting seeing the URLs that show up in the proxy. Many of them set cookies or use other auth so I can't see their content (at least not without changing some settings) but a good percentage use URL encoding so I can pull up their personal sites. The neighbors bounce a lot between facebook, gmail and some news sites. Oh and porn. The bastards watch a lot of porn. I'm probably going to start redirecting those sites to the GOP homepage or a rickroll at some point You can do this by subscribing squid to one of the blocklist sites. Nothing like a dated meme to piss off the neighbors.

      Setup of the squid proxy took a few hours.. hardest part was the DNS redirect until they connect to the proxy, but there's tons of instructions now for doing it...

    6. Re:Or. by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Seriously. If you can change your wifi network name to "isuckdonkeynuts", you can change the security settings and encryption passphrase.

      Heck, you could hide such an embarrassing network ID...

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    7. Re:Or. by furby076 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Network Name "PedoLocalChapter15"

      Is it possible to setup a router (e.g. linksys, netgear) to do annoying pop-ups on people's computers who are not on a MAC list? So if someone connects to my network they get a pop-up every X time....I would so spam them, every 3 seconds, with pop-ups to various animal porn sites

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    8. Re:Or. by clf8 · · Score: 1

      I run my Wifi as a Closed network. It doesn't even show up in people's lists, you have to know the name. Why even advertise a door to begin with?

    9. Re:Or. by crazycheetah · · Score: 1

      + blurry-net?

    10. Re:Or. by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Secure your computers. Share your wifi.

      Given the number of visitors and neighbors who have iPhones, blackberries, laptops, etc., it's the friendly thing to do.

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    11. Re:Or. by BattleApple · · Score: 2, Interesting

      he should flip the text upside down too.. http://www.fliptext.org/

    12. Re: Or. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame.

      And misses the point, but no excuse.

    13. Re:Or. by chronosan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Be sure to leave your rifles and smallarms spread out on the porch for the entire neighborhood to use freely too!

    14. Re:Or. by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      First thing I thought. Gods forbid someone has to type in a password... (honestly if you can't figure out that you should put a password on both your wifi connection and your router you probably shouldn't be playing with those things)

    15. Re:Or. by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      I used to leave my Wi-Fi open and broadcasting for precisely that reason. Then my neighbors, who frequently have screaming fights in their front yard, called a noise complaint on ME for watching a movie with the "volume too loud" or something.

      No more free internet for those jerks. I've secured mine with an easy-to-remember and easy-to-give-to-guests key that still incorporates upper and lower case letters as well as numbers.

    16. Re:Or. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Because wifi == rifles?

      Once again, a Slashdotter demonstrates just how askew their sense of proportion really is...

    17. Re:Or. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      No more free internet for those jerks.

      Why not just identify their MAC and block it? Granted, that's a bit more work...

      Actually, in the spirit of the article, identify their MAC, then redirect all their connections to a web page extolling their "virtues". :)

    18. Re:Or. by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      To send a msg.
      SSID=MicrosoftSucks

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    19. Re:Or. by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      No. Use a real router, then it's easy.

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    20. Re:Or. by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Please elaborate on examples of a real router and the steps (or link to such steps). Assuming the cost is not insane I would go for it.

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    21. Re:Or. by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      You know, this is the one time I would actually support a Rickroll or a Goatse. I'm sure if the thieving bastards only got a full page Goatse every time they logged on it would work wonders when it comes to discouragement.

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    22. Re:Or. by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Next time set the SSID to inappropriate-or-embarrassing-site-they-visited-last-time.com :)

    23. Re:Or. by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      Get a Linux box and set up NAT between 2 NICs. Plug your DSL/cable modem into one of the ports. Set up the internet on the router (set up PPPoE or DHCP). Connect your old router to the new router, turn off routing (relegate it to just an AP). Set up a DHCP server and DNS server on the new router. Use firewall rules to redirect stuff around, possibly with Perl scripts or something.

      Sorry I don't have any links, you'll have to google. But once you get to the point where all traffic on your network passes through IPtables, you win.

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    24. Re:Or. by BKX · · Score: 1

      You can use a piece of crap computer running pfSense as a router. You can still use your wireless "router" for wireless purposes (just hook it up to your network through one of the switch ports instead of the WAN port and turn off DHCP.). pfSense can do filtering, firewalling, MAC-based auth, etc. out of box, and can be set up fairly easily to do website rewriting (I think by using a squid proxy creatively, IIRC).

    25. Re:Or. by dmneoblade · · Score: 1
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    26. Re:Or. by antdude · · Score: 1

      I always wanted to set up a fake wifi hotspot that acts like a honeypot to collect wireless connections and see what nearby people try to do with it.

      I never found the free time to do it. I assume it's easy since it only requires a WAP.

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    27. Re:Or. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not call noise complaints on them for the frequent screaming fights?

    28. Re:Or. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should redirect the video-streams so that they whatever they try to watch they end up with Two Girls, One Cup (just google it if you don't know).

    29. Re:Or. by virtualXTC · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you need to first install linux on the router, there are many flavors such as Tomato, OpenWrt, x-wrt, and freewrt, but I think DD-WRT is probably the best place to start. Then you need to split the network as mentioned below.

    30. Re:Or. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wifi is normally secured, but I have some neighbors that are always trying to login. I see their attempts in the router logs and I open the router up every so often just to have fun. I set the broadcast name to "passw0rd" and changed to that password. Sure enough, they immediately log in with that key. I've set the router to deny all traffic except through my squid proxy and all pages redirect to the proxy welcome page until then. I don't care for their personal content, but it's interesting seeing the URLs that show up in the proxy. Many of them set cookies or use other auth so I can't see their content (at least not without changing some settings) but a good percentage use URL encoding so I can pull up their personal sites. The neighbors bounce a lot between facebook, gmail and some news sites. Oh and porn. The bastards watch a lot of porn. I'm probably going to start redirecting those sites to the GOP homepage or a rickroll at some point You can do this by subscribing squid to one of the blocklist sites. Nothing like a dated meme to piss off the neighbors.

      Setup of the squid proxy took a few hours.. hardest part was the DNS redirect until they connect to the proxy, but there's tons of instructions now for doing it...

      Would you care to write a HOWTO that describes what you did? I would like to do the same, but I would rather not have to use a lot of time reading up on squid.

  2. You don't really need to be a jerk by rwa2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yeah, some of them are a little bit funny. This would make a good humor post. But it's hard enough to stay on good terms with your neighbors as it is, so consider saying something nice. Like in driving, it's often stupid and dangerous to fight *ssholes by acting like one yourself, thinking you're going to teach them a lesson.

    I run an open AP named "nohup", since it's on a UPS and is often the only one still running when the power goes out. (Unfortunately, Verizon FIOS's upstream UPS goes out after 5-10 minutes nowadays -- not the ONI in my house, which can putter along for a few hours, but something upstream of that)

    Work with your neighbors to get a wifi mesh going: http://www.olsr.org/

    If you still really want to dick with people, at least do something more technically interesting with transparent proxy hacks, such as https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Upside-Down-TernetHowTo or running it through a Swedish Chef filter or the ilk.

    1. Re:You don't really need to be a jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why you gotta be all sensible and stuff?

    2. Re:You don't really need to be a jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      tard

    3. Re:You don't really need to be a jerk by godrik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know you are already modded Interesting. but thank you for the info,

      For the record, the ESSID of my network is ParasiteNet and is always open (in the honor of C. Doctorow). My neighboor love it. They just receive DHCPNAKs when they start consuming too much bandwidth...

    4. Re:You don't really need to be a jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Verizon actually shutsdown internet and cable service when running on the fibre adapteers own battery.. and just keeps the phone line going, you need to add a UPS to that box too and it will keep runing.

    5. Re:You don't really need to be a jerk by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      My AP name is an obvious email address -- "access@(my domain name).net". If someone wants to access it, that's fine with me... but if they don't want it crashing intermittently, they should send me a note and we'll work out some sort of uptime agreement. This would involve helping pay for a more reliable router. It occasionally freezes, and the kids know that if they're having lag in Halo, they can just reboot the router to kick off anyone leeching too much bandwidth.

      As it is, though, my unreliable router seems to have done a great job of increasing the number of people who now have their own networks instead of sponging off mine. (Sadly, they secured theirs, so I can't return the "favor" and save myself a few bucks a month.)

      My only real concern is over having my IP address associated with unsavory activity. I figure one solution to that would be to set up a TOR server, and set up a transparent proxy to route all leech traffic to go through it. That would eliminate the liability issues, and might help with the bandwidth as well.

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    6. Re:You don't really need to be a jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried to post this comment on the original referred website, but the comments are closed.

      My neighbor and I had a long-running dispute, and he did this to me. I collected all the evidence, went to the police, and the police took him to the district court. I was able to testify against him in front of him and the magistrate. The magistrate essentially slapped his hand, but gave him a stern warning and lecture. He had to hire an attorney and I'm sure it cost him several hundred dollars.

      You would have to be as dumb as that guy to do something like this. RWA2 is right on in his comments. Its strictly sophomoric amusement, and it could easily escalate (my conflict nearly did several times.)

      As other posters say, I'm still left with the same jerk next door a couple of years later. You really have to be in for the long-haul, why go nuclear?

    7. Re:You don't really need to be a jerk by sans17 · · Score: 1

      I have moved several times in last years and every time first weeks I got connection from an open neighbor. Till you get phone, then provider, then find time to set up your own network.

      So, the last time after finally settled I added an open node to my router.
      DNS, HTTP and HTTPS only. Cut down on speed.
      Well, might be it will help somebody.

      Free internet!

    8. Re:You don't really need to be a jerk by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Like in driving, it's often stupid and dangerous to fight *ssholes by acting like one yourself, thinking you're going to teach them a lesson.

      Very true, though it takes more willpower accept this idea than most people have.

      I run an open AP named "nohup", since it's on a UPS and is often the only one still running when the power goes out. (Unfortunately, Verizon FIOS's upstream UPS goes out after 5-10 minutes nowadays

      And a good thing it does. The lead-acid batteries in most UPSs wear out quickly if you keep running them down. Up go your replacement costs and the risk the UPS isn't there when you really need to do a clean shutdown.

  3. spelling correction by phil42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    that is spelled $#!+

  4. Best way to deal with this is good old Cat5. by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like to see my neighboor get into my wired network.

    1. Re:Best way to deal with this is good old Cat5. by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm dong that even as we speak.

      But seriously I agree with you. If you're in a fixed place like your home, it makes more sense to just plug into a nearby jack (in my case - a phone jack). It will provide a faster connection, and doesn't broadcast your data all over the neighborhood for people to see (like those black BBC vans with the antennas).

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    2. Re:Best way to deal with this is good old Cat5. by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Alternatively, nothing says 'stay off my network' like four bands of plastic sheathed cable to the face.

    3. Re:Best way to deal with this is good old Cat5. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd like to see my neighboor get into my wired network.

      It's easy to get your wish granted. Just invite him to your flat, tell him to bring his laptop with him, and then offer him a cable to connect. Make sure you watch him while he gets into your wired network, because if you don't, you'll probably not see it.

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    4. Re:Best way to deal with this is good old Cat5. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Informative

      But seriously I agree with you. If you're in a fixed place like your home, it makes more sense to just plug into a nearby jack (in my case - a phone jack).

      Sure... assuming you have ethernet jacks sprinkled about your walls everywhere. Oh, and an ethernet jack on your laptop. And carry ethernet cable around with you. And you don't plan to get up and move around anywhere.

      So, yeah, assuming all that, wires make way more sense...

  5. Senile old man by xbeefsupreme · · Score: 5, Funny

    You Damn kids, get off my wifi!!

    1. Re:Senile old man by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think "get off my WLAN" sounds better.
      Note that WLAN is an anagram of LAWN.

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    2. Re:Senile old man by xbeefsupreme · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You are a genius

    3. Re:Senile old man by WiiVault · · Score: 1

      And a new internet meme is spawned. Cheers!

    4. Re:Senile old man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that WLAN is an anagram of LAWN.

      Yes, thank you. I don't think any of us got that.

  6. You don't really need to be on Youtube. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ."If you still really want to dick with people, at least do something more technically interesting with transparent proxy hacks, such as https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Upside-Down-TernetHowTo [ubuntu.com] or running it through a Swedish Chef filter or the ilk."

    Or Rickroll them.

    1. Re:You don't really need to be on Youtube. by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Well, nohup pretty much means "never hangup" so I've more or less rickroll'd them already.

  7. Stupid idea. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just install some snooper and logger and let the neighbour in, steal the credentials to his bank account, brokerage account, clean them out, and bankrupt him and force his home into foreclosure and buy it yourself using his own money that you stole. Now no pesky neighbour riding free on your WiFi. Instead you come up with some lame network names? Dumb.

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    1. Re:Stupid idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just install some snooper and logger and let the neighbour in, steal the credentials to his bank account, brokerage account, clean them out, and bankrupt him and force his home into foreclosure and buy it yourself using his own money that you stole. Now no pesky neighbour riding free on your WiFi. Instead you come up with some lame network names? Dumb.

      Even the lousiest bank or brokerage is using SSL these days.

    2. Re:Stupid idea. by BlueTrin · · Score: 1

      You would redirect them to your own copy of the page they are using

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    3. Re:Stupid idea. by entrigant · · Score: 1

      That's not exactly an insurmountable problem

    4. Re:Stupid idea. by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      SSL is designed to protect against active man-in-the-middle attacks.

      If you use a self-signed certificate, they will get a big scary red warning page instead of the site (even on IE these days)...

      If you have your own certificate (slightly more expensive and difficult to obtain) then you stand a better chance of fooling them, as it won't trigger the warning page, but won't stand up to close scrutiny.

    5. Re:Stupid idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And everyone except the most paranoid of all paranoid users ignore SSL warnings these days.

    6. Re:Stupid idea. by tepples · · Score: 1

      So what do they get if you put up a captive portal with "install this root certificate if you want internet access"?

    7. Re:Stupid idea. by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      I'd guess either "very suspicious" or "very confused" depending on level of technical ability...

    8. Re:Stupid idea. by Reece400 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just redirect them to an unsigned page, 4/5 people won't notice the difference (they've all clicked the don't warn me again check boxes at some point of other).

    9. Re:Stupid idea. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Can you redirect from a https site to a http site if you don't have the SSL certificate for the https address?

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    10. Re:Stupid idea. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well, all the browsers try to make the difference unobtrusive. Oh, a tiny "lock" symbol, or slight change in color, or a special icon in the url bar, or whatever. It's stupid. It should be big and obvious when you're on a secured site.

      When you enter the site, there should be giant "steel" doors with some basic details from the certificate printed on them (and made to appear as if stamped or engraved into the doors). That material should include diamond-shaped "warning" placards ment to evoke similar devices in industry, should there be anything that needs warning about (like a self-signed cert). It should include the name of the certifying authority as well. They should have an animated opening sequence when you click on the doors, and they should appear as a border around the page (as if you're looking through the doors to operate the page.)

      Steps should be taken to make it difficult to simulate the "security doors." Such as having them extend slightly over some of the UI elements in both states. And maybe have some information "printed" on them that the browser would have access to, but that scripts would not.

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    11. Re:Stupid idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother, just redirect verisign to your own root server; with your own root certificates.

      .

    12. Re:Stupid idea. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      If you have your own certificate, it'll still trigger a big scary red warning page, unless you manage to purchase a certificate for theirbank.com. Assuming you fail in that endeavor, your certificate for differentsite.com won't work.

      Your best bet, really, is to hope they access their bank (or other service) by first visiting a page delivered over HTTP. You can subvert that page so that the HTTPS connection is instead done over HTTP (or subvert it so that it's an HTTPS connection to a domain you control, but that's probably worse). That way, you can successfully man-in-the-middle them, and hopefully they won't notice that there's no lock icon or green bar or what have you.

      Of course, you'd need to be able to dynamically subvert web pages to alter HTTPS links to HTTP links.

    13. Re:Stupid idea. by tepples · · Score: 1

      Don't bother, just redirect verisign to your own root server; with your own root certificates.

      The use case for TLS assumes that a user already has VeriSign's TLS root certificate installed on the operating system or web browser.

    14. Re:Stupid idea. by roblarky · · Score: 1

      ..or something like the tests to obtain the Holy Grail would suffice.. Only the Penitent Man Shall Pass

    15. Re:Stupid idea. by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      I think you can if you don't bind a SSL cert to your port 443 (SSL) server. Without a cert, it _should_ just behave like normal HTTP. But haven't tried anything like that for years, so modern browsers might warn about it.

    16. Re:Stupid idea. by cstdenis · · Score: 1

      No, the browser (and probably the web server) will give an error.

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    17. Re:Stupid idea. by bakker+Bart · · Score: 1

      That, and some more of the needed tricks (secure cookie handling), can be done with SSLstrip.

  8. Or Even Funnier by DaMattster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Set up your devices with static addresses and set a dhcp scope above the addresses that you need. Then you transparently redirect any http request originating from the dhcp scope to say, www.google.com (or something nastier to be left to your imagination), using the power of iptables. Now, no matter what website the piggy backer tries to visit, he will be greeted with the ubiquitous google.com home page. Watch how quickly the neighbors will learn to leave your network alone.

    1. Re:Or Even Funnier by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      I think a certain youtube video would be most appropriate....

    2. Re:Or Even Funnier by furby076 · · Score: 1

      How does one set this up on say a Linksys router? Then restrict it so anyone who doesn't have their mac address recorded with me would get the routing. For example I would want my friends to connect (they give me their MAC), but someone at the coffee shop can bite it.

      I would so name my network "FreeNetwork"

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    3. Re:Or Even Funnier by Technician · · Score: 1

      I have a second router for "leeches" It is unsecured and not connected to anything. It does get connections from time to time. It has DHCP, DNS, and such all set. It has activity quite often as most routers in my area are secure.

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    4. Re:Or Even Funnier by LandGator · · Score: 1
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  9. In my vicinity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...there's an AP named "banislam". I find it agreeable.

  10. Freifunk by Elektroschock · · Score: 0

    Sharing a Wi-FI connection should be common pratice. This is what Freifunk is about.

    1. Re:Freifunk by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      In an ideal world, you could freely share it. In the real world, it just opens up yourself to litigation if someone does something illegal over your network. After all, from the outside view it's your IP from which the illegal stuff originated.

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    2. Re:Freifunk by Abcd1234 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In the real world, it just opens up yourself to litigation if someone does something illegal over your network.

      I suppose you have one, single, real-world example where this has actually happened? I mean, you wouldn't just be throwing out frightening hypotheticals, would you?

    3. Re:Freifunk by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Not yet, but it's just a matter of time. It's already been ruled that illicit traffic going to your IP is probable cause for a search, whether or not you have an open AP.

      In particular, they didn't buy Perez's arguments that a "mere association between an IP address and a physical address is insufficient to establish probable cause"...

      "In this case it is clear that there was a substantial basis to conclude that evidence of criminal activity would be found at 7608 Scenic Brook Drive," wrote the Court. "[T]hough it was possible that the transmissions originated outside of the residence to which the IP address was assigned, it remained likely that the source of the transmissions was inside that residence."

      Now I don't know about you, but having a search warrant against me, having my computers confiscated, and being in the news as a suspected child pornographer is pretty damn bad, even if I'm never charged. The chances of that are very small, but the consequences so bad that it adds up to a considerable risk.

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    4. Re:Freifunk by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      It's very convenient that you left out this little snippet of detail:

      The FBI says it found CDs with child porn in Perez's room, the only one it searched. An open-and-shut case? No, because there's a twist: the Yahoo account used to send the message belonged to a Mr. Rob Ram, according to Yahoo's records. Perez had a roommate named Robert Ramos and an open WiFi connection, but that was not enough to convince a federal judge to keep the seized CDs from being used in his prosecution. Perez entered a conditional guilty plea to the charges and received a sentence of four years and nine months.

      Now, granted, there are obvious flaws with this ruling. But the case was *not* ruled the way it was strictly because it rejected his reasoning that the WAP was open therefore it wasn't him. They ruled that way because they didn't buy his reasoning *combined* with the fact that he had child porn in his frickin' room.

      Now I don't know about you, but having a search warrant against me, having my computers confiscated, and being in the news as a suspected child pornographer is pretty damn bad, even if I'm never charged. The chances of that are very small, but the consequences so bad that it adds up to a considerable risk.

      I completely disagree. The chances aren't just small. They're miniscule. Open WAPs have been running for, what, a decade now? And in that entire time, you've managed to find a single case which is kinda sorta troubling. IMHO, that's just not worth worrying about. Heck, by this logic, I should put metal shutters on all the doors of my home and lock it down like a prison. After all, someone could just as easily break into my home and use my PC to download child porn, right? But I don't, because the odds are so fantastically low that it's not worth the inconvenience to protect myself from this "threat".

    5. Re:Freifunk by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Now, granted, there are obvious flaws with this ruling. But the case was *not* ruled the way it was strictly because it rejected his reasoning that the WAP was open therefore it wasn't him. They ruled that way because they didn't buy his reasoning *combined* with the fact that he had child porn in his frickin' room.

      I left out that detail because it's irrelevant. They wouldn't have found the CDs with child porn on them without the warrant in the first place. You can't use evidence obtained from a warrant to provide probable cause for the warrant in the first place. The only evidence you can consider is that which you have before the warrant is issued.

      The only evidence they had that would amount to probable cause is illicit traffic going to his IP. If you have illicit traffic going to your IP, that is probable cause for a search, whether you initiated the traffic or not.

      Heck, by this logic, I should put metal shutters on all the doors of my home and lock it down like a prison. After all, someone could just as easily break into my home and use my PC to download child porn, right?

      Not at all. Fortifying your home comes with significant cost. Securing your wifi comes with no cost at all. Someone breaking into your home is a lot more likely to be detected, so it's a lot less likely to be attempted. I don't think the risk benefit analysis works out the same.

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    6. Re:Freifunk by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      The only evidence they had that would amount to probable cause is illicit traffic going to his IP. If you have illicit traffic going to your IP, that is probable cause for a search, whether you initiated the traffic or not.

      Right. So they get a warrant, run a search, and find nothing. Ohnoes, what a hardship. Meanwhile, the chances of this happening are probably lower than being struck by lightening. So why concern yourself with it?

      Not at all. Fortifying your home comes with significant cost. Securing your wifi comes with no cost at all. Someone breaking into your home is a lot more likely to be detected, so it's a lot less likely to be attempted. I don't think the risk benefit analysis works out the same.

      Personally, I consider time and inconvenience a cost. I also feel that leaving my WAP open is a worthwhile service to provide others, and that removing that service is also a cost, specifically to my local neighbourhood.

      But you're correct, my analogy isn't perfect. But it wasn't meant to be. The point is to illustrate that the percentage chance of someone using your WAP to download child porn is so fantastically low that it's simply not worth being concerned about. That same individual, of which there are very few, is *far* more likely to download said materials at, say, a coffee shop or a library, or they'll use Tor, or Freenet, or a myriad other options for anonymous internet browsing, than they are to wardrive down your street and piggyback on your connection. It's just not worth worrying about.

    7. Re:Freifunk by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      As an aside, I actually think the risk of your traffic being sniffed on your open WAP is far more of a concern than the whole child-porn boogeyman. Of course, that risk can be mitigated with proper precautions and the understanding that your WAP is *not* a secure connection if it's open. But it's still an issue, and I don't think most people really realize it.

    8. Re:Freifunk by Hatta · · Score: 1

      So they get a warrant, run a search, and find nothing. Ohnoes, what a hardship

      Right, and meanwhile I have no access to any of my computers. My neighbors are gossiping, word could get back to my employer who might not want to have a suspected child pornographer on his payroll, etc, etc. The costs of a false allegation of anything remotely related to child sexual abuse are huge. Nobody cares that you were never even charged. Where there's smoke there's fire, right? That's how most people think.

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    9. Re:Freifunk by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      Which "real world" are you referring to?

      Is it the one in the U.K. : http://mobiletechmob.com/2009/11/30/pub-owner-in-uk-being-fined-13k-for-copyright-infringement-over-open-wifi/

      Is it the one in Germany: http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20080717/1558191712.shtml

      Is it the one in the United States: http://www.coshoctontribune.com/article/20091109/UPDATES01/91109015

      So, there are three examples that fulfill you're request. Open WiFi + legal repercussions to the owner after "something illegal" was done using that access.

      Now what?

    10. Re:Freifunk by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      Oh how I hate the your / you're mistaken I just made. :::bonk bonk::::

    11. Re:Freifunk by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, the UK is fucked, we all know that. :) The second case wasn't over back in 2008. Do you know what the current state of that case is? And the third one... shit, the third one isn't even comparable. That was a *county-run system*. And, at least as far as I can tell, the county wasn't found liable by a court or anything. My reading is that they *chose* to shut the system down after some jackasses used it to break the law.

  11. Nice Guys Finish Last by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

    If your neighbors are assholes holding hands and singing ain't going to happen, it's best just to grow a pair and tell them if you don't have the balls create a login page to your hotspot that plays the recording of you neighbors having sex, or pictures of dog shit from your neighbors dog, just make sure your shit is in-order before you do.

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    1. Re:Nice Guys Finish Last by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      Nice Guys Finish Last

      "The takers get the honey, givers sing the blues" - Robin Trower

      ...recording of you neighbors having sex, or pictures of dog shit

      "It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood..." - Mr. Rogers

    2. Re:Nice Guys Finish Last by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If I caught my neighbors using my internet, I'd probably copy Netzero onto a floppy, hand it to them, and say "Yes this; it's free. My Wifi is not."

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    3. Re:Nice Guys Finish Last by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I caught my neighbors using my wifi, I'd ask them how they cracked WPA2-AES.

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  12. Funny Names I have Used by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1

    My favorite is "PirateHacker", which I hope scares the shit out of someone. I've also used "Unknown" and "ImWatchingYou"

    HEX

    1. Re:Funny Names I have Used by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      My favorite is "PirateHacker", which I hope scares the shit out of someone.

      Well, it might attract some actual pirate. You don't want to attract people who might cause you to get sued by the **AA.

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    2. Re:Funny Names I have Used by blinking_at · · Score: 1

      "TrojanVirus" is a name I have seen...

    3. Re:Funny Names I have Used by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      Mine is currently "iwillkillyouall" after I kept noticing other machines on my network. I've sinced MAC secured it, but the name still sticks. I think that once I move to my next apartment I'll name it something a little better, though I have no ideas yet.

    4. Re:Funny Names I have Used by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      My favourites are "Error" or "Corrupted Node: Do Not Use".

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    5. Re:Funny Names I have Used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My current name is //UNKNOWN\\ , but I don't leave it open. Got the password taped to the router though since it's such a pain to explain a 15 symbols long password, I just send them to my computer room.

  13. Other issues by Sandbags · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    My problems with my neighbors were not them stealing my WiFi, but in how they set up their routers... One specifically had a wide open router that for some damned reason my Wife's XP notebook would exclusively connect to, even when the signal was weaker than available preferred networks. I did everything I could to make XP either forget or disregard his network, but it would not. Something in XP (even after re-installation), simply insisted on connecting to his SSID over my secure one. This really pissed me off as the wife would establish VPNs to work, then try to print something to our printer only to find out she was not on our network, and would have to redo significant work, or the connection would just drop because his signal was weak.

    Well, needless to say, he was a computer moron. Took the router out of the box, plugged it in, and went. It took about 10 seconds to log onto his device and turn the antenna off, then set a complex admin password. Every couple of days it would be back, so I'd break it again. After a few weeks, i noticed it was a new model, so I repeated the same process on it after XP continued to insist on connecting to it. (and just HER damned notebook, not any of my other 3 XP machines). I talked to him one day while I was mowing the lawn and he complained about the damned thing, and several calls to support, but they couldn't fix it, and apparently at no time ever suggested him to secure it either.

    This went on for a while. He apparently rarely used his wireless (he was rarely home), and actually, i think it wasn't even his notebook, but a friend's he had the wireless for, so when I'd turn off his device, it would be a while till it came on. One Saturday though I turned it off, and it came back on quick. So, I did it again, several times in that day. He went out for a while after about the 4th time, and came back an hour later with a blue BestBuy bag with what looked like another new router. This was going to be fun...

    By the end of Sunday afternoon, I had that poor bastard back to the store not less than 5 times, each time with a different router. I was practically camped by the family room window waiting to see him come and go, and had his unit shut down within minutes each time he got a new one up and running. Eventually, the wife made me go out and talk to him (honestly, even i was getting bored of the routine, and also noted this wasn't seeming to be coming to an end, he wasn't getting the hints), so I wen out and "inquired" as to the repeated trips to BestBuy. He told me his side of the story...

    I said, "Oh, you're probably getting interference from someone else's system in the neighborhood, didn't support tell you that? You should secure your device" Then i offered he pay me $50 to do it for him (BestBuy was charging $149 at that time, and apparently got quite insistent that if he returned anohter device they'd not give him his money back unless they did an onsite install of the next one). he agreed, I secured it, set his SSID to hidden, and didn't have issues again (with him).

    I've had other neighbors who were complete morons too. One apparently went around telling everyone else to hard set their access points to channel 2, since it was statistically the clearest channel. (I have NO idea where he got that one). It didn't phase me, but every one of them had issues... This only caused me issues because all their damned devices were only seeing my router, with all the other interference, and although it was secure, my log files occasionally filled up with people trying and failing to log on. Another convinced all the people in an apartment complex to pay him for Internet access, and set himself up as a mini ISP. Well, besides it being a huge hassle, as 15 people trying to hit his AP at once caused issues for sure, apparently one of them called support and spilled the beans. My, not being a dumb ass, maintained my own connection on a secure router, however, i had a HELL of a time proving to TWC that I was not the one sharing my conn

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    1. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're an asshole. Whatever happened to Love Thy Neighbor?

      If I found out you were doing that to me, I'd beat your nerdy ass till it was blue.

      Retard. People like you are the reason no one likes their neighbors.

    2. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, in summary: "I am not technically saavy enough to solve the problem so I jerk my neighbors around for fun."

    3. Re:Other issues by pak9rabid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I mean, how hard would it really be if every router shipped with a unique SSID and a default random password?

      Not very..AT&T has been managing this with their CPEs for at least 4 years. They simply use the serial # printed on the CPE as the default password. Unique and not likely to be guessed.

    4. Re:Other issues by lowrydr310 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I mean, how hard would it really be if every router shipped with a unique SSID and a default random password?

      The routers that verizon hands out with their FiOS service do exactly this. They have a unique 6 character hexadecimal string as the SSID, and each has a unique WEP password that's printed on the bottom of the router on a sticker.

      Now I know this isn't perfect (WEP security limitations aside), but it's sure as hell better than every single customer in my apartment complex having "Linksys" or "Netgear" access points with no encryption and default passwords.

      I quickly ran into a limitation on the size of the NAT with this freebie router so I run my own router as the primary, and simply use the Verizon device as a bridge/media converter so my set top box can obtain guide info and IPTV (on-demand video) since it only has a coax interface.

    5. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, needless to say, he was a computer moron.

      Well, you're the moron who can't get windows XP to connect to your own wireless network.

      Pot, kettle.

    6. Re:Other issues by RMH101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is acting like a dick. It's not his fault you can't configure your wife's laptop, and it's not his fault that he didn't know how to lock down his router.
      What did your little episode teach him? To come ask the asshole next door (who hacks his system on the sly to annoy him) next time his computer has a problem? Why not just ask him to do it nicely, or offer in the first place? Oh yeah, because you wanted to harass him and make money out of him. Nice.
      Hope your plumber/mechanic/etc neighbours pull the same trick on you sometime.

    7. Re:Other issues by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      I mean, how hard would it really be if every router shipped with a unique SSID and a default random password? And that creating a "guest" open network was limited only to the most expensive and corporate models that had multiple SSID and radio support (secure or nothing configuration)? If everyone's routers were secure, then the only people "stealing" broadband would be people you LET steal it...

      2Wire does this with their DSL Modem+Routers..... the problem is the default security they have it set to is.... WEP.... sigh.

    8. Re:Other issues by sandawgscorch · · Score: 1

      hahahaha! haven't laughed so hard in a looong time! great story!lol

    9. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In one sense you seem smart, so why don't you see and resolve what was really a problem with your wife's laptop? Instead you become part of an on-going problem, casuing many people hassle. Shame on you!

      Why could you not set it up, or speak to the business IT department and get help?

      If you're that worried about security, why don't you take the time to understand what is actually happening on your wife's laptop. Do you know how the VPN authentication is achieved?

      http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/cc759686(WS.10).aspx

      Anyway, I can't believe you blame your neighbour? Amazing the way some people hide from the real truth!

    10. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of asshole takes his own ineptitude out on his neighbor? You have problems making your own computer behave like it should and you "fix" it by making your neighbor pay you to change his configuration? Just connect to his SSID once (or create a network entry manually), then remove the "connect automatically" option in the properties of that network. Your neighbor may be ignorant, but you are ignorant and malicious.

    11. Re:Other issues by pebs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Holy crap, why didn't you just talk to your neighbor to begin with? Talk about passive aggressive. The real moron here is the one who couldn't get the laptop to ignore a wifi network.

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    12. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in summary, you were being an asshole for your own kicks, when you clearly could have solved his problem and garnered goodwill. Instead you chose to dick with him repeatedly for days/weeks on end. He may be a "computer moron" but you're just a cruel jackass. As others have said, I too find it ironic that you call your neighbor a 'computer moron' and you couldn't prevent your wife's laptop from connecting to his network.

    13. Re:Other issues by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I don't like my neighbours because they leave passive-aggressive notes as their SSID.

      I AM NOT A HOSEPUNCHER! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

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    14. Re:Other issues by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that you can't maintain control over your own computers and your neighbor is the dumbass?

      If you really really couldn't convince your wife's laptop not to connect to random aps you need to get it fixed, replace it, or use an OS without such serious bugs.

    15. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you've gotten over how "awesome" you are, you can read this article which discusses configuring wireless adapters on Windows XP.

      http://www.microsoft.com/resources/documentation/windows/xp/all/proddocs/en-us/wlan_client_configure.mspx?mfr=true

      Rather than wasting time (yours, the neighbors, Best Buy's, tech support....) you can disable automatically connecting to non-preferred networks to fix your wife's security problem and annoyance. And then by telling your neighbor what's up, you reduce the attack surface in your neighborhood...

    16. Re:Other issues by operagost · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Your post is missing the part where you first told your neighbor about the problem and offered to fix his router for free-- you know, because it would have benefited both parties. I guess all the aggravation and wasted time and gas was worth $50, right? My mother-in-law had a similar problem (someone moved in who had a router with the same SSID on the same channel) so I changed the SSID, channel, and turned on WPA2 (which I had been looking for an excuse to do for some time).

      I've never had the problem you describe with XP. I set the rogue SSID to manual connect, and it never bothers me.

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    17. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did everything I could to make XP either forget or disregard his network, but it would not. Something in XP (even after re-installation), simply insisted on connecting to his SSID over my secure one.

      I've had other neighbors who were complete morons too.

      Okay.

    18. Re:Other issues by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>You're an asshole. Whatever happened to Love Thy Neighbor?

      I don't think it applies when your upstairs-apartment neighbors stomp around over your head all the time.

      That's why my friend has a AP called "WalkMoreSoftly"

    19. Re:Other issues by Sandbags · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yea, it would thanks, but her wireless adapter (built in, nothing i can do about it) and it's driver set, apparently chose the first system it could conenct to, regardless of XPs settings. As i stated, no issues with other machines. i even had a Microsoft support case opened for it and they blamed it on the hardware.

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    20. Re:Other issues by snspdaarf · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't like my neighbours because they leave passive-aggressive notes as their SSID. I AM NOT A HOSEPUNCHER! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

      That's the guy that take normal garden hose and makes sprinkler hose out of it by punching tiny little holes from one end to the other. The previous job description, "leak maker", has been deprecated.

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    21. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      youre a real asshole. what do you do that you have so much time to harass and your neighbor? have you thought about taking up a constructive hobby?would it have been so hard to let him know what was going on and help him secure it, passing on your knowledge/being halfway decent instead of wasting his time and money? i feel sorry for your wife, she must have really low self esteem to put up with someone as petty as you. this whole story is probably made up anyway.

    22. Re:Other issues by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Unless there's a relationship between the serial number and MAC address, a phenomena that's bitten other manufacturers in the arse in the past.

    23. Re:Other issues by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      "serial" and "not likely to be guessed" really don't go anywhere in the same sentence.

    24. Re:Other issues by Sandbags · · Score: 0

      We did eventually replace it, about a year later when i could afford to replace the machine (a rather high end machine for a gateway, closest specs i could find to replace it cost me over $1800). Some dumb ass gateway driver, default windows drivers could not operate the card at all. Nothing in XP could prevent the connection. Notebook would not take Vista. Seriously, i tried for weeks before I resorted to other measures, including opening a support call with Microsoft and multiple with gateway. I'd also changed my own SSIDs and network settings numerous times thinking that might work. It was a driver issue, and gateway no longer supported it. The PCMCIA port was in use by another device, so an alternate adapter was not an option.

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    25. Re:Other issues by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They were both morons. The neighbor just lacked knowledge, while the poster lacked knowledge, research skills (I'm sure the answer is in knowledge base), and apparently is a sociopath.

      I even if solving the problem at the neighbor's router was the best solution, wouldn't it have been more neighborly to just ask him to set the SSID to hidden, and maybe tell him how to secure his router? What's with the BOFH abuse and then charging his neighbor for the privilege. They had a mutual interest in tweaking the router, so they should have been able to come to an agreement which didn't involve money changing hands: turning off SSID makes the router less useful to its owner.

      Your neighbors are your neighbors. You're supposed to talk to them, loan and borrow tools and knowledge (within reason. obviously you wouldn't do a free surgical consult). Setting a password is a "do it while chatting over coffee" activity. You wouldn't bill your neighbor for helping nail down plywood shutters before a hurricane and you shouldn't bill you neighbor for helping him type 8-14 letters in a text box and clicking enter.

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    26. Re:Other issues by Sandbags · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yea, actually tried going through the HOA first. Talking to the guy directly was something we'd done before with no success on other issues. He was a real asshole to start with. Kinda felt good doing that.

      i also lacked mentioning (since I didn't think anyone cared), that I was primary network support for about 10 houses in the neighborhood, and help a lot of folks with their gear for little or no charge, after they met me at a garrage sale and saw all my used gear and inquired as to my job. If he was open to that kind of chat, we would have. he proved ignorant and aggressive to start with... Might have shed some context on that.

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    27. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, there's a way to disable other configuration tool and use the Windows Zero Config Wireless Utility. Of course, that assumes you were able to get XP SP2 on your machine..

      It's built into the OS.

      Kettle, meet pot.

      If you'd like I'd be more than happy to show you how to do it. My rate is $80/hr, minimum 40 hours.

    28. Re:Other issues by Sandbags · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      great, Verizon, AT&T. it's a start... you'd think now that Cisco owned Linksys it might have improved, but no.

      i can understand to an extent, people treat complex network systems and security as a $30 commodity component businesses. A single support call kills the profit from 10 units sold. If it wasn't a "plug in, turn on" install, they'd be unprofitable.

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    29. Re:Other issues by Sandbags · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This was proprietary, non-standard hardware. XP could not control it, believe me I tried!. Shit, first thing I tried to do when we got the machine was remove all of Gateway's crap... The WiFi card, NIC card, and the ATI drivers were exclusive to gateway, and could not be otherwise replaced (everything else was). I dealt with gateway and Microsoft on it...

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    30. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. I bet your wife has no idea what a complete and utter wankstain of a human being you are.

      And from the tone of your post it seems you actually expect some people to admire your actions. Sad. Very, very, sad.

    31. Re:Other issues by imakemusic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you had access to the router why didn't you just but a ban on your wife's laptop to prevent it from being able to join?

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    32. Re:Other issues by gknoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yea, actually tried going through the HOA first. Talking to the guy directly was something we'd done before with no success on other issues. He was a real asshole to start with. Kinda felt good doing that.

      Someone else being a jerk first does not make your actions less rude.

    33. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then get different hardware.

    34. Re:Other issues by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      So what you're saying is that you can't maintain control over your own computers

      Well in fairness: he did manage to maintain control over his computers. He shut down his neighbors network to do it (which is not very nice) but he ultimately he got the result he desired.

    35. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try wifi dongle asshole.

    36. Re:Other issues by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      You can get one of the WRT versions running on the verizon router now - don't remember if it is OpenWRT, DD-WRT, Tomato or another one. In any case, the router hardware is great - lots of cpu horsepower. Just s really stupid NAT table size...

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    37. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an asshole. Whatever happened to Love Thy Neighbor?

      If I found out you were doing that to me, I'd beat your nerdy ass till it was blue.

      Oh, the irony. Do you not see the hypocrisy in your commentary? You advocate loving your neighbor, but turn around and state that you would not do such a thing.

      Before pointing fingers, you should focus on your own shortcomings first.

    38. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the dumb-ass who can't configure XP to a particular router. Don't blame your neighbor for your idiocy.

    39. Re:Other issues by LanMan04 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So because you can't operate YOUR computer properly (XP connecting to this guy's router), you decide to fuck up his internet?

      Asshole.

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    40. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stomping around upstairs? Can't you just ask your Mom to be quieter?

    41. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, of course, USB WiFi adapters are so terribly difficult to obtain. You sound completely incompetent in your story. I'd lean towards the "you made it all up" bit except I've dealt with assholes like you before.

    42. Re:Other issues by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's all fun and games until you (a) take your notebook outside the house or (b) have a neighbour who figures out how to set the admin password.

    43. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They set it to WEP with a 10 digit numerical key starting with a non-zero digit because the telco that is installing them specified that as the default. Others like Bell Canada require the default setting on their 2Wire hardware to be WPA with a long random hexadecimal key.

    44. Re:Other issues by retro128 · · Score: 1

      Hang on a second. All wireless clients I've see do not automatically connect to an SSID unless its already set up in the wireless profile. The only way I could see the scenario you describe possibly happening is if you and your neighbor had matching SSIDs. Did it occur to you to change yours?

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    45. Re:Other issues by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to Love Thy Neighbor?

      Tried, restraining order put a stop to it though...

    46. Re:Other issues by Sandbags · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      nbot easy to replace a near $2K notebook, but I eventually did, less than a year after the initial discovery of it's faults. Not the kind of thing you run out a pick up at Walmart on the spare change lying around...

      All the asshole had to do was either take the HOA's advice and secure it, like we had printed in the newsletter, or decide to give me the time of day instead of the finger (we had battles already over his yard upkeep and his parking on the street).

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    47. Re:Other issues by Sandbags · · Score: 1, Informative

      I honestly thought it would only be once or twice before he'd ask someone for help. And eventually we did help him, once he was pissed off enough to start a conversation. Some people are just too stubborn for their own good, and in the end he learned a valuable lesson, and it still cost him less than BestBuy installing it for him.

      Maybe after replacing/exchanging 5-6 routers, he should have simply read the manual, since if he actually did that, he would have secured it...

      At least it was only an annoyance. We cost him no damage, less money that BestBuy would have charged for in-home support, and though we could have screwed with his computer as well, that would have actualyl violated laws...

      Not my finest hour, but some people only learn through trial by fire, and this guy was one of those.

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    48. Re:Other issues by Sandbags · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not on USB 1.0. This was quite some time ago... (ya know, before remote admin over wifi became default disabled, today i could never do this without hard wiring in).

      A lot of people have also pointed out this "asshole" thing. Not exactly my most shining hour, but we really did pursue other friendly arenas first...

      i could have simply called TWC and informed them he was providing open wifi and they'd have cut off his service... I figured relatively harmless tinkering would get the point across (I didn't think it would take nearly that long, but he was a stubborn ass).

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    49. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because obviously you couldn't have found the hardware manufacturer and then found new or replacement drivers on the web *ANYWHERE*. Obviously you couldn't just remove the Gateway software so XP could take over (note - that isn't removing the drivers, it's removing the software, you SHOULD know the difference)... Or how about just getting a USB Wireless adapter? Instead you CHOSE to be a useless prick. Doesn't matter if the neighbor was, in the past, an asshole. You were just perpetuating the issue. Imagine how things *might* have improved for you with the guy had you been open and upfront about the whole thing to begin with.

    50. Re:Other issues by johncadengo · · Score: 1

      Kind of sad. Your story has holes all over the place.

      If you had access to his router, you should've been able to easily solve the problem. Rather, you chose to be a jerk. I love how you play the victim, as if you were helpless and powerless to do anything but what you did.

      To sum up what other posters have suggested, and points you have not refuted all throughout this thread:
      1) You claim your wife's wireless insisted on connecting to his router. But you did not for one moment consider that since you had access to his router you could've easily went into the settings and blocked your wife's MAC address. Again, according to your claims, this guy was an idiot. He would not have noticed at all.
      2) You claim you could not fix your wife's laptop because replacing it would cost $2,000. Buy a USB wifi dongle, disable proprietary wifi. $20.
      3) If he had changed the router, then why was your wife's computer still insisting on connecting to it, rather than your own router? PEBKAC.

      Plank eyes are not very good for seeing.

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    51. Re:Other issues by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      USB 1.0, back in 2003. Just wasn't a viable option. I'm not that dumb. If I didn't require a PCMCIA connector for other reasons, I'd have used that. Wired also was not an option due to a slab foundation and vaulted ceiling in the home. I really did try to avoid this, but when no other options were available, I tried to simply turn down his antenna gain so I'd not pick it up but it would not effect his signal inside the home. His router (and most of the ones he replaced it with) didn't support that.

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    52. Re:Other issues by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Your neighbors are your neighbors. You're supposed to talk to them, loan and borrow tools and knowledge (within reason. obviously you wouldn't do a free surgical consult).

      My wife's a doctor and has done all sorts of free medical stuff for neighbors. When we had 104 bags of leaves to haul out of our yard one fall (yeah, we have a lot of trees), our next door neighbor showed up with a dumptruck and took them to his burn pit. Think the wife charged him when he needed to have an ingrown toenail removed?

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    53. Re:Other issues by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      "serial" and "not likely to be guessed" really don't go anywhere in the same sentence.

      If you can come up with an accurate hashing algorithm that maps an SSID to a CPE's serial number, I'd like to see it.

    54. Re:Other issues by religious+freak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You had all kinds of opportunities to do this right, but instead you consistently choose to be a passive aggressive dick to a guy who didn't even have any idea he was doing something which was not completely perfect. Nice job.

      Not only that, but you didn't even have to actively help him, you could've just properly configured your wife's XP computer. Good luck in life dude, I'm guessing it sucks for you... perhaps for good reason.

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    55. Re:Other issues by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You mean “love” as in “saying yes and amen to someone trying to freeride on your wifi in a very non-loving way”?

      Yeah. Next you tell me “love thy burglar”. ;)

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    56. Re:Other issues by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Well, even better. I was just qualifying the idea that you should help your neighbors out as applying mostly in the case where the cost to you is low. If you want to do more than that it's up to you, but I wouldn't call someone a dick for charging their neighbor for an appendectomy for instance.

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    57. Re:Other issues by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agreed completely with your message that decent people lend skills and abilities to their neighbors. My point was just that there doesn't really seem to be a cap on the value of those exchanges. That ingrown toenail would've cost quite a bit, and I'd hate to think what I'd have to pay to get someone to haul off all that waste and dispose of it.

      Applying this to the OP, who seemed to think he was so much smarter than his "drunk frat boy" neighbors: the neighborly (and smart) response would've been to offer his skills to help them. I'll bet he could've gotten more than $50 worth of assistance from them the next time he had some heavy furniture to move.

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    58. Re:Other issues by citylivin · · Score: 1

      wtf are you talking about? you simply make your network a preferred network in windows XP.

      Any idiot can do that. face it, the AC parent of your comment just fucking owned you. you ALWAYS have the option of using the wireless config which is built into windows.

      For the record, I have flashed other peoples firmwares on their wireless routers, and changed their channels to get rid of interference, but you are just being a straight A dick. And not a very intelligent one at that because you cant even get XP to use a particular network.

      pathetic!

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    59. Re:Other issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and it's driver set"

      He doesn't know how to use apostrophes, either.

    60. Re:Other issues by alexo · · Score: 1

      If I found out you were doing that to me, I'd beat your nerdy ass till it was blue.

      You're an asshole. Whatever happened to Love Thy Neighbor?

  14. Sounds like a job for a VAP by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    Finally, a fun use for my wifi card's VAP functionality =D.

  15. My SSID is BALLNASTY by L3370 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's questionably vulgar. And I know all my neighbors are seeing this.

    The best thing about the name was when my girlfriends mother stayed over for vacation. She brought her laptop and asked for the name of our WiFi network. My girlfriend said it to her in a mumbling embarrassed tone.

  16. Other SSID by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    "And that creating a "guest" open network was limited only to the most expensive and corporate models that had multiple SSID and radio support (secure or nothing configuration)? "

    Multiple SSID

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  17. Spaces are allowed in SSIDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    SSIDs are up to 32 characters long and may contain any 8-bit character you want. There is no need to CamelCase or justconcatenateitall. If you're going to be passive-aggressive instead of (or in addition to) simply securing your access point, at least make your message readable. IMHO, anyone offering OR using unsecured wireless LANs without proper encryption on top gets what they deserve.

  18. fbi.gov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My neighbor's is named:

    fbi.gov

  19. Easy ways to put people off by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

    On of the APs local to me is called "IWillSniffYourPackets" or some such (I'm not at home right now to check). For the time that my SSID was not hidden (for some reason the old man's laptop refused to connect to the AP if the name wasn't visible, a problem that went away when the AP died and was replaced) I used "ReceptionError" figuring people would bypass a secured AP with a name that implied it wouldn't work in favour of the unsecured one called "Netgear" that was in the vicinity.

    1. Re:Easy ways to put people off by PPH · · Score: 1

      On the topic of bypassing secured networks, a friend gave me an old Linksys AP a while back. So I reset it it factory default (named Linksys) and plugged it into power (but no network). I wonder how many people bypass my secured network and go for the default "Linksys" deadend.

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    2. Re:Easy ways to put people off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the topic of bypassing secured networks, a friend gave me an old Linksys AP a while back. So I reset it it factory default (named Linksys) and plugged it into power (but no network). I wonder how many people bypass my secured network and go for the default "Linksys" deadend.

      A couple years ago I moved into an apartment complex, which happened to have a good number of gamers living there. I setup an old router (unconnected to internet) so we could do LAN gaming easily. Problem was, all the old people's computers kept jumping onto it. For a little while we had some fun with open shared resources (amazing how many people run LAN services for no reason), in one case a lady had her desktop folder shared & great fun was had by all, we took turns changing her desktop background (use your imagination as to what kind of images...). Eventually I just hooked up an old laptop, trapped all web requests and served up a page that said "Hey, the reason why you're seeing this message is because you're using my wireless access which isn't hooked up to the internet. Here's how to use your own internet instead" and had some screen shots showing how to select wireless networks.

      I was actually contemplating hooking up the laptop & running a transparent proxy or some other fun thing, but changed my mind when the cops busted some pedophile a few floors up. I decided that no matter how tempting it would have been to fuck with that guy, the last thing I need is the FBI kicking MY door in at 3am because my connection was used for some sick shit.

  20. better yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ifYouPasswordProtectYourNetworkIllStopUsingYourInternet

  21. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by mark-t · · Score: 1, Insightful

    By that reasoning, if you leave your front door open, and somebody actually wanders in and takes something, they cannot be charged with theft.

    Nope. Not the way it works.

    Similarly, using another person's computer resources without explicit permission to do so, even if those resources appear to be freely available, is still illegal.

    Whether or not a person who leaves his computer open in such a way may appear to deserve to be inviting such activity is as irrelevant as the the fact that they make consumer vehicles that go over a hundred miles an hour could be perceived as inviting people to exceed the speed limit.

  22. Did anyone notice.... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    some of these screenshotes were made while beeing connected to the not open "passive-agressive" networks...

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  23. Convo with SSID by zcold · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is funny only because I once had a conversation with someone using SSID. It was back and forth quips everyday about how my house is better than theirs and so on and so forth.. I realized how incredibly interesting it was to have a "conversation" with SSIDs and how incredibly geeky it was..

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    1. Re:Convo with SSID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relevant bash.org quote: http://bash.org/?814243

  24. Seriously? by d34dluk3 · · Score: 1

    there is now a better solution than suffering in silence

    This is the better solution!? Who the hell that's on /. doesn't know how to name their hotspot!?

  25. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by flerchin · · Score: 1

    By that reasoning, if you leave your front door open, and somebody actually wanders in and takes something, they cannot be charged with theft.

    Do you see the part of your post that concerns theft?

    Using an unsecured wifi is more like depositing mail in their unlocked mailbox to be picked up by the postman. (Not stealing their mail)

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  26. In my vicinity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    ...there's an AP called "banislam". I find it agreeable. I also love censorship. Don't you, /.?

  27. A dupe, and not even a good one by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    We've seen this before, ways to push people away from your WiFi without actually securing it. But previously we had creative things to do with the users, like reversing their pages or directing everything to pictures of kittens. This isn't anywhere nearly as inspired.

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  28. I HATE your fucking yappy-ass dogs! by EXrider · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My primary SSID is WPA2 encrypted, but I have an open one called I HATE your fucking yappy-ass dogs! that redirects all requests to daisy.com; as a shoutout to all my dumbfuck neighbors that buy multiple dogs and leave them outside yapping for hours at a time. Thanks DD-WRT!

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  29. Oblig. bash.org quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Mootar) morons.
    (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
    (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
    (Mootar) unfortunately, the connection works both ways
    (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

  30. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might want to familiarize yourself with something before you run around posting how it works when you clearly do not know what you're talking about. Your analogy is clueless.

  31. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using an unsecured wifi is more like depositing mail in their unlocked mailbox to be picked up by the postman. (Not stealing their mail)

    No, it's really not. Most ISPs in the US and Canada have bandwidth caps, so you're pushing the person closer to their cap without them even knowing about it, so you could push them in to receiving additional charges and costs incurred. It'd be like running an extension cord out their window and using their electricity to power your laptop. They're charged for what you're using.

    Then there's the whole "their IP would be the one connected to any dirty shit you get up to," but I suspect that's half the reason people use unsecured wifi points anyway.

  32. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1

    That depends entirely on your definition of "permission". I would say an open AP is more like an "open house" sign on the front lawn, not just an open door.

  33. Wacky college students in our condo complex by Abies+Bracteata · · Score: 1

    Their wireless hot-spot celebrates "Toby's" partying habits with this SSID: "Toby has a drinking problem"

  34. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by mcvos · · Score: 1

    Similarly, using another person's computer resources without explicit permission to do so, even if those resources appear to be freely available, is still illegal.

    However, when they advertise the SSID of their open wifi, and respond to your request by giving you an IP and handling your traffic, it's a completely different matter.

    They offer to handle your traffic, and when actually requested to do so, they comply. They don't have to do any of that if they don't want to. It's easy to lock wifi. It's easy not to advertise your SSID. It's a bit harder but still quite doable to not give them an IP, or give them an IP and then fuck with their traffic.

  35. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by orasio · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But you neglect the fact that there is a protocol.
    By publishing the ESSID, you invite other to connect to your network.
    There is no need to publish an ESSID, and you could always lock the network.

    If you leave the door open, and put a sign outside that says "come in", people might come to your house. For example, that's how retail works, and that's why we don't put "come in" signs at our front doors.

  36. the goatsenet by vekrander · · Score: 1

    If I'm feeling like a real jerk, I'll name my SSID to goatsenet and forward google.com to goatse, msn to lemonparty and so on. If enough people do this, in the future, simply naming your network goatsenet will be deterrent enough.

  37. why rename and not secure? by rkchang · · Score: 1

    I would expect that the most obvious Wi-Fi networks to hop onto are those named "linksys," "netgear," "d-link," etc. If someone knows enough to rename their Wi-Fi network, then theoretically, they should also know how to set up even just a little bit of security. Seriously, even though WEP, WPA, etc. are not perfect, it's a lot better than no security at all.

  38. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by jmizrahi · · Score: 1

    While in general I agree with you, I don't think it's quite that crystal clear. Let's suppose that the person with the internet subscription and his neighbor are both technologically clueless. Person A buys a device which, by default, allows anyone within range internet access (a wireless router). Person B buys a device which, by default, connects to the closest available network (a Windows computer). Both these devices are fully legal. Can you really say that Person B is stealing when he turns on his computer and discovers he has internet access? Maybe he doesn't even realize that you have to pay for such things. He could be a complete moron. The point is, all he did was turn on his computer and use its native features. The other reason the theft analogy breaks down is that in most cases, the person with the internet subscription does not suffer any losses from the freeloader, unless he's downloading tons of data. Except for that case, it's more akin to somebody using your driveway when you're out of town. Is that really stealing? Trespassing seems a more appropriate analogy.

  39. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    Similarly, using another person's computer resources without explicit permission to do so, even if those resources appear to be freely available, is still illegal.

    By your reasoning, if you leave your radio on so loud that the neighbours can listen to your music without having to pay for a radio themselves, then that means they're stealing.

    Something tell me that's not how it works either.

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  40. why not make some cache? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be better to redirect them through some sort of rotating proxy list each with a URL to one of your ads?

  41. there is one in my area by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

    One where I live is called "NotYourNetwork". Not quite as good as these, but it always amused me.

  42. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by oji-sama · · Score: 1

    By that reasoning, if you leave your front door open, and somebody actually wanders in and takes something, they cannot be charged with theft.

    Nope. Not the way it works.

    Similarly, using another person's computer resources without explicit permission to do so, even if those resources appear to be freely available, is still illegal.

    Whether or not a person who leaves his computer open in such a way may appear to deserve to be inviting such activity is as irrelevant as the the fact that they make consumer vehicles that go over a hundred miles an hour could be perceived as inviting people to exceed the speed limit.

    But considering that unsecured Wi-Fi stations basically send out invitations to nearby electronics, I don't think it only appears to invite activity.

    If you invite some passerby to your home and he utilises your couch and watches your tv, it's not illegal, unless you say that the person must not do it

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  43. I came up with the best name by wbav · · Score: 3, Funny
    When people connect to my wireless network with a Microsoft machine, they see:

    "Windows is now connecting to the 'Psychic Friends' network."

    Makes me smile, every time.

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  44. Flamebait? Really? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    As an aside, while I think your post is a little ridiculous :), flamebait it most certainly is not...

  45. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by Myopic · · Score: 1

    No, it's not illegal, nor should it be.

  46. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, you might be right IF it was not possible to accidentally do this. For about a year, my next door neighbor and I were stealing from each other. My wife had blocked our wifi ap in the laptop setup somehow (she doesn't know) and was leaching off the neighbor. When her laptop stopped working, I investigated. Found that it was not set to log to our own AP, and further found that a secondary AP of ours was in a default state, that is enabled and unsecure. Guess who was logged into it? The same neighbor who's AP her laptop had been using till he secured it. My best guess is that it had been that way for months. No party involved walked through any door, nor did we actively initiate picking up anything. There was no intent to steal, share, or otherwise deprive anyone of anything, but it happened just the same. In this case, no harm no foul. Yes, I look at the configs now and then. A recent storm reset the vonage router and it defaulted to enabled and secure but that caused interference with the AP I use so it was not left for anyone to try using it. Yes, I have UPS, so don't need obvious suggestions. The point is most equipment is set to log in anywhere it can and will happily do so without reporting where that is. Calling it theft is like accusing passersby of using images of your house without permission because they have stored a memory of their journey in their head.

  47. Not passive-aggressive by michaelmalak · · Score: 3, Informative
    Sending messages over SSIDs is not passive-aggressive, it's avoidant. It could be considered passive-aggressive in a contrived example, such as if a neighbor makes lewd comments to your wife, your wife demands that you talk to the neighbor about it, but instead you decide to communicate over SSID. In that case, you have a responsibility set up by an authority of sorts, and you have ducked that responsibility by fulfilling its terms perhaps by letter and certainly not in spirit.

    "Passive-aggressive" is a catch-phrase that has been broadened in pop psychology, in part because the Internet has permitted so many more avoidant behaviors and people need a name for it and use the one that has enjoyed more use in the popular (primarily entertainment) media.

    1. Re:Not passive-aggressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh shut up you pedantic, humorless idiot.

  48. Relevant Link: by 2obvious4u · · Score: 3, Interesting
  49. Yes, you definitely have other 'issues' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you waste your blameless neighbour's time & gas and risk giving him a coronary because *your* computer was sold broken? You should run for president, asshole.

    1. Re:Yes, you definitely have other 'issues' by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      We did try other methods. messing with his router was about a last resort. He was offered help through the HOA securing it otherwise, and I tried to approach him and he flipped me off. (we had battles over his yard maintenance and parking on the street issues previously with the HOA and him, which he blamed on me, when in reality the complaints came from the Mexicans next door to him).

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  50. Somebody's got a sense of humor.... by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

    I found a funny one while sitting at a Starbucks.. DEATH STAR PEW PEW.. Was planning to use my free two hours on the att node, but what the heck? Wide open, and no two hour limit... Of course, I always have my OpenVPN connection to my home network up and use the squid proxy there to keep me protected...

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  51. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by NervousWreck · · Score: 1

    What about hogging bandwidth? I know someone who downloaded a Kubuntu install dvd using his neighbor's wifi. While I agree with you in general it's a fine line.

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  52. Illegal names? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the situation where people create a Wi-Fi network name which is offensive or racially abusive? Do they run the risk of falling foul of the law/if I spot one, is there anyway to report them?

    1. Re:Illegal names? by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      I realize this could vary depending on where you live, but at least in most places, it's not illegal to have an offensive SSID. In fact, having an offensive SSID is kind of the point of TFA.

      Racially abusive? WTF is that? Racially offensive would make sense. Again, at least in most places it's not illegal (and shouldn't be anywhere, IMO) to have a racially offensive SSID. Of course, it's not smart, either. I don't recommend SSIDs that might get you beaten up. Plus, if you're going to set out to offend someone, you should offend based on behavior. A person's race is not good or bad, it just is. Behavior is good or bad.

      Of course, at the rate the US is going, I expect "asshole" to become a protected class any day now, with people able to claim discrimination if won't have anything to do with them because they're assholes.

  53. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by dwater · · Score: 1

    but aren't these people with open wifi actually advertising the fact, inviting you to use it, and telling you how to do it too?

    I mean, that's what *I* do with my wifi. How else can I do it without people thinking that they can't without breaking the law?

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  54. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by aurispector · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Stupid should hurt. If you don't care that your neighbor is downloading kiddy porn using your network you've earned the consequences.

    It's fun renaming people's hotspots when they leave them open and defaulted. I renamed my libtard neighbor's wifi "FOBAMA".

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  55. SSIDs in my building... by moxley · · Score: 1

    SSIDs in my building:

    "Grizzlymuff"
    "linksys"
    "hey 2b I wanna jizz on yr face"
    "NDBinternet" ....and yes, the girl in 2b is incredibly hot, I'm sure that's why someone chose to send the entire building (and surrounding bldg's) that incredibly classy message.

    I think this is really funny - because what could anybody do about it?

    I wonder if there is anything someone could put in their SSID that would actually cause people to call the police? I mean, obvious things like endorsing blowing up federal bldgs or child abuse might, but then how would they find it? - I mean, obviously it could be done, but would they really do it, just over an SSID - and would they actually try to charge someone?

  56. My favorite SSID by blakelarson · · Score: 1

    LimitedConnectivity Scares most away...

  57. I do this already by Itninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    The SSID of my unsecured 'guest' hotspot (for friends' cell phone and such) has be called 'keystroke_logger_enabled" for years.

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  58. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by blackest_k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Trouble with your analogy is that wifi routers default to being relatively secure these days. you would be hard pressed to buy a router within the last few years that wasnt secure by default.

    If the owner has made his router open its practically certain that it was intentional.

  59. SSID="AnonymousCoward" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's only fitting that my SSID is "AnonymousCoward"

  60. thanks for the laugh by kujokane · · Score: 1

    Dear neighbor, Thanks for leaving your network unsecured for so many years. I've enjoyed not paying for internet for some time now, and even though you created an ssid that is very funny, I'm still going to use it.....

  61. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

    How many people own routers from the last few years vs. older routers.

    How many people receive their routers from their ISP and never touch the configuration.

  62. Lots of wireless. Less friendly to a nomad. Lame. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (...sorry, CmdrTaco...)

  63. Mine's... by Nexzus · · Score: 1

    Mine's 7JerksAndASquirt, and it's open. It's paid for by my government job, so I figured it's a good way to give back to the little people. If you're ever in the V5R6E6 postal code of Vancouver, Canada, and you need some network connectivity, be my guest.
    Linksys N Router on Shaw's 25Mbps connection.

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    1. Re:Mine's... by WiiVault · · Score: 1

      For those of us visiting/reporting on the Olympics good fast internet is hard to find. Just don't call the cops when you see a very cold neckbeard in your driveway!

  64. security by obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wireless network isn't secured at all, I just have my router setup not to broadcast an SSID and that keeps them out.

  65. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by chronosan · · Score: 1

    Not as funny as you might think, it could also mean Fo' Obama (For Obama) to some people.

  66. ideal solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just name it "Turn Wireless Off". Nobody will ever log on.

  67. CALEA doesn't let you tell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CALEA says that whomever owns the last leg, such as a hot spot, is responsible for being able to sniff packets at the feds request. If you can't it's a 10,000 a day fine until you can. You also can't turn off the hot spot because that's not following the big brother order. This doesn't fall back on the network provider, it's whomever runs that hot spot.

    You also won't hear about this happening. You can't talk about any CALEA requests, that's also against the law.

    1. Re:CALEA doesn't let you tell by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, that's bullshit. Try actually reading the act, rather than just reading scare stories on Slashdot or third-hand accounts:

      (8) The term ``telecommunications carrier--

                                              (A) means a person or entity engaged in the transmission or switching of wire or electronic communications as a common carrier for hire; and
                                              (B) includes--

                                                              (i) a person or entity engaged in providing commercial mobile service (as defined in section 332(d) of the Communications Act of 1934 (47 U.S.C. 332(d))); or
                                                              (ii) a person or entity engaged in providing wire or electronic communication switching or transmission service to the extent that the Commission finds that such service is a replacement for a substantial portion of the local telephone exchange service and that it is in the public interest to deem such a person or entity to be a telecommunications carrier for purposes of this title; but

                                              (C) does not include--

                                                              (i) persons or entities insofar as they are engaged in providing information services; and
                                                              (ii) any class or category of telecommunications carriers that the Commission exempts by rule after consultation with the Attorney General.

      Given your average open WAP owner isn't providing "commercial mobile service", nor is a "common carrier for hire", and is actually explicitly exempt from the act, it's blatantly obvious that CALEA doesn't apply to them.

  68. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by aurispector · · Score: 1

    That's not how I actually spelled it...

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  69. Email as SSID by clarkie.mg · · Score: 1

    I suggest using an email as SSID and chat all night long with your awake neighbour.
    Great way to make friends ... unless you live surrounded by jerks.

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  70. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by Ipeunipig · · Score: 1

    and further found that a secondary AP of ours was in a default state, that is enabled and unsecure.

    Please hand in your geek card and 6 digit /. ID on your way out the door please. Thank you.

  71. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    There is no need to publish an ESSID, and you could always lock the network.

    Not so. I added an Airport Express to my wireless network served by a Netgear WiFi DSL Router. The Airport Express would not connect to the network unless the router's SSID was being broadcast.

    Further, the router would not allow me to configure the Airport Express' MAC address as an authorized device, rejecting it as invalid, so I'm prevented from locking down to only known authorized MACs.

    For a long time before this, I couldn't even get the Netgear to work with WPA/WPA2 unless I also enabled WEP on the primary interface. I've since discovered I only can't use WPA/WPA2 on the primary but can do it on the secondary and disable the primary (it can serve four SSIDs).

    And now it's refusing to let my wired desktop computer access the Internet, interferes with it trying to communicate to other devices on my LAN, and won't let me update the router's firmware.

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  72. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by grim4593 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, it sounds like you need a new router.

  73. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I also had a lot of problems with Airport Extreme not broadcasting the SSID. In normal situations, I would turn that feature off, but neither Ubuntu 8.10 nor Vista would connect unless the SSID was broadcast and set to a specific channel (I forget which one) when using WPA2. Since it isn't as easy as getting a new router (long story), I just decided to leave it on broadcast. WPA2 should be enough in most home situations anyway.

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  74. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    It's fun renaming people's hotspots when they leave them open and defaulted. I renamed my libtard neighbor's wifi "FOBAMA".

    Maybe he thought he could trust his neighbors. Apparently he was right until you proved him wrong. He's not getting the major negative light here.

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  75. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

    How many people own routers from the last few years vs. older routers.

    How many people receive their routers from their ISP and never touch the configuration.

    A lot. When we switched ISPs (one company was offering a deal for apartments) I was at work when the guy came in. My roommate said he "plugged in some boxes and left". (As per my instructions/orders/threats, my roommate also kept him from touching my stuff. No, I don't need your ISP-branded firewall/wireless assistant/support program/home page on my XP partition, thanks and go to Hell.) So I hooked (wired) to the router and looked. Open wireless.

    Once that was fixed I remembered the deal for apartments. So I fired up my laptop and looked. There was fifteen new open wireless points (and three secured), all named almost the same.

  76. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So have fun committing federal crimes?

    The ends always justifies the means for you "conservatards", don't they?

  77. myhairyass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My network is names "myhairyass" so whenever my friends come over I can tell them to connect to my hairy ass.

    My friend (for the sake of argument let's say he lived in unit 123) named his unsecured wifi "123comesayhi". No one ever did.

  78. Look up the meaning by kriston · · Score: 1

    We should all review the true meaning of passive-aggressiveness. The article in question does not describe this behavior at all. Please read more here:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passive%E2%80%93aggressive_behavior

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  79. Oblig Bash.org: by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    #202477 +(7983)- [X]

    (Mootar) morons.
    (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
    (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
    (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
    (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

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    rediculous.
  80. Yeah. Kinda disappointing. by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I was rather disappointed with the story. I thought this site was supposed to be "News For Nerds", not "News For People Who Just Discovered How to Change The SSID Late Last Year".

    There's just so much stuff you could do when someone is using a network under your control, and not using secure connections for everything (which is likely for most people).

    You could change lots of advert pictures/banners (many years ago, I did that for April Fool's day, no I didn't get fired, hey I saved the company some bandwidth - and back then IIRC the whole company was sharing dial-up internet or something really slow).

    You could insert a link to a javascript program that causes something animated to move about on the screen. Doesn't have to be as flashy as what you see on facebook when you use the konami code.

    Or even embed scary/strange noises, depending on what time/date it is :).

    Instead the story is about changing SSIDs...

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    1. Re:Yeah. Kinda disappointing. by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      Well, this is idle.. it's almost always disappointing. I think everyone has thought of doing this with their SSID.. (at least everyone that's aware it can be changed.. which is probably everyone that reads /.)

  81. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by jbezorg · · Score: 1

    Using an unsecured wifi is more like depositing mail in their unlocked mailbox to be picked up by the postman. (Not stealing their mail)

    Still stupid. Because if the owner of the mailbox takes your mail out, reads it, then throws it away before it gets sent you've got no one else to blame but yourself.

    The person who owns the wifi owns you and you put yourself at the mercy of that person. There is plenty of instructions on how to do just that ( as was previously pointed out with Upside-Down-Ternet ). So, in regards to the stance "If you leave it open and people use it, that's not stealing.", my reply is this: "If you give them your online bank credentials and they clean out your accounts, that's not stealing either."

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  82. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, that IS how it works.

  83. Mine by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Mine was "TeenLesbianOrgy" for awhile. Then I changed it to "Hey Baby, Wanna Fuck?"

    It's something more tame now.

  84. WPA? by Alvare · · Score: 1

    I dunno, I let other people use my Wi-Fi, I just put myself in their place ...
    I think of encryption as 'dirty' and 'homosexual'.
    I can imagine myself going over to my firend's and if when I try to connect, to play some starcraft, it asks me for a password, I think I would straight-murder his family. Honest

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  85. "free viruses here" by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Local guy has that. I thought it was amusing, and not offensive.

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  86. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by orasio · · Score: 1

    Well, of course, YMMV, following the analogy, I'm sure you could buy doors that won't shut, or won't lock.

  87. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by pentalive · · Score: 1

    But then again your neighbors don't get to choose the station either.

  88. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ends always justifies the means for you "conservatards", don't they?

    Of course not - don't be stupid.

    It's not that the ends justify the means, it's that when a conservative does something, they're justified because they're doing it in the name of conservatism. If a librul does the same thing, it's different, and the librul deserves everything they have coming to them!

    Say you're gonna call someone "retarded" - if a librul does it, it's a horrible insult against those with Downs Syndrome. If a conservative talk show host does it, it's satire, which is acceptable! And if a librul TV show uses satire, it's a horrible insult again!

    Or like in Ayn Rand novels - it's not "rape", it's the Conservative Hero taking what is rightfully his!

    Haven't you learned *anything* from Fox News?!?!?!

  89. I've been thinking about leaving mine "open" by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1

    Well, "open" sort of.

    Its easy enough to secure it, using either TKIP or RADIUS authentication and provide access to my kids laptops, netbooks, DSi, phones, etc. but it's becoming a pain.

    I'm really thinking of just setting up a captive portal for them to use with their home network credentials. At least that will take care of their web use.

    But I wonder if I should make it more open for guests that stop by every so often. I don't really want to set up a guest account, with a password that doesn't change, or changes so frequently that it defeats the purpose of a "guest" account. Frankly, I'm not worried so much about the neighbors stealing wifi, but about some objectionable content they might get via my network connection -- think kiddie porn. (Yes, authentication without site blocking doesn't solve that, but I monitor the use by people that have home network credentials (my kids).)

    The idea is that when a friend pops over he should just be able to surf on his phone or make VoIP calls without complicated setup or passwords. If the neighbors get a bit of free bandwidth, as long as they don't hog it, I really wouldn't mind. I'm leaning toward a self-subscribing captive portal with verification by cell phone text message so I can at least get a phone number that I can match to IP logs if necessary on the assumption that so long as I don't store any questionable content, and log access, I should be relatively safe from prosecution (This may be a naive assumption.) My friends all have cell phones, and I don't care if the neighbors don't.

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  90. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is incorrect. Broadcasting an SSID is not an invitation to connect. There are very good technical reasons for broadcasting an SSID, even for a completely private network.

    There is only one good argument why unencrypted networks must be considered free-for-all: There is no other way to declare a network public in a machine readable way.

  91. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by azmodean+1 · · Score: 1

    Using an unsecured wifi is more like depositing mail in their unlocked mailbox to be picked up by the postman. (Not stealing their mail)

    ...so you're pushing the person closer to their cap without them even knowing about it, so you could push them in to receiving additional charges and costs incurred. It'd be like running an extension cord out their window and using their electricity to power your laptop, if power had usage caps instead of per-watt charges, which it doesn't. They're charged for what you're using if you use a completely excessive amount of bandwidth.

    So in other words, it's Quantum theft. In all seriousness though, I understand that if done excessively, using someone's unsecured Wifi could cause them problems, either by making them exceed their bandwidth caps or by negatively impacting their service while you are using it. However you seem to be making an all-or-nothing thing out of this in that since you *could* cause them problems, then the practice is intrinsically wrong. I see no problem with it if your usage is not excessive.

  92. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I renamed my libtard neighbor's wifi "FOBAMA".

    Fitting.

    My last SSID: NEVER TRUST REPUBLICANS

  93. Sweet! by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    I have a 2 tier wep / wpa2 tkip setup that I'd love to do this on the wep side. The wep is actually a "Guest" router for friends and family. The wpa2 side is for my work laptop, the zune, and the netflix box.

    I know some kid has been on my network before, because his dad TOLD ME! But it wasn't secure then (not that wep is) it would be fun to set up something like this, or proxy to a page containing the whole web, three pages of it. The "allowed" web pages could be a rickroll, slashdot, and my website only.

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  94. P2P is not neighbourly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've run an open AP for years at home, so the neighbours and passersby in a pinch can get a net fix. I didn't filter traffic on the theory that I didn't know what people might need to do.

    Recently, new neighbours moved in and decided that their own connection was too slow or something and proceeded to use mine for all their P2P needs (with _all_ their five or so machines). After identifying the likely source (umm... lots of traffic to Chinese sites, new Chinese lanterns on house next door) I went and had a chat. They were very apologetic and offered to help me secure my WiFi. I pointed out that I was plenty knowledgeable in the area and already had a separate, secured wireless network, but if the P2P persisted I'd have to remove the open service. I don't mind if they do some Gmail/Facebook/whatever, but not gigs and gigs of movies.

    No change. Five machines beating on my open AP. Subtle hints with firewall rules just caused the port numbers to change. Outright blocks for a few minutes/hours just caused the traffic to stop until the block was removed. I went and had another chat. Same apologies (they even gave me their AP's PSK!), but no change in traffic pattern.

    Finally I configured the DHCP server to hand out the same (valid) address to all the MAC addresses from next-door, so that they could still use at least one machine at a time, just not all at once. And _all_ the traffic stopped.

  95. ARP Spoofing by dandart · · Score: 1

    I'm sure your neighbours would LOVE to see LOLcats instead of the pictures they actually wanted.

    Of course, a DNS redirect and a harsh notice on your server wouldn't go amiss.

  96. Personal Goal by dbug78 · · Score: 1

    My new personal goal is to get all of my neighbors to change their SSIDs to "we can hear you having sex" or something similar.

  97. better yet by formfeed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Open your wifi a couple days before you go on vacation and set squid to redirect all the "bad" sites to some scary warning page you made up. Then immediately disconnect.

    The warning page will show your neighbour's lan address, but your public IP and your street address, together with some severe warnings.

    Two days later, have some friends drag you out of the house into a dark car. For effect they can also carry out an old computer monitor. When you return two weeks later, look angrily at your neighbor.

  98. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    It takes no effort beyond common courtesy for somebody to note that "hey, that internet connection isn't one I paid for... maybe I should make sure I'm really allowed to use it before I make any assumptions".

    But then, I think it's rude to assume that just because I see something that just looks free for the taking, it must be... at least without any explicit signage to that effect (such as, in the case of wifi, a hotspot named "Free Public WiFi", or something similar).

    It takes a sense of entitlement to assume that just because one can, also means it's acceptable.

  99. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    An AP labelled "Free WiFi" or "Public Internet" is like an open house sign on the front lawn. An unencrypted AP that isn't so labeled is far more likely indicative of somebody who doesn't know how to secure their connection more than an actual open invitation for anybody else to utilize it.

  100. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by oji-sama · · Score: 1

    I can see your view and I appreciate it [*]. However, I think there is one fundamental difference: I think there should be explicit(ish) indication of the hotspot not being free. Both giving a name to the hotspot and securing it is trivial. Even the cheapest WLAN AP's I've seen come with instructions on how to do it. Some (most?) have the instructions also on a separate sheet or on the cover of the manual.

    Then again, I'm not talking about constant use. In that case I think it would be a good idea to find out (if possible) that usage is approved by the owner of the hotspot. If I had an open hotspot, I wouldn't mind people checking their e-mails and such with it without asking me about it.

    [*] without explicit signage of it being free [**]

    [**] actually, quite the opposite, as "Comments are owned by the Poster."

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  101. Feed Me! by Ignatius+D'Lusional · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine who lives in an apartment complex named his network "Bring apartment 6A a sandwich, no mayo". Nobody's delivered one to him yet.

  102. Re:Exactly. Using open wifi is not stealing. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    It doesn't really matter what I call it. It's what the law calls it. At least where I live.

    The Criminal Code of Canada explicitly disallows the use of computer facilities that one is not supposed to (sec 342.1), and whether or not one is "supposed to" is determined by the owner of those facilities, and not by whether or not one has the ability to use them. You might get off if you could show that usage was inadvertent, but you'd better be able to back that claim up.

    That said, if no harm is done, and it is a first offense, there may be no real legal consequences beyond an official warning, and that's if it does get as far as court.