Microsoft Says, Don't Press the F1 Key In XP
Ian Lamont writes "Microsoft has issued a security advisory warning users not to press the F1 key in Windows XP, owing to an unpatched bug in VBScript discovered by Polish researcher Maurycy Prodeus. The security advisory says that the vulnerability relates to the way VBScript interacts with Windows Help files when using Internet Explorer, and could be triggered by a user pressing the F1 key after visiting a malicious Web site using a specially crafted dialog box."
As long as CTRL-ALT-DELETE still works we're golden.
F1rst
This is yet another reason why MS' idea of a tax to deal with malware tax is stupid.
F1!
I need somebody!
F1!
Not just anybody!
F1!
You know I need someone!
F1!
Any XP user still using Internet explorer probably hasn't a clue that F1 does anything at all.
Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
F1 is now FU! (originally from BOL chatroom)
I find the idea that Microsoft is angry at the people who found a problem in Microsoft software not telling Microsoft about it hilarious.
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell"
Aldous Huxley
This won't affect anybody: those users that aren't very computer literate don't even know that help exists and is one key away... the other ones already know that windows help won't lead you anywhere!
"Microsoft is concerned that this new report of a vulnerability was not responsibly disclosed, potentially putting computer users at risk. We continue to encourage responsible disclosure of vulnerabilities. We believe the commonly accepted practice of reporting vulnerabilities directly to a vendor serves everyone's best interests. This practice helps to ensure that customers receive comprehensive, high-quality updates for security vulnerabilities without exposure to malicious attackers while the update is being developed."
Call me a cynic, but I've got to be honest: The net effect may be positive, but I don't believe that Microsoft's idea of 'responsible disclosure' results in high priority investigation and timely patching of MS products.
I tried it and got a Firefox friendly help tab. F1 is the second most annoying key.
What you really don't want to press is that cursed, evil POWER key. You know, when you're trying to find the Page Up ke
Given the quality of the F1-contents these days, especially in MS apps, that's not such a bad advice - google instead.
The security advisory says the problem has to do with the way Internet Explorer interacts with the help system. Does anyone know if Firefox users are vulnerable?
If I can be modded down for being a troll, can I be modded up for being an orc, or a balrog?
This is ucking ridiculous. I'm a ullerene chemist, or uck's sake!
press F1 to continue.
We're sunk! What happens someone finally figures out the space bar hack?
than to tell people not to do it. Call it fatalism.
...you're not losing all that much.
I'll have to stop missing the ESC and ~ key!
Most annoying thing: press F1 in a software like Visual Studio and have to wait 5 minutes for it to refresh online help.
Can I change another key to be the any key? I can never find that darn thing.
AutoHotkey has its own free editor with syntax highlighting.
.EXE files.
I just checked. My AutoHotkey script is 1,639 lines, 52,140 bytes. That doesn't include the special scripts.
The source code is available, as is a GUI creator.
The AutoHotkey programming language is quirky.
AutoIt has a more standard language. AutoIt is better for complex automated installation scripts, for example. AutoHotkey is better for hotkeys. Both offer compilation of their scripts to
No, if you are using Firefox, the VBScript that triggers the exploit will not be run.
(I guess the exploit is still there, but I'm not sure how it is going to do anything, as the trigger requires malicious code to be loaded into IE, and then the user needs to press F1 while the code is doing its thing)
Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
Needless to say, I turned down the job offer. It doesn't surprise me how they keep making flub ups like this when the people at their company are so arrogant.
I never hit F1. I've found windows help to be absolutely useless.
I hit F1 by accident at least once a day trying for the Esc key.
The stock command coming with XP can convert FAT32 to NTFS in matter of minutes. I guess it would take seconds if it didn't do a chkdsk internally. Now, instead of all that trivial junk being told to user while installing Windows XP, MS could say "We introduce a new filesystem with Windows XP, it is faster, more reliable and has more features. It also makes checking disk needless." with "Convert my startup drive to NTFS" checkmark selected.
That time, users would move to NTFS and no, they would still have no clue about the filesystem they run. So, for 8 years, everyone could be running some kind of modern filesystem rather than something designed for DISKETTES.
Apple did it when they were absolutely sure journaling doesn't create problems for 99.999% of users, with couple of clever UI tricks, they made sure everyone enabled journaling. They still do the similar tricks to prevent users easily disable journaling (mostly because of FUD on www). I wasn't around on Mac scene when HFS got upgraded to HFS+ but I am sure they did similar tricks to make users move and get rid of archaic filesystems.
Especially with XP, the last version of Windows that allows you to nuke absolutely every service, disabling help is one of the first things I do.
I scream. You scream. I assume that means we're both acquainted with the problem. We proceed.
Whenever I had to admin a windows network, this is the one goddamn key I wish my users would have hit before picking up the phone.
And now they won't because they don't want to get virus?
I mean, I don't really care any more since I support Linux, but, shit man, I feel bad. That's just not right.
You're welcome.
Best way to stay trouble free on Windows? Don't use IE. Or Outlook. Or IIS.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for slashdot.sig (129323052 bytes).
Man, And I was just about to play F1... Good save. ;)
If you are still using XP at this point, who cares? Go for it. Press F1 while running FlashPlayer and Acrobat and IE6 simultaneously. If you gave a shit or had any data worth protecting you'd already be using a Mac or other Unix.