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Officials Sue Couple Who Removed Their Lawn

Hugh Pickens writes "The LA Times reports that Orange County officials are locked in a legal battle with a couple accused of violating city ordinances for replacing the grass on their lawn with wood chips and drought-tolerant plants, reducing their water usage from 299,221 gallons in 2007 to 58,348 gallons in 2009. The dispute began two years ago, when Quan and Angelina Ha tore out the grass in their front yard. In drought-plagued Southern California, the couple said, the lush grass had been soaking up tens of thousands of gallons of water — and hundreds of dollars — each year. 'We've got a newborn, so we want to start worrying about her future,' said Quan Ha, an information technology manager for Kelley Blue Book. But city officials told the Has they were violating several city laws that require that 40% of residential yards to be landscaped predominantly with live plants. Last summer, the couple tried to appease the city by building a fence around the yard and planting drought-tolerant greenery — lavender, rosemary, horsetail, and pittosporum, among others. But according to the city, their landscaping still did not comply with city standards. At the end of January, the Has received a letter saying they had been charged with a misdemeanor violation and must appear in court. The couple could face a maximum penalty of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for their grass-free, eco-friendly landscaping scheme. 'It's just funny that we pay our taxes to the city and the city is now prosecuting us with our own money,' says Quan Ha."

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  1. I presume... by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 4, Funny

    That the prospective jail time is from contempt of court and that it is not actually a criminal offense to cover your yard in woodchips..

    Right? Right?

    1. Re:I presume... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 4, Funny

      no, he means his garden looks like the moon.

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  2. I see you by Kitkoan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now get off my lawn

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  3. electrolytes by Kartoffel · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should have watered their lawn with Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.

    1. Re:electrolytes by wjh31 · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's what plants crave

  4. As someone who grew up in the country... by Vyse+of+Arcadia · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've always hoped that these sorts of ordinances are made up. Just scary stories you city folk tell us country bumpkins to keep us out.

    Right?
    Right??

  5. Seriously you guys... by gzipped_tar · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... you guys in the USA need a lawn czar to stop this kind of stupidity ;)

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  6. Re:Fire hazard by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

    I propose astroturf then. Though that's still in violation (it's not living). But plastic grass is in the true spirit of LA right? :)

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  7. Re:I lived there for better than a dozen years... by imakemusic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sadly, I can't think of any viable solution to the problem.

    Arizona Bay?

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  8. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by machine321 · · Score: 5, Funny

    sigh. You do realize that the worlds biggest warlord was behind the Somali gov "collapse"

    I don't know if the nytimes.com is the world's biggest warlord. Sure, it's annoying to have to register to read the article, but warlord?

  9. really? by Alinabi · · Score: 3, Funny

    they were violating several city laws that require that 40% of residential yards to be landscaped predominantly with live plants.

    Maybe theirs is one of the 60% that don't have to be landscaped with live plants.

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  10. Re:Fire hazard by Mikkeles · · Score: 3, Funny

    '.... In these places you've actually got such a scarcity of water that you have to measure how much you use and pay based on that! Why would you want to live like that?'

    For the spice.

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