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The Computer That Can Read Your Mind

magacious writes "Gtec has showcased a computer that can read your mind over at the CeBIT trade show in Germany. Designed primarily to help those who can't write or speak, the system makes use of a skull cap and wireless technology to transform brain waves into letters. It's the first patient-ready computer-brain interface, according to its Austrian makers. It takes around 30 seconds per letter for the computer to recognise what you're saying the first time you use it, according to Gtec, but this improves vastly with practice. '"One second per letter is very tough," Gtec's Engelbert Grunbacher said, adding users can usually easily get to five or 10 letters per minute. "You learn to be relaxed, focused. You improve."' It might look quite wacky (pictures here) and at €9,000 the system is not cheap, but it could help enhance the lives of many people who have a great deal to say but no real way of saying it."

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  1. Mind reading by sopssa · · Score: 4, Funny

    As I've understood, mind reading comes down to recognizing certain patterns in the brain. Given improvement in the processing speed and database of patterns, could it be possible to draw a complete picture of what you are thinking? And if yes, would sleeping interfere with such?

    It would be great if you could save your dreams and watch them later, especially as they're usually really great entertainment in sleep but you forget them really quick. There's basically three dreams I still remember. First one when I was on first or second grade about a girl I liked then. Second one about a girl in my high school - interestingly, I didn't have feelings for her before this dream where I slept next to her. And third dream about some brazilian I had sex with (a sex dream, and I accidentally cummed on side of my girlfriend back then). But saving all those dreams would be great. Wonder what RIAA would think if everyone started watching their own interesting dreams instead of movies though...

    1. Re:Mind reading by Superdarion · · Score: 3, Funny

      You wouldn't be able to share your dream-videos of you smashing the RIAA headquarters with your friends, as that'd be infringing on intellectual property.

    2. Re:Mind reading by megamerican · · Score: 5, Funny

      You wouldn't be able to share your dream-videos of you smashing the RIAA headquarters with your friends, as that'd be infringing on intellectual property.

      Nothing from Austria could possibly be evil!

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      If you have something that you dont want anyone to know, maybe you shouldnt be doing it in the first place -Eric Schmidt
    3. Re:Mind reading by furby076 · · Score: 4, Funny

      usually really great entertainment in sleep

      Yea that horror nightmare that I had was really great entertainment. Peeing my bed just made it all the more fun.

      Besides, i can see my fiancee sticking this on my head to see what I am dreaming about...and then getting yelled at because she's not the women in my dreams.

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      I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
    4. Re:Mind reading by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny

      And third dream about some brazilian I had sex with (a sex dream ...

      A sex dream about sex?! Now I've heard everything!

      and I accidentally cummed on side of my girlfriend back then).

      !? Did you mean to say, "it's personal"? Don't worry, if you're still have those problems, I know a great movie that will help you with those wet dreams.

      The video shows letters on a computer screen. That's it! They have to think hard about each letter for a lengthy amount of time. Young Pamela Anderson didn't pop up stripping on the computer monitor when they did the demo! For the love of all things spaghetti, read the fucking article next time!!!

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    5. Re:Mind reading by Akido37 · · Score: 2, Funny

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex_Post_Facto_(Star_Trek:_Voyager)

      I can't believe I just referenced Star Trek: Voyager.

    6. Re:Mind reading by tool462 · · Score: 4, Funny

      because she's not the women in my dreams.

      Even if she was one of them, she might still be upset with the plural...

    7. Re:Mind reading by vxice · · Score: 2, Funny

      well all she needs now is to read over your shoulder, or know your slashdot nick. Probably not too much to worry about but I would have posted anonymous.

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      every anarchist is a baffled dictator. Benito_Mussolini
    8. Re:Mind reading by Wiarumas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or even better yet, if someone has the same dream as you, is that copyright infringement?

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      I will bend like a reed in the wind.
    9. Re:Mind reading by bhsurfer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ever have one of those mornings where your GF is pissed at you for something you did in HER dream? Man, I hate that...

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      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
      Groucho Marx
  2. Couch potato-ing to the next level by Superdarion · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if it'll work as a TV remote.

  3. Marketing Fail by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, no, no, you're doing it wrong, you fools! Petite Japanese girls in school uniforms demo futuristic tech products not large bearded Austrians (with three layers of clothing on, no less). And the demo messages shouldn't be "HELLO IT PRO" but instead something like "OH HAI, SUPER FANTASTIC HAPPY FRIENDS!" Jesus, haven't you ever been to E3?

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  4. I, for one... by weaponsfree · · Score: 2, Funny

    screw it, it already knows what I'm going to say.

  5. One things for sure... by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they think it can read minds, they've obviously never tested it on a woman!

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    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  6. i typg this msg usin it by Chapter80 · · Score: 4, Funny

    it worrk pretty good
    at cebut show rite now

    babe at booth acros th isle
    gawd shes hot

    2 bad im wearin ths goofy hat

    1. Re:i typg this msg usin it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      seems to work about as well as an iPhone keypad.

  7. Re:Well, that's good and all... by dmacleod808 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And will it blend?

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    There Can Be Only One...
  8. I have one already... by Itninja · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's called 20q and I bought it at in the Seattle Science Center gift ship for $15. the box in came in clearly says it can 'read your mind'. One time I thought of 'playstation' and it got the answer after 9 questions. Then I thought 'this thing is pretty dumb' and it got the answer after 3 questions!

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  9. Re:What we really need. by daremonai · · Score: 3, Funny

    Judging by the email I receive, most computers are already like that.

  10. Re:security implications? by T+Murphy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Given how slowly it works, this would only be a risk for the slowest hunt-and-peck typists, who are more vulnerable to an over-the-shoulder attack. Of course with improvement this could become a real issue.

  11. Just remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    to think in Russian.

  12. Re:security implications? by swanzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    So now if people are thinking about their passwords while typing it in, it could be picked up by this ?

    I'm fairly positive the target would notice you placing an electrode-laden skull cap on their head.

  13. Yarmulke by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

    The system makes use of a skull cap and wireless technology to transform brain waves into letters.

    Geek #1: At my cousin's bar-mitzvah they had this enormous LAN party where everyone was wearing a mind reading computer, which was really sweet, but no one wanted to play with me and everyone was talking in some funny language.

    Geek #2: That wasn't a LAN party, you idiot, that was a synagogue.

  14. See, slashdotters by edittard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Designed primarily to help those who can't write or speak

    See, slashdotters - somebody cares about you.

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    At the bottom of the /. main page it says 'Yesterday's News'. Well they got that right.
  15. I know you can read my thoughts, boy by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 2, Funny

    meow meow/meow meow,meow meow/meow meow,
    meow meow/meow meow/meow meow/meow meow.

    postcomment compression filter can kiss my butt.

  16. Mind Controlling limbs from Red Dwarf? by Anakie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can imagine it now....

    Arm pick up the ball.
    Arm pick up the ball.
    Arm pick up THE BALL!!
    ARM PICK UP THE BALL!!