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Theoretical Breakthrough For Quantum Cryptography

KentuckyFC writes "Quantum cryptography uses the quantum properties of photons to guarantee perfect secrecy. But one of its lesser known limitations is that it only works if Alice and Bob are perfectly aligned so that they can carry out well-defined polarization measurements on the photons as they arrive. Physicists say that Alice and Bob must share the same reference frame. That's OK if Alice and Bob are in their own ground-based labs, but it's a problem in many other applications, such as ground-to-satellite communications or even in chip-to-chip communications, because it's hard to keep chips still over distances of the order of the wavelength of light. Now a group of UK physicists have developed a way of doing quantum cryptography without sharing a reference frame. The trick is to use entangled triplets of photons, so-called qutrits, rather than entangled pairs. This solves the problem by embedding it in an extra abstract dimension, which is independent of space. So, as long as both Alice and Bob know the way in which all these abstract dimensions are related, the third provides a reference against which measurements of the other two can be made. That allows Alice and Bob to make any measurements they need without having to agree ahead of time on a frame of reference. That could be an important advance enabling the widespread use of quantum cryptography."

116 comments

  1. Stay away from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One thing, with quantum crypto, the code changes when you look at it. In other words, you have to know the key before seeing it.

    Two, it kills a LOT of cats! You get the code right, and BAM! dead cat.

    PETA will be against this!

    1. Re:Stay away from this by pushf+popf · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's just what I was going to say. He stole my idea!

      You just have to wrap the secret bit-thingies in double-secret bit-thingies and before you know it's you're a tenured professor because nobody knows what the hell you're actually doing.

      Just wait until he replaces the dilithium crystals with Folgers, then we'll really be in trouble.

    2. Re:Stay away from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't anyone mention this to ziggy?

    3. Re:Stay away from this by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Two, it kills a LOT of cats! You get the code right, and BAM! dead cat.

      I always suspected that all this "entangling photon pairs" and "quantum encryption channel" stuff was just a bunch of scientists jerking off, but I didn't think they were actually euphemisms for spanking it!

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    4. Re:Stay away from this by elfprince13 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If PETA is against it, that more or less guarantees my support of it.

    5. Re:Stay away from this by AmigaMMC · · Score: 1

      It's ok, cats taste good. I hope they're not too entangled though or they get between my teeth.

    6. Re:Stay away from this by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Don't jump to a conclusion; we need confirmatory objections from Greenpeace before we can get fully behind it.

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    7. Re:Stay away from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's that bandwagon of yours? Feel good to act macho by hating what you're told to hate by talk radio on a daily basis?

      Fucking sheep.

    8. Re:Stay away from this by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      I always suspected that all this "entangling photon pairs" and "quantum encryption channel" stuff was just a bunch of scientists jerking off...

      Exactly. This is sort of why I am deeply suspicious of quantum cryptography. When is a cat not a cat? Look at your data sideways, and it suddenly realises that it's not supposed to exist?

      Oh wait, that sounds like a Microsoft filesystem... ;-)

    9. Re:Stay away from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mmmm, sheep

    10. Re:Stay away from this by elfprince13 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Bandwagon is great, thanks :) Who listens to talk radio, and more importantly how do YOU know what it's saying? Looks like we have a PETA member who's pissed that everyone knows he's a loony bird.

    11. Re:Stay away from this by nstlgc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, that's just what I was going to say. He stole my idea!
      Don't panic. Find comfort in the fact that there's a universe in which a bear brutally sodomized then killed him before he was able to push the Submit button.

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    12. Re:Stay away from this by Plunky · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      PETA == "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals"

      Its not about hate, its about recognising that animals have feelings too. If you ever had a pet you would know this of course.. Also, I just saw this comment about copyright law and the UK Pirate Party which applies to PETA just as much. You can be sure that they won't get anywhere near what they are asking for but they know that and want you to consider that already you are sitting in an unethical position. They want to and need to rub your face in it because otherwise you just ignore what is going on in your name..

    13. Re:Stay away from this by elfprince13 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ethical treatment of animals is great. Breaking news: PETA doesn't stand for it. They're a pile of attention whores who would rather euthanize an animal than let it stay in a loving household where it will be subjected to "slavery and indignity"

    14. Re:Stay away from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PETA == "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals"

      Its not about hate, its about recognising that animals have feelings too. If you ever had a pet you would know this of course.. Also, I just saw this comment about copyright law and the UK Pirate Party which applies to PETA just as much. You can be sure that they won't get anywhere near what they are asking for but they know that and want you to consider that already you are sitting in an unethical position. They want to and need to rub your face in it because otherwise you just ignore what is going on in your name..

      You been punked!

      Since 1998 PETA has killed more than 17,000 animals, nearly 85 percent of all those it has rescued.

      Wow, that's pretty bad.

      Just how bad is PETA?

      PETA’s “Animal Record” report for 2009, filed with the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, shows that the animal rights group killed 97 percent of the dogs and cats in its care last year. During all of 2009, PETA found adoptive homes for just eight pets.

      Just eight animals -- out of the 2,366 it took in. PETA just broke its own record.

      Nice to know PETA managed to put EIGHT whole pets up for adoption in 2009.

      Woo hoo. Bunch of dedicated animal rights activists there, eh?

      Ain't you the fool.

    15. Re:Stay away from this by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      You just opened up a whole new level of comfort. Thanks!

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    16. Re:Stay away from this by spidr_mnky · · Score: 1

      Accidentally modded you troll. My bad. Posting to undo.

  2. qutrits? by Nadaka · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Applying the standard naming conventions would result in qutits. I much prefer qutits.

    1. Re:qutrits? by Nadaka · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Especially when dealing with entangled triplets.

    2. Re:qutrits? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      cute tits or quit its?

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    3. Re:qutrits? by girlintraining · · Score: 1, Troll

      Applying the standard naming conventions would result in qutits. I much prefer qutits.

      And the scientific community would be rather better off choosing names that let us focus on the furtherance of humanity's knowledge of the inner workings of the universe than opening the door for juvenile jokes.

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    4. Re:qutrits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Applying the standard naming conventions would result in qutits. I much prefer qutits.

      And the scientific community would be rather better off choosing names that let us focus on the furtherance of humanity's knowledge of the inner workings of the universe than opening the door for juvenile jokes.

      The planet Uranus thanks you.

      Everyone else thinks you're a bit too uptight.

    5. Re:qutrits? by Nadaka · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hint...

      This was in fact a juvenile joke.

      I wasn't being serious.

      Do I need to use smileys or [/joke] ubbcodes in every post?

    6. Re:qutrits? by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      Somehow saying the one tends to get the other in response anyway...

    7. Re:qutrits? by Compunexus · · Score: 1

      cute tits or quit its?

      Both obviously!

    8. Re:qutrits? by bytethese · · Score: 1

      Yes.

    9. Re:qutrits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit its? That's what she said after you said cute tits!

    10. Re:qutrits? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      As Howard Tayler of Schlock Mercenary notes,

      the same abbreviational logic that turned "binary digit" into "bit" turned "trinary digit" into "tit." This nomenclatural error set computing back nearly three hundred years, and two entire generations of promising computer scientists were lost trying to keep abreast of bad puns.

    11. Re:qutrits? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Do I need to use smileys or [/joke] ubbcodes in every post?

      Yes. You do. In every post.

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  3. Cubits, Tribist, Biscuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That could be an important advance enabling the widespread use of quantum cryptography."

    Please enlighten the Slashdot crowd about where quantum cryptography is USED at all.

    Yours In Ashgabat,
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    1. Re:Cubits, Tribist, Biscuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Killgore... get your ass back in darkfall.

      -Shiva

  4. "Alice and Bob must share the same reference frame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Alice will share a frame with ANYBODY, knowwhatimsayin'?

  5. Quantum Communications by Ironhandx · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Someone please correct me if I'm wrong here, and I haven't had time to read the entire article, but wouldn't this also bypass the conventional data transmission necessity for quantum communications?

    1. Re:Quantum Communications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical Slashdot comment: I haven't read the article, but I think I am so much smarter than the scientist working on this. Here is why they are wrong.

    2. Re:Quantum Communications by CTalkobt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Gah drbbt.. Accidentally modded parent as redundant. Posting to remove it (was going to be insightful).

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    3. Re:Quantum Communications by Threni · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Would this system still allow alice/bob to know if someone's evesdropped? What's the difference between a hostile evesdropper and just some other part of the infrastructure for getting data from alice to bob? Without that, quantum cryptography is just another encryption system, and there are nothing wrong with the current ones. Right? (It would arouse me if replies to this post started simply "Wrong.")

    4. Re:Quantum Communications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone please correct me if I'm wrong here, and I haven't had time to read the entire article, but wouldn't this also bypass the conventional data transmission necessity for quantum communications?

      YES SIR PLEASE MANY EXCUSE BUT CAN YOU LET ME KNOW ABOUT THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY TO TRANSFER A LARGE AMOUNT OF MONEY SO WE CAN BOTH PROFIT. THANK YOU SIR VERY MUCH AND ALL GOOD WISHES

    5. Re:Quantum Communications by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 2, Funny

      (It would arouse me if replies to this post started simply "Wrong.")

      Not to judge your lifestyle choices, but I'm pretty sure that the reason no one has replied as such has to do with the collective will of the community not to see you aroused.

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    6. Re:Quantum Communications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like the third bit just specifies orientation (to account for different reference frames), and the rest of the process remains the same. (Basic guess.) So, the probabilities for eavesdropping detection remain the same. (Or perhaps even more likely, if the reference frame bits must be guessed too... this is where I get more fuzzy on my 'basic guess'.)

    7. Re:Quantum Communications by CTalkobt · · Score: 1

      Gah drbbt.. Accidentally modded parent as redundant. Posting to remove it (was going to be insightful).

      So I get marked off topic because I post a comment to remove a bad moderation I made?

      The proper response should have been OverRated if you don't want everyone to see me - not OffTopic.

      *Grumbles about Moderators who love power too much*

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  6. Engineering by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this is engineering, not theory. Theory was the original idea of using entanglement for cryptography. Now they're applying the technology to make it practical, and that's engineering. They're adding a bit of steel or another entanglement to make it more usable. If nobody has built this device yet, it's theoretical engineering.

    1. Re:Engineering by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What makes you think that theory and engineering are mutually exclusive, with a fine dividing line?

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    2. Re:Engineering by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Theory is coming up with a hypothetical mechanism for incorporating extra information so that it doesn't require a known reference frame.

      Engineering is making a device that actually does it reliably.

      As my sibling post said, there's no clear dividing line. But this is definitely on the theory-ish side of it.

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    3. Re:Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      / is the only dividing line allowed in here.

    4. Re:Engineering by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Now they're applying the technology to make it practical, and that's engineering.

      After that, the time for the third phase - marketing and selling - will come, when patents, stupid business plans and inflated prices will make it impractical again.

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    5. Re:Engineering by CubicleView · · Score: 1

      No, in all your years of /. have you never followed one of those developer != engineer rants? For this to be considered engineering, at the very least the failure of the process should put people in mortal danger. Since People != Cats, we can assume this is not engineering. This is priobably more akin to some sort of quantom crafting than engineering.

    6. Re:Engineering by idontgno · · Score: 1

      The Billard Ball is the difference between theory and engineering. The Theoretician tells the Engineer it can't be done. The Engineer does it anyway. And the Theoretician "accidentally" kills the Engineer with the resulting invention.

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    7. Re:Engineering by gtall · · Score: 1

      You've discovered the Quantum Theory of Engineering: If it practical enough to produce, Business School Product will screw it up into being impractical to produce. The tricky part is that if Business School Product is practical enough to produce, then Business School Product becomes impractical to produce. When this happens, a fixed point is reached and all the world's business schools go out of business because it is then recognized no one in their right mind would go into the business of building a business school.

    8. Re:Engineering by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Don't you ever mess with my pipe separated files!!!

    9. Re:Engineering by Interoperable · · Score: 1

      Here's a link to the paper: arXiv:1003.1050v1. Have a read and make a more informed opinion about what field it belongs it.

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    10. Re:Engineering by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      They're adding a bit of steel or another entanglement to make it more usable.

      Didn't IBM do that already in the 90's?

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  7. Ambiguous title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By 'theoretical breakthrough', does that mean we theoretically may have made a breakthrough in quantum cryptography? Quick, nobody observe the research process!

  8. You lost me at hello... by PPalmgren · · Score: 4, Funny

    Boy am I glad I didn't pursue that physics major. The only thing I got out of that is that Alice and Bob needed a marriage counselor to reconcile their differences.

    Anyone mind converting that attempt in layman's terms to something useful, like a car analogy?

    1. Re:You lost me at hello... by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 1

      Quantum physics does not have a car analogy. Cars cant be mixed up and then split so each part has a bit of the other, and not just physically. if one car starts, it means its parts in both entangled sets start and the moment you go and look witch of the cars you have it becomes one or another, instantly causing the other entangled car thingy to become the car you didn't get. Also, fu Eve.

    2. Re:You lost me at hello... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's like:
      Alice wants to sell her car to Bob, but they need to be in the same place at the same time to make it happen
      but if Alice sells it to some intermediary, who then sells it to Bob, then that requirement is unnecessary

      now if somebody made up what are the photons in the analogy, it would be complete ;-)

    3. Re:You lost me at hello... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alice and Bob both have a garage, but instead of telling each other how to open the garage door they get a few chicks with huge tits to do it themselves.

    4. Re:You lost me at hello... by mrsurb · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'll give it a shot.

      Alice wants to get out of her car and into Bob's car. In laboratory conditions both cars are perfectly still so it's easy. Out on the freeway travelling at high speeds it's a recipe for disaster.

      But these clever engineers have come up with a wonderful design for a semi-trailer that both cars can sit on while being driven down the freeway. Now Alice and get out of her car and into Bob's car for that secret rendezvous. In the middle of the freeway.

    5. Re:You lost me at hello... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. I have a physics major and that summary lost me too. It also seems to have lost TFA too as it firsts talks about that this will help with ground satellite because 2 photon entanglement crypto already worked in the lab. Then, they switch to say that 2 photon entanglement fails to work between 2 chips on same board because effective distance between chips can change more than a wavelength. Of course, there is no chips doing quantum crypto anyway.

      So, frankly, TFA does nothing to explain anything except it does a bunch of hand waving. This entire thing could as well be summerized to,

              "Someone did something new w.r.t. Quantum Crypto. It may be useful."

      Now, you want a car analogy?

            "Someone may have found how to attach a wheel to the car."

    6. Re:You lost me at hello... by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Quantum physics does not have a car analogy. Cars cant be mixed up and then split so each part has a bit of the other, and not just physically. if one car starts, it means its parts in both entangled sets start and the moment you go and look witch of the cars you have it becomes one or another, instantly causing the other entangled car thingy to become the car you didn't get. Also, fu Eve.

      Hungarian Physicists and Automotive Engineers are closer to tackling that problem:
      http://tech.slashdot.org/story/10/02/24/1614245/Hungarian-Electric-Car-Splits-Into-Two-Smaller-Cars

    7. Re:You lost me at hello... by JaneTheIgnorantSlut · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do Carol and Ted know about this?

    8. Re:You lost me at hello... by Schiphol · · Score: 1

      That's not new. The Foundation for Law and Goverment had such a system in place almost thirty years ago. We've seen rehashed stories in /. before, but really, guys, 30 years?

    9. Re:You lost me at hello... by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's my own amateur shot at it. If I'm wrong, I'm sure someone who knows better will correct me. Oh, and fuck the car analogy.

      The quantum entanglement measurements will only work with two entangled photons when the velocities and accelerations of the two parties involved are the same. But if you're doing it with two objects with different motion, say a person on the ground and a satellite orbiting the earth, it won't. The satellite is in free fall and, according to general relativity, not in an accelerated reference frame. A person on earth, though, is feeling a constant acceleration coming up from the ground because of gravity holding him there. One difference between the two is because one is in an accelerated reference frame and the other is not, their clocks are moving at different rates.

      The fix for this is to have a third entangled photon in another reference frame. As long as the motion relative between all reference frames are known, the person on the ground and the satellite can use the third entangled photon as a reference point for them to make measurements between the two with their own entangled photons.

      Sorry if I'm off about this but if someone corrects me then, hey, it's a learning process for us both.

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    10. Re:You lost me at hello... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      No car analogy, but I think I summarize it a little simpler (though I am no expert).
      In Quantum Cryptography it's possible to detect the presence of an eavesdropper. The eavesdropper, by the act of listening changes the transmission of the signal and is provably unable to put it right again. This is possible because of some physics mumbo-jumbo and is highly sensitive to the distances between the people involved.
      As best I can make out, this research used more physics mumbo-jumbo to encode the distances between the involved parties inside the communication so that they can move about (instead of being tethered together by a fixed length line of fiber-optic cable).

    11. Re:You lost me at hello... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Well, you have to consider that FLAG wasn't confident enough about the capabilities of their car's artificially intelligent on-board computers to recognize its driver to not require a hidden fingerprint scanner underneath its door handles as an access control.

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    12. Re:You lost me at hello... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The satellite is in free fall and, according to general relativity, not in an accelerated reference frame.

      If you're not moving in a straight line at a constant speed, you're in an accelerated reference frame. Satellites are in orbit; there's no such thing as a straight-line orbit.

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    13. Re:You lost me at hello... by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that? It was my understanding that since it's free-falling in orbit that according to general relativity it was going in a straight line through space-time.

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    14. Re:You lost me at hello... by __aaoyac5342 · · Score: 1

      Nice analogy *internet high five*

    15. Re:You lost me at hello... by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      But these clever engineers have come up with a wonderful design for a semi-trailer that both cars can sit on while being driven down the freeway. Now Alice and get out of her car and into Bob's car for that secret rendezvous. In the middle of the freeway.

      Eve hijacks the semi-trailer... shocking film at eleven.

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    16. Re:You lost me at hello... by ascari · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with just parking?

    17. Re:You lost me at hello... by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      there's no such thing as a straight-line orbit.
      Find an orbit where you pass through one of the Lagrange points. While you are in the Lagrange points, you are moving in a straight line, because all accelerations cancel each other out there.

    18. Re:You lost me at hello... by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      there's no such thing as a straight-line orbit.

      Find an orbit where you pass through one of the Lagrange points. While you are in the Lagrange points, you are moving in a straight line, because all accelerations cancel each other out there.

    19. Re:You lost me at hello... by mrsurb · · Score: 1

      Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

    20. Re:You lost me at hello... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      That's not new. The Foundation for Law and Goverment [wikipedia.org] had such a system in place almost thirty years ago. We've seen rehashed stories in /. before, but really, guys, 30 years?

      That was Bonnie and Michael (yeah, we saw those furtive glances). This article is about Alice and Bob. Try to keep up.

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    21. Re:You lost me at hello... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I use the Earth for similar purposes.

      Nobody seems to care about my "I do it at 365km/s relative to the Virgo Supercluster" bumper sticker though.

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  9. "This solves the problem by embedding it...." by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "This solves the problem by embedding it in an extra abstract dimension, which is independent of space."

    Has it occurred to anyone else how UNBELIEVABLY FRIGGIN' COOL it is that a line like that shows up in an article that is talking about building an actual, physical device?

    1. Re:"This solves the problem by embedding it...." by Culture20 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Gentlemen, we have reached magic. Scientists are now no different than necromancers.

    2. Re:"This solves the problem by embedding it...." by Rogerborg · · Score: 0

      Yup, I call Sufficiently Advanced Technology on that.

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    3. Re:"This solves the problem by embedding it...." by twidarkling · · Score: 0

      AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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    4. Re:"This solves the problem by embedding it...." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They sure picked the right words to make you happy :)

    5. Re:"This solves the problem by embedding it...." by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      The "dimension" here only shows up when you're looking at the mathematical model - it's not that we've managed to transport information through time or the WSOGMM.

    6. Re:"This solves the problem by embedding it...." by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Has it occurred to anyone else how UNBELIEVABLY FRIGGIN' COOL it is that a line like that shows up in an article that is talking about building an actual, physical device?

      I can vividly see the label on the unit packaging: "Dimensions: 0.45 x 0.3 x 0.25 x 1.7 m"

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    7. Re:"This solves the problem by embedding it...." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds cool, but actually it's nothing new.

      When you model electron spin (or any spin, for that matter), you introduce mathematical dimensions to describe that degree of freedom. It's not a space dimension either.

      In many contexts it makes sense to equate dimensions and degrees of freedom; this seems just one of its applications

    8. Re:"This solves the problem by embedding it...." by fritsd · · Score: 1

      which is independent of space.

      Yes. Now get off my $%!$!#$% intergalactic intertube!!!
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    9. Re:"This solves the problem by embedding it...." by ascari · · Score: 1

      Actually, since this is quantum physics "nighish" would be a better choice of adjective.

    10. Re:"This solves the problem by embedding it...." by FishOuttaWater · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for mod points, and thank the gods I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this.

  10. Money? by drumcat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does this not seem like the most wasteful project ever? Can I get my tax money spent a little more cogently?

    1. Re:Money? by holmstar · · Score: 1

      They are working on developing a communication technology that would allow one absolute proof that nobody is listening in. (if anyone tried to listen in, it would always be detectable.) You don't think that there are vast applications for such a technology?

  11. Translation of summary by genghisjahn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Glap glar photons biddle doo-vack triple photon vajmu double photon zirreyzoo-zah picture frame powlat pweegoo paparazzi photos of Alice and Bob.

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    1. Re:Translation of summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, typical American.

    2. Re:Translation of summary by genghisjahn · · Score: 1

      Why mod this guy down? That was funny! And I did flub the translation. "glar" is the feminine form and I should have used the masculine "glaro" instead.

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  12. Dangit... by barfy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I was all set to sell crypto supplies and repair services in the alternate dimension. Do you have any idea what this is going to do to housing prices there?

  13. Just wondering .. by fractalspace · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why cant they simply open a sub space channel and use a Tachyon pulse to synchronize the two frames ?

    1. Re:Just wondering .. by ElAurian · · Score: 4, Funny

      They'd have to reroute the plasma flow and depolarise the graviton matrix first. Duh.

    2. Re:Just wondering .. by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      Simplicity itself. Just use Borg nanoprobes havested from Seven of Nine.

    3. Re:Just wondering .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm reading the summary right, I think that's actually what they're doing.

      If I'm reading the summary right.

  14. Specs by jlebrech · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Will CPUs be measured by the Bob:Alice ratio from now on?

  15. Alice and Bob by RawJoe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Something tells me that Alice and Bob are going to great lengths to keep their affair a secret...

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  16. Masters of the world by NCamero · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one welcome our new quantum overlords.

  17. Sound like Alice and Bob have discovered... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    ... quantum parity!

  18. Excellent summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's absolutely uber, leaving no question unanswered. Can I have children with you? '

  19. We are SCIENTISTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's just create another dimension and send everything through there, FUCK YEAH!!!

  20. Kids today... by grepya · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... if Alice and Bob are perfectly aligned so that they can carry out well-defined polarization measurements ....

    Oh... so that's what the kids are calling it these days... ??

  21. Quantum Horse Shit by sexconker · · Score: 0

    Bob sends Alice a super secret quantum message.

    Michael in the middle intercepts it.
    Michael reads all the same quantum security shit Alice was suppose to verify.
    Michael sends a fake message with all the quantum security shit duplicated.

    Quantum doesn't solve shit - if it can be read (to be verified) it can be recreated.

    Until there is a 100% reliable network with no processing delay, man-in-the-middle attacks will be possible. Until then, Michael will be able to intercept a message, read it, send a spoofed message in it's place. So what if it came a little later than expected? There are plenty of routers and fuckups along the way to add latency.

    All security boils down to a key sharing problem.
    We can't get that shit right in real life.

    1. Re:Quantum Horse Shit by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      Apparently you missed the whole reason why quantum cryptography is radically different: It is IMPOSSIBLE to duplicate the quantum key or the quantum message exactly. So Michaels qubits are different from the one Bob sent AND there are ways for Alice to find out that they are different, so she knows eavesdropping has occurred. It's a bit like making a copy of a letter - that self destructs when it is copied or read - that looks different depending on the light you use to scan it/read it (for example rgb(125,54,74)) - and the copy you make will again be spread over the different frequencies in a random way. So some of it will only be visible again if it is viewed under light of color rgb(245,45,7), while other parts can only be seen under light rgb(45,4,48) So the end result of your copy will NOT be the original. When Alice wants to read the letter, she uses the frequency that Bob told her to use. If that color wasn't rgb(125,54,74), then Michael wasn't able to copy the message anyway. But even if Michael already used the correct color to make the copy, the copied version will only have part of the message in the correct color. So Alice uses rgb(125,54,74), and then notices that most of the words on the letter are still missing! En thus she knows that this is not the original one, but a copy!

    2. Re:Quantum Horse Shit by jandoedel · · Score: 1

      (repost, WITH paragraphs)

      Apparently you missed the whole reason why quantum cryptography is radically different:
      It is IMPOSSIBLE to duplicate the quantum key or the quantum message exactly.
      So Michaels qubits are different from the one Bob sent AND there are ways for Alice to find out that they are different, so she knows eavesdropping has occurred.

      It's a bit like making a copy of a letter
      - that self destructs when it is copied or read
      - that looks different depending on the light you use to scan it/read it (for example rgb(125,54,74))
      - and the copy you make will again be spread over the different frequencies in a random way.

      So some of it will only be visible again if it is viewed under light of color rgb(245,45,7), while other parts can only be seen under light rgb(45,4,48)
      So the end result of your copy will NOT be the original.
      When Alice wants to read the letter, she uses the frequency that Bob told her to use. If that color wasn't rgb(125,54,74), then Michael wasn't able to copy the message anyway. But even if Michael already used the correct color to make the copy, the copied version will only have part of the message in the correct color.

      So Alice uses rgb(125,54,74), and then notices that most of the words on the letter are still missing! En thus she knows that this is not the original one, but a copy!

    3. Re:Quantum Horse Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love it when people who have no fucking clue what's going on decide that it must be like some other vaguely related thing they have heard doesn't work.

      Quantum cryptography, quite simply, is not vulnerable to man in the middle attacks (not ones that attempt to silently impersonate, anyway -- a man in the middle can destroy the message and optionally read it -- though if he reads it it is destroyed no matter what). That's the REASON to do quantum cryptography.

      You happen to have a point but only because you're such a moron that it wraps around into cleverness in a kind of biological integer underflow. You see, it does come down to a key sharing problem in this case. Because quantum crypto is slooooooooow. It's really only good for transmitting a key. Then you can exchange encrypted messages that aren't important, which proves that the keys weren't intercepted. And then you can send the real stuff.

      Or, not love. The other thing. Hate.

  22. Come again? by gaelfx · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm not up on my vocab as of late, but since when does the phrase "Theoretical Breakthrough" make any kind of sense?

  23. Frame reference Independence? = Black Hole Probe? by ShadowXOmega · · Score: 0

    I have a question:
    If this arrangement enables the two sets of particles to see the state of the other ones with no interference of the frame or reference...
    what will happen if i drop a pair of those ones in a black hole?
    the remaining pair...what will measure? a ever increase rate of information? or what?

  24. Third guy by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    I just KNEW there was a third guy involved in there. Bob was never going to satisfy Alice all by himself, all these years.

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  25. Re:Frame reference Independence? = Black Hole Prob by iris-n · · Score: 1

    Nothing. What frame reference independence actually means is that they are encoding a reference frame in the particles themselves, so that you don't have to worry about external alignment. It does nothing about the communication channel, that does not exist through an events horizon.

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  26. OK, Let Me Get This Straight.... by rickshaf · · Score: 1

    So, this works for Alice and Bob. What about Homer and Jethro?

  27. It's relevant to ground-based labs as well. by Interoperable · · Score: 1

    Polarization has a nasty habit of rotating when it travels through optical (telecom) fiber. To make matters worse, the degree of rotation depends on temperature and physical strain and can change quite rapidly. Of course, entangling three photons is much harder than entangling two.

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