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New Phone Allows Bosses To Snoop On Staff

tad001 writes "The Japanese phone giant KDDI has developed a way to track users' movements in fine detail. It works by analyzing the movement of accelerometers, found in many handsets. Activities such as walking, climbing stairs, or even cleaning can be identified, the researchers say. The company plans to sell the service to clients such as managers, foremen, and employment agencies."

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  1. It works by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    My boss just came into my office and told me to get the hell off of Slashdot and get back to work!

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    1. Re:It works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      But my code's compiling! http://xkcd.com/303/

    2. Re:It works by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn straight! You will pry my cock from my cold, dead hands!

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  2. Wow, a perfect match! by Statecraftsman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While this sounds like a great idea, it's going to be quietly retired after someone manages to match up the boss's "cleaning" activities with those of anyone else in the company.

    "Wow, look how perfectly these accelerations overlay!"

    1. Re:Wow, a perfect match! by TheMidget · · Score: 4, Funny
      Actually happened in my company. Two people were working late, and hmmm, given that they were the only two left in the company at that time of the day, decided it was time to have a little bit of fun together.

      They carefully locked the office door, just in case, and let the hot and steamy action begin... completely ignoring the security camera from the parking lot that happened to point directly at their office window!

      Next time folks, not only lock the office door, but also close the blinds!

    2. Re:Wow, a perfect match! by cerberusss · · Score: 4, Funny

      True story. My now retired dad had his own company, with about 120 employees. One night he was working late and when closing off, he found the head of the tech design department screwing the cleaning lady. My dad told him the conversation went like this:

      Cleaning lady: *moan*
      Manager: "Oh yeah!"
      Dad: *opens door*
      Dad: "Oh hi there!"
      Manager: "Get lost, Paul!!"
      Dad: *laughs* "Don't forget the lights when you're done!"

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  3. link to article by gront · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8559683.stm is a link to the article, rather than just the BBC

  4. It broke again. by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The accelerometer clearly shows me working when this one fell too. I suppose you will have to assign me another one. Well, I'm a team player sir, you can just get me a cheap phone for work use since I seem to be so hard on them.

  5. Re:If I suspected my boss issued such a phone by Barny · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think of 2 stepper motors hooked up with USB and a small gyroscope cradle for the phone. Lego mindstorms should have something that will fit the bill.

    "Sir, employee 3392 is doing barrel rolls again!"

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  6. Dude... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am SO swinging that phone from the rooftop... Let them figure that one out! Or tossing it across the road to a friend on the other side. Yes boss, as a matter of fact I can fly!

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  7. Pennsylvania school district by wisnoskij · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Pennsylvania school district announces that they plan to end their controversial laptop policy and give harmless cell phones to their students to make up for spying on them.

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  8. Sounds ideal for man-down and the like... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At the moment you can buy a horrifically expensive option board for some radios that does exactly this. That way you can tell if the HT that is supposed to be clipped to your security guard's belt as he walks around your bonded warehouse has suddenly gone horizontal. Another application is in shopping centres where it's pretty handy to be able to track where cleaners and security guards are - and have been in the past. Why? Nosiness? Spying? No.

    Mouth-breathing Chav Scum: "ZOMG I SLIPPED AND FELL OVER ON THAT DROPPED ICE CREAM CONE THERE! THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CLEARED UP STRAIGHT AWAY! I'M GONNA SUUUUUUUUEEE!!!"

    You: "Well, let's see, the cleaner went past there three minutes ago, so it can't have been like that for long."

    MBCS: "But... But... Butt..."

    or alternatively:
    You: "Right, who's doing the guard tour, oh it's Wee Wullie. That's funny, he's been standing at the same bit for a couple of minutes now, moving around quite a lot though. Wonder if everything's okay?"

    <clicky on CCTV console>

    You: "Aha, righty. Let's send Big Davie down to give him some 'assistance' there..."

  9. Re:If I suspected my boss issued such a phone by sjames · · Score: 4, Funny

    Attach to a drill and give it a spin. Tell them you had a bit of trouble on your way in to work. Let them rack their brains figuring out what happened.

  10. There are two kinds of employees by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Being a boss is easy, there are only two kind of employees. Lazy ones, who will slack of any chance they get and perform at best at a level just above firing, and good employees who take pride in their job.

    It will cost a fortune to turn a lazy one into a good one. It will save you money to turn a good one into a lazy one, in the short term. It is easy, just keep cutting benefits, breaks, perks and up the work load while micro-managing them to hell.

    But most managers/bosses feel they need to earn their keep by showing they are making the people work the hardest. If you spend the money of those kind of managers and their bag of tricks on salary, you would be able to hire the absolute best and have people fighting to stay with your company. Go ahead, offer a cleaner 50% above average wage. No problems filling vacancies, no need to watch their every move and you get motivated employees who got a reason not to exchange you the moment they a chance. Because even cleaning staff builds up a lot of knowledge you can't easily replace with the Xth temp because your turn-over rate is 100%.

    By all means, you go tech to try to manage those who can only earn the lowest wages, I pay a bit more and get the cream. In the end, I know who is more efficient.

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  11. Re:If I suspected my boss issued such a phone by clarkkent09 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Attach it to a long string and throw it out of the window of a very tall building sometimes. After you got them curious, leave a spiderman costume on the floor of your cubicle and when your boss walks by quickly kick it under the desk.

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  12. Could there be positive applications? by Bearhouse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK, I guess we're all against the potentially creepy applications of this.
    But could there be useful ones? Most people carry cell phones, could this be used to monitor people with known history of health problems, such as heart disease, or the elderly?
    If my cell phone detected that I'd just had a stroke, or that one of my parents had just had a fall, and was unconscious at the bottom of a staircase, and informed the emergency services, then that would be the kind of intrusion that I could accept.

  13. Time To Contact The Patents Office... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...to patent my new design for the "Feline Cellphone Backpack"!

    Imagine this is your boss's office as he tracks you on his computer screen:

    "Okay, so he's just gone out through his kitchen door... he's climbing the fence into his neighbour's garden... now he's squatting down in their rose bed???"

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  14. If you don't trust your employee..... by EMR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Then why did you hire them.