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Bill Gates No Longer World's Richest Man
alphadogg writes "Riding surging prices of his various telecom holdings, including giant mobile outfit America Movil, Mexican tycoon Carlos Slim Helu has beaten out Americans Bill Gates and Warren Buffett to become the wealthiest person on earth and nab the top spot on the 2010 Forbes list of the World's Billionaires." I'd still let the guy buy me dinner if he's ever in my town. He's probably still good for it even though he's fallen on hard times.
I'm sure he has 500 million in loose change lost in his couches.
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I am also glad that taxpayer-funded stimulus is helping all Americans instead of just the wealthy political elite.
"I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
Hearing this news saddened me at first, then it angered me into action. I've setup an online donation fund here. With a small $50 weekly donation from 30 or 40 million of you, Bill can continue to live the kind of life he's used to. Won't somebody think of Bill Gate's children!
Don't worry, Saint Reagan gives you his word that it will all trickle down eventually, if only your faith is pure and your marginal tax rate low...
When I read the headline I thought that maybe, just maybe, I'd moved up one position on the list. But alas, I'm still ranked at number 2,371,409,586. Maybe next year.
Yes, but in all fairness... we have Detroit.
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Buffet often laments that his company has so much money that it's difficult to maintain good returns through investments.
If you see him, please let him know that I can fix that problem for him.
According to this you are making less than 1000$ p.a. then. You should ask for a raise.
Whoosh!
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Were you additionally sexually harassed by a man in a large panda suit?
Well at least Detroit has south Detroit.
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Thats not a fair comparison, in many of the poor areas that were mentioned above (afganastan, mongolia, etc) you are much less likely to get shot.
What are we going to do tonight Brain?
You mean Windsor, Ontario?
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
Wow we're even outsourcing our rich people now.
No wonder our economy sucks.