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Scientists Need Volunteers To Look At the Sun

Hugh Pickens writes "BBC reports that Royal Observatory's 'Solar Stormwatch' needs volunteers to help scientists spot Sun storms — known as coronal mass ejections — before they cause damage on Earth. 'When you look up at the Sun obviously it's too bright to look at properly,' says Dr. Marek Kukula of the Royal Observatory, but 'with special instruments and telescopes you can see there's all sorts of stuff going on.' NASA already monitors the Sun using two 'STEREO' spacecraft that produce 3D images of earth's nearest star, which can show the trajectory of these explosions. However, the sheer amount of data means NASA's scientists are unable to analyze the data as closely as they need — which is where the world's Internet population comes in. After a brief tutorial, users get access to the actual 3-D images taken by the STEREO spacecraft. If a user believes they have spotted the beginnings of a solar storm, they can bring it to the attention of scientists. 'Every little bit counts,' says Kukula. 'I've spoken to the scientists involved and they all agree that even if you log-on and just do it for a few hours, get bored and never touch it again it's all really useful — and helps them to do their work.'"

110 comments

  1. Mama always told me... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun.

    (But Mama, that's where the fun is!)

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    Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
    1. Re:Mama always told me... by nomoreunusednickname · · Score: 3, Funny

      Aaaaaaaah my eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

    2. Re:Mama always told me... by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, at least now I'm not the only one staring at the sun.

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    3. Re:Mama always told me... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You mean... The servers, they do nothing!! We already seem to have slashdotted the place.

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    4. Re:Mama always told me... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Today's report:

      "There's a little black spot on the sun today...it's the same old thing as yesterday...."

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      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
    5. Re:Mama always told me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you stare at the sun long enough, the Calliope will crash to the ground.

    6. Re:Mama always told me... by jgeeky · · Score: 3, Informative

      this HAS to be the first manfred mann reference on slashdot. at least, i hope so. well played, sir.

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      in the immortal words of socrates, "i drank what?"
    7. Re:Mama always told me... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      The Men Who Stare At The Sun?

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    8. Re:Mama always told me... by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Maybe life is like a ride on the freeway...

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      But... the future refused to change.
    9. Re:Mama always told me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this HAS to be the first manfred mann reference on slashdot. at least, i hope so. well played, sir.

      It would be, if it wasn't a reference to a Police song. "King of Pain"

      good day to you, sir

    10. Re:Mama always told me... by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      this HAS to be the first manfred mann reference on slashdot. at least, i hope so. well played, sir.

      Here's a dirty little secret: "Blinded By The Light" is actually a Bruce Springsteen song, from his debut album. After who knows how many albums, it's curious that Manfred Mann are only remembered for cover versions, the other being "Do Wah Diddy Diddy", actually by a band called The Exciters.
      Manfred Mann, however, did OWN those songs with their versions, so I'm not putting them down, much as Jimi Hendrix owned Bob Dylan's "All Along The Watchtower", or Led Zeppelin owned Joan Baez' "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You".

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    11. Re:Mama always told me... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Did you have a Madman bummer drummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat?

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      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    12. Re:Mama always told me... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Yep. I infinitely prefer the Springsteen versions of "Blinded by the Light" and of "For You".

      Greetings from Asbury Park is a great album, with some really good tracks on it.

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      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    13. Re:Mama always told me... by Mooga · · Score: 1

      The googles do nothing?

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    14. Re:Mama always told me... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      Yep, wrapped up like a douche. You know, the odor in the night.

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    15. Re:Mama always told me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can always count on the slashdot community to have at least one person who accurately knows simpsons quotes word by word...

    16. Re:Mama always told me... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Wrong version.

      The original (Springsteen) lyrics are:

      Cut loose like a deuce
      Another runner in the night

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    17. Re:Mama always told me... by balbord · · Score: 1

      What are you? Some sort of monarch of physical suffering?

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    18. Re:Mama always told me... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I like the douche version. Personally, I always heard "the aroma of the night" which makes it even funnier.

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    19. Re:Mama always told me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually a Police song, not manfred mann. so suck it. and Fuck the mods for deleting my first comment.

    20. Re:Mama always told me... by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Do not look at sun with remaining eye

  2. Solar Stormwatch! by jfengel · · Score: 1

    Great name, Solar Stormwatch! It sounds like they should get uniforms.

    I think Solar Weather@HOME would have been cheerier.

  3. sunspots by nemeosis · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Scientists Need Volunteers To Look At the Sun"

    There's a spot burning a hole in my eye from just reading that title..

    1. Re:sunspots by Arancaytar · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Burn out your retina FOR SCIENCE! :P

    2. Re:sunspots by Grizzley9 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "Engineer Needs Volunteers to Do Work for Him"

    3. Re:sunspots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, I was about to apply for the job, I mean, I've got the expertise when it comes to sipping drinks with umbrellas and staring at the sun with shades on...

      but dammit, I read the summary. I should know better than that.

    4. Re:sunspots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Scientists Need Volunteers To Look At The Sun"

      It is way better than The Mirror

    5. Re:sunspots by Jello+B. · · Score: 1

      Yawn.

  4. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can't do it themselves?

  5. Required commment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    O.K. I'll take the night watch.

  6. Grumpy old man... by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    Lifted from SNL transcripts --

    Grumpy Old Man: I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things ... In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" . ... it was and we liked it!

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    1. Re:Grumpy old man... by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      You were LUCKY to have a sun. In my day all we could stare at was hydrogen clouds, and we liked it!

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    2. Re:Grumpy old man... by bunratty · · Score: 4, Funny

      You were lucky to have hydrogen. In my day all we had was a plasma of free protons and electrons and background radiation, and we LIKED it!

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      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    3. Re:Grumpy old man... by MaximvsG · · Score: 0
      haha funny skit. Here's the full paragraph:

      Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it!

    4. Re:Grumpy old man... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Ha! You spoiled whippersnappers were lucky enough to have plasma! Well, back in my day, all we had was *nothing* and I mean *nothing!* Just a bit empty black hole full of entropy. Then it exploded. And that's the we we LIKED it!

      Now get off my lawn!

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    5. Re:Grumpy old man... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You were lucky to have your fancy background radiation and your "Oh look at us" free protons and electrons. In my day, we had nothingness. And we liked it. Til that "God" character came around, what with his "let there be light" new-fangled junk.

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    6. Re:Grumpy old man... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You had entropy? You bastards! We didn’t even have time!

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    7. Re:Grumpy old man... by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Well at least you had branes. In my day... umm...

      /snooze

      /drool

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      I can see the fnords!
    8. Re:Grumpy old man... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      In my day... umm...

      /snooze

      /drool

      I don't know ; kids today, can't even snooze and drool at the same time.

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  7. coronal mass ejections by MrTripps · · Score: 2, Funny

    Coronal mass ejections? I think I saw a clip of that on redtube.com.

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    "I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist! There's a difference." - Dr. Cockroach
    1. Re: coronal mass ejections by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      So that's what buk kaki means!

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      Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
    2. Re: coronal mass ejections by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Buck Cake?

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      I drank what? -- Socrates
  8. Someone has to say it by balneary · · Score: 1

    Do not look at sun with remaining eye!

  9. Are they going to 'train' an algorithm? by JSBiff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder, instead of having humans analyzing these things forever, could they use the interactions with humans to 'train' some sort of visual analysis algorithm so that it learns how to identify the 'interesting' images? Then, in the future, maybe a computer can alert Nasa scientists of particularly 'interesting' images for them to manually analyze, while no longer needing public 'screening' by humans?

    1. Re:Are they going to 'train' an algorithm? by moteyalpha · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is what I thought of immediately, but then they are not rocket scientists, oh wait...

    2. Re:Are they going to 'train' an algorithm? by graft · · Score: 1

      I assume that they'd prefer to do this, but a supervised learning method that builds a classifier function requires that you have a training set that is already classified - a set of images that contain storms and a set of images that don't contain storms. My guess is, since this system just went online and started generating images, they don't really have a huge number of examples to draw from. And the data is pretty noisy, as you can see, so training a machine to be reliable would probably require a large input set. So they're counting on us humans being able to do the machines' jobs for a while, until there's enough examples that you can train your function. In addition, training the machine to spot "interesting stuff" is much harder, maybe impossible, depending on your definition of "interesting stuff". Human eyeballs are better in that regard.

    3. Re:Are they going to 'train' an algorithm? by k2dbk · · Score: 1

      In addition to the tutorials available on the site, there are a number of interviews with the scientists where they explain specifically they wants humans to look at the images. In fact, they want multiple people to look at each set of images to try to get a more objective opinion.

  10. link... by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 0, Redundant
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    1. Re:link... by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      Either the problem was on my end or they fixed it...

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  11. Access to 3D images... by reginaldo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "After a brief tutorial, users get access to the actual 3-D images taken by the STEREO spacecraft"

    Sweet! Do they send me complimentary solarstormwatch 3D viewing glasses, or do I need to use the ones I stole from Avatar?

  12. I looked at the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and now I have to get someone else to read Slashdot to me.

  13. First CME by moteyalpha · · Score: 1

    Next they will need meta meta moderators to sift through all the phony reports of sun spots.
    Actually this could be contracted out to /. -for a fee- as they have experience.

    1. Re:First CME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Make a long, insightful, informative post with a racist message buried near the end of it.
      2) Wait for the metamods to read only the first 2 sentences of it before they metamod up.
      3) ???
      4) Profit!

  14. 09:13, Personal note: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkness. Slowly daylight crept in through the bandages, and I could see, but something else had changed inside of me. That day I had my first headache.

    1. Re:09:13, Personal note: by insufflate10mg · · Score: 1

      I feel moved.. but yet so incredibly lonely and suspended after reading that.

    2. Re:09:13, Personal note: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Restate my assumptions: One, Mathematics is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three: If you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature. Evidence: The cycling of disease epidemics;the wax and wane of caribou populations; sun spot cycles; the rise and fall of the Nile. So, what about the stock market? The universe of numbers that represents the global economy. Millions of hands at work, billions of minds. A vast network, screaming with life. An organism. A natural organism. My hypothesis: Within the stock market, there is a pattern as well... Right in front of me... hiding behind the numbers. Always has been.

    3. Re:09:13, Personal note: by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      There will be no order, only chaos.

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      Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
  15. Volume of data by Yaur · · Score: 1

    If the problem is just the volume of data and not the lack of a good algorithm to do the detection wouldn't it be smart to go the folding@home/seti@home route and just throw massive numbers of donated CPU cycles at the problem?

    1. Re:Volume of data by easyTree · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They are doing. They're just installing the software in your brain :D

  16. From the Chicken Little Observatory . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

    How come I suspect that the Royal Observatory is going to be inundated with false positives, claiming, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!"

    However, this might be cool if they throw in a pair of 3D glasses . . .

    . . . and a NASA secret decoder ring, so that you can snoop on what their other satellites and thingies are up to.

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  17. But what difference will it make? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 5, Informative

    Any coronal ejection EMP pointed at us will arrive just at the time we see it giving us a warning time of a day, perhaps.

    But what could we DO about it?

    Here's a quote from one Mr. Carrington (http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2008/06may_carringtonflare.htm) from the last time this happened in 1859:

    On that morning, he was capturing the likeness of an enormous group of sunspots. Suddenly, before his eyes, two brilliant beads of blinding white light appeared over the sunspots, intensified rapidly, and became kidney-shaped. Realizing that he was witnessing something unprecedented and "being somewhat flurried by the surprise," Carrington later wrote, "I hastily ran to call someone to witness the exhibition with me. On returning within 60 seconds, I was mortified to find that it was already much changed and enfeebled." He and his witness watched the white spots contract to mere pinpoints and disappear.

    It was 11:23 AM. Only five minutes had passed.

    Just before dawn the next day, skies all over planet Earth erupted in red, green, and purple auroras so brilliant that newspapers could be read as easily as in daylight. Indeed, stunning auroras pulsated even at near tropical latitudes over Cuba, the Bahamas, Jamaica, El Salvador, and Hawaii.

    Even more disconcerting, telegraph systems worldwide went haywire. Spark discharges shocked telegraph operators and set the telegraph paper on fire. Even when telegraphers disconnected the batteries powering the lines, aurora-induced electric currents in the wires still allowed messages to be transmitted.

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    1. Re:But what difference will it make? by T+Murphy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I should hope we have some ability to mitigate damage by disconnecting or shutting off equipment and using shielding, but even just knowing what will be destroyed and when can be useful. If there is reason to believe, for example, the computers in cars would get fried and make cars unusable, it would be good to know that before the highway at rush hour becomes a 5 mile long parking lot. Kind of like how better tornado detection doesn't do much to reduce property damage, but has greatly reduced fatalities.

    2. Re:But what difference will it make? by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      I'd assume the protections there are for lightning strikes would work on transmission lines during such an incident, and metal-paneled cars may have a chance w/ the Faraday cage effect?

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    3. Re:But what difference will it make? by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      "Before the highway at rush hour becomes a 5 mile long parking lot."
      You've never been to L.A., have you?

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    4. Re:But what difference will it make? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than a parking lot, could it have a Toyota Prius-like effect and make some cars go out of control?

    5. Re:But what difference will it make? by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      I would be interested if someone better informed could clarify, but I am assuming there are important differences in lighting-proofing something and protecting it against large induced currents. I don't doubt there is a lot of overlap, though.

    6. Re:But what difference will it make? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Just before dawn the next day, skies all over planet Earth erupted in red, green, and purple auroras so brilliant that newspapers could be read as easily as in daylight. Indeed, stunning auroras pulsated even at near tropical latitudes over Cuba, the Bahamas, Jamaica, El Salvador, and Hawaii.

      Say that an event like this were to happen, say, in the year 2012, just as Wired told us.

      What would that look like? With the world electrical grid shorting out, and people going outside and looking up into the sky, and seeing a giant aurora snaking its way across the celestial dome... what would that look like? Oh, I don't know, maybe a giant rainbow serpent in the sky, a Quetzalcoatl if you will, returning, as he promised, in 2012, the transition from the 4th to the 5th Mayan ages?

      ;D

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    7. Re:But what difference will it make? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Dam, I blew that one.

      Here's the link to the Wired article on coronal mass ejection in 2012.

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    8. Re:But what difference will it make? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not so sure we will see such a huge solar flare in the next few years. We are still near a deep solar minimum that was reached in mid-2009, meaning sunspot activity is very low. What we need is such volunteers looking at the Sun closer to a solar maximum, in about 5-6 years. I hope this link will come up again then.

    9. Re:But what difference will it make? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      But what could we DO about it?

      We could upload commands to our orbiting spacecraft to go into safe mode and shut down sensitive electronics and what not. Most modern spacecraft are designed with a safe mode that can be triggered manually just for cases involving heavy solar activity. Believe it or not, those of us on the spacecraft industry do plan ahead from time to time.

  18. For Free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Headline should read, "Scientists need people that want to feel important to do their work for free".

  19. Drat, and double drat by precariousgray · · Score: 1

    Well, I was going to go analyze some images right now, but it seems the page won't load.....

    ....guess I'll just bookmark this one for later...

    ...deletion from list of unused bookmarks.

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  20. remaining eye tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    should have had it...

  21. Don't go natural by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Probably is easier/cheaper to build AIs smart enough for recognizing patterns that should be evident for half-blind volunteers, than building artificial eyes for them after several get damaged vision. Shit (and retinal burns) happens.

  22. Thank you (bye) by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1

    "How to save the Earth via the World Wide Web"

    When I first read it; I scoffed ... but the more I thought about it, the more I now know it's true. Here's a simple test:

    From the perspective of the "little man"
    - Reports surface scorching Sun vomit approaching earth
    - Report received
    - Man eventually fries

    From the perspective of Dr. Strangelove
    - Receives report
    - Replies: Thank you (bye)
    - Closes hatch
    - Proceeds to repopulate the Earth with super models

    (Insert song here: "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn)

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  23. Thomas Dolby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  24. Nice implementation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...of the crowd sourcing techniques that everyone on the web is going ga-ga about.

  25. My favorite planet is the sun by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    You know, if you stare at it head-on it'll burn your eyes out. But it's hard not to. I once took a pair of binoculars and stared at the Sun for over an hour. Curiosity I guess...
    Taken from one of the best SNL skits

  26. obligatory Dilbert by screff · · Score: 1

    Maybe they just need help with logging in. http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2007-11-16/

  27. I've heard it both ways. by st1ckybit · · Score: 1

    That's funny. I thought a coronal mass ejection was what happened after I ate at Chipotle. I've not had a lot of luck getting volunteers to watch that.

    1. Re:I've heard it both ways. by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      That's funny. I thought a coronal mass ejection was what happened after I ate at Chipotle. I've not had a lot of luck getting volunteers to watch that.

      Well, you obviously didn't post it on the Internet, then.

    2. Re:I've heard it both ways. by Earthquake+Retrofit · · Score: 1

      My roommate saw this headline and laughed, "It's a good thing only smart people read that site."

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  28. Behold the awesome power of *nix!!! by rts008 · · Score: 1

    ;-)

    Spark discharges shocked telegraph operators and set the telegraph paper on fire.

    *nix running on telegraphs?!?!
    That explains the printer is on fire message!

    Even when telegraphers disconnected the batteries powering the lines, aurora-induced electric currents in the wires still allowed messages to be transmitted.

    Is there anything *nix cannot do? ;-)

    All joking aside, I imagine that was quite an interesting experience.
    Something similar occurring today would likely cause a huge mess.

    But what could we DO about it?

    Maybe install a global Big Red Button®?
    Short of that(and to be more realistic), we should start planning for controlled shutdowns and disconnections to weather the storm.
    I'm sure that wouldn't prevent all damage, would be a big can of worms, etc., but it may help prevent total catastrophe.

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  29. Does it come with free 3D glasses?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it come with free 3D glasses??

    The BORING sun always looks 2D to me. It'd be nice for a change.

  30. image tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it amusing the the image tag is for sun microsystems. I am surprised no one has mentioned it till now.

    1. Re:image tag by bain_online · · Score: 1

      Really ...
      think about the people that just ignored it, thinking its dead already ?

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  31. The Solar System is the Star by MSDos-486 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What happens when the Oracle System's Star goes Supernova ? Is it going to SPARC?...Is Coffee going to be supplied?...I haven't read much of the comments, but am I the only one to notice the subject icon on this story is the wrong Sun.

    1. Re:The Solar System is the Star by Jahf · · Score: 1

      You are definitely not the only one. Says something about the state of Sun's visibility these days, eh? Youngsters.

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  32. Why Did You Use Sun Microsystems Logo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good lord, has that Ellison fellow gone out and purchased the real sun now? Will he buy the moon next?

    1. Re:Why Did You Use Sun Microsystems Logo? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      Will he buy the moon next?

      He would be a lunatic to do so.

  33. Damn Lazy Editors by coaxial · · Score: 1

    Can the editors PLEASE fix the icons? This isn't Sun Microsystems. This is about a star. This is as bad as Enlightenment being used to refer to metaphysics rather than an old window manager.

  34. Why the logo? by PixetaledPikachu · · Score: 1

    Can anybody tell me why they put sun microsystem logo in this article?

    1. Re:Why the logo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can anybody tell me why they put sun microsystem logo in this article?

      Yes. Larry Ellison is now a moderator here.

    2. Re:Why the logo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was actually a clever idea to start using the logo for something useful now that Sun Microsystems itself is burning out.

  35. Strange by Jorl17 · · Score: 1

    The picture on this story is Sun's symbol, not a picture of 'the sun'. Nice badonkadonk, by the way.

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  36. Mechanical Turk by EdgeCreeper · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of Amazon Mechanical Turk, which crowdsources people to do tasks which computers have trouble doing. It has been used to attempt to find people like Steve Fosset using satellite images and asking people to go through them. The search was unsuccessful though.

  37. Don't stare at the sun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't stare at the sun...you'll use up all the light.

  38. Sunspots by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    "Sunspots...cast a glare in my eyes."

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  39. Sun Microsystems Logo? by mikael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Am I missing something, but the article seems to be using the Oracle|Sun logo, while this is an astronomy discussion of the Sun.

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    1. Re:Sun Microsystems Logo? by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Probably the last time they'll get to use it.

    2. Re:Sun Microsystems Logo? by ari_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdot editors not understanding the sections well enough to separate the concepts they represent from the words in a story is not a new phenomenon. There was at least one completely non-computer-related article in the Enlightenment section a few years ago, although I can't remember enough details to tell the full story. The point is just that these darn kids need to get off my lawn or, at the very least, learn the right way to play lawn darts while they're on it.

  40. Looking forward to the blooper reel by Fr05t · · Score: 1

    "CRAP! I got a coronal mass ejection right in the eye!"

  41. Animated wallpaper by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    This is why the OS needs to support animated wall paper. Then you can have your desktop continually updated with images of the sun. If even just the folks at NASA did this it might provide adequate monitoring for 8 hours a day. A screen saver could be nice too - I wonder which would get seen more often...

  42. Don't stare at sun with remaining eye by Orlando · · Score: 1

    ..

    Orlando

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  43. not to stare into the sun.So when I was six I did. by D4C5CE · · Score: 1

    Oblig Pi quote (Darren Aronofsky, 1998).

  44. But if you're first to discover TEOTWAWKI erupting by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    you'll get Armageddon to bear your name, or that of your wife. ;-)

    even if you log-on and just do it for a few hours, get bored and never touch it again it's all really useful