Long-Running Underwater Robot Lost At Sea
this_boat_is_real writes "Somewhere off the coast of Chile a pioneering underwater robot named Abe lies in a watery grave today. The Autonomous Benthic Explorer was one of the first truly independent research submersibles, being both unmanned and un-tethered to its launching ship. While on its 222nd research dive on Friday all contact with the craft was lost, the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution has announced."
Great, battle of the Titans in real life? Something tells me this is too much of a coincidence!
all the movies form the fifties about giant sea monsters being released by earthquakes are true! We must prepare are selves by watching hours of scifi original movies! Its also no coincidence, 222nd dive? that's 1/3 evil.
And nobody on the sub engineering team thought, "hey, maybe we should add a ballast balloon that floats it to the surface if it loses all contact with the surface." Wow.
what? no skynet tag?
bet the robot became self-aware and decided "to hell with this....I'm making a break for it!"
Now, it's probably in league with those sharks with laser beams.
Abe is now sleeping with the fishes.
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You think there is a mechanism of recovery more robust than the device itself? The pressure that sub handled was ungodly.
Well, may it's not lost.
Maybe the sub truly is autonomous, as in "having autonomy; not subject to control from outside; independent"?
Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
From the WHOI press release: "ABE was equipped with several independent systems to bring it back to the surface at the end of a dive or should a fault occur. The Melville remained in the vicinity to see if ABE had resurfaced, at first searching for ABE’s strobe lights in the darkness. Researchers tried to establish radio contact with ABE in the event it had surfaced, but attempts turned up nothing."
Protip: the people that design these things can, and likely do, fit square pegs in round holes.
Suggesting "durrr, attach a balloon" is, in my not very humble opinion, insulting to the engineers behind these things.
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Interesting info. I appreciate it.
Why be such a dick about how you share it though?
"Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!"
...Charles Widmore must have been monitoring ABE when it somehow found the Island. I expect we'll see a fake press release showing ABE's resting place any time now.
I'm honest enough to admit I lie to myself.
Isn't this the episode where Gilligan finds a mysterious robot in the water and the professor tries to use it to communicate to the outside world, and the skipper hits Gilligan in the head with his hat?
After such an illustrious career shouldn't they use this as the basis of their next design only adding to it additional features that have been proven on more recent designs from other teams? I mean making all these one-off designs like all the underwater robots seem to be has to be the least efficient way to go from both a cash perspective as well as a getting science done perspective.
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
Activate tearducts and proceed with robot mourning routine!
I spend most of my time in bed, darling.
and thanks for all the fish!
The replacement for ABE is Sentry. http://www.whoi.edu/page.do?pid=38095
The cost of running support ships limits the number of subs used and the amount of science which is done.
Film. The camera ran out of film.
You kids...
Wait, I can't get the meme straight in my head...
Is a newly self-aware Automated Undersea Vehicle an Overloard or an Underlord?
And maybe, just maybe, one of the glass flotation spheres had a flaw in it and it imploded, like they said.
Better yet, see the director's cut. The added 20 or so minutes completely alter the film. It goes from a really good flick a nearly great flick. And Ed Harris is a total babe.