Long-Running Underwater Robot Lost At Sea
this_boat_is_real writes "Somewhere off the coast of Chile a pioneering underwater robot named Abe lies in a watery grave today. The Autonomous Benthic Explorer was one of the first truly independent research submersibles, being both unmanned and un-tethered to its launching ship. While on its 222nd research dive on Friday all contact with the craft was lost, the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution has announced."
Abe is now sleeping with the fishes.
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Touché, vulgar anonymous poster.
The people that design these things are smart. Smarter than the average poster here in their field. If Joe Armchairengineer can think it up, I'm pretty damn confident that the engineers behind ABE thought of it too.
In fact, from the WHOI release, there's this nugget:
http://www.goominet.com/unspeakable-vault/vault/309/
Activate tearducts and proceed with robot mourning routine!
I spend most of my time in bed, darling.