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What Free Antivirus Do You Install On Windows?

Techman83 writes "After years of changing between AVG Free + Avast, it's coming time to find a new free alternative for friends/relatives who run Windows. AVG and Avast have been quite good, but are starting to bloat out in size, and also becoming very misleading. Avast recently auto updated from 4.8 to 5 and now requires you to register (even for the free version) and both are making it harder to actually find the free version. Is this the end of reasonable free antivirus, or is there another product I can entrust to keep the 'my computer's doing weird things' calls to a minimum?"

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  1. Uh...Avast? by Pojut · · Score: 4, Informative

    I still use Avast. Oh noes, it took me 2 minutes to fill out the little form. It takes up few resources, it has updates for it nearly every day, it's free as in beer, and I have gotten a virus in ages. What's not to like?

    1. Re:Uh...Avast? by twidarkling · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I used Avast 4.8 for about a month. Then they upgraded to 5.0. Didn't care about the registration, but everything else just irked me to no end. On the other hand, MSE has every advantage you listed, plus no registration, and the updates are gathered through Windows Update, so you don't have yet another service updating itself.

      Oh, and the quick scan takes about 3 minutes.

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    2. Re:Uh...Avast? by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, the registration process has been greatly simplified. If only I didn't have to dig through the options to disable voice announcements...

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    3. Re:Uh...Avast? by magsol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      and I have gotten a virus in ages.

      That you know of.

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    4. Re:Uh...Avast? by Pojut · · Score: 5, Funny

      ::dramatic chipmunk::

    5. Re:Uh...Avast? by Pojut · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah...if I'm gaming, I want to game. There are enough configuration issues as it is running them in their native environment...I don't need to be adding WINE into the mix.

      I run Linux on my laptops, but my gaming rig runs Windows 7.

      Viruses? I only see viruses when I'm cleaning out friends' Windows machines. Nobody else gets viruses.

      I only see viruses when I'm cleaning out machines belonging to friends that surf the web willy-nilly without using common sense.

    6. Re:Uh...Avast? by GIL_Dude · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll second the plug for MS Security Essentials. My current machine came with a three year subscription to McAfee. It was basically "free to me" - but it was utter crap. It wanted me to reboot about once a week to install something (at one point they even emailed everyone registered with a "we're sorry" note because it went through 2 weeks of a reboot every day). I removed it in favor of another "free to me" version - Symantec. That one was because our work license has provisions for home use. It was better than McAfee in that it didn't ever ask for a reboot, but as people know it slows your machine down more than it should. As soon as MS Security Essentials shipped, I dumped that "free to me" Symantec and have never looked back. My wife, both kids, and my machine are all running MSE. I even signed up for the perpetual beta so I am testing the newest version on the machine I am typing this on. I really wouldn't even bother with any other one at this point.

    7. Re:Uh...Avast? by Pojut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...seriously? Conflicker? Dude. There are many ways to prevent Conflicker at this point, the easiest of which involves a patch directly from Microsoft.

      No offense to you or your lady, but you should teach her safer browsing habits.

    8. Re:Uh...Avast? by Kelbear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because hearing "VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED" is a moodkiller during sex.

    9. Re:Uh...Avast? by Pojut · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because hearing "VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED" is a moodkiller during sex.

      Really? We use it as our cue to do the insane "monkey banana swing" position, which yes includes making monkey noises mid-coitus.

      You gotta keep your lovemaking fun, know what I mean?

    10. Re:Uh...Avast? by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think it was a CNET comparison I read of 19 products. Microsoft Security Essentials was something like 2nd out of 19 products in detection, it was the only free product at the top, and it has the smallest footprint out of all 19 tested.

      You'd be hard pressed to argue there is a better free product right now.

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    11. Re:Uh...Avast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was helping a doctor clean out his family computer when he asked how does one contract a computer virus.
      I respond by visiting the seedier parts of the internet looking for cheap thrills and free software/porn.
      In a flash of understanding he responds, 'Oh, just like real diseases.'

      I then proceded to show him where to obtain free porn without needing to visit the sites that were infecting his computer.

    12. Re:Uh...Avast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      My wife, both kids, and my machine are all running MSE.

      Where might I find one of these wives with the ability to natively run x86 code?

    13. Re:Uh...Avast? by c++0xFF · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I had a similar realization once. The way I explain it:

      Antivirus == Washing your hands
      Software Patches == Regular doctor visits

      On the other hand:

      Shady porn sites == Cheep hookers
      Clicking random links == Sharing needles

      A few easy prevention techniques plus avoiding the "seedier" places go a long way.

    14. Re:Uh...Avast? by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try Comodo. I have tried AVG, AntiVir, Avast, and MSE, and out of all of them I've found Comodo to be the best when it comes to resources, lack of irritation, and catching nasties. And if you are worried about PC usage? I'm typing this on a 1.8GHz Sempron I use as a netbox, and Comodo is using 0% CPU and just 12Mb of RAM ATM, and that is with both Comodo AV and Firewall.

      What I've found the best about it is that you can have it both ways. If you just want to install it and walk away that's fine, as its defaults are sensible without anything needing to be touched. On the other hand if you are the type that wants to tweak every setting or get really fine grained on the firewall, well it supports that as well. It really is a nice AV that doesn't bug the shit out of you with popups like many do.

      It'll take it around 3 days to learn your routine, after that you may get a popup once a week when you do something unexpected or an app suddenly tries to call home. It is so quiet I even leave it running while gaming and it doesn't bother me or slow things down. I really can't say enough good things about it, and it sucks that nobody ever seems to bring it up on the big review sites. I have some relatives that can pick up more viruses than a Bangkok whore and Comodo has kept them squeaky clean, and that's saying something!

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  2. Microsoft by dan828 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Microsoft security essentials http://www.microsoft.com/security_essentials/

    I mean, if anyone knows about viruses, it'd be Microsoft.

    1. Re:Microsoft by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I use it at home because it's free, and probably doesn't contain malware itself. Can't really say how effective it is because it has never found any malware on my machines.

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    2. Re:Microsoft by dsavi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have heard good things about MSE from several people, but I haven't tried it myself.

    3. Re:Microsoft by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I mean, if anyone knows about viruses, it'd be Microsoft.

      Caring is another matter. Given their long history of "lightning fast" responses to security problems, I'm not overwhelmed with confidence in their commitment.

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    4. Re:Microsoft by twidarkling · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, I can say it alerted me to one attempted drive-by trojan install, isolated the file, and deleted it, all before I did anything to react to the initial notice. First time I've gotten any sort of notice not related to tracking cookies in a few years.

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    5. Re:Microsoft by fm6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If a product even bothers to tell you about tracking cookies, it's more about religion than security, and should be avoided.

    6. Re:Microsoft by mister_playboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you are running Windows, you are already implicitly agreeing to trust MS, so why not trust their AV program? It's free and integrates unobtrusively into your system. It seems like the most sensible free choice.

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    7. Re:Microsoft by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Were moving 6000 machines to forefront antivirus, which shares the exact same AV engine as Security essentials.

      It has more stuff for enterprise updates and deployments and reporting, but it is soo much faster and lighter than others we have looked at.

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    8. Re:Microsoft by TheLink · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah but are they really trojans? Or was MSE wrong about those?

      FWIW, I don't install AV on my main windows machine. If I do see something suspicious I upload it to: http://www.virustotal.com/

      So far I don't think my machine has been infected before. If my machine ever gets zombied, I'd probably notice since 1) I have a crappy internet connection, 2) I'd eventually notice the network traffic on the gateway machine - which is not windows.

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    9. Re:Microsoft by Cillian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Admittedly, keygens are probably among the most likely software to contain a trojan or something. However, that sort of hand-hacked code does quite often throw up false positives. I've quite often found AVG complaining about cygwin executables or scene demos (Which usually have convoluted compressed executables, probably similar to trojans)

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    10. Re:Microsoft by Feanturi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My favorite "security threat" found on my PC once was in a keygen. I think it was AVG that "identified" it as "harmful" due to being a keygen. The extended details said that the "threat" to my PC was that it would allow unauthorized use of software. Oooh, scary! Also, VirusTotal is awesome.

  3. Microsoft Security Essentials by jrronimo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Microsoft Security Essentials is free, lightweight, and pretty good. Even Ars Techinca thought so, if you trust them.

  4. Why free? by drdanny_orig · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I should think "friends/relatives who run Windows" would be exactly the type to appreciate the convenience of a low-impact reliable AV package, which means they may have to pay a few bucks. It's fine to play FOS yourself or with trivial office or audio stuff, and I do it myself. But I still give ESET a few shekels/year for each windows PC in my house. It just makes sense to me.

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    1. Re:Why free? by Brit_in_the_USA · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I used to used to get my parents to buy Norton for their home PC and remote support them. But if the years subscription was up they wouldn't have the latest protection until I was around to do the upgrade.

      I eventually went free as Norton started causing more problems than it was supposed to solve. Originally I rolled out AVG but that too had yearly requirements to upgrade. I switched all the family members I support a few months ago to the microsoft solution and "it just works", having the definitions and program updates rolled into the windows update has saved a lot of hassle. It being low resource usage is also a major plus. Everyone is happy.

      ...I wish 3rd party software would integrate into the windows update system, it would save a lot of bother (and pop-us, nag screens and update checking tasks loaded at startup).

  5. Avira by HellProphet · · Score: 4, Informative

    Avira Anti-vir. It is good, fully functioned with updates, custom scheduled scans and on access scanning. The only thing you have to deal with is a daily ad that you can dismiss by hitting OK and it won't pop up for another 24 hours. Also it uses up half the resources of AVG, McAfee, Norton.

  6. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by amliebsch · · Score: 3, Informative

    I concur, Security Essentials is pleasantly small to download, fast to install, easy on resources, and reasonably effective. Be aware though it does validate with Genuine Advantage.

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  7. Registration isn't new by MisterBuggie · · Score: 5, Informative

    Obviously you've never actually used Avast. You've always had to register for the free version, and renew the regsitration once a year. They're giving it away for free, I honestly don't see registering as a big deal.

    And the new version is actually a lot better, it finally detects rootkits... If you're looking for something that actually does its job and yet doesn't take up any space or processing power, I doubt you'll find anything...

    If you're gonna pay for your operating system, and then complain about free antiviruses, you might want to consider changing to linux...

  8. Smaller AV programs? by Telecommando · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Techman83 writes "...AVG and Avast have been quite good, but are starting to bloat out in size..."

    Um, in case you haven't noticed, more viruses, exploits and malware are coming out all the time.
    I'd be very surprised if ANY antivirus software got smaller.

    In fact, I'd be highly suspicious.

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    1. Re:Smaller AV programs? by EkriirkE · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't think he was talking about the database size, but the fact that both AVG and Avast (I use both) have moved to highly customized skinned UIs and have completely removed any native UI components and include useless junk that slows your system (eg safesearch/linkscanner) in their installers that makes "Custom install" the only practical method

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  9. Antivirus 2009 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excellent [buy v1agra] product. I haven't have any malware [|\|iger1an 419] detected since I installed it [install Antivirus 2009 today!].

  10. Panda Cloud by Dotren · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been trying this out on my home computers so far and its definitely less resource intensive than previous AV solutions I've used. I haven't gotten infected with anything lately (that I know of) so I don't know how well it handles infections yet.

    Actual web page is here and you can read up on it a bit here.

    1. Re:Panda Cloud by eulernet · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Interesting, but Panda Software is linked to Scientology.

      I'm not sure it's a good idea to let them send packets from your computer...

    2. Re:Panda Cloud by eulernet · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here:
      http://web.archive.org/web/20060713211614/http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/05/03/panda_software_linked_to_church/

      The French are scandalised by the idea that an estimated six to nine per cent of the revenues paid by its police ministry for Panda's Global Virus Insurance might have gone into the coffers of the Church, which was founded by L Ron Hubbard.

      In french:
      http://web.archive.org/web/20010512221513/http://www.lexpress.fr/Express/Info/Societe/Dossier/scientologie/dossier.asp?nom=place

      The french article also mentions Diskeeper...

  11. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Informative

    also beware of the fake Security Essentials that does bad things and also tries to get you to pay money:

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/26/microsoft_security_essentials_rogue/

  12. Re:Microsoft Security Essentials by verbalcontract · · Score: 5, Informative

    I respectfully disagree with your notion that Kaspersky is better than MSE. I had Kaspersky's basic anti-virus for 2 years before MSE came out, and it was a terrible resource hog. And not just during scans; the actual real-time protection would increase the time to open a video file from ~2 seconds after double-clicking to ~15 seconds.

    Additionally, when it detects a suspicious file, the program issues the most gut-wrenching squealing noise I've ever heard. And it does this by default; you have to go into settings to disable the noise.

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  13. That's what we use by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At work (a university) the central IT has chosen to license Sophos. It is, well, crap to put it mildly and takes up amazing amounts of resources. So, instead we use Security Essentials on many systems. Works well, it has successfully stopped viruses that users have tried to get. Pretty light on resources over all, not the lightest weight program I've seen but up there.

    Best one for free I've seen. Personally ESET NOD32 is my favourite and what I license for home, but if the price requirement is $0, then MSE is what I use.

  14. Ars technica review of MSE by igomaniac · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://arstechnica.com/microsoft/news/2009/09/first-look-microsoft-security-essentials-impresses.ars

    An in-depth look at Microsoft Security Essentials, it made me decide to try it out on my girlfriend's laptop (I run OS X myself) and it's worked great.

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    1. Re:Ars technica review of MSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm so glad you told us what you were running there at the end! I was reading along and I was like "His GIRLFRIEND'S PC?!?!?!?! What about HIS PC?!?!" And then you told me you run OSX and I was like, sweet dude. Sweet.

  15. i stopped using avast because of popups by HelloKitty · · Score: 3, Interesting

    avast kept popping up ads to buy their stuff.
    switched to avira, no popups. similar number of false positives as avast... i saw no difference between them. but really, who knows if they're working.

    is there a way to evaluate antivirus software? i mean, after it's 1.) no popups, 2.) not bloaty 3.) easy on the system 4.) convenient to use... how do you know if it actually works?

    I mean I could write a system tray app that's a "virus checker". and always tells you your system's ok... haha

    anyway, reading around, seemed like avast, avira, and avg were the best free ones. and after running avg and avast, I liked avira. but really, no idea who's the best.

    1. Re:i stopped using avast because of popups by junglee_iitk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Are you sure it was Avast? Because it is Avira that gives popups asking for update.

  16. I don't use anything. by andi75 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    - I let windows check for updates, but install them manually.
    - I mostly download my software from sourceforge / cygwin's mirrors (yes, I'm risking that those could be compromised).

    I haven't noticed anything fishy yet, and my WoW account hasn't been hacked in 5 years :-)

  17. MSSE by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoft Security Essentials. It's really the only choice imo. All the others are trying to sell you something. Now, if you're willing to pay, there are perhaps better choices. The most important thing to remember is to not take it too awful seriously. All AV sucks, badly. It's reactive and it only detects a small percentage of the naughty things. It's the only option, but it sucks. MSSE is good.

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  18. AVG + Common sense by SheeEttin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I use AVG's free edition for on-access scanning, just for a little extra protection, because I am generally able to avoid getting infected with anything. (Even if something does slip by me, I can often track it down through a service it installs, entry in startup lists, or running processes.)
    If I'm downloading something that has a big potential for being a virus (e.g. a no-CD crack), I'll scan it manually with AVG, and also upload it to a scanning service like virusscan.jotti.org or virustotal.com, which take a file and put it through a number of anti-virus products.

    Natually, AVG has also been making it harder to find the free edition. They, of course, want you to buy the full AVG Internet Security package. (To find AVG Free, you have to go to free.avg.com, and look for the less-flashy, more hidden buttons.)

  19. I don't by riegel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Between my job, some side work and friends and family I manage close to 70 Windows machines. I have been doing IT since 1992.

    When I am asked this question my answer is always this. None. I think antivirus is more trouble than it is worth. First any new viruses will be undetected, second the pain of actually running anti virus outweighs any marginal benefit received from it.

    Of course this answer immediately creates a follow up question... Well then what do you do?

    The best way to protect yourself is to run as NON - ADMIN. That's it. A coworker recently got a virus and I simply logged in as admin and ran a free online virus scan. It found his problem and removed it.

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  20. Re:Install a linux of some sort by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Web accelerator is nothing more than a cacheing proxy. install a proxy to replace it.

    emulators, sorry, but bothand more are available under linux.

    flash works fine.

    Opera 10 - dont know I dont use it.
    Realplayer-- WHY? Who cares?

    Ipod mp4 video works perfectly fine. did you even try?

    Sorry but 80% of all your claims have not been true for 2 or more years now, and some are simply forever false. I've played SNES games under linux for over 10 years now.

    I can add to your list that Linux will run IE6 and IE7 AND IE8 fine under wine. as well as REalplayer if you really want that.

    I'll try opera 10 tonight, but I suspect it will work perfectly under Ubuntu 9.10.

    Oh I can also play WMA and WMV files as well as other non linux file formats.

    P.S. I'm really sad for you, having to live with a Dialup ISP must suck. You cant get broadband at all? no WISP service? How about CDMA?

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  21. Re:Microsoft - why no AV in Windows install? by kgo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's also the whole monopoly thing. They got into big trouble for bundling a free browser into windows. Because, I mean, what OS actually comes with a browser? (Of course things were a little different in 1995.)

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  22. Re:Install through ninite.com by TheNumberless · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You mean I can download my anti-virus software from an oddly named third party that I've never heard of? Forgive me if I pass.

  23. Re:I dont use... by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just because you can't be 100% safe with any given product is no reason to abandon it entirely.

    I recently reinstalled Windows, and while I've historically used Avast, I opted to go with nothing this time around. I'm tired of resource usage and slower load times for everything thanks to antivirus; I've moved my e-mail to Google Apps, so they scan my e-mails for viruses. My use of Bittorrent is extremely limited (I only have it installed because Star Trek Online's installer is available via torrent), and I never visit the seedier side of the internet. I'm behind a firewall.

    Basically I'm not going to get a virus, so I see no reason to run anti-virus software. Rather than "Can't be 100% safe, may as well not use it", my reasoning is "I'm already 99.99999% safe, so why bother".

    (Yes, I know it's still technically possible to get a virus. But the chances are extremely slim, given the way I use my computer.)

  24. Re:clam by evilviper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://www.clamwin.com/
    Although it is missing an on access scan, I am not sure if that is a plus of a minus

    I could live without an on-access scan (tell your download manager to scan downloaded files), but Clamwin is completely unusable, IMHO, because it uses up much more system memory, and takes 4X as long to scan compared to the more common Free AVs.

    If you want real, free antivirus, go with MoonSecure (v2.x), which is GPL, does on-access scanning, and uses the ClamAV database. It does (momentarily) use up a lot of memory, and slow down the system, but only when first starting up, or updating definitions. Other than that, it's no more of a dog than any other free AV. Free for commercial purposes, likely to have definitions available forever, etc.

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  25. Re:None... by QuoteMstr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's right. If you:

    • run as a non-administrator;
    • keep your software updated;
    • don't run suspicious code;
    • and don't use known-buggy programs like Internet Explorer

    why would you be more insecure under Windows than you be doing the same thing under OS X or Linux? Sure, the greater market share of Windows leads to more effort being put into creating malware for it, and that presumably increases the overall risk slightly. But that's a minor point. In general terms, used properly, a Windows system running without an antivirus package is adequately secure.

    The problem is that Windows users tend to have terrible security hygiene. They turn security features off, never update, and click the dancing bunnies. That's a separate, social issue. Never try to apply a technical solution to a social problem.

    These days, the Windows security model is pretty good; you can attach a security descriptor to practically any kernel object, and the NT kernel has supported ACLs since day one. Slashdot needs to stop living in 1999. We're not talking about Windows 98. You can't crash a machine by pinging it, and it doesn't blue screen every day. Hell, you can even keep it up long than 49.7 days!

    Bashing Windows today for the faults of the system a decade just makes you look ridiculous. It's like bashing Linux for not having hardware hot-plugging, or bashing Macs for not having preemptive multitasking. It's ludicrous. You want to bash Microsoft for pervasive DRM? Fine. You want to bash them for outrageous market segmentation? You want to bash them for their traditional embrace-extend-extinguish approach to standards? Fine. Want to bash them for still not having a real package manager in the OS? fine. Those are all still issues. But security and robustness aren't.

  26. Re:buy a mac or install linux by CxDoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reinterpretation of "buy a mac or use linux" mantra every time someone asks for an Windows related advice in all too familiar car terminology:

    Windows user: I have this $non-descript-japanese-model hatchback and....
    Pundit: Scrap that shit, get a Mercedes!
    WU: Well, it's just this noise...
    Pundit: Mercedes! Japanese cars are shit!
    WU: I can't afford that - anyway I was saying...
    Pundit: Then you have to go for a tank!
    WU: A tank? WTF? Is this a car service?
    Pundit: Or F22 fighter jet. It will happen sooner or later, sonny boy, you car is a piece of shit, it will fall apart any day. Why delaying the inevitable? Switch to proven quality!
    WU: Uh... ok, I'll go with it. How do I drive a tank? How do I even get the fucking tank?
    Pundit: It's free! You just have to join the military and pass the training and you're good to go!
    WU: Can I drive it to work?
    Pundit: Not really but who cares! It's rock solid!
    WU: ...

    And so on...

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  27. Re:clam by WetCat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Clam sentinel is a program that detects file system changes and automatically scans the files added or modified using ClamWin. Require the installation of ClamWin. For Microsoft Windows 98/98SE/Me/2000/XP/Vista/Windows 7.
    http://sourceforge.net/projects/clamsentinel/

  28. Change the language to French by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Funny

    HTH.

     

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    1. Re:Change the language to French by Inda · · Score: 4, Funny

      "VIRUS base de données a été mis à jour"

      I just said that to the wife in my best Parisian accent. I'm getting lucky tonight!

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    2. Re:Change the language to French by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 4, Funny

      My wife just heard the word VIRUS and threw me out of the house.

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  29. Microsoft Security Essentials by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft Security Essentials is all you need for non-enterprise A/V.
    It's free, it's unobtrusive and it works very well. What's more, commercial AV vendors, like Symantec, realise what a threat it is to their business model and have published a lot of FUD about you get what you pay for - however all the benchmarks I've seen have it ranking up there with the best of them.

    The only reason to go for a commercial AV package is if you need a management and reporting console to manage a large number of computers.

  30. Re:I dont use... by dskzero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're talking as if you only get virus while actively looking for them.

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  31. Re:Ubuntu by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Funny

    I installed the Ubuntu anti-virus and now everything looks different and my games and a bunch of Apps I use don't work!

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  32. Re:I dont use... by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, it's not like that at all. It's like sleeping with the same woman every night while taking the chance that someone has come by and stuck her with a needle she wasn't aware of.

    The chances of that happening are extremely slim.

    So... the sites I use often. When was the last time Ars Technica or Slashdot was compromised with something spreading a virus? How about Penny-Arcade or xkcd?

    I haven't said it isn't possible, I've only said I'm willing to risk the extremely small chance that I'll get a virus.

  33. Re:I don't (and you sir, are an idiot) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Between my job, some side work and friends and family I manage close to 70 Windows machines. I have been doing IT since 1992.

    Congrats, welcome to being a Junior Systems Administator.

    When I am asked this question my answer is always this. None. I think antivirus is more trouble than it is worth. First any new viruses will be undetected, second the pain of actually running anti virus outweighs any marginal benefit received from it.

    The crimeware industry is collectively thanking you for spreading your fantastic and totally bogus advice. Running a Windows box sans AV might be fine for you because you're so smart and have never found a rootkit on your machine, but I suspect your motivation for telling your less aware friends to use no AV whatsoever on a Windows machine is so you can generate some more side work. News Flash: Running a non-admin account will not even slow down some of the major botnet penetration rates - Depending upon what other apps you have loaded on your machine, Zeus can pwn non-admin run machines too, smart guy - Google "privilege escalation". At least with some freebie AV, you might be able to catch the variant that came out yesterday, but probably not the one that came out an hour ago...better then nothing at all which is what your advice amounts to...but telling them to run something that's even free, or simply educating them about defensive internet use is too much trouble for you, in your mind. A screen door and a clue is better then no damned door and at all.

    Your security insights to the those who don't know any better then to listen to you is dangerous, and your suspect motivation is even worse. You'd be better off with the standard "Install Linux and you don't need AV" or "Get a Mac" spiel or better yet, take your advice back to 1993-1994 (and you were in IT then, so you say) when it was last actually correct.....that's about the last time Windows was safe from *requiring* some sort of AV. You've probably never seen what happens to someone who's great at what they do in the outside world (IE rather intelligent), and has a semi-clue with computers, have to put their lives back together after their identity was sold for a pittance (the going rate for a stolen identity is around $15.00 USD) after opening a well engineered landmine of a mail. All that horseshit you see about LifeLock and whatnot....Doesn't do jack squat after you've had your life pwnd. It's pretty sad that one little click on an email with a zipped EXE masked as a PDF attachment that was on a up to date XP machine with Automatic Updates on with an exipred licensed AV client and an older version of Acrobat Reader installed run with non-admin rights can have such ugly consequences....an up to date freebie AV client would probably have caught this little piece of trash....or have you told friends that Acrobat 7.0 Reader isn't really all that safe? I was told about it afterwards "when I clicked on the PDF it didn't do anything or launch Acrobat so I didn't think anything of it", she not knowing it had done its silent install and began mining away on her machine and was happy to report back her banking details to the C&C server. Her understanding of a virus was it would immediately alert her that she caught something like spring porn pop-ups all over the place (this isn't 2004 anymore) or change her background and tell her she was infected (she must have caught SpyFalcon or one of those fake AV types of rogue scareware once before) - do you educate your friends and users that these new viruses do whatever they can to not announce their presence, or is that also too much trouble for you? You were the hero with your free online tool and caught the one that did, congrats...here's your cookie. Did you get all of it.......?

    We live in a crime filled world, where some smart folks want to do as little as possible to make the fat bank and don't give a shit who's lives they ruin. Your identity sells for next-to-nothing on the underground n