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UK ID Cards Could Be Upgraded To Super ID Cards

An anonymous reader writes "Gadget lovers are used to punishing upgrade cycles but now it seems that the British ID card could be replaced with a 'super' ID card just a couple of years after the first one was released. The new card could be used to buy goods or services online, or to prove identity over the web. It's a bit of a kick in the teeth for the people who have already paid £30 for a 1st gen card that can't do any of these things."

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  1. Or not by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 0

    Maybe the buyers of this generation ID cards would just want, well, an ID card.

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    1. Re:Or not by TSchut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wouldn't it be easy if you had one card for ID, public transport, payments, building access, getting your treatment, etc?
      It probably should have some kind of Chip. Now this would be perfect day!

    2. Re:Or not by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No. Definitely not. I don't want my complete life to stagnate when I loose the ID card, for instance. Furthermore, the idea of coupling payments to the ID card (which is basically a passport) is so horrible I do not forgive a government to even suggest it.

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    3. Re:Or not by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wouldn't it be easy if you had one card for ID, public transport, payments, building access, getting your treatment, etc?
      It probably should have some kind of Chip. Now this would be perfect day!

      Nice until the government decides to revoke your access to all of the above on a whim.

    4. Re:Or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wouldn't it be easy if you had one card for ID, public transport, payments, building access, getting your treatment, etc?

      Wouldn't it be easy if the government and corporations could track and timestamp every action of your life with no court supervision?

    5. Re:Or not by AlecC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem with any such card is that as it does more and more things, more and more people can access data used by it. The fact that it can do more things makes it a juicy target for criminals, while the larger the number of people who have access to its data the more there are to be criminals or to be suborned by criminals. This means that there is in inverse square law of security against power of such a card. Nobody is going to attack my library card: all they could do is take out books in my name, and the only people who have access to the database are a handful of librarians. But single index to my entire life gives access to my bank, my medical records, my employment records, my tax records... and is vulnerable to attack by all those with legitimate access to any of those people.

      Beware of revenge effects. Every technology has them - this ID card seems to me to have bigger ones than most.

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    6. Re:Or not by Wowsers · · Score: 1

      A "super ID card", will see how good it is against a cigarette lighter, shove their ID cards cards where the sun don't shine (unfortunately I read that there are many current government ministers who would like that experience).

      This corrupt government will force ID cards on people by stealth. There are plans to add a section to the passport application form. If you do not want an ID card, you will not get a passport. That's an easy way to force people to have cards they don't want. The current government are THE most corrupt in the UK's history.

      Kick the corrupt UK government out of power, then the UK public will save £20bn, and not have every excuse for public sector "worker" from the police downwards asking "Papieren Bitte", just like in Nazi Germany.

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    7. Re:Or not by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, it's called an iPhone.

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    8. Re:Or not by TSchut · · Score: 1

      It seems you all either need new sarcasm detectors or should read "This Perfect Day" by Ira Levin.

      I expected more from you, Slashdot!

    9. Re:Or not by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 1

      Attaching difficult-to-spoof biometric requirements to such a card seems the next obvious step. It's hard to imagine a cool futuristic world as painted by books and movies when you realize most of the real "future-y" innovations of those settings would be stamped out by the public due to privacy concerns and such.

    10. Re:Or not by AlecC · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Two problems. Firstly, define, and prove, "difficult-to-spoof" for all time. People have already shown the ability to spoof fingerprints. And all you have to do is to clone the identity of one card onto the biometrics of another, and you have a card that describes the criminal but accesses the victims data.

      Secondly, much access to the data is not with the card but without. If people have access to one part of the data it is all to easy to access other parts. So the clerk who can legitimately check, say, that I have paid my property taxes may all to easily be able to access my medical appointments - including the one with a specialist in embarrassing diseases.

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    11. Re:Or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cant believe people stand by and just accept these things... its just one step closer to microchips in the hand and the mark of the beast

    12. Re:Or not by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > I expected more from you, Slashdot!

      You are condemned to eternal disappointment. No matter how thickly you lay on the sarcasm there will be at least one Slashdotter who will miss it (and let's not discuss irony at all).

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    13. Re:Or not by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

      I bet the terrorists that used fake British passes would have had no problems getting a hold of these ID cards.
      Then they are not only using your name, they BECOME you!
      Then try to prove you did not do something.

    14. Re:Or not by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 1

      I used the term "next step" because I'm convinced it doesn't exist yet. After all, we're talking about "any such card," not particularly this UK ID card.

      I was more commenting on what you said than trying to argue with you.

    15. Re:Or not by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We already have standard forms of ID (in the UK, the passport). That's not an argument for making the passport/ID card much more expensive, and tying it to a national database, or introducing laws criminalising people who fail to notify about change of details, or lost/damaged cards, and so on.

      It's also not an argument for making the ID compulsory.

    16. Re:Or not by Fuzzypig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah it does doesn't it? However this is Gordon Brown's bunch of incompetent fuck-wits, at least until the next election when they will be replaced by David Cameron's bunch of incompetent fuck-wits! UK Government IT is all based on back-handers and directors taking cuts for projects that are almost always delayed and almost always nothing like what they were supposed to achieve. I wouldn't trust the Gov's IT mob to run a 1 table with 1 row Access database, they'd fuck it up or leave it on a USB on a train somewhere!

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    17. Re:Or not by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easy if you had one card for ID, public transport, payments, building access, getting your treatment, etc?

      If you are willing to give up essential liberties for mere convenience, you don't deserve those liberties. Go ahead and apply for the card. Just don't complain when your life gets turned upside down when something goes wrong.

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    18. Re:Or not by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      How is pointing out that not only is the iPhone can not only combine all of these, but that it is also capable of doing so in a way which is actually secure (unlike these Identi-ease cards which are being proposed), "troll"?

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    19. Re:Or not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make it sound like only the government will be able to alter the necessary records to deny one the services of the card. (hint: hackers :P)

    20. Re:Or not by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      The problem is, the people of the UK support their ass-backwards freedom-hating government.

    21. Re:Or not by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I bet the (alleged) Israeli terrorists that used fake British passes would have had no problems getting a hold of these ID cards.

      FTFY

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  2. you missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .....and utterely terrifying as well.

  3. It's not a kick in the teeth for anyone. by onion2k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No one thinks 'well, we've sold a bunch of these, we'd better stop innovating now in case we annoy the people who bought Version 1'. Buying something, then a few years later a better version coming along is not a "kick in the teeth". It's progress.

    If the best argument you can come up with against "super ID cards" is that they're not fair on people with ordinary ID cards then you need to go back to Civil Liberties School.

    1. Re:It's not a kick in the teeth for anyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Um, I think to much civil liberty Schooling maybe the problem. It's not fair that people who bought things at an earlier date get something different then those who buy it to day.

    2. Re:It's not a kick in the teeth for anyone. by AlecC · · Score: 1

      So its not fair that people who buy Ford's basic model get something better than a Model T? It's not fair that when I buy a plane ticket I travel in greater comfort and safety than my father did? It;s not fair that my GBP400 PC today performs better than my first GBP1200 PC (386 8Mhz, 8Mb ram, 10Gb disc)?

      Progress happens. Your view is positively Luddite.

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    3. Re:It's not a kick in the teeth for anyone. by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      Aside from first class, I'm not sure that planes would be more comfortable these days.

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    4. Re:It's not a kick in the teeth for anyone. by AlecC · · Score: 1

      Have you ever flown in a DC3?

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    5. Re:It's not a kick in the teeth for anyone. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I see what you're saying, but the cost is an important issue - sadly a lot of people don't care about the civil liberty issues (you and I do, but that doesn't persuade people), but they do care about the immense cost, which the Government has been trying to hide. So it is an issue if, even after spending the £60 for a card, or £123 for the passport version (both figures include the £30 processing feeds, which the Government conveniently doesn't include), that's suddenly obsolete a few years later, with new versions being even more expensive.

      Progress is fine, but forced compulsory expensive progress is not what everyone wants.

      It's also worth watching this news, as the Government is bound to spin it the other way - "look how wonderful ID cards will be, you'll be able to do everything with them!"

    6. Re:It's not a kick in the teeth for anyone. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a joke on Apple's product cycle and not a commentary on civil liberties, but silly me...

    7. Re:It's not a kick in the teeth for anyone. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of the commercials here in the US were Visa was advertising how easy it was to commit fraud with a Check Card. They showed a guy going into a pet store with his daughter, and the shop owner asking to see ID to use a real check. The guy didn't have ID, so the commercial goes on to show that with a Check Card, you don't need ID, and you don't need to know a pin number. All you need to do is sign a name, and the store will accept it.

      Somehow, people didn't seem to understand that if the guy in the commercial found the card on the ground outside, they were showing how easy fraud is with one. Even to this day, I still get people trying to explain that since you are allowed to (but don't have to) enter a pin when you buy something with a check card, that somehow it is secure.

  4. Not really by Spad · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a bit of a kick in the teeth for the people who have already paid £30 for a 1st gen card that can't do any of these things.

    Yes, all 6 of them.

    1. Re:Not really by newcastlejon · · Score: 5, Funny

      And you can bet your last penny that they claimed the cost back on MPs' expenses.

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    2. Re:Not really by Xest · · Score: 1

      6? There's that many out there now?

      If they actually care, I'd imagine they'd be more upset at the fact that ID cards are almost certainly not going to survive the next election in a couple of months more than anything.

    3. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >

      I'd imagine they'd be more upset at the fact that ID cards are almost certainly not going to survive the next election in a couple of months more than anything.

      dream on sunshine. all the parties will keep them. they're just using it for leverage now.

      a mandatory database like this will become is a politician's wet dream.

    4. Re:Not really by Xest · · Score: 1

      None of the parties can afford to keep them.

      Even Labour has damped down their plans for them.

    5. Re:Not really by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      That's charmingly naive. You seriously think that Cameron will hold to his promise to cancel ID cards?

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    6. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pssst, Israel will buy 'unwanted' ones for their 'library'.
      And if they don't buy them, a secondary market for those in France who want to come to UK is there.
      The cards prove nothing - all you need do, it look fairly similar. All the cards prove is somebody paid 30 quid for em.

    7. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      LOL - this is pretty much my thinking. Its only people Manchester who actually have them, and from what I remember only about 8000 people took them up. Even the pilots for whom the cards were mandatory refused to take them!

      This just sounds like another "incentive".

    8. Re:Not really by Xest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, because it's simply unaffordable.

      At worst they'll keep some of the components of it that have been paid for but then, the Tories have said this all along- specifically, the parts relating to biometric passports.

      What they wont be interested in is a national role out and mandating of cards for everybody or further expansion of the scheme.

      What the hell as a false EU promise referendum got to do with ID cards? It's entirely irrelevant and a completely different situation. I'm not a Tory support (I'm tentatively Lib Dem) but he's quite right that a referendum post Lisbon treaty would be completely and utterly meaningless.

      It sounds like you're just angry about that, and are somehow extrapolating it to the party and all policies in general.

      I'd never believe a politician or party entirely, but odds of Labours full blown ID card scheme being kept on if Labour don't win are pretty low, hell, even if Labour do win and they finally figure out where they want to make cuts to cut the deficit there's a decent chance the scheme will be scaled back. It just has no real support outside Labour whatsoever, and even within Labour support for it is shrinking.

    9. Re:Not really by mhelander · · Score: 1

      I guess the Anonymous Submitter will see that as another "kick in the teeth".

    10. Re:Not really by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      "What the hell"? Well, one of us is definitely an angry little chap.

      In the real world, the contracts will have been signed years ago, and it'll cost any government more to weasel out of them than it will to press ahead.

      Not that any government gives a damn about costs - it's not their money that they're spending. The only equation is votes gained or lost. Since all you "tentative" types will vote Lib Dem anyway, the only consideration is lost votes from lost jobs.

      When you've joined the adult world, you'll understand that, and it'll be clear why any government will press ahead with funding the ID card industry.

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    11. Re:Not really by colinRTM · · Score: 2, Informative

      All six teeth, you mean? Well, we are British...

    12. Re:Not really by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's charmingly naive. You seriously think that Cameron will hold to his promise to cancel ID cards?

      Not a Tory*, but "Dave" was absolutely right that a referendum post ratification would be pointless. They were idiots for promising one in the first place.
      On the issue of the ID card; both opposition parties have pledged to drop the card and it has stopped being a vote winner to the extent that even Labour have rolled back the extent of the scheme. Now that cuts are needed it's an obvious, symbolic, target, but I'll keep donating to no2id to keep the pressure up to try and make sure that the NIR is dropped as well as the card.

      *I live in a lib-dem\tory marginal & am a member of the Pirate Party UK. I'll probably vote Lib-dem.

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    13. Re:Not really by Xest · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, sorry, you're completely right. You won me over with your awesome trolls and insults, they gave such a compelling background to your comments about how it'll cost more to drop the contracts than pay the get-out compensation, I just didn't know how you could possibly be wrong afterwards.

      Your ability to see the future is amazing, you're right, I just know it now, I will vote Lib Dem, you're totally right, I mean, why didn't I see it? It couldn't possibly be the case that someone would be capable of changing their political affiliation through time depending on how different parties act or anything could it? I mean this is the UK, we don't vote for parties based on their policies or actions do we? That'd be stupid! We do it because we pick one, probably the one our parents supported, and support it like a football team, and who wouldn't support their favourite team no matter what right?

      No, really though, the National Identity Register contract has been awarded to IBM and paid for already, the enrollment contract has been awarded to CSC and paid for already, these two contracts totalled £650m. The contract to produce the initial cards for the trial (which is due to last around 3 more years under a continued Labour government) was awarded to Thales, at £18m, this has also already been paid for. The total cost of the scheme until 2017 has been filed by Labour as £5.7bn, thus, any incoming government can save at least £5bn on the scheme by ceasing it, it is only the remaining £0.7bn that would be lost at most- money that could really be used to help cut the deficit right now, but still not enough to deter cancelling the scheme and enjoying the £5bn over 10 year savings.

      Regarding the "ID card industry", of the three companies that won the contracts, 2 are American, 1 is French, so there's no more than a negligible benefit to UK industry from pursuing the scheme.

    14. Re:Not really by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      What they wont be interested in is a national role out and mandating of cards for everybody or further expansion of the scheme.

      Given that many of us in the UK wish to have a passport, then that's still ID cards by the backdoor. If the Tories are saying they're going to cancel it, I expect them to do that - not say that passport holders still have to get one.

    15. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bit of a kick in the teeth for the people who have already paid £30 for a 1st gen card that can't do any of these things.

      Yes, all 6 of them.

      Only six teeth??? Why are they selling these things in Arkansas?

    16. Re:Not really by Xest · · Score: 1

      It is slightly different in theory- the biometric passport just means your passport can be verified by your biometrics. The ID card scheme was a problem because it was designed to be your entire identity document, if someone copies a biometric passport it'll be useless because in the cases where the passport is required (i.e. airports) it wont be valid because the biometrics wont match.

      If however they clone your identity card it will be used in a variety of circumstances where biometrics aren't checked which makes it much more of a problem, particularly as much more trust is being put in it, incorrectly. Particularly as they're talking about tying these ID cards to your bank accounts, collection of any benefits you may be owed and so forth- theft or faking of an ID card allows for much more damage than theft of a biometric passport.

      Now, that's really the theoretical view of it, in practice I think creating fake biometric passports will just become trivial in the long run so ultimately offer no real protection, I also don't really want the government holding a database of any of my biometrics either. So I do agree with you that it'd be nicer to get rid of it all, but personally I'm much happier with the idea of it being limited to biometric passports, than I am with a full blown ID card roll out! I certainly don't think groups like NO2ID should stop until we get the likes of biometric passports dealt with either though but the point is, killing the ID card scheme is a damn good start- that's the worst of it out the way at least, we just have to finish the rest of it off!

    17. Re:Not really by Smauler · · Score: 1

      If you haven't noticed, the UK is horribly in debt. The ID card fiasco can be dropped pretty easily - there is nothing really dependant upon it, and everyone's realised that it won't solve any problems. I can see the Conservatives dropping it.

      More of a problem is initiatives like the NHS database which don't get into the headlines as much, which has cost, thus far, at least six billion. To put that in perspective, that is 100 pound out of every single UK resident's pocket. Try a poll on that, and see whether it's worth 100 quid to the average person.

      My main point here - Claiming those who vote lib dem are tentative is patently stupid. Have you even looked at any of the policies? I'll vote lib dem because they'll reduce my taxes, and push proportional representation. I earn not too much, and I estimate about 50% of what I earn goes to the government. I use hardly any government services (apart from the obvious, such as roads). Anyone who has a kid gets child tax credit, which I should not pay for. I am paying way more in tax as a proportion of my income than those earning 10 times what I do, and the lib dems are going to sort some of that out.

    18. Re:Not really by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Technically they never promised a referendum if it was ratified. They only promised a referendum if it could be effectual, and now the only way to drop out of the Lisbon treaty is to drop out of Europe altogether, which would be economic suicide IMO.

  5. Before someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    reads only page 1 of the article to say that the UK government is "putting all its eggs in one basket", please read the entire article. (Yes, I know this is Slashdot.) Says the article:

    Hillier's stance seems to contradict her statements last year which argued against adding too many features to ID cards, saying: "If you try and lay too much on something then you risk overwhelming it and making it too complex."

    1. Re:Before someone by AlecC · · Score: 1

      Don't most people round here do incremental development? Isn't it normal to send release 0.1 for test and then start work on release 0.2? It is sensible to put a minimal set of features into a Mk 1 card, then add more to a Mk 2 card later.

      The problem is not with enhancing the card, it is with the non-optional nature of it. In technology we are used to early adopters paying a high price, and later users getting something that is both cheaper and probably better. Everybody makes a choice to be an early adopter, or not, and lives with the consequence. But the UK ID card, while claimed to be voluntary, is not. If you want to get/renew a passport from 2011 on, you will have to get an ID card. Which forces people into the early adopter group whether they want it or not. They do not have the option of waiting until the system has settled down. I would definitely play cautious about this ID card scheme, and luckily my passport needs renewing in 2010, so I can - until they find some other way to coerce me. I'll get one when I see real evidence of an advantage to me, and that the security threats have not materialized.

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    2. Re:Before someone by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hillier? Hillier? So officials under Hillier will be asking for our papers?

      Hail Meg...!

  6. It's always been my dream ... by Aceticon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's always been my dream to be profiled by law enforcement on the basis of my shopping.

    Who knows, maybe my toilet paper buying habits exactly match those of a known terrorist and the men in black will single me out for "special attention". After all, who doesn't want to be incarcerated for 28 days without actually being accused of anything because of buying "the supermarket's brand in packs of 4 in average once every two months" just like the terrorists.

    The good news is that using a Government provided electronic ID card for shopping will bring me closer to my dream.

    1. Re:It's always been my dream ... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your tongue-in-cheek request for attention hits the nail right on the head: Hello, Big Brother, can you please keep track of everything I ever buy and everywhere I ever go for me? Who knows, maybe they'll offer a CD at the end of the year with a summary of your purchases and travels for only £14.99.

      A more important question though, is how on earth do you last two months with only a 4 pack of toilet paper?

    2. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      being accused of anything because of buying "the supermarket's brand in packs of 4 in average once every two months" just like the terrorists.

      Consider increasing the fibre in your diet. That'll foul up their profiling.

    3. Re:It's always been my dream ... by SuperMog2002 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A more important question though, is how on earth do you last two months with only a 4 pack of toilet paper?

      That's how we know he's a terrorist!

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    4. Re:It's always been my dream ... by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      That must be quite impressive a pack there.

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    5. Re:It's always been my dream ... by chrb · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hello, Big Brother, can you please keep track of everything I ever buy and everywhere I ever go for me?

      How is this different to debit and credit cards? And travel cards like the Oyster card?

      I was always surprised that the UK ID card was less capable than the Estonian ID card. Who had the brilliant idea to introduce a National ID card that can't authenticate over the internet? Seriously, it would actually be quite useful to have one standardised, secure card that could be used to authenticate with banks etc. The security arrangements at the moment are woefully inadequate, and a physical token will add another layer of security.

    6. Re:It's always been my dream ... by philgp · · Score: 1

      Toilet paper lasts much longer when there are no women living in the house.

    7. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short, because it's the *government* that administers this card, and people in UK don't trust the government. Ok, it's better than the US government, but still.

    8. Re:It's always been my dream ... by OolimPhon · · Score: 1

      You haven't met my son, have you...

    9. Re:It's always been my dream ... by frenchbedroom · · Score: 1

      A more important question though, is how on earth do you last two months with only a 4 pack of toilet paper?

      Simple ! Use BOTH sides.

    10. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, Big Brother, can you please keep track of everything I ever buy and everywhere I ever go for me? Who knows, maybe they'll offer a CD at the end of the year with a summary of your purchases and travels for only £14.99.

      If it could somehow be done in a way that guarantees that only you ever have access to that data—and I know that's not going to happen—that would actually be a pretty cool service. Imagine having a gadget that automatically logs for you every detail of where you go, every day. It's a compulsive diarist's dream come true.

      (And no, that's not an implicit endorsement of the ID card system. Like I said, privacy comes first. National ID cards can go to hell.)

    11. Re:It's always been my dream ... by 6Yankee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A more important question though, is how on earth do you last two months with only a 4 pack of toilet paper?

      Save up all your Number Twos for the office! Why do it on your own time and use your own toilet paper, when you can use theirs and get paid for it? :)

    12. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three R-s:
      Reduce, Reuse and Recycle!

    13. Re:It's always been my dream ... by molecular · · Score: 1

      A more important question though, is how on earth do you last two months with only a 4 pack of toilet paper?

      That's the point, terrorists wash their beloved behinds using water. They buy toilet-paper for cover only. Due to limited budget, they go for a 4-pack each 2 months.

    14. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have him switch to paper towels, it is much cheaper (hint: your son is using toilet paper for 2ndary purposes).

    15. Re:It's always been my dream ... by molecular · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hello, Big Brother, can you please keep track of everything I ever buy and everywhere I ever go for me?

      How is this different to debit and credit cards? And travel cards like the Oyster card?

      As far as I know, the oyster-card is not linked to your personal identity. It's anonymous. You can get a new one at any time.
      Did I miss something?

    16. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows, maybe my toilet paper buying habits exactly match those of a known terrorist and the men in black will single me out for "special attention".

      Exactly!

      Some years back, in a trial of some crack dealers in the US, part of the evidence used against them was the supermarket records of purchase of an extraordinary quantity of baggies which they had bought using their store discount card.

      In another case, an elderly man slipped and fell in a Von's supermarket. When the store tried to stiff him on medical expenses resulting from the fall, he sued them.

      They threatened to use their records of every bottle of liquor he'd ever bought there in an attempt to paint him as a lush who couldn't stand up straight. I believe the store eventually backed off as a result of the negative publicity over their tactics.

    17. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! I go through about a roll a week. I got married and suddenly an 8-pack barely lasts a week. And instead of the durable kind she gets the super-extra-soft-guaranteed-to-break-apart-in-your-ass stuff.

    18. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's always been my dream to be profiled by law enforcement on the basis of my shopping."

      If you're an American and you have a credit card, this already happens. If you're not an American, you've ever bought something in America or from an American based company, and you have a credit card, this already happens.

    19. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it could somehow be done in a way that guarantees that only you ever have access to that data

      I'm laughing too hard to read the rest of your posting.

    20. Re:It's always been my dream ... by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Sir,

      Like you and many geeks (hence your moderation), you appear to exhibit OCD in the form of toilet paper usage. Let's do a quick back of the toilet paper calculation:

      A popular search engine search for +sheets +toilet +paper reveals around five hundred (500) sheets per roll. Multiplied by four rolls, this comes to two thousand (2,000) sheets.

      Now, reputable journal Toilet Paper World quotes Charmin's figure of 8.6 sheets per trip, "a total of 57 sheets per day". This figure is unlikely to refer to male usage unless the man has bowels demonstrating activity more excessive than Vista with a fresh Norton 360 install (57/8.6 > 6). When push comes to shove, a man pushes and shoves his penis to clean it - he doesn't use paper.

      We'll be generous and divide this figure by only two, approximating 25 sheets per day or three trains leaving the station.

      2000 / 25 = 80 > 62.

      QED.

    21. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Nick0000000 · · Score: 1

      Correct, they can be registered but its not required.

    22. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Captain+Hook · · Score: 1

      Oyster can be paid for with cash at ticket shops and some of the larger automated machines. The only form of payment which is accepted in all locations is debit/creditcard.

      Obviously there are good techincal reasons why cash can only be accepted in some places - not least the phyiscal size of the automated ticket machines in very confined spaces if cash dispensers are needed, but there is still a little voice at the back of my mind saying that a link between your oyster card and the name/address of the credit card used to pay for it would be trival to pull together for anyone in power, and only a little harder to pull together for something with illegal access to 2 databases (even assuming the credit card details are permantely stored in the same DB once a credit card payment is made).

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    23. Re:It's always been my dream ... by thetartanavenger · · Score: 1

      A more important question though, is how on earth do you last two months with only a 4 pack of toilet paper?

      One up, one down, and one to polish off

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    24. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Most people already have a card with which they can shop and that uniquely identifies them in their credit card.
      Yes, you can in some cases buy stuff with a stolen or copied credit card but, at least here, you often get asked to identify yourself with an ID card or by providing a PIN-code to prove that you are the actual holder of the credit card when shopping in a real store.

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    25. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always been my dream to be profiled by law enforcement on the basis of my shopping.

      I used a supermarket loyalty card just to buy a colouring book and and two packs of condoms.
      Being a 23 yo woman, this did raise an eyebrow at the checkout.

    26. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By mostly crapping while at work and getting paid for it?

      That's what I do...

    27. Re:It's always been my dream ... by gnomeza · · Score: 1

      Halleluiah brother!
      Should I be itemizing the loo time on their invoice though?

    28. Re:It's always been my dream ... by mhelander · · Score: 1

      "Seriously, it would actually be quite useful to have one standardised, secure card that could be used to authenticate with banks etc"

      The same problem as with having one password for everything - if it is compromised, you are completely screwed - applies here.

    29. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A more important question though, is how on earth do you last two months with only a 4 pack of toilet paper?

      Only shit at work. The TP's for when the ladies come around. Or for when it's taco night.

    30. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      I sh*t at Work.

    31. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Aceticon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is actually how I use my Oyster card: never register, always pay in cash.

      I also change it for a new one once in a while.

      £3 every couple of months is a great price to pay for a little bit of insurance if Britain ever goes the final bit down the way to Police State.

    32. Re:It's always been my dream ... by mpe · · Score: 1

      How is this different to debit and credit cards?

      You have to specifically apply for them, can choose which bank/credit card issuer you like and if the card is lost or stolen it dosn't expose lots of personal information.

      And travel cards like the Oyster card?

      This also has one specific purpose, paying for travel. If you lose it all someone who finds it can do is travel, at least until you cancel it.

      Seriously, it would actually be quite useful to have one standardised, secure card that could be used to authenticate with banks etc.

      From a security POV it is actually better to have each bank use their own method of authenticating their customers (and if needs be their customers authenticating the bank). The latter being something many banks have difficulty with. Resulting in banks telephoning their customers then sounding like "phishers".

      The security arrangements at the moment are woefully inadequate, and a physical token will add another layer of security.

      A multi-function "ID card" isn't an especially useful way to do this. Such an item is only useful as an "identifier" when an account number is far more useful in this context.

    33. Re:It's always been my dream ... by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is this different to debit and credit cards?

      Well there's the rather obvious point that they're not compulsory. You don't have to use them if you're worried, plus people can have different cards, which makes it harder to gather all the information. And if my credit card company blocks my card, I can go to another company.

      And travel cards like the Oyster card?

      I haven't registered mine, and pay with cash. How do they track me, exactly? Plus again, it's optional.

      Seriously, it would actually be quite useful to have one standardised, secure card that could be used to authenticate with banks etc.

      My bank gives me a secure physical device for authenticating for free. Remind me why it's better for me to pay £60-£123 for a card to do the same thing, as well as having to hand over my fingerprints?

      My bank also doesn't prosecute me if the device stops working and I forget to tell them.

    34. Re:It's always been my dream ... by julesh · · Score: 1

      That's how we know he's a terrorist!

      It just seemed like too much fertilizer for such a small plot.

    35. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Xoltri · · Score: 1

      He uses the front and back of each square...duh...

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    36. Re:It's always been my dream ... by coofercat · · Score: 1

      A more important question though, is how on earth do you last two months with only a 4 pack of toilet paper?

      That's all part of his cunning plan to make sure he's as unattractive for "special attention" as possible ;-)

    37. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this different to debit and credit cards? And travel cards like the Oyster card?

      I can go to the ATM round the corner from the shops and withdraw cash. I'm not forced to use an Oyster card, I can buy a paper ticket in cash from the machine at the tube station.

    38. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how we know he's a terrorist!

      True enough. I once heard that desert Arabs can actually do a good job of wiping their ass with a pebble. No idea how long it takes or if it depends on the parching atmosphere to dry shit out fast enough to be scraped away adequately with the pebble.

      OTOH, maybe he buys multiple 4-packs every two months.

      Or, yet again, maybe he's not full of shit like most of the posters hereon.

    39. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh...because it's government issued. Myself? I don't used a debit card, and only bring out a prepaid card for online purchases. I don't like the idea of potentially being profiled and tracked based on my spending habits. Now... a government ID card? YIKES! "Let's see, citizen # 458928 just bought a book that criticizes the prime minister/president, on a list with them!".

      I'm very glad that they're having a hard time getting a like ID card scheme passed over in the US. I'd rather be inconvenienced than live in a totalitarian surveillence state like the UK (even if the US isn't much better, these days).

    40. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always been the government's dream too:

      Another professor showed me a large paper of instructions for discovering plots and conspiracies against the government. He advised great statesmen to examine into the diet of all suspected persons; their times of eating; upon which side they lay in bed; with which hand they wipe their posteriors; take a strict view of their excrements, and, from the colour, the odour, the taste, the consistence, the crudeness or maturity of digestion, form a judgment of their thoughts and designs; because men are never so serious, thoughtful, and intent, as when they are at stool, which he found by frequent experiment; for, in such conjunctures, when he used, merely as a trial, to consider which was the best way of murdering the king, his ordure would have a tincture of green; but quite different, when he thought only of raising an insurrection, or burning the metropolis.

              The whole discourse was written with great acuteness, containing many observations, both curious and useful for politicians; but, as I conceived, not altogether complete. This I ventured to tell the author, and offered, if he pleased, to supply him with some additions. He received my proposition with more compliance than is usual among writers, especially those of the projecting species, professing "he would be glad to receive further information.

      - Gulliver's Travels, Book III

      "We want information... Information... Information..."
      "You won't get it."
      "By hook or by crook, we will."
       

    41. Re:It's always been my dream ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And travel cards like the Oyster card?

      I haven't registered mine, and pay with cash. How do they track me, exactly? Plus again, it's optional.

      They track you exactly the same way the likes of Google do: you are assigned a unique ID, and then they play the waiting game. They wait for you to cross reference your unique ID to your real details.

      Yeah, if you make an conscious effort you can avoid getting your name/address associated with the Oyster ID, but the use of the that card will still be logged, and many logging points will have cameras watching. You may try and always use cash to top up the card (or however it works), but sooner or later you might have to use a debit or debt card (neé credit card) to do so, which will cross link the oyster card to the debi?t card. Even if the government don't have full access to bank information (ha!), then there's a pretty good chance that same debi?t card will have been used to pay for something like car tax on line, or something at a post office, or.....

      Oyster is indeed optional, just like Google's tracking cookies: you can reject all cookies if you want (I do). Supposedly you can travel in London without an Oyster card, but they charge you more for every ticket, so an per usual the poorest in society get the lack of choice.

    42. Re:It's always been my dream ... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if you're saying that there are still concerns over Oyster, I do entirely agree. It is annoying the way they've tried to indirectly force people into it, by increasing the ticket prices significantly, and in some cases reducing the available ticket machines so the queues are massive.

      But chrb's claim was nonsense - his viewpoint seemed to be that Oyster wasn't something to worry about at all, and that therefore ID cards weren't anything to worry about either.

  7. Yes by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One single card that absolutely verifies who you are AND accesses all your finances. What a wonderful idea! What could possibly go wrong?

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    1. Re:Yes by ferd_farkle · · Score: 1

      This is why I like cash. It has some other guy's picture on it.

    2. Re:Yes by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      And as we are speaking about the UK, I really like the promise of the queen to pay me the amount mentioned on the paper money.

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    3. Re:Yes by Kjella · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh god, the horror. We've had that since forever on VISA cards here in Norway, the banks have authority to issue government approved ids so some banks will issue a double function card with id on the back above the magnetic stripe. It's quite practical for people that don't have a driver's license or one card less if you're getting drunk and won't be driving anyway. Unless you really have anonymous bank accounts putting the information the bank has on file on your card is a convienience, not a problem. The money flows via the banks not the government though, pretty important point.

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    4. Re:Yes by AlecC · · Score: 1

      It isn't the Queen, it is the Chief Cashier of the Bank of England, on behalf of the Governor and Company. Do you have any idea who they are, and whether you can trust them?

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      Consciousness is an illusion caused by an excess of self consciousness.
    5. Re:Yes by takowl · · Score: 1

      I really like the promise of the queen to pay me the amount mentioned on the paper money.

      The promise is from "the governor and company of the Bank of England".

    6. Re:Yes by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon we'll be swiping them to open our cares/houses. Consumer nirvana!

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    7. Re:Yes by Raemond · · Score: 1

      Well, the Bank of England actually, so technically its boss is the one making the promise. Far more dull, unfortunately.

    8. Re:Yes by mrbester · · Score: 1

      What is more interesting is that if you do go to the Bank of England (in Threadneedle Street) and present a crisp fiver demanding the sum as promised you get £5 worth of 24 carat gold.

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    9. Re:Yes by augustw · · Score: 1

      Have a closer look; it's not the queen who makes that promise, it's the governor of the Bank of England - that's why his signature is on the note.

    10. Re:Yes by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      It is also worth noting that despite that promise, GBP is still a fiat currency. The bank merely offers a currency exchange service where one of the currencies is GBP and the other is XAU.

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  8. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I only need one card to clone to screw somebody royally.

  9. Wow, that's great. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So I can have my identity AND my money stolen, together with everything else!

    Wait, let me just quickly forge one of $currentDummyGovernmentLeader. You know... for the nasty stuff. ^^

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    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  10. I'm sorry citizen... by damburger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You cannot post on this web forum without first verifying your identity with the UK government. From the article:

    The proposals currently under consideration could potentially see ID cards used to perform new tasks - such as authorising online transactions using chip and PIN and verifying the holder's identity over the internet - which are not possible with existing British ID cards today.

    THIS is how they plan to implement the draconian measures in the DEB. They want all Internet activity linked to an ID card system that they control (and whose data they can sell). Am I being paranoid? My wife would say so. But if currently legislation pans out - and the incoming government have made no indications they wish to change direction - then the government will have on one hand an unworkable set of Internet regulations and another hand a technological solution that could potentially make it work. They will also have very rich men offering financial incentives to link the two.

    The fact this will kill Internet freedom in this country stone dead is completely irrelevant to them. As with so many other aspects of life, career politicians simply do not care because they are outside their very narrow experiences, which have been aimed at public office for basically their entire life.

    These people select themselves for leadership at private school (if Tory) or at university (if Labour or Lib Dem) - and never venture out of that world to experience the life, work, and leisure of ordinary human beings.

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    1. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Informative

      These people select themselves for leadership at private school (if Tory) or at university (if Labour or Lib Dem)

      What on earth makes you think the Labour and Lib Dem MPs all went to state schools? Have you forgotten the minor scandal a few years ago over certain high-profile Labour MPs sending their kids to private school?

    2. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by damburger · · Score: 1

      I never said they went to state school; I said their self-selection for political life most likely occurred at university. Where as Tory political power is built through the infamous 'old boy' network, Labour and Lib Dem power is more traditionally forged in student politics.

      Which is why student elections piss me off so much. I see the candidates standing and I know that amongst them are another Blair or a Mandelson.

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    3. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      So stand yourself, or suggest it to a friend who you think would make a good job of it.

      It's how the system works.

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    4. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 1

      Depending on the university or college you attend, there will be a (small) group of political organisations who traditionally dominate local student politics, and have the infrastructure (and possibly the cash) to prevent independents and candidates from other political groups from winning elections.

      My 1st university (in the West of Scotland) was dominated by one political group (Labour Students - the West of Scotland elects anything with a Labour rosette). "Independent candidates" were non-Labour Students who just happened to have a Labour Party membership card (or, at best, were "fellow travellers").

      Look at a National Union of Students conference, and see just how many independents there are - the vast majority of delegates are members of one or other political group.

      This isn't intended to be a complaint against Labour/Labour Students: they were simply the dominant group at my university. Other groups that dominate on campus include various Trotskyist organisations that are immensely powerful on their own campuses, but virtually unheard of in real-world politics, and the Union of Jewish Students, who are huge in London and the South East but - naturally - don't exist outside of student politics.

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    5. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by molecular · · Score: 1

      At some point, they will make ISPs drop every packet that is not signed using an ID-Card.

    6. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't an incoming government. If you mean the Tories, they have made it quite clear they will scrap the ID card.

      As for "these people", generalize much? There are many counter-examples. John Major is the first one that springs to mind (Tory prime minister; state schooled).

      You're not paranoid, just ill-informed.

    7. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by aj50 · · Score: 1

      It's quite a step from being able to identify yourself securely over the internet and being forced to do so under all circumstances.

      For some website to require you to divulge your identity for the privilege of posting is something I would find acceptable, it's their forum after all. For the government to mandate that every website was to do this would be both stupid and unenforceable.

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    8. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No. That's how the system doesn't work.

      Regardless of who stands, if they keep their integrity, they won't make it. You cannot make it through the current system without becoming too entangled to improve substantially on it.

      My suggestion: Draw lots for public office positions. And, yes, it is a very sad state of affairs that this would actually mean an improvement.

    9. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      "all" internet activity is a bit of a stretch. I would say that it would be more like "all the services on direct.gov" like paying your taxes, updating car tax and anything else that is currently accessed via the login credentials they sent you some time ago - I have a little card somewhere with those details on that I use to do my taxes online.

      I don't think they have any intention of making it a requirement to "log into the internet" as a whole.

    10. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by weicco · · Score: 1

      Some could say this is slippery slope argument but I'm not one of them. And I assure everyone that I'm not a typical paranoid tinfoil-hat-wearing-guy :) I'm just concerned about our rights.

      I don't know much about UK but where I live our rights have been reduced little by little. Recently government gave rights to companies to spy on their employees' web traffic. There are limitations to what you can spy upon but it's a start and in couple of years who know if these limitations are to be relaxed. And in fact, companies don't even need this right. They can achieve their goals (there were some discussion about watching over what people do on company time) without the spying part also.

      Earlier it was given rights to police to filter out network traffic going out of the country. It was supposed to be used to "prevent people accidentally finding child porn in the internet". It's that that nobody really knows, except couple of police officers, which sites are being filtered (they are being filtered by URL in ISPs DNS server). It's been discovered that "they" have actually filtered out completely legitimite sites that displays adult gay porn for instance plus local site that critisises the filtering. The law does not permit filtering local sites so this is a great example how authorities exceeds their rights whenever they are given the opportunity.

      All these well-meaning laws can and will be used against their purpose. Not neccessarily on this year or next one but when you open the door to corruption it is hard to close. And you know what "they" are planning now... Electric voting system where computer calculates the results. Possibly including voting from home over the internet too. Our current voting system effectively prevents corruption so I don't know why it needs to be changed.

      You probably right about "career politicians" but there are some of us who actually like to serve the people. I'm a small time politician (I've worked in a small communal commitee which I found out to be really fun) who wishes to move to the big league in the future but with thoughts like this I don't think it's going to happen any time soon :)

      Ugh. I have spoken.

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    11. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

      'Am I being paranoid? My wife would say so.'
      My wife says the same as well .. but then time and again I get to say 'I TOLD YOU SO!!!'

    12. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by damburger · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, because the Tories can be trusted to keep their promises. How touchingly naive of you.

      So what if I generalised? It was clear I was generalising, and its true. Unless you believe this 'Dave' crap that your party press office is trying to put out?

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    13. Re:I'm sorry citizen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So stand yourself, or suggest it to a friend who you think would make a good job of it.

      It's how the system works.

      Fuck you and the rest of the idiots whose only answer to any criticism of the government is, "Give up your entire life to run for office."

      Line up to kiss my ass, you jerks.

  11. ID cards are so yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about just inserting a chip under our skin? With million of plastic ID cards, that just seems wasteful.

    1. Re:ID cards are so yesterday by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 1

      I have a passive RFID chip in my arm from a university project. It sets the alarms off in H&M when I walk in and out of the store. :D

    2. Re:ID cards are so yesterday by sa1lnr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Millions? I think not.

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/09/id_card_numbers/

      The area of North West England listed there includes two major cities with a combined population of 3.5 million alone. And how many cards have they issued in this area up until the 3rd of March this year?

      Four thousand three hundred and seven. Yes we Brits are banging down the doors to get our ID cards.

  12. A kick in the teeth... for whom? by elvum · · Score: 1

    Yes of course, it's the people who signed up for first-generation ID cards whom we should feel sorry for here. Poor dears.

    1. Re:A kick in the teeth... for whom? by aslate · · Score: 1

      Not only that, we knew that those were going to become obseleted as soon as the Conservatives or Liberal Democrats come into power. It was only the Labour party that wanted ID cards and it's (one of many) reasons i don't want them to win the next election.

    2. Re:A kick in the teeth... for whom? by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      Yep, my heart bleeds.

  13. Most people are not bothered by chrb · · Score: 3, Informative

    Most people in the UK are happy to be profiled in exchange for financial benefits. When the Tesco Clubcard was introduced it was so popular that people stopped shopping at other supermarkets like Sainsburys, which then had to introduce their own "loyalty card" schemes. Tesco announced last year that there are now 16 million active clubcards in the UK. As a comparison point there are around 25 million households in the UK , so a significant number of British households are having their shopping profiled in detail already.

    1. Re:Most people are not bothered by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't really care if the guys who sell me cola profile me, their motive is simple- profit.
      I do care if the people who have guns and the power to have me locked up profile me, their motives are complex and involved power, politics and money.

    2. Re:Most people are not bothered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't really care if the guys who sell me cola profile me, their motive is simple- profit.

      and they sell your profile to the government... for profit

    3. Re:Most people are not bothered by Doctor_Wibble · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Most people in the UK are happy to be profiled in exchange for financial benefits.

      I'm not sure this is quite accurate - what proportion of people with those store cards have even the faintest clue what the profiling involves, or even that it is happening?

      They will have signed up for the card on the basis of getting vouchers in return for shopping at ther same place. Even if the application form said anything specific about profiling - doubtful, as it would be in terms of 'we may use information' - it would be in the small print, and not many people bother to read that.

    4. Re:Most people are not bothered by Inda · · Score: 1

      Households is the correct term. We all share the same ClubCard number in our house. It's on the car keys, my wallet and linked to our shared credit cards. Not only do Tescos know what I buy in their shop, they know what I buy in every shop.

      I happen to think they pay me fairly well for my spending data, unlike all these websites who steal my data. I spend my ClubCard points on Xbox games. Four a year, I reckon.

      Tescos are like Google in my eyes. I give them something, they give me something in return. I'm happy with the arrangements.

      I buy all my drugs and bomb making equipment with cash.

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    5. Re:Most people are not bothered by Bartab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know if you silly 'subjects of the crown' do this, but I've never had a loyalty card for over a week. I swap them around and get new ones all the time.

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    6. Re:Most people are not bothered by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      and they sell your profile to the government... for profit

      As UK law currently stands, that would be a breech of the data protection act.

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    7. Re:Most people are not bothered by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

      Who says the cola seller is JUST a cola seller?
      Who says they won't PASS your info on?
      Who says THEIR system has not been compromised?

    8. Re:Most people are not bothered by augustw · · Score: 1

      Why bother with them at all, then?

      (And my passport says "British Citizen" not "subject of the crown".)

    9. Re:Most people are not bothered by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      I do care if the people who have guns and the power to have me locked up profile me

      They already have that power. How does tracking your yogurt-buying habits change that?

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    10. Re:Most people are not bothered by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Do they get mailed to you?
      At the same address you used for the last card?

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    11. Re:Most people are not bothered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the people after profit in your first scenarios control those in the second scenario and that scenario is where there is rel profit to be made.

    12. Re:Most people are not bothered by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Not if the government declares it necessary for national security.

    13. Re:Most people are not bothered by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does the Tesco card:

      * Cost £60?

      * Require fingerprints to be handed over?

      * Allow Tesco to know all purchases, at any shop, whether the shopper uses the card or not? (You do realise that if I was that worried on a particular occasion, I could simply not use the card - plus, Tesco isn't likely to be the main source of privacy concern in terms of shopping. Tesco can't see someone's private purchases made elsewhere.)

      Do Tesco have the ability:

      * To arrest shoppers based on suspicious purchaces?

      * To fine you if you forget to notify them that your card was lost or damaged, or that you've moved house?

      No. So your comparison is pointless. Just because some people are happy to let Tesco have access to data of what you buy at their shops for marketing purposes has nothing to do with the Government having access to all data, when you're not even buying from them, and it's none of their business. Your analogy couldn't be more wrong.

      Not to mention that the OP isn't most people. Perhaps he, like I, chooses not to have a Tesco card?

    14. Re:Most people are not bothered by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Not if the government declares it necessary for national security.

      Then the government wouldn't bother buying it, they'd simply take it; still no profit involved (for the corps.).

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    15. Re:Most people are not bothered by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      I don't really care if the guys who sell me cola profile me, their motive is simple- profit.

      Not to mention that I spelled my name inaccurately on their application.
      One of the loyalty cards I carry is in the name (and former address) of my late mother-in-law. Also cuts down on junk mail.

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  14. Congrats, Britain ! by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    British citizens will soon be able to upgrade their citizenship with Value Pack and Premium services. I envy you.

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  15. One card... by afc_wimbledon · · Score: 4, Funny

    One card to rule them all, one card to find them, One card to bring them all and in the darkness bind them (With apologies to you know who)

    1. Re:One card... by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      With apologies to you know who

      V.. v.. v-v-voldemort?

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    2. Re:One card... by somersault · · Score: 1

      Whoever modded that redundant clearly has no knowledge of Lord of the Rings..

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      which is totally what she said
    3. Re:One card... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Nah. Any idiot can watch the movies and believe himself to be a nerd nowadays. However real nerds know all about Tom Bombadil...

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  16. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  17. £30... srsly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, £30... It's not that much. In Switzerland the new passports cost you about £100-200 (depending if you want the biometric one needed for the US...).

    The intersting aspect of this story is that payment and identification online is now tigthly coupled to your real life identity.

    1. Re:£30... srsly? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      That's £30 on top of the money you pay for a passport. And once you obtain an ID you are compelled to keep it up to date forever. I have yet to see ANY reason that people should carry a card which cannot be satisfied in other ways. Criminals, terrorists and illegal immigrants don't play by the rules that ID cards are meant to enforce so introducing such a scheme seems utterly pointless.

      The Conservative party have pledged to scrap them too which IMO is the sensible and good thing. Generally I agree with Labour policy but they've really lost the plot on this issue.

  18. Spoiler alert:card popularity will be non-existing by colordev · · Score: 2, Informative

    since 1999 finland has been pushing exactly this kind of super-card technology for exactly the same reasons. So far less than 4% of the population has taken the card. Also the widely available online bank account authentication tools, have effectively made the card obsolete. Finally the government seems to be giving up and gladly accepts the online bank authentication methods for the purpose of identifying anyone online. like this

    The British super ID card will have exactly the same fate as the finnish Super-card did.

  19. one step less into our privacy peers by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    I'd rather like to have a few steps inbetween before the government gets a full profile over me; not that I'm buying terrorist goods in our supermarket but rather because I'd like to have my own privacy too; which kind of brands of toilet paper I consume.

    By taking away every piece of the chain this gives the UK government unfettered access to any buyers profile of their citizens.

    Such things should only happen with a court order; instead of profiling an entire country in order to select the terrorist next door using statistics from such profiling. I've never signed up for "Open Privacy" although I might believe in "Open Source". Not everything in all our lives should be open for the take.

    Do imagine all this data gets hacked into/sold by officials; I can assure the black market will be paying gold for such data.

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  20. Paranoid libertoon garbage as usual by benjfowler · · Score: 0

    The libertoons whinging about ID cards have no idea what they're talking about.

    This lot fail to see that most non-Anglo countries have mandatory cards, and it doesn't bother anybody. The idea that an ID card and a record in a database somewhere means getting analprobed constantly by police officers in ski masks is riscible.

    Big countries just as advanced, free and democratic as the English-speaking world (perhaps more so), like France and Spain have got them. Why not make life easier for government agencies trying to enforce the law, prevent fraud, and prevent illegal immigration?

    1. Re:Paranoid libertoon garbage as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You do know the UK ID card and it's backend would be illigal in Germany.

      THe UK government has a very poor record in securing data. These cards have already been hacked. They are unsecure. Oh and the plans are for fingerprinting to be tendered out to private companies. Do you want to go to Tesco to hand over your fingerprints?

    2. Re:Paranoid libertoon garbage as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where's the +1 Wrong mod option when you need it? You're so terribly wrong on this one, that I just want to mod up so that others can see you.

    3. Re:Paranoid libertoon garbage as usual by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      The libertoons whinging about ID cards have no idea what they're talking about.

      This lot fail to see that most non-Anglo countries have mandatory cards, and it doesn't bother anybody. The idea that an ID card and a record in a database somewhere means getting analprobed constantly by police officers in ski masks is riscible.

      It's traditional in the UK for people not to have to carry identification. It used to be a source of pride that people could go about their business without such interference from the state.

      Big countries just as advanced, free and democratic as the English-speaking world (perhaps more so), like France and Spain have got them. Why not make life easier for government agencies trying to enforce the law, prevent fraud, and prevent illegal immigration?

      France and Spain don't seem to be more successful than the UK in this regard. ID cards will be very expensive so some benefit must be shown before introducing them can be considered. "Because other countries have them" doesn't seem to be a very strong argument to me.

      The risks also seem greater in the UK. The government has a very poor record in recent years in keeping its citizens' data safe, and has more big brother tendencies than other European nations.

    4. Re:Paranoid libertoon garbage as usual by jmce · · Score: 1

      Welcome to "advanced, free and democratic" Europe. For those not-bothering-to-be-bothered-anybody there are, of course, plenty of EU edutainment materials and bedtime stories.

    5. Re:Paranoid libertoon garbage as usual by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      The libertoons whinging about ID cards have no idea what they're talking about.

      This lot fail to see that most non-Anglo countries have mandatory cards, and it doesn't bother anybody. The idea that an ID card and a record in a database somewhere means getting analprobed constantly by police officers in ski masks is riscible.

      Big countries just as advanced, free and democratic as the English-speaking world (perhaps more so), like France and Spain have got them. Why not make life easier for government agencies trying to enforce the law, prevent fraud, and prevent illegal immigration?

      It's not the card per se that's the problem, it's the giant database (the NIR) that's going with it that people object too. None of those other countries you mention have anything like the National Identity Register.

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    6. Re:Paranoid libertoon garbage as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The libertoons whinging about ID cards have no idea what they're talking about.

      An ironic statement from someone who clearly doesn't know what liberty is.

      It's ok, guys! The ID cards are fine. benjfowler has checked them out, and apparently Big Government is the best way to ensure that your liberties are enforced by the authorities. It works in France, Germany and Spain, and none of those countries have a recent history of being ruled by fascists or anything, so we should definitely try to be more like them.

  21. 7000 issued so far by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    At the rate the old cards are being issued it would take at least 15 years to give every Brit one and they want to upgrade every 6 years. Is it only me that sees a problem with that?

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  22. "no one could buy or sell without the mark" by master_p · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The above quote, although written many eons ago, seems remarkably accurate for the not-so-distant future...

    1. Re:"no one could buy or sell without the mark" by dangitman · · Score: 1

      The above quote, although written many eons ago, seems remarkably accurate for the not-so-distant future...

      Except for the part where it's a card, and not a mark on the skin, of course.

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    2. Re:"no one could buy or sell without the mark" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:"no one could buy or sell without the mark" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://net.bible.org/verse.php?book=Rev&chapter=13&verse=17 -- for reference

  23. Expensive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, linked from TFA http://www.silicon.com/management/public-sector/2005/10/31/id-card-costs-could-hit-30bn-39153819/ 30bn sterling ($45bn!) is a lot of money. What could be so extremely expensive? They mention integration [with other systems] costs, but it seems like they could build the whole system from ground up with that kind of cash, make it current and secure. Even Apple could build a huge datacenter for $1bn...

    1. Re:Expensive! by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Wow, linked from TFA http://www.silicon.com/management/public-sector/2005/10/31/id-card-costs-could-hit-30bn-39153819/ 30bn sterling ($45bn!) is a lot of money. What could be so extremely expensive? They mention integration [with other systems] costs, but it seems like they could build the whole system from ground up with that kind of cash, make it current and secure. Even Apple could build a huge datacenter for $1bn...

      Which is exactly why the next government will scrap it.

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  24. Why not use our super-duper smart phones? by master_p · · Score: 1

    Almost everyone has a computer in their pockets - it's called a mobile phone. With a simple SMS message, one could easily buy things either online or in a shop. Here is the idea:

    1. you go into the shop and decide to buy something.
    2. you write an SMS like this: "PP 6937123456 19.99" and send it to a special phone number.
    3. the SMS is received by the phone company and forwarded to your bank.
    4. the bank receives the SMS, and transfers 19.99 pounds from your account to the account that corresponds to the phone number in the SMS.
    5. both you and the shop receive an SMS for confirming the transfer.

    If your phone is stolen, you deactivate it with a simple phone call, just like you do now. This prohibits the thieves from doing shopping with your phone.

    The technology is already available. Millions of SMS messages are sent to radio and TV shows as we speak. The black markets will get a severe shock from such a thing. Tax evasion will be stopped etc.

    (Of course, such a scheme does not include a commission for the politicians like the new ID cards...)

    1. Re:Why not use our super-duper smart phones? by todslash · · Score: 1

      Because you clone a mobile phone. It's trickier with newer GSM phones but not impossible (and there would be suddenly much more incentive to do so)

      SMS messages just don't have the level of security a bank would require.

    2. Re:Why not use our super-duper smart phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost everyone has a computer in their pockets - it's called a mobile phone.

      Computer in my pocket?? What are you talking about? Its a phone, a PHONE! Get your facts straight.

  25. is it a bird, is it a plane...no, its by red_pill1987 · · Score: 0

    super ID cards: able to leap tall buildings in a singal bound. lives with super horse and all the rest of supermans barnyard super friends...

  26. Prophecy Revealed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    “He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.” Revelation 13:16-17

  27. Trust in your Government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UK Government cannot even be trusted to keep my Child's details safe, never mind the number of other data losses they've had in the past 2 years, and they think I'll happily sign my life over to them? Still... my homemade RFID scanner will soon come in handy - might have to take a trip to Manchester this weekend to test it out.

  28. Cause when something goes wrong ! by RationalRoot · · Score: 1

    I kind of like the idea of VISA/MasterCard/Paypal/Bank of x

    They are public companies, they have a reputation to protect, people can get fired if it all hits the fan. If Visa had constantly poor security, all their customers would leave for Master Card.

    If the Govt controls the payments system, and the payments systems is fragile, or easily corruptible, you can't just dump them and go to the competition.

    At least in my country, govt employees pretty much need to shoot someone (during office hours, and in the office) to get fired.

    Nothing good can come of this.

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  29. Will card subjects learn too late? by jmce · · Score: 1
    When will the enthusiasts learn that

    Ironically, many card subjects come to interpret this state of affairs in a contra view (the card helps streamline my dealings with authority, rather than the card is my license to deal with authorities). The Australia Card campaign referred to the card as a license to live.

    The above is from the ID Cards FAQ by Privacy International. Highly recommended reading, for the sake of us all.

  30. Public Key Infrastructure by todslash · · Score: 1

    Wow, someone in the governent actually put 2+2 together.

    I asked myself why they weren't piggy-backing a proper Public Key Infrastructure onto the ID scheme.

    The main issue with PKS12 certificates is actually certifying who the end-user is. That normally involves physically going to someone and showing them some ID. This would elminate that step.

    Once you have a .p12 file and that chain of trust then there's a well developed infrastructure to build on.

    The government wouldn't be snooping on anything because they'd just be the Certificate Authority who would be verifying your identity as happens when you visit any SSL website.

    It would open up many possible applications where you really need to make sure you know who the end-user is.

    However my faith in the government getting it right are minimal and they are a bit fiddly to use so in the hands of an inexperienced web user they would probably either be not used or insecurely used.

    1. Re:Public Key Infrastructure by todslash · · Score: 1

      Serves me right for not RTFA.

      Looks like they're slapping Chip&PIN on it.

      Probably a more sensible option, but not the one I'd prefer.

  31. No girlfriend, obviously... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    A roll can easily last a few weeks without female presence. With a female in the house a roll lasts a couple of days, max (don't ask me where it goes, I don't know). I have no direct experience but I assume the effect scales with multiple females.

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    1. Re:No girlfriend, obviously... by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      You're obviously not familiar with female anatomy. Here's a clue: it's much harder for women to shake it after they urinate.

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  32. "Your papers please" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Id cards are only for totalitarian states.
    I seem to remember that Nazi Germany liked such things.
    The essence of Britishness, is the right not to have to carry papers. It is unpatriotic to participate in such a fascist scheme.

  33. Not Only But Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the Super ID card will not only track your every movement online but it will also allow ID thieves to pilfer your purchases and empty your bank account? Thanks but no thanks.

  34. If you are a milch cow you won't see the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Ok, you are so ignorant I doubt your ability to grasp the essentials but I will give it a go:

    1) A crime is just something banned by legislation which incurs a penalty when it is breached. Got that? Anything can be made a crime. It is the whim of government. Being gay was a crime not so long ago. In Nazi Germany being Jewish developed into a crime. Helping the police solve crimes isn't always a good thing.

    2) Technology (and that includes ID cards, databases, facial recognition, vehicle tracking CCTV, Internet transaction monitoring, the ability to monitor or block cell phone traffic etc.) vastly simplifies the work of monitoring and controlling the population. Sure the police's work is made easier, but if you remove the need to deploy large numbers of police in order to control large numbers of the population, you make it feasible for the very few to control the very many. Now see point 3

    3) Nobody is a saint. That's why we have laws and rules. We have to watch each other or else someone will take advantage. The trouble here is that the technology is being made available to whoever is in power and the rest of us have no means to check what they are up to. We just have to accept their word. Maybe they believe in free speech but maybe they don't. If they do, then maybe the next government will not. If the technology were never put there in the first place there would be nothing to worry about.

    4) The ID cards you refer to which have existed for many years are the low tech version. It isn't so easy to control the population using that technology. It is only recently that the ability to tie people to transactions and movement became possible. There is a sea change in the ability of those in power to monitor and control.

    5) There is also a move to force the population to pay for everything through electronic means. Those means could have been designed to be anonymous but they were not. They identify you. Each transaction is associated with a person. In the very near future, nothing you will do will go unnoticed. You will not be able to speak to anyone or travel to see them without the authorities knowing about it. Your network will be documented before you even knew you belonged to one.

    6) Milch cows don't mind being milked. They see the fence around their field as a natural limitation on their world, and going to the milking parlour at milking time is a normal part of their daily routine. They are happy with the RFID tags on their ears and can't see what all the fuss is about. They line up meekly at the slaughterhouse and enjoy the day out - except maybe the last bit, by which time it is too late.

    I have no doubt you still don't see the problem.

  35. kick in the teeth by noddyxoi · · Score: 1

    Kick in the teeth was the expression that orwell used to define that dystopia, "the government being a permanent kick in the teeth to the people". And that is as mediocre performers as the governors can be with their fairy tales of omnipotente dragons that stand in the way of freedom.

  36. Cost is more like £60 by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    It's worth noting that the cost is really more like £60, as the published figures don't include the "processing fees", i.e., paying £30 to private companies for the privilege of being fingerprinted etc. From http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8036536.stm , "The cost of the cards will be capped at £30 for the two years but once retailers are brought in to collect the data stores will be able to charge for processing it, with the total cost to applicants expected to be £60 per card."

    For reference, it was only a few years ago that a passport cost £33 ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_passport#Fees ) (although there are processing fees, these are only a few pounds, less than £5 when I got mine). Most of the increases since then are due to them converting it into the ID card. The combined ID/passport will be at least £93 - but with the processing fees, expect it to be more like at least £123.

  37. Rue Britannia! by Turbofish · · Score: 1

    Insanity.

    State issued electronic ID Cards, ubiquitous surveillance, bans on freedom of expression, loss of property rights...

    Insanity.

  38. To the marriage of true minds... by hughbar · · Score: 1

    Apart from all (clearly voiced) civil liberties objections, the thing that strikes me about this is that UK government is now clearly married to big business and divorced from the citizen.

    We see the rest of this in the feeble oversight of banking, the continuation of what (the watchdog has called) complex monopolies in the retail sector and the privatisation (with abnormal levels of profit) of utilities such as water. We no longer have new parks, instead we have 'leisure/retail' destinations.

    At least it's clear now and we can go our own too, whilst there's still a small window of opportunity.

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  39. Super too soon by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    You can't just go from card to super-card, it should have been to better-card then maybe even-better-card and only then to super-card. Otherwise you soon get to ultra-card and you're stuck because sensible people wont want to carry anything with the words super-duper-ultra-mega-great card emblazoned on it.

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  40. Fixed that for you. by godoffsck · · Score: 1

    1st gen card are a bit of a kick in the teeth for the people of the UK, who are having their tax money wasted on a Government ID card scheme that can't do any of the things stated as goals of the project.

  41. This is like 1984?~!?! by coryodaniel · · Score: 1

    OH mAI GAwd!?

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  42. Spain .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ID cards and most of policing procedures are inherited from the Fascist dictatorshi[p of Franco and heavily influenced by the need to fight separatist terrorists (and given how many people have died in Spain in 40 years we can see what heck of a job ID cards do to protect the population against terrorist attacks).

    The Spanish population is too busy worrying about other things but sooner or later they will get rid of such abomination (as they have done with most of the Fascist infrastructures of government).

    The problem they face is that every time a relic of Franco's dictatoship is touched a sizealbe minority protests against all logic and better judgement. But this will stop when the generation that was brainwashed to eulogize the dictator passes away.

    You really chose a bad example (this is the country that legalized gay marriage, got out of Iraq, and kicked out a President of Government, allied to Bush, what a surprise, for lying during the Madrid terrorist sttacks.

    Sooner or later the ID cards will have their last day under the sun there, young people hate them with a passion, because, again, surprise, surprise, they are often used as a means of control.

  43. Prove identity online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can already do that with PGP, why should I have to pay another $30 for the privilege?