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Gamers Pay To Play With Girls
taucross writes "A new site allows lonely Xbox 360 gamers to pay a prescribed fee for a few minutes of game time with one of the 'PlayDates', a girl who is paid to play video games. Gamers can choose to have a 'flirty' or 'dirty' experience with one of the PlayDates. Is this what we meant when we said we wanted 'adult gaming'?"
Wait, so these girls get paid to play video games??? Curse these male genitals!!!
I would be very weary of "girls" being able to "teabag" you... At least in real life :-P
Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
Might as well just hit on that female night elf instead. World of Warcraft is a better way to get chicks, so long as you got the gold and the purpz to impress the ladies.
Back when I played WoW, we had one female member that kept dating and then dumping the dudes that got legendary items (like the Hand of Ragnaros).
VISEN AND GILLIAM SITTING IN A TREE,
C-Y-B-E-R-I-N-G
FIRST COMES PURPZ
THEN COMES LEGENDARIES
THEN COMES QUESTING TOGETHER AT NESINGWARY'S
I'm definitely bringing my own controller over to my friend's houses from now on. You feel me?
MS will change the name from "X Box Live" to the "XXX Box Live CAM Shows!"?
Sig Follows: "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain
To find its girls, GameCrush posted a Craigslist ad looking for ladies who want to get paid to play video games.
Most "playdates" on Craigslist cost a lot more than $8.99.
Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
Met up with a gal named Eliza. She asked me a lot of questions though.
...OK guys, put on your robe and wizard hat!
Who the hell would pay for porn when it's everywhere for free?
That would be like paying for drinking water for... wait a minute... bad example...
- For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat
You know, it kinda reminds me of the joke about the programmer who finds a talking frog. The frog says, "Please, if you kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and I'll be your girlfriend and do whatever you wish." The programmer thinks for a bit, puts the frog in the pocket and says, "You know, I don't think I have the time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is way cool."
Kinda the same reaction I'm getting here. I can't say I much care about the "date" part, or even if it's a girl or a guy, but if they're even marginally good at Star Trek Online, I could have some use fir someone to watch my back and have a chat with. Especially if they have a Science Ship, but I'm not fussy. A Cruiser is good too. Some of those battleships can hurt a lot if you're in a lone Escort, lemme tell ya ;)
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
Can you speak in a high-pitched voice and know how to falsify ID over the internet?
While that wouldn't bother me since I'm bi, there was a very public discussion at PAX in Seattle last year of what female 'teabaggers' should be called, lacking 'bags'. Clam slam is my favorite.
I support the Slashcott and will not be reading or commenting from 2/10/14 to 2/17/14. Beta is steaming pile of dog shit
I'm thinking about signing up! (= I don't mind kicking some tekken arse while getting paid.
... How do they get it into the kitchen?
Uhh, if you are fragging a girl, I doubt you would be using this "service".
It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.
Doesn't have to be. There was a thing we used to do with a jigsaw and 25-watt lightbulb...
But this isn't really an appropriate forum to talk about that.
I think you misread.
This is pathetic with a Capital Ship.
If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
I have never paid for porn... I have gotten it for free for doing a few favors for a production team though :-0
there fixed that for you...
...but it's not.
Shame on you, CmdrTaco, for posting this. Shame on the organisation behind it for creating it. And every one of you assholes who immediately started joking about it, you disgust me.
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http://mgpcoe.blogspot.com/
Bi? On slashdot? So you can't get dates with either women or men?
> Ya this seems pretty damned sad though the great grandparents strip-gaming thing
> sounds absolutely awesome for parties.
I read this line and stopped to almost puke. There was a pause of about 30 seconds before i read your second line and realised you were talking about the great grand-parent POST. Imagine my relief.
Guys In Real Life.
I have no idea if a guy in that position would pay over $7 a pop just to game with a girl, but it does have some potential.
Yeah -- playing with girls is too expensive. I play with myself instead.
[/me blushes]
Wait, wait! I mean I play solo games! Get your mind out of the gutter!
Let's pay verified girls to post in Slashdot discussions. Then, for a fee, you'll get either dirty or flirty responses to your posts about programming languages or whatnot.
I want to play Free Market with a drowning Libertarian.
Yeah, no kidding, plus it leaves out more important aspects. I mean, who cares if she's dirty or flirty, the question is: can she keep aggro and what tier of epic gear does she have? :P
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
you sure know a LOT about pretending to be a girl.
something your not telling us?
-- Sig under construction...
Umm...try the local university? If you want to spend money, I'm sure they have plenty of hangouts around campus where "inventor-type women" go. Just walk up to any student and ask, "where do I go to have sex with inventor-type women? Are you an inventor-type woman? Will you have my children?" If she doesn't slap you, you're in!
Is this company also going to provide customers with one-handed, waterproof game controllers?
Why, which are yours?
This gives a new meaning to the term "head shot."
"I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist! There's a difference." - Dr. Cockroach
Please, would you two put away your credit cards already? You're embarrassing us. They aren't going to date you. And I don't know about your mom, but mine doesn't allow girls in the basement anyway. Looks like you'll manage to keep your "bachelor lifestyle" for a few more decades.
I am a v1ral sig. Plse c0py me and h3lp me spread. Thank y0u?
Dude, you haven't been paying attention. I don't want a human female. I want an orc female. Or a klingon one. Mmmm. Betazoid is borderline ok too, though ;)
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
Sure we are ronrey nerds, but it helps to get them out of the house.
So ronrey and sadly arone.....
Only in the difference between :-0 and :-?
Completely coincidental. I blame Slashdot for my unyielding pedantry.
I support the Slashcott and will not be reading or commenting from 2/10/14 to 2/17/14. Beta is steaming pile of dog shit