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Tracking Pedophiles By Their Typing Habits

An anonymous reader writes "Pedophiles using the internet to target youngsters could be tracked down — by the way they use a keyboard. Researchers are investigating ways to use technology which can determine a typist's age, sex and culture within ten keystrokes by monitoring their speed and rhythm." Since Phrenology hasn't exactly panned out, they gotta try something new.

292 comments

  1. oh no by genican1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    i hope they don't mistakenly target me in my rush to type fast and make this the first post!

    1. Re:oh no by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Funny

      They just might; after all, you seem to be excessively aroused by underage articles.

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    2. Re:oh no by Jurily · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How does this work anyway? Does it account for the fact that I know my keyboard is wearing out and thus tend to hit the keys a bit stronger? Does that make me a man?

      Does it account for the fact that I grew up typing, and don't even need to look at the keyboard or screen while typing, because it "flows"? Does that make me a woman?

      Does it distinguish between typing on a laptop keyboard and a regular one? Since I'm used to laptop keys, I tend to go softer on regular keyboards. Does that make me a pedophile?

      And most importantly: WHAT DOES MY TYPING SPEED HAVE TO DO WITH WHO I WANT TO FUCK?

    3. Re:oh no by Jurily · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One more thing: the caption for the picture says "Fears: Ashleigh Hall, 17, was murdered by Peter Chapman after meeting him on Facebook. Her killing has sparked calls for more security to protect people online"

      Can you tell me how anything portrayed in this sentence could possibly relate to typing habits?

      This whole article is just standard fearmongering, and not even the entertaining kind.

    4. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cock in one hand, keyboard in the other. You'll type slowly and make misakes... and they'll catch you!

    5. Re:oh no by Jurily · · Score: 1

      So if I do that when I'm talking to my girlfriend, am I a criminal? Also, there's this thing called the Backspace key, and I type faster with one hand than half the population with both.

    6. Re:oh no by thedonger · · Score: 5, Funny

      WHAT DOES MY TYPING SPEED HAVE TO DO WITH WHO I WANT TO FUCK?

      Clearly you are trying to communicate with an audience unfamiliar with lower case letters. My guess? Young boys. You sicken me.

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    7. Re:oh no by thesandtiger · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It doesn't have anything to do with who you want to fuck, but it sure seems to be getting in the way of you reading and understanding the article. :)

      This is not to determine if someone types like a pedophile, it's to determine where they might be and other demographic information about people who are targeting children online, based on their typing.

      Sounds like absolute bullshit to me - I've seen numerous other things that attempt to determine something about an individual based on input like typing, sentence construction and other info and they're usually off enough that they'd be worthless as any kind of forensic tool. Some of these combed through thousands of posts comprising millions of words for an individual and still only gave a 60% read on what gender the person was and a 70% read on their likely level of education based on word choice. The problem is that when you are taking part in a global community like the Internet, people pick up all kinds of habits.

      For example, I know quite a few USians who use "Cheers!" "mate" and "no worries" because they happen to frequent forums that have people from England, Australia and other countries where such turns of phrase are much more common than in the US. I also know many people of middle-age or later who use phrases that make them sound like teenagers. And there are a staggering number of highly educated people I speak with daily who write email as if they were 12-year-old girls named Becky and they RILLY RILLY RILLY wanna go see the Jonas Bros.

      I could see being able to get more info with LOTS of information - surely it would be possible to determine if someone was actually British or just a bit affected online if you could look at their spelling and other word use (or, at least, to see if they seem to be actual vs. faux British) - but this claim of in as few as 10 keystrokes and basing it on silly things like the force of the keystrokes etc. is just completely absurd.

      Though it does lead to some fun scenarios...

      "Hey, Joe - we got some sicko here trying to pick up 10-year-olds in Hello Kitty Online! Based on the typometric reading... It's either a left-handed, myopic 32 year-old male living in Cedar Rapids, Iowa or a mildly retarded 58 year-old intersex retired WalMart greeter who moved to Tuvalu sometime last spring."

      "Tuvalu? Awesome - I've always wanted to go to Oceania! I'll submit the travel vouchers while you call the Iowa office to let them know who's door to kick in!"

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    8. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you may be slightly mistaken. This technology is designed to identify individuals by the way they type - or at least narrow it down. So, if you were given information about how a specific pedophile typed, you could find other matches of his characteristic typing.

      this, of course, relies on being able to measure exactly how they're typing in a great deal of detail. It would not work with any existing system easily, though I could see some companies integrating it into their products to 'protect the children' or get even more targeted advertising. The only system it would work with by default is a completely closed and controlled system, like ATMS...which is the only serious example they suggest in the article. It wouldn't work for web banking, primarily because so many users autofill their passwords.

    9. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I am sure they already found a way to take into account people who might use speech to text software :D

    10. Re:oh no by Jurily · · Score: 1

      Though it does lead to some fun scenarios...

      Yep. From now on, your standard Facebook login-ritual will include repeatedly bashing the keyboard with your forehead to throw off any typing-detection algorithm. Then halfway through the post too, just for good measure.

    11. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's very sad for her, but unless our 17 year old Ashleigh still had to enter puberty, her death has very little ('nothing' to be precise) to do with pedophilia.

    12. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      absolutely, how does a/s/l or a/s/'c' for that matter determine one's status as a pedophile?
      an adult in a kids forum could be checking on their child, monitoring topics etc.
      i'm interested to see the technology in action, but attaching the concept to the hunt for pedophiles is pretty ridiculous.

    13. Re:oh no by bhsbulldozer · · Score: 0, Troll

      and I type faster with one hand than half the population with both.

      Nice training for underage chatrooms, eh!?

    14. Re:oh no by Tanktalus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, according to Gender Guesser, you come across as:
      Genre: Informal
      Female = 530
      Male = 892
      Difference = 362; 62.72%
      Verdict: MALE
      It's been going on for ages.

    15. Re:oh no by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      You do realise that this is a Daily Fail article, don't you?

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    16. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

    17. Re:oh no by ultranova · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One more thing: the caption for the picture says "Fears: Ashleigh Hall, 17, was murdered by Peter Chapman after meeting him on Facebook. Her killing has sparked calls for more security to protect people online"

      Can you tell me how anything portrayed in this sentence could possibly relate to typing habits?

      Or, for that matter, what does it have to do with pedophiles?

      This whole article is just standard fearmongering, and not even the entertaining kind.

      Actually it seems to be a scam, based on this: "Mr Butler said: 'We're going to submit a proposal to the Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council for a bid of probably about £1million so that we can develop the research further."

      There's just no possible way you can spend the equivalent of 1.4 million dollars or 1.1 million euros making statistical correlations betweem "typing patterns, speeds and rhythms" and people's background, even if you a dumb enough to believe there is a correlation in the first place.

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    18. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's because they type with one hand....

      *thinks*

      EEEWWWW!!!!!!

    19. Re:oh no by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      How does this work anyway? Does it account for the fact that I know my keyboard is wearing out and thus tend to hit the keys a bit stronger? Does that make me a man?

      Um, no ... what makes you a man is, well, I'll try to find you a wikipedia page for that.

      Does it account for the fact that I grew up typing, and don't even need to look at the keyboard or screen while typing, because it "flows"? Does that make me a woman?

      Um, no ... I'll try to find you a different wikipedia page about that.

      Does it distinguish between typing on a laptop keyboard and a regular one? Since I'm used to laptop keys, I tend to go softer on regular keyboards. Does that make me a pedophile?

      Um, no ... a pedophile would ask that question as an AC, unless of course, they were trying not to appear as a pedophile. Hmm, I'll find you a wikipedia entry for iocane powder that might explain this better.

      And most importantly: WHAT DOES MY TYPING SPEED HAVE TO DO WITH WHO I WANT TO FUCK?

      Well, this one is easy. When people are drunk they type very differently, and we all know that when people are drunk it has a lot to do with whom they want (or are willing) to fuck.

    20. Re:oh no by Ltap · · Score: 4, Funny

      And how do they find out what paedophiles type like in the first place? Observe them in the wild?

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    21. Re:oh no by ultranova · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also, there's this thing called the Backspace key, I type faster with one hand than half the population with both.

      So you must be pretty experienced with computers. Such a person could easily set up an anonymity network, such as Tor or Freenet. Those could be used by pedophiles to hide their identity online.

      The evidence seem pretty damning. You'd better just confess; you can't fool statistical correlations, you know.

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    22. Re:oh no by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      How do you suppose this system might be able to detect the force you use in typing?

      Duh?

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    23. Re:oh no by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, when you consider how many people on the internet, and here mostly newsgroups and similar discussion media, have the incredible skill to determine by what you type that YOU ARE SO GAY, maybe the how you type it determines your prefered age group.

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    24. Re:oh no by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 1

      I just got analyzed by using the state machine I am currently coding in C. Turns out I am informally a man and formally a woman.

    25. Re:oh no by sjames · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it's just a screening test. They'll verify it by the bumps on your head and the shape of your brow before they burn you at the stake.

    26. Re:oh no by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      FTA:

      ...men's typing to be a little more heavy-handed...

      Do they mean "heavy" as in pressure, or as in awkward?

      The article mentions electronic sensors connected to fingers....really, who does this on a regular basis?

      Sensing typing patterns and speed could be done in software but pressure could only be accomplished with pressure sensitive keyboards; how many people use one of those?

      This sounds (to me) like a sham that's just plausible enough to get funded. They might be able to make it work in a lab, but the real world is not a tightly controlled environment with sensors attached to fingertips. The problem I see is that (once the methods are released/discovered) the users this is designed to identify will alter their usage/hardware in order to remain hidden.

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    27. Re:oh no by besalope · · Score: 1

      Welcome to ill-thought out world of government contracting!

    28. Re:oh no by slashdottedjoe · · Score: 1

      I wonder about latency on the internet, too. It is not like from a server they know exact when you hit a key. They only know when it comes into their system.

      That said, a piece of software could easily add specific characteristics to throw them off. For example, if you buffer the keystrokes you can send sentences at a quicker pace or alter the delay (right hand keys) to make it look like you are disabled.

      What happens when I start hunting and pecking with two fingers? This is only useful, until people get smart.

    29. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keyboard buffer for sale.
      Decide which age your typing habit will seem.
      Decide which sex and height you want to project.
      Pedophiles will get 30% off.

    30. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      misakes

      OH SHI—

    31. Re:oh no by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Yes, and those are the kinds of things that I'm talking about.

      On Slashdot there is generally a "way" that I post that helps get my point across to the geekly sorts who are engaged in discussions of the things I am interested in here. That way is a bit more confrontational and acerbic than I would usually write and also a bit more concrete rather than relative. On Slashdot I'm talking about (usually) things or concepts relating to things, rather than interpersonal dynamics and other concepts that would be more likely to generate a "female" reading.

      Messing around I took my post history on various other forums I frequent and it turns up the (not very) shocking discovery:

      A pet forum I have posted in about my adoption & rehab of a pit bull: 86% female
      A games forum I have posted in, usually about technical issues like writing addons, scripts and mods: 68% male
      A work related forum where we talk about self-care & handling issues that come up when doing research with participants: 88% female (and, amusingly, every single one of my male co-workers comes up as in the high 80's female)

      These things need to be taken in context. I've had people who've read essays and papers I've written be stunned when they met me in person - they envisioned a much older person, usually male, simply because of my tone. I've had people who I've worked with on collaborative projects at remote sites also assume - if I only go by my initials, which I often do in informal emails - that I was a guy, and much older - in my late 50's at least. Given that I'm a female under 40, this is usually pretty surprising when people had different expectations. A coworker of mine - straight, white, male and christian - recently wrote a piece about issues relating to gay marriage & the privilege of majority classes in the US and was accused by critics who said that the piece was self-serving, because the author, obviously a gay woman of color, was only seeing things from "her" point of view.

      Amusingly it also goes the other way - I work on a university campus, dress very casually (a lot of my work is with pre-teens and teens), and also, I guess, look pretty youthful; people are often times stunned that I'm as old as I am, and that I'm in the position I am. When I teach I've often had students assume that I was another student until I step up to the lectern and kick off the first class. On a few instances I've had older students - people coming back to school in their 50's - get swarmed by students who have questions because they think that student must be the professor.

      Anyway, it really is amazing that people would think they can have such a solid read (though I'm sure it's the "journalist" behind the article simplifying things to make it sensational) in just 10 keystrokes, regardless of context, when people who have vastly more information to go on can't actually make correct determinations when factors don't adhere rigidly to the stereotypes. Given that pedophiles are probably going to be "off the norm" in quite a few different areas (read: anyone who molests children is gonna have issues other than that they molest children), I'm not really seeing how it would be possible to get an accurate read on who they are and where they're from. My bet is that the people behind this are after some of that fat "think of the children!!!" money.

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    32. Re:oh no by vxice · · Score: 2, Informative

      there needs to be another level of mod points for funny. fucking hilarious. +5 funny doesn't do it justice.

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    33. Re:oh no by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      And how do they find out what paedophiles type like in the first place? Observe them in the wild?

      Should be simple: Put CP on a server and protect it with a 10 letter captcha.
      The only question is whether you'll get enough data before the police gets you. :-)

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    34. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHAT DOES MY TYPING SPEED HAVE TO DO WITH WHO I WANT TO FUCK?

      Clearly you are trying to communicate with an audience unfamiliar with lower case letters. My guess? Young boys. You sicken me.

      We've just refined the algorithm.
      It appears he was FAPPING when he typed that sentence :)

    35. Re:oh no by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      For fun, I just pasted the text of The Right To Read into this. According to this test, Stallman is informally a weak man, and formally a weak woman. :-)

      Total words: 1031

      Genre: Informal
          Female = 1551
          Male = 1708
          Difference = 157; 52.4%
          Verdict: Weak MALE

      Weak emphasis could indicate European.

      Genre: Formal
          Female = 1244
          Male = 926
          Difference = -318; 42.67%
          Verdict: Weak FEMALE

      Weak emphasis could indicate European.

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    36. Re:oh no by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Uh... I think the idea is to give a probability that someone is both male and over 18, so that if they pose as someone younger than 18 and/or female then they will be given away. The big, obvious problem with this is that the software would have to reside on the computer of the person who may or may not be posing as someone younger, in order to assess their typing in realtime, which seems to me a fatal flaw.

    37. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using the word "pedophile" correctly is reaching the point of trying to use the word "hacker" correctly. I think it's time to throw in the towel and change the dictionaries to match the new and imprecise meaning of the word.

    38. Re:oh no by fbjon · · Score: 1

      TFA is very thin on the facts, but I think the idea is to find out the real approximate age of the typist/user. If that user is then chatting with a minor while claiming to be 15, but is actually 25-35, then that could raise some red flag in the system. Not a shabby idea, I think, presuming it works..

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    39. Re:oh no by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      There's just no possible way you can spend the equivalent of 1.4 million dollars or 1.1 million euros making statistical correlations betweem "typing patterns, speeds and rhythms" and people's background, even if you a dumb enough to believe there is a correlation in the first place.

      Lol, give me 1.4 million US dollars and I will make a strong go at doing that research, and will bet 50k more I can use all the money and need more to finish the research.

    40. Re:oh no by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, my wife still types her dissertation with one hand, which makes her a hunt 'n' pecker. I'm sure she'll be targeted by this new filter :P

    41. Re:oh no by julesh · · Score: 1

      Or, for that matter, what does it have to do with pedophiles?

      Didn't you get the memo? You're a paedophile now if you're attracted to anyone under 18. Next year it's going up to 21.

    42. Re:oh no by Jello+B. · · Score: 1

      there needs to be a concentration camp for mods that mod up "you can't mod this high enough" posts. fucking retarded. auchwitz wouldn't do it justice.

    43. Re:oh no by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, they just provided free typing classes to the Catholic priesthood and filmed the sessions.

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    44. Re:oh no by celle · · Score: 1

      "...children are FBI agents."

      Of course, the terrorists are CIA agents, right. Or is it NSA agents, its often hard to tell the difference anymore.

    45. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "which makes her ... hunt'n pecker"
      If that's underage pecker she's hunt'n, she most certainly will be targeted by this new filter.

      Sorry, couldn't resist.

    46. Re:oh no by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Wow, he really is Open.

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    47. Re:oh no by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP +1 IRONY

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    48. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With your handle, you're probably on the FBI watch list yourself.

    49. Re:oh no by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Uh... I think the idea is to give a probability that someone is both male and over 18, so that if they pose as someone younger than 18 and/or female then they will be given away.

      That certainly sounds less incredible than imputing ones mental habits from one's typing characteristics.

      The big, obvious problem with this is that the software would have to reside on the computer of the person who may or may not be posing as someone younger, in order to assess their typing in realtime, which seems to me a fatal flaw.

      That's definitely a problem. you'd need something that could hook into the pretty raw data stream from the keyboard ... which would be exactly the sort of data that a key-logger application would desire too.
      On a scale of "zero" to "not-well-thought-out", I think this scores "bullshit".
      It'll probably become compulsory.

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    50. Re:oh no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These things need to be taken in context. I've had people who've read essays and papers I've written be stunned when they met me in person - they envisioned a much older person, usually male, simply because of my tone. I've had people who I've worked with on collaborative projects at remote sites also assume - if I only go by my initials, which I often do in informal emails - that I was a guy, and much older - in my late 50's at least. Given that I'm a female under 40, this is usually pretty surprising when people had different expectations. A coworker of mine - straight, white, male and christian - recently wrote a piece about issues relating to gay marriage & the privilege of majority classes in the US and was accused by critics who said that the piece was self-serving, because the author, obviously a gay woman of color, was only seeing things from "her" point of view.

      Apparently the gender guesser doesn't check for statements of gender, since the results for that paragraph return:

      Genre: Informal
          Female = 110
          Male = 206
          Difference = 96; 65.18%
          Verdict: MALE

  2. Foolproof by MyLongNickName · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am sure this is foolproof! Sign me up!

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    1. Re:Foolproof by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      Congratulations - you are a pedophile! Either that or a software engineer, but we've lost your paperwork and are just going to go with pedophile to save some time.

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    2. Re:Foolproof by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Congratulations - you are a pedophile! Either that or a software engineer, but we've lost your paperwork and are just going to go with pedophile to save some time.

      Apparently you've never seen Japanese video games, there's no difference.

    3. Re:Foolproof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I used to work in Chicago,
      In a department store,
      I used to work in Chicago,
      I do but I don't anymore.

      A lady came in for a cake,
      I said what kind did you come for?
      She said layer and we only had chocolate,
      I do but I don't anymore.

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    4. Re:Foolproof by YourExperiment · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm particularly impressed by his methods. He "hooks their fingers up to electronic sensors", then "videos, monitors and records their typing patterns, speeds and rhythms with a very accurate clock".

      Perhaps he's not aware that computer keyboards are often already connected to an "advanced monitoring device", and that this device is usually equipped with a "very accurate clock".

    5. Re:Foolproof by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget that video taping someone's hands can often suggest their gender. Also, how does hooking someone's fingers up to electronic sensors affect how they type?

    6. Re:Foolproof by changa · · Score: 1


      Now the tricky bit of getting them to run the software first.

    7. Re:Foolproof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love being a software engineer in Japan! You can fuck a 14 year old girl for less than 20000 yen on a Friday night!

  3. actually it will work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    they're hunt-and-peckers.

    1. Re:actually it will work by Pojut · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Pecker? I barely even know her!

    2. Re:actually it will work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or, huntin'...

  4. Left mousing? by ThisIsAnonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looking for "left mousing" would be more accurate...

    1. Re:Left mousing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I masturbate with my left hand, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:Left mousing? by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      I use the mouse left-handed at work, but right-handed at home for gaming.

    3. Re:Left mousing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use the mouse left-handed at work, but right-handed at home for gaming.

      So you only molest kids when at work?

    4. Re:Left mousing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what you're saying is you are only a pedophile at work?

    5. Re:Left mousing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you should have posted that anonymously. Your boss might catch you while he's mousing left-handed too.

    6. Re:Left mousing? by masmullin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Im calling the FBI. You ambidexterous mouser!

    7. Re:Left mousing? by batquux · · Score: 1

      I am not left handed, but I use my left hand for gaming. If I use my right, it's over too quickly.

    8. Re:Left mousing? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I’m left-handed, you insensitive clod!! (really!)

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    9. Re:Left mousing? by Lostlander · · Score: 1

      Because I know something you don't know, I'm not actually left handed.

    10. Re:Left mousing? by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking the same thing - it would be really crappy to be a person who actually only had one hand!

    11. Re:Left mousing? by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Ahhhhahahahahahahahah fuck i wish I had mod points for you!

  5. Typical /. summary by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Typical /. summary - conflating the idea of "we can tell how old you are from your typing" with "we can tell if you are Wicked Uncle Ernie by your typing."

    The idea of this would be that if you can tell that somebody is a 40 year old man, and they are on a forum saying they are a 12 year old girl, you can flag that as being suspicious.

    Of course, the problem is that a web site or chat forum has relatively little visibility of the user's typing pattern, so unless you force all forums to be accessed by special software that can monitor typing (AND you prevent the use of cut-and-paste so that you type in one window, then paste into the chat window, or detect such matters and flag THAT) then this won't be very useful at all.

    Of course, making THAT statement in the summary would be hard, and would require actually thinking about the story.

    As I said, typical /. summary.

    1. Re:Typical /. summary by MtHuurne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not hard to monitor typing into an edit box using JavaScript. The script could compute some kind of typing signature and then send that to the server. Copy-pasting all text is a very odd way of typing and could be flagged.

      I doubt such a detection algorithm would be accurate for all people, so they should not start auto-suspending accounts based on this. But it would help if a human moderator gets some hints about which accounts to pay closer attention to, since manually monitoring everything is not feasible.

    2. Re:Typical /. summary by Jahava · · Score: 1

      Of course, the problem is that a web site or chat forum has relatively little visibility of the user's typing pattern, so unless you force all forums to be accessed by special software that can monitor typing (AND you prevent the use of cut-and-paste so that you type in one window, then paste into the chat window, or detect such matters and flag THAT) then this won't be very useful at all.

      It can certainly be implemented via a Javascript-hooked message box and periodic AJAX messages. Look at how Google implements chat in GMail or Wave. Hell, in Wave they can show you typing letter-by-letter. Granted there is some latency and blocking, but heuristics could certainly work to smooth that out. Data may be lossy, but it also may not be so lossy that nothing useful can be extracted.

      There will always be ways around (Javascript blocking, copy/pasting, etc.), but your average Internet forum poser will probably not be aware enough to take those measures, especially if they result in user interface inconvenience.

    3. Re:Typical /. summary by fearlezz · · Score: 1

      Not gonna work. Most of my 40-year old collegues type like 12-year olds....

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    4. Re:Typical /. summary by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      so simply slap in a lot of OMG! and completely butcher spelling and grammar to thwart the "scanners"

      Honestly, I could write a greasemonkey script to emulate the atrocious communications that teens and pre teens have. Hell that same script could simply act as one with some really simple AI rules.

      OMG! Rlly?
      u suk.
      OMG!
      OMG?
      cl m l8ter k?
      y
      u suk!! :)
      OMG!

      Ok I feel like I just lost 30 IQ points...

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    5. Re:Typical /. summary by English+French+Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Problem is, there is nothing illegal in pretending to be a 12 year old girl when actually a 40 year old man. Or copy-pasting into textboxes to avoid typing pattern detection.

      So we are talking about a method for detecting something that isn't illegal by itself (it becomes illegal when the 40 year old guy invites her new friend in his house to mistreat her) and flagging it as suspicious. Automatic crime detection leads to an unfair justice system IMHO. In addition, flagging someone for a crime that, statistically, they have more chance of committing than others I find wrong too.

      Last, but not least, how many false positives? How many 12 year old girls type like 40 year old guys? What would be the consequences?

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    6. Re:Typical /. summary by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 1

      Simple solution: Write a program that disguises your typing pattern as a 12-year-old boy. You can embed this in a keyboard if you really want to disconnect it from the computer. All it takes is some learning about what pattern you're trying to emulate.

    7. Re:Typical /. summary by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The idea of this would be that if you can tell that somebody is a 40 year old man, and they are on a forum saying they are a 12 year old girl, you can flag that as being suspicious.

      Somehow this sounds more like a tool for pedos to find out who's really a 12 year old girl and not a 40 year old man... Police sting? Anti-pedo vigilante? People just yanking your chain pretending? Aha... a real 12yo girl, jackpot. Not to mention I can imagine many really weird situations from false positives. There's so many holes it this logic there's more holes than logic.

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    8. Re:Typical /. summary by crazycheetah · · Score: 1

      Google wave. The copy and paste could be seen as those random copy and paste, but if that is all that you do, then it gets suspicious that you may be trying to hide it, unless it's all copy and pasted in obvious fashion from the internet or whatever. Just an idea...

    9. Re:Typical /. summary by davidwr · · Score: 1

      Sometimes there is, but in some countries some laws may themselves be illegal.

      In general, if you pretend to be someone you are not for the purposes of financial gain, it's fraud. If you pretend to do so for some other purpose, such as to get a 12 year old girl to send you her phone number or a photo of herself, it might or might not be illegal - check your local laws and constitution/bill of rights before proceeding.

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    10. Re:Typical /. summary by davidwr · · Score: 1

      Somehow this sounds more like a tool for pedos to find out who's really a 12 year old girl and not a 40 year old man... Police sting? Anti-pedo vigilante?

      The police use the aforementioned tricks to make them appear 12.

      However, your average underfunded undertrained self-hating repressed-pedophile vigilante posting from his mother's basement will show up as a 40 year old man with an anger problem.

      Oh, the person yanking your chain may really be a 12 year old girl who assume you really are a 40 year old guy because she knows real 12 year old boys don't go online asking stupid questions.

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    11. Re:Typical /. summary by English+French+Man · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're perfectly right, but impersonating a 12 year old girl is not in itself illegal (in most countries anyway). What would become a guy who innocently impersonates 12 year old girls on chat rooms? OK, the guy is creepy, but there's no law against being creepy.

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    12. Re:Typical /. summary by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Couldn't this be used the other way round? Couldn't potential pedophiles monitor the typing speed of the "12-year old girl" with whom they're chatting to determine whether it's really a 40-year old FBI agent?

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    13. Re:Typical /. summary by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      Forget copy pasting, speech recognition. Its use is actually plausible, and would throw things off.

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    14. Re:Typical /. summary by Jurily · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Copy-pasting all text is a very odd way of typing and could be flagged.

      From your argument, it follows, that

        - quoting from the post you're answering to is very odd and could be flagged
        - youtube links are very odd and could be flagged
        - sharing a patch with fellow developers is very odd and could be flagged

      But nevermind that. Let's say the typing monitor works perfectly, and it can accurately detect who you want to have sex with (and whether you're going to rape and murder them). Let's say today it says I'm heterosexual and perfectly normal.

      If I decide tomorrow that I like 6 year old boys better, and dump my girlfriend, what exactly will change in my typing that makes me detectable, how does it change, and most importantly, why would it? Remember, the algorithm is perfect.

      And who the fuck came up with the idea that people have only typing style? Do you sometimes drink coffee while typing? Do you sometimes use the mouse while typing? Does one of your keys not work perfectly every time so you have to stop and think about it for a moment?

    15. Re:Typical /. summary by apoc.famine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I type vastly different on my home system than I do at work (on a mac) or on my netbook. Hell, I type differently now at work than I usually do, as I've got a stack of books under my left elbow that I'm supposed to be reading.

      The speeds are different, the mistakes are different, the key-presses a different strength, the mousing and clicking are different, etc. I really don't see that this is more than an attempt to get funding by waving the pedo flag.

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    16. Re:Typical /. summary by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty astute point. Expect them to knock on your door for figuring that out....

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    17. Re:Typical /. summary by jda104 · · Score: 1

      Regarding the visibility of typing patterns, any in-browser chat/forum will likely use Javascript on the client side. JS provides access to the Key Up and Key Down events in text boxes; adding time stamps to those events is trivial. And I agree that being a 40 year old man doesn't make you a pedophile, but I think, probabilistically, that being a 40 year old man in a "Teenz Only!!1!" chatroom may rightfully raise a flag or two.

    18. Re:Typical /. summary by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      How many 12 year old girls type like 40 year old guys? What would be the consequences?

      Obviously we'd be able to catch these future-predators-in-sheep's-clothing before they got a chance to grow-up and become 40-year-old men.

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    19. Re:Typical /. summary by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      Is it bad if that made perfect sense to me?

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    20. Re:Typical /. summary by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh, the usual "the average 12 year old would not use such words, so it's gotta be a pedo" train of thought.

      Watch out, prodigies, being shunned and ignored on the schoolyard for being so horribly different is no longer your biggest problem.

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    21. Re:Typical /. summary by Reziac · · Score: 1

      OR do you sometimes put the keyboard on the desk, sometimes on your knees, sometimes on a lap desk? I do all three and type quite differently (and make different typoes) for each. Do you sometimes type one-handed or three-fingered, but othertimes touch-type correctly? Do you sit with your knees hunched up, or splayed to either side?? Do you lean back or sit up straight? I do all those, and all impact how I type.

      The conclusion per this study is that I must be everyman and everyperversion.

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    22. Re:Typical /. summary by MtHuurne · · Score: 1

      The researchers do not claim they can detect pedophiles by the way they type. They claim they can get an accurate estimate of a person's age and several other characteristics. I have no idea whether they actually can, but for the sake of the argument let's assume their algorithm works at least somewhat reliably.

      If the 40 year old man of the example creates an account on a site targeting children and discusses cartoons, there is no problem. If he indicates in his profile that he's a 12 year old girl instead of a 40 year old man, that is odd, but it does not have to be malicious. If he then, after lying about his identity, tries to arrange a real-life meeting with a child on the site, there is much cause for concern.

      So if such a detection algorithm can tell site moderators which accounts to pay extra attention to, I don't see a problem with that. It should not be used as a trigger to have the police raid his home.

    23. Re:Typical /. summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More snake oil: just like the polygraph test. The 21st century looks to be overflowing with such BS.

      So far we have seen:

      Cameras that flag you if you seem agitated (at the airport? Never!)

      Brain scanners which claim to "read your thoughts" (sure, sure.)

      Naked body scanners which don't do much other than radiate you and give free peep shows to the TSA (and make Michael Chertoffs stock in the manufacturer go up. *ahem*)

      Cyber security/surveillence buearos to spy on non-existent threats (that just conveniently happen to be directed at peaceful political activists and bloggers)

      Now, we have typing analysis? What next, if you have a slight limp in your left leg it means you're a mass murdering psychopath?

    24. Re:Typical /. summary by Nursie · · Score: 1

      What if you impersonate the messiah?

      'Cos if that's illegal I have some accounts in some places that need erasing....

  6. Congrats! by boneglorious · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now good luck getting this pedophiles to have those sensors hooked up and letting themselves be videoed and monitored. How about saving yourself the analysis and just looking on their screen for child porn??

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    1. Re:Congrats! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      If it is just speed an rythm, wouldn't you be able to tell this in virtually any chat room?

      No, I didn't RTFA. There may be nuances to this left out of the summary.

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    2. Re:Congrats! by boneglorious · · Score: 1

      No, your chat room doesn't know I've typed until I've clicked "post". And even if it does, this probably requires more accuracy than you could remotely.

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    3. Re:Congrats! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Crap. Let me rephrase:

      "with virtually any chat room software? I don't see the need for special equipment.

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    4. Re:Congrats! by boneglorious · · Score: 1

      Remember, when I press a key, the computer doesn't register it immediately, unless I'm using special software that prevents it from being buffered.

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    5. Re:Congrats! by Rallias+Ubernerd · · Score: 1

      actually, they know your typing as soon as they send you the code for the text box to type. Windows live knows your typing immediatly.

    6. Re:Congrats! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they’d have to inject extra code because “virtually any chat room” doesn’t monitor your keystrokes like they’d require for this to work. Even if it says “typing” / “entered text”, that’s not enough.

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    7. Re:Congrats! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Chatrooms and instant messengers are two different things. Yes, IMs could possibly monitor this, although it would be easily circumvented by using a multi-messenger which doesn't implement this or which reports bogus typing data. Those would be around simply because open source geeks like their privacy.

      Chatrooms... Not so much. They're usually IRC with or without a frontend. While the frontend could monitor the typing habits, you can easily circumvent that by connecting directly. IRC is line-based so without a special client you won't get any data. Of course you can try to kick people off based on client etc. but you can bet that such measures will be cirumvented.
      There's non-IRC chat, of course, but I'm not certain how popular and/or easy to get into it is.


      However, that's all irrelevant anyway. This technology unlikely to be widely implemented in the first place. Imagine you were starting a website for kids and hadn't read this article. Would you think "hey, I need to investigate technical means to determine whether one of the kids in the chatroom is actually an adult"? Chances are you wouldn't. I'd wager that most operators of webites for children are less technically inclined than the average Slashdotter so they're even less likely to think of it. For every site with a chat that implements this and puts effective barriers in place to keep people from getting around it there's ten that don't even have an operator in half the channels.

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    8. Re:Congrats! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahahahaha! You think a monitoring service like this would have to be voluntary? You must be new here.

  7. Wait... what? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It boggles my mind that they even consider this a legitimate avenue of inquiry... I mean, really. How many opportunities do kiddy-fiddlers present for you to analyse their keystrokes, but not say... their IP? Sure, it allows you to tie an online interaction to a particular user, but if you have that kind of hook into their system odds are you know more than enough to do that already.

    Oh wait, you mean there are applications where you want to tie users to content generically on the internet, but you think it's too invasive to make everyone agree to it simply so you can sell them more soda or send them to prison for their political ideas? That's OK - we'll just say it's targeting pedophiles.

    That always works.

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    1. Re:Wait... what? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      javascript based chat programs can record individual keystrokes, like facebook's, which was mentioned in the article.

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    2. Re:Wait... what? by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Besides, if this becomes widespread, it won't be long before someone starts selling a cheap USB pass-through that adds a random delay of a few ms to your keystrokes. Or just gets built into keyboards as a privacy feature.

      Actually, that might not be a bad idea anyway as a security feature against using traffic analysis to divine passwords and such.

  8. I know why! by B5_geek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that because they are all typing one-handed? =)

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    1. Re:I know why! by santax · · Score: 1

      Where are modpoints when you need them. +1 insightful. But it does raises some concern for me. I regular type with one hand due to the other being busy handling other *output and input* tasks.

    2. Re:I know why! by cgomezr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, we know, those where you input repeatedly until you get an output, right? You needn't have specified.

    3. Re:I know why! by santax · · Score: 1

      I was more referring to my habit to smoke while typing. But I do respect a dirty mind just as much as the next /.-er.

    4. Re:I know why! by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      Cue creepy background music and fx *fap fap fap fap* =)

    5. Re:I know why! by dominious · · Score: 1

      If you are not chatting with a 13yo they will probably not going to monitor your chatting habits! end of story.

      however if it seems like you are 30+ and it also seems that you are typing with one hand during a chat with a 13yo which happened to send her pic, well then...

      <chris hansen> why don't you take a sit over there...</chris hansen>

    6. Re:I know why! by santax · · Score: 1

      And how do they know in the first place I am chatting with a 13y/o? Well? Are they going to monitor every childs chatting? Has a child no right to privacy? Haven't had secrets for your parents and others that you would discuss with friends when you were young? Some technology, when promoted with the 'right' words (terror, pedo) seem really 'good'. Except that there is a whole other agenda playing in the background. Do you really think that so much as 1 child will one day be saved by this? I don't think so. Still waiting for the first child to be saved by a laptopsearch on an airport.

    7. Re:I know why! by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      Maybe it works like this:

      1) Some internet cop claims to be a 13 year old looking for an older friend.

      2) Somebody answers the internet cop, and starts typing with one hand when the conversation gets steamy.

    8. Re:I know why! by santax · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm pretty sure I can turn any guy into a 'pedo' working like that. hell if he won't bite the first time, we'll just get him drunk or give him drugs. That has nothing to do with finding the real dangerous men that go around malls looking for victims.

    9. Re:I know why! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm pretty sure I can turn any guy into a 'pedo' working like that

      But if they capture him, it looks like they’re doing their job...

      finding the real dangerous men

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    10. Re:I know why! by santax · · Score: 1

      Nah, most 13 y/o girls don't start talking about sex to you. Those guys do. Just look at catch a predator. They talk for weeks, months with those guys. Working hard to build up a relation and then when the guy falls for it after all those words and suggestions he is the criminal? Sure sometimes they catch a perv, but 90% of the time they catch guys that would never have done anything, weren't it they were held a big reward in front of their eyes, chat after chat. No mate, those aren't the people raping kids. Those fellows more often than not, don't use the internet to get what they want. But if you say something like what I just did, you must be a pedo is the general thinking these days. To be honest, I am familiar with childabuse in more ways than I wish anyone would be. And it offends me when they say someone is a child molester when he really isn't. That is an insult to all real victims out there. At least imho. I mean, there have been cases were 14 yo girls sending pics of themselves got charged with the same charges... Completely insane and it has more to do with paranioa then justice, let alone safety.

    11. Re:I know why! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I said, it looks like they are doing their job...

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    12. Re:I know why! by santax · · Score: 1

      Ah sorry mate, I totally missed that nuance. Sorry for that.

    13. Re:I know why! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they detect when the keys stick together.

    14. Re:I know why! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > That has nothing to do with finding the real dangerous men that go around malls looking for victims.

      I was under the impression that in the vast majority of cases the offender is a family member or a friend of the family, not some random stranger. Why do people always emphasize the latter?

    15. Re:I know why! by santax · · Score: 1

      100% correct. I think the percentages go as high as 70%-90%, but it is hard to measure because most people will never tell out of fear of repressions. I found that part out when I spoke out against my abuser (an uncle) and my family told me to stfu and it was all my fault that the family would fall apart and would be shamed... Imagine that... That is pain. Needless to say, this subject gets to me. But good to see some people still think for themselves.

  9. This seems like snake oil... by Scrab · · Score: 1

    Even if I were to believe such a thing were possible, the fact that the Daily Mail is the source makes me roll my eyes and dismiss it... If there's a reputable source, that might be worth reading, but even then it's still a stretch to believe that all people from one culture type in the same way...

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  10. Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    When will Slashdot learn?

    Daily Mail is sensationalist bullshit from the UK.

    1. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by vikingpower · · Score: 1

      Amen.

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    2. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will Slashdot learn?

      Daily Mail is sensationalist bullshit from the UK.

      "Learn"? Slashdot is still posting stories from InfoWorld even after their stupid Windows 7 fiasco.

    3. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by boneglorious · · Score: 1

      Well, mainstream reporting on science is generally sensationalistic. Even "well respected" news sources tend to say to the researcher, "How far can you possibly imagine taking this in the future?" and then publishing the answer, without any qualification, as what's being done.

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    4. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Sensationalist bullshit sells papers.

      Start thinking of /. as what The Register was just before they employed Lester Haines and Andrew Orlowski, or Horizon before Jeremy Vine, and you'll see where /. is going. More "Idle" stories, more "OMG DINK OF DUR CHILDRENZ!" sensationalism, more 3 line story stubs which link back to a Digg link which links to an article from a less than reputable source.

      Anybody know of an IT news website which isn't becoming more and more like the IT version of the Daily Star?

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    5. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Spad · · Score: 1

      That may well be the case, but that doesn't change the fact that this is from the Daily Mail, who prefer headlines of the form: "Immigrant Paedophiles in Gay Abortion Benefit Scam linked to Diana Conspiracy"

    6. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Anybody know of an IT news website which isn't becoming more and more like the IT version of the Daily Star?

      Failing that, does anyone want to start one?

    7. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Shrike82 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You've clearly failed to understand the important role the Daily Mail plays in British society. Every page is full of stories about how immigrants are taking all the jobs, how your tax money pays for illegal immigrants to buy pornography, how your children are at risk every time they go online to check their e-mail, how beef/bread/wine/cheese/saturated fat/unsaturated fat will WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT kill you/reduce your risk of heart disease/prevent you from getting cancer.

      The middle classes are happily distracted by the constant threat towards their very way of life, and which foods are killing them this week, that they forget about things like climate change, human rights violations around the world and the state of the global economy, which makes the government very happy indeed.

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    8. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      And it's a news paper that happens to have the second largest circulation in the UK, second only to The Sun.

      I'm not sure how things work where you live, but in most western countries, high circulation news papers have quite a bit of political pull, even if what they're spewing is ridiculous hokum.

    9. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Reminds me of an old joke:

      "How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?"

      "Tell them immigrants kill paedophiles!"

      (You can, of course, recycle this with any of the Mail's current list of hate targets [BBC, the EU, Muslims, Labour Party, Environmentalists, Unions, .... the list is long)

    10. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When will Slashdot learn?"
      Options:
      1) I want some of what you're smoking.
      2) You must be new here....
      3) When we move out of our parents' basements.
      4) When hell freezes over.
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      69) Profit!!!

    11. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That could explain why the company net nanny blocked me when I attempted to access what I thought was a news site. Normally, it allows news, but blocks any sort of entertainment or adult humor type content.

    12. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Sensationalist bullshit sells papers.

      So you mean we could also track the readers of those papers with that method?

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    13. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      I agree with you apart from the conspiracy theory of making the government happy. The Mail distracts their readership from the big issues facing the world to keep their readers happy. The two minutes' hate towards foreigners, pedos, terrorists, whatever is the perfect distraction from depressing big issues. After they're finished frothing at the mouth they can go back to their boring middle class lives.

    14. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I think you're probably right. Sometimes I direct criticism toward our current government where it's not due, which is silly really as there's so many valid reasons to criticise them.

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    15. Re:Daily Mail = Daily Fail by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      Your comment reminds me of this, IMHO, very interesting cartoon:

      Orwell vs Huxley:
      http://www.recombinantrecords.net/docs/2009-05-Amusing-Ourselves-to-Death.html

  11. Pecking? by beatsme · · Score: 2, Informative

    It seems like the way a person was taught to type and their experience with a keyboard would determine to a large extent their speed and rhythm (and accuracy). Not to mention what they're doing besides typing on MSN or whatever. If you're drinking a cup of coffee with one hand... or switching between windows. There are way too many factors at play. Phrenology at least had the advantage of a theoretical framework. Hell, even hand-writing analysis had fewer confounding factors.

    1. Re:Pecking? by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, individual telegraph and radio operators using morse code could very often be identified by their "hand", even when they had been through identical training (by the military, for example). Everyone develops a "rhythm" in signing their name which is so consistent that it can be used for biometric identification (google for dynamic signature verification). I suspect that my typing shows the same kind of consistent variations in timing for particular key sequences and that I could be identified from a large enough sample. With a pressure-sensitive keyboard, I suspect my typing "hand" is even more identifiable.

      While I find the claims -- 95% accuracy from ten keystrokes -- to be suspicious, especially for broad characteristics like sex and age, I would want to see more of the background before I ruled it out completely.

    2. Re:Pecking? by metacell · · Score: 1

      Precisely - there's a huge difference between identifying a known typist by their unique typing style, and determining the age and sex of an unknown typist. The former only involves matching two typing patterns, the latter assumes age and sex significantly affects typing style and can be filtered out from all other factors.

  12. WTF?! by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to say W T F? Yeah..I'm sure this wouldn't ever produce any false positives...

  13. I could sort off see this working. by rindeee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From a purely technological point of view, I could see this working IF you had a profile pre-built. That is to say, if you had established a baseline of a particular persons typing habits (tempo, speed, accuracy, common mistakes, pause patterns, etc.) then I think it would be relatively easy to identify/track them in the future. I realize that this isn't really what the OP is talking about, but I think this is the closest to reality as one could get. I've seen authentication tools that combine the password you've entered with the 'way' in which you enter it, doing essentially just that. Anyway, determining a persons proclivities based solely on the way they type is, well, stupid.

    1. Re:I could sort off see this working. by netsharc · · Score: 1

      There was a research once that analyze these parameters and said it can be an alternative (or additive) to password entry, they can tell by the typing speed/interval between particular letters whether the person is the same person as the previous typist or not...

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    2. Re:I could sort off see this working. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Oh definitely, from a technological point of view its entirely feasible. After all genetically, pedophiles have more in common with crabs than you or me.

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    3. Re:I could sort off see this working. by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it's possible to identify someone whom you have already gotten a profile of, but even then it requires that the person typing hasn't f.ex. gotten injured, isn't suffering a really bad (or an extremely good) day and so on.

      Trying to identify someone without having a profile of their typing is just not going to work, there's WAY too many random things: how their day has gone, if they are ill or injured, if there's any distractions, their experience level of computers also dictates how fast or slow they type and so on. As the article claims that women generally type faster than men, well, any geek, professional writer, someone who just tends to write a lot and so on will thwart that method.

    4. Re:I could sort off see this working. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      seen authentication tools that combine the password you've entered with the 'way' in which you enter it, doing essentially just that.

      I hope they never institute this where I work, because how I enter my password is dependant on how much I drank the night before, and how much coffee and sleep I've gotten.

  14. Nothing new by thijsh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thats nothing, they can already measure it by the way you walk for years now... Have you ever heard of a pedometer?

  15. Doesn't sound like pseudoscience at all by elrous0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm sure that trying to tracking a person's sexual inclinations by their typing habits will prove to be every bit as useful as the science of Phrenology.

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  16. That guy has a scary plan.... by santax · · Score: 1

    i quote: 'If children are talking to each other on Windows Live or MSN messenger, Microsoft might be able to see if there's an adult on there.' See where we going here?

  17. Obligatory by bcmm · · Score: 2, Funny

    h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?

    If you click, you get more question marks... Damn lameness filter.

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  18. Phrenology by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Tracking Pedophiles by Phrenology sounds kind of creepy. There's also a public health issue with lice and other parasites.

  19. It's worse than junk by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm pretty sure chat programs send the message in chunks, not individual keystrokes. /Didn't dignify the article with a reading.

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    1. Re:It's worse than junk by boneglorious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly, and add to that the variances in how quickly things move over the internet, and suddenly your error margin in almost certainly unacceptably large.

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    2. Re:It's worse than junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't dignify the article with thinking, either, apparently

    3. Re:It's worse than junk by timeOday · · Score: 1
      "Don't dignify with a reading" = the definition of willful ignorance.

      This could be as simple as watching all the text coming from an individual and getting suspicious when an "11 year old" types 90 wpm (based simply on time to respond and length of response). Would that be 100% accurate? Probably not (fire away with anecdotes about your niece), but it's entirely possible that the vast majority of kids cannot type that fast - such that it's worth collecting the data.

    4. Re:It's worse than junk by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Besides IM programs (which are more peer to peer channels, instead of open channels), the only "chat programs" are websites, which can include Javascript to do it.

      Remeber, 12 year old girls don't use IRC.

    5. Re:It's worse than junk by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I think the idea would be for the client to collect the data and offer it to the server upon request.

      So yeah, my chat client now builds a typographic profile of me. Sounds great. (In fact it sounds like something all open source IM clients will mysteriously fail to implement correctly.)

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    6. Re:It's worse than junk by jda104 · · Score: 1

      Even in Javascript you have the opportunity of embedding timing data from the Key Press events into the typing data.

  20. good luck by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good luck figuring anything out at all from people who are proficient enough in typing, touch-typists with years of experience who is who, who is a man, who is a woman, how old they are.

    FTFA: men are 'heavy-handed and women are 'lighter' and their typing 'flows more' - that is beat by touch-typing.

    But the basic problem with this is that it is a Turing test. Can a 'pedophile' impersonate someone that he/she is not? I think they should be able to, they fool kids supposedly into believing that they are also kids, of-course it is not that difficult to fool a kid, but maybe it is because it is not that hard to pretend on the Internet if you are really putting in the time to do it.

    I can only guess why the 'pedophile' line is used here again, is it about the money? Is Roy Maxion trying to get a grant money from the government for this 'research'? I think so.

    'If children are talking to each other on Windows Live or MSN messenger, Microsoft might be able to see if there's an adult on there.'

    - MSN, the world police. What are they going to do if there is a suspicion, block access and send cops?

    The department, which was formed last summer, believes the new technology could be used to prevent fraud at cash machines.

    - ATMs? So from pushing 4-6 digit pin and a few menu options they are going to figure out whether it is a woman/man, what's the age etc?

    I can only imagine one possibility: record information collected from the actual account holder pushing the buttons and compare the speed of typing and delays between touches and releases to try and see if it's the same person. It's not as sexy as figuring out person's age and gender though, is it?

    Also how are they going to figure out how pedophiles type? Are they going to find actual pedophiles and make them sit in front of a computer and type? Did they somehow figure out that pedophiles all have the same typing abilities/habits? Do pedophiles all have the same profession and are they really that easy to figure out from the rest of the 'normal' people? Anyway, I think this 'research' is a load of bull crap and it's all about grant money.

    1. Re:good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also how are they going to figure out how pedophiles type?

      That's trivial. If A claims to be a 12 year old girl in user profile, yet A types 100wpm with no errors (software assumes they are a bot or an adult), then software thinks that A is lying and hence worth investigating.

      Of course you could develop countermeasures (that run as native code and trick the javascript) but use of those might be detected and make A be considered even more suspicious.

    2. Re:good luck by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      THAT is the whole point of not being an idiot, or do you assume that all pedophiles are also stupid? They fit in, they pretend being something they are not and many of them have to be good at it, so they would not behave like adults would and that includes the typing abilities and patterns, the vocabulary, the cultural references, everything.

      How do you miss that from my original comment?

    3. Re:good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THAT is the whole point of not being an idiot, or do you assume that all pedophiles are also stupid?

      Seeing as they're invariable catholic priests who believe in mythical deities and magical people, I'd say it's a good starting point.

    4. Re:good luck by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      However catholic priests don't need to do any typing to get what they are looking for, this software ain't for those, is it?

      Looks like this is simply an attempt at a grant for a useless research that will accomplish nothing. Those who are on line and are hunting kids, those have to be able to fit in, to pretend to be something they are not. Figuring them out by their typing skills among tens of thousands of other participants of chat boards? Give me a break, it's bull shit.

    5. Re:good luck by cffrost · · Score: 1

      It's not as sexy as figuring out person's age and gender though, is it?

      Well that depends on her age and gender, innit?

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  21. And... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But even more, how does it follow that the highest use of research into this sort of "knowledge" will / should automatically be use to find pedophiles? Isn't this just more of the THINK OF THE CHILDREN *hysteria*?

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    1. Re:And... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      If, by some miracle, this technology actually works, it'll be used to monitor and track you, me and Joe Average. However, you, me or Joe might object to being constantly under surveillance, so the researchers instead say it'll be used to monitor pedophiles. Not only do they make acceptable targets for any kind of indignity and inhuman treatment, but there's also the bonus of being able to paint anyone opposing this kind of monitoring to be a pedophile sympathizer.

      So no, it's not hysteria, it's extremely cynical manipulation of people by appealing to their instincts in order to bypass their intelligence. The Creator is rumored to be preparing a service pack for human psyche, but the press release is high on hype and low on hard facts and has a cult-like following of fanboys making discussion about it difficult; until and unless this update is released, expect to see exploits for these remote-access bugs to continue to be manufactured. Of course, there's also the faction that wants to reverse-engineer and open-source the whole thing; however, this far Project Singularity is even higher on hype and lower on actually released products than the competitor. I guess the catedhral model has some advantages after all :^).

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  22. Round trip by wjousts · · Score: 1

    More to the point, if the software that is supposed to analyze your typing patterns is on the server (and it would have to be, who would let somebody install this locally on their computer?) then they'd have to change the way their chat application works so that every keystroke is sent to the server instead of just sending the whole message when somebody hits "send". Can you say lag?

    1. Re:Round trip by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      More to the point, if the software that is supposed to analyze your typing patterns is on the server (and it would have to be, who would let somebody install this locally on their computer?) then they'd have to change the way their chat application works so that every keystroke is sent to the server instead of just sending the whole message when somebody hits "send". Can you say lag?

      Or the java/flash applet that presents the client interface can send some extra data about speed and rhythm after you hit post....

    2. Re:Round trip by English+French+Man · · Score: 1

      This can be easily modified, and the hacker paedophiles would instantly workaround that.

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  23. so ummmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the root of this plan is to install a keystroke logger on all computers. They should just use the webcam. ARF

  24. Another interview on this story by Troy · · Score: 1

    On the Media (a fantastic program if you haven't heard of it yet) covered this last month. Interview and transcript are here: http://www.onthemedia.org/transcripts/2010/02/26/03

  25. Correlation, implication, causation etc. by Rah'Dick · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They say they can identify a single person by a typing profile that they've previously generated, but you certainly cannot deduct from a typing profile that any given person is a pedophile! I agree with the author's comment.

    [rant]On a side note, TFA has pictures of a murderer and a 17 y/o girl next to each other. I refuse to call someone a "pedophile" who is attracted to 17-year-old girls, because becoming an adult is not a matter of some age number increasing by one digit. 17-year-olds are certainly not KIDS! I'm sick of the misuse of the word "pedophile". What they actually mean is "ephebophile", but since that one is - to some degree - accepted by society, they cannot polarize people enough to enact more stupid laws. [/rant]

    1. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by boneglorious · · Score: 1

      Well, remember, they're not tracking a feature, "Is a pedophile," they would be tracking a feature "is an adult" and a feature "is in a child's chat typing suggestive messages".

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    2. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I fully agree with your rant - and furthermore, this article is in the UK, where 17 is over the age of consent.

      It's rather ridiculous - that story has been all over the media, and referenced in stories to do with child abuse, such as the recent demands to force Facebook to have a big red panic button. Not just the tabloids either - places like the BBC have been reporting the murder story, as if she was underage. Yet not one of these places has even noted that the age of consent is actually 16.

      It wouldn't have mattered if she was 17, 18, or 50. The problem here was not how old he or she was, but instead the rather more serious point that he murdered her. (I think it's telling that a simple murder is not considered bad - no, we've got to report on someone being 17, even if that's not underage...)

    3. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The age of consent in the UK is 16 anyway, also the age when you can leave home.

      Don't expect the Daily Mail to bother with the facts though, when they can do sensationalism instead.

    4. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      But if she'd sent "nawty" pictures of herself, or they'd filmed getting it on together, they'd both be put on the Sex Offender's register, and they'd both be charged with creating / posessing / distributing indecent pictures of a minor. You have to be 18 to consent to that.

      Boggles, the mind, doesn't it.

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    5. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Well, remember, they're not tracking a feature, "Is a pedophile," they would be tracking a feature "is an adult" and a feature "is in a child's chat typing suggestive messages".

      As opposed to children typing suggestive messages? I mean, if you can tell that the messages are suggestive that should tell you something already...

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    6. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by khallow · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're seeing this in the right light. This software will help keep Facebook from killing more of our 17 year old women.

    7. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Is that wrong? What defines a "child's chat"?

    8. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed - and as of 6 April 2010, even a privately made naughty drawing of someone who appears to be 17 will have you sent to prison and put on the SOR.

    9. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Hahaha!

      Is that because drawing a picture of a a sexual act involving a person under the age of consent displays the intent to own a real image of a person who is under the age of consent, which in turn displays an intent to engage in a sexual act with a person under... Oh, wait, actually doing it would be legal.

      Why is this illegal again?

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    10. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I think people have acknowledged that teenage girls of most any age are exceptionally attractive to any adult man (maybe less so for boys, I don't know). The problem is when, knowing the law, you continue pursue them. Pedophile seems harsh, but people with low self control are potentially dangerous. I don't want to get into a debate of "I was 18 she was 16", obviously this isn't black and white.

    11. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I refuse to call someone a "pedophile" who is attracted to 17-year-old girls,

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    12. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone else said: your age of consent is not global. It's 16 in the UK, which makes it a whole fucking lot less creepy - people generally start to become attractive to most others after they're legal, whereas in the US you get people running COUNTDOWNS until the second some celebrity is legal.

      Which is fucking creepy and disgusting.

    13. Re:Correlation, implication, causation etc. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's ridiculous isn't it. Whilst I think raising the age for actual child porn to 18 was stupid, one can still make some kind of argument about protecting the participants, but obviously any law on fictional characters can't be about that. The usual argument for fictional images is "But these images will make people want to do it in real life". Even if we agreed with this dubious claim, I'm struggling to see why making people want to have sex with 16-17 year olds is a bad thing. Indeed, surely we should be glad if actual pedophiles were looking at these images, and should perhaps even be flooding the Internet with them, so that - if their claims about images affecting people were really true - they would instead end having sex with adults, not children.

      The law is part of the Coroners and Justice Act 2009, btw. It's sad that there's hardly been any coverage or debate, apart from a brief amount of coverage last year. But then the Government already got away with criminalising (even fictional) adult images, despite attempts to opposte it, so I guess laws on images of so-called "children" have no chance being stopped.

  26. Dvorak by langelgjm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Joke's on them - I use Dvorak!

    Of course, by saying that and posting on /., I've probably narrowed down my age, sex, and culture enough already. And I've identified my residence as parents' basement. Have they accounted for the mediating effects of Cheetos consumption on typing habits?

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    1. Re:Dvorak by GigG · · Score: 4, Funny

      Joke's on them - I use Dvorak!

      I think that pretty much guarantees we will be seeing you on 20/20 some day.

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    2. Re:Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dvorak? We already know such keyboard users are sociopaths, why would we need to know if they are _also_ pedophiles? One creepy personality trait per keyboard user is sufficient.

    3. Re:Dvorak by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Of course, by saying that and posting on /., I've probably narrowed down my age, sex, and culture enough already

      Except for sex, you're wrong. I'm 57, I've run across geezers older than me here, yet we still get the "kill all thos old people cuz their n00bs" posts. As to culture, roughly half are in the US, and Texas culture is nothing like San Fransisco culture, and New York culture bears even less resemblance to either. Then there are the other half who come from diverse countries with diverse cultures.

      There are even females here, although probably not many.

    4. Re:Dvorak by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      But to see him on 20/20, he'd have to leave the basement during daylight, and sunlight kills the geek vampire.

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    5. Re:Dvorak by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      he'd have to leave the basement during daylight, and sunlight kills the geek vampire.

      The geek vampyre v2.0 just presents a "sparkle" special effect, which no longer presents a fatal environment.
      Haven't really seen the movie, since it does not appear follow canon, hopefully the observation is "factual" according to the new Hollywood paradigm for the little bloodsuckers.

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    6. Re:Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jimmy: it's your mom. Unfortunatedly you have typed waaay over 10 keystrokes, so STOP FOOLING ON /. AND COME UPSTAIRS TO WASH THE DISHES, YOU PERV!!!

  27. Great by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    Of course, there's no way children and adults could ever legitimately interact anywhere online. They never happen to play the same games, post to the same forums, and parents never talk to their children online.

    1. Re:Great by boneglorious · · Score: 1

      Yes, but hopefully those parents don't say things like, "What are you wearing?" (followed, of course, by, "Go take that off immediately, young lady, you know you aren't allowed to dress like that while you're living under my roof!" :D )

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    2. Re:Great by boneglorious · · Score: 1

      The point being that it probably isn't too difficult to tell the difference between a person trying to reach an appropriately sexual result and one who's interacting permissably with children.

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  28. In the real world, we have Republicans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Please keep in mind that, in reality, we have to deal with Republicans, "Teabaggers", and others of their ilk.

    They don't realize the limitations of technology. They don't particularly care about fair justice, either.

    So they have absolutely no qualms about referring to somebody they dislike as a "pedophile", and then backing it up with this sort of keystroke analysis as "proof".

    If you don't believe me, just look at how they justified the Invasion of Iraq. They showed computer-generated images of "weapons labs" and pictures of heating ducts, all in front of the UN!

    1. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Please keep in mind that, in reality, we have to deal with Democrats, "Liberals", and others of their ilk.

      Fixed that for ya.

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    2. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please keep in mind that, in reality, we have to deal with Republicans, "Teabaggers", and others of their ilk.

      Fixed that for ya.

      I have fixed that for you.

    3. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2

      Please keep in mind that, in reality, we have to deal with Muggles, "Mud-bloods", and others of their ilk.

      FTFY

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    4. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      lol

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    5. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please keep in mind that, in reality, we have to deal with Republicans, "Teabaggers", and others of their ilk.

      They don't realize the limitations of technology. They don't particularly care about fair justice, either.

      So they have absolutely no qualms about referring to somebody they dislike as a "pedophile", and then backing it up with this sort of keystroke analysis as "proof".

      Given that the left-wing Labour party has been in power in the UK for many years, and has removed far more rights from its citizens than the Republicans ever did, I find your political labeling analysis to be pointless.

      And President Hopenchange is no better.

    6. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Moryath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This kind of flamebaitery got labeled "insightful"?

      Joe "ban video games" Lieberman is a democrat. Obama's White House has actually been worse for civil liberties and worse for consumers in the arena of things like Net Neutrality and reform of IP law than the republicans were. They've rejected more FOIA requests on "national security" grounds than Bush and his cronies ever had the temerity to, probably because Bush and his cronies knew the media were watching like hawks while the media is still simping and fawning over Obama.

      Neither party is good for technology, neither party realizes the limitations of technology, and neither party gives a flaming crap about "justice."

    7. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me?!? I'm a libertarian, I often vote Republican, and I sympathize with the "Tea Party" movement. Somehow that makes me an ignorant fascist who doesn't care about true justice? I think you are painting with a very, very broad brush. Conservatives come in a wide range of views, just as liberals do.

    8. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Given that the left-wing Labour party has been in power in the UK for many years

      We call that kind of reasoning 'ex falso quodlibet'. If you start from a false statement, you can prove anything. The left-wing Labour Party hasn't been in power in the UK since the early '80s. New Labour (old tories) has been in power since the '90s, but isn't even remotely left wing.

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    9. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true. Just change Republican with Democrat and you will have more faux crisis and agenda making in it's place.

      I can't stand cheerleaders for either side of the aisle. Both parties are robbing us of our freedoms and our money and cheerleaders for either side put their blinders on when their team is doing the screwing over.

      I couldn't stand GWB for the reasons you listed (and more, including the Patriot Act, FISA abuses, Guantanamo, etc...)

      I can't stand Obama for the needless bailout $1T money grab, the $1T needless HC "reform" that isn't helping anyone but big insurance, ramping up Afghanistan, not closing G Bay, etc...

      Crooks that are robbing us all, yet a Dem or GOP will sit by and spew vitriol at the other side while their team is doing similar things.

      Idiots.

    10. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes. It's bad, so it must be somehow associated with the other guy (in your case, that would be the Republicans).

      I have news for you; Democrats are just as eager to make bad decisions based upon the most trivial of facts without thinking things through.

      e.g. Barack "Not as bad as Bush" Obama was supposed to get us out of Iraq, put an end to lobbying, kill off corruption in government, destroy the RIAA and MPAA, give us a trillion gigabytes per second internet access in every square inch of the country, drop the unemployment rate to zero, lower taxes, have the government provide for all our needs, cure cancer, and have the whole world standing around the campfire holding hands singing "Kumbaya." But those of us who thought things through and realized he was just another politician voted against him.

      Another example. The "Health Care Reform" bill that just passed. Those who spend five minutes analyzing and thinking about it hate it because it does more to break our health care system than to fix it. If you deliberately set out to try to raise health care costs, this bill would be pretty close to the result. But because it has the words "Health Care Reform" stamped on it, most of the Democrats in Congress voted for it. It could have been about requiring police officers to use babies as target practice and the Democrats would have voted for it as long as it had a catchy title.

      Another example. Obama's solution to the failing economy was to throw money at the problem. The result? Minimal, if any, success. Meanwhile, that's trillions of dollars that the taxpayers are eventually going to have to pay back. You think the economy's bad now? Wait until we have to pay the piper. Rarely do Democrats ever think, "How are we going to pay for this?" By the way, I'll tell you the answer to that question: It's going to come out of your pockets. Just because it won't happen today doesn't mean it won't happen tomorrow.

      Those examples are just off the top of my head. I could go on for a hundred thousand words, but you get the picture. Democrats look at things superficially, but rarely think them through.

      Sorry to hijack this thread, but in my defense, you started it.

    11. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you still vote Republican when "Republican" these days has absolutely nothing to do with libertarianism or conservatism, and ideals like small government, isolationism, abolition of free trade, the right to bear arms, and freedom of expression?

    12. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by RunsWithMatches · · Score: 1

      Seriously though. Is the mod system irreparably broken? Insightful? Really?

    13. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends what you mean by "left wing". Socially, they are both progressive and authoritarian, which makes them "left wing". And they massively expanded the public sector, which is again "left wing". Economically, perhaps, they're in the centre. Perhaps you mean that they're not "liberal"?

    14. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. But in Britain "left wing" is generally considered to be a good thing, and hence something that Labour are not. To get elected in 1997, Labour pretended to be "third way" rather than "left wing" (an old trick) and that description of them has stuck in the popular mindset. British politics are totally fucked up.

      If you want an example to illustrate that lefties are not always super nice people, you should pick on undeniably left-wing tyrants like Lenin, Gadaffi or Castro. If you pick lefties like Hitler, Mussolini or Tony Blair, people will (incorrectly) tell you that they were "right wing" so your argument is invalid.

    15. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by AB3A · · Score: 1

      Please keep in mind that, in reality, we have to deal with Slashdot "moderators" and others of their ilk.

      They don't realize their limitations of intelligence. They don't particularly care about factual accuracy, either.

      So they have absolutely no qualms about referring to somebody they dislike as a "pedophile", and then backing it up with this sort of keystroke moderation as "proof."

      If you don't believe me, just look at how they justified moderating this post. They showed computer generated images of this "web page" and pictures of perverts, all available on the Internet.

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    16. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You mean Joe Lieberman of the Connecticut for Lieberman Party? (Notice how his fund-raising org wasn't "Lieberman for Connecticut" which is the usual formulation. Oh, what a give-away!)
        The guy who lost the Democratic primary and stamped his feet and had a hissy fit about it? The guy who never met a Republican he didn't like better than the Democrats?

        But yeah, your general point is correct, even if Lieberman is a poor choice for an example.

    17. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by GasparGMSwordsman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some items of note.

      Lieberman is an independent not a Democrat. He left the Democratic party after the 2004 elections.

      Most people in the Executive branch are career employees. They don't suddenly switch when a new President gets elected. According to the Bureau of Labor and Statistics, the Federal Government has a yearly turnover rate of about 7.1%. Meaning that of the approximate 2,000,000 current Federal employees, about 1.86 million served during the previous administration. Other studies show that the majority of turnover is to lower positions and due to being promoted to higher positions.

      In short, most of the people rejecting those FIOS petitions now, are the same people who were rejecting FIOS petitions four years ago. Many of those same people were probably hired during the Clinton administration for that matter, perhaps even during the Bush (Sr.) administration or even before that.

      Also in an irony of ironies, your post got modded interesting instead of troll.

    18. Re:In the real world, we have Republicans. by celle · · Score: 1

      Just remember republicans created the economic mess of the last couple of years starting with the Reagan era deficits, later with the contract/ripoff with America in 1994, loosening of corporate accounting law, repeal of the 1930s banking laws, patriot act, etc. Both sides are backstabbing crooks who would kill your children if it was in their interest to do so.(both iraq wars, afghanistan, maybe iran) They'd do anything to get ahead in their personal quests instead of doing the job, that they volunteered and were voted in for, of running the country. How was it, "I'm just a politician so when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lolipops."

      Here's for you guys who think you're smart enough not to vote for Obama, try this, what if Mccain and Palin had won. I'm sure the country would have improved immediately.

  29. 95 percent accuracy isn't a lot by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    For every 1000 people, 50 will be misidentified. Unless there are a lot of paedophiles this will make it essentially useless. Although really this is the Daily Hate tacking the story onto one of their favourite scares.

  30. ffs by Therilith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pedophile != child molester

    1. Re:ffs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pedophile spotted

    2. Re:ffs by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Pederast == child molester.

      Pedant Ass == slashdot molester.

    3. Re:ffs by davidwr · · Score: 1

      Pederast == child molester.

      What about all the child molesters with female victims???

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    4. Re:ffs by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I've been educated again. Thank you!

  31. better chance by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I think the research would get better results if they concentrated on using the web-cams to see who is in front of the computer. Shouldn't be too hard, they do this at US schools already, just supply everyone with a 'free' laptop and disallow anyone from using their own equipment on the web and make sure that the camera on the laptop can be used any time at all to view the laptop user.

    Then just look for clues to figure out who is a pedophile. Job done.

    Can I have the grant money to do this now?

  32. don't forget the beards by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Combine the pedophile beards with the rapist glasses, the kind of look that women love.

  33. Keyboard pattern and identity by woboyle · · Score: 1

    I did some research into this back in the early 80's, using a person's typing patterns to identify them and worked up the algorithms necessary to implement a 2-factor authentication system, a passphrase in combination with an analysis of the typing pattern as the user inputs the phrase. The main obstacle (human factors) was the training necessary to get a good pattern to compare against. Computers at the time were a lot slower and less capable than they are now. This can work, but it has a LOT of gotchas, such as what happens when you are injured in the extremities and your pattern changes significantly?

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    1. Re:Keyboard pattern and identity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article mentions that it can identify someone with a hand injury, so I assume they would just throw out that result. The number of pedos with hand injuries is probably pretty low.

  34. So... where is the demo? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Anybody have a link so I can try it out? I wanna see how it identifies me.

    What... no! Of course I’m not a pedophile...

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  35. Keystrokes as a biometric by AlastairLynn · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's the paper which may have started this research: http://eprints.soton.ac.uk/66795/01/thesis.pdf

  36. Spoiler, I read TFA... by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apparently they had to hook up sensors to the typists’ fingers. Now we just need to have all the paedophiles register so that we can make sure they’re wearing their typing gloves when they go online.

    (Why they couldn’t just use a regular keylogger is beyond me, but the fact that they didn’t implies that for some reason a simple keylogger wouldn’t work. It would certainly have been easier than wiring up the typists and developing electronics to monitor the sensors.)

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    1. Re:Spoiler, I read TFA... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Keyboards have buffers,and not all keyboards are created equal.

      Keyboards would have to be "standardized" to have the same speed in and out of the buffer, or they would have to have a registry somewhere saying this model keyboard should respond this quickly. and then they would have to test, each and every single model, and have this available to the program.

      Next they have to take into fact, that there are different styles of keyboard. everything from the standard ps2 or usb, dovorak, to blue-tooth, to wireless, to flexible roll out, to hand held (Standrad phone text pattern, phones that have 2 letters per button, and phone qwerty keypads, and touch keypads.) What about other languages, shoot the American and British keyboard have differences if I'm not mistaken.

      Then you have to determine how fast the computer can accept the input. This is wildly variable, I mean if I'm running 3 instances of folding at home (2 cpu 1 gpu) my computer might just "burp" with the input. This might be completely unnoticed by the actual people, but might be misinterpreted by the program, which flags you a paedo and sends a notice to the police. This will NEVER work unless EVERYTHING is standardized, or they sit you down and make you wear special gloves.

      I assume all of our special gloves will be coming in the mail shortly.

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  37. Remember graphology? by jazcap · · Score: 3, Informative

    For a time in the '70s, World's Fairs, science expos, etc. might feature handwriting analysis by computer. A large, impressive, punchcard-based machine would read your signature or other writing sample and produce a 'description' of your personality.

    Graphology has at times significant support, and its use has been explored by criminologists. Nowadays, it's generally considered to be a crock. One of the areas where graphology was earliest discredited was in its (in)ability to tell the gender of a writer.

    The Daily Wail article makes similar claims to those made for graphology, including the ability to determine gender, and proposes some of the same uses for the new technique. I suspect this will wind up on the crock-shelf next to graphology.

  38. Great....just started to file a patent application by Tanuki64 · · Score: 1

    Keyboard proxy. A device which is plugged between keyboard an computer and which accepts key strokes and sends them in a freely selectable pattern to the computer. The base package contains: 'young white woman', 'trustworthy, well situated man', and 'perfect lover'. Additional packages like 'honest politician' or 'horny milf' can be ordered separately.

  39. So will this be as speechrecognition? by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    Depending on my mood alone, I have a different typing style. At work I have a different chair which forces a more upright posture, which changes my typing.. also the type of thing I would be typing: if I'm inspired my typing is very fast and in a continious stream, in a chat it's often less quick.

    I doubt there is anyone who has a continious typing habit. It's just a curiosity and technical exercise, the "pedo"-tag helps them justify their work

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  40. How It Does It by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    It watches to see if you are typing with just one hand.

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    1. Re:How It Does It by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      What is the sound of one hand typing?

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    2. Re:How It Does It by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      I use a left-handed dvorak layout you insensitive clod!

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  41. Rythym? by Aardpig · · Score: 1

    What, like everyone has a unique 'wanking fingerprint'?

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  42. Hmm... by scuzzpuck · · Score: 1

    Surely they just need to install sensors that are sensitive to the smell of hammers?

  43. Very misleading article by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

    The research mentioned in the article is about verifying identity by comparing a person's keystroke timing to a previously acquired of keystroke timing. Nothing the professor's research makes any claim of being able to determine age, gender, culture or anything else from an unknown person's typing.

    At best, you could compare a person's typing to a database of typing patterns and see if you find a match. To identify pervs this way would require that you track down all the pervs, give them typing tests, ensure that they type like they normally do, store the typing profiles in a database, ensure that all programs record and send the timing of typists keystrokes, ensure that the pervs all type the same way they did on the typing test and compare the resulting keystroke timing profile.

    But hey... how could any of that possibly fail to work?

    Also, the professor's list of published papers can be found here. There is some interesting stuff there
    http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~maxion/pubs/list.html

  44. Circumvention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This could be easily circumvented by a very simple program that uses the then-not-so-secret[1] typing profiles to first buffer my input and then emulate the keystrokes in the desired fashion while passing it to any chat client or whatever.

    Epic fail.

    [1] As an alternative I can trick some relatives or friends into handing out their personal typing profile to me.

    (Sorry for my bad english)

  45. The worst offender? by cavis · · Score: 1

    Should Mavis Beacon go into exile before the Feds close in on her?

  46. Type without rhythm... by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    Type without rhythm and it won't attract the worm. Or the fuzz.

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  47. Faking being a child by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If author Bill Geerhart can fake being a child when he punks the rich and famous, surely someone can fake being a child to this software.

    It's only a matter of time before there are "how to type like a fill-in-the-blank" HOWTOs out there on the interwebs.

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  48. I didn't realise it was April already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an April 1st story or a huge waste of money.

  49. Mod parent up by davidwr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    CHILD MOLESTERS WHO AREN'T PEDOHPILES:

    Close to half of real child molesters are members of the family or household, and many of them are not pedophiles:

    *The lonely single dad who is tempted by his teenage daughter and puts his needs above hers
    *The horny or power-tripping teenager who molests his siblings

    Then there are the rapists who pick on kids not out of any sense of love or because they like sex with kids but because they like hurting people and it's easier to hurt or intimidate a kid into silence than an adult.

    PEDOPHILES WHO AREN'T CHILD MOLESTERS:

    There are an unknown number of pedophiles who you never hear about because they are socially and legally responsible individuals. The ones lucky enough to also be attracted to adults may be in healthy adult romantic relationships.

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    1. Re:Mod parent up by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I'm particularly disturbed by the poignancy of your signature, considering the recent missive presented by the Pope.

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    2. Re:Mod parent up by davidwr · · Score: 1

      I'm particularly disturbed by the poignancy of your signature, considering the recent missive presented by the Pope.

      regarding my current signature: "No man is so evil that he cannot turn around and receive God's embrace."

      God forgives those who repent. The church does likewise. The state, on the other hand...

      The problem with the Catholic Church is it confused forgiveness with not requiring people whose sins had victims, particularly identifiable victims, to be accountable to those victims or the state acting on their behalf. In other words, the church's big problem was the cover-up and not going out of their way to help victims heal. Forgive, yes, but not at the expense of those harmed.

      In addition, the church failed to adequately prevent recidivism. Saying "you repented, here's some therapy, now go and sin no more, and by the way, your next parish has a lot of kiddos, so remember to stay focused on God and not the kids" just won't hack it for obvious reasons.

      Far more loving to say "You've repented, your victims are getting therapy, you have apologized to those victims who are willing to hear your apologies, you've had therapy and committed to ongoing therapy, now the district attorney needs to talk to you about how long your prison sentence will be. Your next appointment after release will be as a chaplain to a prison. Not only will this keep you away from temptation, but your experience of God's forgiveness will help you minister to prisoners. Oh, and if you are ever in an assignment that puts you around children, you will not be allowed around them ever, for their protection and to help you not fall into temptation."

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    3. Re:Mod parent up by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Davidwr for next Pope. Well said!

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  50. Limits on interpolation by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Identifying a person's base background on the basis of only ten keystrokes seems to be stretching things. Though the article does mention all the additional information collected in order to make the determination.

    The article does NOT mention what the people were typing. If they were doing a standard typing test, then you might be able to determine gender, culture and age. But if they were doing an online conversation, then you would have to factor in how well the person converts thoughts to words and words to typed text.

  51. And how many kids fall victim to this? by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

    Seriously - how many kids fall victim to this kind of thing?

    And how many kids are molested by their family, family friends and other trusted people they meet in real life.

    How about we just simply abduct all kids from their families at birth and have them be raised by robots until they're 18? It'd definitely save more kids from being molested.

  52. what are you doing hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what are you doing hear?

  53. I hate the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is another reason I'm always going to be single. *mutter*

  54. variables by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

    My typing speed and rhythm can vary wildly, rather dependent on my alcohol and caffeine content amongst many other factors. I fail to see how a system can take account of so many unknown variables.

  55. Re: "willful ignorance" by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Life's too short to dignify every last quack with a dignified reading/listening.

    e.g. When an article says somebody can identify a pedophile's typing "within ten keystrokes" then, um, I'm not reading.

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  56. Simple workaround. by Geeky · · Score: 1

    Notepad. Cut. Paste.

    (or, if you prefer, some odd combination of hitting esc and 10dd or some finger stretching combo of ctrl+meta+wtf )

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  57. Headline could be far, far worse by dbIII · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the days of morse code the distinctive way an operator keyed in the messages was called their "fist".

  58. Can't anyone use the English language correctly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    More importantly, it has no relation the pedophiles either.

    It seems that the words "pedophile" and "rapist" are being used almost interchageably these days, and no one really knows what these words mean anymore. Pedophiles are rapists, but not all rapists are pedophiles - and it happens that the rapist in this case was not.

  59. Discworld reference by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    Since Phrenology hasn't exactly panned out, they gotta try something new.

    Since the invention of retrophrenology, can't we do something about typing habits to convert pedofiles into nonpedofiles. Something to do with hammers and their hands. Large hammers.

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  60. Next logical step by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    Clearly the next step here is to pass a bill mandating that all keyboards dial home to the (soon-to-be-established) National Child Protection Agency, including not only typing patterns but also bacteria patterns. ~ I, for one, welcome our new keyboard-monitoring overloads!

  61. Catholic typists by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    You just need to look for any Catholic connotation in a post. Any Linux or Mac zealot must be a priestly paedophile.

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  62. Relax... by MousePotato · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking that those sick fucks don't really use the keyboard... their hands are probably busy doing 'other things'

  63. One handed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, are they looking for what looks like one-handed typing when search terms like "playground" are entered?

  64. Re:Can't anyone use the English language correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Pedophiles are rapists, but not all rapists are pedophiles

    A rapist is someone who rapes (duh).
    A pedophile is someone who wants to fuck children.

    However, until the pedophile actually fucks a kid, is not a rapist.

    If I want to implant an axe in the head of my neighbor, I am not a murderer until I actually do so.

  65. Telltale sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They only type with one hand?

  66. Re:Can't anyone use the English language correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not all pedophiles are rapists, either, unless you allow “statutory rape” into the equation (“rape only because the law said so”).

  67. "You type like a pedophile." by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    That's a scary thought.

    Also, just think of what the Chinese government could do with this - immediately locating any dissident who searches google.hk just by identifying their regional "telegraphic fist". By monitoring their citizen's keyboards, they can save themselves the bother of having to monitor every internet connection in the count----

    Oh wait, they do that anyway.

  68. garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another cmdrtaco special. We are getting more trolls than actual articles lately.

  69. keystroke biometrics ... by lq_x_pl · · Score: 1

    are nothing new. An effective way of ensuring someone's identity, but I doubt they can be used to accurately identify someone's age/culture however.

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  70. I give it 6 months by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    Thats right.... 6 months from the day that they start using it on any major service, until it is utterly useless.

    All it takes is for a handful of people with the right skills to care, and there are some paranoid sons of bitches out there who know how to hack hardware and code, and there will be solutions available quickly. I imagine it will start with drivers and or keyboards that buffer and randomize timings. (this may not work well for peadophiles since randomization can probably be detected quickly)

    It shouldn't be long before software that will buffer your keystrokes and retime them to a profile, maybe even flag and give you a chance to edit statements based on a grammar profile too.

    Not all of it will be easy, but, come on, some of this stuff will be easy, and once its done by someone who is a free software supporter, well, I can't imagine it being too long before it takes less than 20 minutes from the time that you learn about this sort of tracking being used until you have protection.

    Most people don't know how to use mixmaster to send email. However, how long does it really take to figure out and start using it? Few people know how to use PGP or OTR, but, you could be using either of them in 20 minutes if you wanted to (maybe not fully understanding what you are doing, but using it...)

    I bet this is a great project for justifying a budget though. Hell, once its utterly broken, I bet some lobbyist will catch a nice paycheck going around urging the congresscritters here in the US (and equivalents elsewhere) to go around urging them to ban this horrible new technology. Whether it happens or not, this useless dud is going to be raking in the cash for years!

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    1. Re:I give it 6 months by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I think it's being done exactly to get funding by capitalizing on the "won't someone think of the children!!!" crowd.

      And, actually, it really is trivial to set up systems that will modify the profiles of those kind of readings. I once wrote a few bits of automation software for games that would try to throw off bot detection software and just adding in things like a little randomness into the keystroke timing and having 4 or 5 different ways to do each task (slightly different sequence, "errors" inserted randomly maybe 3% of the time the bot would do something, etc.) was more than enough to fool not only the software but even players who would attempt to interact with the bots.

      Foiling stupid systems like this is trivial.

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    2. Re:I give it 6 months by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      I give it zero months since the way to defeat being identified by special keyboards with extra sensors attached to your fingers is to not use special keyboards with extra sensors attached to your fingers.

      Also, the reported research results oppose much of what we know about keystroke biometrics which is used to authenticate users on many high security commercial and military systems on the assumption and previous findings that individual keystroke biometrics are unique to particular users, not to particular biological or demographic classes of users.

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    3. Re:I give it 6 months by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I saw that, but I figured that they must at least believe that they can do away with the extra sensors and use some more available mechanism. However, thats kind of besides the point. Assuming that they can overcome that hurdle, I think we can at least give them that for the sake of argument.... that being a given... its still not going to work for more than a short time... if it ever does.

      -Steve

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    4. Re:I give it 6 months by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      The same solution applies even without the special sensors since client software would have to be retrofitted or spywared to capture and transmit whatever new data they're collecting about keypresses. In addition, if their method claims to identify particular individuals, such measures would encounter regulatory hurdles and disclosures around collecting/using/sharing/storing additional PII non-essential to the competent operation of messaging services.

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  71. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the frack?

    Oh noes...

  72. Re:Can't anyone use the English language correctly by Issarlk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree. I'd also add that probably most do not "want" but just fantasize about it. "Want" convey the idea you are planning to do so imo.

  73. Can you spell pseudo science? by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    It's nonsense. All it tells you is the timing of the character strokes (no pun intended, seriously). Any meaning added other than the meaning of the characters strung into cogent words is meaningless, well unless you're programming in Perl well known for meaningless symbols having substantial meaning. That's it all perl programmers had better stop using keyboards!

  74. Corrections: FOIA not FIOS by GasparGMSwordsman · · Score: 1

    See the subject line. =P

  75. Re:Can't anyone use the English language correctly by garaged · · Score: 1

    most likely a child wont be up to the sex session, that makes most of the pedophiles that actually have sex with childs rapists, and of those who actually "want to have sex" with the pedophile, I'm pretty sure 100% of them are actually mentally sick because of the abuse, so, make your conclusions

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  76. Yeah, and facebook causes STDs. Sure.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the same people who say that facebook access causes STDs

  77. Alternate Headlines by theArtificial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lets replace this headline with something else:

    Tracking Whites by the way they type
    Tracking Blacks by the way they type

    This seems like a slippery slope. I'm getting tired of all this "pedo" tracking. Our software has determined you type like a pedo, not a rapist. What next? How about monitoring your children? Know what they do, where they go, who their friends are.

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    Man blir trött av att gå och göra ingenting.
  78. Re:Can't anyone use the English language correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, you are just committing battery until your neighbor dies of their wound.

  79. NO WAYZ! by BigSes · · Score: 1

    im 4 realz not 30 n U kno dat! B behind brgr king near mall tonite 4 drinkz! LOLZ!

  80. typings speed and typo rate by CPE1704TKS · · Score: 1

    for example, if someone is typing quick.

    and then all of a sudden
    the typing speed
    drecrease
    anmd the typos
    rate
    increases as
    if theyre
    typing
    with one handsssggggaaaaahhhhhhh

  81. Re:Can't anyone use the English language correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're missing his/her point. If a pedophile hasn't actually had sex with a child, he/she isn't a rapist... since by definition, to be a rapist, one must have actually raped someone.

  82. The key to this article by drkim · · Score: 1

    The key to this article seems to be:
    "Mr Butler said: 'We're going to submit a proposal to the Engineering and Physical Sciences Research Council for a bid of probably about £1million so that we can develop the research further."

    So they will be spending £1million to goof off... sorry, make that: do research for a few years.

    I myself will soon be submitting my grant proposal for $100 Million to find the correlation between sun-spot cycles and the drinking habits of super models. No sacrifice too great for science...

  83. Bear paws on keyboard... by flabordec · · Score: 1

    ...are a sign of a pedophile typing

    --
    "I see undead people" Warcraft III - Necromancer
  84. Presumed as a Pedophile now? 6th-grade daters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus the Christ would like to have a Word with you.

    (1)You are a killer when you resolve in your heart that whomever you hate will be killed by your deads.
    (2)You are a murderer if you kill for religious purposes.
    (3)You are a rapist not by preference of how force is utilize, but that you FORCED your will onto another despite their dissatisfaction.
    (4)You are a thief if you take something of someone else that can't be given back, ever; if it can be given back in any way, then this is known as an "investment" such as life can only be forgiven by God who works through whomever you thieved through: ever to wonder how religion involves to satisfy your psyche on prior sins that you can agress to more penitent activities is your grace.

    Satan as you perceive would say that I am a 30 year-old virgin, but I say unto you: "My mind strays daily to be crushed by sin, yet I regenerate to say that I have been met by those temptations but my heart has known the greater distraction whether it carry into effect or not. I have thought about your mother, your sister, your dog, your 'taters, your squash, your fine cuntlery and yet it was all a sin against myself that you don't know about."
      -proof that Satan is a liar that would betray your heart if ever that Mark can steal your mind to know how the much more to stow you away into Hell forever.

    And the battle continues, where the Son never sets and the Month is not journaled because time is not memorial until whomever loves the most to endure the scourge of temptation.