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Could Colorblindness Cure Be Morally Wrong?

destinyland writes "One in 12 men suffers from colorblindness, though '[t]he good news here is that these folks are simply missing a patch of DNA ... which is just the kind of challenge this Millennium is made for. Enter science.' But NPR's Moira Gunn (from Biotech Nation) now asks a provocative question. Is it wrong to cure colorblindness? She reports on an experiment that used a virus to introduce corrective DNA into colorblind monkeys. ('It took 20 weeks, but eventually the monkeys started distinguishing between red and green.') Then she asks, could it be viewed differently? 'Are we trying to 'normalize' humans to a threshold of experience?'"

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  1. cb or CB? by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are we talking about curing the lower case color blind or the upper case Color Blind?

    1. Re:cb or CB? by digitalchinky · · Score: 3, Funny

      We should be talking about curing my non-existent sense of smell too :-(

      At least with color blindness people go "oh, how many fingers am I holding up?", but you tell someone you have no sense of smell, they go off and consume the most vile crap they can find just to let rip with a dirty sloppy arsed fart in the interests of testing the aforementioned anosmia. Now don't get me wrong, the entire planet smells exactly the same to me no matter my location, but farting on me...

  2. Re:As as light colorblind... by MechaShiva · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not all puppies and kittens. When I asked my wife for my gray towel, she looked at me quite puzzled. It was shortly thereafter that the mystery of why her husband was using a purple towel was solved.

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  3. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, but where does it end?

    "Would you like ultra-wide spectrum super-HD eyes with 60x optical zoom, Internet-connected HUD and complimentary laser cannons, just like everyone else has?"

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  4. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Would you like ultra-wide spectrum super-HD eyes with 60x optical zoom, Internet-connected HUD and complimentary laser cannons, just like everyone else has?"

    Hell yes.

  5. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, I wouldn't. If everyone else has them, I want at least 120x optical zoom, ad-block on the HUD, and an automatic targeting program for the laser cannons.

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  6. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by nodd · · Score: 1, Funny

    As long as it's able to run Crysis, I'd love it!

  7. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by Kenoli · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sexual preference and skin color are not disabilities. They don't prevent anyone from doing anything.
    Someone with color blindness is physically incapable of doing something that a large majority of people can do.

    The colorblind are defective and must be repaired.

  8. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by dennism · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, but where does it end?

    "Would you like ultra-wide spectrum super-HD eyes with 60x optical zoom, Internet-connected HUD and complimentary laser cannons, just like everyone else has?"

    Yes. Yes I do.

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  9. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by Krneki · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, I wouldn't. If everyone else has them, I want at least 120x optical zoom, ad-block on the HUD, and an automatic targeting program for the laser cannons.

    Add the ability to convert Americans fat chicks into Sweden porn stars and you got yourself a deal.

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  10. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by GameMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to sign up for your newsletter.

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  11. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm as optimistic as the next guy that safe and affordable HD 60x optical zoom laser cannon eyeball technology is only a couple years away, but Crysis? Be reasonable with your expectations.

  12. Re:No. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think a cure for guidoness is something we must find now, not later. The people with this disorder dye themselves orange, and are by all accounts mentally handicapped. This is not something we should let happen to our fellow humans.

  13. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by Twinbee · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am an interested customer.

    Tell me, do the laser cannons automatically come with the packaged shark/s? I have had problems assembling parts in these kind of situations before, so it would also be nice to know if the shark comes pre-attached to the laser, or if any soldering is required.

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  14. Re:I think I'll pass on this. by sonicmerlin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lol. Green ketchup. Silly color-blind AC, ketchup is blue.

  15. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by Anonymusing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Add the ability to convert Americans fat chicks into Sweden porn stars and you got yourself a deal.

    People have been using beer to achieve that effect for a long time.

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  16. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Would you like to be cured?"

    Problem solved.

    If take this red pill you will be able to distinguishing between red and green. If you take this blue pill you will see colors no one has ever seen before. Far out man.

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  17. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by Gerzel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mine's broken! All I'm getting is Romanian Gymnasts.

  18. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Funny

    Add the ability to convert Americans fat chicks into Sweden porn stars and you got yourself a deal.

    People have been using beer to achieve that effect for a long time.

    Yeah, but with beer the vomiting remains.

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  19. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by quantumplacet · · Score: 3, Funny

    if your code crashes the system powering your sight, how will you see the debugger output?

  20. Re:As as light colorblind... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not all puppies and kittens. When I asked my wife for my gray towel, she looked at me quite puzzled. It was shortly thereafter that the mystery of why her husband was using a purple towel was solved.

    That's like the time I found out my brown pants are actually a shade of green. I knew I was a little colorblind but still. And who the fuck wears green pants (except for me apparently) ?

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  21. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by zygotic+mitosis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you quite sure they're broken?

  22. Re:Consenting adults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You put a robot's penis inside your car every time it's low on gas. Do you ask your car its permission? No, you don't even consider your car's feelings.

  23. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you could "fix" high functioning autistic so that they could be completely normal what kind of effect might that have on scientific fields which attract such people?

    They'd become nicer places to work.

  24. Re:WTF? Just ask the patient. by quenda · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the patient thinks this is a moral grey area, he need the treatment stat!