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How Do You Land a Nuke-Powered Mini-Cooper On Mars?

tcd004 writes "Miles O'Brien narrates this video simulation of NASA's next Mars shot, which promises to out-gun all previous efforts. The Mini Cooper-sized Mars Science Laboratory, which is now named Curiosity, will crawl the Martian surface under steam from a nuclear powerplant — but it's a gentle giant compared to its predecessors. Recent theories have emerged that previous attempts at identifying organic compounds in Martian soil may have actually cooked away any signs of life-giving elements. Curiosity will go to great pains to avoid scorching the Earth ... erm ... Mars."

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  1. Oy vey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    >gentile giant
    What, it's an uncircumcised, nuclear powered Mini Cooper?

  2. +1 by Kid+Zero · · Score: 5, Funny

    +1 for the great headline!

    Otherwise, I'll state the obvious: Carefully!

  3. Gentile Giant? by Michael_Burton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Personally, I don't think the space lab's religion is any of our business.

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    1. Re:Gentile Giant? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Personally, I don't think the space lab's religion is any of our business.

      I dunno... it could be a problem if it's a strict 6000-yr Creationist.

      NASA: Okay MSL, send us the data from the last sample analysis.

      MSL: I'll save some bandwidth and just give you the summary. No life, no precursors.

      NASA: Okay, but if you could please just send us the raw data, that'd be great. This sample looked really promising and...

      MSL: I said NO LIFE!

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  4. Re:"Its" is possessive by Xeleema · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's" is a conraction. It means "it is."

    I think you mean't "contraction"

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  5. Re:Corporate sponsorship... by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    One wonders how much BMW paid to have "the Mini Cooper" used to describe this thing... :)

    Two libraries of Congress.

    And a ping-pong ball.

  6. Re:Long live the ability to read ... by Drethon · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean the way real people would nuke a living tree and its nine foot tall blue worshipers?

  7. Not so gentle, it has a Nuclear powered LASER! by wisebabo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know why they claim it is a "Gentle Giant". It's got a nuclear powered LASER used for remotely zapping targets of interest to determine their composition!

    I mean, how would you like it if a giant robot dropped out of the sky and started shooting frikking laser beams at you! ;)

  8. Re:"Its" is possessive by Meumeu · · Score: 5, Funny

    The law of correcting typos: attemping to correct a previous poster's typo creates a typo from the current poster.

    You meant "attempting", apparently it's recursive...

  9. Re:"Its" is possessive by svtdragon · · Score: 5, Funny

    You meant "recursive"; apparently it's recursive.