Will Smith In For Independence Day 2 & 3
bowman9991 writes "If one isn't enough, there are reports that two sequels to Roland Emmerich's 1996 alien invasion blockbuster Independence Day are in the works. Will Smith is back too. Apparently he delayed a sequel earlier by asking for too much money." Other rumors include using an iPad to destroy the alien space ships this time, and letting Obama fly a biplane. Data will have a 5-minute monologue about what it means to be human.
Any amount sufficient to put him through an acting class would be a worthwhile investment. For that matter, throw in a few directing classes for Roland Emmerich while you're splurging. But (and this is a REALLY crazy idea), I think they might be even better served this time by spending at least 1/100th of the money on the actual screenplay that they're spending on catering.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Seriously, why do movies generate so much nerd rage? It's not like it was called "Independence Day: the real life prophecy of the truths to come."
It was a movie, made to entertain the masses. Was it any worse than Men in Black? I happened to have enjoyed both films actually. Queue the continued nerd rage in 3...2...1...
"Be prepared, son. That's my motto. Be prepared." --Joe Hallenbeck
The 1st Matrix movie was good. I don't see the analogy.
Please let it be an early April Fools' Day joke.
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I think they jumped the gun. At least I hope that's the case.
It's a pity they never made any sequels to that movie.
It was really fantastic.
Aren't there other interesting stories that could be told through the art of movies that are not stupid?
Can't they finally shoot the Ring World or something like that with the same Will Smith as the main character?
Jesus holly fucker.
You can't handle the truth.
The huddled masses of special effects lovers will pay their last drop of blood to see it too. You don't even need a storyline.
...who found it ironic that a film with "Independence" in the title had quite so many product placements in it.
epic film, you've seen them all.
Same emotional highs and lows, same treatment of relationships, same everything.
You'd think a creative person would want to move on and do something different.
The article says,
"If true, this is bad news for the already delayed Asimov Foundation trilogy: it’s likely Roland Emmerich will direct the Independance Day film after his latest film Anonymous about the life of William Shakespeare, delaying the Foundation start date even further."
Bad news? No. They seem to be under the impression that we want him to direct the Foundation Trilogy. Anything bringing the possibility of him not doing it is good news indeed.
Do you have any idea how long it takes to dig graves for twenty-three oak trees?
In these two sequels, it will be the House of Representatives and the Senate buildings that get vaporized. In 3D.
This will shatter all revenue records.
As a trilogy it would no longer be Independence Day. They would have to rename it to Independence Long Weekend.
Fox can now offer more as they are swimming in the massive financial returns reaped from James Cameron's Avatar.
Yeah, because the multi-billion dollar News Corporation couldn't quite manage that before.
Seriously, the amount they'll pay for a movie is based on how much they expect it to make. Not how much they have in their coffers.
Just make new goddamn movies, how hard is that???
You want my movie-going dollar? Stop giving me an experience I could rent more than 10 years ago.
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If for no other reason than the attendant publicity might finally teach the people of the Internet how to correctly spell "independence".
I would also like to see "You, Your and You're", a romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston or Sandra Bullock.
It's a Unix system - I know this.
Rumors have recently been denied by a guy named Will Smith. http://www.imdb.com/news/ni1926356/
My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.
Come on... you forgot Bill Pullman as the kick-ass Fighter Pilot President. His role was so influential, GW Bush actually mimicked the role!
It's a pity they never made any sequels to that movie.
It was really fantastic.
Matrix 2: A complete re-telling of the first story, this time told as a documentary with dramatic re-enactments, produced by a mainstream media infopinionewstainment law enforcement/most wanted show, colluding with the government of the Matrix world. Morpheus and Neo demonized and shown to be degenerate, immoral, psychopaths, and terrorists. By allegory this would show what our own culture does to radicals. The film ends with Neo being captured, the cliffhanger being his arraignment. Albino milli vanilli twins are conspicuously absent, and there is no goth night club anywhere.
Matrix 3: The trial of Neo. Rather than using kung fu, he has to use legal fu to get out of his predicament. The trial is mostly a show trial, the charges are bogus, well, ok the charges are legitimate but the order that Neo was trying to bring down was anything but... and somehow Neo's got to be able to take the stand in order to expose the truth of what the Matrix is to the virtual public.
That would have made the trilogy completely awesome.
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
I suspect it'll be ID4-2-3D ...
'If Christ had tweeted the sermon on the mount, it might have lasted until nightfall.' - John Perry Barlow
You know, I rather like Independence Day. I'm not trying to claim it was a work of art or anything, but it was a fun alien invasion movie.
Admittedly I'm a sucker for fight-or-humanity-will-perish speeches...
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wouldn't ID4-2 be ID2?
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could live without both smith and emmerich. would like to see goldblum though. but hey, since we're dreaming, how about a sequel to buckaroo bonzai there bigboot?
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- js.
In this one, the aliens come back with a different OS, and now running Antivirus!
Watch the Teaser Trailer for "The Lightning Thief" Her
I really hate the complaints over the ending of Independence Day.
-It was already established that the aliens were using our computer systems, at the very least our satellite networking to communicate, it isn't a stretch
-The ending is a nod to War of the Worlds where a virus stopped and killed them.
-It's an EFF'ING MOVIE. It's supposed to be entertaining and it's a movie about aliens, it's already asking you to suspend belief about the world around us.
Maybe they'll just skip the prequel trilogy and go straight for ID5 and 6.
Pretty good is actually pretty bad.
Can't find it now, but it was along the lines of:
"Independence Day. Aliens arrive on Earth in giant spaceships and proceed to destroy the White House.
However, they later turn out not top be friendly after all".
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Nope, definitely ID10-T.
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My all time favourite is from Babylon 5 movie In the Beginning. First you have Londo talking about how the humans fought in the Earth Mimbari war - here, and then immediately after it the President speaking before the Battle of the Line - here.
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The "1st"?
You speak as if there were Matrix sequels.
She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
For everyone bashing Will Smith. He's the most popular actor around right now. There are several movie critics who stopped publishing reviews for his movies because what they say doesn't matter. Everyone's going to go see it anyway, because it's a Will Smith movie.
I still consider Bill Pullman to be the greatest president of our generation.
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!
that movie was f*cking hilarious...