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Star Wars To Air As Animated Sitcom
The Bastard writes "As if the Star Wars Holiday Special and Jar-Jar weren't insulting enough to fans, George Lucas has decided to turn the franchise into an animated sitcom. I have a bad feeling about this." The article says that Seth Green is involved, which either sets off your late April Fool's Day alarm, immeasurable dread, or excitement.
Seth Green will be a... Seth Lord.
George Lucas has decided to turn the franchise into an animated sitcom.
Slashdot is so far behind. The Episode 1/2/3 movies have been out for years!
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"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
George Lucas has a fetish for butt plugs made out of bank rolls. He's a large man with insatiable, carnal appetites and a cavernous rectum, so the more bank rolls the better. He's squealing all the way to the bank.
Good men die every day. And yet Lucas keeps on living and living. If there is a god, he's not even *trying* to be fair.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.
I support the Slashcott and will not be reading or commenting from 2/10/14 to 2/17/14. Beta is steaming pile of dog shit
It's a crap. Fixed that for ya.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Attention deficit disorder is a complicated issue, spanning several major... HEY LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!
Many Bothan spies died to bring us... Whookie porn!
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
If it's bad enough, I'm sure they'll add it in retrotemporicontinuitively. The time line can only take so much abuse without modifying itself to make fun of something that horrid.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of fanboys suddenly cried out in terror
Voting them all out of office, now that's change I can believe in.
There you have it: positive proof that R2D2 was built by Sony! As if the extremely bad user interface, static-filled, flickering 3D video and product overall shape stolen from a vibrator weren't big enough clues...
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
I think we need a Spaceballs: The Flamethrower so we can torch the idea of a Star Wars sitcom.
[Fuck Beta]
o0t!
Never has the donotwant tag ever been more appropriate. Not only do we not actually want this, Star Wars is the origin of the phrase.
I'm not sure if this is "ironic" or "inevitable".
Let q be a radix > 1. I am in ur base-q, killing 10 d00ds.
The elusive "Platinum cat" market! No one has managed to crack that nut yet.
Find a way to sell to them, and the world is your oyster.
Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.