Steve Jobs Recommends Android For Fans of Porn

hansamurai writes "After being asked about the App Store's recent ban on 'sexy apps,' Steve Jobs responded, 'We do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone. You know, there's a porn store for Android, you can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go, so we're not going to go there.' Apps such as Playboy's and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition are still available on the App Store, however, as they come from 'more reputable companies.'"

Comments

So does he own any android phones?

[hansraj]

Or he only watches "reputable porn"?

In other news...

[maugle]

Sales of Android phones increased 1000%.

Re:In other news...

[exabrial]

Is there porn on the itunes store? Or are you using an illegal method to transfer licensed content to a playback medium not covered by the origanal license?

He missed the opportunity for a real ice-burn...

[fuzzyfuzzyfungus]

He is really being a dick there. There's a "porn store" for the iPhone as well, called "Mobile Safari". If anything, the prices are lower.

However, if he is going to be an asshole he should have gone just a little further... Something to the effect of "And the inferior multitouch support won't bother you nearly as much if you are always using your phone one-handed..."

Any other recommendations, Steve?

[Gizzmonic]

Steve, buddy! Thanks for the recommendations, I'm a huge fan of pr0n. Could you also recommend pr0n-friendly restaurants, hotels, bakeries etc?

Re:Any other recommendations, Steve?

[RyuuzakiTetsuya]

Last time I tried to buy an erotic cake, Jean Luc Picard tried to sell me a cake of a woman going to the bathroom. So, no.

Re:Is it my imagination?

[Spatial]

A momentary fluctuation in the reality distortion field.

Sony Recommends VHS For Fans of Porn

[SirWhoopass]

Didn't Sony pretty much take the exact same stance with their Betamax format? How did that work out for them?

Re:He missed the opportunity for a real ice-burn..

[DeBaas]

He is really being a dick there. There's a "porn store" for the iPhone as well, called "Mobile Safari". If anything, the prices are lower.

He's got balls though, if he think he can be a bigger dick than those in the porn business

He really stepped it up this time.

[jwietelmann]

This rhetoric is really kicking it up a notch. We're getting into really cynical propaganda territory here.

Buy our iPhone! Unless you're one of those porn-addicted Android users. I certainly welcome competition, and our competitors are doing a great job of fulfilling that niche market of phones for porn addicts. So if you're proud of being addicted to porn, show everyone just how much you mean it by purchasing my competitor's fine Android product and taking it with you everywhere. Android: There's no better way to tell the world "I'd rather be watching porn!"

Re:Like the sound of this

[houstonbofh]

I prefer deep dicking some tight wet pussy over but I guess porn phone is ok for losers like you that sit home and jack off.

That is the point! If it is on your phone, you don't have to sit at home and jack off. You can jack off on the go!

Re:He missed the opportunity for a real ice-burn..

[fuzzyfuzzyfungus]

"The porn guys are pikers: They pay to screw their employees. My customers pay me to screw them."

Yours in manifest serenity, S. Jobs

Does anyone see a pattern here?

[An dochasac]

No Pr0n:Betamax, Laserdisc, Afghanistan, iPad,
Pr0n: VHS, DVD, Las Vegas, Google Android

Thank's for the tip Mr. Jobs!