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Apple Loses Another 4th-Gen iPhone

An anonymous reader noted that Apple appears to have lost another of its 4th generation iPhones. This doesn't seem like the most efficient distribution mechanism, Steve. Wonder if the SWAT team will get called in.

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  1. LOL WUT!? by the_one_wesp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would anyone, after the last guys house having been searched and property seized, post more pictures of them having taken apart a, from Apple's perspective, STOLEN iPhone?

  2. punctuation by Threni · · Score: 5, Funny

    > This doesn't seem like the most efficient distribution mechanism Steve

    I always had my doubts about the efficiency of Steve as a distribution mechanism.

  3. Lost? You keep using that word. by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Apple hardware is being found, in the same way you can find a wallet, if the owner doesn't notice your hand in their pocket.

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    1. Re:Lost? You keep using that word. by dintech · · Score: 5, Funny

      ZOMG! There's no way I would buy this phone considering how easy it is to lose. They really need to work on that. /joke

  4. First time... by Theoboley · · Score: 2, Funny

    shame on Gray .... Second time, Shame on Apple...

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  5. Isn't there an app for that situation? by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like one that yells "Hey, don't leave me!" every two minutes.

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  6. Great by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, looks like our boys are going back to Vietnam.

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    1. Re:Great by dintech · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and if you want to invade there's an app for that.

  7. Re:Just a thought by crossmr · · Score: 4, Funny

    speaking of which, what is this i-phone thing anyway?

  8. Re:Wow. by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No communication is allowed in or out at Apple's re-affirmation camp.

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  9. Lost your phone? by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lost your phone? We've got an app for that .... wait damn it's in flash.

  10. Re:Just a thought by Aeros · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isnt this just Apples new way of selling iphones for $4000-$5000 a pop?

  11. Re:Part deux by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not funny. Do you realize how long my father carried a watch up his ass when *he* was in Vietnam?

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  12. Re:Wow. by natehoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, he's been relocated to Cancun in punishment for instigating such a successful publicity campaign.

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  13. With apologies to Mr. Wilde ... by slashsloth · · Score: 2, Funny

    To lose one 4G iPhone, Mr. Jobs, may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose two looks like carelessness.

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  14. Re:Just a thought by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Funny

    This reminds me of a Russian joke:

    - Your honor, the victim accidentally tripped and fell on my knife seven times.

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  15. Re:Wow. by virgilp · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think I read somewhere that Apple decided that they won't fire him, instead as a punishment he would be relocated to Apple's office in Vietnam.

  16. Ambassador... by Hasai · · Score: 4, Funny

    “...are you saying that you've lost another nuclear submarine?”

    ];)

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  17. Re:Wow. by Dog-Cow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course not. He lost his phone.

  18. Re:Part deux by Bombcar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Andre... you've lost another submarine?

  19. Re:They need to stop arresting the FINDERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashlaw

  20. Re:Part deux by Altus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ive always preferred 'burgled'

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