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Justice Not As Blind As Previously Thought

NotSoHeavyD3 writes "I doubt this is much of a surprise but apparently Cornell University did a study that seems to show you're more likely to get convicted if you're ugly. From the article: 'According to a Cornell University study, unattractive defendants are 22 percent more likely to be convicted than good-looking ones. And the unattractive also get slapped with harsher sentences — an average of 22 months longer in prison.'"

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  1. yeah, well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they should have thought about that BEFORE being ugly...

    1. Re:yeah, well by soundguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shoulda thought of that before being born ugly.

      More propaganda from the left-wing, politically-correct, pro-ugly/fugly/trans-ugly movement.

      Wake up, people. Ugly is a lifestyle choice! I'm so sick of the "ugly agenda" being forced on normal society by these radicals, demanding to be married, adopt kids, etc. They're destroying the institution of marriage!

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  2. Good hint for slashdot users by notommy · · Score: 5, Funny

    who are in jail and are wondering why their prison term was longer than the average.

    1. Re:Good hint for slashdot users by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hans weeps quietly into his pillow.

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  3. Re:Correlation is not causation by DreamsAreOkToo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone consider that the ugly may commit more crimes?

    No, because typically politicians are not ugly.

  4. I'm doomed. by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Funny

    :-|

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  5. Well Duh! by happy_place · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any movie or TeeVee show has shown this for years... there is a caveat, however...They can be good-looking and convicted if theyhave menacing music to accompany them...

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  6. Don't worry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ugly people don't get raped as much in prison. So really, those 22 extra months are just to balance things out.

  7. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by sopssa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah because theres no possibility someone caused it without any involvement from him.

    Besides, how do you think some businessman with nice tan would compare to some overweight person who person who sits on computer all day long? Not looking good for us slashdotters.

  8. Re:But wait... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lots and lots of little boys?

  9. Re:Correlation is not causation by bigdavex · · Score: 5, Funny

    if i see another +5 insightful "correlation != causation" my brain is going to fucking explode.

    OK, but how do we know that your brain exploding isn't causing these posts to be moderated highly?

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  10. Re:Lemme be the first... by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Committing a crime MAKES you ugly.

    Anyone who has ever played Fable knows this is true.

  11. Re:But wait... by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because black people are convicted at a higher rate and Michael Jackson was white.

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  12. Re:And this is why... by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lampshades?

  13. Re:Lemme be the first... by hedwards · · Score: 2, Funny

    But since correlation isn't causation you'd have no idea as to whether or not the commenter is a "fucking moron."

  14. Re:Correlation is not causation by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

    if i see another +5 insightful "correlation != causation" my brain is going to fucking explode.

    Will that be a causation, or merely a correlation?

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  15. Re:Did they adjust for meth and crack use? by Fluffeh · · Score: 4, Funny

    As an underweight person who sits on the computer all day I see this as all good news. My glass is all full.

    That's because you never eat or drink you silly skinny person! Now, start drinking from that glass and eating from your plate before you wither away!! Here at /. we have ways to deal with such "full glasses". Now, DRINK!

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