Marine Mammals Used To Fight Terrorism

pinkstuff writes "The Navy unveiled its terror-fighting marine mammals at a two-day homeland security and disaster preparedness exercise in California this week. From the article: 'A Navy seal — actually a sea lion — took less than a minute to find a fake mine under a pier near San Francisco's AT&T Park. A dolphin quickly located a terrorist lurking in the black water before another sea lion, using a device carried in its mouth, cuffed the pretend saboteur's ankle so authorities could reel him in.' Queue the 'frickin lasers' jokes."

Comments

Be carefull

[geekoid]

You could be training them or more sinister proposes...heh, yeah that was bad. And by bad I mean AWESOME.
This is a great movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069946/

Re:Be carefull

[element-o.p.]

Yes, he did it on porpoise.

(Actually, what he typed was wrong in either case: "proposes", as in, "He proposes to his girlfriend tonight.").

Re:Marine Life Kicks Ass

[durrr]

We need a new enviromental protection agency to protect us from the enviroment.

Re:Sharks

[Kell Bengal]

Surely you mean dolphins with frick'n lasers?

Re:*CUE* the 'frickin laser' jokes

[nemasu]

#include #include void main() { std::queue Q; Q.push_back("Need more frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads!"); Q.push_back("mutated sea bass?"); Q.push_back("Well, it's a start"); return; }

A tense situation

[djconrad]

Marine mammals used to fight terrorism? Why did they stop?

locating terrorist

[bagofbeans]

A dolphin quickly located a terrorist

Shouldn't TSA be given this detection technology to, ya know, help 'em out a little?

Re:locating terrorist

[Barrinmw]

"Sir, will you please jump in this large tank of water so that the dolphin can scan you."

Queue

[mcsqueak]

I love it when my 'frickin lasers' jokes are in nice, orderly lines... ;)

Re:Sharks

[Gravitron 5000]

By the way, it might seems like sharks + lasers is scarier than dolphins + handcuffs, but just wait until they decide that cuffing random swimmers is hilarious.

... or one dolphin that is into bondage slips through the screening.

Re:Marine Life Kicks Ass

[christianT]

Wow! From zero to crazed activist in three posts. I think this is a new record!

mIRC even has a built in script for it!

[AVryhof]

/me Slaps Terrorists around with a Fish

Re:Cute application, but why?

[sumdumass]

Yep, it sure is in the union regulations. I have the regulation manual right here and on page 29 titled section 219- paragraph A- subsection S, it says that in order for a child apprentice to become a legitimate terrorist, it has to take the diaper off their ass and put it on their head. When the diaper is full of shit again, it gets called a turban and they are bona fide terrorists subject to wages of scale until they die.

Re:*CUE* the 'frickin laser' jokes

[nemasu]

Apparently the /. comment editor makes a horrible IDE.

....I don't know why I'm fixing this

Tested under MSVS2008

#include <string>
#include <queue>

int main(void)
{
    std::queue<std::string> Q;
    Q.push("Need more frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads!");
    Q.push("mutated sea bass?");
    Q.push("Well, it's a start");
    return 0x2A;
}