iPad Steering Wheel Mount
kevin7kal writes "The Apple iPad is the ideal automotive communications and entertainment device. It is sized perfectly to mount using the iPad Steering Wheel Mount without obscuring the driver's view. 'I don't think that I am exaggerating when I say that the iPad Steering Wheel Mount probably has saved my life...'"
What could possibly go wrong?
Cool! now I can play mario kart while I drive to work.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
...air bag deployed projectiles of death and dismemberment.
Just think, when you crash and your airbag deploys, you could have the world's first iPad implant!
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Now with more realism! You can FEEL the collisions as if you were actually in them... oh wait.
Just wait until the airbag deploys. That will be a real treat.
Yeah, much like chicken race is safer in a modern car than on a motorcycle or russian roulette is safer with one bullet than with five.
Instant zoom feature!
"What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
Also not allowed to have a video screen less than a certain distance from the driver.
Also not allowed to display movies, etc., on any screen visible to the driver.
We have sane laws up here. Of course, the video I want to see is of his face as the airbag launches the iPad into it at 200 mph.
So after the lawsuits ("Apple is responsible - there was no warning not to attach it to the steering wheel") you'll have t prove you're more intelligent than a pet rock to buy one - and that should kill 90% of the iPad market.
You don't really need to look at the speedometer if you have a car with a manual transmission. Listen to the engine and keep track of what gear you are using.
No need for a fuel gauge either. You should know how much gas you have put into the tank, how much you car uses and how long you have traveled.
I hate these kinds of posts. I can never tell if they're serious or insane.
How about this?
Read some of the product reviews while you're there, BTW. I guarantee at least a few good laughs.
This ain't rocket surgery.
You don't really need to look at the speedometer if you have a car with a manual transmission. Listen to the engine and keep track of what gear you are using.
No need for a fuel gauge either. You should know how much gas you have put into the tank, how much you car uses and how long you have traveled.
...And if you can't keep track of all these things in your head, you could probably get an iPad application to do it for you!
Bow-ties are cool.