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Neuromancer Movie In Your Future?

An anonymous reader pointed out a link talking about how Vincenzo Natali, writer/director of Splice, has written a screenplay for Neuromancer. The article says he even ran it by Gibson. No studio is attached to the project, but at least Natali promised "No Keanu."

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  1. This story is a repeat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...from every year that Slashdot has been in existence.

    1. Re:This story is a repeat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's what keeps me going every year.

    2. Re:This story is a repeat... by dskzero · · Score: 1

      They *will* eventually make one. I mean, they made one from "Where the Wild Things are", which is one of the most bizarre movies I have ever seen. Neuromancer has a lot more to make a movie than that.

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    3. Re:This story is a repeat... by Reason58 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I thought you were being silly at first, so I searched "neuromancer movie" and look what I found. That is from over a decade ago.

    4. Re:This story is a repeat... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, well, this is the year that Neuromancer will rule the desktop in Soviet Russia! So there! Profit!

    5. Re:This story is a repeat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats really cool, is that site is still 'coming soon'!!! I

    6. Re:This story is a repeat... by Bugamn · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll watch it while playing Duke Nuken Forever.

    7. Re:This story is a repeat... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Nice. Why is everybody an AC in that thread? I thought they had accounts by that point in /.'s history.

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    8. Re:This story is a repeat... by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      They're all dead and /. doesn't want that bad things are said about them.

    9. Re:This story is a repeat... by WhiteDragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nice. Why is everybody an AC in that thread? I thought they had accounts by that point in /.'s history.

      http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=666&cid=1777841

      looks like jwzhad the second comment...

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    10. Re:This story is a repeat... by ehrichweiss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They will make it and I will not watch it.. Hollywood has managed to ruin every old movie and TV show from my childhood and they are NOT going to start with one of my favorite books and take Neuromancer away from me.

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    11. Re:This story is a repeat... by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      I observed the same. Seems to me the comments are all ordered by uid (and not timestamp), and AC comes first in the sort order?

    12. Re:This story is a repeat... by dskzero · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly, you'll watch it and hate it just like when you watched Johnny Mnemonic and stood in awe as Dolph Lungren proceeded to religiously destroy your faith in film industry.

      BTW, I want room service.

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    13. Re:This story is a repeat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Union, movie watches you

    14. Re:This story is a repeat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not "first", exactly, my uid is 666. Close enough, though.

    15. Re:This story is a repeat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's Jesus Time"

    16. Re:This story is a repeat... by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, this is the year that Neuromancer will rule the desktop in Soviet Russia! So there! Profit!

      Hey! In Soviet Russia, Beowulf desktop rules you, you insensitive clod.

      That ought to just about cover the cliche's...

    17. Re:This story is a repeat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll watch it while playing Duke Nuken Forever.

      ... and having sex.

    18. Re:This story is a repeat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...with both hands.

    19. Re:This story is a repeat... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, this is the year that Neuromancer will rule the desktop in Soviet Russia! ?! Profit!

      Hey! In Soviet Russia, Beowulf car analogy rules you, you insensitive clod.

      That ought to just about cover the cliche's...

      fixed that for you.

    20. Re:This story is a repeat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a likely reason: the threading system took a massive crap about 3.5 years ago.

      http://slashdot.org/articles/06/11/09/1534204.shtml

    21. Re:This story is a repeat... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Yeah. I read it in 2001... on the back of my jewel case for Duke Nukem Forever...

    22. Re:This story is a repeat... by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      Johnny Mnemonic?!?!? Sorry, old chump, I'm far more discriminating in regards to what I'll watch and it didn't make the top 100 that year, much less the 3 movies per year I'd bother to see.

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    23. Re:This story is a repeat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a movie based off of something like Gibson's book Pattern Recognition might be more appropriate nowadays.

    24. Re:This story is a repeat... by ivucica · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new Whoosh! overlords.

  2. #1!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    srsly, who cares?

    1. Re:#1!!!! by durrr · · Score: 1

      Everyone who liked the book and now will have a potentially mainstreamlined disaster film version shoved down their throat, that's who will care.
      Me:"I like Neuromancer!"
      *STHNRABITEL:"Oh, that shitty scifi movie from last year?"
      Me: [have a seizure from cerebral hemorrhage]

      * Someone that have not read a book in their entire life.

    2. Re:#1!!!! by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      *STHNRABITEL...

      * Someone that have not read a book in their entire life.

      The first thing I thought was "Damn, someone really resented having a kid."

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    3. Re:#1!!!! by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

      *STHNRABITEL...

      The first thing I thought was "Damn, someone really resented having a kid."

      My first thought was "I guess all the good names for phone companies were already taken."

      If they switched the second and third letters around their logo could be a rabbit sitting down and reading a newspaper.

    4. Re:#1!!!! by thms · · Score: 2

      Not just mainstreamlined but also compressed into less than two hours. So you get a version which cuts out half the important bits or leaves non-readers with a half baked experience.

      I hope for more Science Fiction in series format, though hopefully one with a pre-written story arch and not one which meanders around for half the time like BSG (or, as I have heard, Lost) to make more money at the expense of sense. Digital distribution without the backing of a TV station but instead costing $1 or $2 per episode plus "sponsored by" advertisement might just make it feasible.

      Or maybe distribute obligatory reading material (~2-3 pages) before the viewing so you can build a more complex tale on top of that without having the need for characters to repeat (for them) unbelievably obvious facts and still lose half the viewers.

    5. Re:#1!!!! by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Not just mainstreamlined but also compressed into less than two hours. So you get a version which cuts out half the important bits or leaves non-readers with a half baked experience.

      Just like Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

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    6. Re:#1!!!! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain.

      I honestly loved Dune. Only that for me this means, the movie enthusiasts AND the computer game geeks turn up their collective noses at me.

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    7. Re:#1!!!! by Anonymusing · · Score: 1

      Not just mainstreamlined but also compressed into less than two hours.

      My first thought was, would they try to split it between two or three movies? It's the Neuromancer Trilogy! Mainstreamlined and expanded into nine hours... and just wait for the DVD extras.

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    8. Re:#1!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that compression was done by Douglas Adams. He rewrote the radio series into books, and then rewrote it as a tv series, and then rewrote it for the movie. Each one is slightly different, and should be taken as its own distinct HHGTG.

    9. Re:#1!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not another LOTR-fuckup please!!

      if you really need 9 hours to tell a story... in which almost nothing happens other than that some nitwits go and destroy a silly piece of jewelry... then you're a CRAP storyteller! (i DID love Jackson's Braindead though... no 9 hours needed there...)

    10. Re:#1!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hated LOTR...and loved Peter "Meet the Feebles" Jackson's other work...I think we've had enough of your opinion on what's a good movie and what isn't.

    11. Re:#1!!!! by dangitman · · Score: 1

      My first thought was "I guess all the good names for phone companies were already taken."

      What? There are phone companies with good names? I've yet to encounter this phenomenon.

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    12. Re:#1!!!! by thelandp · · Score: 1

      * Someone that have not read a book in their entire life.

      Someone that like to criticize other despite have not much good grammar?

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  3. Gibson! by Itninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    The article says he even ran it by Gibson.

    Having a guitar play Henry would be pretty awesome.

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  4. Keanu by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    Do not try and appreciate the acting in the Matrix. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: there IS no Keanu Reeves. He's a computer generated graphic.

    1. Re:Keanu by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      Do not try and appreciate the acting in the Matrix. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: there IS no Keanu Reeves. He's a computer generated graphic.

      but of course Johnny Mnemonic would be the Gibson film with Keanu in it.

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    2. Re:Keanu by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And Johnny Mnemonic really wasn't all that bad.

      Doesn't match the source material all that well, but that's hardly Keanu's fault.

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    3. Re:Keanu by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, I really liked the first one. It was an amazing story, and Reeves' unique dumber-than-brick acting style really worked, lent the role an intense cluelessness that was perfect. Once Neo knows what he's doing though, the dumber-than-brick style of Reeves' just doesn't work. It just means Neo is a dumb fuck. As such, the second was only watchable for the fight scenes, and the third was just plain terrible. Even the fight scenes weren't that good.

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    4. Re:Keanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> And Johnny Mnemonic really wasn't all that bad.

      Johnny Mnemonic the film, not Johnny Mnemonic the breakfast cereal.

    5. Re:Keanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      For what it's worth, I really liked the first one. It was an amazing story, and Reeves' unique dumber-than-brick acting style really worked, lent the role an intense cluelessness that was perfect. Once Neo knows what he's doing though, the dumber-than-brick style of Reeves' just doesn't work. It just means Neo is a dumb fuck. As such, the second was only watchable for the fight scenes, and the third was just plain terrible. Even the fight scenes weren't that good.

      [insert the same tired xkcd joke about there only being one Matrix movie here]

      [insert instant +5 Funny here]

    6. Re:Keanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure the Keanu mention was a reference to his performance in the Gibson-based "Johnny Mnemonic" movie, not to the Matrix.

      Neuromancer is a great book if it's before 1998 and you're in seventh grade. But apart from a sexy action-chick/former prostitute with razors for fingernails and mirrored sunglasses embedded in her eye sockets, the book has literally nothing else going for it.

      But if you can find the audiobook version of it, where it's read by Gibson himself, absolutely go for it. Gibson's voice is so shockingly and gratingly pinched that it sounds like Professor Frink narrating a wet dream he had.

    7. Re:Keanu by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't be mean. He's a passable actor as long as you keep him in the correct characters.

      I suggest:

      - Robot from space.
      - Tree.
      - Brick.
      - Guy in carbonite block (just spray him black)

    8. Re:Keanu by nomadic · · Score: 1

      The horrible acting, however, was.

    9. Re:Keanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your attempt at humor needs work.

    10. Re:Keanu by MrTripps · · Score: 1

      "I WANT ROOM SERVICE!" was the "woah!" of Johnny Mnemonic.

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    11. Re:Keanu by torgis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't be mean. He's a passable actor as long as you keep him in the correct characters.

      I suggest:

      - Robot from space.
      - Tree.
      - Brick.
      - Guy in carbonite block (just spray him black)
      - Ted "Theodore" Logan

      There, fixed that for ya.

    12. Re:Keanu by poena.dare · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to cannon, Johnny was assassinated before Case came along, so Keanu shouldn't be in it anyway. But that leaves us with an unpalatable Dina Meyer as Molly (or Jane as she was known in the movie). I think I'll lie down now.

    13. Re:Keanu by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Excellent.

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    14. Re:Keanu by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

      I have a soft spot for Johnny Mnemonic since a) much of it is set in Newark NJ (with location shots!) and b) it co-stars Henry Rollins and Ice Cube.

      .

    15. Re:Keanu by Rei · · Score: 1

      The best role I've ever seen Keanu in was "A Walk In The Clouds"; he actually did an okay job. The role was made for him: it's about a guy who does a poor job of acting (in this case, of acting like he's the father of a child that isn't his). His natural lack of acting talent just comes across as the character having a lack of acting talent.

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    16. Re:Keanu by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

      According to cannon...

      Personally, I only trust howitzer for original source material.

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    17. Re:Keanu by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neuromancer is a great book if it's before 1998 and you're in seventh grade.

      I wondered if that was just me. I grabbed a copy of Neuromancer about a year ago to see what the fuss was about. Boring characters, almost no plot, and incredibly dated or ludicrous technology. Presumably if you read it in the '80s the technology it described was forward-looking and exciting, but now it doesn't even have that as a redeeming feature.

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    18. Re:Keanu by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >And Johnny Mnemonic really wasn't all that bad.

      I thought it was, and I dont blame the production or the actors. The source material, frankly, is more fantasy than sci-fi. Gibson weaves a good tale, but with a lot of silliness and his stories have as much to do with fashion and hipster attitudes than technology. Generally, people think Neuromancer is unfilmable. Not me. I just think a sincere attempt to make it a film would produce something closer to "Hackers" than "Schindler's List."

    19. Re:Keanu by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Actually, he was pretty good in both The Lake House and Sweet November. Believe it or not, the guy actually *can* act. Why he doesn't try it more often, I don't know.

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    20. Re:Keanu by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure the Keanu mention was a reference to his performance in the Gibson-based "Johnny Mnemonic" movie, not to the Matrix.

      Right, but I couldn't think up a "No keanu reeves" joke to make off of that particular Keanu Reeves film. I was going to try a bill and ted's joke, something along the lines of "He went back in time, or to hell, not to my future with necromancer movie" but thought this crowd might appreciate the matrix a little more.

    21. Re:Keanu by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      According to cannon, Johnny was assassinated before Case came along, so Keanu shouldn't be in it anyway. But that leaves us with an unpalatable Dina Meyer as Molly (or Jane as she was known in the movie). I think I'll lie down now.

      I remember reading an interview with Gibson some time ago where he talked about the Johnny Mnemonic movie. He noted that he kept Molly out of the screenplay because that character showed up in multiple novels and he didn't want the studio to have any rights to the character. So no problem. Jane is not Molly. On purpose.

    22. Re:Keanu by jackchance · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know people love to hate Keanu. But who else could have played Neo? The Matrix was amazing, and he played a big part in that and he can make as many november rains as he wants and i'll still love him.

      Also: point break. bill and ted's. my own private idaho.

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    23. Re:Keanu by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      People also forget that Johnny Mnemonic was a short story that they turned into a film... so they had to take some license with it.

      *shrugs* I liked it. Though I'm a big Rollins.

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    24. Re:Keanu by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Remember the allegation that the first movie's script was plagiarized? I think it's probably true. The first movie did have an amazing and innovative story, while the second two movies were crap. It makes perfect sense that the directors stole the script idea for the first one, and then when the movie was a giant hit and they got a contract for sequels, they had to write those themselves (since the author they plagiarized from didn't write anything else for them to steal), and of course what they came up with was crap.

    25. Re:Keanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that leaves us with an unpalatable Dina Meyer as Molly

      Back in 1990 I was a twenty year old virgin. One night I said "fuck it" and called one of the escort services advertised in the back of the local free paper. Long story short, a more attractive than expected woman showed up at my place an hour later and fifteen minutes after that I was out my virginity and $300.00.

      During the next few years I started noticing Dina Meyer in the TV show Beverly Hills 90210 and in movies like Johny Mnemonic and Starship Troopers. She looked almost exactly like the woman I had sex with back in 1990.

      I still don't know with one hundred percent certainty but I am pretty damn sure that the woman who I had sex with that night actually was Dina Meyer. What I find kind of weird is that I don't even care. I haven't bothered to look into any other acting that she has done nor have I looked to see if maybe before getting acting acting she might have had a "rough past." I just don't care. It seems like I should but I don't.

    26. Re:Keanu by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, that joke predates xkcd by over a decade, when it was about there only being two Godfather movies. Probably far longer. Suck-ass sequels are not new.

    27. Re:Keanu by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Most triumphant.

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    28. Re:Keanu by Inda · · Score: 1

      who else could have played Neo?

      Morgan Freeman?

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    29. Re:Keanu by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      you forgot any variety of furniture, I think he'd make an excellent coffee table

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    30. Re:Keanu by maggotbrain_777 · · Score: 1

      That would be the beverage Ice-T, not the chiller, Cube.

    31. Re:Keanu by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Morgan Freeman would do a good job (I guess) portraying Neo post-enlightenment ... but I don't think he really would be accepted by an audience portraying a naive player in the scene. Keanu's semi-befuddled acting, maligned by many, seemed (to me) to reflect well the way someone thrust into the situation could conceivably behave. It highlights the world-changing newness of his discovery that it's all imaginary.

      Freeman makes a good Mentor-type, but not really a good Neo-type. Or, not a good proto-Neo (oh god someone's going to kill me for that).

    32. Re:Keanu by jmhoule314 · · Score: 1

      and The Devils Advocate

    33. Re:Keanu by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

      Oh yea. Not much sleep last.... wait, what were we talking about?

      .

    34. Re:Keanu by jackchance · · Score: 1

      and The Devils Advocate

      There are a few Keanu movies that are terrible, that i still enjoy, that i refrained from listing.

      Devil's Advocate is pretty terrible, but i kind of like it.
      Constantine had nothing to do with the comic, but i enjoyed it as a film.
      Speed is kind of a classic
      A scanner darkly is awesome. forgot about that one.

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    35. Re:Keanu by Doctor+Morbius · · Score: 1

      Brad Pitt would have worked in that role.

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    36. Re:Keanu by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I think he deliberately underplays his role. I love him
      in Constantine (which I also refer to as his antiNeo flick:
      Angela/Rachel Weisz the cop pulls out a gun, and he almost
      sneers, That really won't help) because it made Rachel more
      interesting even though his is the title role.

      If I ever caught these on TV, i'd watch them right there: 1)
      Jonny Mnemonic and 2) Point Break, because he's With Busey.

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    37. Re:Keanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's kinda funny how people think stuffing a book into two hours is a travesty, yet also think that short stories shouldn't be made into movies.

    38. Re:Keanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then Keanu gets a brief cameo in a flashback where he dies.

    39. Re:Keanu by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Watch it a second time. I thought it was pretty good the first time around until I saw it again a couple of years ago. Oh god, the pain.

  5. Keanu was fine as Johnny Mnemonic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not every character in every story is Jesus Rambo.

    Johnny Mnemonic was not supposed to be the second coming.

    Case is no paragon either.

    1. Re:Keanu was fine as Johnny Mnemonic by torgis · · Score: 1

      Jesus Rambo? I love that guy!

  6. Splice? by Bj�rn · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have seen some of Vincenzo Natali's previous movies; Cube (very original), Cypher (cool SF thriller) and Nothing (funny and absurd fantasy). He is definitely an interesting director. But I have never heard of Splice. Is it worth tracking down a DVD of Splice?

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    1. Re:Splice? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It's still not even out in theaters (at least in the U.S.). They've been advertising it pretty heavily here, though.

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    2. Re:Splice? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      I have seen some of Vincenzo Natali's previous movies; Cube (very original), Cypher (cool SF thriller) and Nothing (funny and absurd fantasy). He is definitely an interesting director. But I have never heard of Splice. Is it worth tracking down a DVD of Splice?

      Splice is a relatively new movie that I've seen floating around the interwebs lately. It looks very interesting. Haven't been able to get my hands on a copy of it yet though.

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    3. Re:Splice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      splice is coming out to theaters soon, in America anyway.

    4. Re:Splice? by j.sanchez1 · · Score: 1

      Splice comes out June 4th. IMDB

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    5. Re:Splice? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have seen some of Vincenzo Natali's previous movies; Cube (very original), Cypher (cool SF thriller) and Nothing (funny and absurd fantasy). He is definitely an interesting director. But I have never heard of Splice. Is it worth tracking down a DVD of Splice?

      1- It's coming out in theaters soon, so I wouldn't try to find the DVD yet.

      2- It seems to be EXACTLY the same movie as "Species". I can only hope they have as much T&A.

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    6. Re:Splice? by Bj�rn · · Score: 1

      The first Species movie was decent flick, with a terrific Giger monster design. I guess I'll just have to wait and see then.

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    7. Re:Splice? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Interesting? More like terrible. "Scientists 'play god' with genetic engineering, create monster. Monster runs amok. Hilarity ensues." Honestly, I haven't seen a premise that bad, not to mention that unoriginal, in years...

    8. Re:Splice? by jackchance · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It seems to be EXACTLY the same movie as "Species". I can only hope they have as much T&A.

      I thought the same thing. The splice alien is not hot unfortuantely. i'll take a pass.

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    9. Re:Splice? by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen a premise that [...] unoriginal, in years...

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    10. Re:Splice? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I suppose that depends what you're into. Yiff you know what I mean.

    11. Re:Splice? by Chess+Piece+Face · · Score: 1

      1. Unless you live in Hong Kong.

      2. Adrien Brody was on Ferguson last night talking about taking his parents to the premiere and forgetting that he *spoiler* has sex with the creature.

  7. How will they do the zero-G scenes? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Oh, I know, they'll pay $200M to the Russians to take the actors and cameramen to the ISS.

    Too bad we didn't finalize and build a follow on to the Shuttle 15 years ago.

                    mark

    1. Re:How will they do the zero-G scenes? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just like how they had to film Apollo 13.

      Oh wait, no not at all like that. Do you seriously think that every time someone makes a movie with zero-g scenes they have to blast everyone into space?

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    2. Re:How will they do the zero-G scenes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basic physics fail. You don't need to go into outer space to simulate zero-g. How do you think they did it for Apollo 13? Hint: plane+parabolic arc.

    3. Re:How will they do the zero-G scenes? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I bet they'll cut some zero-G scenes but not for technical reasons : remember that they first get there to meet some stoned rastas.

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    4. Re:How will they do the zero-G scenes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, Firefly had better space scenes than any movie I've seen. And that was a relatively inexpensive TV series.

    5. Re:How will they do the zero-G scenes? by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is, will they be getting Robert Silverberg to write the promotional novel, too? I think the movie poster will look something like this:

      "Vincenzo Natali's adaptaton of William Gibson's novel will be as good or perhaps better than the original novel itself. I am looking forward to watching it soon in a theater and may even bring my kids. Most likely I will purchase popcorn and a large diet soda."
      --Robert Silverberg

    6. Re:How will they do the zero-G scenes? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      If I recall correctly, they take a plane high up in the air, and do a dive straight down, causing that weightlessness effect. And when Paxton barfed, I believe that was a legit puke, and not faked. I think thats what I heard in the director's commentary, anyways.

    7. Re:How will they do the zero-G scenes? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Do you seriously think that every time someone makes a movie with zero-g scenes they have to blast everyone into space?

      Well, Kubrick did it for 2001: A Space Odyssey, and that was before we had even landed on the moon!

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    8. Re:How will they do the zero-G scenes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they usually just use wires.

    9. Re:How will they do the zero-G scenes? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      We never landed on the moon, you insensitive clod!

  8. Will there be floppy disks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone saves the world using a floppy disk, I want to see it.

    1. Re:Will there be floppy disks? by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      Forget that. I want to the the scene where someone gets killed over a few kilobytes of RAM.

  9. I am for any Keanu Free version... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Unless of course, he plays the voice of the AI, which would be an entertaining twist.

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    1. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by TheCycoONE · · Score: 1

      I can't really see Keanu as having an airy sing-song voice like Wintermute was suppose to have (IIRC) I think they need one of those old mechanical speech synthesizers they built in the 1800s.

    2. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that make the AI ... dunno, a bit too inhuman, sterile and emotionless?

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    3. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by AkumaKuruma · · Score: 1

      good thing the character that Keanu played in Johnny Mnemonic doesnt exist in neuromancer then.

    4. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      True, Keanu might not have the range to play a disembodied computer voice. Ahhh-nold, perhaps?

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    5. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by netsavior · · Score: 1

      Johnny was mentioned (by Molly). Placing the events of Neuromancer after the events of Johnny Mnemonic.

    6. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      They could go with Ellen McClain instead, but the mood in the theater would probably be wrecked by the sound of "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" shouted from the back rows...

    7. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by AkumaKuruma · · Score: 1

      Johnny Mnemonic was written directly as the prequel to Neuromancer. It was also written directly as a screenplay. the book version came after the movie.

    8. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by dido · · Score: 1

      If you mean Wintermute, Wintermute has no innate personality, and just steals stuff from Case's brain to place a veneer of personality over himself. He most often appeared to Case as the Finn, and I don't think that'd be a good role for Keanu unless he's grown short, fat, and buck-toothed since I last saw him. And as for Neuromancer, he appears as a Brazilian youth. I doubt that would work. Keanu's so white his eyes look like two piss-holes in a snowbank...

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    9. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "Johnny Mnemonic" was written 3 years before Neuromancer and was a novella, not a book. So I guess his point stands.

    10. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by AkumaKuruma · · Score: 1

      Ahh. you sir are correct. Johnny was a short story published in 1981 in Omni magazine. Neuromancer was written in 1984. For those interested in reading the original story, it is included in Burning Chrome

    11. Re:I am for any Keanu Free version... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Burning Chrome, I highly recommend it to anyone who isn't familiar with his shorter work. The only books of Gibson's I could really get into were Neuromancer and Spook Country, but I found his stories way more entertaining.

  10. Yeah, tell me about it, buddy by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good for you, pal. I've been writing Phillip K. Dick screenplay adaptations for years, and that sonofabitch has YET to approve even ONE of them!

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    1. Re:Yeah, tell me about it, buddy by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what a dick.

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  11. I'd like to point out by silentbrad · · Score: 2, Informative

    that Vincenzo Natali is also the writer/director of Cube, an awesome move. Whereas Splice doesn't exactly look like it's going to be winning any awards (according to imdb, Cube won 13).

  12. The important thing is by Herkum01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    at least Natali promised 'No Keanu'.

    EXCELLENT!!! *Air Guitar plays in the background*

    1. Re:The important thing is by masmullin · · Score: 1

      Wooh!

    2. Re:The important thing is by egcagrac0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm more worried about who plays Molly.

      Keanu is too old to make a convincing Case.

    3. Re:The important thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least Natali promised 'No Keanu'.

      EXCELLENT!!! *Air Guitar plays in the background*

      When an air guitar plays in the background what does it sound like?

    4. Re:The important thing is by Tukz · · Score: 1

      Think "Waynes World".

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    5. Re:The important thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Kelly Hu would be a great choice. I always thought her role in X-Men 2 as Lady Deathstrike was very similar to how I envisioned Molly to be: the sharp claws, martial arts athleticism, and someone who appears to have a dark past.

    6. Re:The important thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think "Waynes World".

      That was Tia Carrere (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105793/ )

      and not Kelly Hu (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=lady%20deathstrike&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi )

    7. Re:The important thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm more worried about who plays Molly.

      If this were made 15 years ago, I would have picked someone like Linda Fiorentino, Gina Gershon or Michelle Forbes (Ensign Ro).

    8. Re:The important thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to cast my vote for either Emma Stone or Mary Elizabeth Winstead. I see Molly as a brunette.

  13. Looks like some good torrents are out already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Splice comes out June 4th.

    Cool. Know any goot torrents of the film?

    Ah, here ya go.

  14. Haters - No Keanu? by kindbud · · Score: 4, Funny

    Instead, the role of Case will be played by Ben Affleck. Whoah!

    That's what hating on Keanu gets you.

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  15. Why would The Matrix stop anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They talk about The Matrix being a more of a detriment to the making of more of these types movies. For me, The Matrix went downhill as soon as the reality behind the simulation was revealed. And after that point The Matrix devolved into a series of arbitrary rules that merely served as a framework for standard-issue last minute escapes and virtual fruit-cart tipping.

    The Matrix doesn't kill the future for cyberspace movies, it only makes me long for a more satisfying version.

  16. Way too late! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem is, "Neuromancer" was cutting edge in 1984. If they had made it into a movie within 10 years, they might have had a shot at succeeding, but now cyberpunk is mainstream and all the ideas that were new and different in Neuromancer have become cliché thanks to other films and TV shows introducing it in piecemeal fashion.

    "Durr" has it right farther down the thread - "Neuromancer: The Movie" will look like it's just following in the footsteps of dated crappy cyberpunkish movies.

    1. Re:Way too late! by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      I think the "movie" that plays in my head when I read Gibson's prose is probably better than anything that Hollywood could come up with anyway.

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    2. Re:Way too late! by demiurgency · · Score: 1

      There is the chance that it might work and not come across as a "me too". I find that genres tend to work in cycles. Take the fantasy genre, for instance. It was pretty big in the late seventies / eighties. Then it became tired and cliche, and laid dormant for 10-15 years until LoTR and Harry Potter brought it mainstream again. New technology and new film-making technique were able to reinvigorate the genre. In this way, whole genres tend to be "rebooted" the same way that film franchises (Star Trek) get "rebooted".

      "Neuromancer: The Movie" could be timed to spark the "reboot" of the cyberpunk genre. Cyber-tech was very big in the early nineties, but then died off. With the popularization of iPhones and other portable tech, the genre is again ripe territory for the imagination of the average movie-goer. Also the looming threat of global-multinational companies and the whole planet going to hell is more center-stage than it's ever been.

      However, we might still be too close to the release of "the Matrix" for it to work. Another three to five years maybe?

    3. Re:Way too late! by SECProto · · Score: 1

      I am currently reading it for the first time, and you are right on the bat ... stuff it writes about as though it should be revolutionary or worthy of explanation is actually old hat. I have trouble getting into the mindset of a near-term-scifi written before i was born.

    4. Re:Way too late! by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Neuromancer: The Movie" will look like it's just following in the footsteps of dated crappy cyberpunkish movies.

      Ah the insightful words of a true visionary...
      If everybody thought like you did, we wouldn't even have sci-fi to begin with.

    5. Re:Way too late! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly how is cyberpunk "mainstream". Seriously. Show me more than 3 movies this year, that would be classified as cyberpunk. I'm waiting.

    6. Re:Way too late! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Exactly how is cyberpunk "mainstream". Seriously. Show me more than 3 movies this year, that would be classified as cyberpunk. I'm waiting.

      Dude, when you've got Hollywood blockbusters featuring characters with cybernetic implants and battling in VR, it's mainstream.

      You can argue that's not what cyberpunk's really about (and you'd be right) but everybody has seen all the pieces of "Neuromancer" in dozens of movies and shows by now.

    7. Re:Way too late! by wdef · · Score: 1
      He (j00r0mzcxvfg ... or whatever that handle is) has a point except now Neuromancer would be best served by being treated as an alternate world story rather than a futuristic parable. The producers should have some dashes of David Cronenberg (not too much please!) and just a hint David Lynch for that, and quite a bit of Ridley Scott at his peak for gritty techno realism.

      Neuromancer was a true original, a great book with a breathtakingly fresh take on the future while paying serious homage to various fictional forms and icons of the past. There are elements of Philip K Dick, Bradbury, Asimov, Chandler etc within Neuromancer, not to mention that defining splash of film noir. And GIbson's influences from post war literary fiction is also apparent in both style (economical, tight, muscular prose - it's damn well written) and characterizations. The cosmic scope of his imagination became even more jaw-droppingly apparent in the sequel, Count Zero.

      Younguns who weren't out of nappies in the '80s could be forgiven for not understanding what a revelation that book was. Many of us had stopped reading scifi altogether - it had stopped having anything to say. The "internet" as such did not exist for consumers. Portable computers, luggables, were yet to arrive. And here was this book, the book that first coined the term "cyberspace".

      Many of the ideas in Neuromancer got morphed and diluted into other books and films. Could a film do justice to this iconic book? Maybe.

    8. Re:Way too late! by kria · · Score: 1

      I was going to contradict you, but I was a good girl and checked things. Vernor Vinge's True Names didn't use the term cyberspace, just the concept.

      Thought I'd share just because it is still interesting.

      I read Neuromancer in the mid-90's, and still found it an interesting read, though I did have the urge to through a bucket of soapy water over everything, with the dark and gritty descriptions.

    9. Re:Way too late! by sh00z · · Score: 1
      Except that cell phones made the most exciting moment in "Neuromancer" obsolete (I won's spoil it for those who haven't read, but it involves a bank of pay phones)

      GP is right, it's not going to look so cutting edge any more. I mean, where can you sell 8 MB of RAM for enough cash to get high?

  17. Vincenzo Natali by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Writer/director Vincenzo Natali is responsible for several other SF-related films aside from the aforementioned Splice. most notably the cult classic Cube.

  18. Wyld Stallyns!!!!!!!! by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    at least Natali promised 'No Keanu'.

    EXCELLENT!!! *Air Guitar plays in the background*

    Wyld Stallyns!!!!!!! totally awesome man!

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  19. Dear Lord by naz404 · · Score: 1

    Speaking of horrible acting, PLEASE NO HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN!!!

    The guy absolutely ruined Darth Vader (and Star Wars)

    1. Re:Dear Lord by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's entirely fair to blame him for that. George Lucas deserves at least some of it...

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    2. Re:Dear Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never understood why people whined about the whole Anakin Skywalker thing - sure, he was pretty wooden and stiff in Episodes 2 and 3. But he's playing a PSYCHOPATH with nigh-unlimited magical powers pretending that he's doesn't just want to kill everyone he sees; "emotionally uninvolved" is probably a good way to describe the character's mental state...

    3. Re:Dear Lord by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Emotionally uninvolved? Sure. Whiny bitch? No. Go back and watch the scenes where he bitches about not being on the council, not getting respect, being held back. The ideal way to play it would have been less whiny, more seething rage. What kills me is I've seen Hayden in other roles, and he can sort of act.

      Also, personally, I thought that Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic was okay. It wasn't exactly a high budget film, and his acting was way beyond anyone else in the movie. Except maybe Jones.

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    4. Re:Dear Lord by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is similar to why everyone criticises Anthony Hopkins' role as Hannibal Lecter. He's playing a PSYCHOPATH with genius level mental abilities pretending he doesn't just want to eat everyone he sees.

      Oh wait, Anthony Hopkins was fucking excellent as Hannibal Lecter, he even won an Academy Award for it. This sort of role doesn't demand poor acting in any way. Hayden Christensen was awful, there is nothing else too it.

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    5. Re:Dear Lord by spidercoz · · Score: 1

      yeah, much like you can't entirely blame Keanu for the Matrix, you can't entirely blame Hayden for Star Wars

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    6. Re:Dear Lord by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Shia LeBoof!

    7. Re:Dear Lord by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Also, personally, I thought that Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic was okay.

      Yeah, I didn't really get what the fuss was about either. Plus, I've never coveted an article of clothing as much as the suit he wore in that movie.

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  20. Approval by Gibson? by AceJohnny · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article says he even ran it by Gibson.

    It does not, however, say that Gibson approved it.

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    1. Re:Approval by Gibson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they should run it by W.TQuick, inventor of the Matrix as well?
      His two books "Dreams of Flesh and Sand" and "Dreams of Gods and Men" seem to fit the bill...

    2. Re:Approval by Gibson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just reading the Wikipedia article on 2010, and I suspect Gibson's approval was about as unglamorous as "He more or less said, 'Sure. Go do it. I don't care.' "

    3. Re:Approval by Gibson? by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I want to know when the movie about Second life is going to be made?

      Oh, wait.. Sorry, Snow Crash, not Second Life.

      Kind of creepy how accurate that book was in many ways, for how old it is.

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    4. Re:Approval by Gibson? by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Kind of creepy how accurate that book was in many ways, for how old it is.

      Only if you grossly exaggerate the capabilities and importance of Second Life.

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  21. Re:This fP for GNAVA by torgis · · Score: 1

    Dude, you took the words right out of my mouth.

  22. Natali's interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Found this using google search: http://www.cinematical.com/2010/05/25/interview-vincenzo-natali-explains-how-to-crack-neuromancer/

    Cinematical: What do you think is the key to cracking it for the big screen?

    Natali: I think it always comes down to character. I think it's about understanding who Case is and getting his story down. I've read other drafts of the script and they've had good things in them, but they never seem to hold together. And I think part of the problem, and I believe William Gibson would agree with this, but the ending is, shall we say... somewhat ambiguous and not that well defined. In thinking about how I wanted to make the movie version of that book work, I had to start with the end, figure that out first and work backwards from there.

    My take on it really is a story of redemption. Case, as a classic noir hero in a sense, is someone who at first appears to be completely in it for himself. He plumbs the depths of the cybernetic underworld and then comes out and reveals that there is more to him than we first thought. It all starts with him.

    But I also think you can be quite faithful to the book. I think the movie can and should have a kind of literary structure to it, it shouldn't be a traditional film structure. I think we can have moments where we go into the past and digress. I'm sure one of the issues other writers have faced in writing the adaptation is that there's so much detail that you can get lost in it. I think you have to hone it down a little bit but also allow yourself to flashback to the Screaming Fist or tell Molly's story; just have a chapter in the movie that goes into the past. I think audiences are more than sophisticated enough to handle that.

    That actually excites me, I like the idea of having it being a science fiction film but also having more of a highbrow structure to it.

    1. Re:Natali's interview by flink · · Score: 1

      My take on it really is a story of redemption. Case, as a classic noir hero in a sense, is someone who at first appears to be completely in it for himself.

      *** spoliers ***

      I don't know that I agree that Case is ever really redeemed. Sure he saves his own ass, but what does he do with his reward? Buys a new liver and cyberspace deck so he can go back to abusing drugs and making money as a criminal. Molly ends up leaving him as well.

      I'd argue that he's materially better off than when the story starts, but spiritually he's in pretty much the same place. But that jibes with the idea of him being a noir hero anyway. A noir protagonist is supposed to fall short of redemption, usually because they are unable or unwilling to use the opportunity they are given to grow beyond their own flaws.

      That's my take at any rate. The ending is sort of open-ended, so it's open to debate. Anyway it looks like this guy is pretty thoughtful and is putting a lot of effort into his adaptation, so I'm excited to see how it turns out (if it ever gets beyond just another dead-end screenplay, that is).

    2. Re:Natali's interview by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      I still pick up the book from time to time. Right, you guessed
      it, the bathroom library.

      Maybe now some of the tech might be dated, so I wouldn't mind if
      the tech took a backseat and let's see the movie define the
      characters.

      I have Cypher. (Having Lucy Liu doesn't hurt.) I'd like to see
      how this director makes Neuromancer and not have Hollywood spoil
      his vision.

      I'd like to see how the Finn looks =) because that movie playing
      in my head cast the Admiral Ackbar in there, and he sucks. I said
      'looks like a gopher, not a fish!

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    3. Re:Natali's interview by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      You're correct in that Case is never a hero that rises above 'saving his own ass'. Neuromancer's plan was contingent upon one trait elucidated in the novel -

      "He came in steep, fueled by self-loathing. When the Kuang program met the first of the defenders, scattering the leaves of light, he felt the shark thing lose a degree of substantiality, the fabric of information loosening. And then - old alchemy of the brain and its vast pharmacy - his hate flowed into his hands. In the instant before he drove Kuang's sting through the base of the first tower, he attained a level of proficiency exceeding anything he'd known or imagined. Beyond ego, beyond personality, beyond awareness, he moved, Kuang moving with him, evading his attackers with an ancient dance, Hideo's dance, grace of the mind-body interface granted him, in that second, by the clarity and singleness of his wish to die."

      Case was never a hero. He wasn't even out to save his own ass. He was at the end of his rope and WANTED TO DIE. If that ain't an antihero, I don't know what is.

  23. So who owns Molly? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

    The last time I check someone else owned the rights to Molly Millions, not Gibson (ie. Johnny Mnemonic's female protagonist an aptly named, "Jane"). Seems like a bad foot to start on.

    1. Re:So who owns Molly? by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      Amen. Neuromancer without Molly isn't worth watching.

    2. Re:So who owns Molly? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Really? Who would that be? It wasn't whoever did the Johnny Mnemonic movie - there was no Molly in that.

    3. Re:So who owns Molly? by Zerth · · Score: 2, Informative

      The reason JM character was named "Jane" was because they were still shopping Neuromancer and didn't want to block the bigger deal if the buyer wanted an exclusivity contract.

      Not because Gibson didn't have the rights.

  24. Re:Haters - No Keanu? by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

    Instead, the role of Case will be played by Ben Affleck.

    Really? I heard it was going to be Will Smith.

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  25. Hmmm by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    I'm ok with this as long as Michael Bay and George Lucas have nothing to do with it.

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  26. Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by netsavior · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The problem with Neuromancer is that a lot of the scenery and the backdrop itself is based on a pre-Tokyo exchange crash economy, in which everyone just assumed Japan would rule the world soon(ish). The whole feel of the story would be lost, I think now that the parts that could, have already come true, and the parts that haven't come true never will.

    Snowcrash has a much better shot, since it pretty much assumed corporations (masquerading around as governments, churches, and media companies) will eventually take over everything. The backdrop still works.

    Stephenson's Metaverse is a candied playground populated by everyone, ruled by the technological elite and the corporations who hire them, a safe place to which we see the very first danger unleashed. Gibson's cyberspace is a wild frontier rife with danger, populated exclusively by the technological elite cowboys, who risk life and sanity every day. In the modern real life, Internet access is pervasive and a wide audience will accept "OMG this thing we all do IS dangerous, people could get a computer virus!!!" but you will find a hard sell on "you know that cool web-surfing thing, well these guys nearly die doing it, and that is why they are badass, and Case, well, he almost dies a lot." huh???

    1. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      Gibson's setting isn't plausible given recent history, but it still has a unique flavor that makes for a good book, and possibly a good movie.

    2. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      I finally finished the Sprawl Trilogy about a month ago and I'm almost through re-reading Neuromancer again as a refresher. After reading these great novels, I'm almost of the opinion that there is way too much information and too much detail to cram into a 2-hour movie. Gibson went through a lot of pains to explain the story background without going into a "flashback" style of writing. The novels are also way to character driven to try to explain their motiviations and personalities in a short time slot. Although the movie sounds like a great idea, I have the gut feeling that it would be a huge let down like the other Gibson novels that have been made into films (ie Johnny Mneumonic and New Rose Hotel).

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    3. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      no problem really, translate that Japanese influence that permeates Neuromancer into movie with a heavy Chinese / Indian fusion cultural influence on the west. problem solved.

    4. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by tomcode · · Score: 1

      And he traded 3 megabytes of RAM for a plane ticket to Australia.

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    5. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 1

      Whilst I still think that a Neuromancer movie could be awesome, I definitely agree that Snowcrash would make an excellent adaptation. It's got a high enough mix of action and humour that could jump straight onto the film.

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    6. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not simply change the backdrop to China??

    7. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      Because China won't let you cross the border with a neural prosthetic of any sort installed.

    8. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just swap out Japan and insert China. If we keep borrowing money from them it might actually happen.

      But no, Snowcrash wouldn't work so well. It's written for preteen script kiddies who think that second life is the future. Now, I may be a little biased. I got to the part where the bad-ass gunwielding katana-preffering main character turns out to be a pizza boy and I had to put the book down for 5 years. That was on page two or three I believe. I nearly put the book down again when it was revealed that pizza delivery is actually somewhat important. It's just sort of a logical gag reflex I have.

      It's a decent book, but only you realize it's a satirical parody of reality and the world is shaped by the two main characters viewpoints. While it has a lot of neat ideas, the overall book sucks. And, come on, the ending? Killing people with ancient Summarian mind-hacks? Really?

    9. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by netsavior · · Score: 1

      It's a decent book, but only you realize it's a satirical parody of reality and the world is shaped by the two main characters viewpoints.

      hi, my name is speculative fiction, have we met?

      you have just described the goal of speculative fiction, and indeed most fiction in general.

    10. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by blair1q · · Score: 1

      So set it in Shenzhen.

      Where the sky is already the color of a television tuned to a dead channel. And falling bodies.

    11. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by lgw · · Score: 1

      Your opinions on literature might be interesting if you can ever master the complexity of the capital letter. Most people figure this out by 3rd grade, but keep trying!

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    12. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, they aren't bodies until they finish falling.

      (AC because I'm a coward, and it's an average joke in poor taste)

    13. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Pizza delivery is a very important job.
      Fed-ex has been replaced by skater-punks.

      Foreseeing that cheap gasoline will run out is reasonable. Having robot unicorns as the main alternative form of transportation simply because one of the characters likes unicorns is unreasonable, and makes for a shitty book.

    14. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by wdef · · Score: 1

      pretty much assumed corporations (masquerading around as governments, churches, and media companies) will eventually take over everything

      Gibson did exactly that in what is effectively a sequel, Count Zero, except he went further and had the corporations themselves dwarfed by cyber entities that had become God-like.

      Snow Crash is inventive and very clever but it doesn't have Gibson's literary feel nor the depth of his characters. Snow Crash seemed to me to also be self-consciously trying to be post-mod "cool" eg pizza delivery samurai boys - yeah, right. Neuromancer did not seem be trying quite so hard and was more about the prose.

    15. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by netsavior · · Score: 1

      May 27, 1986
      Dear Poster,

      Welcome to Usenet! This is a mostly casual environment where the rules of grammar are often ignored. There is no need to format your posts as proper memos or formal letters, this is an open and informal discussion similar to speaking aloud.

      Sincerely,
      Everyone else.

    16. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was PC90000000!!!1

    17. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by netsavior · · Score: 1

      I really tend to agree with you about Sprawl vs Snowcrash on the literary side, however the same things that make Gibson's books better, make Snowcrash more suited for a popcorn blockbuster.

    18. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by lgw · · Score: 1

      Any time you write, you want to do a bare minimum of compliance with the rules of spelling and grammar out of simple politeness to your reader, as you did in your post. Casual writing is different from formal writing, but it's also different from unedited stream-of-consciousness. There are still rules for casual writing.

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    19. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by netsavior · · Score: 1

      and capitalization is hardly one of them. Grammar trolling is the last bastion of the inept debater. I am sorry if I was the first one to tell you that.

      Also of all the bad spelling and awkward sentences I write, this is the first time I have seen anyone "capitalization troll" ever. Bravo.

    20. Re:Neuromancer still hedges on old ideas by lgw · · Score: 1

      You'll note I wasn't using your inability to communicate as an argument against your point (whatever it might have been), but noting it as objectionable in and of itself. Failed capitalization is quickly becoming the bane of the internet - did we somehow fail to teach a generation how to use the "shift" key? I don't get it. People are failing to capitalize "I", and unless you're a lifestyle submissive, there's just no excuse for that.

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  27. Everything ever published has a screenplay written by Sir+Realist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everything ever published has at least one screenplay based on it.

    Seriously. If there aren't half a dozen screenplays floating around Hollywood based on the grafitti at Central Station, I'll eat my socks. Its not worth fussing over. The fact the the movie rights to something have been bought is equally unworthy of notice; they regularly buy up rights to things that might possibly one day seem like a good idea, or even just buy up the rights to things that they think would compete against something they have in production, just to keep someone else from using it.

    Now when you hear that they've hired some cameramen and actors and are starting production, _then_ you can get excited (or horrified, or whatever your reaction to hearing that one of your favorite tales is about to be Hollywoodized is.)

  28. Re:Haters - No Keanu? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

    Now now. Will Smith acts in many bad movies (and a few good ones), but he isn't a bad actor in general. Ben Affleck and Keanu Reeves are a totally different story.

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  29. Re:Haters - No Keanu? by wilder_card · · Score: 1

    Ben Affleck is a much better actor than Reeves. Of course, so's the guy who told me he needed $5 for gas so he could drive his car back home...
    I seriously think Johnny Mnemonic would have been pretty good if we didn't have to watch Reeves trying to show emotion. That was painful.

  30. Movie fantasy by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

    In my Neuromancer movie fantasy, it's anime (even if it's not made in Japan), with Daniel Clowes in charge of character design.

    .

  31. get the DP from Narc by waambulance · · Score: 1

    i dont want some super-serious "oscar" contender with a pedigree. i want the 'tude. it should be scrappy. half of the enjoyment of film should be its "look". eye-candy all the way. i dont care if its written badly, acted badly, or whatever. as long is it LOOKS SWEET. the book was never about the dialogue or the "plot". it was always about the 'tude. in the writing. in the characters. in the plot. etc. that 'tude should permeate through the entire film.

  32. "No Keanu" by ProteusQ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Woah!

  33. Blame where blame is due... by butterflysrage · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's be clear... LUCAS ruined it. He did a great job when he was just ripping off Norse myth (and didn't even bother to change most of the names, Luke, Leia, Anakin, Skywalker, Tatooine... all right out of the original Norse), but when he had to actually make up his own content you got Midi-chlorians ...

    Watch Jumpers, Christensen did a very good job in that.

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    1. Re:Blame where blame is due... by jackchance · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Watch Jumpers, Christensen did a very good job in that.

      You musta been on some seriously good drugs while watching jumpers if you thought Christensen could act.

      Can you hook me up with your dealer?

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    2. Re:Blame where blame is due... by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      good acting != good movie. Jumpers had plot holes large enough to drive a bus through, but his acting was well done given the script he was handed.

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    3. Re:Blame where blame is due... by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Watch Shattered Glass.

      Yes, Hayden Christensen can act.

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    4. Re:Blame where blame is due... by Macrat · · Score: 1

      >

      Watch Jumpers, Christensen did a very good job in that.

      Bad example.

  34. Re:Haters - No Keanu? by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

    Your .sig is brilliant.

    This is wholly off topic, but it had to be said.

  35. Written a screenplay??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, hadn't Gibson already written a screenplay for Neuromancer. Last I had heard he was waiting for technology to catch up to his vision.

  36. ambivalent by clustro · · Score: 1

    Hollywood will probably do an unbelievably shitty job. It will just be like all the other drivel they make - dumbed down for the masses, filled with fake-looking CG special effects, and T&A.

    1. Re:ambivalent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and T&A.

      Whats wrong with T and A? I am a 35 year old heterosexual male and I find that attractive women are fun to look at. Molly Millions was essentially a prostitute so why not make her attractive?

      I can understand why Christians are against T and A. I can understand why feminists and the PC crowd are against T and A. But why are you so against it? Are you some right wing Christian nutjob who feels that womens bodys are shameful? Are you some ultra politically correct leftist who thinks that showing T and A is somehow "degrading" to women?

  37. Re:Haters - No Keanu? by twidarkling · · Score: 1

    Will Smith isn't a bad actor?

    So... Which Earth is this? 2? 3? 75? Pick any 4 Will Smith movies and he'll be passable *at best* in 2 of them, and playing a wise-cracking jackass in 3 of them. And if you really want to destroy your opinion of Will Smith, watch Shark Tale.

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  38. Dune by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    ...still want a Neuromancer movie?

    1. Re:Dune by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Sweet!

      ...uh...

  39. Visuals? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Not sure how well some the visuals of the novel will translate to the movie, fear the same kind of visual effects that they use to represent the "virtual" world that plagued movies since Tron and maybe earlier. If i have to choose a sci-fi movie for translating the visuals to movie, probably would pick Hyperion (at least the "virtual" experience is pictured in the same way in the novel, and the Shrike should put any movie monster from Alien to date into shame) and maybe in a second place Ender's Game (children in no gravity fight? have a lot of potential for good and evil)

    1. Re:Visuals? by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Gibson was pretty explicit about what hacking looked like. It looked like riding a white shark.

      You can't not make that look ridiculous to a year-2010 audience.

      But then, I'm in that minority who thinks that William Gibson is extremely overrated as a novelist. I read Neuromancer at the recommendation of a friend in college; it was just-OK. I read Pattern Recognition too, and remember being annoyed by the feeling that Gibson was one of those fools who tries way too hard to be hip without knowing what the hell is actually going on -- like these people. And his collaboration with Bruce Sterling on The Difference Engine was just disappointing.

      Anything they do, Stephenson does better. Except the Baroque Cycle. My god is that tedious.

    2. Re:Visuals? by wdef · · Score: 1

      I gave up on that fat Stephenson book from his baroque thing (I forget what it was called - the one with Newton and the Royal Society etc). I hated the way it changed gears. I disagree that he is superior to Gibson - GIbson is a far superior prose stylist. I think Gibson's problem is that he peaked early in some ways and it's hard to top - Burning Chrome and Neuromancer were great books.

  40. Wy not one of his newer books? by AffidavitDonda · · Score: 1

    If they found out after 25 years, that Gibson is good enough to make a film, why don't they use some of the later books? Like "Idoru" or "Pattern Recognition"? While I liked "Neuromancer", characters, plot and language in his later books where far more developed.

    1. Re:Wy not one of his newer books? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      movie making business never wants to prematurely shoot the sequel wad...

  41. Natali, Really? by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 1

    I can appreciate Cube, but this is not the guy to do Neuromancer. I mean, yeah, Neuromancer is a little cheezy too at parts, but it is a seminal work, far, far beyond anything Natali has done as far as foresight and depth writing-wise. Take away the unique aesthetics of Cube and it's just another WTF-is-going-on-style horror movie -- it's strength is not so much the script. Neuromancer deserves better treatment. I hope this attempt fails like all the other film attempts because I'd rather see no film than a mediocre one. Perhaps going against some of my argument, I'd like to see Shane Carruth who made Primer take a whack at Neuromancer.

  42. Keanu could play Armitage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't he supposed to have like virtually no personality and just stair blankly when he isn't talking? Never mind, still too demanding a role.

  43. Re:Haters - No Keanu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, Shia Lebouf is the new Keanu.

  44. Actually, yes by axl917 · · Score: 1

    ...still want a Neuromancer movie?

    I think Neuromancer in David Lynch's hands would be quite good. Imagine him handling the Molly-Peter interactions, esp the state performance? Surreal.

  45. So in other words... by axl917 · · Score: 1

    Stephenson's Metaverse is like Facebook, while Gibson's Matrix is like chatroulette?

  46. Re:Haters - No Keanu? by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm basically with you. He was good in Enemy of the State, but in too many other of his movies (e.g., I, Robot) he just plays... Will Smith. So if you need a good guy with a swagger, I guess you can typecast him, but that's not really acting...

  47. contract or gtfo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuromancer#Film_projects http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/blog/2007_05_01_archive.asp says: "I'VE FORGOTTEN MORE NEUROMANCER FILM DEALS THAN YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF ... As the old saying goes, I'll believe it when I see it."

  48. Low expectations. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    A few of the more dated aspects of Neuromancer could be easily adjusted to suit the global situation today, i.e. Japanese corporations having such a massive presence. I'm also not concerned with the film adaptation, assuming they have competent writers. The problem is that too many movie producers seem to suffer from this idiotic obsession of cramming in as many scenes from the book as they possibly can. So you end up with what basically comes off like summary of the book. Dune is a great example of this. Watch that movie without having read the book and you wont have a clue what is going on.

    My primary, concern, beyond the general dumbing down of the novel, is the tone. The novel depicted a gritty, decaying world. It's somewhat consistent with the depiction of urban environments seen in other novels and movies of the era. It might have been taken to an absurd degree at times, but I do think it's more convincing than what is found in sci-fi movies today. Sci-fi movies nowadays vacillate between these sickeningly pristine unblemished utopias or comically pseudo-apocalyptic monochromatic devastation. And with either approach too many movies nowadays have this artificial patina to them. The effects are more amazing than every before, and it's pretty much possible to depict anything we can imagine, and yet they're incapable or unwilling to just make a scene feel natural. There's too much of a fixation on the material. Gadgets are used with great fanfare. And vistas don't simply establish setting, but are there to remind us of how awesome this world supposedly is.

    Of course the biggest threat of all is that Neuromancer is turned into a stupid action movie with a lame overwrought romance to appeal to a wider audience. That said, I'm looking forward to a movie adaptation, but my expectations are very low.

  49. Re:Haters - No Keanu? by spidercoz · · Score: 1

    Casey Affleck would be better

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  50. Re:yes, shane carruth would be awesome by waambulance · · Score: 1

    i thought i was the only one who had seen that movie. lol.

  51. I dare any cinematographer by idontgno · · Score: 1

    to try to capture "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."

    Good luck with that.

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    1. Re:I dare any cinematographer by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Haha. Seen Avatar?

      The hard part isn't faking it to look that way.

      The hard part is getting anyone under the age of 20 to know what a dead channel looks like.

      Unless maybe you render it in #0000FF, with a blinking "searching for signal" emblazoned across it...

    2. Re:I dare any cinematographer by metacell · · Score: 1

      Sure, with computer graphics you could make the sky look *exactly* like an analog television tuned to a dead channel, but that would be missing the point. It wouldn't necessarily capture the feel of the writing.

    3. Re:I dare any cinematographer by blair1q · · Score: 1

      so you put in some visual poetry to make up for the missing verbal poetry

      like the floating billboard ships lazily cruising the spaces between the skyscrapers in blade runner. toss some vangelis on top, and you've got cinematic gold

    4. Re:I dare any cinematographer by metacell · · Score: 1

      True.

  52. Crowd Source it by jhhl · · Score: 1

    The way to make this is to crowd source it, like with Star Wars Uncut. Apply 2010s social networking technology to 1980s sci-fi. Make sure the aesthetic is true to the 80s if you can - pixels aplenty, 320x240, and of course, extra credit for making your scene on an Amiga. Or at least LOOK like it.

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  53. Sith & Rabbit Telephone Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *STHNRABITEL...

    No, it's the Sith & Rabbit Telephone Company. The rabbit appears to bring the speed of communication for marketing and the Sith, well I guess billing, customer service, corporate relations and government lobbying would be a bit obvious huh?

    Hmmm... never mind. This is what they all are anyways.

  54. One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paleofuturistic. Make it look like '70s FS, pretend that future envisioned in 1984 actually came to pass, and run with it.

    Trying to reconcile NM with modern events and technology would place it at the intersection of Hollywood and Wrong.

    (To this day, I refuse to watch "Johnny Mnemonic". It was in the first Omni magazine I ever bought FFS. Just...no. No.)

  55. Another one down the gutter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And just what difference does a new screenplay make? It's not like we didn't have Neuromancer screenplays before. Just check out the one at scifiscripts, written by none other than William Gibson himself.

    Over the decades, we had many attempts to bring Neuromancer to the big screen. I remember the hype ten years ago, when Chris Cunningham was supposed to direct. Then another two years ago, in which Hayden Christensen was supposed to play Case. Both were aborted, and probably it's better this way. Even now there is a Neuromancer entry under IMDb, due to come out in 2011. Don't hold your breath on this one, either.

    My guess is that major studios have realized that the mainstream interest in cyberpunk is gone, and view such a project too risky. That some individuals still like to play with the idea, is unlikely to change anything.

  56. will they use Billy Idol for the soundtrack? by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    his neuromancer album is one of his best. but it's about as dated as the neuromancer novel (which is still one of my favorites)

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  57. Re:Haters - No Keanu? by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

    IMHO, Ben Affleck isn't half bad when he's behind the camera, and Casey's definitely the better actor.

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  58. This is great news! by CondeZer0 · · Score: 1

    > No studio is attached to the project, but at least Natali promised 'No Keanu'.

    Thank God!

    And really, of all directors left after Kubrick died, I think Natali is one of the very few qualified to do the job. Cube was one of the best films of the 90's, and one of the best science fiction films of the last twenty years.

    And I really hope that he follows William Gibson's advice.

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