Steak-Scented Billboard Entices Drivers
In addition to car exhaust and road grime, travelers along Highway 150 in North Carolina can now enjoy the smell of a barbecue thanks to a new billboard. The work of ScentAir, which provides custom scents for businesses, the advertisement for a local grocer emits the smell of charcoal and black pepper over the highway. "Marketing director Murray Dameron said the beef scent was emitted by a high-powered fan at the bottom of the billboard that blows air over cartridges loaded with BBQ fragrance oil. 'It smells like grilled meat with a nice pepper rub on it,' he explained."
Screw that! I want BACON!!!
"The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
Screw that! I want BACON!!!
For that, all you need is to go into a gas station and use the restroom. Push button, receive bacon.
Then I realized that they had not, in fact, made a misteak.
If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
I wonder what the billboards for the local strip clubs will smell like.
What next, shooting french fries at passing motorists?
Now that's what I call Fast Food.
We want billboards that smell like BBQ'd vegans!
ScentAir, The Silent Killer
by Mavra Chang, Reuters, New York
June 9, 2023
The advertising world took another hit as the 1000th case of brain cancer from the ScentAir advertising campaign was announced today...
Old Spice.
I wonder what Viagra smells like? You know it's coming...
Looks like you just answered your own question.
This is North Carolina. I think smoking is still mandatory there.
Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
So, would a billboard for a strip club smell like shame?
I hope they start selling this stuff in cans. I could use it as vegan repelent.
"linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
Probably on the 10th or so time Animal Control gets called about the packs of stray dogs surrounding and defending the billboard...
The steak is a lie!
-- The Genesis project? What's that?
(she has a strong nose).
And she hasn't left you yet?
Let me pour some H2SO4 on you then, since you claim to not be sensitive to chemicals.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
Old Spice.
Ladies look at me, now back at the road, now back to me, now look at that tree you're about to hit.
Damn did I leave my webcam on again???
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I was told by several women that they didn't like Drakkar, Gio, Polo, Givenchy Pi, Joop, Oscar de la Renta, Quorum, Paloma's Minotaur, and Boss.
There's the problem, you're wearing them all at once. Believe me, women don't like that, I know from experience.
Irritated isn't quite what I would call it.
It takes 1 breath of air near scented candles to cause me "irritation". A few minutes of exposure to scented candles and I will have chest pain and trouble breathing. It takes 15 minutes of exposure to scented candles and I will actually start bleeding from my nose. More than that soon I will start vomiting.
The chemicals used in many cleaning products and perfumes cause similar, but less severe reactions as well.
Can we get one of these mounted here in Norfolk, Va near the PETA office?
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
I am appaled that the post above was moderated as "Funny".
This is a serious problem for many people, and that is not a joke!
Myself, I would suffer a migraine attack from 15 minutes exposure of the wrong type of scented candles (some are OK, some are not, it depends on the chemical in the scent). .. and can have an adverse effect on your body in the long term.
And even if I can "cure" the migraine with medicine, that medicine has side-effects such as nausea, sleepiness and sluggishness
I have had to make the cleaning woman at the office change to using different cleaning products so that I wouldn't suffer migraines there.
I have to change seats in the subway if someone with strong perfume seats herself (it is usually an older woman) too close to me.
This is no joke.
"We mustn't be caught by surprise by our own advancing technology" -- Aldous Huxley