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Man Claims He Was Seduced By Cow

Posted by samzenpus on from the magnificent-milking dept.

After getting caught having carnal relations with a cow, 18-year-old Gusti Ngurah Alit claimed it wasn't his fault because the cow seduced him. From the article: "On Friday, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual in which he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck. Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. 'She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,' he said."

20 comments

  1. Hell yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7158/58ff46ba1d2b8741bd40c6enx2.jpg
    http://www.quazacolt.com/dmmlq/2009cowgirl.jpg
    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/DarkestAngel5804/The%20Gals/cow-girl.jpg

    1. Re:Hell yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something tells me I shouldn't click on any of these.

    2. Re:Hell yeah! by sv_libertarian · · Score: 1

      ROTFLMAO! Japanese soft porn never ceases to amaze me.

    3. Re:Hell yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's your loss, buddy!

    4. Re:Hell yeah! by slashdotisgay2 · · Score: 1

      Haha wow. I'm not into cows, but damn... 3

    5. Re:Hell yeah! by religious+freak · · Score: 2, Informative

      fyi - links aren't bad - they're borderline SFW, depending on how strict your boss may be. Just Japanese softcore with clothes on

      Yeah, I had to click because I was curious what cow pr0n might look like - and it looks good!

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  2. Liar! by JayRott · · Score: 0

    You would think the udders would have given it away. It is always funny when someone makes up some totally off the wall story to explain why they did something. And why drown the cow? What a waste of perfectly good beef!

    1. Re:Liar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see any reason why it can't be eaten after drowning.

    2. Re:Liar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good point

    3. Re:Liar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yeah, pre-seasoned.....with the "Special" sauce

  3. Come on! by denzacar · · Score: 3, Funny

    This can't be the first time you hear a story of guy falling for "a beautiful young woman" who turned out to be a fat cow.

    Although, this may be the first time I hear it being settled by drowning her and giving him a bath - usually it just ends with a divorce.
    And the guy takes a bath instead of being given one.

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    1. Re:Come on! by bradgoodman · · Score: 1

      Mod-up funny!!!

  4. oops by slashgimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IMHO it was the cow that needed to be cleansed by bathing, while Lusti Gusti needed to get drowned to rid the town of bad luck...

    Heh,
    S

    1. Re:oops by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 1

      Indeed...

  5. Cows seduce men, it happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..it's how your mom concieved you, after all.

  6. Thank you! by denzacar · · Score: 1

    I'll be here all week! Try the veal!

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  7. that would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cowote love

  8. But was it an udderly mooooving experience? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    And did he milk it for all it was worth? Or was the cow gay, an it was all just bullshit? And did he develop mad cow later?

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    1. Re:But was it an udderly mooooving experience? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Mad cow? I don't know, but I'll bet she sure wasn't happy about it.

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  9. Haha by Dogbertius · · Score: 1

    Whatever rings your bell? lol