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Alberta Scientists Discover Largest-Ever Cache of Dinosaur Bones

Cryolithic writes "The largest cache of dinosaur bones ever found has been unearthed in Alberta. From the article: '... officials at the Royal Tyrrell Museum say the Hilda site provides the first solid evidence that some horned dinosaur herds were much larger than previously thought, with numbers comfortably in the high hundreds to low thousands. ... Rather than picturing the animals as drowning while crossing a river, a classic scenario that has been used to explain bonebed occurrences at many sites in Alberta, the research team interpreted the vast coastal landscape as being submerged during tropical storms or hurricanes. With no high ground to escape to, most of the members of the herd drowned in the rising coastal waters. Carcasses were deposited in clumps across kilometers of ancient landscape as floodwaters receded.'"

154 comments

  1. It's not what it would seem. by migla · · Score: 4, Funny

    "God put those there to test our faith."

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    1. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...I don't get it...

    2. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be that or maybe it is an ancient cemetery.

    3. Re:It's not what it would seem. by jacob1984 · · Score: 1

      Ha! That's what you think! It's just proof there was a world wide flood!

    4. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZcztxRquo

      And O, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth, but the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus, with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run shrieking, "What a big fucking lizard, Lord!"

    5. Re:It's not what it would seem. by somersault · · Score: 1

      "Oh look, the earth went through a global warming period in the 2000s just like this ancient book says! The rest must be true too!"

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    6. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude."

    7. Re:It's not what it would seem. by migla · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was quoting the stand-up comedian Bill Hicks making fun of people who think the earth is not as old as scientists claim. Here's part of a transcript leading up to that quote:

      "Fundamentalist Christianity - fascinating. These people actually believe that the bi.., er, the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God. What the..? Based on what? I asked them. "Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages - 12 thousand years." Well how fucking scientific, okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble. That's good. You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "uh huh." Dinosaurs."

      There's plenty of funny (and/or offensive) Bill Hicks clips on youtube.

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    8. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm about 99% certain you were doing that for the lolz and you're not some bible-thumping-hick, but regardless I'm going to go ahead and troll a response that is related to the article.

      First and foremost, I'm going to have to say that the Royal Tyrrell Museum is quite possibly the most badass museum on the face of the planet. Let me go ahead and also go out on a limb and say that Drumheller (the city/town in which the Royal Tyrell Museum resides) would probably be the best place for a kid to grow up. Do a google image search if you don't believe me, but the town is literally littered with dinosaur tourist traps. Dinosaurs everywhere. It's not uncommon for people to go on random excursions and find a dinosaur bone or two sticking out of the hills, which have ever-shifting mud and dirt being in the badlands region that they are. I grew up in Calgary so I was about an hour and a half away from Drumheller, but I still don't think I go there often enough, even though I go at least once a summer.

      So, to say that the biggest cache of dinosaur bones found in Alberta does not at all strike me surprised. I think we probably held the previous 3 records as well. Even in the mountain ranges people find dinosaur bones, which always kind of struck me as odd, but I guess it suggests how young some mountains really are. You may have heard of these fossilized things called ammonites - they are pretty common in mountain ranges all over the world. Old reminents of ancient sea life. However, only in this certain region in Alberta do they get this rainbowy colour. I found it kind of interesting. Alberta is also known for its Oilsands, one of Canada's sources for oil nowawdays, and if I had to venture a guess, its because we had lots and lots of dinosaurs.

      In response to the whole "test our faith" - anyone who believes that HAS to go to the Tyrell Museum. They have set up an amazing display of how we've actually linked the timeline. Aside from the first exhibit, which is sort of their "Prize displays" - everything is in chronological order. You go back hundreds of millions of years and see some of the marine life fossils, then you work your way into dinosaurs, mix in marine reptiles every now and then, then you get a mix of neanderthals and ice age and tribal stages of life, working into today.

      All in all, by the end of it, if you don't believe in dinosaurs, you've managed to ignore rock solid (pun intended) evidence presented to you before your eyes.

    9. Re:It's not what it would seem. by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      There are probably quite a few people who are like that :)

      "God exists because there's evidence to the contrary!"

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    10. Re:It's not what it would seem. by aeortiz · · Score: 1

      A massive flood...don't get me started.

    11. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      All in all, by the end of it, if you don't believe in dinosaurs, you've managed to ignore rock solid (pun intended) evidence presented to you before your eyes.

      Five minutes in the primate house of any major metropolitan zoo should be enough to convince any thinking person that humans are part of the same evolutionary tree, but it's obviously not. If you've been indoctrinated as a child to believe certain absurd things in order to save your soul from an eternity of torment, you may not be able to shake off the bullshit just by reading author X, taking course Y, or visiting exhibit Z.

      Religion is nothing but child abuse, and no truly enlightened society would tolerate it.

    12. Re:It's not what it would seem. by snowraver1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These wern't actually found that close to Drumheller. They were found near the tiny village (hamlet?) of Hilda, which is about 50 KM NE from Medicine Hat.

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    13. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Point is, if you make a square from Jasper to Medicine Hat, there are bones all the way through there.

      One of their prize exhibits, The Black beauty, was found all the way out by crowsnest pass.

    14. Re:It's not what it would seem. by mischi_amnesiac · · Score: 1

      God made the world just like it is He made the fossils just to tease us Old bones to test our faith in Jesus Yeah, this'll all be on the quiz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIwiPsgRrOs Great guy, great guy. I especially like his "Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual" song.

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    15. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      Sure like I'm gonna believe some monkey

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    16. Re:It's not what it would seem. by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Sure like I'm gonna believe some monkey

      What do you mean? Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

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    17. Re:It's not what it would seem. by ModelThyself · · Score: 1

      Be sure to hit the Big Valley Creation Science Museum on the way home to set yourself straight again.

    18. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      He even made current reptile dna similar to dinosaur dna.

      Really because I though recent evidence suggested dinosaurs were more closely related to birds.

    19. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      He's a trickster god!

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    20. Re:It's not what it would seem. by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      Religion is nothing but child abuse, and no truly enlightened society would tolerate it.

      Yes. Enlightened people. They just won't tolerate intolerance.

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    21. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I've decided I have to visit that place this summer.

      I mean I'll feel weird having to fork over $5 to someone I think I'll disagree with, but it'll be interesting to see what evidence they have. My girlfriend has studied human history quite a bit and has a few geology courses under her belt, so she'll be my guiding star.

    22. Re:It's not what it would seem. by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

      No! You got it wrong Dummy! SATAN put them there to turn peopel away from God and the Bibble.

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    23. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Enlightened people. They just won't tolerate intolerance.

      (Shrug) We became a better society when we stopped tolerating racism. The same will happen when we stop tolerating superstition.

    24. Re:It's not what it would seem. by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Responses like this have always struck me as moronic, and I hope that you were just joking. There's a difference between tolerant and fully permissive. Tolerance has limits.

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    25. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      And this comment, defensive as it is, is a perfect example right here of why the religious retards are gaining ground:
      Defensive means that the defender thinks that without his defense, he would lose the argument. Or else he would not have to defend it.
      Which means he himself puts himself in the weak position, even though there is absolutely no reason to do so in the first place.
      We don’t have to defend our claims.
      They have to defend theirs.

      Just remember that one thing when arguing with an idiot: The more you defend, the more you play by his rules, the more you lose.
      The only winning move, is not to play.

      Or in other words: If the arguments were already stated, never repeat them. Simply because they still hold, and his “arguments” did nothing. And if you are face to face, always be the one who is calmer, more secure, does not feel the need to win anyone over, and shows this in his voice, gesture and everything. :)

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    26. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Randle_Revar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >Drumheller (the city/town in which the Royal Tyrell Museum resides) would probably be the best place for a kid to grow up

      Except for the part where it is in Alberta, the Texas of the North.

      Don't get me wrong, I love the Tyrell (only went there twice as a kid, it's a fair drive from Montana), and Canada is pretty cool, but Alberta in general is only suitable for visiting (sorry, I'm just more of a BC/Washington coastal type of guy).

      >Alberta is also known for its Oilsands, one of Canada's sources for oil nowawdays, and if I had to venture a guess, its because we had lots and lots of dinosaurs.

      Oil isn't dinosaurs. Oil is mostly marine in origin and mostly from single cell algae. As far as age, Alberta does have plenty of Cretaceous-origin oil (from the Cretaceous Seaway/Western Interior Seaway - the flood plains that bordered it were responsible for today's spectacular dino fossil beds), but there is also a lot of Mississippian and Devonian oil.

    27. Re:It's not what it would seem. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      No truly enlightened person would claim that someone else's honest, peaceful attempt to teach their children truth (as they see it, however wrong they may be) is child abuse. Just saying.

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    28. Re:It's not what it would seem. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      We don’t have to defend our claims.

      Everyone has to defend their claims. Maybe you're trying to say that said claims have already been sufficiently defended, but that's different.

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    29. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      He's a trickster god!

      What's funny... strange... revealing... is that the people who offer this argument in defense of their beliefs wouldn't consider for a moment the notion that their Trickster God created sacred texts to lead *them* astray.

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    30. Re:It's not what it would seem. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      But those limits have nothing to do with many people's religious beliefs. As long as they continue to make it their business, and not others' (not that this always happens by a long shot), tolerance is in order.

      Not to mention that calling religious teachings "child abuse", or insinuating that it is as bad as racism (as the above AC did) is pathetic. Ironic that such mindless fanatics are the ones so loudly denouncing mindless religious fanaticism.

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    31. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      No truly enlightened person would claim that someone else's honest, peaceful attempt to teach their children truth (as they see it, however wrong they may be) is child abuse. Just saying.

      Really? How much do you know about Fred Phelps and his family, out of curiosity?

    32. Re:It's not what it would seem. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Only what a cursory reading of Wikipedia gives, but it doesn't matter. There are good religious people, and bad religious people. There are good atheistic people, and bad atheistic people. It's not too hard to see that if religion (or lack thereof) was the cause of people's good/bad character, there would be no people with similar religious beliefs, but opposite moral characters. Religion, then, while no doubt an important factor in a person's development (as are any number of other things), is not the sole cause... and it would need to be the sole cause for claims such as yours to hold up.

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    33. Re:It's not what it would seem. by jamesh · · Score: 1

      That's a tricky one. I've listened to a few radio interviews with a guy who was previously the highest ranking member of the kkk. He's enlightened now, but has a good understanding of how he came to hate certain people as much as he did. In his case he was brainwashed by people other than his parents, but if those people had kids you can bet that's what they'd do, and IMHO that's abuse even if it's done in the spirit of a perceived 'truth'.

      You stuck the words 'honest', and 'peaceful' in there as a sort of disclaimer, but white supremacists are warped enough to believe that they are promoting peace by wiping out people they don't like. Ditto for almost any other group based on hate.

    34. Re:It's not what it would seem. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      I agree that people can be warped, but I mean actually peaceful, not someone who is twisted into believing that they are doing good while they do evil. When you talk about certain beliefs full of hate and vitriol, I can understand denouncing them, but the GP's claim was simply "religion". I refuse to acknowledge a statement as truthful which says that ALL religion is child abuse. There are plenty of religious people out there whose beliefs are truly harmless (although you or I may find them silly). For every Fred Phelps that rants about how God hates gays, there's a Christian who believes that God loves everyone, regardless of if they do something "wrong", and will keep his beliefs to himself and just be a friend, rather than trying to badger some gay man into submission to God.

      That person does exist. While I am not myself a believer in any religion, I know plenty of people like I described. That two such types of people can exist, and both espousing their beliefs based on "religion", makes it clear to me that we can't make sweeping condemnations such as the GP made (and conversely, we can't make sweeping praises such as some people try to do). "Religion" is simply too diverse for such general judgements to be truthful.

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    35. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      I agree that people can be warped, but I mean actually peaceful, not someone who is twisted into believing that they are doing good while they do evil

      That's just more weasel-language, though. What's "evil"? To me, the fact that Leonardo da Vinci didn't have his own 8-core Mac Pro is "evil."

      Teaching kids ridiculous things backed up with threats they're too young to understand has an effect that goes beyond the immediate families involved. All of civilization suffers when we indulge superstition. Sound radical? Well, that's the reasoning that brought us public education, isn't it... stupidity costs us all.

      Religion, being opt-in stupidity, certainly costs us all... yet here in the US, our own government actually nurtures and promotes it.

    36. Re:It's not what it would seem. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      That's just more weasel-language, though. What's "evil"? To me, the fact that Leonardo da Vinci didn't have his own 8-core Mac Pro is "evil."

      Oh, please. The fact that a term is difficult to nail down precisely doesn't mean it can't be used to communicate effectively. If that were the case, we would have stopped using the term "art" long ago.

      Religion, being opt-in stupidity, certainly costs us all...

      Speak for yourself. It's never cost me a thing. Furthermore, your assertion that it's "stupidity" isn't really well-founded, since the fundamental concept behind religion (existence of a deity) is purely a matter of opinion, and can neither be proven nor disproven. Certain tenets of certain religions may be argued to be stupid (I think that the usual arguments against creationism are fairly strong, for example), but I don't think you can reasonably argue that religion itself is "stupidity" based upon such.

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    37. Re:It's not what it would seem. by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I should add that even if I were to accept as true everything you say here (which I don't, obviously)... that still would not make religion "nothing more than child abuse". Child abuse, in my book, requires the intent to harm the child. At worst, you could say that a parent is guilty of negligence for passing their religious beliefs along to their children.

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    38. Re:It's not what it would seem. by pyrothebouncer · · Score: 0

      Not world wide flood, world wide overflowing river. Get your facts straight. Oh wait, maybe it was a world wide tropical storm (wasn't there a movie about that?).

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    39. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      At worst, you could say that a parent is guilty of negligence for passing their religious beliefs along to their children.

      A negligence charge might be a good first step. In the US, failure to send your child to school or otherwise account for his/her K-12 education is indeed a criminal matter, and I think it's fair to apply the reasoning behind truancy laws here as well. If your child grows up without the knowledge that 2+2=4, or who George Washington was, or what a cell is -- or with the knowledge that a cosmic Jewish zombie will send her to hell if she doesn't beg forgiveness for (not) taking part in certain events involving a talking snake and a magical fruit tree -- then the parent should be held responsible for harm done to society as a whole.

    40. Re:It's not what it would seem. by wisty · · Score: 1

      All in all, by the end of it, if you don't believe in dinosaurs, you've managed to ignore rock solid (pun intended) evidence presented to you before your eyes.

      Five minutes in the primate house of any major metropolitan zoo should be enough to convince any thinking person that humans are part of the same evolutionary tree, but it's obviously not. If you've been indoctrinated as a child to believe certain absurd things in order to save your soul from an eternity of torment, you may not be able to shake off the bullshit just by reading author X, taking course Y, or visiting exhibit Z.

      Religion is nothing but child abuse, and no truly enlightened society would tolerate it.

      Five minutes in any middle school should be enough to convince any thinking person that humans are part of the same evolutionary tree, but it's obviously not.

    41. Re:It's not what it would seem. by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      All other things aside, can you imagine how bad hundreds to thousands of rotting dinosaur corpses must have smelled?

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    42. Re:It's not what it would seem. by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      No! You got it wrong Dummy! SATAN put them there to turn peopel away from God and the Bibble.

      I actually had someone say that to me in all seriousness. Totally unexpected and coming as it did from an otherwise pretty smart guy, it left me speechless.

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    43. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if one is to accept the "young earth" premise, I think that the only conclusion that doesn't turn God into a practical joker is that the apparent inconsistency is actually just a result of a prevailing but incorrect interpretation of the evidence at hand.

    44. Re:It's not what it would seem. by pyrothebouncer · · Score: 0

      Five minutes in the primate house of any major metropolitan zoo should be enough to convince any thinking person that humans are part of the same evolutionary tree, but it's obviously not.

      It just doesn't make any logical sense though. If there really are some sort of slightly evolved apes or monkeys or primates whatever you want to call them that were the previous edition of "modern day" humans, why aren't they still around? Why don't we find whole skeletons of these millions of years old humans/primates like we do the millions of years old other fossils? Why can't we teach ANY of the primates in the zoo to speak (not sign language either, out loud as most of us not at computers tend to communicate)?

      I've seen the so called fossils, the skulls made out of fragments of bone, the pinky, toe, arm bones that someone thought would be the latest and greatest link. It just doesn't make logical sense. You complain about how the religious like to force feed you their doctrine and beliefs, but I am sick and tired of being fed the same nonsense coming from the "science" community about how we came from primates and how they are finding new evidence to prove their theories (oh, wait, I think they said it is fact, then why does it still need to be proved?) Stop looking for clues to bolster up your theory if it is fact!

      Everyone has some sort of religion, whether it is something they visit weekly, or just something they think about and argue for on forums and in comments. Everyone has a religion. Not necessarily religion based on books, or gods, or something to worship, but something they base their beliefs and morals on, something that sets apart right and wrong for them, something that gives them a reason to live life and be a "good" person (or a "bad" person if they so choose). It may not have a name with an "ism" or "ity" at the end of it, but it is still something that the beliefs and morals are based on.

      Funny how you say that religion is child abuse, I just find that funny.

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    45. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there really are some sort of slightly evolved apes or monkeys or primates whatever you want to call them that were the previous edition of "modern day" humans, why aren't they still around?

      Africa. It's full of them.

    46. Re:It's not what it would seem. by JustNilt · · Score: 1

      I guess "bad" or "good" depends on whether you wanted to scavenge their rotting corpses or not. Mmmm ... tasty dino flesh.

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    47. Re:It's not what it would seem. by pyrothebouncer · · Score: 0

      Haha, oh wait, thats not funny. If so, why only Africa though?

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    48. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      Yaba Daba doo... its the Flintstones......

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    49. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's their native environment. Misguided, careless and foolish people have transplanted them to other continents and released them into the wild. The consequences aren't pretty.

    50. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dinosaurs were brought there by a giant wave that swept across the land from a catastophe of biblical proportions. The wave pushed the carcasses as far west as the mountains (hence, the bones in the mountains) and then backwashed some of them to the foothills and so-called badlands. The bones were crushed by smashing into many obstacles along the way. The actions of this giant wave are why so many bones are deposited in this particular area of the world. It's not like Drumheller and environs were some kind of dinosaur mecca. That area just happened to be where the water dumped their bodies.

    51. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be, but it's definitely not as big as the bone in my pants!

    52. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, only in this certain region in Alberta do they get this rainbowy colour."

      This isn't strictly true. The rainbow-like colour is the iridescent shell of the ammonite -- like the shiny mother-of-pearl found in modern-day mollusc shells (clams, snails, nautilus, etc.). Although fossil mother-of-pearl is not common (usually the aragonite of mother-of-pearl alters to calcite), it is found in a variety of fossil shells and locations world-wide (this one is from Madagascar). Is not unique to fossil ammonites, and it is not unique to fossil shells found in Alberta. That being said, species of the genus Placenticeras are large ammonites with a thick shell that, when suitably polished, make particularly nice pieces of iridescent shell material, and these ammonites are fairly common in southern Alberta. They are also known from the northwestern United States (e.g., Montana), where the same Late Cretaceous-aged formations occur. The industrious people that sell this stuff have given it the name "ammolite". It is beautiful stuff, but it is not nearly as rare as the wikipedia page suggests. That's marketing.

    53. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the earth must have been pretty goddamn hot to have dinosaurs in Canada.

    54. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least many of the religions have some sort of "syllabus" for brainwashing their children...

      The atheists? They don't appear to have much currently, so McD, MTV etc will do the brainwashing for them.

      Yes it's not 100%, so someone can go do some statistical studies to see if there's a significant difference, cause vs correlation etc.

    55. Re:It's not what it would seem. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > All of civilization suffers when we indulge superstition.

      Really?
      1) The placebo effect works very well (google if you don't believe me).
      2) People who believe in some unseen thing/being who/that can help, even if that unseen thing/being doesn't exist can more easily tap into the placebo effect.
      3) Taking into account #2, if a particular religion causes less net harm/loss, the adherents to that religion would have an advantage over "strict atheists" - who certainly aren't going to be asking for help from any "imaginary being". Even if that advantage is slight, over a long term it would cause the group to do better- e.g. be more evolutionarily fit.

      Thus, yes some religions are rather harmful, but I'd like to see better scientific evidence and reasoning before I'd agree that ALL are significantly worse than Atheism.

      I'd also need evidence before I'd believe claims that atheists are more rational and clear thinking. Atheists are just as prone to delusions, after all even Richard Dawkins incorrectly claims that "atheism is evidence of a healthy, independent mind" - you can go to a hospital to find atheist patients with unhealthy minds.

      There have been many scientists who believed there's a God, and their life, science and work were not diminished by their belief. Even Galileo Galilei was a Catholic. Yes the Church was a hindrance to him, but his religious belief wasn't.

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    56. Re:It's not what it would seem. by pyrothebouncer · · Score: 0

      Why would that be there only native environment if they have had millions of years to move to other parts of the world?

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    57. Re:It's not what it would seem. by zx-15 · · Score: 1

      Transcript sucks, live performance is way better.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmglGWMsdk

      This ran starts at about 0:40, though the whole thing is hilarious.

    58. Re:It's not what it would seem. by ladadadada · · Score: 3, Funny

      The good man is not a troll and was indeed quoting one of funniest comedians of our time who is also conveniently mentioned in his sig. The follow up line was:

      Bill: "I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You actually believe that?"
      Young earth creationist: "Uh huh."
      Bill: "Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be...fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA.”

      And now, for some more dinosaur based humour from Bill:

      Bill: “You believe the world's 12 thousand years old?"
      YEC: "That's right."
      Bill: "Okay I got a question to ask you."
      YEC: "Okay"
      Bill: "It's a one word question."
      YEC: "Uh huh."
      Bill: "Dinosaurs."

      Bill: " You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.”

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    59. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      The placebo effect works very well (google if you don't believe me).

      The placebo effect is only meaningful if you don't have a real treatment. Next time you come down with a serious illness, how about we just give you a glass of Kool-Aid and let the placebo effect take its course?

      Atheists are just as prone to delusions, after all even Richard Dawkins incorrectly claims that "atheism is evidence of a healthy, independent mind" - you can go to a hospital to find atheist patients with unhealthy minds.

      Truly, your reasoning is compelling.

      There have been many scientists who believed there's a God, and their life, science and work were not diminished by their belief.

      Well, sure. Newton was an alchemist, but his irrational thinking in that field didn't limit his other work. It didn't help, either, but hey, we all need our hobbies.

      Even Galileo Galilei was a Catholic.

      Well, sure. It beat being burned at the stake.

    60. Re:It's not what it would seem. by epine · · Score: 1

      If the placebo effect works, it has no link with superstition. Superstition is the belief in things that don't exist or don't work.

      To really test the placebo effect, you'd have to test people who don't even know they are being tested (sneak the placebo into their diet). Or perhaps they need to perform the placebo study on total amnesiacs. Unfortunately, if the subjects suddenly began to recall everything, that would mess the protocol up.

      I grew up near Calgary. Tyrrell rocks. It's also neat how you swoop into the crag after fifty miles of prairie. I just wish they had done a bit more with the Burgess exhibit.

      A thousand skeletons doesn't impress me half as much as one pair of bronze stirrups. Or even a splintered chuckwagon. Surely, over the 7000 years of human history, someone would have managed the feat.

    61. Re:It's not what it would seem. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      People do not always have timely access to real medical treatment.

      So over many generations it is likely that a group of people who can more easily tap the placebo effect will do better than a group of people who can't.

      > Well, sure. Newton was an alchemist, but his irrational thinking in that field didn't limit his other work. It didn't help, either, but hey, we all need our hobbies.

      Yes and hence people with such issues may not actually negatively affect the long term survivability of the group. In contrast, people who are in critical situations might cope better and thus remain useful to the group if they are able to more easily tap into the placebo effect.

      > Well, sure. It beat being burned at the stake

      Show me evidence that that was Galileo's reason for being a Catholic.

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    62. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Yes and hence people with such issues may not actually negatively affect the long term survivability of the group.

      I used to think the same way, until Bush II used his faith to justify starting optional wars with my tax dollars, and in my name. The stem-cell funding brouhaha and the advent of taxpayer-funded "faith based initiatives" pushed me the rest of the way over the edge.

      Eventually I realized that religion posed a more general problem: in an age of nuclear weapons, the idea that it's acceptable for our leaders to listen to invisible voices is really not OK. Responsibility is a survival strategy now. It's time that we, as humans, hold ourselves accountable for our actions. That means giving up the idea that some Santa Claus in the sky is going to save us.

      As things stand, it won't be Satan who ends the world; it'll be somebody who is acting entirely on his own, but who is very sure that he's got God on his side. The guy standing next to him won't lift a finger because he believes the same thing.

      Show me evidence that that was Galileo's reason for being a Catholic.

      The real reason is that people didn't know much about the world and Universe back then, and what they did know terrified them. The Church provided "answers" that worked at the time. Not well enough to put a fleet of GPS satellites into orbit, but well enough to help everyone from peasants to philosophers sleep a little better at night.

      The idea that we still need such an institution in 2010, though, is just pathetic.

    63. Re:It's not what it would seem. by shovas · · Score: 1

      Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "uh huh." Dinosaurs."

      Well, I hope people don't take comedians seriously, they're just trying to make a living making things funny.

      In reality, it's actually even more humorous. What is supposed to sound so obvious is actually one of the more loaded topics you'll ever come across. Of course, no one would expect a comedian to know better. They're just doing their job.

      If I were to add one more line to the script, I would add: "How about a one word answer?", "...", "Dragon", "...", "The word dinosaur was only invented relatively recently. Dinosaurs would have had another name.", "...", "...dragon." But it kind of kills the comedy when you have to bring reality into it, right?

      What does the Bible have to say about dinosaurs? Quite a bit actually: Dinosaur Questions and Answers

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    64. Re:It's not what it would seem. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      1) Show me evidence that Bush started started the optional wars because of his religion. He did have backing from many others at the top for the war, so what makes you think he started those wars because of his religion?

      2) You really believe atheists are significantly less likely to start optional wars? You may be right but given what I see from Stalin and Mao, it's not great comfort if the Great Atheist Leader starts killing millions of his own citizens rather those of some other country.

      3) As for Galileo, from what I see it sure looks like he wasn't forced into his faith by terror from being burned at the stake as you originally claimed (without evidence).

      It sure seems to me that many atheists are also prone to making claims without evidence.

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    65. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      1) Show me evidence that Bush started started the optional wars because of his religion. He did have backing from many others at the top for the war, so what makes you think he started those wars because of his religion?

      There are various quotes floating around, some of them apocryphal -- such as this one reported by the BBC.

      Personally I'm not convinced that he believed he was starting the Afghan and Iraqi wars at God's prompting, even if he claimed he did. He just sold them as modern-day crusades (literally at first, until wiser heads in the Administration told him to ease up on the Crusader rhetoric.)

      When you're trying to get people to die for your cause, religion is a handy tool, and Bush was just making use of the tools he had available. It would be nice if that particular tool hadn't been available to him, that's all I'm saying.

      You may be right but given what I see from Stalin and Mao, it's not great comfort if the Great Atheist Leader starts killing millions of his own citizens rather those of some other country.

      Personality cults are not atheistic. Stalin and Mao were explicit God-substitute figures. Even today, try selling atheism in Pyongyang and see how well it goes over. You will probably come home in a wooden box.

      Better examples would be the present-day Nordic states, which are among the least theistic in recent history and also among the most peace-loving. When you don't have another life to look forward to, you have a big incentive to make the most of this one.

      3) As for Galileo, from what I see it sure looks like he wasn't forced into his faith by terror from being burned at the stake as you originally claimed (without evidence).

      Exactly what does it prove or disprove if Galileo was a member of the Church, willing or otherwise? I never claimed he wasn't. The Pope was actually a personal friend of his, at least until they ended up on different sides of a political pissing match. Science back then was similar to science today in at least one respect: you worked with the establishment, or you didn't work at all.

      At any rate, if you don't agree that cases like Giordano Bruno's had a chilling effect on the progress of science, I'm afraid there's not much I can do to persuade you.

    66. Re:It's not what it would seem. by Nacnude · · Score: 1

      They did mention it in the Bible. If you would do your homework, the word Dinosaur didn't come about until the mid 1800's. The KJV version of the Bible was published in the 1600's. Words they used were for example leviathan, behemoth and dragons. You would be amazed at what you could learn once you turned off Comedy Central and opened a book.

    67. Re:It's not what it would seem. by ladadadada · · Score: 1

      The only sentence in that entire post I wrote myself is the first one. The rest of them are quoting Bill Hicks, the sadly departed comedian.

      Although I will grant you that the reason the word "dinosaur" doesn't appear in the bible is because it hadn't been invented yet, I will not grant you that the one use of the word "behemoth" and the one mention of the word "leviathan" and the dubious references to a dragon are actually evidence that dinosaurs existed at the same time as man. If dinosaurs and man co-existed, the bible would talk about practically nothing else. They would be mentioned on every second page. There would probably be would a mention of them in the chapter about Noah for instance.

      As for your assertion that I spend my days glued to Comedy Central; Bill Hicks will never be shown on Comedy Central, I have read significant parts of the bible and I don't own a TV.

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  2. snu snu! by thhamm · · Score: 1

    "they seem to have died in some kind of dino org ... uhm, you know."
    "what was the exact cause?"
    "crushed pelvises."

  3. They died in the great flood by aristotle-dude · · Score: 3, Funny
    They discovered a large herd of animals which died in a a large flood event.

    What did this remind you of?

    Put away your bullshit anti-religious rhetoric and look at the evidence honestly. Mitochondrial Eve, this flood evidence are all examples of science rediscovering what people have known for centuries. Scientist see something right in front of them but they just have to change a few details around to keep themselves from sounding like "creationists" to their colleagues.

    Science now knows that it is possible for humans to live for centuries if their Telomeres were to not deteriorate. There have been examples this phenomenon. Google "immortal cells" for a story about cancer cells that are still alive when their original host had passed on long ago.

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    1. Re:They died in the great flood by zill · · Score: 1

      Damn you Noah! Why didn't you bring some dinosaurs on your ark?

      Now I'll never fulfill my childhood dreams of having a pet velociraptor.

    2. Re:They died in the great flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YECs..rolls eys.....ok ok, explain the fact that we have asexual organisms (checkered whiptail for instance) on earth.

      If all animals were made in the Garden, and only male and females were on the ark (says it twice in Genesis), then how come these animals are here and didnt perish in the flood.

      The Bible (especially Genesis) is not literal.

    3. Re:They died in the great flood by Chih · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mod Parent YHWH

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    4. Re:They died in the great flood by Relic+of+the+Future · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "See! See! If you squint real hard and ignore all the details, it looks like I could maybe have been right."

      Or:

      "See! See! A flood happened once, and there's also a flood in the Bible, therefore it must all be true!"

      Or: I have been epically trolled, in which case, well done. Either way, I have to admit that the use of He-La as an appeal to biblical-infallibility, that's the first time I've seen that; a most impressive stretch, and kudos on it as well.

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    5. Re:They died in the great flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They discovered a large herd of animals which died in a a large flood event.
      What did this remind you of?

      Hurricane Katrina?

    6. Re:They died in the great flood by mellestad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So the world was flooded for months with over a mile of water, then all the bodies, still whole, settle in the same region, then they are trampled and eaten by dinosaur scavengers (presumably they just ran really fast from Noah's ark back to Alberta). Awesome, that explains everything.

    7. Re:They died in the great flood by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      Do you even know what Mitochondrial Eve is? Never mind that she and her "Adam" lived thousands of year apart. Never mind that ME lived 200K years ago. That's slightly more than the "less than 10K" thing YECs are talking about.

      A flood is evidence of God? Major local floods have occurred throughout history. That's why all creation myths mention global floods at some point. Because the humans who wrote them didn't know that there was more to the world than their tiny speck of land.

      What examples of humans living for centuries are there? I think you will find that "immortal cells" are quite a bit different from an actual human being.

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    8. Re:They died in the great flood by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      They discovered a large herd of animals which died in a a large flood event.
      What did this remind you of?

      All the other large herds of animals which have died in large flood events separated by thousands or millions of years?

      Put away your bullshit anti-religious rhetoric and look at the evidence honestly.

      OK.... done.

      Mitochondrial Eve

      Explain what you think Mitochondrial Eve means, and then we'll tell you why you're wrong.

      Science now knows that it is possible for humans to live for centuries if their Telomeres were to not deteriorate.

      Science now knows that if my aunt had testicles, she'd be my uncle.

    9. Re:They died in the great flood by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      They discovered a large herd of animals which died in a a large flood event.

      What did this remind you of?

      It reminded me of dinosaurs that die in a lot of ways many people died.

      Are you seriously trying to spout the idea that our species lived along side dinosaurs? Do you have any idea exactly how much evidence there is to refute such a claim?

      I seriously don't see how you're linking long living Cancer cells to humans somehow living longer. You do know that Cancer is a BAD thing and that most people who get it are not going to live longer, right?

      I feel like you've somehow managed to drop the IQ of everyone in slashdot by posting this.

    10. Re:They died in the great flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same scientific reasoning that supports Mitochondrial Eve theory and those "immortal cells" is also supporting dinosaurs and evolution theory. You can't discount scientific thinking by citing more examples of scientific thinking.

    11. Re:They died in the great flood by bmo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A creationist stands on his hind legs and says thusly:

      look at the evidence honestly.

      I've debated with Young Earth Creationists such as yourself.

      Newtonian physics doesn't mention God. Relativistic physics doesn't invoke God. Maxwell's equations don't involve God. Astronomy doesn't involve God. Electronics theory doesn't involve God. None of the sciences involve God. The biological sciences don't invoke God. Medicine doesn't invoke God. But Creationists such as yourself have no problem benefiting from the results of such science and the technology it helps create.

      It's more productive talking to a toothbrush. I'm tired of people such as yourself trying to drag us all back to the 12'th century with regards to knowledge. I've heard it for most of my 44 years on this planet.

      No. You're willfully stupid. Go away. And stop using all that Godless science and technology you rely on every day to get through modern life.

      Hypocrite.

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    12. Re:They died in the great flood by Anonymous+Matt · · Score: 1

      They discovered a large herd of animals which died in a a large flood event.

      What did this remind you of?

      Scientifically, you make sense. Scientistically, there will be many, many other interpretations. ;)

    13. Re:They died in the great flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science now knows that it is possible for humans to live for centuries if their Telomeres were to not deteriorate.

      But I don't know the "science" that, according to you, knows this. Besides of which, if we stopped telomere-induced aging in humans, we'd get nasty cancer instead and death within a few years.

      There have been examples this phenomenon. Google "immortal cells" for a story about cancer cells that are still alive when their original host had passed on long ago.

      Henrietta Lacks, anybody? But had you ever studied HeLa cells under the microscope or by any scientific means, you would have found out that they share very little with the human they're the cancer of. Even genetically, there lacks to be identity between the cells and the donor. That's why this is cancer, after all.

      PS: They've modded you insightful, troll, and now funny. Insightful? I don't get it. But troll and funny are both very sensible ratings.

    14. Re:They died in the great flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, Aside the fact that this flood most likely happened a couple hundred thousand years ago. The flood described in the bible happened around 5000 to 4000 B.C. (don't remember the exact time but somewhere around there). That flood was caused when part of the land that once connected Morocco to Spain crumbled away and flooded the area in what is now known as the Mediterranean Sea.

    15. Re:They died in the great flood by Target+Practice · · Score: 1

      They discovered a large herd of animals which died in a a large flood event.

      What did this remind you of?

      It reminds me of that one time when Zi-ud-sura had a premonition that the gods decided to destroy mankind in a flood, and so he built an arc and saved humans and lots of animals. Then, when the flood was happening, he chanced on seeing the sun-god, Utu, so he decided to kill a bunch of the critters he brought with him, to show Utu how happy he was to have seen him. And THEN, after the flood was all done, he got a reward of eternal life from An and Enlil for all the cool crap he did (including killing the animals he had saved, but hey, nobody's perfect...)

      Sound familiar? Same BS, different era, and far less interesting of a read than Tolkien's mythology. Enjoy the find for what it is: a lot of bones of big things that aren't around anymore. For once, call the garden beautiful without bringing your pretend faeries into it.

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    16. Re:They died in the great flood by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Damn you Noah! Why didn't you bring some dinosaurs on your ark?

      Maybe they were hiding and playing silly games.

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    17. Re:They died in the great flood by Mysund · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Intelligent Flooding.

    18. Re:They died in the great flood by Lundse · · Score: 1

      Mod parent Jesus?

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    19. Re:They died in the great flood by PPH · · Score: 1

      Mod parent Jesus?

      What does my gardener have to do with this?

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    20. Re:They died in the great flood by twidarkling · · Score: 1

      Science now knows that if my aunt had testicles, she'd be my uncle.

      I think I'll be stealing this line and altering it slightly for future use.

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    21. Re:They died in the great flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ryt, il bite, explain how some completely healthy people die..nothing wrong with their heart, perfect blood cholesterol, perfect lungs, no nerve damage, nothing at all wrong with anything on the physical level, yet they remain dead...now go on and resurrect them if you can...
       
      ask any experienced medical practitioner and they would tell you that they've seen a couple of deaths of this sort along the way where they autopsy showed the dead body should have been walking around going about their business instead of lying there on a slab in the morgue..
       
      shurgs, i think it is pointless arguing with someone like you, difficult to teach an old dog a new trick n all...
       
      on a different note, how difficult is it to use the nl2br function in php while processing the input data from this text field?

    22. Re:They died in the great flood by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1

      Poe's law makes it difficult to tell, but just in case you aren't trolling...

      "Mitochondrial Eve" is not the ancestor of everyone alive on earth today. Therefore, she could not be the biblical Eve.

      The fact that it may be possible to genetically modify humans to live longer does not support the biblical creation story. It just doesn't contradict it.

      Finding evidence of localised floods, each of which happened at completely different times does nothing to support the notion of a global flood. Will you put away your bullshit religious rhetoric and look at the evidence honestly?

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    23. Re:They died in the great flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They discovered a large herd of animals which died in a a large flood event.

      What did this remind you of? "

      Ordinary modern times, during which herds of animals can also be killed by river floods and storm surges, to leave their rotting corpses behind, which will get scavenged by carnivores just like these fossil carcasses were afterwards.

      Big river and storm surge floods happen today. Big floods today kill many creatures. Big floods of today could preserve as fossils in the right conditions. Surprise -- big flood deposits are found in Alberta. Actually, no, not a surprise. Not for geologists, anyway. This is more or less what one would expect, unless the Earth of the Cretaceous Period somehow didn't have hurricanes, which seems rather unlikely.

      The real puzzle for the people who are "reminded" of the biblical flood story is why these bone-bed flood deposits in Alberta are intercalated with river channels and fossil soil horizons with plant roots. These Centrosaurus bone beds are typically found in the bottom of ancient river channel deposits. That's not exactly expected in deposits of a global flood. And why should this particular horizon be interpreted as THE flood when there are plenty of other fossils found in layers above and below it, and this point does NOT mark any particularly notable extinction (the big extinction that killed off the dinosaurs is higher up, stratigraphically)? Centrosaurus, the main dinosaur found in these bone beds, doesn't even go extinct at this point. And there's ample evidence that the carcasses were subsequently scavenged by another dinosaur, Albertosaurus, as they lay on the banks of the river. How could this event possibly be THE flood that bible-believing literalists have been vainly searching for in the Earth's geology for the last 200 years or so?

      If you want to say the Earth's geology contains evidence of flood deposits: big deal. We already know it should. Where is the GLOBAL flood deposit?

      Believe what you like, but 2 centuries of geologists, some of them deeply religious, have gone looking for evidence of a GLOBAL flood, and found nothing of the sort. In fact, they found evidence contrary to such an event ever occurring in Earth history. There is nothing in this recent discovery to suggest otherwise, but it is a good example of the kind of "any flood evidence is global flood evidence" straw that some people will desperately grasp at in the hopes of not having to reconsider what they already "know" to be true. It's you that should be looking at the evidence honestly. If you dug into the details of the way these bone beds occur you would find plenty of evidence they can't be from THE biblical flood. But that's okay, as long as the word "flood" is mentioned in a news summary you can still make your smug "What did this remind you of?" comments unimpeded by the inconvenient details.

    24. Re:They died in the great flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he's fucking your wife and her best friend?

    25. Re:They died in the great flood by bmo · · Score: 1

      "il bite, explain how some completely healthy people die"

      Because "shit happens"

      God doesn't yank people from this planet one-by-one. It's clear that the process of death is completely random sometimes. It's like with a car. You can take care of it, change the oil, do all the things required for you to bring it to 200K miles, but it throws a piston rod because of metal fatigue at 50K. Something was lurking there under the surface that you couldn't possibly have known about unless you built the car atom by atom, and then even it's a law of averages.

      Say you've got a vehicle that relies on 6 parts, and each of those parts has a MTBF of 60,000 hours. Divide by six. That's the MTBF of the whole assembly. This is what you take into account when you build a raid cluster. If you use 2 drives, the likelihood of a failure is half the value of the MTBF of each drive. If it's 4 drives, divide by 4. This is why you have parity drives so you can rebuild the cluster.

      People are the same way. They are an assembly of parts, and a major failure depends on the MTBF of all the critical parts - the brain, liver, bone marrow, etc, and if the part is critical enough, you're done.

      Believe what you want, but the human body is not perfect. It's the result of MomNature's engineering over 4.5 billion years, and it shows. Why put a recreation area next to a sewer outlet?

      So there you go, death from an IT/engineering perspective.

      I hope this helps, really.

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    26. Re:They died in the great flood by Disfnord · · Score: 1

      Yeah, explain his anecdotal medical situation that has no sources or details, mister smarty-pants!

      Oh, you can't?

      I guess that proves all of science is wrong!

    27. Re:They died in the great flood by TheRedShirt · · Score: 1

      http://img389.imageshack.us/f/sciencevfaith20yp6ds3.png/ 'nuff said. What blows me away is how severely they contradict themselves in their own faith. From the Book of Revelations, Ch. 22, Vs. 18-19 (NIV): I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book. This isn't some obscure verse that is little talked about, It is in the closing if the New Testament, in the Book of Revelations, the cornerstone of the Modern Christian Faith in the Second Coming and The End Times. YET, there are currently SEVENTEEN modern translations of the Bible... and each one paraphrases the above verses a little bit differently. That issue is so bad, that when quoting the Bible in print, for clarity you need to reference the translation it came from. http://bible.cc/revelation/22-18.htm Additionally, the Bible has gone through many translations changes, revisions, additions and edits over several thousand years. Largely based on political influences. Eg: why is the Book of Tobit only found in the Catholic Bible? Why does the Bible end with The Book of Revelations according to John and not Peter? What happened to The Gospel of Thomas? What of the legendary book suposed to have PRECEDED The Book of Genesis, co-authored by an Angel? Languages have changed SO much in the past 2-3 thousand years that things have been badly lost in translation. This just doesn't wash with Rev.22-18/19. Followed to the letter, the Old Testament should have never been translated from ancient proto-Hebrew and the New Testament should not have been translated from Aramaic and Latin. How do they reconcile these facts? They don't. It is more or less ignored, or decried as an attempt to undermine the faith. Hey bro, I'm not trying to undermine anything, I'm only pointing out what's there in the book and in the history of it. Not only do they ignore the Scientific Method in the Sciences, it is ignored internally for the faith as well. The Dead Sea Scrolls, The Gospel of Judas and the Nag Hammadi Library are some examples. Again, decried as an attempt to undermine the faith. Yeah, sure. That is what the authors were thinking 2000 years ago when those passages were penned. Recent evidence also suggests that the betrayal of Jesus by Judas was planned between the two and intentional, not really a betrayal. This translation error seems to have occurred about 2000 years ago when translating a Gospel from Aramaic to Greek. Many American Christian Fundamentalists want to say that the Constitution of the United States is not an interpretable document, that it is meant to be taken as it is written. Yet the Bible is open for all forms of interpretation. Pick a standard and stick to it people. All anti-science ignorance and rhetoric aside, I cannot take them seriously when they can't even get and keep their own faith in order.

    28. Re:They died in the great flood by ladadadada · · Score: 1

      They discovered a large herd of animals which died in a a large flood event.
      What did this remind you of?

      http://spaghettovolante.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/one-more-theory-theory-ark-noah-flood-demotivational-poster-1232649120.jpg

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    29. Re:They died in the great flood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, "Godless science" is mildly inaccurate. You seemed to have left out several HUGE advancements in many sciences and fields, such as medicine, that were the product of the Islamic Golden Age. And guess what? In their texts, right next to their theories and discoveries, there were also references to God and religion. Without some of these advancements, your European scientists would never have advanced as far as they did. We STILL use some of the tools and methods in medicine that they developed way back then. So, don't be so arrogant. Science and religion can go hand in hand.

      P.S. Back to the 12th Century? You mean, right in the middle of the Islamic Golden Age? I wish we could travel back to that period, just so you'd learn a little about where your "Godless Science" came from.

    30. Re:They died in the great flood by bmo · · Score: 1

      Actually, "Godless science" is mildly inaccurate.

      No, it's not.

      YOU are inaccurate, Mr Anonymous.

      You mention the Islamic Golden Age.

      That has as much in common with modern science as phlogiston does.

      There is no phlogiston in fire, and there is no God in physics.

      It's obvious that you wrote anonymously because you can't be bothered to stand up for your views.

      You dumb shit.

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    31. Re:They died in the great flood by aqk · · Score: 0

      Oh, you silly eggheads!
      Miracles can happen, you know!
      You simply don't have enough FAITH!

  4. Stop digging up my yard by Cyclloid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fido I told you to stop burying your leftovers in the yard.

  5. Curator by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Former Curator and original collector of many of the bones in the cache, "Skippy," was unavailable for comment. However his lawyers, have stated that he is not pleased with this "discovery" by the human scientists and will be submitting an injunction against removal of any bones after his "walkies."

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  6. Outstanding! by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of crap comments so far but I know I'd like to say to those involved that this is an outstanding find, way to go!

    I was heading to Drumheller later this summer anyway but I should see what kind of stuff they might have open to the public now.

    Awesome stuff!

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  7. They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flood by zorak · · Score: 3, Informative

    The religious have always managed to adapt their pet mythologies to the evidence of the day. Scientists avoid sounding like creationists in front of their colleagues by following the evidence, rather than exclaiming "GODIDIT!", rolling around on the floor, and speaking in tongues. Nice try, tho.

  8. Site of by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

    They were found near a site that has been described as a prehistoric drive in, along with what appears overturned car.

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  9. Who the fuck modded this guy up? by hellfire · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay I'm not surprised or upset some nut job decided to post the usual whackjob theories. I'm surprised that multiple modded him. I'm upset that you modded him "interesting" and not "funny".

    WTF is wrong with you people today?

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    1. Re:Who the fuck modded this guy up? by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      They're just messing with you man, let it go. They figured you'd get a good chuckle out of it.

  10. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    I'll bite. What disproves - not Biblically speaking, but just the simple idea - the idea that there was a global flood? Because it seems like a lot of fossils are created during "great floods." Nobody seems to ever even suggest the idea that there was a global flood... every other idea is proposed (numerous "great floods," meteors hitting the earth, etc) but why is a global flood not proposed?

    Is it simply because a particular religion has that in their beliefs, or is there actual evidence for numerous "great" floods as opposed to one global flood?

  11. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    What disproves [...] the idea that there was a global flood? Because it seems like a lot of fossils are created during "great floods." Nobody seems to ever even suggest the idea that there was a global flood... every other idea is proposed (numerous "great floods," meteors hitting the earth, etc) but why is a global flood not proposed?

    Because there simply isn't enough fucking water on the planet?

  12. EXACTLY! by Motard · · Score: 1

    It's the first dinosaur cemetery ever discovered. They're often mis-dated because dinosaurs were really big and could dig really deep. All the way down to where we find oil fields today.

    The biblical flood clearly put a mile of water above another massive site located under the Deepwater Horizon rig.

    1. Re:EXACTLY! by jamesh · · Score: 1

      That's rubbish and you know it. All the scientific evidence points to the fact that dinosaurs cremated their dead.

  13. Flooding? Makes sense by AnotherShep · · Score: 1

    With a State of Emergency declared in most places East of Medicine Hat all the way to the Saskatchewan border, flooding is a bit of a sore spot at the moment. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

  14. It was Bushes fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush caused global warming...

  15. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'll bite. What disproves - not Biblically speaking, but just the simple idea - the idea that there was a global flood? Because it seems like a lot of fossils are created during "great floods." Nobody seems to ever even suggest the idea that there was a global flood... every other idea is proposed (numerous "great floods," meteors hitting the earth, etc) but why is a global flood not proposed?

    Many different reasons:

    First, there's not enough water on Earth. So if it did occur, where did the other water go?

    Second, we don't see in the geological record evidence for a flood all at the same point in history. We see at different levels in the geologic column floods in different locations and some with no floods at all. If there were a global flood we'd see a universally dated flood (much as we see a universal iridium layer at the major asteroid impact 65 million years ago). This by itself should be enough.

    Third, and related to the above, we don't see any global die off that is closely connected to flood deposits.

    Fourth, we don't see the genetic bottlenecking that would have wiped out that many species. The genetic diversity of many species shows us that a global flood could not have occurred in the last 50,000 years at least, on genetic evidence alone.

    So the upshot? No global flood in the last 50,000 years just by easy genetic evidence. No global flood at all given lack of water. No global flood at all based on the geologic columns. If it turned out there had been a global flood anytime in the last billion years, we'd have to be so wrong about so much of basic science that it is difficult to find a good analogy for how wrong we'd have to be. We'd have to be about as wrong as it turning out that Julius Caesar never existed.

  16. In other news by sunwolf · · Score: 1

    ...largest ever cache of dinosaur remains continues to flow from Deepwater Horizon as crude oil.

    Study that, archaeologists!

    1. Re: In other news by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      ...largest ever cache of dinosaur remains continues to flow from Deepwater Horizon as crude oil.

      Dinosaurs are killing fish in the Gulf of Mexico!

      Hmmm... the well isn't far from where the KT meteor struck. I think it just smushed the dinosaurs underground, and now they're leaking back out.

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    2. Re:In other news by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      ...largest ever cache of dinosaur remains continues to flow from Deepwater Horizon as crude oil.

      Just to be boring : the target horizons in most of the Mexican Gulf are no earlier than mid-Tertiary (for the examples that get cited endlessly, regardless of how irrelevant they are to pore pressure engineering in the rest of the USA, let alone the rest of the world) and so post-date the non-avian dinosaurs ; secondly, organic tracer molecules and kerogen analysis has fairly conclusively demonstrated that the main sources of organic matter for most large oil plays is land-derived plant cells, not animal remains.

      Is the well still flowing? It's dropped out of the news.

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  17. "Alberta Scientists" = "Beyond Petroleum" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their response was probably "Hey, let's do a test: if we grind these bones up, how will it take to become something useful - like Tar Sands?" , or "nah-these are just Stone Age KFC leftovers - full speed ahead raping the land for oil!"

    Fuc-n-l, Alberta Scientists ...

    1. Re:"Alberta Scientists" = "Beyond Petroleum" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the truth is that the hillbillies have run out of tractor-fixers, so they "find" this cache until they're able to kidnap a nerd capable of maintaining a 1948 Ford 8N, who is also a good rape. YeeeHAWW!!!

  18. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What don't you know? God drank all the water, he got thirsty after making a hot pocket so hot even he couldn't eat it.

  19. Super Cool by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    I hear a lot more from you guys that babble about what religious people would say than I do from the people you're talking about. There's not one mention of religion in the summary or article, but there's over 50 out of 65 comments about that severely beaten topic. Way to be super cool, guys. Love your priorities.

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    1. Re: Super Cool by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      There's not one mention of religion in the summary or article, but there's over 50 out of 65 comments about that severely beaten topic. Way to be super cool, guys. Love your priorities.

      Slashdot is as much about social commentary as it is about technology.

      We even make fun of ourselves here.

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  20. I can name the dinos by mpetch · · Score: 1

    Living in Alberta it is generally pretty self evident that there are a lot of dinos in these parts. The most common dino bones we have are Conservativasorous, Republicansorous, and Stelmachochasorous. Most TriKleinotops have been put in museums by now along side the Deficitosaurus.

    1. Re:I can name the dinos by bouchecl · · Score: 1

      Some of them even moved to Ottawa, where they loosely roam around the city to this day.

      I heard through the grapevine that a specimen of a late evolution of the Manningodactyle will someday be exposed at the Canadian Museum of Nature rather than at the Museum of Civilization, on the other side of the Ottawa river, in order to avoid controversy.

  21. This is really great news by caywen · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is great! Now we can have far quicker access to dinosaur bones without high latency.

  22. A "cache"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't a cache a deliberately constructed thing? How can a "cache" of dinosaur bones be discovered? Who put them there, and when did they plan to come back for them?

  23. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    I'll bite. What disproves - not Biblically speaking, but just the simple idea - the idea that there was a global flood? Because it seems like a lot of fossils are created during "great floods." Nobody seems to ever even suggest the idea that there was a global flood... every other idea is proposed (numerous "great floods," meteors hitting the earth, etc) but why is a global flood not proposed?

    Is it simply because a particular religion has that in their beliefs, or is there actual evidence for numerous "great" floods as opposed to one global flood?

    Because to be a global flood it has to happen everywhere at the same time.

    And for a biblical flood the water has to be 5-1/2 miles deep.

    As for what disproves it, other than the utter lack of evidence, is the fact that every living creature would show an extreme genetic bottleneck in the recent past.

    But let's cut to the chase: For those of you who believe in the biblical flood, why did God try to fix the stated problem with a solution that didn't work. Forget the fact that He drowned all those babies and kittens, and the fact that he magicked up a gazillion gallons of water when he could have just as easily magicked all the evil people dead. Why are you worshipping a reputedly all-{knowing,powerful} God who can't come up with a solution that works?

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  24. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by NemoinSpace · · Score: 0, Troll

    First, there's not enough water on Earth. So if it did occur, where did the other water go?

    atmospheric escape? metal oxidation? ejection? Recent science says the moon's crust contains lots of water.

    we don't see in the geological record evidence for a flood all at the same point in history

    That's like saying WWII was not a global war because we saw no evidence of it in Ireland and Portugal.

    we don't see any global die off that is closely connected to flood deposits

    Um, the article is about the largest amount of evidence ever found!

    So the upshot? I think there is plenty of validity to your facts. Enough to make me question mine, but your arguments require just as much faith as I already have. Don't be so hard on religion, You obviously believe in lot's of things you don't understand too.

  25. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody that offers Hollywood movies as part of the evidence supporting their argument...

    Oh, screw it. You're am utter moron. An imbecile. I'm amazed you can figure out how to post to Slashdot without sustaining a mortal wound from your keyboard. In fact, I'm rather astounded that you've managed to stay alive long enough to be able to leave that post here.

    I'd tell you to go measure the depth of the ocean with this handy yardstick, but you'd probably accidently impale yourself upon...

    Hey, howzabout you take this yardstick and back up your argument by measuring the average depth of the ocean? I'll wait.

  26. Cache is a loaded term... by Slur · · Score: 1

    I mean, doesn't it imply something having been buried deliberately in order to dig it up again? I hereby reject 'cache' in favor of 'deposit' - oh that isn't much better.

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  27. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What disproves - not Biblically speaking, but just the simple idea - the idea that there was a global flood?

    So if nobody disproves it, your theory must be right? You're asking the wrong party for proof.

  28. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry... Either you're trying to be funny, or you're trying to be sarcastic.
    Either way, you fail.

  29. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by noidentity · · Score: 1

    They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flood

    Well, at least you agree that The Great Flood happened, and are just quibbling over whether these animals died in The Flood.

  30. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd point out that both Waterworld and 2012 were not scientifically accurate, but I doubt you'd accept that argumen.

    I'd also point out that Avatar does not take place on Earth, but you'd probably tell me it could just be on a continent we haven't discovered yet, because apparently you live in the 1400's.

  31. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

    Several movies have depicted such a situation including Waterworld and the recent 2012.

    Exactly! And in Bambi they depicted animals talking, just like they did in the Garden of Eden.

    Seriously, melting all the world's ice would require unimaginable amounts of energy. Even in the worst-case runaway greenhouse scenarios it would take decades, if not centuries for the ice to melt, resulting a slow rise of the ocean levels. Hardly a flood...

    And if all the ice would melt, the water would rise at most 100m or so, hardly enough to submerge all the land.

  32. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no time in Earth history when there weren't terrestrial sediments being deposited somewhere. The signature of a truly global flood would be pretty obvious, geologically-speaking -- it would be a massive extinction event of terrestrial creatures, but most marine creatures would be fine by comparison. Soil horizons, river channels, and other terrestrial sedimentary signatures would completely disappear for a time. There is simply no time in Earth history that matches that. In all the mass extinction events the marine realm suffers more or less the same as the terrestrial one.

    This is ignoring the crazy physics involved in even trying to make a global flood: assume it could happen and the evidence just isn't there that it did. That's why most geologists abandoned the idea of a global flood back at the start of the 1800s. It doesn't work.

  33. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    atmospheric escape? metal oxidation? ejection? Recent science says the moon's crust contains lots of water.

    You're off by several orders of magnitude here. The earth is kinda large after all ;)

    That's like saying WWII was not a global war because we saw no evidence of it in Ireland and Portugal.

    A global flood would have covered the entire globe (by definition). Hence we would see evidence for it everywhere. WWII did not cause (direct) effects everywhere on the world. (Though I'm pretty sure if you allowed more indirect evidence, you'd find plenty of evidence for it in both ireland and portugal (i.e. books, newspapers, economic impacts, ...). Just because you're not aware of it does not mean it's not there.

    Um, the article is about the largest amount of evidence ever found!

    The article is about a flood in "an area of about 2.3 square kilometres" about 76 million years ago. That's like saying the recent oil spill is evidence for a global oil spill. It's even larger than 2km after all!

  34. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by warGod3 · · Score: 1

    Besides, civilization as we know it was limited to that area. A flood in the Middle East, would be "the whole world."

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  35. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    atmospheric escape? metal oxidation? ejection? Recent science says the moon's crust contains lots of water.

    Do you have a mechanism for this atmospheric escape or metal oxidation? If not, why should this be considered at all likely? As to the last one, how would the water get from the Earth to the moon? Moreover, the orders of magnitude are all wrong. The amount of water we are talking about on the moon is at most on the order of the great lakes (or maybe an order of magnitude or two more). That's not nearly enough. Think about it this way: Let's say the entire moon was covered in a .1 kilometer of water (a massive, massive overestimate). How much water would that be? The moon has a mean radius of around 1700 km, so a quick calculation of 4/3Pi(1700.1 km ^3 - 1700 km ^3) is about 3*10^7 km ^3. The Atlantic Ocean according to Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_ocean has a volume of 323,600,000 which about 3*10^8 km ^3. So even if we make ridiculous overestimates for the amount of water on the moon, we're still ending up with about a 10th of the amount of water in the Atlantic Ocean. That's nowhere near the water level necessary to flood the Earth. There's a lesson here: Instead of just throwing out something that seems vaguely plausible to defend a pre-existing belief, do a back-of-the-envelope calculation to see if it is at all reasonable. In this case, it clearly isn't.

    That's like saying WWII was not a global war because we saw no evidence of it in Ireland and Portugal.

    No it isn't. Unless by global flood you now mean "most of the globe" or "a large chunk of the globe." Is that the claim being made? Because from a reading of the Biblical text it doesn't seem like that.

    Um, the article is about the largest amount of evidence ever found!

    You mean for a die-off connected to a flood? If that's the case then that's pretty weak evidence. This isn't a mass species die-off at all. First, this a tiny flood (a few square kilometers of land, again orders of magnitude matter) and all of these are species that lasted for millions of years after the flood event in the article. So tiny flood and no mass-die off. How did that becomes evidence for a global flood?

    So the upshot? I think there is plenty of validity to your facts. Enough to make me question mine, but your arguments require just as much faith as I already have. Don't be so hard on religion, You obviously believe in lot's of things you don't understand too.

    Excuse me, but what faith is there at all in any of the arguments? Data with basic estimates isn't "faith" last I checked. This is about evidence, pure and simple. There's a good reason that in 1730 most scientists (such as they were) believed in a global flood and by 1830 almost none of them did. For the simple reason that has nothing do with faith: the evidence doesn't support a global flood. There's no way to get it to work given geology or physics. This has nothing to do with things that I "don't understand" but simple evidence. Please don't project your faith-based epistemology onto the rest of us who use evidence.

  36. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by butalearner · · Score: 1

    First, there's not enough water on Earth. So if it did occur, where did the other water go?

    Didn't you pay attention in 2nd grade history and science classes? Until like a thousand years ago, the Earth was flat, and the Earth is 70% water. That means water was once like 9000 miles deep. We're just lucky God dug such big holes for the oceans.

  37. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    comments like this show an almost entire lack of understanding of why creationists reason what they reason.

    "First, there's not enough water on Earth. So if it did occur, where did the other water go? "

    the oceans. it is believed by creationists that the vast majority of water on the surface now was once under the crust of the earth and that during the flood the vast majority of the water came from underneath the earth, as opposed to most of it coming from the sky when the preflood canopy of water/ice in the outer atmosphere collapsed. it is believed the massive fault lines are the areas through which the waters came from (and the huge amounts of diatoms in fault lines are used as one proposed evidence for this). ((Gen 7:11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.))

    "Second, we don't see in the geological record evidence for a flood all at the same point in history. We see at different levels in the geologic column floods in different locations and some with no floods at all. If there were a global flood we'd see a universally dated flood (much as we see a universal iridium layer at the major asteroid impact 65 million years ago). This by itself should be enough. "

    creationists believe that there were multiple factors that contribute to there being order in the layers of strata that we see today. for example, clams are typically going to be in far lower layers of strata than birds because clams are already below sea level when the flood starts and birds will be able to get to higher ground before they eventually can no longer find a place to land, at which point they fall exhausted into the water. also varying explanations are offered in regards to hydrologic sorting. there is an unbroken layer of chalk around the world, which can only form in water, suggesting that at one point that layer was completely under water. in many places in the grand canyon and various coal strip mines they find places where two layers which are supposed to be millions of years apart from eachother finally meet in a sort of unconformity merge

    "No global flood at all based on the geologic columns."

    polystrata fossils found all over the earth. many of which are massive petrified tries, some upside down. yes, local floods can explain these, but once you gather enough of them around the world.... occams razor. when we look at the bottom of spirit lake after the partial helens eruption and the ensuing flood we see the same sort of thing.

    "If it turned out there had been a global flood anytime in the last billion years, we'd have to be so wrong about so much of basic science that it is difficult to find a good analogy for how wrong we'd have to be."

    thats the thing that always strikes me as odd.... virtually every time we discover something new we realize that we were wrong about so much. humanity has an incredible track record for being wrong about all sorts of things. in fact, i can think of few conceptions that have stood the test of 100 years-- usually, when we are right in the end result, we later discover that we were wrong about the details of how we were right.

    im not really convinced either way to be honest. i actually read stuff from both camps. on my bookshelf right now i have tyson and goldsmiths origins next to morris' the genesis flood (how many people can say that honestly? im not bragging, its depressing. ive never met anyone balanced on this issue. much less have i ever met anyone else thats read both. usually they only visit talkorigins or only visit answersingenesis. its sad.) i was actually going to take note of every single time a totally speculative idea was built upon by more assumptions to prove a point in both, but i gave up because that is almost entirely what both books are comprised of.

  38. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by shovas · · Score: 1

    First, there's not enough water on Earth. So if it did occur, where did the other water go?

    Where did all the water go?

    Second, we don't see in the geological record evidence for a flood all at the same point in history. We see at different levels in the geologic column floods in different locations and some with no floods at all.

    Actually, creation theories have been talking about tectonic effects coinciding with the flood. With such upheaval, on the epic scale, you might actually expect to see variation in these things. It's not just as simple as water gently pouring into a container. A global flood would have been immensely chaotic. At the same time, tectonic movements would have been shifting many areas in many different ways.

    But, it's always a good idea to read up on it: Geology Questions and Answers.

    Third, and related to the above, we don't see any global die off that is closely connected to flood deposits.

    Fossils, by definition, must be buried quickly. It might be surmised that most fossil deposits are actually a mark of a global die off and the reason for many might be Noah's Flood.

    Fossils Questions and Answers

    Fourth, we don't see the genetic bottlenecking that would have wiped out that many species. The genetic diversity of many species shows us that a global flood could not have occurred in the last 50,000 years at least, on genetic evidence alone.

    On the other hand, this is actually what you would expect if the earth was ~6000 years old and Noah's Flood was real. A thorough grasp of Genesis indicates animals and humans were created for diversity and adaptation which, it would seem natural, they were made such because they had to populate the earth from a relatively small number. So, you would not expect a genetic a bottleneck. All creatives had all the genetic information with which to propagate and create the variations we see today.

    If it turned out there had been a global flood anytime in the last billion years, we'd have to be so wrong about so much of basic science that it is difficult to find a good analogy for how wrong we'd have to be.

    Perhaps it's not that dramatic of a case. Many common concerns about Noah's Flood have long had responses, as early as the 1950s IIRC. The theories being developed by creationists are every day progressing to propose credible scenarios to the scientific questions pointed at the creation account in Genesis.

    Different view points will give different responses to the same facts. Secular people assume evolution and millions of years. Creationists look at your interpretation of the data, see that it disagrees with their assumptions, and attempt to see how the facts can logically be interpreted to support them. This is actually a tribute to creationists: They have to put more effort into their research and theorizing in order to think of a reasonable solution that the majority are unable to think of.

    This personally interests me: In a subtly different light, creationists are putting on their "God-caps" and trying to think of how an omnipotent, omniscient God might have done things to turn out the way that we see them now - all the while thinking in natural terms, not supernatural. It's personally fascinating that God said we were created in His image, as if we had the intelligence to ponder His (mysterious) ways...and yet we do, and he allows it and encourages it, and we often discover that, after all, he was telling the truth.

    Finally, let me suggest this: We're all bombarded by evolutionary science and media coverage. It has no real competition in mind-share. That makes it something like an echo chamber or a feedback loop, serving to reinforce itself without the need for hard critique. It would all do us a world of good if we investigated as much of the contrary science as we do the mainstream science.

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  39. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by aqk · · Score: 0

    The religious have always managed to adapt their pet mythologies to the evidence of the day. Scientists avoid sounding like creationists in front of their colleagues by following the evidence, rather than exclaiming "GODIDIT!", rolling around on the floor, and speaking in tongues. Nice try, tho.

    Sort of like politicians, but in reverse.

    Ya wanna get elected? You better have a really big kickass god backing you!
    And don't EVER display any hint of your (possible) agnosticism. (At least in North America)

  40. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1
    OK. So the claim made about the water is that the entire Earth was flat so it wouldn't need nearly as much water. And what mechanism allowed a completely flat Earth? And why did tectonics start up afterwords? You can't just construct hypotheses to to fit your pet model.

    Fossils, by definition, must be buried quickly. It might be surmised that most fossil deposits are actually a mark of a global die off and the reason for many might be Noah's Flood.

    Rubbish. First, don't use "by definition" when something isn't a definition. That's' a terrible abuse of the English language. Moving on from the nitpicking,mMany fossils have zero to do with flooding at all. Many are fossilized after exposure to volcanic ash, or falling into lakes or riverbeds. They look different. If there were a global flood, we'd see the signs of that in the types of rocks that fossils were found and the dating of the rocks and fossils. We don't see that.

    On the other hand, this is actually what you would expect if the earth was ~6000 years old and Noah's Flood was real. A thorough grasp of Genesis indicates animals and humans were created for diversity and adaptation which, it would seem natural, they were made such because they had to populate the earth from a relatively small number. So, you would not expect a genetic a bottleneck. All creatives had all the genetic information with which to propagate and create the variations we see today.

    That's nonsense. First of all, as someone who can read Genesis in the original Hebrew, nothing in the text says anything at all about humans being created for diversity and adaption. So how you are getting that from there is beyond me. Second of all, that doesn't work. There's far more genetic diversity in even just the human population then what you would get from about a dozen people on a boat 5000 years ago, even if if every single one of them had very different genetic backgrounds.

    Different view points will give different responses to the same facts. Secular people assume evolution and millions of years. Creationists look at your interpretation of the data, see that it disagrees with their assumptions, and attempt to see how the facts can logically be interpreted to support them. This is actually a tribute to creationists: They have to put more effort into their research and theorizing in order to think of a reasonable solution that the majority are unable to think of.

    No. This isn't a tribute to creationists. This is a classic example of bad reasoning. I don't know where you get the idea that "secular people assume evolution and millions of years." Evolution and and old earth are both *conclusions* reached by the evidence. In 1750 almost everyone was a Young Earth Creationist, by 1850, almost no geologist was a young earth creationist. They were still almost completely religious Christians but they didn't believe in a young earth. Why not? Because the evidence didn't support it. The model that fit the evidence best was an old earth. This is well before Darwin even came up with his theory of evolution. The geology alone doesn't allow people honestly looking at the evidence to reach any other conclusion. The creationist behavior isn't a tribute to them: What they are doing is constructing defensive hypotheses after defensive hypothesis to protect cherished beliefs. Instead of saying "This is a convoluted set of mutually contradictory hypotheses, maybe we're wrong" they construct claim after claim that (like the claim about mountains or the attempt to deal with the bottleneck issue) generally have no plausible mechanism and don't actually even completely handle the problem other than at a very superficial level.It is important to be creative when doing science. But it is far more important to be able to admit when you are wrong and when the evidence doesn't fit your hypotheses. Scientists have accepted an old earth and evolution because of the evidence. Claiming that scientists are making "assumpti

  41. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Not enough water: You're answering from a position of ignorance of Flood ideas. (I'm not saying you're stupid or ignorant; just that you don't know what Flood proponents claim.) The idea proposed by Flood advocates is that the surface of the earth was much flatter pre-Flood than post-Flood. Take a huge sawz-all and lop off the continents at sea-level and dump the material into the deep parts of the oceans, and there's plenty of water to flood the Earth. The proponents claim that during and after the Flood, great movements of earth (which lifted the Himalayas, separated the continents, etc) opened the ocean basins and raised the mountains so that the water ran off the freshly-flooded continents into the freshly-opened ocean basins. That's where the water went, and is how the great sheet-erosion on large continental expanses occurred.

    2. You're interpreting the geological record from a non-Flood view and then claiming that disproves the Flood. Again, this indicates a lack of familiarity with the Flood model. If the geological record is a result of the Flood, and you then interpret the geologic evidence as something other than the Flood, of course you're not going to see evidence of the Flood in your interpretation. This sort of misinterpretation can be seen in the interpretation of the channeled scablands in the early 20th century - for about 40 years it was vehementlly denied by the professionals that this land was the result of great flooding, mostly because of philosophical objections, not geological evidences. During this period, the "evidence" as interpreted by the mainstream was simply misinterpreted. Flood geologists claim a similar misinterpretation of the evidence by mainstream geologists when considering a global Flood.

    3. If the bulk of the sedimentary record and its entombed fossil record is actually a record of a great Flood, as Flood proponents maintain, then yes, we do see a global die-off. The earth's surface is covered with billions of dead things buried by water-laid sediment, in layers roughly corresponding to ecological zones. Like your point #2 above, it's an interpretation issue; not a factual issue.

    4.Lots of evidence lately indicates that genetic diversity can be expressed extremely quickly in the right environment. The idea there has been insufficient time to recover from a recent bottleneck is a claim without justification at this time.

    In short, you're arguing from a standard college education that knows one side of the arguments. Risking the wrath of all Slashdotters everywhere for daring to quote the Bible, I can't help but think of the proverb: "The first to present his case seems right, till another comes forward and questions him." (Prov 18:17 NIV)

  42. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by shovas · · Score: 1

    OK. So the claim made about the water is that the entire Earth was flat so it wouldn't need nearly as much water.

    Not entirely flat. Just not what we see today. It's interesting that the biblical text says the water covered all the "high hills" and not all the "mountains." This is actually quite in agreement with regular plate tectonic theory. The major difference is the timeline. Secular theory puts it way in the past. Creationist theory puts it recently at the time of Noah's Flood.

    See Runaway subduction as the driving mechanism for the Genesis Flood. The subtler point here is to show how serious Creationists have become about researching and theorizing scientifically plausible mechanisms that would produce what we observe today.

    Rubbish. First, don't use "by definition" when something isn't a definition.

    From the wikipedia article on fossils,

    Fossilization is an exceptionally rare occurrence, because most components of formerly-living things tend to decompose relatively quickly following death. In order for an organism to be fossilized, the remains normally need to be covered by sediment as soon as possible. However there are exceptions to this, such as if an organism becomes frozen, desiccated, or comes to rest in an anoxic (oxygen-free) environment. There are several different types of fossils and fossilization processes.

    In the context of fossil formation, fossils must, by definition, be buried and preserved quickly, one way or another.

    That's nonsense. First of all, as someone who can read Genesis in the original Hebrew, nothing in the text says anything at all about humans being created for diversity and adaption. So how you are getting that from there is beyond me.

    There are a number of occurrences of the command to "populate the earth," both to humans and to animals. Using good deductive reasoning, if God did really do what he said he did and in the way he said he did it, then it is reasonable to also say that animals and humans were designed up front for adaptation to a large number of environments. It follows that if they needed to survive in different environments, they must have had the genetic diversity from which natural selection specialize traits to best fit the environment.

    There's far more genetic diversity in even just the human population then what you would get from about a dozen people on a boat 5000 years ago, even if if every single one of them had very different genetic backgrounds.

    The assumption is that that information has not been there the whole time. If the Genesis account of creation is true, all that genetic diversity was present at the beginning and benefited animals, given the command to populate the earth, by natural selection helping the animals to adapt to all sorts of environments.

    For the last two issues above, see Adam, Eve and Noah vs Modern Genetics.

    The geology alone doesn't allow people honestly looking at the evidence to reach any other conclusion.

    Actually, it does. The problem is that we're inundated with the popular view, that of an evolutionary take on the evidence. It is no longer questioned in the mainstream. There are counter-arguments and there are failures and set-backs to evolution, but you don't hear about them. You hear about the new discovery but not the later debates between secular scientists, themselves, realizing the discovery doesn't mean much at all. It's a system into which all the pro arguments enter but none of the con arguments enter and so it's vastly imbalanced.

    Take some time to rationally consider the links I've been leaving and this list of creation/evolution topics with a Creationist perspective. Taken with a level head, I

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  43. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    Not entirely flat. Just not what we see today. It's interesting that the biblical text says the water covered all the "high hills" and not all the "mountains." This is actually quite in agreement with regular plate tectonic theory. The major difference is the timeline. Secular theory puts it way in the past. Creationist theory puts it recently at the time of Noah's Flood.

    Ok. First of all, what the Biblical text actually says is "kol heharim hag'voim." (I'm transliterating because Slashdot isn't happy with Hebrew characters. "heharim" means "tall mountains." The word "har" is a mountain, the prefix "he" is the direct article, and the "im" ending makes it plural. This Genesis 6:18. There are a few different Hebrew words for "hill" but har is unambiguously a mountain. I don't know where you got the idea that the text said anything about "high hills." (Ok, actually checking now and I see that the KJV translates it that way. This seems like an oddity of the KJV more than anything else. The Vulgate for example says "omnes montes excelsi" and that clearly means tall mountains, not tall hills. I can't discuss the Septuagint's text at all reasonably because I don't know enough Greek. It may also be an example where the meaning of the Englihs word has changed and so there's no fault to the KJV. A lot of the claimed bad translations in the KJV are really due to the shifting nature of English) Even aside from this abuse of the text, "secular theory" doesn't do anything like that at all. Geology suggests long-term processes which are still ongoing and observable today (indeed, we can use precise laser beams to measure ongoing continental drift).

    See Runaway subduction as the driving mechanism for the Genesis Flood [icr.org]. The subtler point here is to show how serious Creationists have become about researching and theorizing scientifically plausible mechanisms that would produce what we observe today

    No. Runaway subduction is the sort of thing that if it could happen (there's not enough energy in the system for it to occur over such a short timespan) would leave evidence. You can't just make up mechanisms to protect a cherished hypothesis. That's not science. Science looks at the evidence and says "ok, what's the simplest explanation of the evidence we have? What is the most probable explanation" you don't just keep making marginally plausible hypotheses to defend an idea. That's not science. That's apologetics. There's nothing subtle about that.

    In the context of fossil formation, fossils must, by definition, be buried and preserved quickly, one way or another

    Do you understand what the term "by definition" means or what I was saying about being careful about uses of short inferential distance? Because you don't seem to be getting the point. Saying something follows quickly from a definition is not the same as saying it is by definition! For example, if we define a prime number to be a positive integer that has exactly two distinct positive divisors, one can conclude that 2 is the only even prime. That's an easy conclusion from the definition. But to say "by definition, 2 is the only even prime" would be wrong. That's the exact same sort of thing you are doing. The definition of "fossil" says nothing at all about fossilization times. That's a conclusion from the definition.

    The assumption is that that information has not been there the whole time. If the Genesis account of creation is true, all that genetic diversity was present at the beginning and benefited animals, given the command to populate the earth, by natural selection helping the animals to adapt to all sorts of environments. For the last two issues above, see Adam, Eve and Noah vs Modern Genetics [creation.com]

    Yay, more apologetic cargo cult science that doesn't work at all. That article posits under no evidence other than their reading of the Biblical text very high mutations rates. There's no way

  44. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    Ah, found the link I was looking for earlier where Razib Khan crunches the numbers for belief in Biblical literalism and IQ: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2008/05/biblical-literalism-or-low-iq-which-came-first/.

  45. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by shovas · · Score: 1

    Ok. First of all, what the Biblical text actually says is "kol heharim hag...

    What I'm seeing in Gen 7:19 is "har". The lexicon link for "har" provides different meanings according to biblical usage of the word: hill, mountain, hill country, mount.

    I completely blanked on Gen 7:20 saying "mountains" and using the exact word "har".

    At any rate, some creationists theorize such a world where high(er) mountains were created due to coinciding plate movement along with the flood. The root words used in the bible imply that water covered hills and mountains: Creationists are theorizing how that might have been possible.

    You can't just make up mechanisms to protect a cherished hypothesis. That's not science. Science looks at the evidence and says "ok, what's the simplest explanation of the evidence we have? What is the most probable explanation" you don't just keep making marginally plausible hypotheses to defend an idea.

    They're not just making up mechanisms. They're theorizing and modeling with concrete physics. That was the point of linking the runaway subduction proposal.

    It's worth repeating: Theories are falsifiable. It's not rational to criticize a theory based on "intentions." So what if they're starting from a religious stand point? Judge the theory on its merits.

    I have read a number of creation ideas, proposals, models and theories that are no longer credible and creationists know it. They discover the holes and move on. Just like science has done. I just got done reading A Brief History of Time. The history of physics it describes is exactly like that.

    Do you understand what the term "by definition" means or what I was saying about being careful about uses of short inferential distance?

    Okay. I am not being pedantic about it but I think you are. I think we both know what the most important communication is with a statement like the one I brought up. Faulting the semantics of the syntax in the medium in which it was delivered is of little value.

    Yay, more apologetic cargo cult science that doesn't work at all. That article posits under no evidence other than their reading of the Biblical text very high mutations rates.

    I agree. Probably that one article doesn't do a good enough technical job of describing the vast body of work that backs up the ideas. But I really recommend reading more of the Q&A documents and trying to find the technical ones because, as a whole, they are quite intriguing.

    Apologetic nonsense. Why is the "mainstream" not quesitoned in this context? Because we have 200 years worth of evidence. In 1750 most educated people were still young earth creationists. By 1850, almost no one was.

    Most people would rather not have a god they owe their existence and their obedience to. Is it any wonder that these ideas would catch on like wildfire?

    Sincerity is not in doubt. Intellectual honesty and objectiveness are. You aren't linking to anything I haven't seen dozens of times before.

    You've poured over their 6000 documents with at least a mind to giving them a chance? I'm impressed.

    If a text tells obvious truths then that doesn't say anything significant about the text, full stop.

    I don't know why you stopped there. The rest of the paragraph continued on that thought.

    You can't just start with a preconceived notion (in this case the correctness of the Biblical text) and then when you reach marginally plausible conclusions decide that that's how things must have happened.

    You are right and you ar

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  46. Re:They died in 'a' great flood, not The Great Flo by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

    At any rate, some creationists theorize such a world where high(er) mountains were created due to coinciding plate movement along with the flood. The root words used in the bible imply that water covered hills and mountains: Creationists are theorizing how that might have been possible.

    And in this case going so far as to pick a specific meaning of a word which doesn't even fit with the word meaning. In the desire to preserve their interpretation of Genesis they twist the language in a way that no native speaker would. Indeed, the general lack of actual understanding of the text manifests itself in a great many ways (for example the term they use to talk about kinds, "baraminology" which is supposed to come from the Hebrew for "created kind" which they apparently thought was "bara min" when the correct Hebrew would be "min baru." In this particular case, what apparently happened was they knew that "bara" translated as "created" in Genesis 1:1 and didn't realize that unlike in English the active and passive forms were different. This summarizes their general level of scholarship pretty well.)

    They're not just making up mechanisms. They're theorizing and modeling with concrete physics. That was the point of linking the runaway subduction proposal.

    No. They are engaging primitive speculative hypotheses that only fit the data at a very cursory level.

    It's worth repeating: Theories are falsifiable. It's not rational to criticize a theory based on "intentions." So what if they're starting from a religious stand point? Judge the theory on its merits.

    Intentions are a useful heuristic about likelyhood of correctness. If someone tries to find the truth they are much more likely to be correct than if they start with a preconceived set of notions (in this case the ideas that the Earth is about 6000 years old and that there was a global flood some 5000 years ago).

    I have read a number of creation ideas, proposals, models and theories that are no longer credible and creationists know it. They discover the holes and move on. Just like science has done. I just got done reading A Brief History of Time. The history of physics it describes is exactly like that.

    Not at all comparable. When physicists do that they *change.* The creationists will never alter their underlying premises which they insist on, that the Earth is young, and that there was a global flood. That's not good science. And comparing that to physicists who are willing to alter all their hypotheses as the data dictates is almost laughable. Do you understand what the term "by definition" means or what I was saying about being careful about uses of short inferential distance?

    Okay. I am not being pedantic about it but I think you are. I think we both know what the most important communication is with a statement like the one I brought up. Faulting the semantics of the syntax in the medium in which it was delivered is of little value.

    You don't seem to be getting the point here. The problem is not one of simple "semantics." How one thinks, how one speaks and how one writes are all deeply interconnected. Sloppy speach and sloppy writing lead to sloppy thinking. Using the phrase "by definition" when something isn't definitional is one easy way to encourage poor thinking.

    I agree. Probably that one article doesn't do a good enough technical job of describing the vast body of work that backs up the ideas. But I really recommend reading more of the Q&A documents and trying to find the technical ones because, as a whole, they are quite intriguing.

    They have about as much validity as that one. They just manage to disguise it even more with fake technical expertise.

    Most people would rather not have a god they owe their existence and their obedience to. Is it any wonder that these ideas would catch on like wildfire?