/. is the only site I followed regularly in the 20th century that I still follow. It's still relevant. I check/. more than I check CNN. That has to say something.
One of my regrets is that I lurked before registering. It didn't seem important at the time, but a low ID has turned into a prized possession. That this is something I sincerely regret has to say something.
About OMG Ponies! When I checked/. that day and saw that plus the pink, it made me laugh in RL. Classic, just classic. It's the standard against which I compare all April Fool's gags. That has to say something.
My post is going to be buried at the bottom, but I'm confident you'll read them all. I know that says something.:) I appreciate everything you've done here.
"What would happen if you were standing in front of the beam? You would die."
Or through a fluke of physics you'd become a super hero. The Higgs is called the "God particle" for a reason. Of course, nobody would stand in front of the beam for a while, because of all the safety precautions. But a few years from now maybe in 2012 when everybody's relaxed and used to working on it, it could happen. Probably around the holidays when people are distracted most. Probably around Christmas, since that's a big, stressful holiday and everybody's thinking about everything but work. It wouldn't happen on Christmas day itself but most likely a few days before that like around December 21 maybe. As a physicist the interviewee should expect strange things like that to happen. Where's the imagination? This is what happens when they interview Dr. Paul Jackson instead of Dr. Daniel Jackson.
Ok, so we have Ted Stevens asking for a bill on the remodeling, like he should. But it sounds like one was never received or produced. So what was Stevens convicted of?
I don't know, but they had him on audio tape admitting wrongdoing. They nailed that corrupt scumbag with his own tongue. Every time I see some obviously guilty criminal escape justice in this country I want to rant and rave semi-incoherently. Maybe even on/.. Maybe even today. Back in my day tape was automatic guilt. We didn't have a lawyer slick enough to convince us our ears were lying. If there was tape, you were busted, and you admitted it! You did your time first then wrote your book later, if you were lucky enough to have a book deal. Now they've got these newfangled, fancy lawyers and their technicalities. Who do you believe the fancy pants lawyers or your own ears? This gripes my butt. Grr. Thanks for listening. I'm going to go soak my +1 Chapped now.
Villagers would crack open the skulls with sharp metal straws which would be used to drink the brains out. A strong light then placed in the skull cavity would then shine in the night like bright stars. I drink your brain! I drink it up!
What's this say about the MMORPGs? You know, Many Men On Line Role Playing Girls...
Picture yourself as a thin girl with big boobs..? It means in RL those guys think their saggy man boobs are voluptuous, but they're always complaining they've got their mother's thighs.
This rises an interesting question. Where do they deport the inhabitants of Siberia when they are found guilty in a court of law? To Kiev, Leningrad or Odessa?
I thought it said feces, too, which I expected to be a fascinating and strange article. Women look at feces? Gotta read that! When I realized it said faces I skipped the article and started looking for a post that thought it said feces. I found it. Now I'm going to go check out the article.
When you see phrases like "mystery illness", "mysterious causes" or "under mysterious circumstances" it always, always, always means someone from the future has been tampering with the timeline. When I say always I mean most of the time, because sometimes mystery simply indicates lack of knowledge. In this case, however, I suspect interference from the 29th century. People from then will have been such nefarious meddlers!
Slashdot Mirror
Cadbury's approach is...
Well, I won't spoil it for you.
Aw, man. I had to click on the article.
/. is the only site I followed regularly in the 20th century that I still follow. It's still relevant. I check /. more than I check CNN. That has to say something.
One of my regrets is that I lurked before registering. It didn't seem important at the time, but a low ID has turned into a prized possession. That this is something I sincerely regret has to say something.
About OMG Ponies! When I checked /. that day and saw that plus the pink, it made me laugh in RL. Classic, just classic. It's the standard against which I compare all April Fool's gags. That has to say something.
My post is going to be buried at the bottom, but I'm confident you'll read them all. I know that says something. :) I appreciate everything you've done here.
They discovered a large herd of animals which died in a a large flood event.
What did this remind you of?
Scientifically, you make sense. Scientistically, there will be many, many other interpretations. ;)
ITYM The sun puts on his robe and wizard hat.
"What would happen if you were standing in front of the beam? You would die."
Or through a fluke of physics you'd become a super hero. The Higgs is called the "God particle" for a reason. Of course, nobody would stand in front of the beam for a while, because of all the safety precautions. But a few years from now maybe in 2012 when everybody's relaxed and used to working on it, it could happen. Probably around the holidays when people are distracted most. Probably around Christmas, since that's a big, stressful holiday and everybody's thinking about everything but work. It wouldn't happen on Christmas day itself but most likely a few days before that like around December 21 maybe. As a physicist the interviewee should expect strange things like that to happen. Where's the imagination? This is what happens when they interview Dr. Paul Jackson instead of Dr. Daniel Jackson.
I have a friend who is breeding cats for opposable thumbs and larger brains.
I see it's time to seek funding for my new MMO concept. I call it World of Roarcraft. It's all about cats.
OIYBY
Only in your backyard?
Ok, so we have Ted Stevens asking for a bill on the remodeling, like he should. But it sounds like one was never received or produced. So what was Stevens convicted of?
I don't know, but they had him on audio tape admitting wrongdoing. They nailed that corrupt scumbag with his own tongue. Every time I see some obviously guilty criminal escape justice in this country I want to rant and rave semi-incoherently. Maybe even on /.. Maybe even today. Back in my day tape was automatic guilt. We didn't have a lawyer slick enough to convince us our ears were lying. If there was tape, you were busted, and you admitted it! You did your time first then wrote your book later, if you were lucky enough to have a book deal. Now they've got these newfangled, fancy lawyers and their technicalities. Who do you believe the fancy pants lawyers or your own ears? This gripes my butt. Grr. Thanks for listening. I'm going to go soak my +1 Chapped now.
I wonder how many idiots are going to post in this thread just to get the April fool achievement.
Not me. This is a Woodstock post. It's just to prove I was here on April 1.
Or is it?
Picture yourself as a thin girl with big boobs..? It means in RL those guys think their saggy man boobs are voluptuous, but they're always complaining they've got their mother's thighs.
Exactly how hard is it to just cover the damn thing? I would think after spending so much money on something NASA would want to take care of it...
It's huge. It's not like they can just throw a giant diaper over it every time it rains.
This rises an interesting question. Where do they deport the inhabitants of Siberia when they are found guilty in a court of law? To Kiev, Leningrad or Odessa?
To One Microsoft Way, Redmond, Washington?
I thought it said feces, too, which I expected to be a fascinating and strange article. Women look at feces? Gotta read that! When I realized it said faces I skipped the article and started looking for a post that thought it said feces. I found it. Now I'm going to go check out the article.
When you see phrases like "mystery illness", "mysterious causes" or "under mysterious circumstances" it always, always, always means someone from the future has been tampering with the timeline. When I say always I mean most of the time, because sometimes mystery simply indicates lack of knowledge. In this case, however, I suspect interference from the 29th century. People from then will have been such nefarious meddlers!