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Pakistan To Scour Google, Yahoo For Blasphemy

sv_libertarian sends in this excerpt from an AP report: "Pakistan will start monitoring seven major websites, including Google, Yahoo, and Amazon, for sacrilegious content, while blocking 17 other, lesser-known sites it deems offensive to Muslims, an official said Friday. The moves follow Pakistan's temporary ban imposed on Facebook in May that drew both praise and condemnation in a country that has long struggled to figure out how strict a version of Islam it should follow. ... 'If any particular link with offensive content appears on these websites, the (link) shall be blocked immediately without disturbing the main website,' [said Pakistan Telecommunication Authority spokesman Khurram Mehran]."

371 comments

  1. Fulltime Job by orsty3001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The department that will handle that will one day become larger than the IRS.

    1. Re:Fulltime Job by Kepesk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No it won't. All you have to do to find blasphemy on the internet is to type anything into Google. Found it!

    2. Re:Fulltime Job by Koby77 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The department that will handle that will one day become larger than the IRS.

      I was of the understanding that the Pakistan has good relations with China, so maybe they could get some firewall installed with a little help. If China can sensor the whole internet to the extent that it does, I have little doubt that that Pakistan could at least attempt to modify it for anti-Islamic comments instead of (or maybe in addition to) political dissent.

      So I guess that's the danger of censorship and anti-net neutrality. Once they get the ball rolling, it will probably become more efficient and more common, unfortunately.

    3. Re:Fulltime Job by rwa2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, really, what a job description!

      "Actively go out and find stuff that offends and appalls you"

      I hope they get paid well to have to essentially work with insults all day long.
      What metrics will they use to track their job performance? If they don't find enough offensive content, will they have to create their own to justify their existence?

    4. Re:Fulltime Job by Caledfwlch · · Score: 1

      Can you say "job security"?

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    5. Re:Fulltime Job by rainmouse · · Score: 5, Funny

      So if we can introduce Muhammad shaped icons into call centre systems they would have no choice but to move all the previously outsourced British tech support back into the UK and generate thousands of jobs.

    6. Re:Fulltime Job by Loopy · · Score: 1

      Have you SEEN how many of them stand around in the streets chanting Death To XXXXXX during work hours? I'm sure they can find plenty of 'em who would love to do the job of fundamentalist censor.

    7. Re:Fulltime Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wouldn't that be hazard pay? As it would, defacto, be endangering their immortal souls?

      Unless they hire athiests......

    8. Re:Fulltime Job by ragefan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just wait until they learn about Rule 34.

    9. Re:Fulltime Job by sycorob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they don't find enough offensive content, will they have to create their own to justify their existence?

      Have you seen the internet?

    10. Re:Fulltime Job by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, really, what a job description! "Actively go out and find stuff that offends and appalls you"

      I think they might need an Islamic equivalent of shabbos goy.

    11. Re:Fulltime Job by enjerth · · Score: 4, Funny

      With enough offensive stimuli, some are likely to suffer from premature detonation.

    12. Re:Fulltime Job by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the internet?

      The whole thing? No. But I spent some time at stileproject and consumptionjunction. And then I stopped, and somehow that made me a happier human being.

      It's like the old joke about the guy with all these problems with his life, and his rabbi or whatever tells him to get a goat. He comes back a week later and says the goat is making a horrible mess of everything! The solution? Get rid of the goat!

    13. Re:Fulltime Job by Doomdark · · Score: 1

      No, atheists wouldn't work... they wouldn't be appalled by lots of stuff such that sacrilege-censor should be. :)

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    14. Re:Fulltime Job by Surt · · Score: 3, Informative

      You left out the offensive part where it turns out the Rabbi was heavily invested in goat futures.

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    15. Re:Fulltime Job by smartr · · Score: 1

      Considering the people within these countries don't seem to have issues with harboring people who make death threats without locking them up, perhaps it's better these countries get fuzzy walls to protect themselves from starting violent wars instead of (or until) they actually adapt to modern society.

    16. Re:Fulltime Job by operagost · · Score: 1

      Let me start by getting Slashdot banned. The Qur'an is flawed because we have proof that it has been corrupted. After all, Mohammed's wife Aisha claimed, "During the time of the Prophet, the chapter of the Parties used to be two hundred verses when read. When 'Uthman edited the copies of the Quran, only the current (verses) were recorded." But then, she's a woman and her testimony only counts as half a man's (Sura 2:282, Bukhari Vol. 3, Book 48).

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    17. Re:Fulltime Job by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      Parts, but 4chan keeps bogging me down.

    18. Re:Fulltime Job by operagost · · Score: 1

      Death to XXXXXX

      That's some REALLY hardcore porn. I'd be against that, too. At least, it deserves its own .xxxxxx TLD. IANA will have to get right on that.

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    19. Re:Fulltime Job by asticia · · Score: 1

      Seriously, by "Actively go out and find stuff that offends and appalls you" they mean browse p0rn all day?

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    20. Re:Fulltime Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe she hadn't learned to count correctly, being only 9 and all

    21. Re:Fulltime Job by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Better still: just start a campaign to get anyone who calls these call-centers to blaspheme down the phone every time they call.

      It won't be long before all the jobs are shipped back to more tolerant people.

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    22. Re:Fulltime Job by Kpau · · Score: 1

      Ah, but in their deep dreams they want to EXPORT this psychotic need for thought-control and cultish totalitarianism to the entire world. Its like the old line about Puritanism: "The horrible feeling that someone somewhere is having fun." I don't care what you practice, stop thinking it applies to me or you may get tenfold of what you think you can dish out.

    23. Re:Fulltime Job by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the internet?

      I hear they hired a few RIAA lawyers soo if the INTERNET goes dead in a few days under the sheer load of DMCA takedown notices I'll catch you on Fido.Net... at 33.6kbps...I'll bring the uuenocoded goatsx and you grab the rick roll GL's...

    24. Re:Fulltime Job by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      This point is a valid one. If the speech they seek to censor is dangerous, then who will they sacrifice into it's teeth to seek it out? Why must the Muslim countries learn the hard way that you cannot define obscenity without yourself being obscene?

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    25. Re:Fulltime Job by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Actually this was my job at Rulespace Inc - look and grade content (which meant browsing porn all day). They made content filters and had this tool to train engines to recognize it more automatically.

      Trust me - after the first few days porn does desensitize you...

    26. Re:Fulltime Job by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be a first... supposedly it's against Sharia to make money off of money, which is why the Jews were pretty much handed the entire banking, insurance, and money transfer industry during the height of the Arabic Empire, back when they got along a little better.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharia#Trade

    27. Re:Fulltime Job by cannedwhoopass · · Score: 1

      Can you draw us an example of a Muhammad shaped icon and post it here?

    28. Re:Fulltime Job by SirRedTooth · · Score: 1

      Is that the best you can do? ;P Islam is a vengeful and bloodthirsty religion (like most other religions) You get your arm amputated for thieving making islam brutal, barbaric and stupid. If somebody was poor enough to steal by amputating their arm you are not going to improve the situation. You get buried to your waist while your family and other locals throw stones at you, if you have pre-martial sex making islam brutal and barbaric. You get hanged for blasphemy which is stupid. You get hanged for apostasy (leaving islam), which contradicts the idea of free will, making islam hypocritical. Women are treated as second class citizens making islam a sexist religion.

    29. Re:Fulltime Job by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Fix my brother's butt! [fixmybrothersbutt.com]

      Dude, thanks for introducing me to one of the most truly unexpected sites I've seen on the internet for a long time.

    30. Re:Fulltime Job by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      What about the verses removed from the Quran? I speak of the so-called satanic verses?

      Someone removed them because it wasn't seen as wise to keep a statement in which Mohammed alluded to polytheism as acceptable in the book.

    31. Re:Fulltime Job by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      Considering that the islamic asshats issue death warrants on anyone that draws an image of a fuzzy faced man wearing a turban, the article *to me* implies that once they find offensive content they may attempt to murder the author/owner of the content.

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    32. Re:Fulltime Job by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Actively go out and find stuff that offends and appalls you

      Have you ever met any Old People? They'll be queuing up for this job, and you only have to pay them in creamed corn and butterscotch.

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    33. Re:Fulltime Job by richlv · · Score: 1

      i hereby announce that the following are representations of muhammad :

      1
      2
      3
      4
      5
      6
      7
      8
      9

      0 is reserved for future use.

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    34. Re:Fulltime Job by blai · · Score: 1

      ... the Chinese.

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  2. 8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So does that mean they are only block my comment from being viewed, but not all of slashdot? I'd like to see how they plan on doing that.

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  3. Only one way this can end by 0racle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hilariously.

    Allah Akbar.

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    1. Re:Only one way this can end by interval1066 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Allah can suck it. Hezbollah, Al Quaida, Militant Mulims everywhere, come and get me.

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    2. Re:Only one way this can end by Leebert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you capable of defending yourself, or are you simply hiding behind the protection of your government? Are you always certain it will be able to protect you? Will you never leave its influence? Are you foolish enough to believe that once you leave its borders, it will go to the ends of the earth to protect you? Hint: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37907132/ns/world_news-mideastn_africa/

    3. Re:Only one way this can end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that some kind of (not-so) veiled threat?

    4. Re:Only one way this can end by men0s · · Score: 1

      So is Mohamed-Rolling going to be the new trend? However, I just can't think of any proper music to go along with allegedly blasphemous images of Mo.

    5. Re:Only one way this can end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred, or "Relax" by FGTH.

    6. Re:Only one way this can end by Leebert · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, it is the experience of someone who learned long, long ago not to talk all tough unless you're able and willing to back it up. Because eventually someone will call you on it.

      And to not count on your big friends, because they will not always be there to protect you.

      Lessons learned in high school are quite often apropos to real life, and quite often scale up to the nation state level.

    7. Re:Only one way this can end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
      Joe Jackson - It's Different For Girls
      The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian
      Michael Jackson - anything by the dead kiddie-fiddler who didn't like to show his face
      Amy Winehouse - You Know I'm No Good
      Dana International - Diva
      Jethro Tull - Living In The Past

    8. Re:Only one way this can end by kenj0418 · · Score: 1

      I'm hoping their repeated Googling to find things they object to actually pushes those things up on Google Suggestions. Sort of a self-service Streisand-effect.

    9. Re:Only one way this can end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baby Got Back, with clips of pigs thrown in.

    10. Re:Only one way this can end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why the fuck would I want to travel to that shithole?

    11. Re:Only one way this can end by Surt · · Score: 1

      How about 'I like big butts'
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImZTwYwCug
      The irony of course being that Mohammad was a pedophile, and would have hated big butts.

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    12. Re:Only one way this can end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but I am convinced that if enough people fight the kind of childlike stupidity that makes otherwise intelligent adults go crazy when you insult their imaginary friend, that there are not enough Wahabist-type crazies (I won't dignify them by referring to them as "Muslims") to stop us.

    13. Re:Only one way this can end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now even threats are oppressed under Sharia "law"? When will this madness stop...

    14. Re:Only one way this can end by interval1066 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think if your willing to bum-rush me with a child or a woman with a bomb strapped to their back you can probably kill me. I also think that if your sick enough to say that some one who has done these things in the name of God is beyond any kind of redemption. I hope that eventually the world will decide radical islam is a rabid dog to be put down. Finally, I will say that if you live by the sword be prepared to die by it. You'll never sleep, you'll never be satisfied, you'll never know peace. You claim the same of Americans, but let me tell you, I sleep well at night. Muslims the ones who are always gnashing their teeth and cursing Jews and preparing for war. That's not much of a life in my opinion. Let me ask you something; Say radical Islam is successful in wiping out all Jews, and the Americans are beaten back to the new world and not any threat. Will Islam finally rest? Honestly, my guess is no. There's still the schism between Sunni & Shi'a, and those pesky Sufis always preaching peace... its like a never ending laundry list of violence. Screw Islam, I'm sick of hearing about that nonsense.

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  4. Imagine the uproar if it was the other way round by syousef · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Imagine if these companies sought to block Pakistan or any other Islamic country. There would be uproar and claims of racism, anti-religious behaviour etc. etc. Yet when these same governments block sites for religious purposes it's considered some sort of right to choose (nevermind that it's on behalf of so many whose rights are stomped). I don't have an issue with people blocking their own access out of stupidity, but this idea that they can choose on behalf of others is a reminder of why religious rather than rational reasoning is so dangerous and has no place in politics.

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  5. Ah My by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It must be sad to so terrified that your religion will collapse if you don't control what the adherents read. Any religion that can only survive by censorship is a religion deserving of nothing but absolute scorn and the sincerest wish that it end up in the trash heap of worthless ideas.

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    1. Re:Ah My by bonch · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is basically the Pakistani version of the Fairness Doctrine--a government deciding what is fair and what should be read by its citizens. Situations like this are exactly why people oppose this stuff.

    2. Re:Ah My by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more about the Pakistani government trying to appease the hardliners. They tend to kowtow to the religious factions in the country, because without them they cannot maintain power.

      I agree about the aspect though - if your beliefs require faith, how can you ever force it on someone? Faith by nature comes from within. No external force can change that.

    3. Re:Ah My by cyber0ne · · Score: 2, Funny

      My thoughts exactly. If Facebook is stronger than your religion, then your religion could use a little strengthening. It reminds me of when a guy at a church I used to attend said that he saw The Da Vinci Code in the theater and it "challenged his faith." I suggested that he challenge his faith more often, it could really use the exercise.

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    4. Re:Ah My by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's a comparison in here somewhere between what Pakistan is doing and the Texas school book stuff.

      In both cases, we have religion so terrified of concepts that they actively seek to block the dissemination of said concepts.

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    5. Re:Ah My by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Funny

      The only thing the Da Vinci Code and that awful sequel challenged in me was my ability to suspend disbelief. What gawdawful dreck.

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    6. Re:Ah My by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Any religion that can only survive by censorship is a religion deserving of nothing but absolute scorn and the sincerest wish that it end up in the trash heap of worthless ideas.

      Any religion <snip> is a religion deserving of nothing but absolute scorn and the sincerest wish that it end up in the trash heap of worthless ideas.

      FTFY

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    7. Re:Ah My by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not about Islam. It's just their version of "Think of the Children!". It's about politicians trying to distract the general public from failings in their government. Trying to pretend that they are actually doing something about something. "We are seriously concerned about family and religious values in our country . . . blah, blah, blah . . . "

      Pakistani Press Conference Reporter: "What is the government doing about youth unemployment?"

      Government Spokesman: "By the way, have you taken a look at our new Internet Sacrilegious Content Campaign?"

      Pakistani Press Conference Reporter: "Um, eh . . I was asking about unemployment . . ."

      So it is nothing more than a "Think of the sacrilegious content!" cry.

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    8. Re:Ah My by PRMan · · Score: 0, Troll

      Is the religion in the second case atheism? Because I'm pretty sure that they were planning to teach both sides...

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    9. Re:Ah My by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Angels and Demons is also notable for the nastiest "don't try this at home" moment ever. Now boys and girls, if you ever stumble across an antimatter bomb that's about to go off, do not rush it to the nearest helicopter.

    10. Re:Ah My by H0p313ss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a comparison in here somewhere between what Pakistan is doing and the Texas school book stuff.

      In both cases, we have religion so terrified of concepts that they actively seek to block the dissemination of said concepts.

      Yup, you know your ideology is in trouble when you have to censor the ENTIRE world to defend it.

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    11. Re:Ah My by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to read up on the events in texas before trolling.

    12. Re:Ah My by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Similarly, arguments that project motives onto those you wish to disagree with (such as stating that Muslm laws are based on fear) are worthy of nothing but absolute scorn.

      The most serious failures in western relations with the Muslim world are based on failure of each to understand the motives of the other, typically because one side is trying to figure out what would drive itself to act the way the other is acting. You may think that people are all the same, but cultures are not.

    13. Re:Ah My by flitty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Comparing the Fairness Doctrine to the government blocking access to blasphemous websites shows me how much the Fairness Doctrine has become a catch-all boogeyman term for "censorship".

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    14. Re:Ah My by moz25 · · Score: 1

      They want a segregated society based on gender.

      We don't.

    15. Re:Ah My by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      Doesn't their religion say that such irreverent things MUST be stopped? In which case it's just their sacred duty to censor, not them being scared of anything. Perhaps their belief is so strong that they view their religion as unquestionably obvious fact, and are just as scared of irreverent speech as we are of someone saying something obviously incorrect like "2 + 2 = 1".

      Religious blinders aren't exclusive to the fanatics. Most religious people I've talked to have them, however small. Most religions have just evolved to be tolerant of people saying things which are, to them, nonsensical.

    16. Re:Ah My by CoffeeDog · · Score: 1

      I think in the case of the Texas' curriculum it was more of a political issue than a religious one. Same tactic, different game.

    17. Re:Ah My by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      2 + 2 = 1

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    18. Re:Ah My by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Your assessment that they view their religion unquestionably as fact is almost certainly correct, and to that end, rather than comparing their reaction to what we might feel if somebody were to try to say something manifestly false like "2+2=1", it would be much more like they are scared of irreverent speech in a very similar way that a lot of North Americans seem to be afraid of creation being taught in public schools... to the point that we even have laws that essentially prohibit it.

    19. Re:Ah My by mastropiero · · Score: 1

      But by claiming that W fails to understand M, you imply that there exist a set of values that both will recognize. If that is true, then the best way to find out what those values are is through reasoned argument, not through the application of a recooked version of a medieval plagiarism of bronze-age myths. Religion should not be allowed to be a player in this game.

    20. Re:Ah My by mea37 · · Score: 1

      On one hand, I'm puzzled by the fact that you started your comment with the word "but"; it implies that you think your point somehow relates to and contradicts something I said, which I don't see. My post did not address the merits (or lack thereof) of Muslim policy on censorship; it addressed the complete lack of merit in ascribing that policy to fear.

      On the other hand, I do think you're almost entirely wrong in the point of view you're expressing. As long as your idea for how the two sides can communicate is that the side that isn't you can change and behave the way you want it to, you will remain part of the problem.

      Religion is a defining characeristic of the cultures in countries like Pakistan. Your preferences, your "should" or "should not", don't enter into the equation; religion is a player. You don't allow or disallow others from deciding what processes they use to reach their conclusions.

    21. Re:Ah My by bonch · · Score: 1

      The Fairness Doctrine gives the government the power to determine what is "fair" coverage of a viewpoint by regulating how it is presented and even artificially boosting the coverage of opposing viewpoints.

      If some hardcore Christian became president, his administration might decide anti-Christianity sites constituted hate speech and have them regulated. Any regulation of public opinion by the government is a form of censorship.

    22. Re:Ah My by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Creationism can certainly be taught in schools, it just can't be taught as science, any more than Holocaust Denial can be taught as history. It isn't fear, but rather the hope that education actually serves to enlighten, rather than deliberately confuse to the benefit of some rather backwards religious folk who seriously think Genesis is real account of how the world came to be.

      Strikes me that teaching creationism in school is the same phenomenon as wanting to make sure no one blasphemes on the web, not the opposite.

      But if you want you're child lied to and told that science actually supports creationism, there are always public schools. To my mind, I don't want what all but the tiniest fraction of actual real live scientists think is pure bullshit taught in a science class, no?

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    23. Re:Ah My by Surt · · Score: 1

      Based on the relatively low damage that occurs when you detonate a nuclear bomb at altitude vs at ground level, could you explain why that is a bad idea in the antimatter case?

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    24. Re:Ah My by geekoid · · Score: 1, Funny

      Pakistan has Glenn beck to? those pore bastards.

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    25. Re:Ah My by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that an air burst does more damage, since the the shock wave propagates farther. Of course, I haven't exploded that many bombs...

    26. Re:Ah My by Surt · · Score: 1

      Apparently, we're both wrong:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_nuclear_explosions#Blast_damage

      There is apparently an optimal height for maximum surface damage, and it depends on the yield.

      So getting into the helicopter may or may not be the right decision, depending on how high you can get it vs the yield.

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    27. Re:Ah My by mastropiero · · Score: 1

      I am not disallowing them from using those processes. I simply assert their religious process is inferior because it is irrational, and brings them to the wrong conclusions.

      I am also saying that if the two sides are to understand each other, they should use the better of the two processes. If the west is in the wrong, so be it, but the way to reach that conclusion if it is true is not through religious means.

    28. Re:Ah My by fm6 · · Score: 1

      But that only says that some heights give better results than others. I don't see anything to contradict my notion that a zero height is less effective than any positive height. And it makes sense (to me, anyway) since a ground burst dissipates half the energy into the ground. This 0.5 loss would drop as you moved the bomb away from the ground. The optimum height would be that where this improvement starts being offset by energy that dissipates before it reaches the ground.

      (And recall that the Vatican bomb was underground when Tom Hanks found it, so ground absorption would be even higher.)

      Now, it's true that if the bomb is high enough, none of the blast reaches the ground. But I seem to recall that they only had a few minutes to get it to a safe height. I lack the expertise to crunch the numbers, but I really find it hard to believe that you could get a bomb capable of destroying the Vatican to a safe height in that time. Come to think of it, I'm suddenly skeptical that a small helicopter could even fly that high. (Does some googling.) The flight ceiling for the best helicopters is 8,000 feet. Probably a lot less for the little one shown in the movie.

    29. Re:Ah My by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Couple problems here.

      1. In both cases, the people aren't terrified. If anything they're angry.
      2. Talk about a false equivalence. Some Texan Christians want to revise school books to be more pro-Christian -- and that's just like a country of 180+ million Muslims banning massive segments of the Internet with broad popular support. Right.

    30. Re:Ah My by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Your argument is like saying "Think of the Children" has nothing to do with any real societal beliefs, just because it's abused by politicians.

      That makes no sense. If it has broad appeal and support among Muslims, then it is certainly "about Islam."

    31. Re:Ah My by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      The West is hardly "The ENTIRE world".

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    32. Re:Ah My by moz25 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, the thing is that it's impossible to have an intellectually equal conversation if both sides don't have equal access to information.

      So how are we to have a discussion about censorship with someone who's actually being censored?

    33. Re:Ah My by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Funny. I see more "censorship" actively on the left than on the right. It is called Political Correctness. That, and I've heard more left wing commentators crying for people like Rush and Beck to be tossed off the air, simply because they didn't like what they heard.

      Yeah, I know it is easy to bash "Christians" and all, but when are you going to start bashing those on the left for doing the same thing you're accusing the right of?

      The hypocrisy is thick.

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    34. Re:Ah My by mastropiero · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precisely the reason why I think the government of Palistan is doing a disservice to its people by censoring information that even if shocking to them, will make them think.

  6. Maybe the will outsource it by DnemoniX · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if they will ship this out to a call center in Mumbai. Now that would be funny.

    "Thank you for calling the blasphemy hotline, this is Steve, how may I direct your call?"

    1. Re:Maybe the will outsource it by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Thank you for calling the blasphemy hotline, this is Steve, how may I direct your call?"

      Caller: I would like to report a picture of Mohammed with a man's penis in his mouth.

      Steve: I see from your caller id that you are calling from the United States.

      Caller: Yes, what does that have to do with it?

      Steve: I'm afraid kind sir that it is not illegal to show pictures of your prophet performing fellatio on another man.

      Caller: This is an outrage! If I was in Pakistan, already six suicide bombers would be dispatched to deal with this blasphemy.

      Steve: If you like, I could transfer you to our Public Relations department. Just last week it forced the retirement of a cartoonist and the editing of a South Park cartoon.

      Caller: Will there be a fatwah? Or at least the severing of some body part?

      Steve: No, I am afraid that is illegal in the United States. But you can be assured the headline on tomorrow's New York Times.

      Caller: So this is what has become of jihad. Very well, but want at least one simpering liberal to defend my outrage, and perhaps an Evangelical Christian to call for the banning of homosexuality.

      Steve: That will be no problem, sir. Transferring you now...

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    2. Re:Maybe the will outsource it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if they will ship this out to a call center in Mumbai. Now that would be funny.

      "Thank you for calling the blasphemy hotline, this is Steve, how may I direct your call?"

      Mumbai is in India!!

    3. Re:Maybe the will outsource it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of a silly joke.

      A pakistani teen is feeling at his lowest and wants to kill himself, so he calls the suicide hotline.

      The guy on the hotline asks "can you drive a truck?"

    4. Re:Maybe the will outsource it by Atario · · Score: 1

      You were doing all right till you implied liberals defend fundamentalist Muslim outrage. I thought we were the Godless Atheist Commies -- suddenly we're supposed to defend not only religious stupidity, but extremist religious stupidity?

      Note to conservatives: just because you hate two different groups doesn't put them on a team together.

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  7. Monitoring Google? by mangu · · Score: 1

    Like this?

    1. Re:Monitoring Google? by pbrooks100 · · Score: 1
  8. hey religious nuts! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny


      0     <- Mohammed
    -|-
    / \

    Come censor slashdot!

    P.S.  I secretly rub bacon in all the other ingredients at Subway.

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    1. Re:hey religious nuts! by rwa2 · · Score: 1

          _
        \Q/
          |
        / \

      Jesus Christ!
      This is an OUTRAGE!

    2. Re:hey religious nuts! by dieth · · Score: 1

      P.S. I secretly rub bacon in all the other ingredients at Subway.

      You my friend are a hero, and a champion of bacon lovers everywhere.

    3. Re:hey religious nuts! by godrik · · Score: 1

      hats off !

    4. Re:hey religious nuts! by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Wait, for free!?! Free bacon flavor, that is so excellent. Seems I'll have to try out subway again.

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    5. Re:hey religious nuts! by phyrexianshaw.ca · · Score: 1

      You my friend are awesome. everybody needs a little more bacon.

    6. Re:hey religious nuts! by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      P.S. I secretly rub bacon in all the other ingredients at Subway.

      Pro tip: No self respecting Jew or Muslim who gave a damn about bacon would eat at Subway.

      Anyone know what the arabic phrase for "epic fail" is?

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    7. Re:hey religious nuts! by antdude · · Score: 1

      What happened to his head?

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    8. Re:hey religious nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your wack son!

    9. Re:hey religious nuts! by Slutticus · · Score: 0

      "Anyone know what the arabic phrase for 'epic fail' is?" I believe the term you are looking for is "dirka dirka"

    10. Re:hey religious nuts! by copponex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone know what the arabic phrase for "epic fail" is?

      I believe it goes something like, "Welcome to college, miss. I hope you continue to receive a good education."

      PS: This was also considered failure in the Old South.

    11. Re:hey religious nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hats off !

      Judging by how it renders on my computer, I think the head's off as well.

    12. Re:hey religious nuts! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Bacon if they're Lucky!

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    13. Re:hey religious nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minutes later...

                      * * *
      you -->  O    * * O * *   <-- suicide bomber
              -|-  * * -%- * *
              / \   * */ \* *

    14. Re:hey religious nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allah ackbar.

    15. Re:hey religious nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good job he had that swarm of bees to fend off the suicide bomber...

    16. Re:hey religious nuts! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Subway is the single most popular restaurant in the United States. And it has vegetarian food. Every manner of person eats there.

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    17. Re:hey religious nuts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh my allah, someone just chopped his head off! hard to ascend into heaven with no head.

  9. To paraphrase xkcd by c0d3g33k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Somewhere, someone on the internet is blaspheming. Duty calls.

  10. Blasphemy, get yer blasphemy right here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pakistan will start monitoring seven major websites, including Google, Yahoo and Amazon, for sacrilegious content

    The Pope Song, by Tim Minchin.

    Oh, wait, Pakistan's only monitoring for certain kinds of blasphemy, like cartoons of that other religious leader :) Carry on, Tim!

  11. Re:8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ITT: stuff we don't want pakistanis to find.

    carry on...

  12. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by Peach+Rings · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That would be hilarious, not offensive. I'd buy swag from whatever company vengefully blocked them back.

  13. Re:8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ah, but we do want pakistanis to find this. It is their government that doesn't wish for them to view it.

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  14. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    Yet when these same governments block sites for religious purposes it's considered some sort of right to choose

    Bullshit. The entire reason it is a big news story is because it is so bogus.

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  15. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by stanlyb · · Score: 1

    I kind of, make a link with the Android's ToS.... Since it is legally for Google to ban/kill "blasphemy" applications (because you agreed to ToS), why is not valid for Pakistan to ban/kill religious "blasphemy"??? Let me remind you that Pakistan people also agreed to their religious ToS...

  16. Responsibility by DIplomatic · · Score: 1

    At my job I have the added responsibility of monitoring the web for gaming articles and internet memes.

  17. Muhammad by andymadigan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Muhammad was just another drugged out nut in the desert. God (or Allah) is just fantasy. There is no God. The entire Islamic faith is based on fantasy.

    Come block Slashdot!

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    1. Re:Muhammad by Evildonald · · Score: 2, Funny

      The faith may be entire fantasy, but there are some good hygiene and food preparation tips in there if you don't have refrigeration!

    2. Re:Muhammad by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      They ripped all that stuff off the Jews.

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    3. Re:Muhammad by godrik · · Score: 1

      some of the things seems reasonnable:

      (from memory) "If some water is colored, do not drink it".

      That sounds like a good advice to me. :)

    4. Re:Muhammad by elloGov · · Score: 0

      Your disregard and disrespect towards others' identity is appalling. It's equally disheartening to see the modding of such ignorant, offensive, useless, reactionary comments being modded as insightful. It's one thing to disagree, but totally another to spew offensive hatred. You want respect, give respect. And NO; you feeling the same about and offending Christians, Jews, Hindus, Mexicans, atheist doesn't make your point any more valid or forgiving. It saddens me to see yet another inconsiderate "civilized, freedom loving, progressive" thinker jumping on the hate wagon. Would you offend your family and friends in such ways should they differ from you? I am sorry but as a human (agnostic in nature), I don't see any insight in your comment.

    5. Re:Muhammad by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      Muhammad was just another drugged out nut in the desert.

      While I'm not a Muslim and I'm rather hostile towards Islam, the guy - with but a tiny band of devout followers - managed to conquer huge swaths of land in his lifetime, and forge an empire out of the quarreling tribes of those lands that rapidly expanded further under the following rulers, and its legacy is still extremely prominent in this world today, 14 centuries after his death.

      "Just another drugged out nut" doesn't do him justice. Like him or not, he was definitely not your average man.

    6. Re:Muhammad by mastropiero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except for one thing: religion is not someone's identity. It is a set of ideas you can be persuaded of or reject, as shown by the capability of conversion from one to another. Disagreeing or mocking such a set is not hate, because it is not directed at the humans, nor are those humans forbidden to practice their faith if they so choose.

      Unfortunately it seems you have fallen for the argument that religion deserves extra respect from criticism or mockery. There is no reason why we should mock it any less than anything we already do.

    7. Re:Muhammad by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Stuff that was known about long before they put it in there.

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    8. Re:Muhammad by elloGov · · Score: 0

      I disagree with you. Religion objectively is not an identity, however, as part of one's belief it is part of their identity and culture. For many, a high priority if not the highest. Offending one's beliefs is not on par with offending them, let's say, for a pair of crocks. I refuse to prioritize mockery lacking consideration. I think I lost you by coming across as if it were the criticism/mockery of religion that I found distasteful. To reiterate, be critical of religion by all means, just don't do it in a blatant disrespectful manner.

    9. Re:Muhammad by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Even things that certainly constitute people's identities like sexual orientation, or even a person's sex, race, age, height, weight, and ability (or the lack thereof) are completely open to mockery. In particular, the more extreme a particular "identity" gets taken, the greater amount of mockery there is.

      Religion, which isn't an identity, is certainly, if not more open to mockery for that very reason.

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    10. Re:Muhammad by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      lol!!1
      you sound like you really mean it! good sarcasm!

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    11. Re:Muhammad by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      I don't see any insults, merely an evaluation of historical facts. If "god is a fantasy" is an insult to religious people then "god exists" should be considered an insult to atheists. When someone says "god exists" they're denying my belief that he doesn't, which is mean, so they should be chastised. Nobody is allowed to disagree with anybody about anything -- or if they disagree, they must not elaborate beyond the safe phrase "I disagree."

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    12. Re:Muhammad by elloGov · · Score: 0

      "drugged out nut"

    13. Re:Muhammad by andymadigan · · Score: 1

      It's being modded-up because of the issue at hand. If Pakistan wants to ban sites for "blasphemy", a completely ridiculous crime, then I will practice blasphemy. It is my right to do so in any free country. If I said your house was painted a stupid color, that would be my protected right. The fact that some may find it somehow more offensive to insult their religion is merely their personal view, they receive no more protection.

      Note that I didn't say that Muslims were evil, terrorists, should be killed, or anything of the sort, nor do I believe any of those things. I do believe what I said in my original post, and it is my right to say it. The government of Pakistan believes they can filter what their people can read on the grounds that they disagree with it. This is ridiculous, totalitarian concept. They stupidity of their actions should be brought to light at every opportunity.

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    14. Re:Muhammad by andymadigan · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm? What sarcasm? I stated my honest beliefs. I'm sure in Pakistan they would want me executed. In fact, as a gay atheist I should probably avoid the entire Middle East.

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    15. Re:Muhammad by Fnord666 · · Score: 1
      "The government of Pakistan believes they can filter what their people can read on the grounds that they disagree with it. "

      Sounds like the Catholic church to me.

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    16. Re:Muhammad by andymadigan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I don't see the Vatican filtering out what their follows can see, though I've heard Scientology does something like that.

      Not that I have any more respect for Christianity/Catholicism than Islam.

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    17. Re:Muhammad by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm? What sarcasm? I stated my honest beliefs. I'm sure in Pakistan they would want me executed. In fact, as a gay atheist I should probably avoid the entire Middle East.

      i'm sure of that. but please notice the detail that i replied to elloGov, not you.
      and i feel that if you can't exercise your right to free speech you don't have the right to free speech.

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    18. Re:Muhammad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Charles Manson, Jim Jones, and Hitler were known for bringing people together and making accomplishments too. Doesn't mean that we're not allowed to ridicule them and their followers for what they are. So why should anyone else be treated any differently?

    19. Re:Muhammad by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You should absolutely ridicule them for what they are - rather than what they're not. For example, I wouldn't call Hitler "just another drugged out nut", either. A genocidal maniac with such overwhelming charisma and talent for speaking is not a common occurrence.

    20. Re:Muhammad by andymadigan · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I got the indentation level confused. On your second point, I agree 100%.

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  18. Net neutrality by bonch · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is Pakistan's form of net neutrality. Doesn't it make you excited to bring it over to the States? I'm sure nothing but good would come of it.

  19. This is what happens by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When you bend over backwards to accommodate radicals. Facebook caved in so easily, now Islam wants to police the entire internet...

    There's an old saying: Give them an inch and they will take a mile.

    I feel sorry for non radical muslims living in Pakistan because you will soon lose access to slashdot? Why? Because of the following comment:

    Mohammed was not the prophet of god, he was a homosexual violence crazed pedophile who enjoyed sneaking pork sandwiches between cock-sucking sessions.

    To Pakistan, with love from yours truly and probably quite few of us here on slashdot.

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    1. Re:This is what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      There's an old saying: Give an Islamic radical an inch and he'll beg you to stick the other seven in.

      FTFY

    2. Re:This is what happens by Orleron · · Score: 2

      What are these "non-radical" muslims you speak of? I cannot hear them complaining anywhere.

    3. Re:This is what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mohammed was not the prophet of god, he was a homosexual violence crazed pedophile who enjoyed sneaking pork sandwiches between cock-sucking sessions.

      Sir, I salute you.

    4. Re:This is what happens by ThisIsAnonymous · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bending over backwards to "accommodate" someone will get you killed in Pakistan. You can only "accommodate" in the missionary position.

    5. Re:This is what happens by astar · · Score: 1

      RTFA, seems they are going to be limited in what they censor on the popular sites. Now in the USA there is significant pressure for censorship at public libraries. A reasonable solution on sex censorship, at least used at Tacoma Public Library, was to do sex censorship, but only of images. I think this is a lot better than some sort of secret commercial censor ware. Now in a way the pakistan stuff is a bit similar, but affects private citizens at home.

      In the totality I think there some significant similarities between sex issues here and religious issue there. To push some of the sex issues consider text or cartoons about underage females on your home computer. A lot of vocal types start talking abut summary execution. Sort of interesting.

      Now Pakistan still has some sovereignty. It has some democracy, if that seems important. Is it a republic? Not sure but I am inclined to think so at least somewhat. Is it a theocracy? I do not think so, so it starts out better in my head around this than say Israel or Saudi Arabia. Yemen Iran. Taliban. Etc.

      Here is some little history. These days the treaty of westphalia gets quite a bit of attack from evil sorts. But this was a real big deal in religious freedom and sovereignty. Maybe you would be wise to work with a resolution of these two items and realize different countries really need to have some differences to function right. Of course, liberal economics, oh now called things like globalization and transparency, is hostile, very explicitly, to sovereignty. But maybe you should spend some time thinking about pushing Westphalia in SW Asia?

    6. Re:This is what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that you can't hear them doesn't mean they don't exist.

      And is it now incumbent on absolutely everyone of any religion to condemn the extremists loudly enough for you to hear? Shall I begin to expect the Pope to apologize for and condemn the actions of the Lord's Resistance Army in Uganda? I've yet to hear Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman speak out against the JDL.

    7. Re:This is what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IDK, I still have have the draw muhammad group...

    8. Re:This is what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that you can't hear them doesn't mean they don't exist.

      Well, then, where's the evidence that they DO exist?

      Until they speak up, they're no more real than the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy.

      Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy?

      And is it now incumbent on absolutely everyone of any religion to condemn the extremists loudly enough for you to hear? Shall I begin to expect the Pope to apologize for and condemn the actions of the Lord's Resistance Army in Uganda? I've yet to hear Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman speak out against the JDL.

      And whatever Catholics that were in New Zealand were known to dance in the streets and hand out candy whenever the IRA would conduct a bombing.

      Oh, wait, they weren't.

      That was Muslims around the world on 9/11. Dancing and the streets and celebrating the murder of thousands of civillians. After all, those thousands were only kafirs and therefore deserved to die...

      Islam is the only culture in the history of humanity that CELEBRATES the cold-blooded murder of others. For sure, other cultures have DONE it, but they sure as hell never CELEBRATED it. If the worst of the crazed Nazis knew enough to try to hide their efforts to exterminate Jews. Today, Islam OPENLY calls for genocide of Jews while OPENLY working for the weapons with which to actually DO IT.

      There's an evil blackness within Islam as practiced today.

    9. Re:This is what happens by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I feel sorry for non radical muslims living in Pakistan because you will soon lose access to slashdot? Why? Because of the following comment:

      Mohammed was not the prophet of god, he was a homosexual violence crazed pedophile who enjoyed sneaking pork sandwiches between cock-sucking sessions.

      The thing is, by even the Quran's word, only half of that is actually untrue.

    10. Re:This is what happens by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I've never seen it specified that there were 72 female virgins awaiting the martyr.

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    11. Re:This is what happens by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      sneaking pork sandwiches

      Dude, pork is meat that fries in its own fat. You can't hold that against anybody, even hypocrites.

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  20. Curious... by Derosian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if this will spark Anonymous into trolling them? I mean more than they are already.

    1. Re:Curious... by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this will spark Anonymous into trolling them? I mean more than they are already.

      An dhow long before some poor confused old mullah declares a fatwah agains the ENTIRE western world?

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    2. Re:Curious... by demonbug · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this will spark Anonymous into trolling them? I mean more than they are already.

      An dhow long before some poor confused old mullah declares a fatwah agains the ENTIRE western world?

      No problem. We'll just switch the prime meridian and the 180th meridian really quick, so his followers end up wiping out themselves.

  21. Not surprising for religiously motivated people by CodePwned · · Score: 1

    The more people are able to see the world through the internet the more freedom's they see everyone else has and the less control religion has on them. People are starting to think for themselves instead of being sheep. The method of control that has worked for centuries is starting to erode away. The fear mongering that was once possible is much more difficult and the result is outright violence.

    This is a story of desperate people who hide behind religion as a method of control who are forced to control what people can read or see in order to retain that control. Unfortunately for them it's only a matter of time before it completely erodes.

    People today want to follow those who make sense with their rule, not declare they are sent by God, or "chosen".

    1. Re:Not surprising for religiously motivated people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who would win in a fight for the title "Control"?

      In the blue corner Censorship.

      In the red corner Marketing.

    2. Re:Not surprising for religiously motivated people by trentfoley · · Score: 1

      People today want to follow those who make sense with their rule, not declare they are sent by God, or "chosen".

      Apparently, you do not live in midwestern US, or do not live in a red state. Religious fundamentalism is alive and well. And, people are indeed sheep.

      Either that, or you are a young idealist that hasn't been smacked in the face by the cold hard reality of ubiquitous stupidity.

      Hangovers make me sour and cynical.

  22. We didn't want them on our websites anyway. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are all prejudiced!

  23. Grow up by TheOtherChimeraTwin · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just because you know calling another kid a name will make him mad doesn't mean that you should do it. A little respect, please.

    1. Re:Grow up by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just because someone is going to get mad, doesn't mean I shouldn't do it. I'll exercise discretion as I please, who are you to dictate your ideas of respect to me?

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    2. Re:Grow up by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If he's going to trample on other people's rights over it, you're damn right I should. This isn't about making people mad. I know some Muslims, they're decent enough, and I don't really care for offending people just for the sake of it, but this isn't about offending people. This is about people who want to control other people's inherent right to free speech , and I would rather stand up and say yes, I have free speech, and if you don't like what I, or anyone else, has to say, if you find it offensive, that's fine, you have the right to be offended, but if you want to stop anyone, go fuck a pig. Warning, link NSFP (not safe for Pakistan).

      Oh, and maybe your idea that what other people think should influence what I can say is offensive to me, so you should stop.

    3. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC insults somebody for insulting somebody.

      Priceless.

    4. Re:Grow up by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This raises an old question.
      Who is more mature;
      the person who says empty words to anger another,
      or the person who lets nothing but empty words anger them?

      Not defending the act of insulting another for fun, just defending the right to do so. And to point out that you took the bait as the OP intended.

    5. Re:Grow up by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      But the AC is right... freedom of speech is no excuse for being ignorant, intolerant and offensive.

      Though... flying civilian filled airliners into a civilian target causing thousands of pointless deaths IS a great reason for being offensive, but not ignorant or intolerant.

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    6. Re:Grow up by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      You can't give offense, only take it.

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    7. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mistake the purpose of the first amendment. It isn't to provide excuses of any sort, it is to provide a right.

      Muhammad was a pork-loving pedophile who told stories of himself hallucinating in the desert in order to raise armies to kill innocent women and children

      It is my right to say that, and I refuse to offer an excuse.

    8. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this point, that's like someone saying that they get mad because you're breathing. Should you stop breathing when they're around?

      NO! We're in a different fucking country, with ENTIRELY different values about everything. If they don't like the way we do things, they can go fuck themselves and just not go here. Stupid for them to actively block it, when it'd be far easier for them to just... not visit the website. Perhaps post a list of 'bad website's - avoid at your discretion' type of thing.

      But in either case, no. I'm tired of us having to change because of something retarded on the opposite side of the planet. It's as bad as people who get offended by a thread on a message board, and then rant inside of it. If you didn't like it, DON'T CLICK IT! It's not a difficult concept!

    9. Re:Grow up by Omegamogo · · Score: 1

      You mistake the urging to be willingly civil for the abridgment of your rights.

    10. Re:Grow up by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      It is my right to say that, and I refuse to offer an excuse.

      Yup, but that doesn't make your opinion intelligent, educated or insightful.

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    11. Re:Grow up by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Who's being intolerant? Mocking something does not make one intolerant. Just because someone bashes aspects of Islam (or any religion or idea for that matter) does not mean they are intolerant of Muslims. Plenty of people think Raptor Jesus is funny and hate Christianity, but as long as I'm not going to to try to silence them, that doesn't mean they would not tolerate me (a Christian). It's pretty ignorant to suggest people are intolerant because some people are offended.

    12. Re:Grow up by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      You mistake my expression of displeasure at TheOtherChimeraTwin for being thinking he knows better than I what I should say, for me making a statement concerning the abridgment of my rights.

      He wasn't abridging my rights, he was being an ass. I was merely calling him on that.

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      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    13. Re:Grow up by enjerth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having no sense of humor is no excuse for limiting free speech.

    14. Re:Grow up by mastropiero · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You miss the point of this entirely. Prohibition of blasphemy is a rule you set up for the members of *your* faith only, not for others. Trying to impose your rules over people who have not signed up for your religion has to be called on.

    15. Re:Grow up by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That wasn’t his opinion, it was merely an illustration of his opinion that people should be allowed to say that if they want to.

      --
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    16. Re:Grow up by Revek · · Score: 1

      Islam does not consider other religions. It is a crime to convert away. There is no choice. Here is mine. What did Muhammad say to the pig? ....Mamma

    17. Re:Grow up by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Just because you know calling another kid a name will make him mad doesn't mean that you should do it. A little respect, please.

      Is it very respectful towards Muslims to liken them to children with no self-control?

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    18. Re:Grow up by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      In a first world country, that's called assault and battery. We don't tolerate it (oops, there we go on "tolerance" again).

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    19. Re:Grow up by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      go fuck a pig

      Personally, I'm more offended by the poor quality of the drawing in that link. And why is he wearing nylons? Now they're calling him a transvestite pig-fucker?

    20. Re:Grow up by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      But the AC is right... freedom of speech is no excuse for being ignorant, intolerant and offensive.

      Actually, it is. Freedoms don't mean anything unless you exercise them.

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    21. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now they're calling him a transvestite pig-fucker?

      Given that pigs don't normally wear clothes, how can they be transvestites?

    22. Re:Grow up by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      But the AC is right... freedom of speech is no excuse for being ignorant, intolerant and offensive.

      Really now? The AC is wrong. Freedom of speech gives me as much right to insult you, your family, and your religion as I want. It also says you can ignore, or speak up against it too.

      Freedom of speech does not say: "I'm not allowed to insult you, but you can insult me." Which is very quickly becoming the status quo.

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    23. Re:Grow up by kokoko1 · · Score: 1

      You drow up, instead of giving stupid links in your comments. See this makes me angry coz you intentionally tries to make me angry, and this is the problem with you guys. You do not respect others feelings just dying for the right of free speech even if that fucking free speech hurts ppl around you. It all start with when you start thinking that what are you saying or writing is your right even if this fucking rights hurt billions of ppl, if you thinks for a moment before doing anything stupid that 'what if someone get hurt with this' then I am sure you will never do the stupid things.

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    24. Re:Grow up by rcharbon · · Score: 1

      Yes! Pakistan should have free speech! Just like... uh... nobody?

      The US needs Pakistan, to make what "free speech" remains here appear relatively free.

    25. Re:Grow up by Michael+Kristopeit · · Score: 0
      Sir_Lewk, real name Luke Greco, pulls this stunt every time muslims or muhammad are brought up. he constantly responds to himself and somehow gets moderated as "+5 insightful" 10 comments in a row for being blasphemous, and then every reply which exercises the author's own free speech, the same free speech that Luke Greco is seemingly defending and moderators are seemingly agreeing with, are moderated as "-1 troll". i had "+2 excellent karma" and in 1 thread of pointing out his ignorance and hypocrisy, and the ignorance and hypocrisy and broken, exploitable nature of the comment moderation system, i now have "+0 bad karma."

      basically him and other fundamentalists like clone53421, real name Stephen Alongi, (who as it turns out responds below) team up and pool their multitudes of accounts, which they've used to feed each other's karma, and hijack slashdot's systems of control. they undermine the credibility of this site. stephen alongi (clone53421... sometimes clone5342121) is a counselor at kansas bible camp... seemingly making this more a religious turf battle than a call for free speech protections. the moderations are heavily biased and inconsistent.

      Luke Greco and Stephen Alongi are both ignorant hypocrites who have no respect for others or themselves.

      there is no doubt this comment contains much insight and on topic reason for interest. let's see what happens.

      they are NOTHING.

    26. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because someone is going to get mad, doesn't mean I shouldn't do it.

      no, but it does indeed mean that if you did do it you would be being disrespectful.

      I'll exercise discretion as I please, who are you to dictate your ideas of respect to me?

      since when does someone dictating that you do something ask "please"?

      you are an ignorant hypocrite Sir_Lewk, real name: luke greco. keep pulling these stunts. keep using your pools of accounts to moderate yourself up and those that point out your ignorance and hypocrisy down. are you that scared of the truth? does muhammad have this much control over your life?

    27. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He wasn't abridging my rights, he was being an ass. I was merely calling him on that.

      no... you said he was dictating. he asked "please." you are wrong.

      you said your definition of respect didn't fit his, and thus that by not respecting the muslims stated request to not make imagery regarding muhammad, which you did specifically because they requested you not do, that somehow you weren't disrespecting the request. how could you even respect yourself after being so obviously wrong?

      you are an ignorant hypocrite.

      Sir_Lewk is Luke Greco. him and clone53421 (Stephen Alongi) troll every religious story on slashdot. they are NOTHING.

    28. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is my right to say that, and I refuse to offer an excuse.

      Yup, but that doesn't make your opinion intelligent, educated or insightful.

      That wasn’t his opinion, it was merely an illustration of his opinion that people should be allowed to say that if they want to.

      yeah, and H0p313ss' point, which you obviously are too stupid and brainwashed by the kansas bible camp to understand, was that some of the things that people say, things they are completely allowed to say, are not intelligent, educated or insightful.

      like every comment you've ever made, for instance, STEPHEN ALONGI (clone53421).

    29. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, in a first world country, in this case "throwing elbows" equating to "detonating nuclear bombs", that's called "war". last i checked pakistan, a muslim majority state, was one of the very few countries who has demonstrated nuclear capabilities and has not joined the united states in the non-proliferation treaty.

      this isn't about american "free speech", where last i checked it's still illegal to yell "fire" in a crowded room, it's about respect, and luke greco (Sir_Lewk) and stephen alongi (clone53421) have none.

    30. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, the last "threats of violence" from muslims also didn't fly... well, at least after they hit the buildings they didn't fly anymore.

    31. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's being intolerant? Mocking something does not make one intolerant.

      what about when that "something" is toleration of a request to not mock something?

      you retards are going to start a nuclear war... to what end? you love jesus too much that you can't just shut the fuck up and do something positive with your time and speech?

    32. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mods disagree, asshole. Oh, and cyber-bullying and cyber-stalking are highly illegal (in case nobody ever told you).

    33. Re:Grow up by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Suprized it took you so long to find this discussion Michael Kristopeit, I was starting to feel lonely!

      I do find it amusing how you and your sockpuppet madddddddddd (1710534) are actually trying to convince people that I'm the troll though. Your karma is so low I had to go out of my way to read your recent posts in a thread the moderators forgot about days ago. Oh, you might want to check out how the comment system and karma works yourself, I haven't responded to myself yet in this thread, I've just responded to people who were sence modded into oblivioun by others. You'd think that you of all people would have figured out that who "browsing at low karma levels" thing by now.

      And your claim that your shit karma is entirely mine and clone53421's fault is laughable, considering your other account has such shit karma as well and wasn't involved in that dicussion until near the end. That you go on to complain about us using multiple accounts (untrue) is even more hilarious in light of madddddddddd (1710534)'s existence. Your opposition to hypocrisy lacks any sort of self-reflection. You are the embodiment of irony.

      No wait, I take that back, you are NOTHING, and the moderators agree.

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      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    34. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are actually astroturfing for Pakistan simply because you are afraid of nuclear war, I think that might just be even more hilarious and retarded than my previous suspicions (that you were just an idiot troll who thought it'd be fun to be contrarian).

      If these people are so unstable that they'd be willing to lob nukes halfway around the world just because somebody on the internet (correctly, here is the proof) asserted that Muhammad sucks dicks, then we should not be quiet about the situation. If you are willing to let yourself be controlled by tyrants, then your rights are meaningless.

      Your assertion of course is fullblown retarded though, Pakistan would never launch a nuclear attack against another nuclear superpower (or against anyone else for that matter). That is why they haven't nuked India, where people have committed far more offensive acts of "blasphemy" on a regular basis.

    35. Re:Grow up by mastropiero · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact I believe in no god, so none of those rules apply to me. I can mock anything I wish (including you and me) as it is my right as a human being. I will exercise my right when I need to remind those who will have peace by running a sword through the dissidents.

      they CAN detonate nuclear bombs, and they're more likely to do so the more you exercise your rights to provoke them.

      Your masochism is noted. All those people need to put the finger on the Doomsday Switch (TM) is for you to write a work of fiction, and for them not to read it. Enjoy your defeat, but I ask you to not do so in my name.

    36. Re:Grow up by Michael+Kristopeit · · Score: 0
      we'll see if the dean of drexel university agrees. does drexel not encourage or support respect and acceptance? are all drexel university alumni as bigoted as you are? what about the boy scouts of america? or is that what this is really all about? not about free speech at all john luke greco? really about one religious organization so scared of another that it hypocritically attempts to silence them in the name of free speech? does christianity not directly command thou shalt not take the lord's name in vain? JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE RETARDED AND HYPOCRITICAL.

      i also emailed your employer, comcast, and your mother. lets see if everyone agrees.

    37. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just interviewed by the Drexel University Office of Student Conduct and Community Standards.

      they are nice people.

    38. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm pointing out that you an ignorant hypocrite and the ONLY possible thing you could be affecting is instigating a nuclear war.

    39. Re:Grow up by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Cool story bro. You remember to tell them that you've been sending me death threats?

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      "linux is just DOS with a UNIX like syntax" -- Galactic Dominator (944134)
    40. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh oh... looks like drexel already shut down your public student file server account. the drexel university owned server where you distributed complete copyrighted books as PDF ebooks, such books as "Data Structures and Algorithms", "The C Programming Language", and "Introduction to the Theory of Computation"... books who were authored by, and whose copyrights are held by individuals that frequent this site. how do you think they feel about you stealing their work and openly and freely distributing it? i wonder how the dean felt before he had them shut you down. i especially wonder what your mother and the head of the Office of Student Conduct and Community Standards felt about your drawing, that you also distributed on the drexel university student file servers, that depicted a 14 year old engaged in a sex act.

      John Luke Greco, Sir_Lewk, is NOTHING.

    41. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that trolls who dare to register, and who are rapidly slapped down by the smoothly-working Karma system, always seem to bitch about the unfairness of the moderation and find a few registered users of good reputation whom they can accuse of ganging up with "pools of accounts" to moderate themselves up and the trolls down?

    42. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're probably right... it's probably just a coincidence that 20 minutes after talking with them, the offending content in your "stuff" directory on your www.cs.drexel.edu student file server account was removed from the system.... i'm sure you just happened to coincidentally remove that content yourself... content that has been there since 2007... lame attempt to convey the belief that i'm lying, bro.

      how come on this site, at the very bottom there is a link to your drexel university student account where you served up copyrighted texts as pdf ebooks free to download?

      i was contacted by the office. i did tell them about the files. they were removed. who do you think they'll contact next?

    43. Re:Grow up by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      That wasn’t his opinion, it was merely an illustration of his opinion that people should be allowed to say that if they want to.

      No argument. Just FYI... I don't know who the AC (troll?) is who responded to this, but it ain't me. I looked at your other comments and I certainly don't think they are all useless or incorrect.

      Peace, out.

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    44. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just FYI... I don't know who the AC (troll?) is who responded to this, but it ain't me.

      I know it wasn't you. Better known by (one of) his registered username(s): http://slashdot.org/~Michael+Kristopeit

    45. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      looks like someone is on the defensive. what happened to not taking shit from anyone? what happened to holding your own and embracing and expressing your god given freedom of expression? now you want to hide behind the law?

      coward, indeed.

    46. Re:Grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not masochism to point out that someone with nuclear bombs that has a stated law that action X requires punishment Y, where punishment Y can be satisfied by detonating a nuclear bomb, that perhaps that someone will exercise that option... it's logic... they aren't saying "death to steve" on the pakistani streets... they're saying "death to america".

      instigating further is ignorant and hypocritical, and can only lead to more chance of retaliation. you can not truthfully claim that isn't true.

      you have every right to choose to be ignorant and hypocritical, but you'd have to be ignorant and hypocritical to make that choice.

  24. why bother by slick7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An intolerant, closed minded, excuse of a religion deserves true excommunication. Cut off all web contact with Pakistan so that no slight, accidental or deliberate, could occur.
    People who insist on living in the past will be buried with it.

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    1. Re:why bother by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the same as they are doing?

      I, for one, am not threatened by their speech or ideals, even though I don't agree with them.

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      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
    2. Re:why bother by stdarg · · Score: 1

      I'm not threatened by spam either, but I still like to get rid of it.

    3. Re:why bother by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the same as they are doing?

      I, for one, am not threatened by their speech or ideals, even though I don't agree with them.

      Nor am I, however, never underestimate the power of human stupidity. If their rhetoric stopped at words only, I would have no problem. Islamists have a proven record of killing what doesn't suit their needs. These "people" and I use the term lightly, would cut off their nose to spite their face if it would prove a point.

      --
      The mind conceives, the body achieves, the spirit manifests.
  25. Yoo hoo, boys, look at THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    To make sure Slashdot is banned from Pakistan, it isn't enough to point out that Mohammed was a pedophile, although he was. It will be necessary to also insult the terrorist loving spokesman for Pakistan Telecommunication Authority Khurram Mehran, and secretly homosexual Ministry of Information Technology Muhammad Latif Khan Khosa.

    From the Koran: "The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old"

    1. Re:Yoo hoo, boys, look at THIS by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      From the Koran: "The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old"

      Or, possibly 16 and 19, depending on the translation. Just sayin.

    2. Re:Yoo hoo, boys, look at THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not even in the Qur'an but most people agree it was likely 19/21 years old.

    3. Re:Yoo hoo, boys, look at THIS by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Or, possibly 16 and 19, depending on the translation. Just sayin.

      I've had an interesting discussion on /. on this topic before (in a rather surprising role of Muhammad's advocate), but this is the first time I hear of it. It seems that mainstream position of all Islamic schools on this is, indeed 6 and 9. Do you have any references for the numbers you gave?

    4. Re:Yoo hoo, boys, look at THIS by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      6, 9, 16, 19, and 21 are indistinguishable in written Arabic? No wonder they invented numerals...

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    5. Re:Yoo hoo, boys, look at THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, possibly 16 and 19, depending on the translation. Just sayin.

      I've had an interesting discussion on /. on this topic before (in a rather surprising role of Muhammad's advocate), but this is the first time I hear of it. It seems that mainstream position of all Islamic schools on this is, indeed 6 and 9. Do you have any references for the numbers you gave?

      Yeah - it's called "wishful thinking".

      The "wonderful" pig-turd-of-a-Prophet (propeller beanie upon him) popped a 9-year-old girl. After marrying her when she was 6.

    6. Re:Yoo hoo, boys, look at THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that would be reinterpreting the Quran, wouldn't it? And according to pretty much every Islamic nutjob out there, none of that is unacceptable. In other words, liberal Muslims can assume she was 19, the jihadists de facto endorse pedophilia. Funny how that works out.

    7. Re:Yoo hoo, boys, look at THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorist sympathizer. Fuck the mooslims, and all brown peoples!

  26. Re:8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    They would likely block any page that showed your comment, including the main article page. That's how I interpreted their comment (they probably were thinking of Web 1.0 when they wrote it, and not the modern web of visitor-created content mixing with site content).

  27. More State Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This stuff seems to me more the product of totalitarian thinking and less uniquely "Islamic". Case in point, these Russians facing jail for blasphemy:

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=104734902

    Fundamentalists of all stripes are a threat to basic freedoms.

  28. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    Most people that believe in liberal democracy don't agree that it is OK for Pakistan to do it.

    Most people that are strongly nationalistic probably believe it is OK for Pakistan to do it, but also think that blocking al-jazeera is appropriate too.

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  29. Re:Maybe they will outsource it by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Ha, that is full of win!

  30. You Grow Up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Fundamentalist thought in all faith is dangerous, right now: in our time, fundamentalist Muslim thought is our ENEMY. The war will be fought with education, and educating to begin with: the "I may disagree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it" is a good start.

  31. slipping through.. by Necron69 · · Score: 1

    The more you tighten your grip, Pakistan, the more web sites will slip through your fingers.

    Necron69

    ps. Apologies to Princess Leia

  32. Blame the airline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah... right.
    Prevent an airline from operating in you country because a passenger misbehaved.

  33. Is there a way to block Pakistan? by JSBiff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you're running a website, is there a way to detect visitors who are (probably) in Pakistan (like, is there a specific block of IPs that is assigned to Pakistan), to redirect them to a page explaining that you'd rather not risk getting a death sentence from Pakistan, so you are not willing to serve content in that jurisdiction?

    I say everyone should just create an Internet Embargo against Pakistan if they're going to be like that. Cut em off.

    1. Re:Is there a way to block Pakistan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're running a website, is there a way to detect visitors who are (probably) in Pakistan (like, is there a specific block of IPs that is assigned to Pakistan), to redirect them to a page explaining that you'd rather not risk getting a death sentence from Pakistan, so you are not willing to serve content in that jurisdiction?

      Alternatively, send them to goatse, GNAA, and extra pictures of mohammed fucking a pig.

    2. Re:Is there a way to block Pakistan? by finite_automaton · · Score: 1
      All things are possible, it's just a question of how much work you want to put into it.

      is there a way to detect visitors who are (probably) in Pakistan (like, is there a specific block of IPs that is assigned to Pakistan)

      http://www.find-ip-address.org/ip-country/

      redirect them to a page explaining that you'd rather not risk getting a death sentence from Pakistan, so you are not willing to serve content in that jurisdiction?

      http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.2/mod/mod_rewrite.html

    3. Re:Is there a way to block Pakistan? by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      There are a variety of ways to geolocate an IP. It's not exact, there are gaps, but most of the time you can get country without a problem. I've used InfoDB's free geolocation database and it works nicely, they also have an API if you don't want to run your own DB. http://ipinfodb.com/ip_database.php Lots of non-free ones out there too.

      Although the easiest would be a simple hosted javascript that does all the work and gives a screen wide overlay explaining how you support Internet Freedom and wish Pakistan wasn't censoring. Or maybe just a 'Hi Pakistan, I have a joke for you. Mohammad, Jesus and L Ron Hubbard walked into a bar one day...'. Then a single line on any webpage would get the message out there.

    4. Re:Is there a way to block Pakistan? by balbus000 · · Score: 1

      This is pretty good.

    5. Re:Is there a way to block Pakistan? by matt4077 · · Score: 1

      The people actually using the internet are probably not the ones behind this policy. Denying them information won't solve anything. Nor will mocking them or their religion lead anywhere, even though it's so much fun.

    6. Re:Is there a way to block Pakistan? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Of course they are. You think people who don't use the Internet would even know about the issue?

      This was done by the Lahore High Court at the behest of a group of concerned lawyers, as was the Facebook ban. It's not some mullahs in a cave screaming about the Internet and demanding it be blocked for everyone.

    7. Re:Is there a way to block Pakistan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the pirate bay should block the US because US companies are being dicks and trying to sue them.

    8. Re:Is there a way to block Pakistan? by tokul · · Score: 1

      If you're running a website, is there a way to detect visitors who are (probably) in Pakistan

      http://www.countryipblocks.net/
      took less than 5 minutes in some search engine.

  34. Google will be easy... by jimmyfrank · · Score: 2, Informative

    Google's page is pretty simple, a text box and a button, not a ton of content.

  35. What will they call it? by MrKevvy · · Score: 1

    Great Firewall of China.
    Great Fatwahl of Pakistan?

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  36. Delicate sensibilities must be protected! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because, of course, while we can offend Christians, Jews, leftists, rightists, moderates, environmentalists, and so-on...

    everyone knows how delicate the sensibilities of journalist-beheading Muslims are, and that they cannot take the trauma of someone implying that there could be anything less than perfect in their culture.

  37. FUCK OFF!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just because you know calling another kid a name will make him mad doesn't mean that you should do it. A little respect, please.

    When the entire PURPOSE of that anger is to squelch dissent and stifle free speech?

    FUCK OFF!!!!

    This world will be a much better and safer when Islam is dragged out of the 11th century.

    1. Re:FUCK OFF!!!!! by Doomdark · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, this world might be a better place if Islam was actually dragged BACK to the 11th century. This is not a joke: islamic worldview actually used to be very progressive at about that time, or little bit later (12th and 13th centuries). Scholars of that era would consider many current fundamentalist priests to be a disgrace, non-intellectual caricatures of earlier spiritual leaders.

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    2. Re:FUCK OFF!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this world might be a better place if Islam was actually dragged BACK to the 11th century.
      This is not a joke: islamic worldview actually used to be very progressive at about that time, or little bit later (12th and 13th centuries).
      Scholars of that era would consider many current fundamentalist priests to be a disgrace, non-intellectual caricatures of earlier spiritual leaders.

      True.

      I wonder how many Slashdot regulars who get their jollies busting on Christianity* simply don't want to realize Islam is literally irrational.

      * - and never bothered to actually READ the Catholic Church's postition on, say, evolution [cue ignorant exploding heads...]

    3. Re:FUCK OFF!!!!! by Kpau · · Score: 1

      Much truth to that... just as Christianity was a good deal more tolerable before the Roman Empire got a hold of it and used it as an ultimate tool of aggression (even after the empire fell and the little empires grew from it's corpse). Islam in the 12/13th Century was fairly progressive for its time, these present arrogant bastards ... well, we can take the line "Jesus would smite the crap out of the people using his name" and substitute "The Prophet" for the same effect.

  38. Re:8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 2, Informative

    Best hack in the world would be to change whatever error message pops up when someone hits something blasphemous so that it redirects to Encyclopedia Dramatica. I like this one.

  39. Re:Fucking nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That may be flamebait, it's still my honest opinion.

  40. pakistan might as well pull the plug by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    because i can guarantee they will find offensive material on the internet and you can find a link from one website to another and basically "leapfrog" from one website to another where the offensive material is located, so why spend the time and money searching for it, i can tell you it is already there so do yourself a favor and pull the plug pakistan and any other muslim & islamic nation that is worried about being offended. it is out there already just a click away.

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  41. Terrified? by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If refusing to consider ideas or facts that conflict with your preconceptions means you're terrified, than most people on Slashdot must be constantly wetting their pants!

    1. Re:Terrified? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      That presupposes that we wear pants.

    2. Re:Terrified? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for spoiling my dinner!

    3. Re:Terrified? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Or deep down somewhere, you'll find a masochist in all of us.

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    4. Re:Terrified? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion isn't terrified of anything. It can't be. It can't feel. It can't love. It can't do anything.

      Some religious people are terrified that they will lose their power over others when dissemination of information happens. You can see this same thing happen in any group - just look at the OS wars and how some fans "protect" their favorite operating system by trying to hide its flaws.

  42. Gonna be pissed when they find my stick Muhammad by SlappyBastard · · Score: 3, Funny

    0-|-=

    Shhhh . . .Stick Muhammad is sleeping. Don't wake him up with your freaky religious intolerance. He'd be disappointed by your unwillingness to be happy to just conquer and tax people you don't agree with.

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  43. How to blaspheme: a demonstration by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, this should be equally offensive to Muslims, Christians, and Jews. Those of y’all who consider yourselves believers in a variation of one of those themes, pay attention:

    If I were to tell you a story about a talking unicorn who gave a pep talk to the reluctant hero before instructing the hero in how to wield his magic wand, you’d know instantly that I was telling you a make-believe faery tale that has no bearing on reality whatsoever.

    If I were to swap out the unicorn with talking shrubbery, you’d still come to the same conclusion, but you’d think it’s a particularly weird story taking even stranger liberties with reality.

    But if I were to light the shrubbery on fire, name the hero, “Moses,” and call the wand “The Staff of Aaron,” you’d know that this is the absolute truth, the Word of YHWH, to be accepted uncritically as historical fact. (Exodus chapters 3 and 4, to be specific.) Or, at the very least, it’s some sort of utterly profound morality play from which deep meaning can and should be drawn.

    And you’d be a complete and total blithering fucking idiot for doing so.

    Cheers,

    b&

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    1. Re:How to blaspheme: a demonstration by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

      "The only real question is whether you believe in the legend of Davy Crockett or not. If you do, then there should be no doubt in your mind that he died a hero's death. If you do not believe in the legend, then he was just a man, and it does not matter how he died."--Lt Worf

    2. Re:How to blaspheme: a demonstration by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      But if I were to swap out the unicorn with a plastic telecommunications device, name the hero, "Joe Sixpack," and call the wand "A virus-riddled Dell laptop," you'd know that this is the absolute truth, a PEBKAC error, to be accepted uncritically as historical fact.

      And you'd be a Slashdot reader and total armchair system admin for doing so.

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    3. Re:How to blaspheme: a demonstration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But if I were to light the shrubbery on fire, name the hero, "Moses," and call the wand "The Staff of Aaron," you'd know that this is the absolute truth, the Word of YHWH, to be accepted uncritically as historical fact. (Exodus chapters 3 and 4, to be specific.) Or, at the very least, it's some sort of utterly profound morality play from which deep meaning can and should be drawn.

      And you'd be a complete and total blithering fucking idiot for doing so.

      Quite possibly. But people have a right to choose their own religion (except in many Islamic countries, where you don't).

      It seems to be that only the followers of one religion seem to respond to blasphemy with violence, riots & beheadings.

      After all, a major movie (Davinci Code) claimed that the main premise of Christianity is a fraud. Did Christians riot around the world? Burn down movie theaters & their local video stores? After all, the vast majority of the world's wealthy & powerful people are Christians.

      Nope, didn't happen.

      Simply put, Islam, as practiced in most of the world, is an intolerant barbaric religion that is still stuck in the 7th century and has no place in civilized society.

    4. Re:How to blaspheme: a demonstration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn#Biblical

      Not so fast there! Apparently there were unicorns in the bible!

    5. Re:How to blaspheme: a demonstration by kiljoy001 · · Score: 1

      The bush was weed. That would account for everything.

    6. Re:How to blaspheme: a demonstration by jackbird · · Score: 1

      It seems to be that only the followers of one religion seem to respond to blasphemy with violence, riots & beheadings.
      No religion has a moral high ground there, not even the Buddhists. And yes, I am speaking of modern times.

  44. Reason #3 Your Nation Will Stay A Backwater by swb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Intense concern over matters of religious adherence, blasphemy or other measures of religious adherence, practice or devotion. Focusing this concern on people outside your nation with substantial cultural and/or religious differences from you and/or the Internet intensifies this effect.

    The overall impact of this is to make your nation appear filled with superstitious, power-hungry and intolerant zealots. People will not fear or respect you, they will dislike you for this and believe you are petty, small-minded and foolish.

    You will be mocked and laughed at and your nation will remain an ignorant backwater, its people suffering from disease and maladies long since cured by more flexible and rational thinking.

    1. Re:Reason #3 Your Nation Will Stay A Backwater by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      As the last global financial crash proved, being isolated and in backwater does not look so bad at all.

    2. Re:Reason #3 Your Nation Will Stay A Backwater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey now, some people like living in a backwater.

    3. Re:Reason #3 Your Nation Will Stay A Backwater by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Intense concern over matters of religious adherence, blasphemy or other measures of religious adherence, practice or devotion.

      Like Texas?

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    4. Re:Reason #3 Your Nation Will Stay A Backwater by swb · · Score: 1

      The south generally does seem to suffer from this, but Texas' textbook rumpus seemed oriented on non-religious issues (eg, promoting the 2nd ammendment, etc).

    5. Re:Reason #3 Your Nation Will Stay A Backwater by A.+Bosch · · Score: 1

      I believe it also included a lot of intelligent design controversy. See here and here for example. From the NY Times article: "After facing months of protest, conservative members of the Texas Board of Education were expected Thursday night to vote to teach schoolchildren a version of American history that emphasizes the roles of capitalist enterprise, the military, Christianity and modern Republican political figures. "

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    6. Re:Reason #3 Your Nation Will Stay A Backwater by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      As the last global financial crash proved, being isolated and in backwater does not look so bad at all.

      Yeah, right. Say, take North Korea - they were eating grass before the crisis, and they kept doing so right through it. No news is good news!

    7. Re:Reason #3 Your Nation Will Stay A Backwater by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Yep, just like Texas, where the Internet has been blocked because it's offensive, and where blasphemers are thrown into prison for life -- with their property often conveniently being taken over by their accusers.

      Oh, you meant not at all like Texas.

    8. Re:Reason #3 Your Nation Will Stay A Backwater by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Better to smugly keep your mud hut than lose your third car, eh?

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    9. Re:Reason #3 Your Nation Will Stay A Backwater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intense concern over matters of religious adherence, blasphemy or other measures of religious adherence, practice or devotion. Focusing this concern on people outside your nation with substantial cultural and/or religious differences from you and/or the Internet intensifies this effect.

      The overall impact of this is to make your nation appear filled with superstitious, power-hungry and intolerant zealots. People will not fear or respect you, they will dislike you for this and believe you are petty, small-minded and foolish.

      You will be mocked and laughed at and your nation will remain an ignorant backwater, its people suffering from disease and maladies long since cured by more flexible and rational thinking.

      I thought we were talking about Pakistan, not the US?

  45. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by lorenlal · · Score: 1

    Not quite: People who are strongly nationalistic believe that it's not OK for Pakistan to do it. After all, how are they supposed to see that such blatant religious control of a country is so wrong.

    But they do think that blocking al-jazeera is appropriate, but first they need to get back to making sure there's a reference to God in our pledges, money, and any government document they can put it on.

  46. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by phyrexianshaw.ca · · Score: 1

    you assume that every person there chooses to be there?

    if I disagree with a law in canada, there's nothing I can do about it. I don't have the money to go move anywhere, and as a white dude from a peaceful country, nobody will take me as a refugee.

    even if the grass is greener on the other side, that doesn't mean everybody can go there.

  47. Muhammad on Slashdot by dlmarti · · Score: 1

    Here is my drawing of Muhammad: :) There now Pakistan can block Slashdot too.

  48. BLASPHEMOUS! by uremog · · Score: 1

    How blasphemous to use a blasphemous website to identify blasphemy!

    1. Re:BLASPHEMOUS! by stdarg · · Score: 1

      No there are loopholes in the Koran for temporarily violating Islamic rules for the furthering of Islam.

  49. Blasphemy! by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    http://www.artadox.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jackson-pollock-mural.jpg

    Proof positive that Jackson Pollock was killed by Muslim extremists.

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    I scream. You scream. I assume that means we're both acquainted with the problem. We proceed.
  50. Hiding from the radicals by phorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You think that the radicals have it in for Americans/Europeans who "insult islam?" That's nothing. Find somebody who is of an islamic background and opposes the idiocy of the radicals, and they might as well have a target on their head. At least the others have the excuse of being ignorant infidels... so only doing something fairly big/obvious gets them targeted.

    1. Re:Hiding from the radicals by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Even if they're not hiding, the voices of moderates usually get drowned out by the voices of extremists.

    2. Re:Hiding from the radicals by stdarg · · Score: 1

      That's nothing. Find somebody who is of an islamic background and opposes the idiocy of the radicals, and they might as well have a target on their head.

      On the Internet? I don't think so. Fact is they're just fairly rare, they're not a "silent majority" or anything like that.

      The thing is most Muslims who self-identify as moderate are not moderate by our standards. They will oppose the ban on Facebook, but still say things like Westerners don't understand the "rage" this behavior induces. Insulting Mohammed is like publishing pictures of your mother being raped, etc (I've seen that written by a journalist!). They think they're being moderate just because they don't want to block the entire Internet -- and often they say, plus if it's unblocked we can go there and massively protest it. So not really moderate.

    3. Re:Hiding from the radicals by phorm · · Score: 1

      Strange, of the people I know from those religions most might be heavily offended with some of the provocative depictions of Mohammed, but they aren't going to come out with pikes and torches. They don't want facebook or the internet blocked either, just some respect (and no, I'm not Muslim myself, or particularly tied to any religion).

  51. Common between religious fanatics by Teun · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It doesn't matter which religion is mentioned, the moment the (self proclaimed!) righteous come into view the rest of humanity needs to follow their 'superior' beliefs.

    I really wonder how they console the idea there are different gods and theirs' the best yet he needs their feeble human help to save his face.

    Basically they are ass-wipes and now they have a government working for them.

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    1. Re:Common between religious fanatics by Wowlapalooza · · Score: 1

      I really wonder how they console the idea there are different gods and theirs' the best yet he needs their feeble human help to save his face.

      console

      1 /knsol/ Show Spelled[kuhn-sohl] Show IPA –verb (used with object), -soled, -soling. to alleviate or lessen the grief, sorrow, or disappointment of; give solace or comfort: Only his children could console him when his wife died.

      Perhaps you meant "reconcile"?

  52. fuck accepting intolerance in the name tolerance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not tolerate intolerance, our you will find yourself beheaded and deprived of your rights by fanatics from all religions, countries, and walks of life...Christians, Jews, Muslims, and all else included!

  53. what about other churches? by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

    will they also block the church of the true creator ? (http://www.venganza.org/)

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  54. Religious people by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

    I wish religious people would just knock it off. I'm sick of the whole silly thing. Yes I know that the majority of relgiious people are private about it and don't try to force it on everyone else, but they're still part of the problem because they allow the nutters/leaders to get away with all the crazy things that they do.

    If parents/schools stopped teaching religion to children, religious beliefs would die out within three generations. They're just hand-me-down myths and superstitions, orginally concocted by a minority intent on adjusting society to suit themselves.

    As a species, surely we have better things to do with our time?

  55. Is the copyright blasphemy too? by stanlyb · · Score: 1

    If you publish a copyrighted document for example, without its holder approval, is it a blasphemy too? Because, at the end, Mohamed has all the copyrights over his religion, and anyone who infringes it, is breaking the law, right?

    1. Re:Is the copyright blasphemy too? by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      What?!? Now copyright extends for 1400 years!?!? And I thought 70 was bad. This must be the results of Walt Disney's lobbying...

  56. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by syousef · · Score: 1

    Let me remind you that Pakistan people also agreed to their religious ToS...

    That's a very interesting take on things. You're suggesting that anyone living under an oppressive regime agrees to it's terms. Well that excuses ANY and ALL oppressive behaviour and atrocities. You're basically endorsing every oppressive regime that ever existed. Is that really what you intended to say?

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  57. It their Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is their law. Simple as that. If people don't want websites blocked they should repeal the law. Why are we getting our panties all in a bunch? Let's worry about repealing the "Patriot" Act... and let Pakistanis handle their own business.

  58. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by fermion · · Score: 1
    I don't know, if you google christian internet filtering there are many results. Probably not all of these filter on religious content, but I am sure some do. They certainly likely filter out 'satanic music' and nudity, both which many christian consider blasphemous even though sane people know that worldly pleasures have almost nothing to do with the relationship to the almighty. It is only those of little faith that are intimidated by a breast of flash of a penis. After all the almighty gave us these things.

    The difference one may cite is that the government is not suppling such christian software. The US government, however, does require filtering software in certain situations and such filtering software is seen as having a radical christian bent most people who do not suffer from radical christian ideas.

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  59. One book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beware of a man of only one book...

  60. That's alright by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    Continue building your fantasy world, Pakestan, we will build Internet without you and your culture. That is too bad, you would enrich us so much, but you'll be welcomed to come when you'll be ready.

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    The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
  61. Inoffensive websites by bmo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here is a list of inoffensive websites. This is a comprehensive list which will encompass every single website that is not insulting to Islam, Christianity, Judaism, Shintoism, Republicans, Democrats, Randroids, Scientists, Fantasy Writers, Raisin Smugglers, Budgie Smugglers, and Serial Murderers:

    http://127.0.0.1/

    There. You will never be offended.

    Pakistan: We are laughing at you.

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    1. Re:Inoffensive websites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My botnet infestation installed a child porn server on my localhost! :noes:

    2. Re:Inoffensive websites by balbus000 · · Score: 1

      I don't know... that site shows me:

      It works!

      I'm sure someone could find that offensive.

    3. Re:Inoffensive websites by Spykk · · Score: 1

      Inoffensive? That site is rife with strangely familiar looking goat porn!

    4. Re:Inoffensive websites by dskoll · · Score: 1

      Infidel! I went to http://127.0.01/ and saw all kinds of anti-Mohammed cartoons!!!!

    5. Re:Inoffensive websites by cffrost · · Score: 1

      http://127.0.0.1/ There. You will never be offended.

      My god man, how about warning next time? Absolutely repulsive... I can't believe anyone gets off on shit like that.

      --
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      "Arguments from authority are worthless." —Carl Sagan
  62. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by stanlyb · · Score: 1

    I see what you mean, but, legally speaking, you don't sound convincing. Let me ask you, what is oppressive regime? How do you define it? And, which is more important, do you have a legal ground for its definition? Some consider Apple App Store as oppressive, other thinks Google Androids ToS is oppressive, in fact, anything could be named oppressive by one or another group, so, where is the thin red line? Anyway, all the Pakistan people did agree to live in their country, and obey their law, which is as binding and legal as.....every law is. Period.

  63. Re:And libtards mock criticism of "Piss Christ" by tycoex · · Score: 0

    I don't think they believe the Devil exists, that's kind of the point.

  64. CSN and Y by rclandrum · · Score: 1

    You've got to hide it from the kids, koo-koo-a-choo!

  65. New censoring technique.... by rclandrum · · Score: 1

    They are using white-out to cover up the bad words on screen.

  66. Re:And libtards mock criticism of "Piss Christ" by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Western "liberals" would ally themselves with the Devil - literally

    I'd ally myself with the Devil just for the fun of it. He sounds like a much more interesting guy than this boring old fart Yahweh, especially if the whole story about his revolt and such is genuine.

  67. Re:8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by Surt · · Score: 1

    That doesn't seem very hard ... just filter out that short segment of the html.

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  68. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by timeOday · · Score: 1

    "Imagine if these companies sought to block Pakistan or any other Islamic country. There would be uproar and claims of racism, anti-religious behaviour etc. etc. Yet when these same governments block sites for religious purposes it's considered some sort of right to choose"... by whom exactly? This claim of hypocrisy will be so much more interesting if you can take it past the straw man phase and make it stick to a notable person.

  69. Moral relativism is a plague by TruthSeeker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It makes me despair that so many people here somehow find a means to feel sympathetic to these guys' opinion (either explicitly or, which is more common, by taking it from their own religious point of view). As soon as you start walking down that path, you're bound to obey every randomly idiotic law some religious nut, somewhere, at some point in time, had the good idea to utter... and at this point, you know where to stick your freedom of speech. And sadly, that holds true for *all* religions.

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  70. Searching for blasphemy by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Searching for blasphemy seems to be a little odd. Sure, if blasphemy crops up while you're Googling something innocuous like "How do I host an Al Qaeda party". Maybe then you send a suicide bomber, but to actively look for blasphemy seems like such a waste of time unless you're looking for an excuse to cause a ruckus.

  71. So... by AnAdventurer · · Score: 2, Informative
    Let me get this straight, you are going to score aggregate search companies for finding stuff on the web. Their inherent job is to find everything, which was first based on all things being equal and the better stuff would be scored higher. So you (Pak) are going to go out looking for stuff you don't like using a services that ups a pages visibility based on people viewing it.

    There is a fundamental flaw with your operations sir.

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  72. Backwards by Haxzaw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another giant step backwards for mankind. If these people want to be taken seriously, they need to join the 21st century. If you want to live and work alongside the rest of the world, you'll need to toughen up a bit, and not get offended every time someone draws a caricature of Muhammad, or calls him a clown.

    1. Re:Backwards by Surt · · Score: 1
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  73. The Internet is redundant by UBfusion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the Internet is contained in the $Holy_Book, it is redundant,therefore useless.

    If it is not, it's not only useless, but very dangerous.

  74. Re:8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

    So many offensive ED pages, so little time...

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  75. Scour this, Muslims. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since they're Googling for blasphemy, let me be the first to say: all Muslims are terrorist scumbags. I spit on the false prophet Muhammad, pig dog that he is. Pthtphphpthpth.

  76. That's the problem with Islam by copponex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Muslims read and recite the whole Qu'ran with great interest and study. Say what you want about Evangelicals, but at least they have the good sense to ignore the bible and sing meaningless pop songs about prosperity instead. It makes America a much nicer place to live.

  77. Mangling John Gilmore.... by mbkennel · · Score: 1

    The internet treats blasphemy as content, and pirates it.

  78. Pakistan, please call Joe Lieberman by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    ...and see if he can hook you up with one of those Internet "kill" switches that you can use to close your eyes and ears when the infidels say, or type, or heaven forbid, draw things that are "offensive.

  79. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by Surt · · Score: 1

    If you've reached the point where you have a regime, you've got oppression.

    And I'll even narrow that further. Any violation of:
    http://www.un.org/en/documents/udhr/

    makes you oppressive. There is your thin red line, with a robust legal ground standing beneath it.

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  80. oblig by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    "My god has a bigger dick than your god!"
    George Carlin

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  81. Re:8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by russ1337 · · Score: 1

    They can have my firefox greasemonkey script.....

    (I turned it off to read your comment this one time)

  82. To quote Robert Heinlein by assertation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of all the strange crimes that humanity has legislated out of nothing, blasphemy is the most amazing - with obscenity and indecent exposure fighting it out for second and third place.

    - Robert Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus Long

  83. Doing my part by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

    Fuck Pakistan and Muhammad!!!!!

  84. A gorgeous young blond, fetchingly posed.. by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    Wearing a Burqa, I'll buy that magazine!

    In cyberspace, nobody can hear you explode.

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  85. "Scour"? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Scour"? It's the fucking Internet. How hard can it be? Start here! Let everyone know when you're done, ok?

    1. Re:"Scour"? by Col+Bat+Guano · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently it's quite hard, as you spelt "Blasphemy" wrong... :-p

    2. Re:"Scour"? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Shhh... I'm trying to keep them off the trail of the good stuff.

  86. Keep on blasphemin', ya'll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing to do is to do is to flood the web with as many epistles telling the world what you think about that violent death cult Islam. Ultimately, Pakistan is just wasting time and money that its people could spend making their miserable lives better.

  87. Islamic Paridise by pseudorand · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great idea Pakistan. I think the only practical and effect way to do that would be to just block the entire Internet. Reminds me of Weird Al's song...

    There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
    Not a single luxury
    Like Robinson Caruso
    It's as primitive as can be

    1. Re:Islamic Paridise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are a fucking idiot.

      And I post anonymously only so that others don't suffer needless de-moderation because of your stupidity.

    2. Re:Islamic Paridise by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of that song by the Lemonheads.

      Coo, coo, ca-choo!

  88. in response to this by nimbius · · Score: 1

    i propose the massive and relentless colocation of 4chan. we must not rest until the prophet muhammad and pedobear are socially indistinguishable.

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    1. Re:in response to this by Kpau · · Score: 1

      Okay.. I'd burn karma for that at this point. I'm tired of being threatened for not believing in the "right color of unicorn".

  89. Bwahaha! by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Come with me Pakistani dudes! I'll give you a virtual tour of the Internet that will make your turbans unravel in shock! You'll see the 500 pound naked lady! You'll see a myriad of orifices of all descriptions! You'll see things done to farm animals, cartoon characters, coca-cola bottles and bowling pins! You'll see men doing things to men, women and "other" that you never imagined possible! Once I open this door for you, a bunch of juvenile fuckers drawing your guy will no longer seem relevant! You'll have the entirety of the Internet at your disposal and it'll be your job to browse it! Oh sure you might have to find some "blasphemy" from time to time to keep your boss happy, but there's so much else to see while you're looking at it! If you want some keywords to get you started, try "XXX Teen Blasphemy". Run with it! Have some fun! First one's free, we'll be in touch I'm sure!

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  90. Islam needs to go by dskoll · · Score: 1

    The sooner the world rids itself of Islam, the better. All religion should go, but the worst of the lot needs to go first.

    I have no patience for so-called "moderate" Muslims. This kind of wacko nut-case extremism is the inevitable result of so-called "faith". It happened to Christianity in the Middle Ages, and the only reason Judaism hasn't damaged the lives of billions of people is that it never really became all that popular.

    While Judaism and Christianity have found some grudging accomodation with modernity, Islam will not (and cannot). It's utterly incompatible with human dignity and progress.

    1. Re:Islam needs to go by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Disagree!

      Islam != the sexually repressed extremist wahabist nutjobs that get excited about this sort of thing. You can't judge all Muslims by Osama Bin Laden.

      Christianity != the fundamentalist or literalist sexually repressed extremist baptist nutjobs that get excited about irrational things. You can't judge all Christians by Timothy McVeigh or Hitler.

      P.S. I have both Muslim and Christian co-workers and while I find the idea of their having an imaginary friend somewhat quirky, I like them just fine, ThankYouVeryMuch, so F^^k off.

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    2. Re:Islam needs to go by dskoll · · Score: 1

      Not all religious people are nutjobs or evil. (I used to be somewhat observant myself and still have religious friends and family.) Nevertheless, I contend that the inevitable end result of religion should it gain power is repression, barbarism, and descent into evil.

      You see your co-worker's beliefs as "quirky" because you live in a free and secular society. It quickly becomes less quirky when you live in a society that kills you for disagreeing about the imaginary friend.

    3. Re:Islam needs to go by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Islam != the sexually repressed extremist wahabist nutjobs that get excited about this sort of thing. You can't judge all Muslims by Osama Bin Laden.

      The ban of Facebook in Pakistan had massive popular support. Just google it. Here's one example: http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/infotech/internet/70-percent-of-Pakistanis-want-permanent-ban-on-Facebook-Poll/articleshow/5972793.cms

      "70 percent of Pakistanis want permanent ban on Facebook: Poll"

      That's for a *permanent* ban, not just for the draw mohammed day, which of course had even more support. Now of course these people aren't as bad as Osama Bin Laden but that's a stupidly high bar to set for calling someone an extremist.

      The basic problem is that Muslims who self-identify as moderate have a very different idea of what moderate means than Westerners who are looking for moderate Muslims.

  91. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by syousef · · Score: 1

    I see what you mean, but, legally speaking, you don't sound convincing.

    I suspect you mean morally speaking but you've been so unclear that I can only guess. You see I do not hold a law degree in Pakistan, nor am i a judge or lawyer or police officer, nor am I a member of any legislative body. I can't speak legally, and I suspect nor can you.

    Let me ask you, what is oppressive regime? How do you define it? And, which is more important, do you have a legal ground for its definition?

    It's easy enough to define logically consistent definition of an oppressive regime. Plenty of work has been done there. You might want to check some of the founding documents for the United Nations. Or perhaps check with Amnesty International. Or perhaps look at the TED speech by Sam Harris which talks about moral landscapes and defining morality that relies on logic rather than religion. In any case the argument you're using is old and tired and doesn't hold much weight: It is just used as an excuse for oppressors to oppress, as much religion is.

    Some consider Apple App Store as oppressive, other thinks Google Androids ToS is oppressive, in fact, anything could be named oppressive by one or another group, so, where is the thin red line?

    Are you really trying to tell me you are unable to determine the difference between a commercial store that sells a product and has terms of service that some consider unfair and a government who will force laws on people that they do not want, and enforce those laws lethally? Having an app on the iPhone not be approved (especially when there are alternatives) isn't in the same league as being shot for watching soccer or kissing someone. It's a continuum not a thin red line or a slippery slope. But we're talking about opposite ends of it.

    Anyway, all the Pakistan people did agree to live in their country, and obey their law, which is as binding and legal as.....every law is. Period.

    You're an idiot. Period. People don't choose where they are born. Not every person agrees with the law in their country. Saying something that is not true is and adding the word period just makes you look like an immature fool. You might be happy to live under an oppressive regime (at least until you do something they decide you should be killed for) but others aren't. Thank goodness for that.

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  92. Mohammed Fucked Sheep! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There, just got Slashdot blocked in Pakistan.

    Posting AC to avoid getting a fatwa on my ass.

  93. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by stdarg · · Score: 1

    These companies -- Google, Yahoo, etc -- aren't doing that, so how is anybody going to find a notable person saying that half?

    As for the other half -- that Pakistan has a right to ban these sites for being offensive -- consider the aftermath of the Facebook ban. I'm not sure who you consider notable, but plenty of Muslim journalists wrote articles supporting the ban and called for a "Muslim Facebook" to be made, etc.

    The US State Department issued a very confusing press release they agreed that Pakistan should protect its people from offensive speech but at the same time that it shouldn't restrict millions of people from using the sites. So kind of stupid and poorly thought out. That's our State Department.

  94. Heres one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alla is a wanker

  95. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by steelfood · · Score: 1

    It'd be much easier too. It's only one IP block.

    As opposed to the other way around, when you have to block every individual site and distributed caches like akami.

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  96. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by stanlyb · · Score: 1

    So, simply because they put some ban on some sites makes them oppressive regime??? Common, you can do it better than that. Be consistent at least. Apple App store user agreement is "unfair"? I mean, the little detail about tracking your actual geo-location all the time? Do you realize that this is the wet pipe dream of every oppressive tyrant.... Oh, i forgot, we are talking about Steve Jobs, he is just a business-man, and it's just a business. How silly of me. And btw, people DO choice where to live, and how, and when. Saying that this is not true does not make it true. And adding insults before or after the dot does not make you more intelligent. Period.

  97. another incorrect use of "content" by brre · · Score: 1
    sacrilegious content

    I think you mean sacrilegious expression. Or sacrilege.

  98. Your religion is a fraud! by dogzdik · · Score: 0
    And your attorney general is a stupid prick

    Pakistan's Deputy Attorney General has launched a criminal investigation against Zuckerberg and others in response to Facebook hosting a "Draw Muhammad" contest on its site late last month. On May 19, Pakistani authorities blocked access to Facebook over the contest, and this ban was lifted on May 31 after Facebook removed the page in Pakistan and other countries.

    Section 295-C of the penal code reads: "Use of derogatory remark etc, in respect of the Holy Prophet, whoever by words, either spoken or written, or by visible representation, or by any imputation, innuendo, or insinuation, directly or indirectly, defiles the sacred name of the Holy Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) shall be punished with death, or imprisonment for life, and shall also be liable for fine."

    A Pakistani High Court judge summoned the police after lawyer Muhammad Azhar Siddique filed an application for a First Information Report (FIR), claiming that the owners of Facebook had committed a heinous and serious crime under Section 295-C of the Pakistan Penal Code.

    According to Pro Paskistani, petitioner Muhammad Azhar Sidiqque said he's waiting for the police to contact Interpol about making arrangements for the arrest of Facebook's owners and "Andy". The site also says that the Deputy Attorney General told the High Court that Pakistan’s United Nations representative has asked to escalate the issue in the UN General Assembly

    In Pakistan they model themselves AFTER the German National Socialists.

    Toss in a whackjob cult - called islam - WOW

    Ever notice how mad people go - and how easy it is to make them go mad.....

    Tell them that there is a devil, and that after the process of making people hate themselves, their own body and their own natural functions - which depersonalises them and then splits them off from their selves and reality - so that they are always obeying what they are told instead of questioning it, and they are always trying to be right according to the rules, even tho the rules have no grounding in fact or reality.

    So they become neurotic - and start to think that after having been forced to disassociate from themselves through the mind, body, feelings connection - that in the natural process of self reconnecting with selves, that "intrusive thoughts" now become "the enemy" and one has to start to grovel at the magic sticks on the wall and say silly incantations such as "Get behind thee satan".....

    And have you ever noticed that even tho the mighty fictitious diety who I am told - and for it is written, has all power for all time, that after the asking, nay telling the fictitious entity "IN the name of jeeezers, get behind theee oh satan" - that the fictitious diety never actually seems to stay getted behind the?

    And the madness continues.....

    Religion is such an evil mind fuck - and it's profitable too, IF you can get people on the back foot and keep them off balance by creating shit for them to follow, instead of giving them the time and resources to think and compare what is actually being taught to them, with external and different realities.

    Like is that actually true, or is it just shit that is being fed to me?

    Fear, manipulation, guilt, shame, threats of violence or the implied threat of violence......

    This is a little bit fuzzy - mainly due to time, the tribes and civilisations and their movements and all of that. It's all terribly interwoven and there is an awful lot to write about.

    So your getting the simplified point form version.

    OK the people monkey slime apes crawled out of middle Africa, they migrated THROUGH the areas of the Nile river and delta and the Euphrates river and delta (Babylon Mesopotamia).

    It involves squillions of people, dieties and hocus pocus bullshit.

    a) There is no such thing as jews. (or moslems, or cathaholics, or Jehoovers Witlessness, or Morons, or Anglecans, or Jesewerits, Prodestants, Baptists, luthe

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  99. Easy fix for Google by Atario · · Score: 1

    https://www.google.com/

    The extra "S" is for extra Sinning!

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  100. OMG! I think I found some! by aqk · · Score: 0

    Pakistan must IMMEDIATELY block these sacrilegious pictures!
    Please, upon pain of death, do NOT click on the above link!

    Ummm..Do I get a reward for finding these?

  101. Why Banning the Internet may be a Good Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pakistan seems ready to ban the Internet (again) (well, parts of it)!

    On the face of it, this is Internet banning silly season all over again. But wait. Maybe, this is different. Maybe, its not even a bad thing! Maybe, this is exactly what we need!

    But before I explain why this may be so, here are the essential facts. The machinations of banning the Internet in Pakistan are not new. It has sometimes been done to silence political speech (and here), but its more common and certainly its recent incarnation is in the name of religion. Of course, the frenzy was at its height recently with the ‘Facebook ban.’ Now it seems that the Lahore High Court has ordered the banning of an entire range of websites, possibly including Google, Yahoo, MSN and Bing. Supposedly, the government’s position is that “no website will be blocked without investigation,” but also that websites will be blocked to comply with the court’s rulings.

    Why, you ask. Here is how the report in The News explains it:

    A citizen, Muhammad Sidiq, filed a writ petition No. 3246/2010 in the LHC, seeking a ban on the websites for publishing blasphemous materials and twisting the facts and figure of Holy Quran. Deputy Attorney General Muhammad Hussain Azad also endorsed the viewpoint of the petitioner and demanded blocking of these websites. Counsel for the petitioner, Latif-ur-Rehman Advocate presented CDs and other evidence in the court, showing that the said websites were publishing sacrilegious material. Later, President High Court Bar Aslam Dhakkar said the court has given a historic decision. He said the legal fraternity would observe a complete strike in Bahawalpur on Wednesday (today) against publication of such material by these websites. He said a meeting would also discuss the situation today.

    It is not yet fully clear exactly what will happen because of this ruling, but it is very clear that no matter what happens we are going to keep getting a host of such cases. People will find things on the Internet that they are offended by. While I have never understood why people spend so much time and energy trying to find things that offend them, it is the nature of the Internet that everyone (and I mean, everyone) can find lots of things on it to be offended by. Conspiracy, idioticy, lies, ridicule. Its all there. What you choose to see on the Internet is your choice, not the Internet’s. (Maybe the Honorable Judge Sahib should have booked Mr. Muhammad Sidiq for visiting blasphemous site. Why is his faith so insecure as to be shattered by a website. After all, why is he going around searching for blasphemy!).

    It would be too easy, however, to blame the Judge for giving a ‘wrong’ decision. Its too easy for Internet Freedom advocates to seek a reversal of the decision. But the fact of the matter is that the decision is NOT wrong. Under the laws of Pakistan, as written, blasphemy is indeed punishable and such sites should, indeed, be banned. The problem is not the judges or their decisions. The problem is the laws as they are written. And that means that the solutions will not come through the courts, but through society and through legislation.

  102. Re:8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by SirRedTooth · · Score: 1

    I hate it when people fail to make the distinction between the government of a country and the people living in it.

  103. And the solution is obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'If any particular link with offensive content appears on these websites, the (link) shall be blocked immediately without disturbing the main website,'

    That means the content merely has to be sufficiently ubiquitous on these sites that simple economic pressure will force this idiocy to end. I'm all in favor of making religious idiots pick between quitting the idiot act or removing themselves from international relevancy by cutting themselves off the internet.

  104. Grow up by kokoko1 · · Score: 1

    If they blocked all the internet does it matter to anyone? no then why you are wasting your fucking time? for the same reason they blocking few sites you people doing the same by posting stupid comments about there religion and Prophet. Don't tell me this is your inherent right (free speech) to abuse other people and there beliefs blah blah, I respect your rights as far as it do not hurts other people around you but I'll damn care about your fucking rights if I see it hurts feelings of others. So all we need to respect each other feelings, but... wait to whom I asking this...? to those who kill hundred of thousand innocent people in Afghanistan and Iraq for nothing? man i am talking about a human lives which your fucking rulers and there fucking decisions taken away for nothing. Why those folks who are dying to protect there right of free speech do not write something about northern areas of Pakistan where those killed with the drones attacks mostly innocent people including children and women for nothing. Fuck that right when you use it only for hurting people instead of protecting lives.

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  105. it's the implications that are so dangerous by yyxx · · Score: 1

    Dante placed Mohammed at the lowest circle of hell, and to anybody who isn't a Muslim, that's pretty much the only view of Mohammed that's possible based on his documented conduct: a child molesting, mass-murdering cult leader. Without suppressing all other beliefs, blasphemy against Islam is therefore inevitable. And that's what makes these blasphemy laws and attempts at censorship so dangerous: they are a thinly veiled attempt to force everybody to submit to Islam (at least everybody in Pakistan). If we want to have religious tolerance and freedom, everybody must tolerate blasphemy; the two are inseparable because one person's firmly held religious belief is another person's blasphemy.

  106. Thank You! by ryzvonusef · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have hit the nail on the head.

    However, instead of "youth unemployment", the questions our politicians are trying to dodge are a bit more worrisome:

    1: "How is it that a person, who had himself declared clinically insane to dodge Lawsuits, is now our elected President?" (You might gape, but it's true.)

    2: "You said our electricity problems would be solved by April, yet we have rolling blackouts (for up to 36 hours in some places!), when will the Govt. solve that?"

    3: "Why isn't the Government obeying the Supreme Court and re-opening the Swiss Court cases against the President and his cronies?"

    4: "Why are most of our Senators, MNAs and MPAs (National/Provincial level Congressmen) having fake degrees?"

    5: "When will we stop having to stand hours in line to get Sugar, Flour and other necessities?" (Incidentally, checkout this vid I made while I was standing in line for Sugar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSTbkO4vyRs)

    There are other, equally worrisome, questions, but as you can see, any of these questions, if dug deep, can be used by the (equally corrupt) Opposition Parties to break their already weak Coalition Govt.

    So the solution is simple: "Why are you taking out rallies against us, Look, the Danes drew a cartoon/Facebook insulted him/[Insert Diversion Here], go there! Yes, Burn those evil western overloads, (even though they are the ones giving us the loans that we squander to buy our Jets), Burn them!!!"

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  107. Better add Slashdot to the list... by CountBrass · · Score: 1

    Because if Allah is so great how come he couldn't dictate a book that was translatable[1]? Both the Jewish and Christian God managed that much. [1]It's part of Muslim dogma that as the words in the Koran were God's and the arabic they are written is 'perfect' you can't translate them only interpret them (translate meaning to carry over their full meaning into the new language). Apparently Allah isn't omnipotent.

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    1. Re:Better add Slashdot to the list... by stanlyb · · Score: 1

      In the past, the Holy Bible did not have any kind of translation. There was only one holy language: Latin.

    2. Re:Better add Slashdot to the list... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the past even before that past - before the Roman Catholic Church decided that letting people read the Bible was dangerous - it was written in and/or translated into the languages that the common people could actually read: Hebrew, Latin, and Greek.

  108. Bravely done... by CountBrass · · Score: 1

    mr anonymous coward.

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  109. The Taliban Hanged a 7-Year-Old Boy Last Week by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    They said he was a spy. Perhaps they were just sending a message to his grandfather, a tribal leader.

    Any moral relativist who wants to defend this can choke on a stick and die, for all I care.

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  110. I Try by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    I shoot for a bit of blasphemy daily and try never to forget. I am certain that Mohammed was gay and that Allah is a pig. Frankly islam sucks and it is time for the stink butts who follow Mohammed to trash their beliefs and get a real religion. Now please send this to everyone everywhere and lets try to offend these creeps half to death. Maybe if they go into shock they can stop harming women and blowing themselves and others up long enough to take a bath and get the stink of the prophet off of themselves.

  111. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by syousef · · Score: 1

    So, simply because they put some ban on some sites makes them oppressive regime???

    No, not simply because they put a ban on some sites. This is just one of many things that they've done for me and others to label them an oppressive regime. YOU can do better than that.

    Stop rambling and try being consistent yourself before accusing others of a lack of consistency. If you are honestly telling me you can't tell the difference between a countries laws which you yourself have said are not optional, and a commercial vendor restricting the way there product is used, I don't know how I can help you.

    I have no love of Steve Jobs. I don't buy Apple. The moment he starts murdering people or telling people what they must believe I'll label him exactly the same way (and no suicides in Chinese factories for companies that are contracted to build Apple product don't count, especially when they're at a lower rate than the general population.)

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  112. A Question of Jurisdiction by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    You seem to miss my point. In order for any particular country's courts to claim jurisdiction for an alleged crime, the crime has to happen within the borders of that country (or, maybe [I'm not sure on this point] in something like an embassy or consulate which is considered part of the sovereign territory of the country, even though outside of its geographic domain).

    Unless Pakistan wants to try to convince everyone that they have Jurisdiction over the whole world, they can't really charge you for 'Blasphemy' if you refuse to serve content in their country, and the server is not located in their country, then no crime can be committed in their country.

    Although, the problem is, it might only take one missed IP address (like say someone on a computer in an Embassy in France, where your geoIP database decides the IP is not in Pakistan, but the computer is within their legal jurisdiction [maybe, again, not sure], for them to claim jurisdiction again.

    Personally, I'd not worry about it, and just make sure to never visit Pakistan, except there's always the risk that maybe someday you are travelling internationally, with no intention to go to Pakistan, but something happens like your airplane getting re-routed to a Pakistani airport, or an airport in some country with an extradition treaty with Pakistan.

    So, you either have to make sure that no one can ever post something someone in Pakistan might construe as blasphemy, or never ever ever leave your home country (well, maybe flying between U.S. and Europe, for example, might be safe, but anywhere near Asia and you risk getting dropped into Pakistan against your will.

  113. Re:Imagine the uproar if it was the other way roun by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    [The]idea that they can choose on behalf of others is a reminder of why religious rather than rational reasoning is so dangerous and has no place in politics.

    It isn't just the "religious" that do this. Plenty of "rational reasoning" people do this too. They call it "progressive". And it is as pervasive as the "religious" right is.

    If you want liberty, then fight the fight, against group identity politics.

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  114. Re:8==D O: Muhammad sucking a big cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But if we do have anything that we don't want them to find, this thread is the perfect place to put it.