Researchers Create Lung On a Chip
ElectricSteve writes "Utilizing human lung and blood vessel cells, researchers have created a device mounted on a microchip that mimics a living, breathing human lung. About the size of a rubber eraser, the device was developed by a team from the Wyss Institute for Biologically Inspired Engineering at Harvard University, Harvard Medical School, and Children's Hospital Boston. Because it's translucent, researchers can watch the processes taking place inside of it — something that's difficult to do with an actual lung. It will be used for testing the respiratory effects of environmental toxins, aerosolized therapeutics, and new drugs. Using conventional models, such tests can cost more than $2 million."
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"Now we all know that the C programming language is renowned for it's small code size and fast execution speed, but did you know that C programmers are also well-known for having tiny penises and being premature ejaculators? According to our study C programmers average at about 3.5 inches long fully erect."
On the other hand, the World Organization on Penises (WOP) have found that programmers in C# and Java have been shown to have some of the biggest penises in the industry (lowest end measurements are around 7" inches long and 6" in circumference).
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For anyone interested, this is the topic of Science Friday on NPR -right now-.
So before a whole bunch of people talk about implanting a RAID array of solid state lungs in you, or helping people, or finding a better way to assist people with breathing issues, I'm going to give kudos to the submitter for putting the intended purpose of these things in the summary.
That aside, when will we be able to implant a RAID array of solid state lungs?
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Legions of british couch potatoes were almost moved to protest the inhuman experiments on their national dish.. but couldn't be bovvered.
*phew* lucky I read the summary after..
Hey its friday, gimme a break! ;)
"Using conventional models, such tests can cost over $2 million."
Conventional methods for testing human lungs? Like, for shackles, hiding bodies and bribing the local police?
First I can't stick magnets to my hard drive. Now I can't smoke around my CPU. These new-fangled inventions are killing all my fun.
self aware. We weren't meant to recreate life, simply enjoy it.
What would be really neat is if they could do the same thing but in reverse, ie. carbon fixation.
So are we putting the pieces together on our own or is SkyNet reaching back from the future to make us do it..?
Yesterday we had the story about artificial lungs implanted on rats, today we have this... I think in a week we'll have a story about a computer system, which will be given command over all military hardware...
In soviet russia the government regulates the companies.
Denies it is on steroids...
...I prefer Queso, Salsa and Jalapenos on my chips
Thanks to file sharing, I purchase more CDs
Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
With yet another job taken by machines, how will the mice find work so they can feed their little babies?
Sitting on a lab bench
Came of mad science with good intent.
Environmental toxins
Clear tissues seared by nasty goo!
Twitching under cold lights
shivering as endless tests are run.
Looking quite obscene
If it had a mouth it would probably scream.
Microlung!
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
Can this thing can just allow nicotine and perform tar garbage collection?
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